04x07 - Let There Be Light

[bunniefuu]

( Opening theme music playing )

( Tearfully )

Goodbye, sheridan.

I do wish he'd reconsider wearing a vest.

I used to so enjoy ironing his little vests.

Ah

-

- The postman! Er, good morning, mrs.

"Boo

-Kit"

-

- Er, "bucket"

-

- Er, "bouquet.

" That was sheridan.



- Oh, really?

- My son.

Oh sheridan "bouquet.

" Exactly.

He's at university, you know.

No, I didn't, actually.

They grow up so quickly.



- Do you have children?

- Er, seven.

( Stammers )

S

-Seven? Yeah.

Quite an achievemen when you have to be up so early.

It's a mercy you're on foo and not on a bicycle.

Is sheridan looking thinner? Hmmm? Don't you think he's looking thinner? My walle is looking thinner.

And I don't think I like his hair in that style.

( Sad sigh )

Oh

-Hh.

He used to have such lovely hair.

It's gone thin already.

I'm not surprised, you practically stroked it away when he was young.

And what about this new interest of his

-

- "The workers' revolutionary vanguard"? Is it really suitable, do you think? With sheridan's education and background, surely he ough to be in the "executives' revolutionary vanguard.

" ( Snores softly )

Onslow? Hmmm? Why don't we have a second honeymoon? Well, why don't we have a second honeymoon? I remember what happened the first time.

Me, too.

I remember what happened the first time.

( Giggles )

We argued all the time.



- Not all the time.



- Nearly all the time.

I couldn't get over that confession of yours.

Well, I though it was only proper.

If we were starting married life we shouldn' have any secrets.

What a time to spring I on a bloke

-

- On his wedding night! Barely got started on all your new underwear, and then you told me.

It was a bit much, you getting up and going out for a long walk.

I had to think abou things

-

- Decide if I could live with it.

I can't think what was so bad about it.

You should have come clean about I before we got married.