06x04 - Shell Shocked

[bunniefuu]

It's the Earth! We're home!

NARRATOR:
But they didn't get the kind

of homecoming they planned on.

Energize the Saber!

I've got to work smarter,
not harder.

Beat those Power Rangers
at their own game.

NARRATOR:
So Astronema enlisted the help

of some very unlikely creatures.

Anybody care to guess
what just happened here?

Stay tuned for the next:

Donny, what'd you do?

I didn't do zip.

( gasping )

Whoa!

Huh?

I brought you here.

I'm Astronema.

Astronema

the Princess of Evil?

And a very hot princess.

Back in line, Reptile!

You're going to destroy
the Power Rangers.

Uh... hello?

Cut me some slack.

Oh, knock-knock.

The Power Rangers are just pretend.

You know

comic book.

Mm.

Even if they did exist

why would we want to destroy them?

Because as of now,
you work for me.

I don't think so.

Says who?

Me.

( yelling )

( groaning )

( laughing )

Five, four, three, two, one.

Rangers in space!

♪ Set controls to outer space ♪

♪ Now flying higher than ever before ♪

♪ Rangers... ♪

♪ In Space ♪

♪ Go, Power Rangers, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers, go,
Power Rangers... ♪

Whoa, so you accelerate
by leaning forward?

Slow down by leaning back.

( laughs )

Come on,
let's load those in launch bay.

The Astro Mega shuttle's
too vulnerable to attack.

We use the Galaxy Gliders,
and we're a lot safer.

Alert.
One of Astronema's monsters

is draining all the power
from Angel Grove.

So much for a training session.
Ready?

Let's do it, guys.

It's easy.

Remember, just lean forward.

Coming up on the power plant.

There he is.

I'm going to put out
all your lights one by one.

Time for a short circuit.

Spiral Saber.

I think I'm going to blow your fuses.

Did you get a charge out of that?

This guy's too powerful.

( growling )

You want Rangers,
you got to go through Turtles.

Mutants?

Well, at least you got that right.

It's time for some shell shock.

What are those things?

I can't believe it,
but I think they're...

It's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

( yelling )

No!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Whoa.

Ya!

You want a piece of me?

You mutants are in for a shock.

Don't be so sure.

( growling )

Whoa.

Look out!

Catch it.

Huh?!

( laughing )

Raph.

Mikey, fastball.

( growls )

He scores.

Wow!

Hmm, venus. ( grunts )

( groans )

Ya!

( yells )

( laughing )

All right!

All right! Good job!

Thanks.
We owe you one.

Leonardo.

Raphael.

So the Mutant Ninja Turtles are real.

Yeah.

Hey, we couldn't believe

there were really
Power Rangers either.

Pretty trippy.

As for me...

I never doubted your existence
for a minute

Miss Yellow Ranger.

But how did you get here?

Uh... I guess that's a good question.

You know, we used our heads.

And how'd you know
we needed you?

Well, uh, we good guys
got to stick together, right?

Fighting evil
and all that kind of stuff.

So, since you guys are real

is it true that you have a...

spaceship?

We could sure use a lift to New York.

Hey, wait a minute, guys.

I think we better talk about this.

Don't you think
it's a little too coincidental

they showed up right
when we needed them?

What are you so upset about?

- They helped us out.
- Yeah.

Lighten up, Andros.
They're on our side.

We'd love to give you
guys a lift back home.

Let's book.

Alpha, ten coming aboard.

Shelladelic!

( Turtles cheering )

No! Wait!

Something isn't right here.

And here's where we
use the jump tubes

to morph onto the Galaxy Glider

or into the shuttle.

And then the shuttle combines
with the Megaship

to form the Astro Megazord.

- Exactly.
- I see.

Whoa, pizza.

Now this is fine dining.

Mmm.

- Ashley.
- Uh-huh.

Now about the navigational system...

- This computer, Deca...
- Yeah?

It knows everything?

DECA:
Are you spying, Andros?

And this, this is the engine room.

Home of the universe's
only Mega Accelerator.

So, just how fast can this ship go?

Maximum Hyper Rush Velocity

is classified information.

I see.

ALPHA: Ladies and
gentlemen... and turtles

we're over New York City.

Whoa! That's our stop.

Meet you on the bridge.

What I want to know is

why so many questions
about the Megaship?

Well, they're just... curious.

I mean, not everybody grew up

with a spaceship in their garage.

We don't have garages.

We have skyports.

( laughs )

DECA: Andros, the main computer
control port has been opened.

I knew it.

You are not authorized to access
this computer terminal.

What are you doing?

Just giving your buddy Deca
a better attitude.

I've been certified turtlefied!

( laughing )

And you're next.

Wait.
Can't we talk about this?

After him.

Deca, what's going on?

ALPHA:
I can tell you.

We're leaving the earth's orbit.

Someone has lowered our defenses.

Yeah, and that someone would be us.

This ship is officially
a "green machine."

Take the Megaship.

Rangers!

Alpha!

