02x04 - Khaki Wala Gunda

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DO NOT PEE HERE,
MOBILE TOWER WORK IS IN PROGRESS.

Mr. Sheetal,

it would be good if you worked
on the tower at night.

At night?

It is peaceful.

The laborers don't have
to face the scorching sun,

and the project is safe from evil eyes.

But what if the tower ends
up crooked in the dark?

Next thing you know,
you want to call your wife

but end up calling
the neighbor's wife.

I know how to do my job, Mr. Banwari.

You need to do just one thing.

Begin.

Down with the mobile tower!

Down with the mobile tower!

Down! Down! Down! Down!

Down! Down! Down! Down!

We don't want the mobile tower!

We don't want the mobile tower!

It will reduce your sperm's power!

It will reduce your sperm's power!

Down with the mobile tower!

Down! Down! Down! Down!

We don't want the mobile tower!

Mr. Sheetal, can the mobile tower be
constructed before those people get here?

Down with the mobile tower!

Down! Down! Down! Down!

Down! Down! Down! Down!

We don't want the mobile tower!

We don't want the mobile tower!

A THUG IN UNIFORM

How dare you start
work on the mobile tower?!

What do you mean by that?

I started the work
when you gave permission.

Lies!

When did I give you permission?

Really?

You see, Mr. Banwari?

Yes.

Permission?

Did your signature and his thumbprint
appear on this NOC by magic?

Yes, take a look.

Mr. Banwari, there is a boundary
even for betrayal!

But one does have the freedom to
do as they like on their own land.

I'll sleep, snore,
or simply squat here if I want.

You cannot dictate to me.

He tricked me into signing this document.

She signed it herself,
and now she is backtracking.

Read it.

No, no. He approached me
as well, but I outsmarted him.

How did you fall for it?

I was asleep,

but how did you fall for it,
Mrs. Pushplata?

I thought I was helping him,

but now I am the one who is
caught in the crossfire.

I'm the one who is
caught in the crossfire.

You got the money through him,
and now you aren't giving me the land.

He is living off handouts.
He has nothing to offer to anyone else.

-Hey, Ghuttan!
-Mind your manners when speaking to me.

-I should mind my manners?!
-Who the hell are you?

You have turned into a beast
since Teepu's mother's passing!

Really?
But Bhugol's mother is still alive.

Why did you turn rogue?

I will strike you, Ghuttan!

And I won't spare you, Banwari!

-You!
-Try me.

-You! You! You!
-Stop it, Uncle.

This is wrong, Uncle Ghuttan.

Oh, so now we are taking
advice from this dancer?

I evolved into a performer, while you
never moved past patching a puncture!

How dare you!

How dare you!

Stop!

-Take a step back!
-Bhugol!

All of you keep your mouths shut!

Silence!

I've had enough of your drama.

As for you, take your scrap metal
and find another place to eat samosas.

Why would he eat samosas?

He will work right here on my land.

Right!

You've left me with no option.

We are going to start a protest
against this mobile tower.

They will have to trample us
before this tower goes up!

Long live the Snooze Fest!

Long live the Snooze Fest! Come Protest!

Long live the Snooze Fest!

Long live the Snooze Fest! Come Protest!

Long live the Snooze Fest!

-Come Protest!
-Join the Snooze Fest!

-Join the Snooze Fest!
-Join us!

-Come Protest!
-Join the Snooze Fest!

Once the tower is built,
I'll give every household

100 rupees each month.

Right.

What will you do with 100 rupees
when you are left with no health?

Long live the Snooze Fest!

Long live the Snooze Fest!

-Long live the Snooze Fest!
-Hey.

So, you're turning against
your best friend now?

I would never turn against you, Bhugol.

I am against Sheetal.

If work on the tower goes ahead,
he will come here daily

and take away my Nirmal someday.

I am a good friend,
Bhugol, but I am an even truer lover.

What is going on, Mr. Banwari?

I'll do something about it.

