(log chiming)
(bright music)
- How is it.
- Delicious, as usual.
I guess my cooking
lessons paid off.
- That's right, I
learned from the best.
- Hmm-mm.
- I got a career woman
that can cook her ass off.
- (giggles) That is right...
In the kitchen, in the
courtroom, and in the bedroom.
- Ooh, she's bad.
(Jade giggling)
(bright music continues)
- Donovan, are you serious?
We talked about this over,
and over, and over again.
No!
I went to Harvard.
I worked my ass off
to be at that firm.
I'm not about to
just quit my job
because I'm marrying
a football player.
- Excuse me?
You're not just marrying
a football player.
You're marrying the recipient
of the highest contract
of the season, "and
arguably", says ESPN,
"the best receiver in the NFL."
I'm not just a football player.
- That's not what
I said, Donovan.
- That is what you said, Jade.
- Babe, look-
- No, you look.
All right, when we get married,
you're leavin' that
job, that's it!
(Jade scoffs)
- Why?
- Because it's not ideal
for our lifestyle, Jade.
My wife can't work.
Who's gonna raise my kids?
Who's goin' to all my games?
I'm not having you hounded
by tabloid paparazzi
every time you step
out of a courtroom.
And I'm damn sure not
having hotshot lawyers
and big-time judges
hitting on you
just because you're my wife!
It's not gonna happen!
- You're right.
- Thank you.
Finally, some common
sense on this issue.
- I can't marry you.
- What?
Are you f*cking kidding me?
No, no, no, are you
f*cking kidding me?
So, you're breakin' up with me?
- It's not what I said,
I just said that
I can't marry you.
- I can't marry you.
What the hell does
that mean, Jade?
I don't f*cking believe this!
You're breaking up with me!
You are, you're f*cking
breaking up with me!
- Calm down.
Sit down.
Stop getting so angry.
- I, I'm not angry, okay?
I'm mad!
Okay, you wanna do this?
Gimme back the ring!
- What?
- You heard me!
Gimme back the ring!
- Three years of my life being
completely committed to you,
and after everything
that I've put up with,
you have the audacity to ask
me for a f*cking ring back!
This sh*t is barely
a consolation prize!
- Gimme back the ring!
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.
Give me back the ring!
- Give me back the coochie!
- Huh?
- You heard me.
(Donovan Stuttering) Uh um I.
(imitates Donovan stuttering)
Uh Um. That's what I thought!
You'll get your ring back
when you figure that sh*t out.
(door slams)
- Give it back?
(playful intense hip hop
music with rap vocals)
(intense music)
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I'm Donovan.
I haven't seen you around,
did you just move in?
- Well, Donovan, not that
it's any of your business,
but no, I don't live here.
My parents live here and I'm
staying while their away.
Is that okay with you?
- I'm, I'm just trying to
be friendly, that's all.
Are are you okay?
Are you waiting for someone?
- If you must know, I've
locked myself outta my car,
and I'm waiting on a locksmith.
- Look, I'm, I'm
sorry for being rude,
my full name's Donovan Steele.
I, I didn't get yours.
- I'm Heidi, Heidi Monroe,
and I'm (chuckling)
not interested.
- Okay, Heidi Monroe.
Mr. and Mrs. Monroe's daughter?
- That would be me.
- I know your parents.
Yeah, I bought my car from
your dad's dealership.
- That's very nice, Donovan,
and I'm still not interested.
- Ouch.
Well, if you get hungry
during your visit
and you want a home-cooked meal,
you're more than welcome
to come by my place.
Unlike most men of brawn, I
pride myself in the kitchen.
- That's very nice. Thank you.
- Okay.
- Did you say Donovan Steele?
- That would be me.
- The NFL receiver,
Donovan Steele?
- Yes.
- Hah, you look
much bigger on ESPN.
- (chuckles) I'm much
bigger where it counts.
(phone ringing)
- Hello?
Yes, this is Heidi.
Thank you, I'll be right out.
I gotta go, that
was the locksmith.