I don't think so.

Get them.

Whoa!

Don't let them get away!

( panting )

Something wrong here.

Quantrons?!

Everything is just so clean.

Computer...

Yo.

Set a course for the Teonta Galaxy

and no one, no one
commands this ship but me.

SPECTER: Astronema,
what have you to report?

ASTRONEMA:
Not only have I

captured all the Rangers

I'm also bringing you their ship

which will transform
into the mighty Astro Megazord.

You can destroy them with it.

Crush them with
their own Megazord.

How poetic.

I hate to rain on your parade

but we only have four Rangers...

( muffled speech )

Bring them to me immediately,
Astronema.

You're their leader.

Find the Red Ranger

or I'll throw the lot of you
into the nearest black hole.

Got it?

Got it.

Power Rangers,
you are fools to come here.

But we have the power.

( laughing )

Huh?

What was that clatter?

What's that?

Um, it's a... cutting tool.

It cut this.

Come on, to the jump tubes.

( beeping )

( gasps )

Stop them.

It's shellquake time.

Come on.

They're in the jump tubes.

Go for it, dude.

No way.

Who knows what these things do?

All systems on override.

Hyper Rush Velocity.

Get us out of here.

Bummer!

No shuttle, no Megazord.

Go after them.

Now you're talking.

Hold on to your shells.

Whoa!

The Megaship's turning around.

We don't stand a chance
if they catch us.

I got them, Astronema.

Lock weapons on the shuttle.

And...

What's that ahead?

It's a polarized magnetic field.
It will jam their sensors.

Huh?

What is that?

Wait a minute.

You're asking a turtle
who lives in a sewer

to explain a cosmic event?

Reverse polarized magnetic field
closing rapidly, dude.

Reverse polarized?

Veer away.

( yelling )

What's happening?

Dude...

ASTRONEMA:
What's happening?

I said veer away.

What are you doing?

( groaning )

Donatello, use the sensors
to locate the shuttle.

Venus, change course to...

Hold on to your horses,
little missy.

yeah, we don't work
for you anymore.

You don't?

'Fraid not.

The magnetic field...

it made them good mutants again.

Deca, self-destruct the Megaship.

Initiating command.

You want a change of course?

How's this?

Excellent!

We got our own spaceship!

Megaship will self-destruct
in seconds.

, ...

( all yelling )

, ...

...

You again.

You left without saying goodbye.

So I'll say it.

Goodbye.

..., , , , , ...

DONNY:
Which one was it?

No, not the blue.

..., , , ...

Hurry, Donatello.

I can't remember.

The blue wire or the green--

which one was it?

Focus.

..., , ...

Let it come to you.

Nine, eight, seven...

Hmm? Mean green!

...five, four, three...

two, one...

Self-destruct sequence aborted.

( cheering )

A beautiful day for destruction.

LEO:
Need a hand?

Oh, no. More trouble.

Take it.

What?

The green machine has gone clean.

Thanks, Leonardo.

I believe you this time.

ASTRONEMA:
Destroy them all.

Rad!

Let's kick some shell.

We're basic.

Come on.

I told them not to mess with me.

Ooh!

Whoa!

I tried to talk
some sense into them

but they just wouldn't listen.

No!

Shellquake!

Let's do it.

Get back in there.

Pileup.

Yeah.

Power Rangers... Ninja Turtles.

Nincompoops.

None of you has seen
the last of me.

But I thought you guys were on...

On her side?

How could we fight against
ladies as pretty as you two?

( kissing sounds )

Besides, we good guys
got to stick together.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Right?

( nervous chuckle )

Right.

( cheering )

You know, it's a long space walk

to New York.

Well, we've got a Megaship.

How about we give you a ride home?

May I?

That would be great.

Sorry you guys

got mixed up with Astronema.

Actually, it was a great chance

to get out of the sewer

and see the universe.

Well, if you guys
ever come to space

please stop by.

Yeah.
And if you're ever in New York

Hey, why don't you pop your head

into our sewer.

Sure.

Yeah, uh... we'd love to.

Hey, Deca, sorry about
the reprogramming thing.

No hard feelings, right?

I am not programmed
to hold a grudge, Donatello...

( yelling )

For long, at least.

I mean, sorry.

No hard feelings?

You know, there's something
I really would like to do...

just once... before I go.

Name it.

Ba-da-boom!

ALL:
Cowabunga!

Next time on...

Carlos discovers Andros has a sister

who was stolen years ago.

Bulk is attacked by an alien claw.

Andros returns to his home
planet to search for his sister

and is attacked by Ecliptor.

Carlos tried to intervene

but is badly wounded.

Where are you?

Now, Andros has to fight
a gigantic Ecliptor

but is no match.

Can the Rangers save him?

Find out next time on:

Fear me, Quantrons.

I have the balance of the Ninja.

Whoa.

( speaking japanese )

♪ You put your left foot in,
you put your left foot out... ♪

♪ You put your left foot in,
you put your left foot out... ♪

( giggling )