01x04 - Episode 4

[bunniefuu]

[tense music playing]

- [indistinct chatter]
- [exhales]

[tense music playing]

Hi, there.

- Morning.
- Morning.

I work for the Union newspaper.
Can I ask you a question?

Uh, sure.

Can you tell me who
Andre Houdremont was to you?

We ran into him
every weekend at the market.

[exhales] He was always
so nice to us.

[people chattering]

- Do you know what's going on?
- No.

Yeah, me neither.

Right, but unlike you,

I'm the campaign director
waiting around like an idiot.

Well, I'm positive Mathilde
Thorez entered the residence.

She's the one who k*lled him.

- What was that?
- I was there at Toudic's funeral.

And so was she.
And, she insulted the mayor.

And, she even said
she would do it.

[camera shutter clicking] -Ask the
cops. They're interrogating her now.

[camera shutter clicking]

My dear friends

the loss of Andre Houdremont,

has caused Roisson the deepest
sorrow and a great deal of pain.

Andre was a mayor concerned
for every citizen of Roisson.

A man who fought
his whole life long,

for our town
to project it's shine

across all of France
and the whole of Europe.

As Andre's First Deputy, my job
at this point, naturally,

is to step into the role
as the new majority candidate,

- [crowd murmuring]
- for the upcoming election.

That's right.

I am the candidate.

That's what Andre
would have wanted.

And the best way I can think
of to pay tribute to Andre,

is to continue
the work he was doing.

[farts]

- [clears throat]
- [laughs] Yes.

Andre served our city
for the past 30 years.

And starting now...

[farts, laughs] I will

[all laughing] -From now
on, I... It'll be up to me

to keep going
with what he started.

[farts]

[all laughing]

Forgive me.

- [farts]
- [all laughing]

[theme music playing]

- What else could have possibly gone wrong?
- Yeah, that was almost...

No, I mean, seriously, what
else could have come out?

That was disgusting,
man, honestly.

[door closes]

Say hello.

Hey! I was taking a video.

Yeah, one sec. Hey, you
can't post that. Don't do it.

- No, no. It's just for me.
- No, actually, Mia's right.

In fact, it's extremely
important.

No way can our team be portrayed
as happy about this situation.

- For now, let's avoid commenting on it.
- Okay.

Yes. And about that,
I just received info,

that if Barbelivien decides
to leave,

several city council members
will follow suit.

Could someone else be running
in his place?

I'm not really sure who.

Well, I mean,
everyone could try to run.

The far right is gonna take
the lead again.

And, we have to prepare.

It could go either way between
us and Charlotte Pernaud.

So, we need to win
over voters one by one.

What about visiting
low-income neighborhoods?

Les Peupliers has the most
potential votes.

No, we don't have any time.
We'll go over everything.

And then, visit
the undecided voters

in the town center at Les
Sources, the new eco-district...

That's too bad, because I'm
acquainted with tons of folks.

Look, we've been through this.
Citizens of Les Peupliers aren't voting.

[Paolo] They are!
Stop saying that!

Just a little bit of effort
and we can get their votes.

Yeah, it's a great idea.

It is. We haven't put
any focus on these areas.

And, there's voters to win,
so...

Yeah, perfect. Go on then.

I'll stay right here.
My feet are k*lling me, so...

Anyway, anyone not going to
Les Peupliers, let's get started.

[engine revving]

- [car honks]
- It's a gorgeous day.

Look at all the posters!

This will work, huh?

Morning.

Okay. Let's do this.

[doorbell ringing]

[door knocking]

- Hello, there.
- Morning.

- Is this a bad time?
- No. What for?

A new world for Roisson, ma'am.
In the upcoming mayoral elections.

- Oh, I don't vote.
- Have you registered yet?

A new world for Roisson.

I'm Teophane Tolbiac, and I'm running
in the upcoming mayoral elections.

[doorbell ringing]

Sabrina? How come you're here?

Me? Shouldn't you be planning
your wedding?

Well, no, we're working.
The first round's very soon.

Good morning.
How have you been?

Good morning. I'm great.
How have you been?

Yeah, fine. Thanks.

Just hanging out with Sofia.

Oh, yeah?
She's still living over here?

Yes, she is. She'll be so
excited that you're here.