But, Donovan, I just might take
you up on that dinner offer.
- I'll be waiting.
(gentle hip hop music)
(phone ringing)
- Donovan Steele.
- Yes, I'm calling for Don Oven.
- Don Oven?
- Yes, Don Oven,
AKA Mr. D. Steele.
- (chuckles) Marcus,
man stop playin'.
Where are you?
- I'm at the gym.
Why are you not here?
- Yeah, sorry about that.
I slept in this morning,
plus it's been a crazy week.
- Man, I am getting sick
and tired of your excuses
for being late and
not showing up at all.
And I get it.
You had a rough week
with the fiance.
And that's why I'm calling you.
- Wait, Marcus, whose number
are you calling from right now?
- Oh, yeah, this
is my new number.
- You changed your number again?
(chuckles) Which woman did
you piss off this time?
- All right, don't
worry about that, okay?
I've got some brotherly
advice for you, so listen up.
You are single now, so I'm
gonna need you to get out there
and sow your oats.
And remember, it's yo
dutay, to tap that bootay.
- Yeah right, and be like you,
constantly changing my
number every two months,
waiting for the next
pair of high heels
to come wailing on my head?
Man, I don't think so.
- Man, don't even hate, okay?
You know it's been
a rough year for me.
You know a player like me has
to stay completely elusive,
and that is the secret
to not getting busted.
- [Woman] There you are,
you two-timing loser!
(handbag smashing)
- Marcus?
Marcus?
Hello?
(gentle hip hop music)
(football commentating on TV)
(gentle hip hop music continues)
(phone ringing)
- What up, Chad?
- Yo, what up, D. Steele?
How you doin', my man?
- I'm good, I'm good.
Where you at?
- I just got back from the gym.
Yo, I thought you'd
be there today?
- Nah, man, I gotta go later,
it's been a crazy week.
- So I heard.
But how you really doing, Dono'?
- I told you, I'm good.
- You know what I
mean, man, come on.
- Look, I'm not even thinking
about her, all right.
That's water under the
bridge, history, done.
- All right, all right,
I'm just making sure.
We got a whole
season ahead of us,
and we can't be having
any distractions
for our star wide receiver,
you know what I'm sayin'?
- Hey look, you ain't gotta
worry about me, all right.
D. Steele is always
gonna be D. Steele.
No distractions here.
- (chuckles)
Excellent, excellent.
Well, I say you take
this time to be single,
you know what I
mean, just do you.
You need me? I got you.
We all got you.
But don't listen to Marcus,
you know that boy's crazy.
He's been hit in the
helmet way too many times.
- Thank you, bro.
I appreciate it.
I'll talk to you
later, all right.
(gentle hip hop music continues)
(phone ringing)
Hello?
- What up, D. Steele?
- What up, Pete?
- Will you be at
Chad' this weekend?
Remember, it's your turn
to bring the drinks.
- Of course I'll be there,
man, he just called me.
And I know, it's my turn to
bring the drinks, I got it.
- And make sure
it's hard liquor.
Don't try to hand me down any
of those girly wine
bottles from your kitchen.
- I could use some hard
liquor right now, man.
It's been a crazy week.
- I heard.
You okay, my man?
- Man, I'm fine.
Why y'all keep
asking if I'm okay?
- Um, who's y'all?
- Pete, don't play stupid.
- Man, don't get all sensitive.
You just said you
needed hard liquor,
and you barely even drink,
so it sounds like
you may not be fine.
- Pete, I'm sorry,
bro, I, I just-
- Don't get all sensitive on me.
Yuck!
I'll see you this weekend.
Take your mopin ass to the gym,
work out, get your
testosterone flowin',
go for a ride, meet somebody.
(gentle hip hop music continues)
- Oh, hey, Chad!
- Yo, what up, big Perry?
- Good, man. What you up to?
- Not much, man, just a...
Actually, I'm taking
a sh*t. (chuckles)
- Aw, come on, man.
Oh hey, has Marcus
changed his number again?
- You know that crazy fool,
he's out hoeing
around somewhere.
