01x07 - Wedding From Hell

[bunniefuu]

Morning.

Everything okay?

I had a bad dream.

What about?

The presentation.

Hey, it'll go great.

I was kind of sitting there,

I opened the shake, and all these
horrible snakes came out. So disgusting.

Crazy, I dreamt
about snakes the other night too.

Because of the wedding.

They came out of the flower arrangements.

The guests screamed.

How, exactly?

When the snakes came out.

How did the guests scream?

-The female guests.
-Like this.

Come here!

-I'll go.
-Yeah.

Hey.

Hey.

I…

The sweater from yesterday.

Julie? Hey.

I have to go.
Shall I make us a quick coffee?

No, no, I'm good.

I'm just dropping off
the sweater I borrowed.

Thanks again for collecting Mica.

Sure. That's what godmothers are for.

-Good luck with the wedding today.
-Thank you.

-Bye.
-Bye.

The figures look okay to me,
but the design needs tightening up.

Okay, so send me
the updated specifications tomorrow.

Good, we'll wrap it up tomorrow, then.

All right. Thank you. Bye.

Good morning, my love. Everything okay?

Everything's just great.

Are you still upset about the art dealer?

The universe knows what it's doing.

You'll get other breaks, Julie.

I'm sure of it.

Maybe I should push back
against the universe.

My ob-gyn told me
about this hormone specialist.

I'm going in to get a referral today.

Will you pick me up after?

I can go along with you.

I'd like that.

Thanks.

SEBASTIAN
Thanks for last night.

When can I see you again?

Leo is completely nuts.

Does he think
I don't know what marriage means?

Weddings make people happy.

I had a great time…

Not him, it seems.

Hello? Anna?

Do I need to send you a text?

Sorry, I'm just a little…

-You had sex.
-What?

That's your sex voice.

-What?
-Who was it?

-Wait, maybe I can tell from your voice.
-Stop it now.

Samu.

Oh, my God, you had sex with Samu
and you're only telling me now?

I feel awful.

Why? Was it sh*t?

No, it was fantastic.

But?

-Paul?
-Oh, yeah, right.

-Will you tell him?
-Yes.

Yes.

-No. I don't know.
-Anna…

I love you more than anything.

I want to hear all about
your Samu-Paul mess.

Yeah.

But this wedding is our ticket
to the Olympus of wedding planners.

We can't screw this up
because of our husbands.

-I'll pull myself together.
-Me too.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Leonardo!

Enough sleeping. Here.

With love from your wife.

You can eat your principles for breakfast.

-What's this about?
-I want principles for breakfast!

You can't eat them, son.

Oh, man!

Are you drawing?

-Hold up. Is that…
-Hey!

What are you doing? That's my art!

-Grandma said we could.
-Yeah!

I have to submit this tomorrow.

Seriously! Ouch.

I'm sorry, dear. Were they important?

Of course!
I've been working on them for ages.

Not a nice feeling, is it?

Are you trying to teach me a lesson?

I'm not trying, I'm doing it.

Leonardo, you have a partner
who loves you.

But if you keep trying

to beat her over the head
with your principles,

without recognizing
how hard she is working, she'll leave.

That's just--

-What is that?
-Your inheritance.

Go buy that wonderful woman flowers
on the most important day of her career.

Get dressed.

Samu?

Hello, stranger.

Hey.

Paul has tried to call you
about a thousand times.



When you first suggested it,

I wondered
why you wanted to come here of all places.

I thought
maybe you wanted to clear your head.

I've done that.

-You haven't.
-Yeah, okay, I'm trying.

I believe you are.

But you've taken
a wrong turn somewhere, Meyer.

You get that, don't you?

Can we talk about it for a minute?

You talk
about things like that beforehand.

You know our rules.

I really don't want to hurt you.

We aren't like that.

But I get the feeling
that this isn't about us anymore.

And that's why I'm out.

I'm sorry.

I lost sight of us.

Thanks.

For being honest.

And for everything else.

You're in love, Meyer.

Do something.

Some people spend their whole lives
looking for it.

Come on, Samu. Pick up!

{\an8}Need the song. NOW.

I think we've done a fantastic job.

-It was mostly you.
-No, us.

And all the money we've put into this.

We'll get double that back.

Now all the hard work
is finally paying off.

