01x01 - Bambai

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OH, CONCRETE ROAD,
YOU'VE FINALLY REACHED THE VILLAGE

WHEN EVERYONE HAS MIGRATED TO THE CITY

You have entered
a world of charm and glee.

This is India's only village
that is crime-free.

No swords, no b*ll*ts, no g*ns in sight.

A glorious image
is Dhadakpur's birthright.

A few tales occur in every land,

but today we'll narrate
a story that’s truly grand.

A perfect match…

except for one slight flaw.

A tiny flaw certainly can be overlooked.

What's the flaw?

According to her chart,
she's already married, and…

she also has two children.

Mr. Banwari, is this a joke?

Panditji, is this a joke?

Oops! That's Mom's birth chart.

Here's Roshni's.

Wow!

-They're destined for six happy lifetimes.
-Fantastic!

Why not seven?

This is their first happy life!

Wow!

There's an auspicious day real soon.

The 25th of this month.

Let's make it
"Durlabh weds Roshni" day!

Twenty-fifth?!

I'm not available.

It's my first day at work.
In the big city, Mumbai.

Also, auspicious dates
are all old-school ideas.

Be modern, bro.

What do you do in Mumbai?

He works in the Tax Department.

Topped his class in school.

Wow!

He just finished his training in Mumbai.

Once the older son is married,
our younger one will follow.

Very good.

Find him a good match.

Papa.

What happened?

Nothing…

Why the whispering?

She had a general question…

can't your younger son marry first?

Never! It's unheard of.

No way!

Are you mad?

Mummy, what's the problem?

Papa.

She's just a child. Ignore her.

She's obviously joking.

But he's taken it seriously.

Now raise the budget!

A scooter won't cut it for him.

Kuber, show them.

Three lakh on-road. Only.

And fuel expenses?

Add two years of that as well.

A lump sum of five lakh.

That's way too much!

An unheard amount
even in the nearby villages.

You set an example!

Impossible!

Papa, please!

-You'll manage.
-Try.

Don't they have any honor?

-It doesn't work like that.
-It's for her wedding.

-I can't--
-Papa, I'll only marry the younger one.

-Then why agree to meet the older one?
-You had given me just one option!

Now there's a better choice.
Why should I rot in the village?

It's obvious from the older guy's face
he can't go to the city.

Say something or are you also
in favor of the younger one?

How are we going to get five lakh?

Kajal is so happy in the city.

I know I will be too, Mom.

It won't happen, child…

Why do you care if I marry
the younger or older brother?

Your job becomes permanent either way.

My life will remain backward.

No value for your kids' dreams.

Son…

Even if I use savings
I don't have more than…

three lakh.

We have 100,000 saved
in the Young Women's Welfare scheme.

I've saved 50,000 by collecting
small amounts from your wallet.

What!

Papa, concentrate here…

Still adds up to 4,50,000.

Right. We're short of 50,000.

She barely produces milk anymore.

Go on. Click a picture!

Stop!

Wait for me!

-Be happy.
-Yes.

Watch how my backward life
moves forward!

And mine… fast forward!

In the Tundpur council meeting,

for the first time,

we have everyone's approval
without much debate.

And we've discussed all the points.

That concludes our meeting today.

-Let's go.
-Goodbye!

Chief, my problem is pending.

That's always the case.

Please, sit down.

Tell us your problem.

It is my humble appeal…

that…

since the past few years…

our youth are going through a major issue.

And the main reason is the alcohol ban.

Isn't it?

Our village boys,
go to the neighboring state to drink.

And gives them business.

It's my humble appeal,
that we should lift the ban.

Isn't it?

Stop!

Lift the ban?

To allow more crime?

You can't even handle
the current crime rate.

Your village ranks first in crime.

A rubbish appeal.

Learn…

from Ms. Pushpalata.

There are 18 villages in our district.


Ms. Pushpalata's village, Dhadakpur.