- Damn.
- So, you comin
over this weekend?
- Aw, man, I can't.
I'm going to Disneyland
with the kids and the wifey.
But, hey, I'll be
there next week.
Same time, same place?
- For Show for show.
- Cool.
Oh hey, what's up with Donovan?
He missed training again.
- I just got off the
phone with him actually,
he says he's all
right, but, you know.
- Please, you know he's lying,
but we have to help him
through this breakup sh*t.
But let's come easy on him,
because you know he's
kind of sensitive.
- (chuckles) Yeah,
sensitive like a woman.
- Hey, Ms. SinClair.
- Hi, Donovan,
sweetie, how are you?
- How you doin'?
- Oh, stop flirting
with me, Donovan.
How's that beautiful
fiance of yours?
I haven't seen
her around lately.
- Actually, Ms. SinClair,
I no longer have a fiance.
- Say what?
You gotta be kidding!
I couldn't wait for the wedding.
I already had my outfit
and everything picked out.
I've got your gift.
- Aw, Ms. SinClair, I
really appreciate that,
but I guess you're gonna
have to take it back.
Do you forgive me?
- Don't be silly.
Of course I forgive you,
I'm just heartbroken.
Ugh, well, don't let
an old lady keep you,
I know you're goin' out.
I'll talk to you later.
- Bye, Ms. SinClair.
- And keep your spirits up!
Ooh.
g*dd*mn, he's so fine.
I gotta get me some of that.
(bright hip hop
music with vocals)
Yeah yeah
Yeah
Oh, oh, oh
I saw her at the bar so
I had to spark a convo
Oh oh
And I can tell by her
accent that she's Dominicana
Oh oh
Long black hair,
short black skirt
I told her that she
probably can't dance though
She fell for my slick words
And did some things that
I was unprepared for
I just wanna see
your body move, girl
Just gimme one dance
I'll be on my way
Ooh, I did not expect that
Drive me one time
and it's otra vez
Otra vez
Do it again for me
Otra vez
Do it again for me
Otra vez
Do it again for me
Otra vez
- Hi.
- Excuse me, were you
just staring at me?
- Now why would I
be staring at you?
A strange woman I've
never met before.
Just because you happen to
be working out next to me?
See, the question is,
were you staring at me?
- (chuckles) Listen, sweetie.
Besides you parking yourself
next to me in this gym,
we have absolutely
nothing in common,
and there's no reason I
would ever be staring at you.
Besides, I'm engaged.
- Where's your ring?
- I don't wear one
while I'm working out.
- Oh, so you're wrong.
- About what?
- See, I'm also engaged,
so we actually have
a lot in common.
(bright hip hip music)
So, am I gonna see you again?
- (chuckles) Of course you will.
I come here often, so I'm sure
we'll see each other again.
(hip hop vocals continue)
Do it again for me
Otra vez
Do it again for me
Otra vez
Do it again for me
Otra vez
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(gentle hip hop music)
- No the hell she didn't.
She told you to give it back?
Wow, but that's impossible.
- See, that's exactly
what I thought.
- Man, Jade is ruthless.
What can you even say
to something like that?
Okay, well, what did you say?
- I, I don't know, I,
I, I, I... (stuttering)
Oh, so you did the
natural seal impression,
where you were just like,
"oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I-
- Marcus! Shut up,
man.... Ridiculous!
Man, I'm just playin with you.
- Well, my man, like I
said, you're single now,
so don't go rushing anymore
serious relationships.
Enjoy your freedom, focus
on the game, 'cause...
We got a Super Bowl to go to!
- Mm.
- Uh.
Uh.
- That's right.
Now you can say focused.
You know what I mean? Focused.
Let no woman throw
you off track.
Hey, I'm kinda glad it happened,
'cause she woulda just been more
of a headache down the line.
- Yeah.
- I guess, I just, I cannot
believe she dissed me like that.
Like, I know it's
over, but I don't know,
I just can't say
I don't miss her.
- Pfft, aw, (chuckles)
he misses her.
