Sex and Breakfast (2007)

[bunniefuu]

I'll be right back.

[door closes]

[girl moaning]

(guy)

I don't know if you get this.

I mean, I do.

It could just be me, though.

What?

Well, after sex I get this moment of clarity.

It's like five minutes

where I see the world

from a peaceful place.

I'm not anxious.

I'm not angry.

Not horny.

I just know

what's important.

That's all

that's important.

Do you ever

get that?

Wow.

Not every time.

I have.

I definitely know

what you're talking

about.

You get it

every time?

Yeah. You don't

feel that now?

Maybe a little.

If you have it

right now, tell me

what's important.

p*ssy.

Lots of it.

James.

You. I love you.

I love you too.

You're the girl

for me, Heather.

I know it.

You do?

Yeah.

Look. I just want

you to know that.

I'll do anything

to make this

work for us.

Me, too.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I guess it's good

we have this on tape.

Go back to bed.

It's cool.

I'm hungry.

I'm gonna

get a snack.

You want some?

No, thanks.

I'm fine.

Why'd you do that?

Ellis.

What?

Why'd you do that?

Do what?

Embarrass me

like that?

Embarrass you?

I'm getting

leftovers.

The invitation would

have been nice, though.

I thought you

were tired, okay?

I didn't wanna

pressure you.

You want this?

What is it?

It's, um, beef

and broccoli.

No.

Eat me, Renee.

Eat me. I'm so

delicious.

I'll be gross

and a waste of

money tomorrow.

Please?

Okay. I'll take it.

What do you mean

"pressure me"?

You seemed tired.

Well, ask me next

time. Just go solo.

It's okay.

I do.

Really?

Yep. I'm not

dead, you know.

Okay.

Me, either.

Good.

When do

you do it?

Constantly.

Seriously.

How often?

A few times a week.

Where?

I don't know.

Wherever.

What about you?

Sometimes.

[The Oranges Band sing

Ride the Nuclear Wave]

Oh, sh*t!

[thump]

Oh, sh*t!

sh*t.

Argh!

It makes me nervous

when you do that

when I'm driving.

It'll only take

a second.

Yeah, but if I stop

short and that pencil

goes in your eye,

it'd be terrible.

Like blood and eye

juice everywhere.

Gross.

That's what

I'm saying.

Would you still

love me?

Yes.

What if there was

a pencil permanently

sticking out of my eye?

Sure.

When you got

close to me, it sprayed

eyeball juice all over you.

Could you learn to

aim it and use it as a

weapon on our enemies?

'Cause if you

could do that,

I'd be interested.

Yeah. I could

do that.

You think I should

grow a beard?

No.

I'm not that

hairy. Am l?

I don't know.

You're f*cking

with me 'cause of

that thing my mom said.

Maybe she

has a point.

Hey, I'm not waxing

my legs, okay?

I'm happy with the

amount of hair I have,

and I don't need

to do anything

to thin it out.

Mh-mh.

It's all my

f*cking testosterone.

That's right, baby.

(Heather)

See, you don't

trust me.

I trust you.

It's just what

you're saying is bull.

It's not bull.

It's well documented.

Then let me

see the paperwork.

Well, I don't

have it on me.

Look, I'm related

to Pocahontas. She had

a kid with John Smith.

That kid is my great,

great, great, granduncle.

Who told you that?

Grandma Josie.

That's the same Grandma Josie

who stapled bacon to her

dress on Thanksgiving.

Hey, it was turkey

bacon. It was cute.

No! It's only three

points if you're behind

the three-point line, okay?

Everything else is

two points. Except foul

shots. Those are one each.

And you get two foul

shots every time?

No! Every team has

five fouls that they

can use up

before the other team

gets to start sh**ting.

I don't get it.

You're kidding, right?

I'm nervous, baby.

It's okay.

I am, too.

You are?

Of course I am.

Listen, we're just

going there to scope

it out, okay?