- You guys come in, too. Please.
- Thanks.

Mrs. Peduzzi.

It's so nice to see you.

Paolo, I don't believe it.

No, no. Stay there.

How are you?

[sobs]

No. No, no.

Don't cry. We're happy
to see each other, not sad.

Yes, Paolo. I know.

Sofia, this is Teophane Tolbiac.

He's running
in the next election for mayor.

- Hi there, ma'am.
- Pleasure.

We didn't mean
to intrude on your day.

When I was a teenager, I...

I used to train in boxing with
Mrs. Peduzzi's son, Lorenzo.

Lorenzo had an accident while he
was playing basketball downstairs.

The hoop they had down there
was so rusty,

it came loose
from the backboard, and,

and it fell on him
and k*lled him.

It could have happened to
any of the kids that were playing.

But he was clowning around,

and he's the one who grabbed it.

What's going on with you?
Why do you have this brace on?

Oh, she fell when she was doing
her shopping, at the supermarket.

And the elevators have been
out of order for two months.

So we organized to help carry
her groceries up.

What does the housing
authority say?

They're super nice, and they
always send someone out,

but it's an old building.

They need to replace everything,
but no one wants to pay for it.

It's really fine. I had so
much help from everyone.

Mrs. Peduzzi,
let me take down your number,

'cause there are several
things we can do immediately.

You could actually qualify

for a special allowance
for your disability.

And that'll cover all the extra expenses
you incur while you're stuck here.

You can apply
for financial aid after that.

It'll cover lots of things,
like

housekeeping, grocery shopping.

And as soon
as you're on your feet again,

there are volunteer doctors in
the area and they do free rehab,

and physical therapy
at the nearby pools.

[gentle music playing] -Give
them a call. They're really amazing.

My dad's in a wheelchair,
so I know about this.

Your father's in a wheelchair?

Yeah, he had a stroke
a few years back.

But

at least he's not hitting
my mom anymore.

Where were you on the evening
of May 10th?

Well, I went for a long walk.

And after that,
a woman gave me some cash.

So, a woman just gave you
some money? Just at random?

Just like that?

No, no, she was taking out
some money to pay her nanny.

- And she gave me 20 euros.
- 20 euros?

That's quite a bit of cash.

I'd never give that much to
someone in the street begging.

I've never begged for a thing.

She helps me out from time
to time.

She told me
that my story touched her.

There are still some folks
like her in this town.

The wife of Andre Houdremont is
certain that you k*lled her husband.

Well, she's wrong.

[Derrick] You do remember
threatening him

during Yves Toudic's funeral,
don't you?

No, I never threatened
anybody there.

Well, actually, you said...

"You're just like your brother,
you scumbag!

One day, I'll k*ll you,
like I k*lled him!"

You k*lled your husband
with a screwdriver.

And now, you've gone and pushed
his brother down the stairs.

And you've always displayed
a hatred for that family.

[chuckles]
But you made him a king.

You've always been a fan
of the family.

But tell me, who are you going to
grovel to, now that the king is dead?

Instead of taking all
this out on me,

why don't you start looking for
whoever pushed Yves into the ravine?

After all these years, you're
still as incompetent as ever.

All right, that's enough.

Get up, you're spending
the night in a cell.

And you can go free

as soon as you remember how
you pushed him down the stairs.

- Careful!
- [handcuffs rattling]

Hey, take it easy!

[buzzer sounds]

[siren wailing]

Hey, there!

- Hello.
- Sorry...

There's something I wanted
to ask you.

Yeah, go ahead.

Is it true
that Mathilde Thorez is here?

I'm not sure, could be.

I mean, you think she's capable
of k*lling the mayor?

Is there evidence against her?

Would you just tell me
if she's here, please?

She's my friend, I'm worried.

She's your friend?

Well, yeah.

And how could you possibly
think she k*lled the mayor?

- She's not strong enough to push him.
- Tell me your name.

Celia.

I'm Manon.

I arrived here six weeks back.

It wasn't my choice,
I didn't want to be here.

I can relate.

Derrick honestly makes
everyone want to leave.

[laughs] You call him Derrick,
too?

He really doesn't seem
to like it. He's Belgian.

I mean, it seems like
he doesn't like anything.

You know him well?

More than I want to.

Thorez is staying
locked up here overnight.