Not one police complaint
in 24 years from Dhadakpur.

No robbery, m*rder, r*pe… nothing.

Since she's become a ward member,

people seek permission even
to take a dump in each other’s field.

Here's more…

Dhadakpur is going to celebrate
its silver jubilee of being crime-free.

Along with a trophy,
Dhadakpur will get a new well.

Years later the village will finally
get clean drinking water.

Are you happy?

No one wants to clap now?

They're good.

But what do you do for work?

I'm a reeler, I make reels.

I'm off to Mumbai to become a superstar.

The bike is for dowry.

I suggest an anti-theft alarm.

Nowadays, robbers steal the bike
before the groom gets it.

I'm from Dhadakpur.

Then you don't even need a lock!

Where's the key?

Here!

Hey!

Bhugol!

Teepu!

Are you having fun?

A lot!

Now remember,
you don't know how to ride a bike.

Broke my dream?

He knows how to ride.

I forgot to get my license.

In Bihar, you don't need a license…

just confidence.

Let's go.

You know, I always enter the exam
with confidence…

But once I see the question paper,
I get nervous.

You made tall claims earlier.

"I'll ride front wheelie
and back wheelie."

How will we go back?

Ride easy.

You're going very fast.

Move out of the way!

Can't get through…

You think the bike had an accident?

What?

I warned you…
don't buy metal on Saturday.

There was a special offer.

Seat cover free with the bike, so…

Nantu's brother-in-law died
due to the same greed.

He bought a bike on Saturday
for the same offer.

Out of the showroom,
and into the sewer.

His father was waiting like you.

He was crushed under a truck.

The mother died in a kitchen expl*si*n.

-His sister contracted COVID--
-Enough!

Stay positive, please.

-Stay positive, please.
-Fine.

He's out of network area.

Same as Nantu's brother-in-law.

There's a puncture.

Send someone to fix it.

Hello?

Hello?

Sir…

Why are you ruining the reel?

Your shoe is still in frame.

I'm getting late.

So am I.

If you didn't know how to ride,
you should've told us before.

Couldn't see such a big nail
on a small road!

Fix the puncture.
Let me finish the reel.

Ready?

One, two, three…

Action.

Why did you scream, "Action"?

I whispered it.

It echoed in the silence.

A jeep!

Stop it.

Stop!

Please, stop.

Stop!

Please, stop.

I need help.

Whose b*llet have you stolen?

It's for Roshni's dowry.

When's the wedding?

In a week.

My brother-in-law has a government job.

In Mumbai.

I'm going as well.

Hello?

There's a bike at Sannata Chowk.

Take it to Dhadakpur.

Carefully. Got it?

Thank you.

Congratulate Roshni.

Like we wouldn't make it
without your help.

This is an insult.

Then leave.

Not so fast.

I posted on the village WhatsApp group,
that you're getting a bike.

Half the village is asking where it is.

Everyone thinks I'm spreading fake news.

Here's the b*llet!

Here's the b*llet!

It's here!

The b*llet for Roshni's dowry.

It's here.

The b*llet is here.

Wow!

-The b*llet, Papa.
-Why did you get it on this vehicle?

You said to get it carefully.

-I did as you said.
-Yes.

The world pales compared to you
The world seemed vanilla

Since you have arrived, my sweetheart
Life has got a new kick-start

Attention!

The b*llet is here.

With your arrival
I've hit the jackpot

Vroom, vroom arrives the bike!

Vroom, vroom
Get out of the way, buddy!

The accelerator tootles
Like the tinkle of your anklet

The indicator winks
Like your playful eyes

My surname adorns the plates
Goodbye, see you later!

Baby, see you later!

Everyone stares at you in wonder
May the evil eye be warded off

Like wind on a monsoon day
You gracefully sway

Vroom, vroom comes the bike!

A top model for
the first time in Dhadakpur!

Look at this beautiful b*llet!

Oh, no! Papa!