We don't have

to do anything.

It's just us.

We're in it together.

No, not this thing.

You're nervous

about this thing?

Not really.

I was just

comforting you.

You do that a lot.

What?

Lie to comfort me.

Baby, come on.

What are you

nervous about?

I think we're

getting boring.

I don't think

I'm boring.

You're not boring.

I didn't say that.

What, you think

I'm boring?

No!

You just said you

weren't boring,

like I am.

I didn't mean

it that way.

I am not boring.

I am fabulous.

I know you are.

We are boring.

You and me together.

I hate that

we're turning

into masturbators.

Turning? I almost went pro

when I was 13. I had

endorsement deals.

Mm!

They came here?

Not here. Another group,

but it's the same thing.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I guess our work

together has been

a success.

Wow.

Okay, okay.

I don't want to

scare the newbies.

Here we go.

I want to thank you

all for coming.

And if you're new,

hang around after

the lecture tonight

and set up an

appointment with me

if this is something that

you want to be a part of.

Our pleasure

centers are often

misunderstood.

Every day I talk

with men and

women who...

Is this weird

enough for you?

Yeah.

Definitely.

Physically

and emotionally.

I mean, physically, I see

people who are too timid

to try anything new.

People who don't

understand how a p*nis

or a clitoris

actually work.

Emotionally, I see people

who are too afraid to share

with their husband

or wife, or their

girlfriend or boyfriend

that secret desire that

hey have locked up

inside them.

Our entire

sexual experience

is limited to the people

that we've slept with.

And for many of us,

I mean, that's not

more than five

or ten people

in a lifetime.

In the traditional take

on couples therapy,

the one where you

and your partner sit

down with a shrink,

doesn't go nearly

far enough to solve

the physical side.

I know this because

I'm a shrink,

and I had, uh,

I had sexual

problems before.

Analysis just didn't go

far enough to solve

the whole picture.

I mean,

it uncovered

the source.

But my partner and l

had to educate ourselves

in order to better

service each other.

You need

to be serviced?

Oh, yeah.

Chew me up, baby.

Who in this room

has experienced

group sex therapy

through my clinic?

[applauses]

And who, who has

carried on with

group sex therapy

in the privacy

of your own home?

[applauses]

Did it open

you sexually?

Did it give you

something new

to share?

[all cheer]

Yes!

This is ridiculous.

You still

wanna do it?

Of course,

we will.

I mean, I really liked

what you had to say

at your seminar.

We both want to try

experimenting with

something new.

Uh, we were

actually planning

some other stuff

but this just

seems like a

better fit for us.

Oh. What other stuff?

(Renee)

Well, we've been

looking into various

thrill seeker

programs, you know,

and things like,

um, bungee jumping

and sky diving stuff.

Well, you're not

the only couple that

have this problem.

Most relationships

start with excitement.

And when that

begins to slow down,

that's when

couples suffer.

Disappointment.

Anger.

If you ever f*cking

call me stupid again--

Infidelity.

Hey, baby!

Anxiety.

Oh.

No hitting.

It's really something

that you're both

here today.

Most young couples

aren't interested in

putting in the effort.

Thank you.

[clears throat]

How do we plan

this whole thing?

Well, generally

I diagnose, but, uh,

you two are sure

that this is what

you want.

Group sex?

Yes.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Yes.

Of course, your

participation depends

on our finding a

matching couple.

Okay. And how hard

could that be?

Well, we need to

start with other

first timers

so it's not so much

to digest right away.

Some of our veteran

couples can be, uh,

intense.

Intense.

Intense.

Intense is okay.

Well, generally,

you build up

to that level

for both your sakes.

All right.

So you'll call us.

[knock at the door]

Yeah. Hold on.

Hold on.

I'm coming.

Hi.

Hi.

Good morning.

[laughs]

I want you to f*ck me

as hard as you can.

(Heather)

We're capable of having

a fulfilling relationship.