We'll see if she's more
talkative tomorrow.

[engine starting]

Paolo?

- Ah, Teophane, you good?
- Indeed.

This right here is JB,
Winnie's brother.

Great to meet you. Paolo's
told me a lot about you.

It's a pleasure, JB. Paolo,
what's going on? You busy?

Is there a problem?

No, I was hoping you could
take me to the gym if you could.

I have to blow off
a little steam.

You can join me, if you want to.

I'm allowed to bring
a guest with me anytime

and I'm thinking
it might be fun.

Yeah. That sounds great, but
I don't have the clothes for it.

We'll figure it out
when we get there.

- Okay.
- All right, you ready now?

- Ready!
- Okay.

You can finish up, right?

You want me to do all
of this by myself?

He's my boss!

[exhaling]

I appreciate the invite.
That was cool.

Tomorrow's the wedding,
I needed this.

Are you stressed?

Of course, I'm stressed.

Before Winnie, I didn't get why people
would spend so much on one party.

Preparing
for months seemed ridiculous.

Now it doesn't?

- No, I still think it's absurd.
- [scoffs]

Anyway, I'm really glad
to be working for you.

Being a part of your campaign,
at my level

it's amazing.

Reconnecting with you was lucky.

I'm glad to hear it.

[exhales]

No, hang on, stop.

No. Set it back up.

Yikes. Stop, stop. Hold up.

Hang on, stop.
Stop that. Put it back.

- Here, come on.
- What's going on?

Your form's off.
Come towards me, here.

Very good. All right.

- All right, do it?
- Go ahead.

[exhales]

[clicking]

f*cking thing.
Seriously, it won't work?

It's a pain in the butt!

You want me to get someone?

Nah, it's okay, I'll handle it.

Nothing ever works here.

[door opens, closes]

[hip-hop music playing]

♪ Look into my eyes and you
can see my soul, just take a look ♪

♪ Did I lose control or am I
just someone misunderstood? ♪

♪ I've been in my head
like way too heavy lately ♪

♪ Drug free, but life been
crazy, I've been contemplating ♪

♪ Contemplating ♪

- ♪ Frustrated by the losses ♪
- ♪ Losses ♪

♪ I did too much and worked
too hard, I'm sitting here... ♪

Hey, JB, can you hold
this ladder for me?

Yeah, okay.

♪ But truth be told
I feel it deep in my soul ♪

♪ Where my heart will be... ♪

Great, thanks.

Then, let's canvas
and focus on Les Sources, okay?

Talk soon.

Ah.

- Look at all this progress.
- Yeah, Winnie is gonna be stoked.

And will you have any fresh
flowers or...

Two large bouquets
at the buffet.

Sure, but, I mean, the tables

are you gonna leave them
that way?

Yeah, everything's staying as it is.
Winnie spent over six months making them.

- Is that right?
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, f*ck.

What is it?

- What's wrong? Yeah.
- Oh, f*ck, dude.

Yeah, that's a bad tear.

This is my only jacket.
What am I gonna do?

- What do you mean?
- It's my only jacket,

I was gonna wear it tomorrow.

You're working while wearing
your wedding jacket?

Yeah, it's the only one I have.

That's what I'm saying, there
was no other option, and...

- Damn, Winnie will k*ll me, man.
- Yeah, definitely, man.

- Okay.
- I mean, maybe you could...

- I don't know, man, it's bad.
- [line ringing]

Clara! Geraldine.

I'm great, and you, hon?

Yeah, listen, I have an
emergency. Is it okay if I come by?

Awesome. We'll be there!

[gentle music playing]

You can take off your jacket.

They'll be able
to alter it right away for you.

Appreciate it.

Paolo, all right there? Are you
happy? I'm not trying to force you.

No, don't worry. It's just...

Winnie and I picked out
the other one together, so...

Sure, but, I know she'll find you
more elegant in this one. [Laughs]

Just, um

don't lift any weights
before tomorrow.

During the wedding, your
jacket might pop right off. [Laughs]

Geraldine... thanks.

I don't know what we
would've done without you.

Give her a glass of the
sparkling cider tomorrow.

[Géraldine] Yes,
there you go. Great.

And, I have to say
that this fitting

[piano music playing] - it's
been a pleasure for all of us.

