16x05 - Can't Win Them All

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Power Rangers". Aired: May 23, 1994 - present.*
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A closeknit band of teenagers in fictional Angel Grove, Calif., transforms into a uniformed team of superheroes ready to take on any villains.

Seasons 1-3: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers; 3.5: Alien Rangers; 4: Zeo; 5: Turbo; 6: Rangers in Space; 7: Lost Galaxy; 8: Lightspeed Rescue; 9: Time Force; 10: Wild Force; 11: Ninja Storm; 12: Dino Thunder; 13: S.P.D.; 14: Mystic Force; 15: Operation Overdrive; 16: Jungle Fury; 17: RPM; 17.5- RV: Mighty Morphin (re-version); 18: Samurai; 19: Super Samurai; 20: Megaforce; 21: Super Megaforce; 22: Dino Charge; 23: Dino Super Charge; 24: Ninja Steel; 25: Super Ninja Steel; 26-27: Beast Morphers; 28-29: Dino Fury; 30: Cosmic Fury
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16x05 - Can't Win Them All

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(SINGING)
Power Rangers

Go!

Here comes the Power Rangers
Jungle Fury

Go!

Training hard to be
the best that we can

Power Rangers!

Protecting people
from the evil Dai Shi clan

We stand up for what we know is right
We will never lose a fight

-Dai Shi
-Go away

-We're here
-To save the day

'Cause we're the Power Rangers
Jungle Fury

Jungle Fury!

We're fast, we're strong, unstoppable

Jungle Fury!

Here comes the Power Rangers
Jungle fury

Jungle Fury, go!

-Go! Go!
-Power Rangers

-Go! Go!
-Jungle fury

-Go! Go!
-Power Rangers

-Go! Go!
-Jungle Fury

(ALL GRUNTING)

(PANTING)

Come on. Is this the best you can do?

Come on. Is this the best you can do?

Stop your jabbering,
and just get out of it. If you can.

Stop your jabbering,
and just get out of it. If you can.

''lf'' being the operative word here.

''lf'' being the operative word here.

You got to be kidding me.

You got to be kidding me.

This is child's play. It's not even worth
breaking a sweat over.

This is child's play. It's not even worth
breaking a sweat over.

l knew it. Theo can't get out of it.

l knew it. Theo can't get out of it.

(THEO GRUNTING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH GROANING)

He got out of it.

He got out of it.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Poor Rantipede.

STINGARELLA: Poor Rantipede.

He shouldn't have taken
the Power Rangers so lightly.

He shouldn't have taken
the Power Rangers so lightly.

l think it's rather funny.
A centipede has one hundred legs.

GAKKO: l think it's rather funny.
A centipede has one hundred legs.

He should have used
a few of them to run away.

He should have used
a few of them to run away.

(GAKKO LAUGHING)

You shouldn't mock
a brother warrior, Gakko.

NAJA: You shouldn't mock
a brother warrior, Gakko.

What? Is that sympathy l hear?

What? Is that sympathy l hear?

Rantipede had his chance and he lost.

Rantipede had his chance and he lost.

lf it was me, we'd be celebrating
a great victory right now!

lf it was me, we'd be celebrating
a great victory right now!

l'm sure we would.

TOADY: l'm sure we would.

(YELLS)

Well, thanks for volunteering.
Since you want it, you got it.

Well, thanks for volunteering.
Since you want it, you got it.

The Rangers are all yours.

The Rangers are all yours.

Thank you.

Thank you.

(GRUNTING)

Ha! l am grateful for this chance
to show my superior abilities.

l am grateful for this chance
to show my superior abilities.

l will wreak havoc
on the tallest building.

l will wreak havoc
on the tallest building.

And when the Rangers come
to the rescue, l will destroy them!

And when the Rangers come
to the rescue, l will destroy them!

We'll see, lizard!

We'll see, lizard!

Get them while they're hot!

THEO: Get them while they're hot!

(GRUNTING)

(CUSTOMERS EXCLAIMING)

He's amazing.

He's amazing.

That's Theo. When he does something,
he does it better than anyone.

That's Theo. When he does something,
he does it better than anyone.

Guys, make yourself useful.

Guys, make yourself useful.

-Thanks for coming to JKP.
-Thanks.

-Thanks for coming to JKP.
-MAN: Thanks.

-Thanks. Hope you enioyed your meal.
-Thanks.

-Thanks. Hope you enioyed your meal.
-Thanks.

Whoo!

