05x16 - Honey, I Shrunk the Rangers

[bunniefuu]

( man over p.a. system):
Let's give a warm welcome

to the Mayor of Angel Grove.

Thank you all for coming out

for the Angel Grove
clean-up week!

( applause and cheering )

And as an added incentive

the team that rids the streets
of the most garbage

will receive a donation
to the charity

or the special program
of their choice.

MAN:
Thank you, Mayor.

Let's get out there
and clean up.

Come on, Tommy.

We're all set to go.

Hey, we'll meet you back
in the Youth Center.

All right, man, sounds good.

ADAM:
You know what?

We could end up
with enough money

to fund that soccer camp

Carlos and I were talking about.

BOTH:
Yeah, soccer camp!

Whoo-whoo-whoo!

But Ashley
seemed pretty serious

about the cheerleading camp.

Maybe we'll split it between both.

Good idea.

Heh! The good thing

about being chimps is
we don't have to pick up trash.

This is the chance to show
everybody who we really are.

Afraid you lost me there, Bulky.

When we win the prize for
collecting the most trash

everybody will realize
we're really humans.

You're expecting me to help?

All right.

Let's go.

I have been looking

everywhere for you.

Why is it every time
I turn my back

you guys always leave?

DIVATOX:
You want clean?

( devious laughter )

How about I clean your clocks
for you?

Cool. Just in time.

Here you go, Auntie Di.

Here's mine.

I meant clean

these clocks, not those clocks.

Elgar...

I want you to take a school
of Piranahtron up there.

Gotcha.

Those turbo twinkles
wouldn't dare morph in front

of their dear sweet little
urchins they're baby-sitting.

Hello, kids.

We thought

we'd give you a hand
with your cleaning up.

Here's some more trash.

Adam, I'm scared.

There's never a Power Ranger
around when you need one, huh?

Shift into Turbo!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Mighty engines roar ♪

♪ Turbo charged for more ♪

♪ Drive four on the floor ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo... ♪

( laughing )

Nice day for a cleaning up.

Well, are you just

going to stand there?

Take cover over there.

Okay. Come on, everyone!
Hurry!

Oh, nice move!

Get 'em, boys!

Charge!

Woo-hoo!

My turn! My turn!

( karate yell )

Adam, we got to morph.

( panting )
They'll see us if we do.

Finish 'em.

Kind of tough when
you can't whip out

the old morpher, huh?

Like I need help
to deal with you, Elgar.

Enough playing arou...

Hold it right there!

Why don't you

pick on somebody
your own size?

Your kind of scum really bugs me!

You're under arrest!

Not today!

Okay, everybody,
just calm down!

Coming peacefully?

Right. Got to go!

He is a clever criminal.

I'll just make a note.

You blew the whistle
just in time.

Malicious littering--

it's an ugly thing.

Who said there's never
an officer when you need one?

Doing my job.

Glad I could help.

Mmm...

( sizzling )

Porto, make me another.

This time make it strong!

Right away.

( grunting )

Over a thousand challengers
and still unbeaten.

And as for you...

Huh?

Hmm.

( grunting )

Those power punks

and their hulking
metal-senturion fuzz buster

make too strong of a team.

( sighs )

Everything was going fine
until he showed up.

( grunting )

There's got to be a way

to get rid of them all!

That does it.

Everything to be calm
for the moment.

I'll just take
one final look around.

( buzzing )

Hey... hmm?

Hey!

High-pitched frequency
jamming my receivers!

It's just a fly.

Uh, that's better.

Back to normal.

That was weird.

What do you think happened?

I don't know.

As if on cue,
the answer appears from nowhere.

Porto!

- Yes, my derelict delight?
- The Shrinkasect...

is he ready?

Indeed he is.

Feast your eyes on this.

Amazing, isn't he?

( Divatox laughing )

Shrinkasect at your service.

Now, take this detonator
to the surface

and hide it, and don't, I repeat

don't let those
Power Rangers see you!

You got it.

Wha!

Hmm.

( buzzing )

Enjoy your soda pop, Rangers.