As far as I know,

we both feel that way.

I mean, I've been

with guys before who

don't treat me well,

who don't seem

to really care

about me.

And none of that's

true with James.

When we're together,

I feel so comfortable

and understood.

He's patient

and sensitive

and gentle and

understanding

and funny.

Were you able to

orgasm with other

partners before James?

Yes.

Recently?

Well, this has

never happened

to me before.

I don't know.

Maybe it's me.

Maybe there's

something wrong

with me.

What other things

have you tried?

Lots of,

um, positions.

Stuff I've never done

with anyone else.

There's something

else we tried, too.

About three months

ago, we opened our

relationship,

you know, just to see.

The rule was it was

just sex.

That was all we could

do with other people.

They had to know

that we were both

in a relationship.

Who's idea was that?

Oh, it was

ours together.

You mean you both

spontaneously came up

with this at the same time?

[chuckles]

No.

Um, I guess l

suggested it

and he agreed.

I didn't wanna

frustrate him

with my problem.

How did you feel

about that, James?

Me?

I didn't think it

was good idea.

Personally, I think

sex is private.

You don't share

the person you

love with anyone.

Why did you go

along with it?

I'm here now,

aren't l?

I guess my commitment

to punishment is

unwavering.

Don't say that.

Sorry.

But you two aren't

open anymore.

No. It only lasted like

that for a month before

we changed our mind.

Were you involved

with another person

at the time?

He was.

Really?

Who was it?

It doesn't matter.

His ex-girlfriend, Annie.

It was only once.

It's not fair

when you say

it like that.

It makes me sound

like an a*s.

No, it doesn't.

She went out with

another guy that night,

so I called Annie.

It's not my strongest

moment, Doc.

It was a mistake

to do that then.

This is a

mistake now.

Do you really think

this solves anything?

Relationship problems

can manifest themselves

sexually.

And sexual problems

can hurt a relationship.

We need to diagnose

where this is

coming from,

and an experiment

like this can help

us do that.

Her whole

family does it.

Just my parents.

Well, that's very

free thinking of them.

Yeah, old hippies,

Summer of Love.

Every time that we

have communal sex, it

strengthens our love.

It's so refreshing.

(Heather)

They're very

open about sex.

Clearly.

I mean,

talkative.

They're the ones

who suggested

your seminar.

There's this one thing her

mom said. I can't get it

out of my head.

You know, Daddy and l

really worked our way

through Manhattan.

Right, honey?

Yeah, we sure did.

Just once.

I mean, just

to try it.

I mean, really, baby,

how bad could it be?

Just give it a

shot. That's all.

How do we know if it

even works? What does

that even mean?

I mean, if it does

work, isn't that

bad for me?

No.

I need to find out

what's happening

with me.

I want you to be

with me for it.

But if I don't

want to be?

Then I don't know.

Just once?

Just once.

That's all

Okay.

Okay. Great.

When's your

next vacancy?

How about next

Saturday at 5:00?

That's perfect.

Holy sh*t!

Hey, I don't wanna

die in a bullfight.

It's all supervised.

Well, even so, some

of this stuff looks

really dangerous.

Oh, come on.

Okay bad pick.

No. I already said

I'm not doing that.

Well, you don't have

to worry about that

other stuff

because we have

something better now.

Yeah.

You know, it

could be anyone.

No. Anyone

but them.

Why not?

Well, because

look at her.

Her knees are

like locked.

He wants it, though.

Oh, he definitely

wants it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

[clears throat]

Well, what

about them?

I did so many crunches.

I think like 500. My abs

were on fire.

I used to do a lot

of crunches. I stopped

doing that much.

Hope so.

Yeah, Why?

Well, they probably

have a lot of stamina.

And I bet they look

very good naked.

Um, I look

good naked.

Can I tell you

something private?

Ooh, definitely.

I've always wanted

to see another

couple f*ck.

Like right in front of me,

you know. It's just

a curiosity thing.

