02x02 - Gurudakshina

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Where are you off to this early
in the morning?

Nowhere.

I'll just make a reel.

Mummy. Let me help.
You'll catch a cold. I'll do it.

Are you alright?

Mom,

do you have a dream?

When I was young, I had dreams.

Now, I'd be happy just getting
a good night's sleep.

What's the matter with him today?

Where to?

Papa, I have a friend who
is also preparing for the SSC exams.

-Okay.
-She is very bright,

so I'm going to study with her today.

Ask her to come here.

We'll have to offer her tea and snacks.

No, no. You go there. Go on.

-Yes.
-Good girl!

Wait!

Bhugol can drop you off.

I will take the bus, Papa.

Every minute, every second of your time
is precious right now.

Bhugol, go and drop Roshni off.

Bhugol!

Bhugol!

Go!

Bhugol!

-I'll just go on my own, Papa.
-Stay.

Bhugol!

He is your dad.

He was.

Now he is just a father.

What's your sister's fault, though?

At least go for her sake.

Your path to redemption is in supporting,

a woman in her mission.

Mummy.

Is Roshni a girl or a lady?

Both are one and the same, son.

TEACHER'S GIFT.

Wonderful!

Well done, Ramesh!

Congratulations on your wedding!

Who congratulates anyone on their wedding?

The medical results have been declared.

Ramesh has become a doctor!

Congratulate him on becoming a doctor!

You must attend the party tonight.

With a gift in hand.

You will be served a mouth-watering
jackfruit delicacy.

Are you comfortable?

-Shall we?
-Sure.

You both go carefully.

Listen.

I'm leaving too.

Listen.

Whether the tower gets a nod or not,

don't pick a fight at the meeting.

There will be no violence whatsoever.
I've got a sensational plan.

-What sensational plan?
-Well…

Sir.

Sir.

Look at this report, sir.

Many cases of cheating came to light
during the medical exams last year, sir.

I have a feeling it
has happened this year too.

Sir,

I cannot digest the fact that
Ramesh has become a doctor.

We must get to the bottom of it, sir.

Dhruv Rathee will get to the bottom of it.

You just worry about your own jealousy.

I just came by to pick up my charger.

Wow, my favorite dumpling broth!

Take a look.

You won't find anyone prettier
than her, with a face like yours.

She is a graduate.

I haven't even started growing
a beard as yet, sister-in-law.

After another year or so,
the only girls you'll find

will be either divorcees or widows.

Meet me here.

I am getting late.

-Please give me some lunch.
-Ask the Dhadakpur girl to feed you.

I am about to reach.

I was thinking.

I will wait for you outside
until you're done studying.

We'll go back together. Okay?

Isn't today your dance performance?

That's at night.

You can leave. I will manage.

I will rest only once
you achieve your mission now!

Okay?

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop here!

What's the matter?

I'm feeling cold. I'll take the bus.

-Are you feeling cold?
-Yes.

Then wear my jacket.

You can't catch a cold either.

I will manage on my own.

Okay.

You're right, you can't afford
to fall ill before the exams.

Very well.

I shall return in the evening
and bring a thick blanket for you.

-Good idea.
-Okay?

-Yes, okay.
-Alright.

-Shall I go then?
-Yes, go.

Okay.

Bye.

ASI MITHILESH KUSHWAHA

ASI Mithilesh Kushwaha of Tundpur
station recovered the motorbike

from the Headman's residence,

solving the mystery swiftly.

This proves that the Tundpur
Police are in no way inferior

to Scotland Yard.

Read it again.

Sir?

It's a daily confidence booster for me.

There's a backlog of complaints.

Listen to those too.

Fine, tell me.

Supriya Devi keeps dumping
her hair in the neighbor's drain.

When the neighbor objected,

Supriya threw
the neighbor into the drain.

Rubbish! Next.

Pinku left the house
without locking the door.

