Wilhelm:
Previously on Crystal Lake...
You know, Pam, you're afraid
people will see you.
The real you.
Ow. Ow!
What the f*ck? You bit me.
Lee: There must have been
something to that experience,
because you're
definitely acting...
What, crazy?
Lee: I was gonna
say "different."
Ah. You're really
the only person I have
to rely on in this whole town.
You're reopening the camp?
- We need the income.
- I need my son!
Chief and I found
some human remains.
Rita:
Well, who would it belong to?
Gustavo: It's a rental car.
Been missing for a week.
But someone
finally called it in.
Gus: Looks like a bear attack.
Best be careful out there.
You think a bear did this?
[g*nsh*t]
The only thing waiting
for you out there is death!
If you need anything,
you just call me, okay?
I didn't do any--
Wilhelm: I'm sorry
you feel the need to apologize
for all that power
you've got locked inside you.
If you'd just let it out...
You're gonna keep
your hands off of Grace.
Who the hell
do you think you are?
I couldn't save my son.
But I can save her.
[tense string music]
[flames crackling]
[♪]
[sizzling]
[knocking at door]
Hi.
- Hey.
- Sorry. I know it's late.
Are you okay?
Yeah. I just wanted
to say that I was wrong.
About the other night.
I mean, about us.
You don't know me
very well, Lee.
Because nobody knows me.
Because I never let anyone.
But I used to want things.
I used to feel so alive,
so free.
And I wanna feel that way again.
I'm ready to
feel that way again.
What do you want--
[passionate music]
[♪]
[both breathing heavily]
[sirens approaching]
[panting]
[moaning]
[theme music]
[♪]
[cutlery clinking]
[birds chirping]
[exhales]
[chuckles]
[water running]
[cutlery clinking]
You sneaking out on me, huh?
[Lee chuckles]
Come on, now.
I just didn't wanna wake you,
that's all.
I made some coffee,
if you, um...
I'd love that.
Where are you heading out to,
all suited up?
Well, I was gonna make you
some breakfast in bed, but...
I got called in.
There was a fire at
the Bronco Beef Pit last night.
Oh!
Oh, my God. How bad?
Lee: Whole place went up.
Pam: I hope nobody was hurt.
Actually, uh, they found a body.
- Valerie Snell.
- [gasps]
Grease fire, more than likely.
But they haven't
ruled anything out.
Pam: Oh, my God.
What about Grace?
- I mean, is she--
- She's fine.
And she's safe, thank God.
Dorf is with her now.
What's gonna happen to her?
Does she have any other family?
I don't know.
Doesn't seem like it.
But the Christys offered to
take care of her for a while,
up at the camp,
until they can find something
a little bit more permanent.
The Christys?
Kay's been doing
a foster thing for years.
- She'll be in good hands.
- Hmm. Yeah.
And if all that wasn't enough,
Enos went and
got himself shot yesterday.
- What?
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God!
- Trying to k*ll a bear
with a whole bunch
of other idiots.
He'll be fine.
But it's gonna be a day.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, you can stay
as long as you want.
Help yourself to whatever's
in the fridge, and, uh...
see you later?
Yeah, I'd like that.
[sighs] Yeah.
Just so you know...
you're one of the most
passionate women I've ever met.
Even before last night.
Yeah.
[door opens]
[door closes]
- [tires screeching]
- Driver: Come on, honey.
Just stop! Stop the car!
I thought you hippie chicks
were into free love.
Stop!
I said hands on the wheel, as*h*le.
Driver: Take a shower, hippie!
[birds chirping]
[distant dog barking]
Big Dave:
Hey, kids. This is Big Dave,
and it's time for you
do-nothings to get out of bed.
It's a crystal clear morning
in Crystal Lake.
[cheery music playing]
Forget about
any insurance claim.
I doubt that place ever passed
a single fire inspection.
Real shame about Val, though.
Well, let's be honest.
The woman was a souse.
- Trudy: Lois!
- Smoked like a chimney, too.
Mm-hmm. Grease fire, my butt.