Something I wanna

see before I die.

Do you think

that's normal?

Honey, there's no

such thing as normal.

[clears throat]

Can I tell you

something private?

Yeah.

I have always

wanted to have sex

with a woman.

What?

Just once, you know,

and see what it's like.

Don't you wanna

watch me with

a woman?

Like maybe say,

that woman?

I thought this was more

like a you and me and

another couple fantasy.

Yeah, it's both.

Hey. Come on.

I'm just curious.

It's okay.

I know.

I thought every

guy had like a

d*ke fetish.

And anyway, don't

act all innocent,

'cause you have your own

dirty secret you wanna

get out of your system.

Yeah, but it's

not like that.

Like what?

g*y.

Yours if half g*y.

No, it's not.

You all conservative

all of a sudden?

I'll let you know if

I change my mind and

want some d*ck, okay?

Yeah, sure.

If anything comes

up, just let me know.

Thanks.

Sure thing.

Excuse me.

More coffee?

Yes, please.

You all right?

Yeah. Thanks.

(waitress)

Hey, guys,

ready to order?

Yeah. I'll have the

Greek omelet with

sourdough toast, please.

Hash browns?

I'll have

the classic club.

Fries?

Coffee?

Yeah.

Okay, you guys.

So Nutsack's sleeping

on the couch, right?

Don't call him that.

It's affectionate.

All right. It's Six Pack,

not Nutsack. Just call

him Charlie, please.

So is that like a beer

related thing or is he

just built like hell?

I think it's both.

Great.

Anyone whose high school

nickname is Six Pack

deserves a little sh*t.

Be nice.

Hey, you know what?

I'm an adult.

I can handle one

night with your high

school boyfriend.

I'm sure he's

a great guy.

He is.

He has a bit

of a temper.

Cool.

So do l. I'm like

a f*cking caged tiger.

Right.

Look, just don't

piss him off, all right?

Yeah, he's on

the couch.

(waitress)

You guys okay?

Yeah, great.

Thanks.

Nutsack.

[laughs]

So, are you

auditioning or--

Oh, I keep trying

but my agent

is an idiot

and he's just not

sending me out

on anything.

I'm stuck in L.A.

I definitely cannot go

back home to my parents.

Well, you're a very

devoted person.

Well, thank

you very much.

That's very kind.

Hi.

Excuse me. Hey.

Oh, god, I'm so sorry.

Yeah, of course.

I'm sorry.

Um--

Thank you.

Um, call me sometime.

I would love to talk

some more.

Yeah? I will.

Okay.

What the f*ck

was that?

Betty's an actress.

It was interesting

talking to her.

Really?

Betty.

Not a lot of unemployed

actresses here in L.A.

Come on. I wasn't

hitting on her.

I thought it would

turn you on.

Otherwise I wouldn't

have said anything, okay?

Here's your bill.

Coffees are on me.

Thank you so much.

No, seriously,

thank you.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

You were rude to her.

Yes, I was.

I have worked magic

on you before.

Yes, I know, baby.

Supercock.

Those are

your words.

Am l?

Shut up.

I love your p*nis.

Do you?

Oh, yeah.

[chuckles]

So, Charlie.

I hear you're

in the Air Force.

Yeah, I am.

You on a flight crew?

No. I'm a land vehicle

mechanic, actually.

Oh.

Is it any fun?

Yeah. Why?

Just making

conversation.

Yeah, it's cool.

So, uh, you work

on cars and trucks?

Yeah, well, I'm

a sort of a trained

k*ller mechanic.

Did you ever have

to k*ll someone while

you're changing a tire?

No. No, but l

could if I had to.

I do a lot of private

training, so--

Yeah?

What kinds?

Judo, karate, boxing,

Kung Fu, Jujitsu,

short range knife fighting,

long range knife throwing,

sharp sh**ting, r*fle

sharp sh**ting, bow

and arrow defense.

Bow and

arrow defense.