Come on, move fast!

Look! What a beautiful bike!

A top model for
the first time in Dhadakpur.

Roshni's dowry bike is here.

Henna on the hands
A smile on the face

Henna on the hands
A smile on the face

Oh, the bride has such grace!

Henna on the hands
A smile on the face

Look! What a beautiful bike!

A top model for
the first time in Dhadakpur.

The rest have given a joke of a bike.

This is the real thing!

Once the son-in-law starts riding,
he won't stop.

Riding the bike or the bride?

Vroom, vroom arrives the bike!

Vroom, vroom
Get out of the way, buddy!

Vroom, vroom!

Vroom, vroom!

Vroom, vroom arrives the bike!

What is this? A puncture?

Damn!

Can you fix it before Roshni's wedding?

I'm not used to handling
such an expensive machine.

If anything goes wrong,
you'll ask me to pay up.

Yes.

And he's never been shy to ask.

Mr. Ghuttan…

Roshni insisted on the boy.

And the boy insisted on this bike.
What should I do?

And what about the loan repayment
that I've been insisting on?

Fine.

I'll sell the bike.

I'll repay the debt.

Roshni won't get married.

Chaman, sell the bike.

Mr. Banwari,
just give me the money in parts.

Okay… Chaman, sell its parts.

-The front or back ones?
-You're in such a rush.

I mean, start with small amounts.

That was the plan…

Just a minute.

You're very lucky. Your hand…

One. Two. Three. Four.

That's four rupees!

I owe you 99,996 now.

I'll return it.

In small amounts.

Thank you.

You're in a rush to sell!

Bhugol…

is it true, that the space
I cover in one dump…

is the size of a room
for four in Mumbai?

People go to Mumbai to make a life.

Not to take a dump.

And anyway…

I'll stay with my sister
and brother-in-law for a bit.

And once I become a superstar,
I'll buy a bungalow.

You can dump your heart out
in your dad's field here.

Where's the reel we recorded on the bike?

-I deleted it.
-Why?

-The salesman's shoe came in the frame.
-And the one we shot after?

I forgot to hit record.

-Why not tell me earlier?
-I found out later.

-When?
-Now! When you couldn't find the video.

You clearly don't want me to go to Mumbai,

and become a superstar.

My followers aren't increasing
because of you.

-Me--
-Don't interrupt me!

A hero's showreel must have emotion,
comedy, romance, which I do.

But I don't have the main one…
the one showing off my swag.

How will I wow film directors in Mumbai?

Record a reel on the tractor!

Papa just bought a new one.

Which self-respecting hero
stands atop a tractor?

Arbaaz Khan in Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya.

Was he the hero?

He was the hero's brother-in-law!

Now what?

Apply some pressure.

Roshni, get me another cup.

-Yes, Papa.
-You make great tea.

Mom, I'll do that.

Let it be.

It's my daily job.

You'll have to do it soon in Mumbai.

They have piped gas there.

It won't have the same flavor
as a mud stove.

I'll order takeaway.

I've downloaded the app.

It's your father-in-law!

Gather around.

Greetings.

How did you like the bike's photo?

He says, his boy is eager to marry.

He wants to marry tomorrow.

My daughter is blushing.

What I was saying was…

did my job permanency request
move forward?

Why won't I trust you?

I'm giving you my daughter.

Sure.

Greetings.

You're a lucky girl.

What's this noise?

-Stop it!
-Hold it.

Be careful!

These brats will ruin it
by the wedding day.

Careful.

We've got to do something.

Bring it in.

DHADAKPUR MIDDLE SCHOOL

Careful.

Please help, Dad.

In this room.

-Up?
-Yes.

-Push it.
-Here goes.

You don't need the lock, Papa.

Really?

You'll teach me?

The school has changed a lot.

It's the same.

The only difference is
that you're awake today.

-What?
-The bike keys.

I was thinking of putting
these away safely as well.

This is the safest place.