Ooh. [Laughs]

[Celia singing]

I'm heading home.

Is there something
I can get you before I go?

A bit of love.

All right, bye.

[singing continues]

[tense music playing]

Okay, so, it's 11:09 p.m.

This is Rue Clemenceau, and we can
see Mathilde Thorez picking up objects.

And here, the lady hands Thorez 20 euros,
which corresponds with her statement.

That was on Rue Moliere,
at 11:20 p.m.

And there she is again



She couldn't reach Houdremont
in four minutes.

No, yeah, it's not possible.

And if I'm being honest, between us,
it would take more, like, 20 minutes.

[door opens, closes]

- Oh my God, that guy's a moron! Yeah.
- Will he leave already? f*ck!

[buzzer sounds]

Go ahead.

Would you like a ride?

Mm-hmm.

Here, I have a helmet.

No, no, no.
I never wear a helmet. Not me.

- [upbeat music playing]
- Be careful, all right?

[all cheering]

[audience cheering]

You're gorgeous.

That's not the suit we picked.

- You like how it fits?
- Where did you get it?

Don't worry, it's a surprise!
Do you like it?

You look really hot. [Laughs]

Winnie!
Can you turn towards us?

- [camera shutter clicking]
- Hang on, I'll frame it better.

[woman] Let's get one like that.

[photographer] Right, with all
the bridesmaids.

[camera shutter clicking]

Dad, you all right?

You look so handsome, son.

- [audience cheering]
- I'm happy for you, kid.

[indistinct chatter]

[church organ music playing]

The Lord is tenderneth,
and beauty,

abundanth, and goodneth.

The Lord is good
in all His ways,

faithful in all that He doth.

Winnie and Paolo

you are about to commit
yourselves to one another.

Do you do so freely
and without conthtraint?

- Yes.
- Yes.

[priest] You will vow fidelity
to one another.

Ith that vow for life?

- Yes. Yes, for life.
- Yes. For life, yes.

Winnie

will you be my wife?

I will.

Will you, Paolo, be my husband?

Yes. Yes, I will.

Winnie,
I take you to be my wife,

and give myself to you.

I will love you faithfully,
throughout our lives together.

[all clapping]

[all cheering]

Congrats, honey!

I love you.

Did you take out cash
to pay the caterer?

Hey. How's it going, man?

Well, seems like everyone likes the venue,
and they like how everything's decorated.

I mean, that's what's
important, isn't it?

Actually, no,
the most important thing is

that you guys are happy, right?

Are you happy? Is this what
you were expecting?

Is this what you guys
were imagining?

- You know?
- Hey, relax. It's perfect.

- You're the best.
- You did well.

[upbeat music playing]

We really should get going.

- No problem, I'm ready.
- Geraldine?

- Yeah.
- How is everything?

Wait a second here...

You're in good shape now.
[laughs]

I'm looking forward to dancing!

That'll be good for us.

- Will you dance, Teo?
- I guess we'll see.

[laughs]

Oh, f*ck!

Well, hello there!

I hope you don't mind me
dropping in. Hi, everyone. Geraldine.

- Edouard.
- It's a pleasure to see you.

Look at that. Congratulations.

I wasn't aware. You just
take it easy. How you doing?

And what exactly do you want?
We're headed out.

I wanted to make an
introduction, I don't know everyone.

My name is Edouard Houdremont,
the previous mayor's grandson.

- Well, hello.
- Teophane.

It is a pleasure to make
your acquaintance.

We haven't had time to chat.

I'm back and forth
between Reims and Paris lately.

- Kind of like you, before you settled here.
- We have to get to a reception.

Sure, no prob.

Just a quick word, if we could.
It's important.

Our current candidate,
Barbelivien, is no longer an option.

He's obviously senile,
and after that fart episode,

[laughs] everything about him
just stinks. No pun intended.

So, I'll be taking over
for my grandfather.

I'm announcing it tomorrow.

Teophane, you've got
a great campaign going.

But you're still having trouble
with branding.

Even with that haircut
and your first name, so...

Right, whereas... everyone
knows exactly who you are.

All I have to say is that I'm
Andre's grandson. That's really it.

But you're probably right,
might need more than that.

So, I'll tell you
what's gonna happen.

Charlotte Pernaud will get tons
of votes.

