05x36 - The Song of Confusion

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♪ All I really need ♪

♪ Is love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ So strong it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Wrong, wrong, wrong ♪

♪ All I really need ♪

♪ Is love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ So strong it can't be wrong. ♪

You know, I've been thinking.

Why don't we start a band?

A band?

You and me?

Yeah, and we can audition
for some other players.

Hey, you guys
can hold your auditions

right here.

Cool.

So the little pink power punk
is holding auditions.

Porto?

Your ax.

Thank you.

Now take some notes.

I'm about to write
the most memorable hit

Those little power pukes
have ever heard.

Ready, your Evilness.

Let's rock 'n' roll.

( funky music )

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪

Shift into Turbo!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Mighty engines roar ♪

♪ Turbo charged for more ♪

♪ Drive four on the floor ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo...

All right.

Who's first?

( slow, discordant waltz )

We'll let you know.

( somber piping )

Interesting.

( jazzy rhythm )

We'll call you.

Next.

( zesty bluegrass )

Thank you.

( african rhythm )

( classical music )

Keep working.

You'll get better.

Great energy.

We'll let you know.

VICKI: Yeah.
Thanks for coming in, guys.

Has there been anyone we liked?

( sighing )

Bulkmeyer and Skullovitch.

You two want to
try out for the band?

It pays, doesn't it?

Uh, no.

Oh, well, we'll do it
just for the babes.

We'll take the job.

Could you perform
something first?

( stammering )

- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.

- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

( playing out of tune )

Okay. Okay.

That's enough!

- ( grunting )
- ( sighs )

Sorry.
I don't think we can use you.

- Oh?
- Huh?

Maybe if you practice...?

I am an artist.

I's an artist.

That's it.

Hey, are we too late, babe?

No, I... guess not.

Groovy.

I'm Crash and these
are my buds, the Creeps.

Check out this tune.

One, two.

One, two, three, four.

( funky rock )

♪ I'm changing over ♪

♪ Into another ♪

♪ Face to confuse you ♪

♪ I'm gonna trick you ♪

♪ Tease and taunt you ♪

♪ You might understand
real soon ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion, confusion ♪

They're really good.

I think we've found
the rest of our band.

♪ My world is full of ♪

♪ Chaos and clutter ♪

♪ Your own thoughts
will deceive you ♪

♪ My mind is crazy ♪

♪ Messed up and hazy ♪

♪ You never know what I'll do ♪

♪ Confusion ♪

♪ Confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion. ♪

All right.

That was terrific, guys.

I wish we could use all of you.

Well, hey, we come as a package.

I'm Crash.

These are my Creeps.

It's all of us,
or we blow this scene.

But Vicki plays bass.

We don't need two.

Well...

Cassie, It's okay.
I can step out.

Excuse us a sec.

This is our band.

Look, you'll sound
great with them.

How 'bout I write the songs?

Maybe I can play now and then.

CASSIE:
I don't know.

Vicki...

( sighing )

Okay. Deal.

Vicki will write the songs.

We play them.

Rock on.

♪ I'm gonna trick you ♪

♪ Tease and taunt you ♪

♪ You might understand
real soon... ♪

Hey, Cassie.

So, how's Crash and the Creeps?

Oh, hey.

We're going to have
our first performance

at the Youth Center.

Great. I'll be there.

♪ Confusion, confusion... ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

( cheering )

♪ My world is full of
chaos and clutter ♪

♪ Your own thoughts
will deceive you ♪

♪ My mind is crazy ♪

♪ Messed up and hazy ♪

♪ You never know what I'll do ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion,
confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion! ♪

ALL: Yeah!

( wild cheering )

Yeah!

All right!

Hey, I got the music
to that new song of yours.

I can't wait to play it.

That's not what Crash says.

He thinks the song you've
been playing is good enough.

You were great!

That's just for now.

We're going to get
to your songs.

Don't worry.

I won't hold my breath.

Hey, you guys sounded great!

The song is so good
I could hear it over and over.

I think you've got a hit.

Hey, come on,
let's give them a hand.

Hey, good job!

BOTH:
♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion! ♪

( both laughing )

That was fun.

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

Huh?

JUSTIN:
Piranahtrons.

What are they doing here?

( "song of confusion" playing)
♪ Confusion confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion... ♪

♪ Confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion... ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion. ♪

Man, all the time I was fighting

I could still hear that song.

I mean, I don't know if I love it

or... or if I hate it.

Me, too.

TJ:
♪ My mind is crazy ♪

♪ Messed up and hazy ♪

♪ You'll never know... ♪

♪ What I'll do ♪

♪ Confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

- ♪ Confusion... ♪
- TJ...

Thank you...

But please,
save your singing for later.

( laughter )

I know.

The song is stuck in my head, too.

Cassie, you know,
that song of yours

I like it, but...

It's starting to drive us crazy.

Catchy, huh?

That's what you call a hit.

( beeping )

Go ahead, Alpha.

Rangers, Divatox's monsters

are about to attack Angel Grove!

We're on our way.

Keep your eyes peeled, guys.

We know they're around here
somewhere... there!

( roaring )

( all laughing )

I've got news for you boneheads.

You'll go no further.

Do I make myself clear?

Destroy them, monsters!

Cassie, are you okay?

♪ Confusion, confusion,
confusion... ♪

Do it! Finish them off!

♪ Confusion... ♪

ALL: Fire!

No, no, no!
Where are you going?

No, no, no!
Get back there!

Rygog, stop them!

On my way!

