01x26 - Out of Toon/Hail Doofania!

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♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe... ♪
♪ Building a rocket ♪

♪ Or fighting a mummy ♪
♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪
Hey!

♪ Or making a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
♪ Creating nanobots ♪

♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird ♪
♪ Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving your sister insane ♪
Phineas!

♪ As you can see ♪
There's a whole lot of stuff to do

♪ Before school starts this fall ♪
Come on Perry!

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪

♪ Are gonna do it all ♪

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are ♪

♪ Gonna do it all! ♪

Mom...!

Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!



Hey, Dad!

What are you watching?

Oh, it's my favorite kids show from when I were a lad.

Oh, they don't make them like this anymore.

♪ Has the smallest head of which I'm aware ♪

♪ It's about the size and shape of a pear ♪

♪ Everywhere the children stare ♪

♪ Life's cruel and unfair ♪

♪ To Pinhead Pierre! ♪

No more pointin' and laughin', kids!

Because now it's time for another adventure of...

Captain Implausible!

When we last saw our hero,

the Earth was being threatened by evil space aliens.

Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

Chicka-chicka-choo-wop.

Captain Implausible?

That's right!

He possesses virtually every super power there is.

Ooh.

Wasn't that great, kids?

Ya can't beat Captain Implausible.

It's impossible!

It's super freaky!

Pinhead was the best!

And I happen to own the single greatest collection of Pinhead Pierre paraphernalia in all the world.

Gosh.

Oh, yeah. I'm not proud.

Time for the question of the day.

Thank you, Debbie.

And the question of the day is,

"If you could have one superpower, what would it be?"

You see, right there.

Modern cartoon shows never ask the really big questions, do they?

That's it!

We could have as many superpowers as we want if we were cartoons!

Ferb,

I know what we're gonna do today!

Oh, well.

At least Perry will watch these with me. Won't you, Perry?

Perry?

Morning, Agent P.

I apologize for using the emergency chute and, uh,

for not telling you we had an emergency chute.

But,

there was an emergency.

sh**t!

Sorry.

What I'm about to say is highly classified, Agent P.

The last century, the forces of good and evil have been locked in a desperate race to harness and control

the limitless power of dance.

Dance!

How was that, sir?

You came in a little late there, Carl.

Get back over there. We'll try it again.

Blah, blah, blah, the power of dance.

Dance!

Better?

Early.

Anyhoo,

much to our horror, it appears the side of evil has won.

Have you seen the latest issue of Evil Beat! magazine?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz has created a ray that causes people to dance uncontrollably.

It's up to you to stop him, Agent P.

But, be careful.

It's a known fact that no one,

no one,

has ever defeated evil while dancing.

Good luck, Agent P.

Excellent.

We'll be up and running in no time.

Hey, sis.

Hold it right there, busters.

Before I squeal on you rats,

and you know I must,

will you please tell me what's going on here?

We're building an animation studio so we can make our very own cartoon show.

I thought cartoons were all made by computer.

Yeah, that's right.

This is just for show.

This is where the magic happens.

It's the PF-5000 Animatron.

All you do is tell the machine what you want.

I'd like my cartoon character to have the power to be everywhere at once.

I'll be called...

Multi-Man!

And Ferb would have a utility belt and use lots of crazy gadgets.

He'll be called...

Um...

Ferb Guy.

Well,

I would have super mind control and use telepathy and telekinesis to keep you super-dweebs

under control with your lame-o superpowers.

We could call you Control Freak.

Come on, let's watch.

We start with a few crude drawings.

We compile those into a storyboard,

and it all gets fed into the computer.

Then we add a little story and some pithy dialog.

The Executron analyzes it and makes a few notes.

Does not track.

Whose story arc is this anyway?

This is not one of my favorites.

The Artbot addresses the notes.

No more notes.

No more notes.

A few changes are made,

then it goes to timing.

The shreds get fed into here,

and somehow it all comes together here in the Animatic.

Check it out.

We're super dudes.

You guys are super busted as soon as I tell Mom.

Hi, Phineas.

Whatcha do–

Ugh!

Whatcha doin'?

Come into the Phineas and Ferb Studios,

and we'll show you.

Hey, Isabella.

About that "Whatcha doin'?" back there–

Up, up, up!

We'll talk about it later.

Over here is where we add sound effects.