And we all know
she's the absolute worst,

but there's still
a good chance she'll crush us.

So, either we risk it
and stay divided,

or we become one team.

[laughs] Pardon?

Garini, and the 20 largest
companies in the area are backing me.

I've got my inheritance,
and my family,

and the voters here
are mainly right-leaning.

If we work together,
we can win the first round.

You're actually serious?

Up until now,
youth was your asset.

But now, I'm here.

You'll have to find
something else.

Edouard,

we've listened very carefully,

and we would like to thank you
for your offer. Genuinely.

But you should know that we
would never collaborate with you.

Our platform is solid,
and our support is growing.

You see, Teophane is going
to win the second round.

It really doesn't make a difference
if it's against you or Pernaud.

But, we have a lot going on today,
so I'm kindly asking you to leave.

All right, then.

Yeah, get to your celebration.

But call me
when you've changed your mind.

Right, and you know
the way out, I believe.

Hey, what's going on?
What are you doing?

The ancient farter
is pulling out,

and Houdremont's grandson
is running for him instead.

I know he just wants
to screw us over.

- So that's him?
- Yeah.

f*cking nonsense.
On my wedding day? Man!

That guy is such a d*uche bag.

Freaking n*zi.

Yeah, you're not wrong
about that.

As a teenager, he spent lots
of time with the identitarians.

He's an activist
with the Fleur de Lys,

working with every Union
Defense group in the region.

He won't hesitate at all

to make an offer to Charlotte
Pernaud to join him in the second round.

If we stay on our own,
he'll eat us alive.

Okay.

So what do we do, then?

I think we have to join
the Green Party now.

- Avignon.
- Yeah.

Wait, no.

Yes.

Call Thomas Avignon,
and have him come here. Okay?

I think she's right.

One sec.

What's going on?

We're in deep sh*t.

Houdremont's grandson is
running instead of Barbelivien.

I'm sure that's important,
but I really don't give a sh*t.

I want you to join us.

[door opening] - It's our
wedding day, remember?

Sorry.

[club music playing]

Do you think it's bad champagne?

No. It's fine. Why?

'Cause Winnie's dad came to
tell me it was subpar champagne,

and that the bubbles
are far too aggressive.

But that's expected,
because we paid.

Why tell me this?
What's your point?

I told your father we should
have bought a nice brand.

I knew people
would end up being very rude.

So what? It's too late
to make any changes.

Or maybe you wanna take the car
and buy some at the store?

[siren wailing]

- [music playing faintly]
- [indistinct conversations]

Wow, it's gorgeous in here.

It's a party?

Right.

Would you mind pouring me some?

Sure.

That's so nice.

- All right, there it is.
- Thanks a lot.

- All right, well, cheers.
- Cheers to you, sir.

[chuckles]

Oh, that's really bad. Oh.

- Yeah, you're right, this is terrible.
- See, I told you.

And then the youngest, he was
head-butting all his classmates.

Seriously,
what am I supposed to do?

I'm not gonna yell at him,
he's got his reasons.

At least, he's being tough.

Pardon me.

- Why are you here?
- I'm having a drink.

Well, go drink somewhere else.
Give me that.

I know that Teophane likes you,
but you can't be here, okay?

Please leave right now.

- Go on! Yeah, whatever.
- I'll find my own way out.

[woman] Would you pour me
another glass?

Are you insane?
Did you hear what I said?

- I forgot to bring my wine.
- Yeah? You forgot it? Come on.

- Now, it's time for you to get outta here.
- Hey!

Go on and eat your dead,
you filthy witch!

Eat your dead.

Who was that?

Don't worry. It's just a crazy old
lady. Everyone's so f*cking annoying.

Do you think you can at least
pretend you're having fun?

Good evening. Hey.

- Evening, guys!
- [crowd cheering]

How's everyone doing tonight?
Hey, there!

- [man whistling]
- Thank you.

Thanks a lot. Everyone, please you guys,
come a little closer, feel me, all right?

Come on.
Go ahead, come on now...

All right, and I'd also like the
newlyweds to come forward, too.

Come on, guys,
you could do it. Come on.

There we go.

Now, I wanna hear y'all clap
it up for the lovers, here, okay?

[cheering] -All right!
Let's hear it, go on!