-l wonder how he does it?
-l wonder how he's so good?

-l wonder how he does it?
-l wonder how he's so good?

l wonder if he could teach me?

l wonder if he could teach me?

l wonder if he's the only employee
l need?

l wonder if he's the only employee
l need?

LILY: What? Hey.

What? Hey.

A joke. It was a joke.

(CHUCKLING) A joke. It was a joke.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(BEEPING)

What... Why are they always leaving?

What... Why are they always leaving?

Looks like it's iust you and me,
huh, boss? Boss?

Looks like it's iust you and me,
huh, boss? Boss?

(ALL GRUNTING)

(YELLING)

(GAKKO LAUGHING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

Look at them run from me.
They scatter like ants.

Look at them run from me.
They scatter like ants.

They know they are about
to meet their end,

They know they are about
to meet their end,

and no one can save them.

and no one can save them.

(LAUGHING)

Up there!

Up there!

How predictable you are.

How predictable you are.

(GROWLS)

What a joke!

What a joke!

Let's Ranger up!

Let's Ranger up!

Ready!

Ready!

-Ready!
-Ready!

-Ready!
-Ready!

Jungle Beast, spirit unleashed!

ALL: Jungle Beast, spirit unleashed!

With the strength of a Tiger,
Jungle Fury Red Ranger!

With the strength of a Tiger,
Jungle Fury Red Ranger!

With the stealth of a Jaguar,
Jungle Fury Blue Ranger!

With the stealth of a Jaguar,
Jungle Fury Blue Ranger!

With the speed of a Cheetah,
Jungle Fury Yellow Ranger!

With the speed of a Cheetah,
Jungle Fury Yellow Ranger!

(RANGERS GRUNTING)

-Come on!
-Bring it, kitties!

-Come on!
-Bring it, kitties!

(GROANING)

Come on!

Come on!

With the spirit of the Tiger,
Jungle Chuks!

With the spirit of the Tiger,
Jungle Chuks!

-Hey!
-Come up here, kitties!

-YELLOW RANGER: Hey!
-Come up here, kitties!

Come and fight on the ground, coward!

Come and fight on the ground, coward!

What's the matter?
Did you lose your roar?

What's the matter?
Did you lose your roar?

You may be able to fight
on the ground, Rangers.

You may be able to fight
on the ground, Rangers.

But on the side of a building,
that's where real warriors battle.

But on the side of a building,
that's where real warriors battle.

What?

YELLOW RANGER: What?

Fine. l'll come to you!

Fine. l'll come to you!

(SCREAMING)

(GROANS)

Casey! Are you okay?

YELLOW RANGER: Casey!
Are you okay?

Just a little sore.
How can we fight him up there?

Just a little sore.
How can we fight him up there?

Now, pay close attention!

Now, pay close attention!

Geckos have an uncanny ability
to stick to anything they walk on.

Geckos have an uncanny ability
to stick to anything they walk on.

lf you want to fight up there...
Tell you what, l'll bring it on!

lf you want to fight up there...
Tell you what, l'll bring it on!

Not even close!

Not even close!

(GAKKO LAUGHS)

Apparently, you have
no stick-to-it-ness. Here, catch!

Apparently, you have no stick-to-it-ness.
Here, catch!

(SCREAMING)

Theo! Are you all right?

YELLOW RANGER: Theo!
Are you all right?

l am clearly superior.
You are lucky, Rangers.

l am clearly superior.
You are lucky, Rangers.

Cause us no more problems,
or l will return and show you no mercy.

Cause us no more problems,
or l will return and show you no mercy.

Bye-bye!

Bye-bye!

Another day, Gakko.

Another day, Gakko.

(GROANS)

Good try, Theo. You almost got him.

Good try, Theo. You almost got him.

No, he made a fool of me.

No, he made a fool of me.

What?

What?

Theo!

Theo!

Hey, what's up with Theo?

LILY: Hey, what's up with Theo?

He ordered that pizza an hour ago
and he still hasn't even taken a bite.

He ordered that pizza an hour ago
and he still hasn't even taken a bite.

What's up, Theo? You want to do
something? Have some fun? Go for a...

What's up, Theo? You want to do
something? Have some fun? Go for a...

Go. Away.

Go. Away.

Hey.

Hey.

You know,
Lily drives me crazy sometimes.

You know,
Lily drives me crazy sometimes.

Always trying to be so peppy.

Always trying to be so peppy.

