01x08 - Shortcut

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(MUSIC PLAYING) GROOT: I am Groot!

Well, how was I supposed to know that rock monster was a lady?

I am Groot.

You're hungry?

I'm starving to death.

I could eat my own fur!

Ugh!

Groot.

Grocery shopping is not our strong suit.

I am Groot.

Wait.

The burgers at this restaurant are how thick?

I am Groot!

Okay.

I think I can figure out how to get there.

- Let's go.

- AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Destination set.

I am Groot.

Who needs a GPS when Rocket's at the controls?

AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Please return to the highlighted route.

ROCKET: Hey, don't worry, this black hole's a shortcut I know.

- Recalculating.

- I told you, shut that thing off.

I'll get us there any minute.

- Make a legal U

-turn.

- ROCKET: What?

Hey, these weren't here before.

Who left their asteroids lying around?

Severe temperature warning.

- GROOT: I am Groot.

- ROCKET: Too close to that sun?

Ridiculous.

(CHUCKLES) This is just the normal temperatures.

It's all in your head.

Returning to previous route.

ROCKET: No, it's not.

That's a completely different black hole.

Groot, I'm telling ya, this is all part of the shortcut.

It's just a really long shortcut.

- Turn right.

- Told ya.

I am Groot!

You have arrived at your destination.

This is all your fault.

Why didn't you tell me it closed so early?

If I knew that, I wouldn't have taken the shortcut!

(FLIES BUZZING)

- I am Groot.

- Sure, why not?