Yes.

People still use those?

Of course they do.

When?

Why, all the time.

On ranges.

Yeah. But under

what circumstances

would you need to use

a bow and arrow?

Well, if you were trapped

in nature and needed

to k*ll to survive.

k*ll what?

Anything really.

Food.

Bears.

Indians.

Mother f*ck!

Just let it go.

He didn't see you.

He saw.

What an as*h*le.

[door opens]

sh*t.

Charlie, get back

in the car!

Remember what

happened last time?

Last time?

Charlie, nothing

happened.

Get in the car and

we'll get out of

here, all right?

Sixey, come on.

Yeah, come on, Sixey.

Excuse me.

What the f*ck

do you want?

You really should watch

where you're going.

Road safety is a

very important part

of being a responsible

driver, shitface.

Hey, whoa. All right,

we don't want any

trouble, all right?

But I think

we got some.

Please. Let's

just get back

in the car.

Yeah, man, no reason

to fight over this,

all right?

You stay out of this.

Sucker punch.

What an as*h*le.

Yeah, you could

have taken him.

Of course

I could have.

Would you pull over?

I got to go.

What?

Go. You know, piss.

It's pretty bad.

Where?

I don't know.

Do you wanna

see a doctor?

No. No doctors.

All right.

Just pull over.

I can go on the

side of the road.

This is Beverly Hills.

There's cops everywhere.

No cop's going to

arrest me for that.

I'll be fast.

I promise.

You sure you don't wanna

find a convenience store?

Maybe get ice on that eye?

Dude, I'm fine.

Whatever you say.

You dated him?

I hope you didn't

sleep with him.

I can't believe I'm

in the same company

as that guy.

That's none of

your business.

He's pissing on

Ryan Seacrest's lawn.

Just be quiet.

I don't want you

embarrassing him.

What could I possibly

do to embarrass

him? Look at him.

I was different.

I was looking for

a different thing.

Yeah, but that guy?

At least he stands

up for himself.

Are you f*cking

joking?

When you said he was

in the Air Force, he

was a dignified guy.

Assholes like that don't

travel to visit a girl

they used to f*ck if

they don't think they're

gonna get laid again.

He made you come, right?

You should sack the Sack

again to see if it works.

You think I had him

come here? You think

I set this up?

See? No cops.

What?

Nothing.

Are you guys fighting

or something?

So Nutsack, want to hit

the E. R. on the way home?

Or should we call it a night?

What did you

call me?

Six-pack--

I called you Nutsack.

You know why?

No. Why?

You act like

a shithead.

f*ck you.

You're a shithead.

All right,

that's enough!

You're a shithead.

(Renee)

Just k*ll it!

Hey. Give me

a piece of paper.

A piece of paper!

Go give me that one!

Give me that one.

Come on!

Just wait.

I'll get one.

Man, he's a monster.

Go!

Hey. Who are

you calling?

I wanna see if Betty

wants to go get

some dinner.

This late?

I'm hungry.

What's the problem?

I'll only be gone for

a couple of hours.

You know what

I'm worried about?

What?

What if I finish

right away?

I mean, you know,

when we're in the, uh--

I know what

you mean.

What do you think

about that?

Well, I think you'd

better try not to.

I mean, you don't want

the other guy getting

all the attention

while you're

just watching

handicapped.

f*ck.

I know.

Maybe she could do

a monologue for us.

She's an actress, right?

I'm gonna ask her to

act something for us.

You know, just so

we have some idea

how good she is.

Don't embarrass me.

I wouldn't

dream of it.

Hey!

I'm so glad you

guys could make it.

It's nice to properly

meet you, Ellis.

It's very nice

to meet you,

too, Betty.

Come on in.

Thanks.

Ah, cool place.

Thank you.

Hey, you guys

like Thai vegan?

There's this really

good 24-hour place.

Ooh, I love vegan.

Isn't it refreshing?

I like moo shu pork.