Oh, by the way,
can you show me how to spin pies

Oh, by the way, can you show me how
to spin pies like you were doing before?

like you were doing before?

No.

No.

Snap out of it, T.

Snap out of it, T.

lf RJ finds out you've iust been
sitting here all day, he could fire you.

lf RJ finds out you've iust been
sitting here all day, he could fire you.

Good. Fire me. Please.

Good. Fire me. Please.

Look, l'm iust the new guy here,
and l may not have the right to say this,

Look, l'm just the new guy here,

and l may not have the right to say this,

but you lost a fight.

but you lost a fight.

We lost a fight. It's not a big thing.

We lost a fight. It's not a big thing.

You can't iust fold your tent
and go home.

You can't iust fold your tent
and go home.

You're right. You don't have any right.

You're right. You don't have any right.

And, yeah, l can fold my tent
and go home. Just watch me.

And, yeah, l can fold my tent
and go home. Just watch me.

That went well.

That went well.

Gakko! Dai Shi is angry.

STINGARELLA: Gakko!
Dai Shi is angry.

You did nothing with the Rangers.

You did nothing with the Rangers.

Nonsense! l made fools of them!

Nonsense! l made fools of them!

And what good does that do?
They're still around.

And what good does that do?
They're still around.

They can still cause Dai Shi problems!

They can still cause Dai Shi problems!

This is my fight! l will do it my way!
Tell Dai Shi...

This is my fight! l will do it my way!

Tell Dai Shi...

Tell Dai Shi what?

Tell Dai Shi what?

(GRUNTS)

That the Rangers will be destroyed
the next time we meet.

That the Rangers will be destroyed
the next time we meet.

Good. Because the alternative is
using your skin for a new pair of boots.

Good. Because the alternative is
using your skin for a new pair of boots.

(LAUGHING)

Yours, too.

Yours, too.

-l didn't do anything.
-Exactly.

-l didn't do anything.
-Exactly.

Told you he was mad.

Told you he was mad.

(GRUNTS)

(CACKLES)

(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Yeah...

Yeah...

Whoa.

Ah.

Theo?

Theo?

Theo?

Theo?

Theo?

Theo?

l pay you for working, right?

l pay you for working, right?

Yep.

Yep.

Aren't you supposed to be working?

Aren't you supposed to be working?

Yep.

Yep.

Are you going to work?

Are you going to work?

Why bother?
You can get someone better.

Why bother?
You can get someone better.

Possibly. But right now, l've got you.

Possibly. But right now, l've got you.

Yeah, too bad for you.

Yeah, too bad for you.

l got b*at in that fight.

l got b*at in that fight.

Yes, you did. b*at pretty badly.
l saw it on all five screens. It was ugly.

Yes, you did. b*at pretty badly.
l saw it on all five screens. It was ugly.

Recorded it, played it back,
it was still ugly.

(CHUCKLING) Recorded it,
played it back, it was still ugly.

You're not going to let that stop you,
are you?

You're not going to let that stop you,
are you?

Yep.

-Yep.
-l see.

l see.

Come on. We're going on a road trip.
Help me with my chair.

Come on. We're going on a road trip.
Help me with my chair.

Your chair?

Your chair?

We will terrorise the humans.
Sooner or later,

We will terrorise the humans.
Sooner or later,

the Power Rangers will make
their feeble attempt to save the day.

the Power Rangers will make
their feeble attempt to save the day.

How about now?

CASEY: How about now?

Oh, too bad. Huh. Only two.

Oh, too bad. Huh. Only two.

But that'll do. Get them!

But that'll do. Get them!

(RANGERS GRUNTING)

When Theo gets here,
if Theo gets here,

When Theo gets here,
if Theo gets here,

he's going to have to fight me as well.

he's going to have to fight me as well.

RJ, it's Casey! Where's Theo?

RJ, it's Casey! Where's Theo?

He's with me.

He's with me.

Good. Lily and l are engaged in a battle
with the Rin Shi and Gakko.

Good. Lily and l are engaged in
a battle with the Rin Shi and Gakko.

Camille's here, too!

Camille's here, too!

Well, fight on, my man!

Well, fight on, my man!

We need Theo!

We need Theo!

You do not need him.
You may want him...

You do not need him.
You may want him...

Fine! We want him!

Fine! We want him!

Sorry. Not possible.

Sorry. Not possible.

Theo is occupied at the moment.

Theo is occupied at the moment.

How are you doing?

How are you doing?

Oh, just great. Can l come down now?

Oh, just great. Can l come down now?