Something won't cut it, Mr. Banwari.

Either you get them to
vacate the land right away,

or you return the two lakh rupees.

I'll do something.

Long live the Snooze Fest!

Long live the Snooze Fest!

Long live the Snooze Fest!

Long live the Snooze Fest!

Long live the Snooze Fest!

Long live the Snooze Fest!

Long live the Snooze Fest!

It would be good if you
could give us a discount.

You need to stop.

Sir, her mummy had a paralytic
attack on hearing the sum.

If we got a discount of even 10000-12000,
we could buy a wheelchair, perhaps.

It will be a change of scenery for her.

You must have blurted
it out to her out of the blue.

No problem.

I have yet another package
for poor families like yours.

What's that?

A brilliant student who has already
cleared the SSC will sit next to her

in the examination hall

and he will help her copy.

That will be 1.5 lakhs only.

That would be risky.

That's why it costs less.

No, I prefer the other package.
I will take Mom for a stroll in my arms.

Right?

Now that sounds like a great idea.

Congratulations!

You have cleared the SSC.

The question paper?

Keep checking your phone.

Be sure to get a decent photo taken.

All eyes should be on you on the poster.

Don't I look good as I am?

When did I say that?

Never mind. I understand everything.

You have changed, Amavas.

You don't answer my calls these days.

I was talking to Jugnu.

It went on till late.

I thought you must have fallen asleep.

The laughs you give today

The tears you'll bring someday

Off you'll go away…

Answer it.
It must be personal. I can leave.

-Go on.
-No.

-Take it.
-No.

I have nothing to hide from you.

Hello, Mr. Amavas.

Ms. Jugni--I mean Ms. Jugnu.

You should drop the miss.

Well, even you call me mister.

You're the one who started it.

Did you wish to say something?

Are you busy?

A little… very.

Dad is being pushy.

He wants to know when we will meet.

Yes, yes. We will meet.

Today?

Today…

Today--

-No, today would be…
-No, he will see you today.

Whose voice is that?

Amavas will tell you when you meet.

I am leaving. You should meet
today, or it will be too late.

Are you…

mad at me?

No. I am happy. I'm very happy.

I feel like dancing, but
I cannot dance without reason.

I shall dance at your wedding.
I'll be the highlight.

And please change that ringtone.

The laughs you give today

Yes, Ms. Jugnu. I'll call you back.

Roshni!

I told you both not to use that ploy,

but the father and son
thought you were the cat's whiskers.

Your conspiracies wouldn't stop.

Are you with me or with them?

If I were with them, I would lie
down where the protests were going on.

What are you waiting for?
Go ahead and start a fresh con.

Will you be quiet?

I won't be quiet.

I will continue nagging.

Nag. Nag. Nag. Nag. Nag. Nag.
Nag. Nag. Nag. Nag. Nag. Nag. Nag. Nag.

Nag. Nag. Nag. Nag. Nag. Nag. Nag.

Nag. Nag. Nag.

Nag. Nag. Nag.

He's driven me absolutely crazy.

Need to think!

Papa?

What's the matter?

The local residents
have taken over our land.

Sheetal says to return
the money or else…

Or else?

He won't greet me with flowers.

He is out for blood.

But where are you going?

The police station.

-I'll join you.
-No. No, my dear.

You will focus solely on your studies.

I understand the DSP summoning you,

but why did he summon me too?

He knows that I am incomplete without you.

-You don't say.
-Of course.

Please save me, Inspector.

I am being tormented.

Please tolerate the torment
a little longer.

I am going out on a humongous
mission right now.

It will be over by then.

If I don't leave now,
I will be powerless to save you later.

Anyone here?

Yes, sir.

-Mr. Yadav.
-Yes.

Lodge your complaint with him.
I'll look into it when I get back.

Someone rightly said, sir,

you can trust a goon for once,

but never trust a boss.

A THUG IN UNIFORM

Blow up the balloons.

Who knows?
You might get a promotion because of this.

