-[crowd cheering]
-[heavy breathing]
[tense music playing]
[crowd cheering, shouting]
[Robert] You got it, Kama. You got this!
-[high-pitched tone]
-You have her now. You can take her.
[Karol] Kama!
[high-pitched tone]
[Karol] Give it to Kama.
Right now.
YOU HAVE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU!
[whistle blows]
[Robert] Focus.
Listen to me. This is important, okay?
Remain calm. Am I clear?
Can you do that?
[Kama exhales]
Okay, go for her legs.
Her legs.
[crowd cheering]
[Kama breathes deeply]
[woman] Come on!
[referee] Ready?
Ready?
-[bell rings]
-Fight!
-[Paweł] Settle down. Guys, relax.
-[Jaś whining]
[Paweł] Mia, honey, please.
I love you both, but listen.
[Mia] No! If something happens to her,
it's your fault!
[Paweł] Don't do that, Mia!
Hey, come here!
-[Jaś crying]
-[Paweł] Come back!
-Get in bed! Not here! In bed! Let's go!
-[door slams]
-[Mia] Leave me alone! Come on!
-[Paweł] Unlock this door right now, Mia!
-[Mia] Leave us alone!
-Don't you talk to me like that.
Open this door, please.
-[knocking at door]
-Now!
[knocking continues]
-Kama's gonna be angry. Open this door!
-[Jaś] Why isn't it working?
There's no reception. It won't connect!
Mia, do something!
-Leave us alone!
-[Paweł] I'll break down this door.
You'll both be in really big trouble!
Stop it!
[Robert] Move up!
-[crowd cheering]
-[both grunting]
[man shouting indistinctly]
[Robert] Spin out, Kama! Grab it!
[man shouting indistinctly]
[Robert] That's it, that's it!
You got this! That's right!
Pull that arm!
Pull it!
To the fence!
Get her by the fence!
Good! Watch your head, Kama!
-Finish the hold!
-[Marcin] Yeah!
[man shouting indistinctly]
[high-pitched tone]
-[high-pitched tone continues]
-[Kama breathing heavily]
-[high-pitched tone continues]
-[Kama breathing heavily]
Yes! Yes!
[TV announcer] First real chance
to end it all.
[Jaś] What's going on, Mama?
[high-pitched tone]
-[Kama panting]
-[thumping echoes]
[crowd booing]
[man 1] Kama!
Kama!
[crowd whistling]
[man 1] Kama!
[crowd cheering]
[muffled breathing]
[melancholy music playing]
[cheering fades]
[Kama whimpers]
Ladies and gentlemen!
Referee Thierry Moreau
has stopped the contest
at three minutes and 21 seconds
of the second round,
declaring a winner by submission
and still undefeated
Bantamweight Champion of the World!
Thérèse
"Guillotine"
Saigner!
-[hip-hop music playing]
-[crowd cheering]
[music continues on laptop]
[music stops]
Hela?
[knocking on door]
Mom?
Mom, I'm sorry I snapped at you both,
but I needed to finish something.
Are we ready for bed?
Come on. Grandma needs her rest.
Hela, let's go. It's time.
[Jerzy's mom's voice] f*ck off. f*ck off.
-What?
-[Jerzy's mom's voice] f*ck off!
[Jerzy] Did you record that, Mom?
Yeah. It's time for her to learn
how to express her emotions with words.
-[Hela laughing]
-[Jerzy's mom's voice] a*s!
f*ck off!
-[Hela] f*ck… f*ck off!
-a*s, a*s, a*s!
[Jerzy's mom's voice] a*s!
Mom, please.
-[Jerzy's mom's voice] sh*t!
-[Jerzy's mom] sh*t.
-[Jerzy's mom's voice] f*ck off!
-[both laugh]
-[Hela] a*s!
-[Jerzy's mom's voice] sh*t!
-And f*ck!
-No, no. Done.
-sh*t, f*ck. sh*t, f*ck. a*s. sh*t, f*ck.
-That's enough. Hela, that's enough.
-[Jerzy's mom] Put Grandma's sock on.
-[Jerzy] Yes, let's put Grandma's sock on.
-[Jerzy's mom] a*s. [laughs]
-[Jerzy] Mom.
-Warm enough?
-[Michał] I'm fine, Mom.
I'll be right back.
[car door closes]
[Cueball] She tapped out way too soon.