Not until you get to the top.

Not until you get to the top.

Was that Casey and Lily?
Are they in trouble?

Was that Casey and Lily?
Are they in trouble?

Big trouble. But what good are you?

Big trouble. But what good are you?

You lost your confidence
in that last fight.

You lost your confidence
in that last fight.

l can try.

l can try.

Trying without confidence
is called ''dumb luck.''

Trying without confidence
is called ''dumb luck.''

Now, get up there.
Then we'll consider you joining them.

Now, get up there.
Then we'll consider you joining them.

-Well done, Rangers.
-Yeah!

GAKKO: Well done, Rangers.
BOTH: Yeah!

That should have tired you nicely.
Now for the real battle to begin.

That should have tired you nicely.
Now for the real battle to begin.

This is not a good day.

This is not a good day.

(PANTING)

There! Made it.

There! Made it.

Oh, great. Now, walk across.

Oh, great. Now, walk across.

Walk across?

Walk across?

l'll be in my chair.

l'll be in my chair.

(GRUNTING)

(HUMMING)

Whoa!

There, l made it. Are you happy?

There, l made it. Are you happy?

Most of the time. But not quite yet.

Most of the time. But not quite yet.

lncoming!

lncoming!

This is ridiculous!

This is ridiculous!

(HUMMING)

(HUMMING)

l can't do this!

l can't do this!

Two days ago,
before you lost the fight to Gakko,

Two days ago,
before you lost the fight to Gakko,

you had all the confidence in the world.

you had all the confidence in the world.

You could fight with the best of them.
You had strength, balance, and control.

You could fight with the best of them.
You had strength, balance, and control.

You could do anything you wanted
because you had confidence.

You could do anything you wanted
because you had confidence.

l was beaten!

l was beaten!

So what, dude?
We all lose at some point in our lives.

So what, dude?
We all lose at some point in our lives.

What makes great warriors
is not winning every fight.

What makes great warriors
is not winning every fight.

lt's what we do with ourselves
when we lose.

lt's what we do with ourselves
when we lose.

You had what it takes before that loss.
You still have it.

You had what it takes before that loss.
You still have it.

You iust don't know where to look for it.
Here's a hint. It's not a thing,

You iust don't know where to look for it.
Here's a hint. It's not a thing,

it's a state of mind.

it's a state of mind.

-What if l can't find it again?
-What if you can?

-What if l can't find it again?
-What if you can?

Your choice.

Your choice.

Confidence is a state of mind.
Choose it!

Confidence is a state of mind.
Choose it!

l have all day.

l have all day.

Lily and Casey, they may not.

Lily and Casey, they may not.

(LAUGHING)

l'm getting tired of this.

l'm getting tired of this.

Me, too.

Me, too.

Ready! Jungle Beast, spirit unleashed!

BOTH: Ready!
Jungle Beast, spirit unleashed!

Allow me!

Allow me!

(ROARING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

RED RANGER: Hey!

Yeah!

YELLOW RANGER: Yeah!

Catch me if you can, kitties!

Catch me if you can, kitties!

Come down and fight like a monster!

Come down and fight like a monster!

You come here!
And where's the Blue Kitty?

You come here!
And where's the Blue Kitty?

Right here, Gakko!

Right here, Gakko!

Huh! l see you need another lesson
about fighting on my turf!

Huh! l see you need another lesson
about fighting on my turf!

Do your best!

Do your best!

That's nothing. You just got lucky!

That's nothing. You just got lucky!

Whoa!

-Yeah! Looks like Theo's back!
-Yeah!

-Yeah! Looks like Theo's back!
-Yeah!

Way to go, Theo!

Way to go, Theo!

He's done it!
Theo's gotten his game back!

He's done it!
Theo's gotten his game back!

Come on, Theo.
Show him what you've got!

Come on, Theo.
Show him what you've got!

-You got it!
-Yes, show me.

-You got it!
-Yes, show me.

There is no way to b*at me up here.
This is my world!

There is no way to b*at me up here.
This is my world!

That's where you're wrong.
Your world or my world! You're history!

That's where you're wrong.
Your world or my world! You're history!

Let's go!

Let's go!

What?

What?

Up here!

Up here!

Look at Theo go! That's it, buddy!

Look at Theo go! That's it, buddy!

All right, Theo. You're back.

All right, Theo. You're back.

(SCREAMS)

Gakko, you b*at me before because
l didn't have confidence in myself.

Gakko, you b*at me before because
l didn't have confidence in myself.