His wife thrashed him
the moment he walked through that door!

You can handle these frivolous
complaints yourself, Deendayal.

Give me something big to chew on.
I'm sick of this minor-league stuff.

I've got something way bigger
than a measly m*rder for you, Inspector.

Solve this,

and every paper in India
will carry your story.

Bring me some tea, Deendayal.

What?

Let's hear the scoop first.

Only then will I decide
if the tea is coming or not.

I've stumbled upon a lead

in the cheating scandal.

You're going to need a top dog
for such a case.

Alright, give me the
DSP's cell number then.

9-8-2-7…

Stop!

Bring him tea.

Yes, sir.

And my trousers.

The jinx is here.

Where are you taking my sister?

Were you following me?

I wasn't following you, Roshni.

I am protecting you from this thief.

Hey, loser!

Have you forgotten the thrashing
you took at the railway crossing?

I was a lone wolf back then,

but I've got backup now.

I'll call in four g*ons
and give you a proper thrashing.

Really? Get them!

-Give me my money.
-Get them.

-Amavas, give me my damn money!
-Bring them, loser!

-Return my money, Amavas.
-Bring them.

-Return my money.
-Let's see you do it. Bring them.

Let's see you dance!

Aren't you going a bit too far?

Stop, or I'll leave!

Tell him to return my money.

Give him his money, Amavas!

Look up.

We are here to talk about
coaching classes for my SSC exam.

Yes, well, let's go.

I'll talk to them about it. Let's go.

Who will you talk to?

Amavas knows the person.

Who do we meet with inside?

Who do we meet with?

Button my shirt first.

Please.

Shall we?

-Greetings, sir.
-Greetings, sir.

-Greetings, sir.
-Greetings.

Greetings. Greetings. Greetings.

Bend over properly.

Welcome to Gyan Buniyaad.

Thank you, sir!

How are you all doing?

Good!

Who managed to get through
that sample test yesterday?

-Yes, sir.
-Yes, sir.

Please leave.

You cleared the damn test,
so why are you still hanging around here?

Go on. Leave. Hurry.

Alright, which of you losers think
you're gonna fail this year

and that you are okay trying next year?

Very well.
You guys can leave as well.

Go, go, go.
Don't show your faces until next year.

Go.

How many of you already
got a "Plan B" tucked away?

If I can't crack the SSC, I'll just find
some other damn exam to pass.

Sir.

Well done!

Go on, boy. Leave.

Out! Out! Out!

Great!

Don't be shy. Get up front, now.

Why is there such a fire in your belly?

My damn girlfriend left
me for some loser who passed the SSC.

I want revenge.

Okay.

My old man said not to immerse
his ashes until I pass the SSC.

Oh!

All the members of
my family have cleared SSC.

All?

Mark my words,

you're all going to raise hell out there.

Close your eyes for two minutes.

Now, imagine that you have cleared SSC.

Did you clear it?

-Cleared, sir.
-Yes, guru ji.

What gift will you get me ?

We've already paid your fees, Sir.

Idiot!

You're the only one in your
family who won't clear SSC. Out!

Bloody imbecile!

"We've already paid your fees."

Come.

Congrats.

You guys actually made
it to the grand finale.

Spit it out.

What's my cut for all this trouble?

Just say the word, and we'll do it.

Yeah, yeah, sir. Anything you want.

Splendid!

If that's the case,
hand over that share to me now.

Okay, sir.

Pratham Kumar?

Sir.

Pratham Kumar sir.

Brajesh asked me to come here.

Buddy, you've got to
address me as "Sir",

no exceptions.

Wait in the office. I'll be there.

Why are you guys still here?

You have cleared your SSC exams.

Tell me something.

Why are we having this meeting
when the decision has been made?

The country's constitution
isn't set in stone,

so why are you acting like
this decision is?

Listen to him.

Speak up.

Yes.

My dear folks of Dhadakpur.