Vodka and cigarettes.
- There's your culprit.
- [Rita sighs]
Gus: Let's not
speak ill of the dead.
We all have our foibles.
Fair enough. Oh, thank you.
You know, honestly,
it's the kid I feel for.
Yeah, me too.
- Rita: Bye, ladies.
- See you, Rita.
Hey, old timer. Spot me a dime?
Uh... yeah, I, uh-- Sure.
- Coke, lots of ice?
- Trudy: Ralph.
Girl's not on the menu.
What brings you through,
darlin'?
Trying to catch up
with some friends.
Anybody seen 'em?
They woulda passed through here
a few days back.
Bunch of unwashed types rolled
through my station on Tuesday.
[Trudy chuckles]
All packed in
one of them V-Dubs.
Willow: Really?
Doubt any of 'em lit up
a room like you, though.
[chuckles]
Any idea which way they went?
They were looking for work, so
I sent 'em up to Camp Crystal.
Figured John Christy might
need a hand fixing up the place.
Where's that?
Lois: Up the interstate
about four miles.
Hang a left at the trailhead.
You keep going.
You'll see the signs.
Happy to give you a lift
if you're, uh, amenable.
[exhales] I'm not.
Hey, kid.
Maple bar. On the house.
Consider it an apology
for all the tongue-waggers.
Thanks. [chuckles]
Narrator: Mighty teeth
rip through flesh,
taking the victim's life
and stopping its breath.
The end comes quickly
and mercifully.
[grunts]
[knocking at door]
Yeah.
The mighty hunter awakens.
I know what you're gonna say,
Chief, so... save it.
We're fools for going out there.
Lee: No argument there.
Just tell me what happened.
Gus is worried sick,
thinking that he might have
turned you into a vegetable.
No. It was an accident.
You care to expand on that?
We found some fresh bear scat
on the way into Nickland Canyon.
Right where the creek
cuts through the trail.
Tracks, too.
So, Harry and Arnie,
they went off one way,
and me and Gus, we fanned out.
We saw something...
[breathing heavily]
...moving through the trees.
I tried to get
a shot off, but...
Gus fired.
Damn thing must have
crossed right between us.
You sure you weren't just
hearing and seeing each other?
We're not idiots, Chief.
There was something out there.
Lee: Okay, well, did you
get a good look at this thing?
- [grunts]
- Enos.
I need to know.
[tense music]
After I collapsed,
it came and sort of...
stood over me, just...
watching me bleed, curious-like.
The bear was
watching you bleed out?
[sighs] This was no bear.
This thing was-- it was tall.
Like a man, but...
- twisted.
- All right, well...
you were bleeding out,
losing consciousness.
Your mind--
I know how it sounds.
g*dd*mn it! [grunts]
I know what I saw, Chief.
And it wasn't an animal.
And it wasn't any of
the guys I was with.
It was something else.
What?
It was some kind of...
demon.
[Willow humming]
[birds chirping]
[humming]
[twigs snapping]
[crow cawing]
Hello?
Hello?
Who's out there?
I'm warning you, I got a knife.
[twigs snapping]
[eerie music building]
[low growling]
[♪]
[chain rattling]
[Willow screams, sobs]
[♪]
[grunting, yelping]
[groans, sobs]
[grunting, panting]
[whimpering]
[yelps]
[screams, groans]
[panting]
[heavy breathing]
[♪]
[screaming]
John: Gonna be a tough go.
Things are getting pretty tight.
Probably couldn't pay you
the same as before, either.
Honestly, I'm surprised
you'd wanna come back.
I thought it might be
too painful.
Well, it was for a while. Yeah.
I also-- I just wanted
to say that I was sorry
about some of the things
that I said.
It-- it wasn't your fault.
To be honest...
Jason just loved
this place so much
that being here
makes me feel, um...
closer to him somehow.
We'd be lucky to have you.
Kay's not much of a cook,
to be honest.
[both chuckling]
Campers will be here
in a few days and, uh,
we've still got
a ton of work to do.
Well, it looks like
you got some extra help, huh?