Well, l do now.

Well, l do now.

This is impossible. This is my domain!
My speciality!

This is impossible. This is my domain!
My speciality!

Enough playing.
l'm going to finish this!

Enough playing. l'm going to finish this!

(SHOUTING)

That should take the fight out of him.

That should take the fight out of him.

You were great, Theo.

YELLOW RANGER:
You were great, Theo.

''Great'' isn't the word for it.
You were awesome!

''Great'' isn't the word for it.
You were awesome!

Thanks, guys!

Thanks, guys!

That does it! Now l'm mad!
l'll get you, Blue Ranger!

That does it! Now l'm mad!
l'll get you, Blue Ranger!

And your little friends, too!

And your little friends, too!

We'll see about that!

We'll see about that!

l've got all your tricks!

l've got all your tricks!

Come on!

THEO: Come on!

(SCREAMING)

-Had enough?
-Had enough?

-Had enough?
-Had enough?

Had enough?
l'm just getting started with you!

Had enough?
l'm just getting started with you!

Mind if we play, too?

YELLOW RANGER:
Mind if we play, too?

All are welcome!

All are welcome!

Animal Spirits, unite as one!

ALL: Animal Spirits, unite as one!

Jungle Pride Megazord!

ALL: Jungle Pride Megazord!

Give it your best sh*t, Rangers!

Give it your best sh*t, Rangers!

This time they're going down!

This time they're going down!

FLIT: Hmm.
Care to place a wager on that?

Care to place a wager on that?

Here l am!

GAKKO: Here l am!

lt's like he's dancing
his way out of trouble!

FLIT: It's like he's dancing
his way out of trouble!

Gakko is floating like a butterfly,
but can he sting like a bee?

Gakko is floating like a butterfly,
but can he sting like a bee?

Man, he's fast.

Man, he's fast.

The Rangers!
A big swing, and a miss!

FLIT: The Rangers!
A big swing, and a miss!

You missed me!

GAKKO: You missed me!

lt looks like Gakko
is far superior to the... Wait!

lt looks like Gakko
is far superior to the... Wait!

The tide is turning.

The tide is turning.

lt looks as if the Rangers
are getting the upper hand.

lt looks as if the Rangers
are getting the upper hand.

The right hand to be exact!

The right hand to be exact!

We've got him!

We've got him!

(ALL SCREAM)

Here! Let me give you a hand!

Here! Let me give you a hand!

And l'll give myself another arm
as well!

And l'll give myself another arm as well!

You've gotta hand it to Gakko,
he has the Rangers b*at!

You've gotta hand it to Gakko,
he has the Rangers b*at!

Was the young fly so wrong
in his predictions with the evil,

Was the young fly so wrong
in his predictions with the evil,

ugly chameleon?

ugly chameleon?

No offence.

No offence.

None taken.

None taken.

But l would squash you, if l wasn't
so pleased with this m*ssacre.

But l would squash you, if l wasn't
so pleased with this m*ssacre.

Surprise, Rangers! l'm behind you!

Surprise, Rangers! l'm behind you!

Do something!

Do something!

l can't!

l can't!

l can.

l can.

Looks like the Rangers
are armed and dangerous!

FLIT: Looks like the Rangers
are armed and dangerous!

Why won't they lose?

Why won't they lose?

Spin att*ck!

ALL: Spin att*ck!

Jungle Pride Megazord!

ALL: Jungle Pride Megazord!

(FLIT LAUGHS)

Camille, what a devastating loss.
You must feel awful.

Camille, what a devastating loss.
You must feel awful.

And despite my sensitivity
to your grief, pay up!

And despite my sensitivity to your grief,
pay up!

Gladly!

Gladly!

(FLIT SCREAMING)

l have never witnessed such weakness.

l have never witnessed such weakness.

Not one of you steps forward
and carries out my wishes.

Not one of you steps forward
and carries out my wishes.

l don't know why
l don't take care of you myself

l don't know why
l don't take care of you myself

and spare the Rangers the trouble!

and spare the Rangers the trouble!

Fine with me!

Fine with me!

Silence! You're within an inch of
getting exterminated yourself.

Silence! You're within an inch of
getting exterminated yourself.

lt looks like he's back to being Theo.

lt looks like he's back to being Theo.

Confident.

Confident.

Self-assured.

Self-assured.

Working.

Working.

(GRUNTS)

(EXCLAIMS)

You forgot...only human.

You forgot...only human.
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