Did you know that for years,

a balloon was used for the majority of sounds you hear in cartoons?

Ferb will demonstrate.

Ferb?

May we be in the show, too?

Absolutely.

A very wise and small-headed man once asked,

"If you could have any superpower, what would it be?"

I would harness the power of rainbows, unicorns and sweetness to defend all that is good and just.

I'd become...

The Rainbow.

Wow, that's great.

What about you, Buford?

It's an interesting question you pose,

as it reveals not only one's impulses and desires, but one's deepest fears as well.

I'll go with Belchman.

♪ Belchman! ♪

You know, fights crimes with different burps.

Cool.

How 'bout you, Baljeet?

Isabella took mine.

Hmm.

School seems to be very important to you.

Books,

being responsible and studious,

getting good grades...

Oh!

That's it!

I will become Hanuman Man,

a flying blue monkey that can grow as massive as he desires to crush all in his way!

Fun choice.

That was perfect, guys.

Now let's record the voices for the scene where the heroes ask the villain for help.

Phineas, I–

Hi, Candace.

You're just in time to help us record the voices.

There is no way on Earth I'd ever help you.

Cut and print.

That's why we call her "One-Take Flynn".

♪ Best thing you can do ♪

♪ You can do ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Get ready for the Bettys ♪

♪ 'Cause the Bettys are ready for you! ♪

♪ YOU! ♪

Something tells me that you might have seen this month's Evil Beat! magazine, eh?

Wait, wait, wait.

Look.

Look, it's like there's two of me.

You see?

Hmm?

Huh?

I suppose you're wondering how I harnessed the power of dance.

Well, to be honest, it was

not so much on purpose.

What-What happened was my dryer broke,

so I was trying to create a ray that would instantly dry my clothes.

But instead...

Well, look.

Still sopping wet, by the way.

Turns out anything I hit with the ray starts dancing.

For instance,

a dryer repairman.

He-elp!

I can't stop getting down!

Ohh!

Quiet, you.

Ah, sweet, horrible self-expression through movement!

So I figured as long as I invented the thing, I might as well use it to whip up a little evil.

I set it up right over there next to the–

Ow!

Hey!

You know, it cost me a lot to have that printed up!

Oh!

To add insult to injury, the platypus is leading.

Well,

it's all up to the Animatron 5000 now.

Hiya, kids!

You can stop laughing and pointing, because now it's time for–

Whoops.

The new adventures of Team Improbable!

♪ Rainbow ♪

The Rainbow.

♪ Hanuman Man ♪

Hanuman Man.

♪ Multi-Man ♪

Multi-Man.

♪ Ferb Guy ♪

Ferb Guy.

♪ Belchman ♪

Belchman.

Versus the Control Freak!

You're going down!

Down, down, down!

Oh, this is just out of control.

Mom! Mom!

Hi, this is Mom.

Leave your psychotic rant about the boys when you hear the beep.

Uhh!

Mom, come home quick!

There's a giant mob, I'm a super fiend,

I'm roasting them with laser vision, and–

Hey.

What do you mean, "psychotic rant"?

Hey, look, everybody.

It's the Control Freak.

Has everyone gone crazy?!

There you are, you worms!

Isn't the show great?

Are you joking?

How could you make me the evil villain?

Now everybody hates me!

Au contraire, big sister.

You're the star of the show.

I am?

The crowd loves you.

But they're booing and hissing.

Of course they're booing and hissing.

You're the villain.

Right, Ferb?

A hero is a hero, but everybody loves a great villain.

Really?

Well, maybe I should go feel the love.

Love feels a lot like tomatoes.

Oh, you'll never get away with this!

You are so busted!

We made a k*lling!

But we weren't charging admission.

Well, what are ya gonna do?

Come on, everybody, let's take a bow.

They like me!

They really like me!

Feeling the love again.

You know, I'm getting pretty good at getting down.

What do you think, huh?

After all, everyone knows dancing is evil!

Perry the Platypus, what are you doing?

Stop with the conga line. We're doing the Macarena.

Perry the Platypus, where are you going?

I don't believe it!

You defeated evil while dancing!

Curse you, Perry the Platypus.

Suddenly, I feel like dancing.

Well, I'm here.

Now where's this "giant, animation studio"?

It got up,

and it danced away.

It...

what?

It got up,

and it danced away.

It got up and danced away?