Is D. Steele getting D.
soft on us? (chuckling)
- Marcus, if you don't
stop f*cking with me,
you gonna get D's nuts.
- I'm just playin' with you!
God.
- Look, man, you screwed up.
But that screw up
likely saved you
from a lifetime of
commitment bondage.
- Yeah, tell me about it.
Getting married during
your prime in the NFL,
what the hell were you thinking?
- Yeah.
- Those educated career type
women, they're hard to tame.
Why do you think most
pro athletes marry
the dumb, beautiful women?
You see, it's all a game.
(Chad chuckling)
- But, unfortunately, you
made a cardinal mistake
when you asked
for the ring back.
That kinda pushed
her over the edge
to the point of no return.
- (chuckles) And he didn't
just ask for the ring back,
he demanded it.
He walked up to
Jade and was like,
"Hey. Hey, gimme back the ring!"
She, (chuckling) she looked
right at him and was like,
"Hey, gimme back the
coochie." (chuckling)
- Yo, Marcus!
Just shut up, bro!
Shut up!
- God!
- What's wrong with this kid?
- Yeah, I don't know, dude.
Lemme tell you-
- Like he's 12.
Seriously.
(gentle bright music)
- The next time you guys
talk me into going to safari,
remind me to wear a black dress,
I had, like, 12
doppelgangers tonight.
- I know. Thank
God I wore a zebra.
- Okay, Brooklin,
your dress is zebra,
cheetah, hyena, and
literally everything else.
- Oh, says the lady in
the green snake dress?
- It's green leopard.
- Guys, guys.
I can't contain
myself any longer.
First, thank you
for taking me out
to get my mind off things,
but I need to vent.
Can we talk about this ring?
That Donovan thinks
he's getting back.
W- w- wait, what?
Girl, he asked you to
give the ring back?
- What kind of man-
- Aah, don't even
get me started.
Okay, the fact that he
thinks that cheap-ass ring
even begins to measure the time
that you've committed
is ridiculous.
Men who ask for the ring back...
Are the worst
The worst. No decency.
I'm telling you, if
Richard ever said anything
like that to me, oh, he
wouldn't be breathing.
- Hmm.
You guys seem to have
the perfect marriage.
- Hm.
- God, to think I was gonna
give my life to him.
I was thinking about
quitting my career.
- Hm-mm.
- Ugh.
- Why can't he be
more like Richard?
- Oh.
- You guys are perfect.
- Please, all that
glitters is not gold.
If he asks me to have
a baby one more time.
- Mm.
- Girl, you give him one?
- Brooklin, please, I am not
having any babies anytime soon.
That is not what we
went to Harvard for.
- What about you?
- Oh, Jade, you know I do
not want to marry Eric.
- Okay, then why
are you with him?
- Girl, you know that
hose is relentless.
- You gotta be kidding me.
- Girl, the penis is too
good, I cannot give that up.
- Four years and no ring.
No penis is that good, Brooklin.
- Okay, wait, wait, wait,
wait, let's take it back.
So you told him to
give the goodies back.
What did he say?
- Ooh, I would've
loved to see his face.
- Nothing. He
didn't say anything?
- Nothing!
- No, he just stood there
with this look on his face,
and his mouth was wide
open, and he was like.
- What?
- (laughs) Okay, okay, well,
well how long did he stand
there with his mouth open?
- Yeah. And how
wide was it open?
- Let's put it this way;
his mouth was open
wider and longer
than Kim K on her knees in
a Super Bowl locker room.
- Oh my God. My God. (laughing)
I can't, I can't.
- No.
- No.
- No.
(gentle hip hop music)
- Chad, my glass is empty.
- Well, I hope you're at least
enjoying yourself lately,
because mopin'
around is not cool.
- (chuckles) Yeah, man,
it's freakin' weak.
I mean, personally, you
don't wanna end up a disgrace
to the football race,
you know what I'm sayin'?
- Marcus! What?
- Don't. Okay.
Don't tell me you guys
have never heard that.
- No.
- Mm-mm.
