NARRATOR [SINGING]: Remember the story
Of the Three Little Pigs
One played a pipe
And the other danced jigs
The Three Little Pigs
Are still around
But they're playing music
With a modern sound
[PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]
Three Little Pigs
Were in the groove
Everything was runnin' smooth
The pigs were due
For a big surprise
For the wolf appeared
With red-rimmed eyes
[SINGING] Ooh, you're cool
Ooh, you're cool
Ooh, you're cool, man
Cool
NARRATOR: Well, to show he was friendly
He shook their hand
Announced he was joinin'
Up with the band
Instead of startin' an argument
A-one and a-two
And away they went
[PLAYING OUT OF TUNE]
The Three Little Pigs
Were really gassed
They'd never heard
Such a corny blast
[SINGING]
We've played in the West
[SINGING]
We've played in the East
[SINGING] We've heard the most
But you're the least
NARRATOR: Well, the Big Bad Wolf
Was really mad
He wanted to play music
And he wanted to play bad
They stopped me before I could go to town...
...so I'll huff and puff, and blow their house down.
[PLAYS]
NARRATOR: The House of Straw
Was blown away
The pigs had to find
Another place to play
At Dew Drop Inn
The House of Sticks
The Three Little Pigs
Were givin' out licks
[PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]
Well, the piano-playin' pig
Was swingin' like a gate
Doin' Liberace on an 88
I wish my brother George was here.
[PLAYING PIANO]
NARRATOR: Three little pigs
Were havin' a ball
When the Big Bad Wolf
He entered the hall
The Big Bad Wolf
He sat right down
[SINGING]
Come on, cats, we're goin' to town
[PLAYING OUT OF TUNE]
NARRATOR: From the crowd
Came an angry shout
ALL: Stop the music!
Throw the square out!
NARRATOR: The Big Bad Wolf
Was really sore
If they're gonna get tough, I'll give them more.
They don't know talent in this here town.
I'll huff and puff, and blow the place down.
[PLAYS]
NARRATOR: The Dew Drop Inn
Did drop down
The Three Little Pigs
Crawled out of the rubble
This Big Bad Wolf gives us nothing but trouble.
So we won't be bothered by his windy tricks.
The next place we play must be made of bricks.
[BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]
NARRATOR: Sturdy place
This house of bricks
Built in 1776
High-class place
With a high-class crowd
Sign on the door
"No wolves allowed”
The wolf was sore
And fit to be tied
He was sworn and determined
To get inside
He huffed and puffed
At the house of bricks
But bricks are stronger
Than straw or sticks
He huffed and puffed
And bleeped and blooped
And at 10:00
Was completely pooped
When all of a sudden
Came a ray of hope
I could disguise myself!
Boy, what a dope!
[PLAYING JAMES P. JOHNSON'S "THE CHARLESTON"]
[PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]
NARRATOR: Well, the Big Bad Wolf
Took it all in stride
He figured out another way
To get inside
[PLAYING OUT OF TUNE]
[MUFFLED PLAYING]
[DRUM BEATING]
I'll show those pigs that I'm not stuck.
If I can't blow it down, I'll blow it up.
NARRATOR: Well, the Big Bad Wolf
Was really gone
And with him went
His corny horn
Went out of this world
Without a trace
Didn't go to heaven
Was the other place
[WOLF PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC IN TUNE]
The Big Bad Wolf, he learned the rule.
You gotta get hot to play real cool.
[PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]
[English - US - SDH]
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Three Little Bops (1957)
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