John: You mean
the Day-Glo freak parade?
Yeah,
they're just passing through.
They said they'd help fix up
the camp for grub and gas money.
But between you and me,
I could do with, uh,
a little more work
and a lot less...
Well, you're too nice, John.
I don't know.
I guess I feel for these kids.
World's gotten a lot meaner
since we were young.
They're just trying to shine
some light into the darkness.
Even if they don't always
go about it the right way...
doesn't make 'em
bad people, right?
[unsettling music]
[♪]
Is that the girl
who lost her mom?
She doesn't need
people gawking at her.
Oh, of course not. I--
Hey, Miss Voorhees.
Hi.
You can call me Pam.
You know that.
What are you doing here?
Well, I'm gonna work in
the kitchen this summer.
Okay.
I wanted, um,
to say that I, uh...
was very sorry
to hear about your mom.
I know how that feels,
to lose someone so close.
I don't really know how I feel.
Sad, I guess, but also kinda--
I don't know, a little--
I don't know.
Well...
if you ever wanna talk about it,
or if, um,
you ever need anything at all,
I'll be close by.
[Grace sobbing]
Woman: That was beautiful.
I'm sorry, can I help you?
Actually, I was hoping she
could. You're Grace, right?
- Grace: Yeah.
- I'm Harmony.
Me and my buddies
are painting the boathouse,
and, I don't know,
I just got this vibe that
you're, like, a real artist.
Am I right?
I mean, I like drawing.
[chuckles] I knew it.
If you don't mind?
I don't mean to interrupt.
Oh, no, uh...
- Of course.
- Harmony: Right on!
Come on, grab a brush and
work your magic, little mama.
- So, Grace, huh?
- Grace: Yeah.
Harmony: How long have you
been coming to this camp?
Grace: Um, my mom's been
sending me every summer...
Dorf: I sent her flowers.
Little card.
Lee: What'd it say?
Dorf: "Dear gorgeous.
I got the hint.
Now, how's about that date?
Love, Dorf."
- Short and sweet. I like it.
- Yeah.
What'd she say?
She said maybe.
If, uh, we go with
another couple.
Someone to, uh, pick up the
conversational slack, she said.
Yeah, all right.
Well, good for you.
Listen,
I need you to follow up with
the Westings County Fire Chief.
Have him send over
that investigation report.
Ask for a Marshal Grankowski.
What?
Come on, Chief.
Rita's been hanging out
with the Voorhees chick
whose house you helped
pack up, so...
I was doing her a favor.
As a friend.
So how's about doing me one?
We're friends, aren't we?
Seriously, Chief.
I haven't popped my cork
in months, okay?
I don't know how long
I can store up the chi
before something bad happens.
Hey, I don't need to be
hearing about your chi.
Bogey, two o'clock!
What the hell is
that supposed to mean?
Dorf: Bear den.
I think I see it.
You hear anything?
Yeah, an officer that
can't keep his mouth shut.
[flies buzzing]
My guess is
that the bear moved on.
All right. There's only one way
to find out for sure.
[scoffs] No way.
I'm still a young man.
I got my whole life
ahead of me, Chief.
I'll sh**t you for it.
- Come on.
- Yeah, all right.
sh*t. All right.
[grunts]
Dorf: Careful.
- [thud]
- Lee: sh*t!
You all right, Chief?
Lee: The f*ck?
Dorf: Chief.
Lee: Dorf,
get your a*s down here.
Everybody!
This is Grace. [chuckles]
She's a k*ller artiste. She's
gonna share her talents with us.
Right on. I'm Gabe, and
this is my old lady, Rhiannon.
I'm not old,
and I'm not his lady.
But I do like your name.
Grace. It's very sacred.
You ever notice that
the words "sacred" and "scared"
are made up
of the exact same letters?
Kinda gives the whole God game
away when you think about it.
- What?
- Don't mind Space Ghost.
He's been on
this whole anti-religion kick
since we left Oregon.
And whose fault is that?
It's the opiate of the masses, man.
World's gotta wake up
and share the load.