- Literally, never
heard that in my life.
- Disgrace to the football race.
- It doesn't even make sense,
- No.
- I just don't get it.
- Anyway...
Fellas, there was this girl I
met at the gym the other day.
- And what happened with
this girl at the gym?
- We were just, you know,
in the gym restroom.
Well, actually we were
all over the gym restroom.
- Hey, oh!
- Say what?
My boy's sowing
his oats, finally!
- Well-
- Tell me, man.
Did you, you know?
Did you, you know, you know
what I'm talking about.
- (chuckles) Well,
Marcus, it was my duty
to tap that bootay!
- [Group] Eh!
- That's what I'm talkin' about.
- My man, D. Steele,
back in action.
- Hey, man.
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
- Cheers to that.
- Hm.
Oh my gosh, that
was right before
I started dating Steven Klein.
You remember him?
- Oh, Mr. District
Attorney, Steven Klein?
- Mm-hmm.
- You know, I heard he's doing
really well for himself.
You should give him a call,
I'm sure he'd love
to hear from you.
- Yeah, if he's not married.
- He's not.
- What?
- I Google him.
I Googled him.
He's very successful
and very single.
- Available.
- Mm-hmm.
We had a amical breaking
up, he was always very kind.
- Hm.
- Nice boy.
Nothing like Donovan.
You know, I think about him
every year around this time.
- Why is that?
- His birthday is a week
after Donovan's birthday,
so every year, around
this time, I think of him
because of Donovan's birthday.
- [Leona] Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, this birthday is
gonna be the first year
that he is womanless.
No flowers, no cards, no
sex, no breakfast in bed.
- Hm.
- Good, it serves him right.
- Oh.
- Absolutely.
- Boom.
- Wait a second, you guys,
seriously, today's my birthday,
and Jade didn't even call me.
I mean, she didn't even send a
card, or a text, or anything.
It's just, after all
I've invested in her,
that, that really hurts.
Plus, you clowns
forgot about me too.
Yeah, I think I'm
coming over here
to some big surprise party,
and I walk in the door
all excited, and
it's just you guys.
Seriously?
- We didn't know it
was your birthday.
It's your birthday!
- Nah, man, today's
not your birthday.
- Nah.
- It's your birthday.
It's your birthday
We gonna turn it up
'Cause it's your birthday
We're gonna partay
'Cause it's your birthday
We gonna turn it up,
'cause it's your birthday
We gonna partay
What, what, what, what, what
- (chuckles) Yeah, man, awesome.
That's it?
- (chuckles) This freakin' guy.
- Fellas, where the ladies at?
- Hey, hey, hey, brace
yourself, my man.
The ladies are waiting,
but we are about
to be on our way
to buffet and cocktails, with
our colleagues of course,
at the Playmate Estate.
- At the Playmate Estate?
- The Playmate Estate.
- And then, we have
the entire VIP lounge
at the Black Gold Club.
- What, the Black Gold Club?
Pete!
- Hold up, there's more.
Then, our private two-story
suite awaits us at...
The Omni!
- The Omni?
Oh, my dudes, let's go, man!
- What?
- We're not finished.
And at the break of dawn, we
are personally being served
an exclusive private
breakfast by Chef Bordeaux.
- Chef Bordeaux?
- Chef Bordeaux.
- The Chef Bordeaux?
Oh my God!
Well, let's go!
- Let's go.
- Let's go then.
- Yeah, let's go!
- Come on!
- Yeah, yeah, I know Summer,
but I really need your help.
Come on, we've been
friends for forever,
don't do me like this.
I need a favor because
you're my friend.
I need someone I can trust.
- [Summer] Well, that
is a simple request,
but why are you painting
the Lamborghini?
I love the yellow.
- I hate the yellow.
- [Summer] But I thought that
was Jade's favorite color.
And by the way,
how is she, lately?
Busy working?
- (sighs) Jade and I aren't
together anymore, Summer.
- [Summer] What?
- Yeah, we broke up.
So anyway, can you help me out?
Summer?
Summer?
