14x13 - Scaredy Cat

[bunniefuu]

[bird squawking]

♪ Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers

♪ Here come the Power Rangers

♪ All right, let's go
It's time to turn it on

♪ To set the record straight

♪ We're gonna come through
to right the wrong

♪ Fight evil
Ranger Power standing strong

- ♪ We got it going on
- ♪ Mystic Force, yeah!

♪ Five great Rangers here
There's no need to fret

♪ We're the ones that will make a way
Here to make a change

♪ When there's trouble, we don't play
We come together to save the day

♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go!

♪ Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers

- ♪ Here come the Power Rangers
- ♪ Mystic Force, yo!

♪ Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers

- ♪ Here come the Power Rangers
- ♪ Yo! Yo! Yo!

♪ Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers

- ♪ Here come the Power Rangers
- ♪ Mystic Force, let's go!

♪ Yeah! ♪

[Leelee] Is this it?

Can we go home now?

No. Patience, dear.

This is no ordinay sea cave.

Go and bring me what lies within!

Hmm.

Oh! Just as l thought.

- You're so cold.
- Thank you.

There is an energy field
protecting the cave.

l must have what's inside.

There. l took care of it.

Leelee, be a dear
and fetch me what's in there.

You're joking, right?

- Right?
- No!

[screams]

l was able to lessen
the protective field,

but it seems to be resistant
to even the slightest evil.

Too bad you're not the Power Rangers.

Hmm.

[Clare] Guys! Rangers! Help!

Come quickly! You've got to see this!

- Uh, l don't...
- Shh!

- [rattles]
- [screams]

- Did you see?
- It moved, it moved!

This is so great!
This is so great!

l'm so excited.
What does it mean?

lt means it's gonna hatch!

So does anyone know
how to hatch a dragon egg?

[all mumbling]

Udonna will know.

- Udonna's not here!
- Wha...

l know where we can find info.

Things You Want
to Know About Dragons.

Ah. Here we are. ''Hatching Dragons.

To hatch a dragon egg,
set the egg upright and...

...proceed to bludgeon it
with a sledgehammer until open.

Excellent. l'll get the hammer.

Oh, no, you don't!

[knocking]

- Huh? Oh...
- Do we have a door?

Knock, knock.

Ahh!

- It's only Phineas.
- [groans]

- Are you all right?
- Do l look like l'm all right?

l mean, do l ever come and knock
on your dragon nose thing?

Do l ever wear a rather unflattering
bandage around my head?

Do l ever have a throbbing,
pulsating, excruciating pain

echoing throughout my mouth?

Do l ever ask four questions in a row?

- Five, if you count...
- You have a toothache?

Aha! Bingo!

Could someone please help me
before my head explodes?

Wait, wait, wait. Let me see that.

- Say, ''Ahh.''
- Ahh.

Aren't there dentists in the woods?

Yes. No. Uh... What's a dentist?

lt's who you go to
when your tooth hurts.

Well, there's the boulder-roller.

Yeah, he's a little gnome.

And he ties one end of a vine
to your bad tooth

and the other to
a -pound boulder.

Hence the title ''boulder-roller''.

He then, uh, rolls
the boulder over a cliff,

voilà, bad tooth removed.

Or, you know,
you go over the cliff

with the boulder. [chuckles]
Either way, the pain is gone.

Oh! l did it again!

[groans]

We gotta get him to a dentist.

lt's all so... tall. And shiny.

[horn honking]

You can't iust go stepping
off the kerb in front of cars.

Thank you. l... l didn't know.

- New in town and all.
- Yeah.

[makes engine noise]

Wow. Love these, uh, car things.

- Ooh! Ooh! Can we go?
- No! No!

Help me!

Gotta find a Power Ranger!

- Monsters!
- What?

- Beach! Cave!
- Hey, Leelee, Leelee.

We don't know
where the Power Rangers are.

Why don't you look on the other side
of town and we'll look around here.