Banwari Jha.

Principal. Permanent.

That's a hit!

Don't. It's a new ball.

You'll make it black.

Nirmal.

Come here.

Why didn't you come for the ceremony?

It was today?

-Do you remember the wedding date?
-Of course.

Did you see the b*llet?

The whole village was impressed.

What were you doing?

I had a ton of work.

Wait. I'll show you something.

Dress?

Your brother-in-law sent it.

He said, "Be modern."

I've to dress this way in Mumbai.

I'm practicing.

I'll show Kajal.

Dressed in jeans, at a mall in Delhi…
she took pictures with her hubby.

And tagged me!

And now, you'll tag me.

Hello? Electricity department?

The electricity is usually cut
at 10:00 p.m. Why not today?

It'll happen.

I'm eating.

Okay, thank you.

Hey!

What happened?

Who is it?

-What happened?
-Mosquitoes, Papa.

There are too many tonight.

Too many tonight.

Come here.

Or the mosquitoes will come inside.

Bloody mosquitoes.

Close it.

Close it.

Too many mosquitoes tonight.

Go to sleep.

Then the Chief said,

"Pushpalata, your ward
is the Belgium of Bihar."

Got it? Such a big honor.

Crime-free
and silver-jubilee celebrations.

I'm going to celebrate
my silver jubilee, too.

Do you think of my marriage?

You rejected the last boy.

Why not?

He asked if I could milk a cow!

I said, "No."

He said, "I'll teach you.
I can even milk a bull."

I don't want such village boys.

You won't marry a village boy.

And I don't know why city boys
refuse last minute.

You don't know why they refuse?

Why marry such a dark-skinned man?

Nirmal!

Now that you did,

you could try to make me fairer
with some natural remedies!

I would be a few shades fairer.

But no! You wanted to become a politician.

Do it.

If someone rejects you
for your skin color,

they don't deserve you.

You are the most beautiful,

educated, and respected girl
in the village.

You'll get a smart boy.

And what if I don't?

So what?

You're self-sufficient.

Why do you need anyone?

I've made my own career.

You became a politician
because of your husband.

I know.

What do you want?

Money for treatment
to turn my skin fairer.

Please.

Even if it is your golden jubilee,
I won't let you do it.

I knew you would do nothing!

Child…

Hide!

Who does she want to scare?

But why… are we hiding?

What if she tells Roshni?

Mind the bike, I'll check if she's gone.

I'll check.

I like looking at her.

Did she leave?

Has she left or not?

A while ago.

I'm waiting for her to return.

Come on, push.

Where will we make the reel?

In your dad's field.

How long do I have to push?

Our field is so far.

Start it.

Papa has taken out the fuel.

sh*t!

-As if you would've driven it.
-You're right.

Push.

You had gone
to start the generator, right?

What happened?

It's old. It'll take a few minutes.

It's on!

Listen up.

I'm telling you again.

You'll come around,
show me the knife and say,

"Bike or your life?"

I will reply,

"I'll give my life only to my love!"

And I will slap you. Got it?

Sure. But I'll also punch you once.

We'll see who punches whom.

Let's start.

Stop.

Cover your face.

I'm starting. Ready?

Ready!

One…

Two…

-Three…
-Action!

Bike or your life?

I'll give my life only to my love!

Your life is in my hands, as*h*le.

How dare you slap me!

Here, I dared again.

-Get off.
-Stop.

-I'm getting off.
-Hurry.

What are you doing?

Stealing.

This is Dhadakpur.
No one steals here.

You're at the wrong address.

Please, listen…

Please, listen…

Teepu!

Teepu! Teepu!
Teepu, he's stealing.

Teepu, he's stealing.

-I'm coming!
-Teepu!

My hands are tied!

I'm coming!

It doesn't have fuel.

You'll die dragging it away.

Steal another bike.

Why did you scream, "Action!"

I whispered it.

It echoed in the silence.