-Are all the arrangements here complete?
-Yes, sir.

Separate the veg and non-veg
food counters.

Why is the banner tilting?

Come here.

-Jai Hind, sir.
-Jai Hind, sir.

-What is he doing here?
-Sir…

Sir, he requested me, saying he'd
be wasting time at the police station

and that he could be of help over here.

That's right, sir.

All right. I want all the
balloons blown up in 30 minutes.

It will be done, sir.

And he will only count.

Yes, I--

Get it?

Listen.

Blow them.

There are CCTVs all over the place.

I feel like shoving them all in jail.

Someone is deriving
joy from our hard work.

What more do you want?

All the parents of the children,
come on up!

We are cutting the cake.

Come here, children.

Come here, Mr. Mithilesh.
We're cutting the cake.

No, sir.

We will eat it later.

He's calling you only to clap.

Come.

Mr. Pratham is here.
Come along. Come. Come.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday!

I will ensure you become an IAS officer.

I want to be Superman, not an IAS officer.

Superman IAS!

You can become a superman later,
cut your cake first.

-How are you, Mr. Pratham?
-I'm good!

Come, come. Let's do it.

Looks like they are old friends.

I'll leave now, sir.

Come.

Blow the candles.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Cheeku

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Cheeku

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

This is happening because of Banwari.

No, it's happening because of Sheetal.

All of you, lie down. Lie down.

This is my final warning to you.

Vacate my land,

or the attack of the police
will leave you in a state

where you can neither sit nor lie down.

Come home for dinner.

Greetings, Inspector.

-Inspector?
-So, you've left

-with the entire force.
-What?

Police!

Don't panic.

I see. I see.

You've carried bamboo canes as well? Why?

What are you even saying?

That can rip the skin and

leave dark welts all over the body.

Okay, okay. That is an administrative
decision. As you see fit.

I am very eager to see them get a beating.

Come, come. Yes, they're all here.

Mrs. Pushplata. Police?

The Inspector is coming
with an entire force.

Stay here. Do not budge from here.

Let them come.

Let them bring an entire army.
We won't move.

Back off! Back off!
Villains of this village, back off!

Back off! Back off!
Villains of this village, back off!

Back off! Back off!
Villains of this village, back off!

Villains of this village, back off!

Back off! Back off!
Villains of this village, back off!

Back off! Back off!
Villains of this village, back off!

That's good.

Eat the food and tell
me what you think of it.

When the DSP told me you were coming,

I got your kid a gift, too.

But then I learned that you
are unable to sire kids.

It's okay. These things happen.

What about you?
Do you have kids?

I have two kids.

In that case, you can have it.

Why are you looking at him?

People work for their kids. Take it.

Mr. Pratham.

-Sir!
-Have you eaten?

Absolutely, sir.

The only thing I need now is a cold drink.

Wait. Where are all the waiters?

Let it be, sir.

Mr. Mithilesh will bring it.

His food will also get digested.

Bring two colas.

Cola.

Let me get it, sir.

What is this, sir?

I'd heard orders from
the seniors held great value.

No problem.
It's okay.

How can you say that, Mr. Pratham? Wait.

Mr. Mithilesh.

One should walk a little after eating.

-Really?
-It keeps the stomach flat.

-Do you mean that? Is it true?
-Yes.

You should get Mr. Mithilesh to walk.

He is the one who blew all the balloons
for the party.

He's here.

Give it to him.

I've changed my mind.

I want an orange drink,

not a cola.

Please.

Let go of the resentment.

The cake will help change your mood.

-It's very cold outside. You go ahead.
-Okay.

Deendayal.

Out of all the novels I've read so far,

do you know which one is the best?

A thug in uniform.

What's the storyline?

Hop on.

I'll tell you.

What if the land isn't evacuated?

Dad is very crafty.

He will manage something.

Can you arrange two lakh rupees?

Me?

How will I get hold of it?

And even if I do,
I certainly won't give it to Papa.

Listen.