(doorbell rings)
(doorbell rings)
Summer!
- Did you say that
you and Jade broke up?
- Yeah.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
- Oh, I can't wait to
get your pants off!
I'm F-ing you tonight
- Summer, we're friends.
What are you doing?
- Um, not anymore, buddy.
You just upgraded to
friends with the benefits.
- What do you mean?
- Don't play dumb, Donovan.
You always told me that if
you were ever single again,
that you would be all over me.
Well, here it is,
so get all over it.
- No, Summer, we're like
BFFs, this is wrong.
- No, it's not!
It's time to deliver the goods!
Pay the piper and put out!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You don't think I'm sexy?
You don't think I'm attractive?
- No, no, no, of course
you're attractive.
You're beautiful.
Very sexy.
- Really?
Do you really think that?
- Of course, you've got
beautiful brown eyes.
Amazing body.
God, you have a great ass.
You know, maybe friends
with benefits isn't
so bad after all.
(romantic music)
- Thank you, handsome.
- Thank you.
- Aw, you leaving me already?
- Yeah, sexy.
I hate to hit and split.
- You still gonna do
that thing for me?
- Of course, silly.
I'll be there bright and early.
Friends with benefits. (giggles)
(romantic music)
- I mean, that's just awful.
They're such a beautiful couple,
and I was so looking
forward to their wedding.
- I know, it's awful, baby.
I've been trying to call Donovan
to talk some sense into him.
- We keep missing each other.
And can you believe, he's
missed training twice now.
What's up with that?
- Well, Perry, he's embarrassed.
- Embarrassed about what?
- Now, you know how
Donovan has always said
that he wants his marriage
to look like ours.
He looks up to you.
I mean, he's ashamed.
So, he's been avoiding you
because he thinks that
you're disappointed.
- This young generation
is so impulsive.
- Mm-hmm.
- They don't think
before reacting?
- Hey, positive thoughts.
I'm sure that they are
making up as we speak.
- And the wedding's
back on! (chuckles)
- Yes!
Yeah.
Oh, I gotta run, I
said I'll meet Chad.
I said we'll hang out.
- Good, I haven't seen
Chad in, like, forever.
- Mm-hmm.
Let me take that, baby.
- Aw, thank you, handsome.
- Mm-hmm.
I'll see you later.
- All right, handsome Mr. Perry.
(romantic music)
- Yeah!
- You ready, man? You ready?
Let's go.
- Cheers.
- Mm.
- (exhales sharply) Whoo!
Ho, that was good.
- Oh.
That was good!
Aah, man, I love all
you guys' artwork.
Like this painting right
here, looks so real.
- Hey, we love our African art.
- It's like "Black
Panther" up in here.
- (chuckles) You know it.
Wakanda!
- [In Unison] Woof, woof, woof!
(Chad laughing)
- Yo, but on a
serious note, Perry.
You know we're all pissed
about you retiring next season.
- (sighs) sh*t.
Here we go.
- How does the fastest
man in the NFL quit
while he's still on top
of his game, huh, how?
- I'll tell you how.
I got one of two options.
One: continue and keep
getting my ass busted up
by these big-ass looking
m*therf*ckers every week.
Or two: retire, spend some
time with my beautiful wife
and my two kids.
Hm?
- Yeah, you know
what I mean, man.
We're just gonna miss you.
- I know.
But listen, I took this
team to three Super Bowls,
and mentored all of you
since you were rookies.
I'm still your big bro,
nothing's gonna change.
Plus, I'm not retiring,
I'm just switching lanes.
- Wait, did you get the
guest host job at ET Sports?
- Guess host?
No, man, they're
developing my own show.
- What? Your own sport show?
- Hm, yeah, yeah.
- sh*t, dude!
- Yeah, man.
- Damn, that's what's up!
- Thanks, man.
- Hell yeah.
- [Brooklin] Hey, I was
just looking for you.
- Hey.
- How's your case coming?
- Uh, difficult.
The judge is being
such a jackass,
but I'm still on my A game.