[all cheering]

Don't be scared, guys, don't
worry. Just go ahead and take a seat.

[all cheering]

- Cheers, newlyweds!
- Thank you! All right.

Welcome everyone, to our
version of The Newlywed Game.

Um, with our two exceptional
guests right here,

Paolo and Winnie, welcome!

Okay, for those of you who don't
know the game, it's very simple.

We'll ask our couple a few questions,
and each of their answers have to match.

If Paolo messes up, I swear,
I'm going back to the priest!

[imitates lisp] You mean the priest
who married you just this morning?

JB.

"The Lord ith tenderneth?"

- Am I right?
- Shut up, T.

All right, guys, let's start with
the first question. Here we go.

I want you to tell me the
exact date that you two met.

Piece of cake.

[man whoops]

- So? Winnie?
- February 2nd, 2013.

One point each.

Bonus question.

[laughs] Paolo, would you tell
us where exactly you guys met?

Oh, no!

- No. No!
- What do you mean, "no"?

You have no choice, Paolo.
You have to tell us.

- No, I don't want to.
- The crowd wants to know.

- We know it!
- We wanna know, too!

- It was a sex shop!
- Yeah! Sex shop!

All right, great.

- Yes, we met in a sex shop.
- In a sex shop?

Thank you, guys.

[JB] Okay,
on to the next question.

I just love what you've done
with the space in here!

And your dress is incredible!

- You look gorgeous!
- Thank you.

- Congratulations, Paolo!
- Thanks a lot.

Guys, this is Winnie,
my wife for a few hours now!

- Winnie.
- Good evening.

- Good evening. Congrats!
- Thanks.

You know, Paolo can't stop
talking about you.

[laughs] I feel
like I'm on the campaign.

We're sorry.

Yeah, well, the end
is getting pretty close.

Things will quiet
down after that.

- Hey, Manon, hey.
- Yes?

- What do you need?
- Your brother, Hilario.

He gave beer
to Charlotte's little girl.

You mean the four-year-old?

Yes. I just know he has
some kind of mental issues.

Sure he does.

Can I introduce you to
Teophane Geraldine and Laurence.

- Hey, there.
- Good evening, ma'am.

- Good evening.
- It's a pleasure.

- It's great to meet you.
- Good evening, ma'am, indeed.

- Oh, oh, you're about to pop, aren't you?
- Yes, before we know it!

[gasps]

It's gonna be a baby girl,
isn't it?

That's right.

She'll be here in early June.
Maybe on the 6th, or on the 8th.

- Uh-huh.
- Yes. That's exactly right.

How did you figure that out?

Oh, I can just feel it,
that's all.

Um...

-I should go find Hilario.
-Yeah, you should, Mom. Good idea.

Wow. [Laughs]

We're just gonna bring
her with us for a while!

[upbeat French music playing]

And, so?

How's it going
with the ecologist?

- Yeah, he's on board.
- And that's a good thing?

- Yeah! Yes, it's great news.
- Good news for us then?

Yeah. Well, I guess we'll
have to see about that.

[music continues]

I'm so glad you guys
could be here tonight.

- So are we, really!
- Yes, same here.

And look how handsome he is,
right?

You good?

Let me eat something.
I'll be back.

[upbeat music playing] -
It's just that you look upset...

Honestly, thank you so much.
Thanks.

Here's to you guys!
I'll see you later.

What's the story
about the sex shop?

[both laugh]

- [all cheering]
- [upbeat music playing]

You don't want to dance at all?

- Me, line dancing? No!
- Sure!

No.

No, sorry,
that's way too cringe for me.

Cringe?

No, it's not. Come on, Paolo,
this is a wedding!

At mine, I did the Macarena with my
mother-in-law after the opening toast.

- Yeah? When?
- My wedding?



June 21st, 2022.

It was the first day of summer.
Really lovely, sunny day.

[laughs] Were there lots
of guests?

Four hundred.

- Four hundred?
- Yeah, that's right.

[upbeat music playing]

That's insane, this is the...

This is the song I was obsessed
with as a teen.

Man, come on. Man, come on,
this is your song!

This is your song?

Bro, for real, he listens to this
song on the daily! Let's get it.

Hey, that's crazy.

That's insane, right?

[upbeat music playing]

[door opening]

I'm gonna be heading out,
Mrs. Da Costa.