Shall I ask for a refund
from my coaching class?

Are you out of your mind?

I mean, he won't simply return the money.

He is Pratham Kumar. He is too sharp.

But I can try.

Also, I haven't got
the question paper as yet.

You…

What is it?

Location.

Location?

Look.

You can skip it if you're busy.
We will manage.

Did you come all the
way here to just tell me that?

Let's go in my jeep.

We'll go on our two-wheeler.

We'll feel cold on the two-wheeler.

There's no heater in your jeep either.

Well, we can roll up the windows at least.

We will go on the two-wheeler.

I am feeling cold standing here.

Alright?

Can we go now?

-You sit in the middle, Bhugol!
-You sit in the middle!

Both of you are such goofballs!

Hop on.

Why did he stop?

Did he spot us?

What is he giving him?

Looks like a toffee.

It is not clearly visible.

A few corpses have been
found in this area before, sir.

Are you going to use
a brick as your weapon?

So many people?

I have an idea.

-Let's go and inspect the place first.
-Okay, sir.

Can I ask you something?

Roshni has become sensible now.

When will you become sensible?

When you know the girl
won't elope with you,

then why are you fussing over here?

Well, Bollywood can't
be bothered with you.

Why won't you let it go?

I see.

But what has happened?

You will know the day you fall in love.

Why do all lovers light
a cigarette in the name of love?

Both are the same.

They both cause heartburn,

but the heart wants more of it.

Die, scoundrel.

Do you all have your papers
and pens ready?

Yes, sir!

Let's begin.

Question number one.

What is the primary
constituent gas in biogas?

Is it done?

Shall I read the next question?

Yes, sir!

-Don't do anything like that, okay?
-Careful.

Yes, sir.

Come on, only a few questions are left,
let's finish this quickly

21, 31, 63…

What number comes next?

Done?

Yes, sir!

I am only telling you the questions.
Find the answers on your own.

Okay?

Sir?

-Film it.
-Yes, sir.

Hurry.

Shall I read out the next question?

Yes, sir!

In a diagram,
the circle represents doctors…

-The battery has drained, sir.
-Nonsense!

And now for one last question.

But there's something important
you need to know first.

Neither…

do you know me, hereafter,

nor do I know you.

Do you understand?

Yes, sir.

Final question.

A train that runs at a speed
of 60 kilometers per hour--

Who is that?

Nobody.

Didn't you guys switch off your phones?

The back won't cut it.

We'll have to attack from the front.

-Let's go.
-Sir.

Order the troops first, sir.

-You are my troop. Come on.
-Okay, sir.

The number you are trying
to call is currently…

The number you are trying to call is--

"Your looks are more lethal than a g*n.

Just say it,
what is hidden behind that blouse?"

Damn it!

"Black night" means "Amavas" in English!

Dark night.

Means you!

Amavas!

Hey!

Give me your phone.

-Why?
-You are trolling me, aren't you?

Troll?

Don't pretend in my presence.

Are you jealous of me
because you didn't go viral?!

-Just give me the phone or…
-Or?

Are you going to dance?

-Dance.
-I will dance.

-Dance.
-I will dance on your head.

I will climb up your head and dance.

This won't solve anything.

Oh my!

Have those people also come
to pick up the question paper?

Hands up!

"Pe are the Molice."

We are the police.

Get out.

Where's Roshni?

Sir. Are you okay, sir?

-Deendayal.
-Yes, sir.

Look.

Come on. Hurry up.

Catch her!

-Looks like woman.
-Yes, she is a woman. Stop her!

-Move. Move. Move.
-Move. Move.

Stop! Hey!

Close the door!

-Open the door!
-Open the door!

Hey! Open the door!

Someone open the door!

Seems like they locked the door.

Hey! Open the door!

Hey!

-See, Roshni! We saved you.
-Stop! Stop! Stop!

What's the matter?

Where is the question paper?

FOUR DAYS TO GO FOR ROSHNI'S EXAM!