- I'm Plato. Take my brush.
- Uh, sure.
Bug. Give her some space, man.
What? "Our Lady Grace."
A portrait of innocence
before the fall.
- That's Shutterbug.
- Stella: Hi, honey. I'm Stella,
and if you wanna give
those flowers a whirl...
I don't wanna mess it up.
That's the beauty of it, Grace.
As long as you do
what feels right, you can't.
[flies buzzing]
Dorf: It looks like
another left foot.
- Which means, uh...
- Two bodies.
Dorf: Or some kind of mutant.
Either way, it looks like we
got ourselves a maneater, huh?
That pelvis we found
had broken scissors in it.
So? My dad's got all sorts of
metal sh*t in him from the w*r.
Lee:
Have you ever known a black bear
to attack someone for his meal?
Dorf: No, but...
I don't know.
It might have had rabies.
And this rabid bear found
a couple of hikers on the trail
and just invited them back to
his cave for dinner and a movie?
It's two grown men
we talking about.
No way a bear could've
taken them both down at once,
rabid or no.
It seems a lot more likely...
that these bodies were
dumped here postmortem.
Dorf: Holy smokes.
- sh*t.
- Is that an axe wound?
I'll tell you what it isn't:
a g*dd*mn bear attack.
[grunts] Ah, sh*t.
[grunts, exhales]
You know, it looks like
a long blade, actually.
Maybe a katana.
That's Japanese.
You know, the only thing
less likely than a rabid bear
or a mutant with three feet
is a damn samurai
running around Crystal Lake
chopping folks down.
Well, you never know.
That look like
a combat boot to you?
[ominous music]
Afternoon, Ralph.
Not wise to sneak up on a man
when he's chopping wood.
It's a good way
to lose a body part.
You mind putting down that axe?
What brings you around this way?
Lee: Found a bear den,
over in Nickland Canyon.
And a boot print that looks
like it might have been yours.
Could've been.
Said you were worried about
bears, so I went looking.
Oh, yeah, we know, Ralph.
Left a couple bodies
behind, too.
You wanna tell us about them?
You saw 'em too?
Damn right we did.
Lord, I...
thought it was
my mind playing tricks.
I see the dead
most everywhere I go nowadays.
Find it's best if I ignore 'em.
You mind if
we take a look around?
Just to make sure you ain't
overlook anything else.
Sure.
Long as you got a warrant.
Why, you got something to hide?
I fought in two wars
for this country.
Risked life and limb
defending a man's right
to keep his business
to his self,
and I'm not about to tarnish
that sacrifice for you
or anyone else.
Understood.
Do me a favor.
Don't go anywhere.
In case we have
any more questions.
[♪]
[whirring]
[distant sirens wailing]
[intriguing music]
Briana: Noah Feldman.
Nate: All right,
I'm calling bullshit.
There isn't a pumpkin
in the world big enough
to make you work this late.
sh*t, I put that giant gourd
to bed hours ago.
Yeah? So what's this?
My brother's got a case
up in Crystal Lake.
It's a couple of dead bodies
he can't identify.
But he thinks that
they may have worked for
a company called
Subsun Solutions.
But there is no such place.
No offices, no employees.
That is weird.
The only thing I found
was Subsun's articles
of incorporation
registered to some lawyer
in Houston, Noah Feldman.
Mm-hmm.
He was the lead counsel for
the Bellflower Company
in a big lawsuit back in '64.
You mean the chemical company?
♪ Bellflower
Brightens your day ♪
Sounds real cute until
you find out that they were sued
for selling tainted C-rations
to the US Army.
A couple GIs died.
Yikes. They settle?
Man, it's pennies to them.
Bellflower's a monster.
Military, manufacturing.
They make half the sh*t
in your kitchen.
Yeah, so how's a big g*n
like Feldman go from
repping a multinational
to filing paperwork
on fake companies?
Hmm.
Unless Subsun's a shell company.
Right. Right. Right!
Maybe doing sh*t
Bellflower doesn't want
the public to know about.
Mm-hmm.