Look, first things first,
let's get our basics sorted.

This isn't exactly
the first mobile tower built here.

The entire country
is crawling with mobile towers.

-Right.
-Despite this,

we're still sitting at a population
of 1.5 billion.

Yes. That's true.

Yes, yes, yes.

Look, if the tower is not built here,
it'll just be built somewhere else.

It won't matter to us if
the tower is erected elsewhere,

but you will suffer a
loss if it isn't set up here.

Dhadakpur will get a bad name

as a backward village.

Yeah.

No one will want
to set up shop or build a factory here.

Nobody.

I agree with him.

Our village will fall behind.

This girl is very sensible.

I disagree.

Will he guarantee nobody will fall ill?

Well--

Next thing you know,
you'll blame the tower

for every outbreak.

How can anyone offer you a guarantee?

So what the people
and the media are saying,

those are mere rumors,

yet you two are speaking the truth.

Wonderful!

Mr. Hariya.

Please come up here, Mr. Hariya.

This is Mr. Hariya.

He has constructed not one
or two but hundreds of towers.

Hundreds.

He is up on the mobile tower all day long.

Yes.

-Have you suffered any ailment?
-No.

During the past five years,
he has had six children.

Six.

His power hasn't decreased.
In fact, only gone up!

What do you have to say now?

Does anyone still have
a problem with the mobile tower?

Give me a show of hands.

No.

It's decided then.

-Majority stands with the mobile tower.
-Yes.

Please begin, Mr. Banwari.

Your wish is my command.

I want to pee, Uncle.

-Uncle?
-Uncle?

Uncle?

I see. You staged this whole
performance just to brainwash us.

I'm not falling for this scam.

You guys can keep playing
the fool if you like.

I don't want to play the fool.
I am leaving.

Hey, Ghuttan.

-Drop it.
-Uncle…

Mr. Ghuttan. Listen!

Oh! He calls his father uncle.

They address their dads as uncle.
Sometimes.

Two of the children are his.

Mr. Banwari asked me
to get the nephew, too…

to show more proof.

I gave you a chance.

You tripped over your own feet.

Brajesh had mentioned one student.

That's me.

I see. It's you.

So, why did you bring these two along?

First-time jitters.

Look, you have no reason to be nervous.

This is routine work for me.

Look,

pay the cash and go to sleep
without any stress.

Are you here to sleep or to study?

Do you want the study package?

No, no. We want the sleeping package.

-What is he saying?
-Wait a sec.

You speak to him.

What if the results are unsatisfactory?

Impossible!

You need not worry about that.

However, if the results
are unsatisfactory,

the entire fee will
be refunded without question.

What is he saying?

-And what will be that fee?
-I'll tell you later.

Didn't Brajesh tell you?

He did.

I figured if we sat across the table,
we could bargain a bit.

Where are we going to sit?

We could bargain a
bit at the table. Right?

I offered you a chair to sit on,
and you want to sit on the table?

Stand up.

Get up, fella.

Move. Leave.

-You're pissed off.
-Leave.

I am not selling potatoes.

I am here to give you the question
paper four days before the exam.

"Sit across the table."

Out!

You're dragging my sister down
with you into a life of crime, you jerk!

You want her to get a leaked paper. Great!

It's not necessary.
She's scored 60 percent!

Thirteen.

Thirteen percent.

You swear by Mom?

Are you done?

This is the only way for her to pass.

Get it?

A serpent bit my finger
Oh my love so deep

High upon the attic
While I was fast asleep

A serpent bit my finger
Oh my love so deep

High upon the attic
While I was fast asleep

Bhugol.

Guess who has come looking for you?

My father.

Forget your father.

Bhojpuri Producer Jhoola Sinha.

Bro…

I knew this would surely happen someday.

That's real talent.

But I never imagined
it would happen so soon.

Mumbai had to come to Bihar.

Do me a favor. Quickly bring me a pen.