See?

It even sounds crazy when you say it.

I'll be in my room.

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪

Look at this, Norm.

My brother Roger has been elected mayor!

Look at him. He's honest and reputable and...

Ugh, law-abiding!

Oh!

There isn't room for both of us in the Tri-State Area!

Hmm.

Norm,

I know what we're going to do today.

Hey, Phineas.

What'cha eatin'?

Fruity Rainbow Flakes.

You want some?

Oh, no, thanks.

I already had breakfast.

You know, I've never really seen one of these in real life.

You haven't?

No.

But I'd sure like to.

Ferb,

I know what we're gonna do today.

Hi, boys.

Hi, Mom.

What's with the satellite dish?

It's a protective collar.

The vet says that Perry needs to wear it for the rest of the day.

I still don't know how he scratched himself up so much.

Aha!

Well, I think it's cool.

It's a bold fashion statement, all right.

Speaking of bold fashion statements, have you seen Candace today?

MOM!

This is a total disaster!

What?

What?!

The dry cleaner switched my clothes with some goth chick!

I look like a total freak,

like I'm all outsider-y.

I wonder what happened to Candace's clothes.

I can't believe it, Lacie.

I look like a walking candy cane.

I mean, how many evil scientists' daughters do you know who–

Hold on, Lacie.

I can't hear myself great.

What'cha doin'?

"What'cha doin'?"

What does it look like to you? I'm building an evil empire.

My very own Fortress of Eviltude.

Aren't you a little old to be building a fort?

No.

No, I'm not.

Shut up.

Dad, I told you a hundred times,

I–

Don't forget.

Friday is cake day.

I have to call you back.

What on Earth is going on here?

Oh, Vanessa!

Well, you're looking...

Uh...

Oh, no matter.

Where we are going, you can dress up like a clown every day if you want.

Wh–

What do you mean, "Where we're going"?

We are moving.

To a golden country on the sea,

a country created by the greatest mastermind of our time.

Me.

Assisted by Norm.

I'm drilling.

I bring to you...

Doofania!

Where there will be no brothers trying to make me look bad.

No.

I will be the ruler of my very own evil empire!

You're building your own evil land?

Yes, yes, an evil country.

And you made a plush model?

Well, yeah.

You know, I, uh...

I had a lot of...

Felt.

You do know what this means?

That we'll finally have that special daddy-daughter bond you've always craved?

No.

It means I'm finally gonna have proof.

Ha!

You are busted.

♪ Busted! ♪

I'm gonna tell Mom.

Great.

Tell her what?

Mom, Mom, you've got to come quick.

There's proof that Dad is evil.

Vanessa, honey.

I'm having my me–

ee day,

remember?

Uh, but–

Look, hon, why don't you give your old dad a break?

Just try to make the best of it, and I'll pick you up later.

Oh!

Time for my seaweed mud wrap.

Gotta go.

Is everything all set, Ferb?

Great.

Now–

Hey, where's Perry?

Agent P?

Agent P?

Hello, Agent P?

Agent P!

Carl, he does know this is scheduled for this morning, doesn't he?

It's on his calendar, sir.

I mean, we sent the e-mail, right?

I think so.

Let me check.

Mommy-mi-moe-moo.

Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

Me-ma-moe-moo-my-pa.

Ma-moe-mee-ma-moo.

Hi, Phineas.

What'cha doin'?

Well, you know how you said you'd never seen a rainbow in real life?

Well,

actually, I–

Behold!

The Rainbow-Inator!

Well,

that's nice, Phineas, but I–

Made with real crystals and super-charged with Fruity Rainbow Flakes.

You don't understand, I–

Soon there will be a giant rainbow that will sprawl across the entire Tri-State area!

Or at least,

that's the plan anyway.

Candace, honey.

Could you hold the door for me?

I have to return this novelty lawn mower your father got.

Ugh!

I just don't want anyone to see me in these clothes.

You think you feel ridiculous?

I'm carrying a jackalope into a lawn mower store.

Okay, Mom.

I'll wait for you in the car.

Candace!

When did you go goth?

What?

I didn't!

And...

send.

Wow.

Fifty replies already.

Hello?

Candace,

I heard you're goth now.

Why didn't you tell me?

Well, Norm, I've got to give it to you.

Under my genius supervision, you turned out extremely adequate work.