You think the dead guys
your brother found could've been
working for Bellflower?
I don't know.
But if that's the case...
then what the hell
is a multinational
chemical conglomerate
doing in Crystal Lake?
[rock music playing on radio]
This summer's gonna be so t*ts.
Just the two of us,
alone in the woods,
no parents to harsh our mellow.
Hey.
Check under the seat.
I boosted it from
my auntie's undie drawer.
[chuckles] Man,
that lady is filthy.
- Barry, gross!
- What?
- Teen 1: Barry!
- Teen 2: Hey!
I thought we could
try out some new positions.
I told you, I'm not
going all the way anymore.
I thought you meant,
like, during school.
It's summer, babe.
It's time to cut loose.
I meant period.
Pastor Ryan said
bad things happen
when we indulge in
sins of the flesh,
especially out of wedlock.
Oh, come on, baby.
You don't believe that crap!
Oh, yeah? What about your car?
What about last summer?
[sighs] Okay, well...
I mean, we can still
do hand stuff, right?
- You want hand stuff?
- Yeah.
Then put a ring on mine.
Or have fun
making it with yours.
Briana: We looked into
as many cases as we could find
with Bellflower as a defendant
and found one that mentioned
Subsun by name.
It's a pretrial deposition
with some research scientists
who decided
to testify against them.
- It's a whistleblower.
- Easy now.
You get any sleep last night?
No, but, check it out.
The case never went to court.
It looks like Bellflower tried
to pay to shut this guy up.
They are hiding something,
and it involves
your mystery company.
And, get this: the whistleblower
teaches up at Wilmington,
and that's, like,
two hours away.
Shh!
That all sounds fascinating.
But I'm not sure
how that helps me.
[sighs] If I can get this guy
to go on the record,
tell me what he has
on Bellflower,
what Subsun is all about,
it could be huge.
It's the kind of story
that you can build a career on.
And while you out there
chasing a Pulitzer,
I still got two
John Does in my woods.
Homicides.
No motive, no m*rder weapon.
My only suspect is
a shell-shocked w*r vet.
Briana: Who?
Thank you.
It's a local cat. Ralph Neely.
But my gut says he didn't do it.
I'm with your gut. I mean,
chicken-fried steak aside.
But look, Lee,
this thing feels big.
I need you to ID those bodies
so that I can press
the whistleblower,
find out if he knew them,
and what else he know.
What you think I've been doing?
Crystal Lake ain't the damn FBI.
It could take months before
I get a match on those remains.
You were city police
for nine years!
You trying to tell me no one
over there owes you a favor?
Well, yeah, if I wanted
to ask their help,
then
I wouldn't have come to you.
Well, then, big bro...
I guess we both sh*t
out of luck.
[Lee sighs]
["I'm Into Something Good"
by Herman's Hermits playing]
- You're okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
♪ Woke up this morning
Feeling fine ♪
♪ There's something special
On my mind ♪
[girls giggling, shrieking]
♪ Last night I met a new girl in
The neighborhood, whoa, yeah ♪
♪ Something tells me
I'm into something good ♪
♪ Something tells me
I'm into something ♪
♪ She's the kind of girl
Who's not too shy ♪
♪ And I can tell
I'm her kind of guy ♪
Hey, look.
Hey, wait, another one. Come on!
Enough, enough!
♪ She danced with me
Like I hoped she would ♪
♪ Something tells me
I'm into something good ♪
♪ Something tells me
I'm into something ♪
♪ Something tells me
I'm into something good ♪
♪ Something tells me
I'm into something ♪
♪ Something good ♪
Kinda looks like Space Ghost.
Oh, sh*t! It totally does.
- [laughing]
- You nailed it. Gracie.
I don't know.
It's nothing special.
Harmony: Hey!
Art is a creed, not a craft.
You agree to let
your soul speak.
You don't judge
what it wants to say. Okay?
Yeah. Okay, I can dig that.
[chuckles]
Hey.
The new paint looks great.
It's so colorful.
Thanks. I'm Harmony.