What if he asks me to sign a document?

Never mind the pen.
Make sure you keep your "chill" up.

Don't let him walk all
over you like a welcome mat.

-That's chin up. Not chill up.
-Yeah, whatever.

I am a hero, and I shall remain a hero!

Of course, you're a hero.

Greetings, sir.

-Would you like something to drink, sir?
-No, I'm fine.

I am Bhugol.

I saw your dance.

It really tickled me pink.

Thank you.

I am making a Bhojpuri film.
Would you like to work in it?

-Sure, I will, sir.
-He will. He will.

-Good.
-He'll have to check his dates, though.

What dates do you want?

sh**ting is on Friday. Come over.

On Friday or from Friday?

The sh**t will last only one day.

-Sir.
-Yes.

You can't sh**t a movie in one day, sir.

It doesn't take time
to sh**t an item number.

It will get done in one day.

What's the matter?

Do I look like an item girl to you?

So, what else are you?

Sir.

Emotion, anger,
action, romance, comedy, fight.

I can do it all, sir.

If you want to sign me,
let me play the leading man, sir.

Leading man?

Then the film will have
the g*ons surround you,

and the heroine
will have to come save the day.

Do you get it?

This is my card.

My number is written on the back.
Call me if you want to do it.

On Friday.

Let's go.

Words with the same meaning.

Children, give me the
synonyms of the word "Guru".

Tell me.

Coach,

teacher,

professor,

tutor.

Master.

What if I get my job back?

I don't want to lose practice,

so I come here from time to time.

What's the matter?

What are you doing here?

Why the long face?

Spoke to my beau on the telephone

Now I just can't stay alone

Spoke to my beau on the telephone…

Ramesh.

Dr. Ramesh.

Yes, yes. Dr. Ramesh.

I want to do an interview with you.

Which is longer?
Small intestine or large intestine.

What kind of a question is that, bro?

Obviously the large intestine.

The books mention the small intestine!

The food is delicious!

Try the jackfruit. You will love it.

Dr. Ramesh,

which body part can humans do without?

I don't give out a shock
Touch me, don't just look

I don't give out a shock
Touch me, don't just look

Doctor.
Which is the longest bone in the body?

Oh, that…

reminds me.

The gender bender dance show's
about to start.

Magnificent! Out of the world!

Presenting the one who catches every beat!

Tonight's special treat!

You will be jumping in your seat!

Presenting performer number one.

Here comes Bhugol Jha!

Bhugol Jha!

-Hurry up.
-Call him.

Bhugol Jha!

Don't do this, Bhugol.
We've taken advance money.

Listen. Return everyone's advance money.

And no more gender bender shows hereafter.

When I say no, I mean no from now!

Bhugol?

Bhugol?

Hey…

Where do you think you're going, Doctor?

He's irritating me, Inspector.

He's been asking me stupid questions.

Which is the smallest bone?
Which is the longest bone?

Have you lost your mind?

Why are you bothering the doctor?

Look at this stick figure.

By the time we are done questioning him,
he'll know

which bone is small and which one is long.

What do you say, Deendayal?

Well said, sir.

Am I right, Doctor?

Inspector…

Shall we?

So? Isn't she prettier than
the girl from Dhadakpur?

There's barely any difference.

That means you like the girl in the photo.

Great, go ahead and talk to her. Go on.

Hello.

Mr. Amavas.

Hello.

-Talk to her.
-Hello.

Hello.

Who is it?

It's Jugnu.

Sister-in-law mentioned
you want to see me.

Tell me when?

-Hello?
-Talk to her!

Amavas?

-Hello?
-Yes, Ms. Jig--Yes, Ms. Jugnu.

I'll see you. I will soon.

What are you up to, sister-in-law?

I am fulfilling my responsibility.

So, I may go and live in Muscat with
your brother and make you an uncle.

If you delay matters anymore,

your brother will find an Arab woman,
get on a camel

singing "Habibi, habibi,"
and ride off into the sunset.