They have that?

[laughs]

You know, I just, um,

rolled a fatty. You

guys wanna smoke?

Ooh, that sounds

like fun.

I'll smoke.

Are you sure?

Oh, yeah.

I'm sure.

Fire that up.

All right, Rasta.

This is done.

(Betty)

Put it out.

Is something

wrong, Ellis?

No.

[clears throat]

Why is everybody

so quiet?

No, nothing. No.

No, no. no. no.

No, no, no,

no, what?

This is my girlfriend.

And we're gonna get

married someday.

Oh, that's great.

Oh, Jesus.

I'm not gonna let you

come between us.

She's mine.

We live together.

We love each other.

And no lesbo unemployed

actress/waitress is gonna

keep me from her.

You can f*ck her.

But you can't have her.

What the hell is

he talking about?

Ellis, shut up.

No. I love you and I'm

defending my love.

You see, Betty,

you don't have

a supercock.

You may think that

you are at some kind of

advantage because of that

but no,

Renee's no d*ke.

She's not. She may

not know that now,

but tomorrow,

tomorrow it'll be

clear as hell to her

that it's only my

and only my f*cking

supercock for her

from now on!

Hey, I'm really sorry.

Are you still hungry?

'Cause I could

really eat now.

Hey, it's Heather.

I'm not here right

now. Leave a message.

[grunts]

f*ck!

You can never

have too much

of this stuff.

Honey, I love you.

I'll pay for the screen

in the laundry room.

What screen?

Well, you see, I broke

into the building to

see you tonight.

Yeah, yeah, I'm

a resourceful guy.

Thanks for noticing.

(woman)

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I know you broke in

through that window

in the laundry room.

No, I didn't.

Yes, you did.

What are you doing?

Are you a m*rder*r?

I'm saving

my relationship.

I should call

the Police.

No, no, don't

do that.

Look. I love Heather

and I really screwed

up tonight.

I should call

the Police.

What are you doing?

Need some Wisk?

I know a guy.

Are you trying

to bribe me with

laundry detergent?

Please, this is

really important.

If I let you, and you turn

out to be a m*rder*r,

I could get evicted.

I really don't want

to get evicted.

I like it here.

I'm really not

a m*rder*r.

Do you wanna

frisk me?

What did you do

that was so bad?

Did you cheat on her?

No. No.

Not this time.

That sounded so

much worse than it

actually is. I swear.

Yeah.

It didn't start

out this way.

We used to talk.

Like really talk

all the time about things

that mattered to us.

I was understanding.

She was understanding.

And it was--

It was f*cking great.

And I know we can

get there again.

I've just never been

in a relationship

like that before.

It just felt

so good.

You know, just

after a while,

all this, all this

sh*t gets built up

and it just

gets in the way.

We can't get

through it.

It's like this big

wall of sh*t.

And, you know, we try

to be straight up with

each other or easy going.

But every little

thing we do just

gets caught.

In the sh*t.

Yeah.

We're caught in sh*t.

Well, if you figure out

how to get rid of it,

let me know.

Yeah, sure thing.

Fine. Go.

Oh, my God

Thank you so much.

Okay.

Thank you.

You did a good thing

for love tonight.

Bullshit!

You picked the wrong

night, m*therf*cker.

Don't worry.

I got him.

What happened?

This perp was

trying to break in.

Help me.

James?

Oh, sh*t.

What the f*ck was

that about tonight?

Sorry. I got a

little paranoid.

Oh, bullshit.

You did that

on purpose.

I was protecting

my home.

I wasn't trying

to sleep with her!

Then why were you so

anxious to see her?

Because she was a

cool person. I wanted

to be friends.

Can you see how

I could've been

a little concerned?

No, I can't.

You really pissed

me off tonight.

Good. You pissed

me off, too.

I pissed you off?

You wanna date girls?

Break up with me first!

I am not

a l*sbian!

You promise?

Yeah!