Oh, man, that was unwatchable.
[waitress] True, but Saigner
was perfect though.
[man 2] Barska lost the fight
before it even started.
[Iga] Everything okay with you?
Poor Kama.
She's a tough one.
She'll recover.
Well, goodbye.
Goodbye.
Sorry.
No. That's okay.
No, it isn't, really. [chuckles]
[sighs]
It seems you do… a lot for charity.
And I'm a mess,
but I'm fine on my own. Right?
Tatiana, listen.
[sighs] You have no need for a savior.
You're strong.
You'll figure it out.
And I, well…
I'm looking for love.
[wistful music playing]
A real, genuine love.
[Maciek] Come on. Turn it off.
[music fades]
It's over.
[Maciek exhales deeply]
[grunts]
I knew it. You don't love me anymore.
I don't.
[breathes deeply]
So, yeah, well…
You obviously needed someone
you could lean on.
That's not what this is about.
I won't be with you
or with him.
I want to…
No.
I need to know what it's like
to stand on my own.
For the first time,
it's me who needs help, not you.
And now you're turning your back on me.
You're the father of my children.
We are family forever.
And how do you imagine this'll work?
I'll just live in the guest room?
No.
I hoped you might live with your brother
in Katowice.
We spoke.
I brought up the idea to him.
He says it's fine.
You've thought of everything.
Okay, then.
[soft piano music playing]
What are you gonna tell Franek?
THE MOTHERS OF PENGUINS
[door closes]
[music fades]
[Ula] We'll stay in touch, okay?
[officer] Let's go.
[dog whining]
I spell it.
[door closes]
[Miss Ania] Where's Urszula?
[Jerzy] Good morning.
She's on vacation. Still.
And besides,
diagnostic tests are my department.
This is why I was called in, so here I am.
[sighs] "Complete the sentence."
"In the pyramid… found various artifacts."
"Then he analyzed and examined them."
And the choices are…
"A. Archaeologist."
"B. Carpenter. C. Doctor."
Jan Barski-Gwizdała
opted for his own answer.
"Thief."
Well, that just proves that he has
highly advanced
critical thinking development. Am I right?
Jerzy.
[inhales deeply]
You probably realize
this is a complete failure.
These tests are insane.
They're stupid and limiting.
And illogical.
Your department must know
that the challenges for our children
lie elsewhere.
The system will not bend
to the capabilities of your children.
What happens when they finish Pole?
Will you build a high school for them?
Then what?
-The University of Jerzy Lejman?
-Why not?
I'm curious.
I kept thinking that your plan was
to prove to the entire community
that Hela can thrive in a school setting.
But now I wonder if from the start,
this was all about you.
You will never understand a damn thing
because you don't have children.
Miss Ania?
I'm sorry, did I say something wrong?
[breathes deeply]
[exhales]
I'm not able to conceive.
I can't have kids.
My husband and I, for years now,
we've been doing this in vitro.
-So, uh…
-You poor thing.
-Here you go.
-Take them away from me. I am not crying.
I understand.
The pressure you're feeling
is very intense.
But you're right. Thank you.
For what?
For the truth.
I won't stop or give up on this,
but we need your help.
[Miss Ania sobs gently]
Please.
I can give you some time.
Until the end of the year.
And the tests will need to be retaken.
Of course. Thank you.
They can take them again.
[Christmas music playing on radio]
GREAT EXPECTATIONS, GREATER DISAPPOINTMENT
A FIGHT WITHOUT FIGHTING.
BARSKA TAPED OUT A FAILURE
SHE'S HIT THE SPORTS ROCK BOTTOM
THE END OF KAMILA "LYNX" BARSKA?
[Maks] Mommy's here. Come on.
-You can leave Scooter inside.
-[driver] Thanks, bye.
-Hey, Mama!
-[Kama] Hey!
-There he is.
-Great synchronization!
Yeah, synchronization!
Dad is so lame.
He didn't watch the fight
because Iwona didn't want to.
Have you been crying?
Of course, my tears of happiness
that I finally get to see you.
Can I have the keys?
Absolutely.
[keys jingle]
-Thank you!
-You got it.
-Thanks for bringing him here.
-[Jaś] I'll tell you a joke in a minute!
-Kama. What's going on?
-[door closes]
What do you mean?
Paweł came back early.
He dropped off Jaś unannounced yesterday.