Get married, brother-in-law.

Let me live my life too.

Why do you sulk about everything?

Your dumpling broth is in the fridge.
Eat it.

Pulls a long face over every little thing!

What?

Here's the truth.

Thirteen?

How…

How?

Papa,

this is a top coaching center.

They have an amazing crash course.

Everyone who attends it definitely passes
the SSC.

A coach can only help
a runner cross the finish line

if he's already got the stamina
to get near it.

You aren't even close to the action.

They will manage it, Papa.

They really dive deep into the subject.

That 99.9 percent track record
isn't just for show. It's the real deal.

But there's still a 0.01 percent chance.

That would be you.

Okay.

Go for it.

What is their fee?

-Two lakhs.
-Two…

Two lakhs?!

Two--

Two lakhs?!

Two lakhs?!

Forget them, I will teach you.

It will be practice for me.

I am not sitting for
the eighth grade, Papa.

Nobody can help a student
pass the eighth grade in six days,

and you expect them to
help you pass SSC in six days.

If they fail to do so, look at this.

There is a money-back guarantee.

They will return the whole amount,
no questions asked.

Papa, even if I cannot score 70 percent,

I shall put in my 770 percent effort.

I'm going to move heaven
and earth in these next six days.

If I fail after all this,

I'll park a cart on
the road and sell fruit.

I won't come to you
for money ever again, Papa.

Silly girl!

Where will I get hold of so much money?

When you get the advance
money for the mobile tower…

That was stopped by the villagers.

The land is ours, Papa,
and the tower belongs to the Company.

How can the villagers have a say?

Yes…

How long do I have to keep
fighting and pushing?

Right till the end.

Didn't you teach us that?

He can only fight with his family.

He can't get his way with outsiders.

-Let's go. I'll talk to Sheetal.
-Hey!

You are her brother. Stay in your lane.

Don't try to act like you're her father.

Papa.

Chunnipur.

Let's go.

Move.

It's not your fault.

People are quick to believe superstitions.

Yes. Absolutely.

They equated the tower to diarrhea.

Thank you for speaking
up at the meeting today.

You're so sorted.

I reckon the village needs
a Head like you.

I mean it. The current
Village Headperson is brain dead.

She is my mother.

Oh! She is a good soul.

I mean to say, she's very innocent.

-Khata Bazaar!
-You--

-Khata Bazaar!
-You…

Your stop?

Yes…

Have you ever eaten Salim's samosas?
Khata Bazaar.

They're the best.

Gaggru's are even better.

Let me know the next time you have it.

Sheetal.

Nirmal.

Bye, Nirmal.

Sir…

I need to talk to you urgently.

Do you know how to prepare tea?

I've got permission from the villagers.

They've given the green
light for the tower.

Lies.

-I'm telling the truth.
-You are lying.

I swear.

You don't know how to prepare tea, do you?

It's heavy on ginger.

So, how come?
All were protesting until this morning.

I reasoned with them.

If anyone is harmed by the emissions,
I will pay for their treatment.

That's it.

-Really?
-Yes.

-And they fell in line?
-Yes, yes. They consented.

They only have one small demand.

They want a treat with mutton
to celebrate the tower. I agreed to it.

So, if you'd give me the two lakh
rupees advance money for the tower,

it would become convenient.

Are you going to treat
them to mutton or dinosaur?

Well, what can I say,
they are good eaters.

Come.

I am not in such a great hurry.

You can give it to me tomorrow.
It's late at night now.

Hold this.

Take this. NOC.

I need signatures of two
influential people on this.

One of them has to be
your Headperson, Ms. Pushplata.

Just get this filled and
bring it with the deed to your land

and take your advance.

I was saying…

-It will be done, won't it?
-Yes.

Yes!

Consider it done!

SIX DAYS TO GO FOR ROSHNI'S EXAM!