( laughing )

How about a drink?

Thanks.

You bet.

Excuse me.

Hi, guys.

You look thirsty.

And here's one for you.

Thanks.

You guys are
doing a great job.

So anyways, the Piranhatrons

just appeared out of
nowhere, again.

It was close
with the kids there.

Luckily, no one got hurt.

( sighs )

I'm really tired of playing chess.

We need something

a little more... challenging.

Want to go

for a ride?

No offense,
but you're not the man you were.

Are you a man or a monkey?

The vote's not in yet.

I vote
we start collecting trash.

Come on.

We'll need these.

Hmm?

Hmm. I wonder
what happened to them.

Hey, have you guys

seen the chimps?

Um, no.
I thought they were with you.

I thought I saw them
around here somewhere.

You know, it's like
trying to keep track

of a couple of teenagers.

No offense, of course.

( both laughing )

Thanks, Robbie.

( buzzing )

Ohh!

Darn glass doors!

Now where'd that detonator go!

Yeah, check it out--
our first can.

Life is good.

Bring it with us.

Hey, Bulky, are you
sure you remember

how to drive this thing?

It'll come back.

( groaning )

First, we put on our seat belts.

Check.

Mirrors?

Got one, but how
do you turn it on?

Now we got to find
some good driving music.

All right, let's roll.

Come on, baby, let's go.

You said you could drive.

I could drive back
when I could reach the pedals.

Oh, this ought to be interesting.

( tires squealing )

( groaning )

Whoa!

Hey!

What did I tell you two
about driving?!

Oh, my aching cranium!

Whoa, they stole my detonator!

I better come up
with another plan

before Divatox finds out.

Mark my words, Skully.

We are going to be the
best trash collectors

this town has ever seen.

Come back here you two!

Boy, is Lieutenant Stone
going to be surprised

when he finds out
we're gone.

Put on some trash-hunting
tunes, my good baboon.

My pleasure, monkey man.

When I get my hands
on you two...!

( panting )

Excuse me, little girl.

How much to borrow
the bike and helmet?

- How much you got?
- Twenty?

Make it .

Fifty?

Highway robbery.

Okay.

( mumbling ):
bucks.

May I be of assistance?

This is a dangerous intersection

and I am programmed
to serve and protect

the good citizens of this town.

Watch your step now.

You two are in for
a big surprise! Whoa!

Whoa! Going to scramble
your brain, copper!

( Shrinkasect buzzing )

Computer alert!

Unauthorized entry
into the system!

Short-circuiting!

Cannot control motor functions!

Hup!

No! Help!

( both grunting and screaming)

Help!

- Oh...!
- Oh...!

Oh...!

Hey...!

( whimpering )

This doesn't make sense.

Sensors on maximum overdrive!

Red alert! Code red!

Hickory, dickory, dock!

The mouse ran up the clock!

I'm picking up some activity

And it doesn't look too good.

Countdown to detonation!

( groaning ):
Ma-ma-my!

h*-yo!

The Blue Senturion's headed

for a mind meltdown.

Would it not be wise to contact
the Rangers at once, Alpha Six?

You got that right, Big D.

Bye, guys.

- Bye.
- See ya.

Hey, we're going to finish

cleaning up the park.

I'll catch you later, man.

We still have all that to count.

All right, see ya.

All right.

( beeping )

This is Tommy.

Go ahead, Alpha Six.

Hey-yo, Rangers,
the Blue Senturion's

acting like a new york cabbie
in friday traffic.

Go check it out before
he goes medieval on someone.

We're on our way.

High-frequency
scrambling syntax!

Unable to read...
losing motor control!

We've got to get ahold of him

before he self-destructs.

Come on.

( grunting )

Warning.

You have entered a secure area

without proper... authorization!

Oh, boy!

Preparing to self-destruct!

Clear the area!

Whoa, dude. Just...

There was an old woman
who swallowed a pie.

Buzz in my head... buzz, buzz

buzz, buzz, buzz.

Buzz in my head! Buzz in...!

( buzzing )

Wait a minute, guys.

Listen.

