05x11 - Weight and See

[bunniefuu]

We have to turn to the right.

No, no, no, left!

No, to the right.

I'm the navigator of this craft

and I say left.

Well, Auntie Divatox
left me in charge

and I say to the right.

Would you two quit arguing

and turn this ship before
we crash into something.

( loud crash )

Somebody better have
a good excuse.

We seem to have had a little
accident because of my...

little brain?

Ooh, all right!

What did we hit?

Judging by this clearly-marked map

it would seem that we've bumped
into Angel Grove cliffs.

- It's Rygog's fault.
- I've had enough

of this Ranger-ridden place.

Porto, no more fooling around.

I'm going to blow those pests

out of the water

and I mean literally!

Shift into Turbo!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Mighty engines roar ♪

♪ Turbo charged for more ♪

♪ Drive four on the floor ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo... ♪

( "The Nutcracker" playing )

WOMAN: Very nice.

Thank you, girls.

That was great, Myrtle.

I know.

Auditioning is really
just a formality.

I've had the lead
in the last three

Angel Grove
Ballet Productions.

Okay.

Bon jour, Madame Dubois.

Yes, hello, Myrtle.

Katherine... that was lovely.

It's so nice to see
such a fresh approach.

- Thank you.
- I will announce the cast in five minutes.

How did I do?

I am so nervous.

I've wanted to play this part

ever since I started dancing.

It was great! Beautiful!

Not bad

For a beginner.

Kat, I think your audition
was excellent.

Oh, I'm sure you'll get apart.

There are lots
of other good parts out there

for girls with your... build.

Oh, look, Madame Dubois

is ready to announce the cast.

Don't feel bad, Kat.

Maybe next year,
you'll be in better shape.

MADAME DUBOIS:
Ladies and gentlemen.

I am pleased to announce
the lead role of Clara

will be played

by Katherine Hillard.

Congratulations.

I'm sure you'll make
a lovely Clara

if not a little bigger than most.

TANYA:
She's just jealous.

Besides, what matters
is you got the part.

Congratulations!

Yeah. It's great, isn't it?

Okay, marker number two--

dry at : p.m.

Okay, this one's ready.

Cool. I just have to plant
one more tide marker

and I'll be done.

Thanks for helping me out, Adam.

Adam!

Hey, adam! Hey, adam!

Oh, no problem.

You can ask me to take you

to the beach anytime.

If I have to do science homework

measuring the changes
in the tide

is not such a bad idea.

In fact, maybe
I should make this

A long-term project.

What are you looking at?

All right, where do you
want to put this one?

How about the tide pools
on those cliffs?

Okay, let's go.

Numbor has begun his work

to add enough weight
to Angel Grove

to make it sink into the ocean

but there are
two Power Rangers on the beach.

They're going
to ruin everything.

What is it with those guys?!

Every time I want to do
something evil

one of those Ranger yahoos
shows up.

Oh, well, this world
seems to be chock-full

of cruel coincidences,
my pirateress.

Well, I've got a sinking feeling

This is the last coincidence

those two are going
to walk into.

Rygog!

Yes.

Send the Piranahtron.

That should do it.

Now we just wait
for the tide to come in.

Don't get too comfy.

The tide may be coming in
sooner than you think.

You better

be careful, Rangers.

You wouldn't want
to be caught down here

during a high tide,
would you?

- I'm Numbor.
- The tide doesn't start for hours.

I can adjust anything
that's measured.

What do you want?

Let's just say

you'll have to "weight" and see.

This should keep you "two" busy.

It looks like your problems

are multiplying.

Hope you were paying attention

in math class.

Bye-bye.

( cackling )

Justin, you okay?

I'm okay.

What do you think
he meant--

wait and see?

I don't know, but I think

it has something
to do with that.

JUSTIN:
That's weird.

The tide shouldn't be that high

for another three hours.

Let's check the other markers.

( chimps chattering )

Hey, Kat,
aren't you going to eat?

No. I'm not hungry.

You always eat.

What's wrong?

It's just that, at the ballet,
I want to look my best.

( snickering )

You'll need energy for dancing.

Starving yourself won't get it.

Besides, you got the part based
on talent, not how you look.

Thanks,
but I'll skip lunch anyway.

I got to prepare for my lesson.

See you later.

Hey, wait, Kat-- hold on.

SKULL: We did it.

Can we quit, Bulkie?

I'm so hungry,
I could eat New Jersey.

Quit complaining, Skull.

I'm proving to Lieutenant Stone
we're coordinated

by stacking these dishes
in a pattern more complicated

than any mere monkey
could master.

Whatever. I still need to eat.

BULK: I see some nice
juicy sandwhiches

- those guys left.
- Huh? Where?

What are we waiting for?

Let's get off our tails!

- This one's mine!
- This is mine.

Bulkie, the straw ain't working.

( all yelling )

This'll unclog it.

Porto, what is going on?!

- It's those two human monkeys again.
- ( screaming )

Make it stop!

Make it sto-o-o-p!!!

( chattering )

What are you guys doing?

Retrieve the periscope quickly.

Whose brilliant idea was it
to turn those two into monkeys?

Gee, I think they look
kind of cute that way.

If you really want to,
we could change them back.

No.
we have bigger fish to fry.

Numbor!!!

Whoa!

( mumbling )

How's the sinking of
Angel Grove coming along?

If we continue
at two feet per hour

they'll be swimming
by nightfall.

Excellent.

Now, I want you
to plant a detonator

and keep those
Ranger rats busy

until my plan is complete.

Sure, but how do
I keep them busy?

Mmm.... why don't you
start with pinky?