And your fight. What happened?
[Jaś] Why does Scooter
like computer games?
Huh. I don't know. Why?
Because rats like mice!
Wow! That's a good one.
Who taught you that?
Mia.
It's simple.
You just need a word
that has two different meanings.
And then you use it in a funny way.
They aren't here.
They went out somewhere?
[Kama sighs]
Okay, listen.
[Kama sighs]
Paweł and Mia have moved out.
-What?
-[melancholy music playing]
Hey, hey, hey. It's okay. Jaś, come here.
I'm okay. I'm okay.
Calm down, it's gonna be okay.
Calm down, calm down.
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
-I promise you this.
-I'm okay.
I'll do everything in my power
to bring them back.
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
-Hey.
-I'm okay. I'm okay.
[Kama] We are hard-boiled eggs.
[Jaś] I'm okay. I'm okay.
We stand firm on our legs.
As you gentlemen can see,
it gets a lot of natural light.
Mm, two bedrooms,
living room, full kitchen.
Here's the first bathroom.
The second is a full bath
behind the walk-in closet.
So?
What do you think?
It's very nice.
What's the rent?
Uh, well, like I told Jerzy,
it's 8,000 a month.
[Robert] Mm-hmm.
Let me check on that.
The owners might lower it a little bit.
You still have to factor in
the utility bill though.
Of course.
[sighs] Yeah, so, you both should talk.
I'll be outside.
-[Jerzy] Mm-hmm.
-Mm.
Thank you.
[Robert exhales]
What do you think?
[Robert] It's pretty nice.
I'm sorry it took so long.
I was so focused on making everyone think
that I'm doing great with the school
and the curriculum,
and I forgot about my love.
I'm very sorry.
I was forgetting the person who loves me
the way that I am.
That's sweet of you.
I mean it, my love. No one believes in me.
Oh, come on.
[tender music playing]
Hmm. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, my love. I really am.
Shut up.
It's also my fault.
I don't set boundaries.
Not with Kama or with you.
But now, I have to strongly object.
This place costs too much.
-Mm-hmm.
-Mm?
-Mm-hmm.
-All good?
Good.
-Okay.
-Very good.
[Paweł] Harder. The front. Good. Harder.
[pensive music playing]
[Paweł] The other side.
Good, front.
-[woman 1] Hey, Kama! It'll be fine.
-[woman 2] It'll get better. You'll see.
[Paweł] Harder.
More.
Harder.
That's very good.
Stop. That's it. The bag. Now.
-[man 1] Hey, lose today, win tomorrow.
-Just move.
Hi.
Do you have a minute to talk?
[music fades]
[locker door opens]
I forfeited the fight, didn't I?
I'm feeling fine, Paweł.
[key jingle]
No, wait, Paweł. I…
I'm really sorry for all of it.
But it was my career,
and it had to be my decision.
No.
It should have been our decision
if you want us to be together.
You even think about what I might think
or how I feel?
From now on, you and I are
gonna make all decisions together.
I promise you that.
-And maybe, I was hoping that we might--
-Kama.
No.
Mia… will never forgive me
for putting you at risk.
[woman] It's all confirmed.
in your primary account.
A transfer from the Chojeckis.
For the purchase of your former home
by notary deed, number 1003/475.
That's correct.
This amount here
should be transferred
to finish paying off the mortgage.
[woman] Of course.
And before we're finished,
I wanna do one more thing.
This transfer.
WE'RE HERE SO YOUR CAPITAL CAN SOAR
Mother of Penguins Foundation.
Yeah.
How much would you like?
[pensive music playing]
And to the account of Maciek Wojtal, add…
[woman] Mm-hmm.
…100,000.
His account numbers are
in the transfer history.
[woman] Of course.
[Jola] ♪ Have a good day, children ♪
[children] ♪ Have a good day, teacher ♪
[Jola] Wonderful, thank you all.
Remember to put everything away.
Hey, babe.
Babe?
[Michał] Hmm?
It's a saying.
Expression.
You know how it is.
Oh, fine. Never mind.
So how are you doing?
Life is awful.
Yeah.
No doubt about that.
Although… I've seen you've been having
a difficult time lately.
So I got you something.
Something for me?
Yeah. In my bag.
Okay.
In the main pocket.
[indistinct chattering]
Wow.
Thank you.
It looks great on you.
[tender music playing]
-You think?