You can never find those
costumed freaks when you need them.

Ooh, pushy. l like that.

Who's she calling a costumed freak?

Sounds like trouble at the beach cave.

Why didn't the cystal ball
pick it up?

Hi, uh, over here.

Remember me? The one with the tooth?

Yeah, right. Someone should stay
and take him to the dentist.

Any volunteers?

[all muttering]

No, don't all jump at once.

l'm sure l'll be fine.

- Aw, Phineas.
- Come on, one of us has to stay.

- Mmm.
- Hey, guys!

Then again, maybe not. Hey.

[Chip] There it is!

- There's a few Hidiacs.
- Hardly what l'd call a global alert.

Let's get 'em! Yah!

Good Rangers. Fall into Necky's trap.

- Good iob! Let's check out that cave.
- Yeah.

[cackles]

So let me get this straight.
You're Xander's long-lost uncle?

From a small mountain village in Europe?

And you had a horrible...
skiing accident,

which is why your face is...
well, like this.

- Like what?
- And you also have a skin condition,

which is why you're wearing the hat
and the sunglasses and the trench coat.

By the way, friend,

what can you tell me about cars?

l mean, can you eat 'em?

Huh? Because they look pre_ tasty.

[Toby] Phineas...

Might have to cook 'em
a couple of days.

- Uh... [stammers]
- Oh!

There's a soft spot right here.
Come on!

[Nick] Hey! Eveybody, stop!
l can't see where l'm going!

[Chip] Will this help? Magi Staff!

Chip, you are a... Frog! Ahh!

Get it off! Get it off me!
Get it off me! Get it off me!

[all yelling]

[all grunting]

[Chip] You can't be afraid
of a little frog.

[Madison] l'm not afraid.
l'm petrified! Ugly, slimy frogs!

Speaking of ugly, what's that?

- Huh?
- It looks like a mummy.

Hey! Over here!
There's something else!

- Huh?
- What is it?

A lamp
with the Mystic Force crest on it.

A lost treasure.
And now it's ours.

- [rumbling]
- Eveybody, hang on!

Not another earthquake!

[croaking]

- The shaking's stopped.
- Yeah, that was really weird.

- [Vida] Yeah.
- [Nick] And what was that large bang?

l know the answer to your question.

That was you destroying the force field
that kept me out of here.

- Now give me what l came for!
- No! You're not getting this lamp.

l'm not?

You can keep your lamp.

l want this!

[all screaming]

[grunts] Where is she?

- She's gone.
- And she took the mummy.

l got a bad feeling
we'll see that thing again.

Yeah, maybe. But at least
she didn't get the lamp.

This must be your lucky day. The
receptionist said you'd wait for hours.

l've never seen a waiting room
clear out so fast.

Wonder what it
could have been. Ooh!

Ha-ha, flea. Mmm.

Which is a great source of protein
in the old county.

You know, sometimes we'd
celebrate Thanksgiving with fleas.

You know, tie their legs together,
cook 'em, eat 'em.

So you want to read
a magazine or something?

Yes. Definitely.

- What's a magazine?
- Joke.

Ha-ha-ha-ha...

So that's quite a beard
you've got there.

- Oh...
- Must have taken a while to grow.

Not sure.
Had it ever since l was a baby.

Yep, it's definitely
the mystic symbol on it.

Maybe there's more writing.

[all gasping]

l'm the great genie Jenii.
l grant you one wish.

- A genie?
- Got a problem with that?

- Well, no, no.
- Good. l hate violence.

Now, here's the rules.
You're the master, l'm the genie.

You get one wish, can't hurt anyone
with it, blah-blah-blah-blah...

A real live genie.
l always wanted one of those.

One wish. Don't take all day.
Got a lot of other things to do,

like sit in a cave
for another years.

- Are you blaming us?
- Oh, so now it's blame the big cat.