She's trying to lose
some weight.

Maybe you can help.

I can do that.

( yelling )

Divatox, that is so mean!

Yes... I know.

( groaning )

It's okay.

I can eat again after the ballet.

Pinky, you look
heavy hearted today.

Maybe I can help.

Who are you?

Numbor's the name.

Recalculating weights
and measures is my game.

How about a little lift?

( groaning )

( moaning )

( chuckling ): Now to plant
the detonation device.

Katherine!

Who was that guy?

You all right?

Yeah.
I just feel really lightheaded.

I guess it's this diet.

Let me give you a hand.

Easy now.

There you go.

( gasping )

TOMMY: Katherine!

Hang on to her!

I got her!

Help me pull her down.

This is some diet.

KAT: I feel really weird.

( screaming )

Kat!

Hey!

Help!

Tommy, get me down!

( screaming )

Help! Help!

Man, we're glad to see you guys.

Something weird
has been going on today.

You can say that again.

JUSTIN:
What's up with kat?

Why are you up there?

I think it's Divatox's idea
of a diet.

Yeah. Kat had a little run-in
with a monster named Numbor.

So did we, on the beach.

We think he's making
Angel Grove sink.

Numbor...

number.

Oh, I get it.

He can add and subtract weight.

We got to stop him.

( blaring )

Oh, great. Like we don't
have enough trouble already.

There. All set.

( laughing )

That Numbor guy is back.

And it looks like he's got
a detonator with him this time.

Dimitria, can you help Kat?

Katherine's problem runs deeper

than any spell a monster's cast.

Who better to help Katherine
than Katherine herself?

Tommy, you guys go face Numbor.

I'll follow as soon as I can.

You got it.

Shift into Turbo.

Mountain Blaster turbo power.

Desert Thunder turbo power.

Dune Star turbo power.

Red Lightning turbo power.

Where's the detonator?

What's your hurry?

You think we
should give you time

to think up some more trouble?

We're not too thrilled with
what you've done to Katherine.

Oh, that's right.

One, two, three, four.

There's one missing.

I guess that leaves four

against

Four.

Welcome, ladies and germs

to today's game
of weights and measures.

Who'll be my first challenger?
Huh?

You're not so tough.

Neither are you
once I add a few pounds.

Man, I feel like I weigh
a thousand pounds.

That's because you do.

Now, who's next?

I'll help you, Adam.

What's red
and drops like a rock?

Oh, I can't move.

( grunting )

It's no use fighting, Tommy.

You'll only wear yourself out.

But we've got to get
to that detonator.

( laughing )

Hey, Numbor,
I wouldn't count us out

yet.

Oh, yeah?

( screaming )

( groaning )

All right!

- There's the detonator!
- Oh, no, you don't.

It's time for a little subtraction.

Whoa. Whoa.

( grunting )

( laughing )

No! Put me down!

Whoa.

See?

Math can be fun.

I got to find a way
to disarm that detonator.

( ticking )

Dimitria, we have to help them.

But must you not
help yourself first?

What do you mean?

Which is more valuable,
what is seen from the outside

or that which resides within?

I think I understand now.

It's not how I look
that matters.

It's what's in my heart
that counts.

( gasping )
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are you all right, toots?

Yeah, I am now.

Thanks, Dimitria.

It was not me.

Have you not discovered
for yourself what is

truly important?

I have, and what's important now
is that I help my friends.

Shift into Turbo.

Wind Chaser turbo power.

I hear that cats are supposed
to have nine lives.

Too bad Rangers don't.

Huh?

Kat, watch out!

I guess I'll have
to add a few pounds to her.

You can't make me feel bad
about myself anymore, Numbor.

Your spells have
no power over me.

Way to go, Kat.

Why, I ought to...

you make me "six."

( yelling )

No. No...

no...

You got sand in my eyes.

I'm sending you back
to Divatox where you belong.

Right on target.

- Yes!
- Yeah. Good job, Kat.

Good job.

We did it.

Oh, no, you don't.

Fire torpedoes.

RYGOG:
Torpedoes away.

( laughing )

Look!

We need Turbo Zord Power now.

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

Let's do it guys.

♪ Go ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪

Initiate Turbo Megazord.

Turbo up.

Turbo up.

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go. ♪

One times one equals one.

One rocket silo

Coming right up.

One times two is two,
as in two turtledoves.

Or ducks.

Don't I just "quack" you up?

( electronic quacking )

( groaning )

Let's silence this guy
once and for all.

And last but not least, three.

It's finally here.

Won't you lend me your ear?

Oh, this won't do me any good.

Kat, he's all yours.

My pleasure.

Turbo Megazord Saber now!

Final countdown.

Huh?

Turbo Megazord spin out.

This isn't funny.

Yes! We did it!

The detonator was right
here somewhere, guys.

All right! There it is!

I think I can take care of this one.

You lose again, Divatox.

Yeah, Kat!

All right,

you did it.

Good job, Kat.

Yeah.

( groaning )

From now on,
no more stupid monsters.

And that detonator,
what a dud.

Who put it in the tide pool?

Oh, I can't stand it anymore!

I need a real crew around me!

Maybe I should hire
a temp agency!

Ohh!

She's good.

Yes!

That was the
finest performance

I've seen in a long time.

Thank you.

You have a style
and grace all your own.

You should be very proud.

I am.

( applause continues )

What are you doing?

Tell me again

why we're doing this, Bulky.

If we can get Kat's attention

I'm sure she'll recognize us.

This tutu's just too,
too tight on me-me.

Okay, are you ready?

Music, lights.

Releve, plie, triage.