-Sure.
But you always look great.
I really like you a lot.
There's something important
I wanna ask you.
Can I take you on a date?
[Mia] I'm sorry.
But relationships right now,
they're the last thing on my mind.
No problem.
Give it to someone else, okay?
Sorry.
[distant laughter]
[Jaś] Hi.
Oh. Whoa, speed demon.
[Kama] Wow.
[Jaś] Wow!
[Kama sighs]
[inhales deeply]
[exhales]
[sniffling]
[melancholy music playing]
Mia?
I stole them from you.
I'm sorry.
[Kama] I'm the one who should be sorry
that you were so worried about me.
It's really important that you know
that your dad was absolutely not involved
with any of this.
I lied to him.
I made the decision to fight on my own.
You understand?
[music fades]
So will you get back together?
I have no idea. I wish I knew.
Does it hurt?
Yeah. A little bit.
What would really make me feel
so much better is if we… all of us,
Mia…
Jaś, and Kama could be teammates.
Sound good?
So a team?
Yeah!
And besides, I owe you a training session.
Yeah?
Fight! Fight! Fight!
-Turn your hip. Move, move.
-[Jaś] Very aggressive start from Barska!
This might be
the toughest battle of her career.
What a move! Oh, strong move! Stankiewicz!
Kick. Kick me harder.
That's great. That's it.
It doesn't appear that either fighter
is giving in!
Push it.
Whoa! Someone forgot to protect her legs.
Takedown, takedown…
[Jaś] And Barska wins,
ladies and gentlemen!
[Kama] You can't escape that easily!
[Kama laughs]
Tola?
I wanna have a takedown.
-Wait, a takedown?
-[Jaś] Takedown!
Okay, but do you really think
you have the guts though?
Stand right over here.
[whimsical music playing]
[Kama] Here comes the takedown!
Relax your leg.
-Takedown!
-Yeah!
[Tola] Takedown!
-No, stop. What are--
-[girl 1] I want a takedown too! I'm next!
Excuse me, but you… Stop.
What is this?
You can't be on the special mat in shoes?
So move off the mat. Get off the mat!
Except for Krysia. She gets an exception.
But the rest of you take off your shoes
and get back on the mat.
If you want to learn to fly,
then you must be able to fall down.
Does that make sense?
You guys can come on over
if you aren't wearing shoes.
One. Two. Three… fall!
Make yourself look like an egg!
You guys, come on! Okay, back up!
Krysia, count. One, two, three, fall!
Fall!
-Great job, Tola! Again!
-[boy 1] Whoa.
-[Kama] One, two, three!
-[children] One, two, three!
-Fall!
-[children exclaim]
[Mia] One…
[children] Two, three, fall!
[laughter]
[Mia] One…
[children] Two, three, fall!
[laughter]
[children] One, two, three, fall!
[children] One, two, three…
[TV host] From my point of view,
an athlete's downfall
is just as intriguing
as their rise to success.
Do you feel defeated?
Yes, I do. I feel defeated.
In many ways, not just in the cage.
[TV host] What do you mean?
Well, this was my last fight, and I feel
sorry and ashamed
that I went out like I did.
Not how I wanted it, for sure.
But there's no one else to blame
but myself.
So are you telling us right now
that your fighting career is over?
Mm, yeah.
Uh…
I have to leave all contact sports behind…
and this is due to health reasons.
I found it extremely difficult
to get over this chance of a lifetime.
Mm, you know I've dreamt of the belt
for many years now.
In the end, I've lost even more
than just the chance at the belt.
I made a few wrong decisions,
which I regret. Very much.
They affect me and my… family.
Things should have been different.
[TV host] So what's next?
[breathes deeply]
[Franek] One hundred forty.
One hundred sixty…
What are you doing?
I talked to Dad.
I asked him what's the cost
of a train ticket to see him.
My uncle can pick me up at the station.
I know it's been hard for you.
But everything's gonna work out.
You'll see.
Can you look at me?
Your dad and I love you very much.
We'll do everything in our power
to make you happy.
Then make up with Dad
so he can move in with us again.
Well, unfortunately, that's not possible.
But I'll promise you this.
I'll be a better mom to you.
[poignant music playing]
I know that because of the difficulties
we face with Tola,
maybe you feel that…
I'm not here for you enough.
Is that right?