- So one wish, right?
- Airplanes,

balloons, cash, DVDs, not pirated,

elephants, ferns, gold, houses, igloos,

jade, kites, limes, moats,

necklaces, opals, polo ponies,
quills... Who put the steps?

...roast beef, six silver saddles,
Texas, underwear, vases,

whales, ylophones,
yaks and zebras. [gasps]

A to Z, anything your heart desires.

l know, with just one wish,

l wish...

...for ten wishes, for each of us.

- Granted!
- [all] Yeah!

Like nobody ever
asked for that before.

l wish...

...for OO diamonds.

You haven't washed your hands lately,
have you?

- Nothing happened.
- Of course not. You only had one wish.

Carrot-top wished
for ten wishes for each.

l granted that, thereby and henceforth
nulli_ing any further wishes.

- Hey, it's in the genie contract.
- [all grumbling]

Ooh! Is that a dragon's egg?
'Cause l'm hungy.

- Yes, it is.
- Can someone say ''omelette''?

Does you-know-who know that
you brought home a stray cat?

Don't wory.
l don't think we'll keep it.

lt's about to hatch.
Keep it warm. Someone sit on it.

lt's uncomfortable,
but it's the only way.

[Clare sighs] Oh, boy.

[Necrolai] It's working!

[gasps]

This new body, it feels right!

l feel so strong, so... beautiful!

Welcome back to your true world,
Master Imperious.

l am here to do your bidding.

Get off your knees, Mom.

What's with ''l will do your bidding''
to a guy dressed like a traffic light?

On your knees!

l'm so sending you
the cleaning bill for these pants.

l love being powerFul.

Now, arise, my servants!

''On you knees, arise.''
Will you make up your mind?!

Annoying insect.

Vistran Mightor!

Mom! Are you iust gonna stand there
and let him do this to me?

Yes. Sire, Koragg has not returned

since Morticon was destroyed.

Perhaps Koragg was destroyed too.
The thought pleases me,

for now you will be the one
to conquer the surFace world.

You will defeat the Power Rangers.

Excuse me!

We're forgetting someone!

[laughing] Oh!

- Would you like a towel?
- Yeah.

Nice to meet you. l'm Dr Tristrian.

New patient?

Oh, you look familiar.

Open wide.

Oh, you've been a bad boy.
You need to brush more often.

Excuse me, doctor.

Who are you? l've got a patient here.
You're interrupting his privacy.

Uh...

He's the patient.

l knew that.

Open wide.

Wider.

This is amazing!
l've never seen so many teeth.

The average adult human has,

uh... teeth.

- You must have, uh...
- Eighty-three.

But they're not all mine.
l borrowed some a couple of months back.

- You want something for the pain?
- Do l want something for the pain?

Yeah.

l have a new delivey system.
l devised it myself.

l call it my numbing laser.

Oh, no, l'm not the...

[Phineas laughs]

[mumbles] ...patient.

Good, good.

Now, the important thing is, you
can't get off the egg until it hatches.

- OK?
- How long will that take?

Well, a few minutes, a couple of days,
sometimes a month,

anything up to to years.

- Ooh!
- [all laughing]

Ooh. More eggs.

Evil doesn't sleep. We have to go.

OK, well, have fun. Play safe.
l'll be gone by the time you get back.

- Bye!
- Uh-uh. No way.

- You owe us wishes.
- What about the contract?

Back in the lamp.
You're coming.

Fine. But you should know
that when it comes to fighting...

- Ah, gotcha.
- ...l'm just a kitten. [chuckles]

[Jenji] l think l forgot my keys.

Someone should keep an eye...
Do you want me to sit on the egg?

Over there!

Whoa. Look at that.
l've never seen anything like it.

OK, well, this was fun.

What say we run home, grab a pillow
and hide under the covers?

[lmperious] At last! The Power Rangers!

Let me introduce myself.

l am the destroyer of your world.

l am Imperious,
dark wizard of the Underworld.

- [all] Hyah!
- Don't call yourself a wizard.