Claudette. Um,
I was wondering if I could
talk to Grace for a sec.
Uh, I just wanted to say
I'm sorry about your mom.
Okay.
Is that it?
And, um...
for what happened at school.
I've been praying on it a lot,
and...
I was wrong.
Yeah. You were.
But it wasn't just at school.
It wasn't just with me.
You've been treating people
like sh*t your entire life.
So be happy Jesus forgives you,
'cause I sure as hell don't.
[rock music]
♪ Wake up ♪
♪ See the sun rise in the sky ♪
♪ Wake up ♪
[song continues over speakers]
[♪]
Bartender: Hey.
Heya, Lee.
- Jimmy.
- Long time.
Thanks for coming.
No sweat. It's good to see you.
I'm not sure your friends
feel the same way.
Hey.
They were your friends too,
once upon a time.
- So what you got?
- You were right.
Karl Egan's an alias
for Benny Mutrux.
Ex-Army Special Forces.
A lot of his record's
been redacted there, but...
dishonorably discharged in '63.
Then he popped up doing security
work a couple years later,
then completely vanished.
So either he's some kind of
spook or he's gone private,
doing dirt for the kind of guys
that you don't wanna know about.
Either way,
he's a nasty son of a b*tch.
Hmm.
I gotta be honest, brother.
I never thought
I'd hear from you again.
Not after how you left things.
I didn't leave sh*t, Jimmy.
I just took the fall.
And the only reason your buddies
over there still got jobs
is because it was easier
to pin the tail on the spade
than to clean house.
Well, ain't them
that burned down the damn city.
Right.
Jimmy: I don't know what
you tell yourself at night
out there in the boondocks,
but I was there, Lee.
I remember.
You're just as dirty
as the rest of us.
You're just worse at hiding it.
Thanks for the intel.
Hey, Lee.
Next time you need a favor,
just call someone else.
[♪]
Hey, save some for
the rest of us, man.
From each
according to his ability,
to each according to his needs.
Oh,
and what ability would yours be?
He's pretty good
at scarfing down free grub.
- [laughing]
- Come on.
Harmony: I knew
you were a Pisces moon.
Your aura just radiates
creative energy.
- My aura?
- Mm-hmm. I can see it.
Like a fire
blazing all around you.
Orange for
your passion and desire.
Means you're gonna be
great in bed.
And red.
'Cause you're impulsive.
You act before you think.
That scares you, doesn't it?
That you might go too far.
I wonder when Grace's
new friends are gonna put an "X"
on her forehead.
Mellow out, babe.
They seem decent.
So did the Manson family
before they went psycho.
- Yeah. Right across.
- And see that?
- Yes.
- [Grace gasps]
Hark! Who goes there?
Why, 'tis Lady Lunch,
the glorious goddess
of chocolates!
A blessing upon you,
magnanimous mistress of sweets.
Okay, that's enough.
Cute outfit. You got a hot date?
Oh, no,
I'm just gonna see some friends.
Work it, lunch lady.
Come on, show me
those gooey little treats.
- Oh! Very tasty.
- [laughs]
Wow! What's your name, doll?
Pam.
You got a whole Julie Newmar
thing going on, Pam.
- Très chic. Très chic.
- Plato: Right on, Pam!
[laughs] Well, good night.
- Oh, thank you!
- [laughing, cheering]
[funky music playing]
Dorf: I'm telling you,
it was like a w*r zone in there.
Ribcage over here,
skull over there.
Like a frickin'
landmine went off.
Most folks would've
lost their sh*t, but...
that's what the training's for.
So when the moment of truth
comes, you don't think, you act.
- Pure instinct.
- Hmm.
What about the bear?
Did you find it?
Dorf: No, we did not.
It's 'cause
a bear didn't do this.
A man did.
What are you talking about?
The skull we found in the cave?
[chuckles]
Someone cut it
damn near in half.
With a sword.
Rita: Oh, gross!
You ladies need a refill?
Does Dolly Parton
have a backache?
[laughing]
We got some food coming too.
Dorf. You wanna give me a hand?