[Franek sighs]
[notification tone]
MOM:
IN EGYPT
[Franek] What's this?
[Ula] I can't afford the Maldives.
But you and your father can go to Egypt.
Just the two of you.
As soon as he's able to travel.
I love you so much.
-Thank you so much. That was great.
-Thanks.
[Kama sighs]
[producer] Thank you.
[Kama sighs]
[phone line ringing]
Hey, Ula.
Oh, hey, Kama.
We got the money you sent.
It's way too much.
You didn't have to do that.
I said I'd cover the school
for another semester, and I meant it.
-I made mistakes…
-Wait. Any…
Anyone can make a mistake. It's fine.
Okay, well, thank you for saying that.
I was hoping
to call a meeting of the board. You free?
Of course.
Uh, yeah.
[Grażyna] Yes, hand me that.
Goodbye.
[Grażyna] Thank you. So…
[child cries]
-[Grażyna] Give it here. I'll move it.
-[Ula] Wait.
[Grażyna] I said give it to Grandma.
KITCH
[Ula] Wait, where was it?
What's up this time?
-[Ula] Here.
-[Grażyna] Don't open that! I packed it.
Not too flashy.
Hey, Mom.
Everything will work out. I'm sure of it.
[Ula exhales sharply]
-[Grażyna] Hand me that.
-[child cries]
I'm back.
Give that to Grandma.
-[exhales]
-[Kama] So? What do you think?
I'm not sure.
A martial arts school for kids?
This came out of nowhere.
You surprised me, and honestly, all of us.
We have to think about it because, well…
Because?
Think about what? It basically solves
all of the school's financial problems.
[Ula] I don't know. Mm…
Getting students back is top priority.
We need our certification first.
-You know that's most important.
-Ula, I get it.
Yes.
One doesn't exclude the other.
[Ula] Maybe. We'll circle back to that.
And so my big question is,
what role do you picture for me here?
Mm.
We've talked it over.
And we've agreed… all of us.
Next term, for obvious reasons,
Jerzy will be our principal.
Jerzy?
Yes, but we thought there's
another position you'd be great for.
Another position?
[Jerzy] The head of PR.
You'd handle all our events and ba*ls,
and you'd organize social media.
You're amazing at it.
That's all I am to you?
No, of course not.
You have a lot going on in your life.
-Right.
-It's just temporary.
Thank you for your time.
I resign from the board.
Ula…
Kama, I know you're bored
and seeking a job now that you retired.
But this school is all about the penguins.
They are why we started this foundation.
Now it seems that you three
have forgotten all about that.
Hey!
Ula!
Ula!
[melancholy music playing]
[Jerzy] Ula, stop!
Please don't leave.
We have to keep Pole alive.
Hela has nowhere else to go.
I hear you.
[music fades]
[record tone]
I am forced to leave
the place I created from scratch.
It was mine.
So it turns out
that passion and dedication
simply aren't enough.
And our peng…
[sobs]
-It's too much.
-[knocking at window]
It's our principal. Welcome back. Hello.
I'm out.
Coffee?
[Tatiana] Michał.
I've been calling you.
Michał!
[video game sounds playing loudly]
Hey, turn it down.
-[TV beeping]
-[volume lowers]
So what did Mia say?
She turned me down.
I was also recently turned down.
That's not true. Tom has a crush on you.
Unfortunately,
sometimes we fall for someone
who doesn't have feelings for us back.
I think nobody wants me.
Oh, come on.
Someone will fall
for those beautiful eyes.
And your intelligence.
And your wit.
Oh, please.
You know I learn from you?
I'm now talking about my feelings
because of you.
Don't push it.
I'm begging you.
Okay, fine.
Maybe I could hug you?
For three seconds only.
Can we play together?
Nah, I'm done.
I just blew away a ton of n*zi zombies.
Although, if you want,
maybe we could race?
Okay.
-Which button do I press?
-[laughs]
Oh, Mom, Mom, Mom.
[children singing] ♪ Silent night ♪
♪ Holy night ♪
♪ All is calm ♪
♪ All is bright ♪
♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
♪ Mother and Child ♪
♪ Holy Infant ♪
♪ So tender and mild ♪
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
[parent 1] Bravo!
We only know the first verse for now.
We still have time.
[parent 2] Bravo!
[screams happily]
[Jola] Thank you.
[clapping subsides]
[Kama] When I see all of us here together,
I think, wow.