The officiant should be here by now.

Relax, Anna.

-Nurmann always comes early.
-He must be nearly here.

-Mr. Nurmann speaking.
-Hello, it's Ms. Weber.

Hi, Ms. Weber. I'm here.

I'm sorry. It's all a bit much right now.

Yes, I'm parked.
I'll be there in a minute. Yes.

-Yes, okay.
-Okay.

Oh, dear.

I do apologize. I didn't see you coming.

And you were going much too fast.

That was a normal speed.

No need to get snitty. What kind
of idiot speeds in a parking lot?

Why isn't there a cycle path here?

Watch where you're going
with that piece of junk.

Thanks to you
and your f*cking gas guzzler,

It won't be going anywhere from now on.

An eco-fascist.

You don't have kids, right?

You're making my kids' lives impossible.

Get lost, will you?

I have to work.
If I didn't, I'd teach you some manners.

You won't get in.
My wife organized this wedding.

There's a strict door policy.
No assholes allowed.

-Your wife?
-Yes.

That's good to know. Enjoy the wedding.

-Just piss off. Idiot.
-Yeah.

Muesli muncher.

sh*t.

-as*h*le!
-Idiot.

sh*t.

Max Shroom is more than just a shake.

Max Shroom isn't just
a drinkable liquid in the fridge.

Max Shroom is a way of life.

Max Shroom is a vibe.

Now you're thinking,
"A vibe as a food product?"

But the vibe
isn't just about the taste or…

-Paul.
-It's actually about…

the feeling.

The feeling that this product conveys.

-It's about associations, about--
-Paul.

What you're doing is really great.

Can we watch the commercial now?

Yes.

But just quickly… Where was I?
Yeah, the vibe. The vibe. Right?

The vibe. It doesn't hit us here.

It affects us holistically.
And also the packaging!

The packaging is--

Stop!

Paul, I want to hear the song immediately.

Yes…

Yes, me too. Yes.

Does this track even exist?

Yeah, no. I mean, sure.
No, no-- Well, it's gotta be…

It should have been here by now.

Oh, God.

He doesn't even know Samu Meyer.

-What a fail.
-I do know Samu Meyer.

I know him. No, no, no, Ms. Jung, hey!

We can communicate this differently.
The layouts are great. The--

-The track does exist!
-Yes, sure. God.

"The track does exist."

SAMU
Sorry for the delay. Long day…

-Nurmann is still not here!
-How long does it take to park?

I'll call again.

Maybe he needs a woman to tell him how.

-Ladies?
-Hey, Lewis.

-What's up?
-Is something up?

What are we waiting for?

Waiting? We're not actually waiting.

Are you kidding me?

It should have started ages ago.

-Just a minute.
-It'll start soon. A couple of minutes.

Did Bina get cold feet?

Bina? No.

She's back there in a breathtaking dress

and she can't wait to marry you.

Okay.

Come on, I'll walk you back to your spot.

Let's go over there.

Play something!

Oh, come on.

Just look at how beautiful it is.

Bella!

Bella!

-Hey, Bina.
-Bella, is something up?

No.

And I'm Anna.

Wow, look at the light.

If we lose that,

the photos will be sh*t.

-Then we might as well call it a day.
-Bina, it will all be beautiful, trust me.

Anna?

Tell me honestly.
Does Lewis want to back out?

What?

No! He loves you,
and he absolutely wants to marry you.

But you know, he's a bit worked up

because he can't wait
for you to join him at the altar.

-Yeah, and what're we waiting for again?
-The officiant.

But he should be here any second.

No, I'm not waiting anymore.

Can't you just find like a monk or someone
to speed this up?

-A monk?
-Yeah, or a nun, so they can marry us.

I don't care which.

Yes. Okay, sure.

I'll go and see
whether I can find a monk or a nun.

Go to your spot and relax.

Hey. You really look
incredibly, incredibly beautiful.

Thank you, Bella.

REGISTRY OFFICE
MS. MÜLLER

Oh, thank God. Hello!

-What?
-What?

-What?
-What?

-Yes, but I think--
-Anna?

Okay.

-No, please wait.
-What is it?

Crap.

-Nurmann's not coming.
-Why not?

He told the office not to send anyone
to our weddings anymore.

What?

-We are so screwed.
-Yes.

It'll just be a moment, please take a seat.