Prove it.

I'm sorry, man.

I didn't know

it was you.

That's okay.

Hey, can I ask you

a question?

Yeah. Sure.

How did it feel?

I mean, did you think

I did a good job?

Beating me up.

Well, restraining you.

Yeah, you, uh, did

a good job. It was

real efficient.

All right. Well, what

about the tackle?

I mean, like, you feel

like we honestly just

kinda glided

or did you hit

the ground?

I don't remember.

I think l

blacked out.

Solid.

Good night, Charlie.

Good night.

I'll see you guys

in the morning.

How's your head?

It's okay.

It still hurts

a little.

That was interesting.

Next time you could

just ring the doorbell.

I tried that. You,

you didn't pick up.

Really? Maybe because

I was sleeping.

You wanna know

something? I was

trying to surprise you.

You didn't trust me

with Charlie.

No. No, that's not

it really. I just--

I wanted to see you.

I wanted to apologize

for what I said.

That's all.

Yeah, well,

good surprise.

I never felt frustrated

like you thought.

The only thing I just--

I want to try harder.

Wake up.

I have to take

Charlie to his bus.

What time is it?

It's 8:30.

It's early.

[laughs]

What?

Baby, did you mean

everything you said about

us to Betty last night?

What? I don't remember

saying anything.

Yes. Of course.

That was sweet.

Thank you.

Hey, you don't need

to thank me, okay?

I love you.

I just don't

say it enough.

I don't wanna go and

do this thing today.

We don't need it.

We can't cancel now.

Why can't we?

Well, we made plans.

What if the other

couple is really

relying on this?

Oh, f*ck the

other couple.

I don't wanna share

you with anyone.

What?

You really want it?

Well, yeah.

Why?

What happened to try

something we've never

done before?

Sure, but that

wasn't all of it.

I know. But this was

something I'd wanted to

do. I thought you did, too.

What?

I don't get it.

You just changed

your mind about

all of it that fast?

Okay.

I'll go get ready.

Which floor?

Oh, that's our floor,

too. Thank you.

Did you bring

the rubbers?

I told you, they

have them here.

I like the

kind we buy.

I even look at theirs.

I'm chapped for days.

Let me see 'em.

No! They're in the

bottom of my purse.

I wanna make

sure you brought

the right kind.

It's always something.

It's not my fault

we're late. I was

waiting for you.

You're the one that

didn't think you had

to bathe for this.

I don't have to be clean.

I'm just going for a

quick in and out.

You're the one

who's getting drilled.

Here.

I don't know why you

don't trust them here.

The teeth are

falling out. Screwed

up my bridgework.

That's why I don't

trust them.

If you keep your hands

out of your mouth,

it won't happen.

It's your brother,

the dentist.

So you're here to see

Doctor Wellbridge?

Yes, we are.

So then you're

the other couple.

I guess so.

Well, it's nice

that you two are

so attractive and clean.

Thank you.

I'm Heather.

This is James.

Hi. I'm Renee.

I'm Ellis.

Well, nice to

meet you guys.

Thanks.

You, too.

Uh, this is

the first time.

Oh, us, too.

Oh, good. I mean,

you know, good we're

both first timers, you know.

'Cause it could be weird

otherwise, right?

(Dr. Wellbridge)

Hello.

Good that

you're all here.

Have you met?

Okay.

All the blood tests

came back negative,

so we're fine to proceed.

Are you all ready?

Y eah.

[clears throat]

[whispers]

Do it on him.

Come here.

I 'm good at

other things, too.

Show me.

We should shower

before we do this.

Say something.

sh*t.

What can l

get for you?

Just toast.

And for you,

Mister Supercock?

I'll have the

Denver omelet

and go easy

on the spit.

I'll see what

I can do.

I probably shouldn't

have come back to this

f*cking restaurant.

I like it here.

I didn't think

I'd like it as

much as I did.

I mean, it was crazy

for us to do something

like that, right?

f*cking amazing crazy.