You just can't find good
monsters when you need them.

You will continue to fight,
you cowardly monsters!

Hey, we're artists, man.

Besides, they have
really big weapons.

- Never fear.
- You have a powerful weapon, too.

Whoa! A Ranger Scrambler!

Hey, you can do some
serious damage with this baby.

It's curtains for the Rangers!

This weapon
is just what we need

to defeat the Rangers.

How does it work?

It's really very simple.

Once the scrambler is targeted
on the Rangers

insert the energy jewel

and fire.

To the defeat

ALL:
Of the Power Rangers.

♪ Confusion... ♪

I cannot get this song
out of my head.

( students humming and singing)

♪ ...Tease and taunt you ♪

♪ You might understand
real soon ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion... ♪

This is all my fault.

Here you go, buddy.

Oh, ladies, the show.

Crash.

Don't miss this gig,
everybody

Crash and the Creeps
will amaze you.

Hey, babe.

It looks like our song
has caught on majestic.

It has and I'm getting tired of it.

We've got to find
a whole new sound, fast.

I got these new songs from...

Whoa.

We've got a sound.

Vicki's out.

Out?

She's not out.

I told her she could write
songs for us.

Vicki's out.

Our vibe has caught on like wildfire.

And don't miss our gig

at Angel Grove Lake.

We're broadcasting live

and we're going to rock
this town, then the world

and nothing can stop us.

Babe, we'll be world famous.

No, world infamous.

Yeah, yeah, right.

I heard it before.

Uh, people

people, come on, let's move it!

Come on,
we're on a tight schedule.

And you!

If you ever run away
from a fight again...

You better run fast.

Oops.

Or I'll be using you
for target practice!

You got it...

Crashbabe?

Yeah. Yeah,
I got it, Divababe.

And what are you looking at?!

Get busy,
you ridiculous roadies!

ELGAR:
I'll do the sound check.

All right, all right.

Testing, testing, one, two...

um, uh, let's see, there's...

there's one and there's...

Three.

Oh, yeah, one, two, three!

Huh?

Rats! Rangers!

Crash, look out!

Those monsters are dangerous.

( laughing )

Oh, dangerous,
that's a good one.

( grunts ):
I'll show you who's dangerous.

Huh?

Your band
is really Divatox's band.

Hah! No kidding.

Go get them, Piranahtrons.

Let's take 'em!

( all yell )

Looks like the show's a hit.

See ya!

Play it. One, two, three, four!

♪ I'm changing over ♪

♪ Into another face to confuse you ♪

♪ I'm gonna trick you ♪

♪ Tease and taunt you ♪

♪ You might understand
real soon ♪

That song! I can take it!

♪ Confusion, confusion,
confusion, confusion... ♪

Me neither. So let's end it!

( grunts ):
My ax!

Hey! It worked!

The song faded away a little bit.

You're right!

Destroy the instruments!

♪ ...Will deceive you ♪

♪ My mind is crazy... ♪

Three down, two to go.

♪ ...Never know what I'll do ♪

♪ Confusion, confusion, confusion ♪

♪ Confusion, confu... ♪

Hey, what's the big idea

pulling the plug on us,
power dweebs?!

Ha! Without that song

you can't control
our thoughts anymore.

Well, we can control this.

We're out of here!

After them!

Huh?
They followed our progression!

If you Creeps are through
running, let's finish this!

Soon, you'll be running away,
Ranger.

You may have stopped our music

but at last, we have enough
firepower to crush you.

Yeah, right. Let's go!

( all yelling )

Take this!

Ranger Scrambler on line.

Fire!

( groaning and grunting )

- ( laughing )
- We've got to fire back!

We can do it!

I'll try.

Okay, come on.

ALL:
Turbo weapons!

They're up! They're up!

Pick up the scrambler,
you ninnies!

sh**t at them again!

Turbo RAM cannon mode!

ALL:
Turbo RAM, fire!

( growling ) Power Rangers
are not going to stop my song!

Launch the torpedoes!

Torpedoes away.

I feel something big coming on.

( yelling )

Turbo Megazord Power, now!

♪ Go... go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo ♪

♪ Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

ALL:
Initiate Turbo Megazord!

Turbo up!

( machinery beeping )

♪ Go! Power Rangers Turbo, go! ♪

I'll chop you to turbo pieces!

Hi, Greg.

Hi.

I never thought
I'd enjoy doing math.

Yeah, it's such a relief
not to hear that song.

It's weird...

I can't even
remember the tune.

Yeah, how does that go again?

♪ Confusion... ♪

( humming )

No, no, please.

Don't even try to hum it.

( all chuckling )

Hey, Vicki.

Hi.

Um, you know, I was so excited
about that one song.

I mean, it was such a hit that...

I kind of forgot about you.

I'm really sorry.

Are you mad at me?

yeah.

Not really.

I was just jealous.

Everyone kept singing
your song...

even me.

Wait. How does it go?

Pretty forgettable, huh?

Yeah.

Cassie!

Hey, we hear you're
a little short on band members.

We've got a sound

that will blow you away.

Uh...

Come on!

( taking deep breaths )

( playing random notes )

Out!

( gasping )

Get...

out!

( both yelling )

( glass breaking )

( sighs ):
Tell you what...

Let's start again.

Why not?

I think a two-girl band
could be big right now.

But this time...

BOTH:
No auditions.

( yells )

( english accent )
I'll do that again, if you like.

Cut.

I'll... I'll use your butt
for target practice!

Let's start again.

DIRECTOR:
That's all right.

You've got to make sure
the line is...

I know. I know.