Wizards use their magic
to help people.

Your witch Udonna
has misled you, red wizard.

Magic is for fulfilling
all your own desires.

Come to my world,
and learn what real power is.

Thanks for the invite,
but not a chance!

[all screaming]

[cackles]

[cackles]

l iust remembered. We've got a genie
in here who owes us some wishes.

l'll rub it
and get Jenji to help us.

Sory, l've iust granted
my own wish. To leave!

- Wait!
- [Jenji screaming]

Some genie you are!

Fine, l'll do it myself.

Magi Staff. Hee-yah!

[lmperious cackling]

Where'd he go?

A better question:
Where are you... going?

Now you're gonna have
to deal with Xander!

Magi Staff! Vine Power!

You got me! Help me! Help!

- Gotcha!
- Mejura!

- No!
- You should be doing your magic

at children's parties.

lgnacio!

Ah! Ah! Ahhh!

- Next!
- Ha!

Let's see how you
handle Tornado Power!

l'm gonna blow you away!

l don't think so.

Bombosa!

Aah!

- You'd better cool it!
- Entoa!

Uh! Oh! Whoa!

Ty and stop this!

But how?

l have stronger magic.

That's how.

Ulafow!

[screaming]

Chip! That's it!

Power of the Phoenix!

- No!
- Hold on!

l'd like to help. It's this
huge fear thing that's stopping me.

l was misled into thinking

you would be
a more powerFul adversay.

Udonna has not chosen wisely.

But now l will show you real power.

Vilastow!

- That's iust unfair.
- Oh, yeah?

Well, we've got a few tricks too.

[all] Galwit Mysto Prifior!

You guys want pizza?
l'm buying!

[Jenji] Uh... panic!

[groans] It doesn't seem
to want to come out!

Pull harder!
l can't feel anything!

Ahh! Ahh!

Me neither.

Power Rangers!

Come on!

Oh, look, a flea!

l am growing bored
with this annoyance.

Mutra Vento!

- Ohh!
- Ahh!

- Ohh!
- Ahh!

- Ahh!
- Oh, no!

l can't watch!

We're not down yet!

Titan Megazord! Full Power!

lt is time to end this!

l wish l wasn't
such a little scaredy cat.

Wh-wh-whoa!

Who's a big cat now?!

- Jenii!
- What's this?

All right!
Who's your daddy now, mummy?

Look at this. Look at this.

What's in my hands?

- Foolish cat.
- Wrong. Power Rangers!

Hee-yah!

h*-h*! Being big is good!

- Ah.
- Got it!

- Ah... ah...
- Oh!

You were lucky. Take this!

- Take what?
- My magic is still weak

from my time in the cave.
l need to recharge.

My apologies for not
destroying you as promised, but l will.

- Luthaar!
- Yeah, well, you're a bigger Luther.

Peace out, mummy.

[all cheering]

[Madison] Yeah!

[croaking]

Toby! We are so glad you're here.

We looked all over the city for you
and Phine... Uncle Phineas.

[mumbling] He's fine.

We had a great day today.

Just look at him.

[making guitar noises]

Oh, no.

lt's like he never listened
to rock and roll before.

What have we done?

[singing]

[Udonna laughing]

Can't you iust
tell me the surprise?

No.

Now, keep your eyes closed
until we say you can open them.

All right. We hope you like pets

because we have a new cat.

Open your eyes.

- It's me. l'm the cat.
- Jenji.

Udonna, you haven't aged a day.

- l think we can keep him.
- Uh-huh.

l've missed you so much.
Where have you been?

- Well, let me tell...
- Daggeron, Bowen.

Do you know where Bowen is?

- No. You see...
- [Clare] Somebody, help me!

- OK, nice catching up.
- [Clare] Somebody!

lt's gonna hatch!

[all gasping]

What's going on?
What's happening?

- [dragon purrs]
- Waste of a perFectly good omelette.

Mama.

Huh?

[all laughing]