It sounds like a fly.

It's coming
from inside his helmet.

Skull, keep your eyes peeled.

If we want to get notice
dust findthe most trash... huh?!

I'd say there's a good start.

Systems malfunctioning!

We've got to get
inside that helmet.

Buzz...

buzz...

Okay, Skull, that about does it.

We're sure to get
their attention now.

Come on,
let's hurry up and get back.

I'm dying to get
out of this monkey suit.

( tires screeching )

( chattering )

( screaming )

Look, calm down!

We're here to help you.

Look, stay right where you are.

Little shoe on a topping.

Guys...

Look!

Sorry! We must get
this trash delivered!

You've got to be kidding.

JUSTIN:
Someone could get hurt.

Justin, can you handle it?

No problem.

Hold him!

Shift into Turbo!

Melted plaster!

Turbo power!

I got to catch up with them!

( all grunting )

This guy's strong.

Hurry!

I can't hold him much longer!

Stop!

Well, here goes!

( yelling )

Hey, Skull,
did you hear something?

You guys have got
to stop this car

before you hit something.

- Hey, a blue monkey!
- You've got to stop!

Oh, man.

How am I going to get

these guys to pull over?

Preparing to self-destruct.

Whoa. It stopped.

- ( buzzing )
- I've regained control.

It was just a stupid bug.

It kinked up the system.

( buzzing )

Who are you calling stupid?

Warning!

Whoo, w-w-wah-hoo, hoo-h*!

Take him, guys.

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?

Well, you...

take this.

You can't get away that easily.

( buzzing )

( panting )

Peek-a-boo!

Anybody got a fly swatter?

No, but I got a bug-zapper.

Get down!

Let's play shrink-to-fit

You're up

first, Blue.

You leave me no choice

but to...

( groaning )

Oh, no!
The mutant miniaturized me.

No!

SHRINKASECT:
Yes. It is

a small world after all,
eh, Rangers?

Gotcha.

( sighs )

( grunting )

We've got to morph!

Right!

You have little chance
of escaping.

And getting smaller
by the second.

Any time.

Right. Let's do it.

- Shift into Turbo.
- Why you hiding? You need a shrink?

We're fine, Shrinkasect

and we're going to teach you

to pick on someone your own size.

Cut the small talk.

Booga-booga.

Elgar and his g*ons.

This is getting real ugly.

He thinks
he's looking in a mirror.

You want to see ugly?
Okay.

( laughing )

Whoa!

( laughing )
h*-h*-h*!

Ha-ha!
Ladies and gentlemen

live on our stage,
please welcome

the Jelly Bean Rangers.

( laughing )

It's time for a really big

shoe!

I just figured something out.

That guy out there,
he's a Power Ranger.

I'm pulling over.

( yelling )

Stay where you are.

I think we're in trouble, Bulk.

( sighs)

Now, that's better.

Do you think you can
handle it from here, sir?

Yeah.
I'll take responsibility for them

and I can assure you

their driving days are over.

Good. Now to see
what the others are up to.

Now, how many times
have I told you guys

don't drive without
me in the car, huh?

How many times has it been?
Ten? ?

Tommy?

Kat?

Anybody?

( faint voice of Blue Senturion )

Justin! Justin! Down here!

Justin!
The Rangers were taken c*ptive.

Pick me up.

What happened?

Where did everybody go?

( sinister laughter )

I always said I'd bring you
the Rangers on a silver platter.

Well, I brought you the next
best thing-- a silver box.

Mmm-wha!

Hmm...

It's been a long time coming
but you have finally succeeded.

Congratulations, Auntie D.

Oh, yes, this is indeed
a glorious moment.

Come on, open it! Open it!

( sighs )

Mmm...

( gasps )

Welcome, Rangers.

Welcome

to the Last Voyage
you'll ever take.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

( laughing )

Let us out of here.

You're not going

to get away with this, Divatox.

( laughing continues )

( yowling )

Yeah.
I just remembered that, too.

Come on.

I don't know where the bug is.

Uh, anybody seen
my stunt double?

( crying )