This was a tough semester for us.
And it felt like the ice cap on our Pole
was melting sometimes.
[child] Aw.
[Kama] But you know what?
-We're still here.
-[Krysia] Bravo!
[Kama] Bravo indeed!
[all cheering]
[Krysia whoops]
[Kama] And we'll keep moving forward
with strength and wisdom.
And I am pleased to announce
that we are ready for a new chapter.
So starting next semester,
our school will also establish and run
an inclusive school for martial arts.
[parent 3] Bravo!
[Kama] Thank you.
And it will be free for our children!
-[Jola] Amazing!
-Amazing! MMA!
[Kama] The classes will be held
in the afternoon in the SI room.
And a percentage of the money we take
in class tuition will immediately benefit
the Pole Foundation.
We do have more big news to share,
and we're very excited.
Starting next semester,
the Pole will have a brand-new principal.
It's someone with a huge heart
and a ton of faith in inclusive education.
I know you'll love him
just as much as I do.
Please welcome Jerzy Lejman!
[parent 4] What?
-[parent 5] Bravo!
-Excuse me, please. Excuse me.
Let's give it up
for our brand-new principal! Bravo!
[woman] Oh, her headband fell off.
[Jerzy] Thank you.
Ula apologized to us already.
Yeah, and she was certainly generous.
[Terenia] We always had hot soup,
at least.
Okay. Uh, well…
[Jola] We've also prepared
"O Little Town of Bethlehem."
That's great. Shall we hear it?
[child] ♪ O little town of… ♪
[in Polish] ♪ I believe in angels
And I have a dream ♪
[Jola in English] That's a different song
about angels, but it could come in handy.
[in Polish] ♪ I believe in angels
And I have a dream ♪
[Jola in English] Krysia.
-[child 2] I'm the angel.
-[Jola] Okay, sweetie.
So let's, um…
[accordion music playing]
[man 1] Goodbye, Jerzy.
Have a great holiday.
Yeah, you too.
♪ Silent night… ♪
Don't stress out, okay?
They'll get used to it.
Come.
-[in German] Bye.
-Bye.
[Grzesiek in English]
Tatiana, this… is Lisa.
Tatiana.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-[Tatiana] Michał?
-[Iga] That's right.
And where is your baby?
Uh, with her grandmother.
-[Michał in German]. Hello.
-[Lisa in English] Hello.
Your present.
[in German] Thanks.
[in English] At home, we'll open more.
[phone ringing]
[in German] Excuse me.
[Grzesiek in English] So tell me.
How did it go with Mia?
Not well.
Don't worry about it.
That's how it is with women.
I hit on your mom three times
before she finally agreed
to go out with me.
Unfortunately, she did.
[chuckles]
It's time to go home.
You ready?
-I love you.
-I love you too.
And make sure you have some fun there.
I will.
Thanks.
[Grzesiek] Any plans for Christmas?
Yeah, I have plans.
[Grzesiek] Okay, have fun.
Okay, bye.
-[parent 6] Goodbye.
-Goodbye, thank you.
I guess you two
rarely spend any time apart?
It's the first time.
[Christmas music playing on radio]
Do you think that Santa got my letter?
What letter?
The one I left on my windowsill.
[Kama] Mm-hmm. Hmm.
[Jaś] I guess I could've sent it
by the mail.
Maybe you can
find his mailing address online.
-And what did you ask him?
-None of your business.
Oh, wow. I wasn't aware
we kept secrets from each other.
You have to sometimes.
So why didn't Mia come to the party?
She went to the ocean with her dad
to see her grandmother.
[Jerzy's mom] I got something for you!
Present! Present!
Give it to Daddy.
What does this mean?
We'll buy something smaller for me
on the ground floor.
That's what I want.
-Ma!
-No, no, no, no, no!
-Thank you.
-Ah!
No. That's enough!
-[Hela, Jerzy laughing]
-[Jerzy's mom] I've had enough of this.
[child 1 in Polish]
The nethers of penguins.
[child 2 in Polish] Sing.
[children in Polish] ♪ Silent night ♪
♪ Holy night ♪
♪ Darkness flies ♪
♪ All is light ♪
[child 3] Sandwich.
♪ Shepherds hear ♪
♪ The angels sing ♪
♪ Hallelujah… ♪
[Grażyna in English]
Bring the box. Yes, that one!