Yeah, sure.

I mean, like,

sexually, it was

exciting, I guess,

but not the way it

is with you, though.

I felt the difference between

you and a stranger back to

back right there.

I know it sounds weird,

but I could physically

feel love when it was you.

How did you

feel about it?

It was good.

That's all you have

to say about the

whole thing?

I don't know, like--

You know, all

that stuff you said.

Come on.

I know you wanna

know if l,

you know, with Ellis.

And you're not really

gonna talk to me

until I tell you.

No. I know you did.

It's not about that.

You do?

Yeah.

How do you know that?

I saw it on you.

You reached a point

with him you never

reach with me.

Baby, all that matters

is that I got really close

with you last night.

It was incredible.

I think we made a

real breakthrough.

I think you mean

that you made

a breakthrough.

No. We did.

You let me do

this with you,

and because of

that we've taken

a step together.

I was jealous.

I wanted to try someone

new to you and

I never got to.

Jesus.

What?

All this time,

our problem was that

we weren't, like,

really talking.

Now that we

are talking,

I think I was

better off the way

we were before.

What does that mean?

It's not a good thing

that you were able

to finish with Ellis.

It's something

physical that's wrong--

That's good.

It means I can.

It's nothing physical

that's wrong with you.

It's something physical

that's wrong with

us together.

Look, I know you think you

love me, but it's pretty

clear that you don't.

You shouldn't be

having this problem.

What?

That was hard to say.

You got nothing?

No. You're right.

We shouldn't have

this problem.

I'm trying

to fix it, though.

I know you are.

Well, so was l.

I just don't think

it's something that

can be fixed.

Do you?

Really?

It doesn't matter

anymore, does it?

You've already made up

your mind, haven't you?

Hi.

Hey.

Can I sit

for a sec?

Yeah. Sure.

How are you?

[chuckles]

I'm okay.

Listen, um,

I know what happened

the other night wasn't

your fault.

No, it's okay.

Bringing Ellis was

a really bad idea.

We're kind of in

a weird place

right now.

Oh.

Well, um, listen,

since that night,

I can't stop thinking

about what Ellis said.

Okay.

I'm really glad that

you came in today.

I really am because

I would like to

see you again.

Just us.

Can I take you

out to dinner?

Yeah, well, you know,

just having breakfast.

You come here a lot?

Yeah. Yeah.

Sometimes.

You should try

the Denver omelet.

It's good here.

Yeah, I had that once.

I just always end up

getting the club sandwich.

Safe choice.

So is--

Renee?

Yeah, sorry, Renee.

Is she here with you?

Yeah, she's

at the booth.

Oh, I didn't see her.

We're outside.

Cool.

But let me tell

you something.

You have nothing to

be embarrassed about.

It is so, it

is so amazing.

It's so

completely intimate.

I mean, if you're

into that kind of thing.

Oh, just think

about it.

Oh, and let me

give you my home

phone number.

If you do

wanna call me

anytime.

Anything you wanna

do together, it's my

treat. It's on me.

Okay.

Okay. Good.

I'd love to

hear from you.

[whispers]

Okay.

[whispers]

Thanks.

Hey.

Hi. You'll never

believe who I just saw.

Hi.

Hi.

Uh, we ran into each

other in the bathroom.

Heather is here, too.

Yeah, I know.

I just saw her leave.

What?

She just left.

Really?

Yeah, I didn't...say

anything to her.

Was that rude?

No. No, that's fine.

She wasn't supposed to

be gone when you came back

from the bathroom, was she?

Nee, nee,

be nicer.

No, it's fine.

I think she had

somewhere to be anyway.

I should be

going, too.

But I'll see you guys

around, all right?

Yeah. Sure.

Good seeing you again.

Yeah, yeah, good

seeing you, too.

Nice guy.

Yeah, sure.

What, you don't

think so?

No, he's nice.

It's just a little

weird for me.