Thanks.

-Thanks for coming along.
-Pleasure.

-Who's next?
-She's already waiting back there.

Thank you.

-Mrs. Veerhoven.
-Yes.

Your referral.

-For you.
-Thank you.

My husband. Dr. Parker.

Nice to meet you.

Likewise.

Yes, you're
in very good hands with Dr. Malin.

Well, then, best of luck.

Thanks a lot.

-You okay?
-Yes.

Shall we go?

Yes.

Paul?

What're you doing here already?

Hey.

You all right?

What about you?

You first.

Long story.

We're stuck
with thousands of euros in costs.

Then there's the fact that
the bride and groom have a huge reach

and will probably make sure
that we never organize another wedding.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, man.

If they've got such a massive reach,

maybe they can also tell Samu
he f*cked up.

He won't answer my calls.

Hey, angel, you're home already.

How lovely.

I went shopping, did the recycling,
cleaned the windows.

Made veggie Bolognese.

If I get you a g*n,
do you think you could sh**t me?

Hey.

What's up?

I don't have the energy
to talk about it anymore.

What was that about Bolognese?

Should I bring you a plate?
To the sofa, just this once?

Yes, please.

At least I've still got your hot a*s.

You'll always have that.

Hey, are you limping?

Class warfare.

This ridiculous big guy

nearly k*lled me with his SUV
just outside your venue.

I was there to apologize
and give you a bunch of flowers.

-The flowers are ruined--
-Leo?

What did the guy look like?

Like I said, a big guy,
gray-blond hair, beard.

And this flashy suit.

Leonardo?

Do you have any idea what you've done?

Sure you're not hungry?

Should I make you some sage tea?

That's sweet of you, but…

thanks.

Hello?

Hello, Ms. Veerhoven?

Yes, speaking.

It's Benoist.

Benoist!

Thank you so much!

Of course, it's a huge responsibility.

The art collector.

Do you know
where the solo exhibition will be held?

Yes? Then let's discuss it now.

Yes, absolutely.

I'm gonna pop out, okay?

Yes. Yes, I'm looking forward to it too.

What's up with you two?

-Nothing.
-Nothing.

Your mother is probably bankrupt.

And your father is probably unemployed.

-How attached are you to your tablet?
-Or your phone?

Having your own room
is overrated anyway, right?

-Totally.
-Can you two please stop being weird?

What shall we do?
We can't eat ice cream all day.

I can.

The last time you did that,
you puked in your sandals.

That was one time,
when I was eight on vacation in Alicante.

It was so gross.

What's the best vacation we've had?

-Disneyland.
-No.

-When we camped in the yard for a week.
-Yeah. That was really great too.

-I need a vacation.
-Me too.

Do you really not have jobs now?

We'll manage.

Sebastian!

Valentin.

Do you always work so late?

What are you doing here?

I wasn't honest, and I'm very sorry.

When we met,

I didn't know how to handle it.

My family has very specific expectations.

And this…

wasn't ever an option for me.

You don't need to explain.

I've been where you are now.

I understand it well.

But for me, taking a step toward you

would also mean taking a step
away from myself.

And that's a real shame.

Take care, Valentin.

I wish we had done this for my birthday.

Mica, I'm so sorry about how that went.

I mean, sorry for trying
to turn your birthday into my birthday.

Mom, that's really totally okay.

Yeah?

Would it be mean of me
to break up with Claudio?

Why do you want to break up?

I think I'm in love with someone else.

But I don't know what to say to Claudio.

We've been together since seventh grade

and I still like him, just not like that.

If you're only with him
because you don't want to hurt him,

-then that's not fair.
-Yeah.

He doesn't deserve that,
and neither do you.

Feelings just change,
even if you don't want them to.

That's completely normal.

It's just important to be honest,
and not hold on to something

if you don't feel it anymore,
if it doesn't feel right anymore.

It doesn't mean that everything was
bad before or didn't mean anything.

It just means that things change.

And that's okay.

That's really okay.

Okay?

Selfie!

Now? Okay.

-Should I?
-Yeah.

So, ready?

Three, two, one.

-And?
-Yeah.

-Good?
-Super.

-Yeah.
-Good night.

-Good night.
-Sleep well, love.

Good night.

SAMU: Since our night together
all I can think of is you!