Dorf: Yeah.
I swear, if you move that boy's
glass five inches from him,
he'd die of thirst.
But, man. Mmm, those jeans.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
What the hell was that?
What are you talking about?
Running your mouth about
an active case, that's what.
[scoffs] Damn, Lee, don't get
your jockeys in a twist.
- It's just the ladies.
- And it was just Gus and Enos
when you got the whole town
riled up about a k*ller bear.
Enos damn near got himself
k*lled over that one.
Yeah, well,
Enos made his own choices.
At least he was trying to do
something to protect the town.
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.
Chief, we got Ralph
dead to rights on this thing
and you're pussyfooting around.
We should've thrown
that crazy b*stard in the can
the moment we found
the boot print.
We don't have any evidence
to charge Ralph with
trespassing, much less m*rder.
If you'd ever done
any real police work,
you would know that.
You would know what it takes to
build a case and make it stick.
But you, Officer Dorfman,
don't know sh*t!
Hey. You okay?
Uh, yeah, I just-- I think
I'm-- I'm gonna call it a night.
Sorry.
- Wait, did I do something?
- No! No. You're perfect.
I just think being
back at camp today
was harder than I expected.
I feel a little wrung out.
- I'll drive you home.
- No, no!
You stay with everyone.
I'll be fine.
All right.
If you need anything,
you know where to find me.
Yeah.
[sinister music]
[Dorf grunting]
[waterbed sloshing]
Okay...
[Dorf grunts]
- Oh! Yeah.
- Oh, sh*t.
[panting] Oh, sh*t.
Sorry. Sorry.
[laughs] These things are, uh...
Ride it, don't fight it.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Rita: Go.
[waterbed sloshing]
Okay.
[both breathing heavily]
Oh--
[Dorf grunting]
- [thud]
- [Rita yelps]
Ow! g*dd*mn it. [grunts]
Oh...
maybe this wasn't a good idea.
Nah, come on, babe.
I just need to get my sea legs.
[chuckles]
I'm an elite athlete.
I got this.
Yeah, I know, hon.
But you shouldn't have
to force a thing to happen.
Well, I'm not.
I was talking about me.
Are you sober enough to drive?
[Dorf sighs]
I am now.
[foreboding music]
[twigs snapping]
[♪]
[distant laughter, chatter]
[♪]
[band playing "Heart of Gold"]
♪ Heart of gold, hey ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ Heart of gold ♪
- ♪ Gold, heart of gold ♪
- Gabe: Take it, Plato!
[fiddle playing]
Man: Argh.
Two, three, and four!
[vocalizing]
- ♪ Heart of gold ♪
- ♪ Heart of gold ♪
♪ Heart of gold ♪
[vocalizing]
- ♪ Heart of gold ♪
- ♪ Heart of gold ♪
♪ Heart of gold, hey ♪
- Stop, stop, stop!
- Gabe: Oh, hey!
Oh, hey!
It's the mistress of sweets.
[cheering]
Hi. I was, uh, on a walk
and I heard all the music.
Pam! Welcome to Wonderland.
Isn't it amazing?
Grace, what are you doing
so far away from camp?
The Christys are
gonna be worried.
Oh, you know,
I lost track of time.
You know, we've just
been talking and talking.
[giggles] Digging the scene.
Have you been drinking?
No! Well, not a lot.
Oh, my God. She's a kid!
What are you thinking?
We're letting her
think for herself.
- It's not a crime yet.
- [teens chuckling]
Yeah, don't be so square.
I am not being square.
I'm looking out for you.
Now, come on, let's go.
No, I haven't
had my reading yet.
What?
What are you talking about?
What reading?
Gabe: Harmony's a medium.
She can talk to spirits.
Oh...
No one can talk to spirits.
Come on.
No,
she said she could find my mom.
Pam: She said what?
How dare you say that to her?
Do you have any idea
what she's been through?
Of course! That's why I offered.
I know you're worried,
but you don't need to be.
[laughs] We love Grace.
So do you, so stay.
Grace needs to be surrounded
by love right now.