I'll have the guys start
packing everything up.

And if you'd like, there's a
bunch of desserts in the fridge.

Okay.

So then, were you happy
with everything?

Yup.

Yes, thanks, everything was
great. I'm sorry, I'm just tired.

Okay.

Are you able to pay me?

Of course.

- Sorry, I...
- No, no, it's fine.

It's in Paolo's jacket.
[clears throat]

There you go.

Thank you.

- Have a good night. Bye.
- You too, thanks. Goodbye.

[clatters]

- [door opens]
- Babe!

Babe? There you are.

I'm gonna drop Teophane at
home, and I'll be right back, okay?

Are you serious?

- Twenty minutes, max.
- You can't be driving like this.

- You're drunk, Paolo.
- I'm fine.

Let him figure it out. Can't
somebody else give him a ride?

Yeah, me. Come on,
you won't even notice I'm gone.

- Okay, I love you, all right?
- [door closing]

f*ck!

[both rapping along in French]

- Hey, look out! Watch it, dude!
- No, it's fine, man.

- It's totally fine!
- Be careful! You're a maniac.

Do you have insurance?

- They say "ta" six times.
- No, it's only five!

- Ta-ta ta-ta ta!
- You're right, it is five.

-[humming loudly] Five in total!
-Shh! Stop yelling!

- You gotta be more quiet out here!
- I'm not being loud at all!

- You're beyond too loud!
- [laughs]

Damn, it's beautiful.

f*ck, no way am I puking
in front of you again.

Hey, do you remember that time you
threw up in Cathy Vernon's handbag?

She was yelling at you so bad!

Wow, I was so ashamed
about that. I totally was.

And all of her stuff was ruined.

Her ID card, her calendar,
it was all destroyed.

Yeah, yeah.
How do you remember all that?

You told everybody
at school the next day.

Oh no, no, I never told anybody
about that.

Then I guess Cathy must
have told everybody about it.

No.

Cathy or someone else
had to have said something

to another person
at school and I found out.

'Cause I didn't see
it happen, right? [Laughs]

So, we're buddies now, right?

We're on a first-name basis?
We are, right?

Oh, sure,
and it's time we own it.

And I'm gonna own it all, everything
I'm doing right here and right now.

- [water splashing]
- No!

- Oh, my phone's in here!
- Oh, sorry!

- No, my phone.
- [laughs] I'm sorry!

Oh! [Laughs]

It's all right. Anyway, it
works. Come on, help!

- Help me!
- Yeah, I got you.

No! No!

I mean...

Karma!

[laughs] You started it, man!
You totally started it. Cut it out!

Hey!

[both laughing]

Hey, hey, hey!

Are you serious right now?

You know what time it is?

We're really sorry.
Really, honey.

- [water splashing]
- So annoying.

[sighs] Oh, f*ck!

[drawer opening and closing]

Just turn the light on, I'm up.

Sorry, sorry, sorry!

I'm just giving him clothes.

Yeah. You don't need
to whisper.

Thanks.

Teophane Tolbiac get home safe?

Winnie, I'm really sorry.

Teophane pushed me in the pool
and after that, my phone died.

Sorry, honey, but it was the
first time I partied with him and...

But it wasn't just a party,
Paolo, it was our wedding!

And you decided to spend
your time with him.

Are you even aware?

No...

I was stupid, I'm sorry.

What is Teophane's picture
in your wallet for?

Hang on, I don't understand...

Have you fallen for him?

He gave me his photo because he
needed me to renew his gym card.

What are you saying?
That I'm a f*gg*t?

No.

I mean, I don't know.

[sobs, sniffles]

Why in the hell would you pick
him over me on our wedding night?

So you really think
I'm a f*gg*t?

Paolo!

Paolo!

[sniffles]

[ringing]

Hey, what happened?

I got in a fight with Winnie,
and she kicked me out.

Oh, what was the fight about?

Do you think I could crash here
for the night?

I'm sorry,
if it's a hassle, just say so.

No, no, don't worry about it.

We have a spare bedroom.

Thanks.

I'll grab some sheets for you.

What happened?

- I'll explain tomorrow.
- [thunderclap]

- Is this cool over here?
- Yeah, of course.

- You okay?
- Yeah.