We're all very impressed with your numbers, sir.

Although something seems to be missing.

I know.

It's Perry the Platypus!

What's keeping him? Gee,

I-I hope something horrible happened to him.

Does someone need a hug?

Of course not, you glorified waffle iron!

Just launch it now.

Mom,

I'm at the docks.

You gotta get down here right away.

Okay, honey.

I'll see you at FEH.

You'll see me at five?

No.

FEH.

Four?

FEH.

"Feh"?

Yeah.

FEH.

Okay...

I'll see you at "feh".

Oh, hi, Vanessa!

What do you think?

My own country, eh?

I love what you've done with the place.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think it's nice.

This time, I am staying right here where no one can see me.

All right.

Suit yourself.

Oh no!

Mom's gonna get a ticket!

That would have been embarrassing.

Whoa.

Candace,

are you going goth now?

Uh...

Uh-uh, I'm not wearing this.

I-I mean,

I'm–

I'm wearing it in that it's actually on my body right now,

but I'm not attached to it.

I– I–

Not to say that I'm attached to my other clothes. I mean,

I can actually take them off.

No, no, no...I...

But, I mean–

I didn't want to put these–

I– I–

I want to put clothes on,

but I–

Uh...

It was a mix-up, okay?

The dry cleaners and a–

a jackalope lawn mower, and–

Do you like it?

All right, Norm.

The anthem, please!

Song: Hail Doofania!

♪ In the bay off the coast of the Tri-State area ♪

♪ Floats a country for me and me ♪

♪ It's new, it's bright ♪

♪ And it's founded on spite ♪

♪ And it's everything I dreamed it would be ♪

♪ Hail, Hail Doofania! ♪

D–

Does–

Does it feel like it stops too quickly?

Eh.

We'll work on it.

Oh, good, Mom's here!

Mom, where have you been?

I told you on the phone I would meet you at FEH.

The Freight Emergency Harbor?

Okay, never mind that, but,

Dad and Norm built an entire country on the sea.

Come on!

Okay, Isabella.

Ready to see your first rainbow?

But, Phineas, I keep tellin' ya–

Oh no, don't thank us yet, Isabella.

I only wish Perry was here to see this.

Ferb,

power it up!

Isabella,

pour!

Pour!

Ooh.

Wow!

Oh?

Well, that can't be...

good...

See?

You see?

Look, look.

I do see.

What a cute little city!

Oh, and it's soft!

Heinz, you made a plush model?

I had a lot of felt!

Well, at least it holds together.

Remember that dining set you tried to build for our apartment?

It's hard to forget when you keep reminding me.

But...

But...

But...

Oh, come on, Vanessa.

I think we need to get you out of the sun.

Who's up for a game of lawn darts?

I'd prefer to play hide-and-seek because I don't want to see you.

Ouch.

You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place.

Bless you, Perry the Platypus!

♪ Mow, mow, mow, and my heart starts pumpin' ♪

♪ Chicka-chicka-choo-wap ♪

♪ Never gonna stop ♪

♪ Gitchee-gitchee-goo means that I love you ♪

I work alone, Carl.

Sorry, sir.

It's a solo.

So, Isabella, what'd you think of your first rainbow?

Well, it was really pretty, but it's not my first rainbow.

But you said you'd never seen one in real life.

No, no, I've never seen a unicorn.

Oh!

That's completely different.

Hey, Ferb.

I know what we're doing tomorrow.

Perry, I almost forgot.

It's the end of the day.

You don't need to wear that thing anymore.

Enjoy your freedom!

Eight,

nine,

ten!

Ready or not,

here I come!

Huh?

Oh!

No, no, no! It's called hide-and-seek!

You–

You hide, and I seek.

I cannot seek if you don't hide.

So you go hide yourself.

Ignoramus.

Go, go, go.

Let's–

Let's try this again.

One,

two,

three,

ten!

Now where is he?

I'm right here, sir.

Oh, there you are, Perry the Platypus.

Hey, Norm.

Look who decided to show up!

Hey!

♪ There's a bright, shiny place ♪

♪ With a flag that bears my face ♪

♪ And it's floating on an inner tube ♪

♪ Far away from city life, my stupid brother and ex-wife ♪

♪ And it's got an evil attitude ♪

♪ Hail, Hail Doofania! ♪

You–

You know, the stopping is still bothering me.