You lost someone too,
didn't you?
You could say that
about anyone.
No.
Not like you.
It's not an accident
you found us tonight, Pam.
We're connected.
You feel it, don't you?
I'm an elite athlete?
Real f*cking slick, Romeo.
Holy sh*t.
[car engine starts]
Do something.
Do something.
[ominous music]
[coughing]
[♪]
Yeah. You want evidence, Chief?
Let's f*ck' go.
[tires screeching]
[thunder booms]
Plato. Come check this out, man.
[rain pattering]
[insects chirping]
[chimes tinkling]
This belonged to your mom?
[thunder rumbling]
Being of light, you are invited.
Being of light, a gift requited.
With this key through the door.
With this key through the door.
[Harmony humming]
[Harmony inhales shakily]
Who are you?
What do you want?
I asked you a question.
Mom? Mom, it's me.
Grace?
What--
Did I fall asleep
with the TV on again?
No. Mom, no.
You-- you're not alive anymore.
Remember?
I remember...
screaming, and...
pain.
I wanna go back to sleep.
Grace: I know, I'm sorry.
It's just...
My friends helped me find you
so I could say goodbye.
You never had many friends,
Gracie.
Except for that deformed boy
who followed you around
like some hideous shadow.
I'm glad you found some friends.
You deserve to be happy.
I miss you, baby girl.
I know I was hard on you.
Too hard.
But I always loved you, Grace.
[sobs] Mommy!
All right, that is enough!
Gracie, honey, she's just
taking whatever you said
and saying it back to you
a little differently.
- [Harmony gasping]
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Stella: Harmony?
All right, we're going.
What the f*ck is she doing here?
You just can't leave
my kid alone, can you, b*tch?
She's not yours. Get it?
That's enough. Let's go.
Do you have any idea
what kind of a monster she is?
What is she talking about?
Stop it! You are upsetting her!
[laughs]
You think she's upset now?
Wait till she finds out
what you did.
You ugly, twisted c**t!
- [Pam screaming]
- Harmony! Harmony!
- [choking]
- Harmony, come back. Come on.
- Help me.
- Harmony. Harmony!
[Harmony shouting]
[coughing]
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Harmony! Harmony!
[coughing]
What did she mean?
What did you do?
I didn't do anything, honey.
Sweetie, that's not your mother.
That's just a cruel prank.
I don't know what kind of
sick game you kids are playing.
Grace, honey,
listen to me, please--
Stay away from me.
[♪]
[thunder rumbling]
[tense music]
Dorf or die, baby.
[♪]
What are you hiding,
you sick son of a b*tch?
Ugh!
[♪]
[flies buzzing]
[thunder booms]
[shouts, gasps]
[dramatic music]
Jesus f*ck!
[panting]
[♪]
♪ The time has come
So let out a cheer ♪
♪ We're heading for the camp
Again 'cause summer is here ♪
♪ The trees are green
The water is blue ♪
♪ Camp Crystal Lake
Oh, we love you ♪
♪ The kids are
On the move again ♪
♪ They'll never be tame ♪
♪ The counselor
Blows the whistle ♪
♪ 'Cause it's time for a game ♪
♪ Miss Pam is in the kitchen
Cooking up a stew ♪
♪ Crystal Lake
Oh, we love you ♪
♪ The cabins will creak
The bug juice will flow ♪
♪ We're ready for a color w*r
Come on, let's go! ♪
♪ The time has come
So let out a cheer ♪
♪ We're heading for the camp
Again 'cause summer is here ♪
♪ The trees are green
The water is blue ♪
♪ Camp Crystal Lake
Oh, we love you ♪
♪ The kids are
On the move again ♪
♪ They'll never be tame ♪
♪ The counselor
Blows the whistle ♪
♪ 'Cause it's time for a game ♪
♪ Miss Pam is in the kitchen
Cooking up a stew ♪
♪ Crystal Lake
Oh, we love you ♪
♪ Camp Crystal Lake
Oh, we love you ♪
♪ Yes, we do! ♪
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