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you.
So you take the rolling pin, like this.
You wanna try?
-There.
-[Ula] Franek!
[Grażyna] I told you you'd burn it.
Of course you did.
And it's burned now.
[Ula] Could you turn it off?
[Grażyna] Good job, Tola.
[Ula sighs]
Thank you. You're welcome.
[children in Polish]
♪ Radiant beams from Thy holy face ♪
♪ With the dawn of redeeming grace ♪
♪ Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth ♪
♪ Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth ♪
[music fades]
[Karol in English]
"World Champion of Overgrown Ambition."
It's just for a handful of fathers.
Wow. I always dreamed of a gold medal
in this family.
Hey, Jaś.
This is for you.
-Here.
-But why would Santa give me this?
Hey, it's the largest g*n
in their catalog.
It has a range up to 25 meters
and an automatic launcher.
This is for you.
-What's this?
-It's an anti-depression lamp.
Are you crazy?
Mm. It helped me out to get over Ula.
Wow, Santa got my letter!
Where can I put it?
[Kama] Wherever you want.
And if you'd rather put it in your room
at your dad and Iwona's place, fine.
No, everyone over there
just talks about the new baby.
And they won't let me take Scooter
out of his cage.
I wanna stay with you.
[doorbell rings]
Who's that?
[Karol] Probably some carolers.
-I got it.
-I'll get it!
[Karol] No, wait.
I have a better idea. Come with me.
[Jaś] Okay.
Are we taking it out of the box?
[Kama] Mom?
Oh my God. I was convinced I'd be late.
Took me three whole flights to get here.
I imagined spending Christmas
in the terminal.
That would be a shame.
[Kama] I thought
you and Roman weren't coming back
until after New Year's. What's happening?
That was the plan,
but you know how quickly things change.
-You know.
-[Kama] What do you mean?
In the middle of the damn jungle,
imagine my surprise.
We were tripping on ayahuasca.
It was incredibly amazing and… mystical.
Mom, what--
That big sky above us was breathtaking.
We were both on the ground, holding hands.
I vomited. He let it out the other way.
And the very next day,
he mentioned he had a vision.
He met a spirit coyote.
They talked, and that coyote convinced him
we weren't in love.
No surprise to me, of course.
[Karol] And fire!
What is this?
[Jaś] Grandma!
A miracle.
[indistinct chattering]
[notification tone]
WE'RE MOVING OUR KID TO URSZULA
RESIGNATION
RESIGNATION FROM THE NEXT SEMESTER
[notification tones continue]
[Paweł] Seven. Eight.
Nine. Even it out. And boom.
-…to see if our order has arrived?
-[Paweł] I'm letting go. Again.
-It arrived.
-Sure it did.
Hey!
-Hey, champ. What's going on?
-[Mia] Hey!
Hey!
[Paweł] Let me take a look at you.
Hug me tighter.
[Mia] I was showing Dad
our new training center.
[Kama] Mm.
[Jaś] I'll count.
It's a great idea. The MMA school.
[Jaś] Five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten, eleven, twelve…
We should go, Jaś.
Come on. It's time for class.
We don't wanna be late.
[Jaś] That's right. We can't be late!
I'll help you close it.
Jeez, Mia!
[gentle music playing]
Next up, we're putting in punching bags.
Did you buy bands too? Resistance bands?
Of course.
You could also use a… a training dummy.
You know, to practice strangles
and submission holds.
Well, if I have time, I'll think about it.
[Paweł chuckles]
-Have you hired your training staff?
-[Jerzy] Kama!
Kama!
-Kama!
-Hey.
You won't believe this.
Almost all of the parents
are withdrawing their kids.
Ula's convincing them to leave.
She did what?
She… She's opening a new school with Jola.
-[Kama] What?
-See for yourself.
♪ And we don't even care about
What they say ♪
♪ 'Cause it's ya-ya, ya-ya
Blah-blah, blah-blah ♪
♪ All we ever hear from you is
Blah, blah, blah ♪
♪ So, all we ever do is go ya, ya, ya ♪
♪ And we don't even care about
What they say ♪
♪ 'Cause it's ya-ya, ya-ya
Blah-blah, blah-blah ♪
♪ All we ever hear from you is
Blah, blah, blah… ♪
[music fades]
[lively intriguing music playing]
[music fades]
[ethereal music playing]
[music fades]
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