- Good. How are you feeling?
- Good.
Better! I'm better.
God. Fine.
- And how are you feeling
about D dating other women?
- Um, we broke up, there's
nothing I can do about it.
He's moved on, and so have I,
and I don't even
wanna talk about it.
I'm starving right now.
- Good, let's go get lunch. Yes!
- Yes!
- (Leona) Hey, ladies.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Oh my God.
- My case just
settled, $6 million.
- Uh!
- Yes.
- They didn't see me coming.
Um, they came to play,
but it was not a game.
- Yes!
- Hey!
- Um, we're gonna get lunch.
- Um, perfect, I'm starving.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
(upbeat music)
- [Tyler] Hey, guys.
- Hey, what's up, Tyler?
- [Tyler] Hi, Chad.
- Hello, my beautiful,
yellow rose.
- Hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
- Man, Tyler, that color
looks amazing on you.
- Aw, thank you, Chad. (giggles)
- What?
- Oh, Perry, stop.
Okay, Chad, please tell
me that Donovan's wedding
is back on.
- Nope, definitely
not happening.
- No, hm-mm, hm-mm,
don't say that,
I don't want to hear it,
just think positive vibes,
you know, and I
think that they will
get back together again
soon, I, I just feel it,
- It's not gonna happen, huh?
- When hell freezes over.
- Yes, baby, positive vibes.
- Mm-hm, mm-hm, remember,
positive thinking.
Yeah, that's right, Chad.
That's right. (laughing)
All right, fellas, I'm
so sorry, but I gotta go.
I have a class to teach
tonight and a lecture.
- Goodbye, Dr. Perry.
- Oh, goodbye, Mr. Perry.
- Bye, Tyler.
- Bye, Chad.
Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Perry?
- Yes, baby.
- Please remember that
the nanny is coming back
around 8:00 PM with the boys.
Be prepared, okay?
- Yes, baby.
- Thank you.
Oh, oh, and Perry.
- Yes, baby.
- Tomorrow evening we're gonna
have dinner with Alnita, okay?
Yvonne, and Tramell, and
their husbands, okay?
- Yes, baby.
- Thank you.
- Man, Perry, you are so lucky.
- I know, man.
Do you know why I
married a doctor?
For a long time I
played rugby in the UK,
then my parents came out here,
and I was pushed into football.
But this football sh*t,
it doesn't last forever.
So when you're all busted up
and sh*t, and this is all done,
you wanna get with a woman with
integrity, who's beautiful,
someone who's got you,
someone who's got your back.
None like these dumb
athletes marrying beautiful
but uneducated Instagram hoes.
They're f*cking idiots, man.
- Child support
paying, alimony paying,
soon to be broke idiots.
- But hey, I've got nothing
against Instagram hoes because
- [In Unison] we love some
of the Instagram hoes!
(both laughing)
(gentle romantic music)
- Wow, Heidi, your life
has been so exciting.
- (chuckles) Exciting
to you, boring to me.
Boarding schools in London,
summers in the Hamptons,
winters in the Virgin Islands.
- Yeah, your dad was telling me,
you guys own your
own private island.
Very impressive.
- (chuckles) Not as impressive
as your receiving
record last season.
- You are such a
fascinating woman.
- You're such a sexy man.
- (chuckles) You know what,
I got a secret for you.
Come closer.
A little closer.
(gentle hip hop music continues)
- Now, about you being much
bigger where it counts.
- What about it?
Damn, your ass is tight.
- Guess what?
I'm much tighter
where it counts.
(intense music)
(intense music continues)
- Hold that thought, my man,
I wanna hear every
single detail.
(gentle hip hop music)
So you laid Heidi Monroe
of Monroe Porsche?
You know word is she's a badass?
- No, they call her badass for
a reason, dude, believe me.
- (chuckles) Oh, like,
you lucky dog you.
You know she only dates owners
of NFL and NBA teams, right?
We're talking billionaire
boys club, oil tycoon status.
- I mean, yeah, I heard.
- (chuckles) Just wait
till Marcus hears this,
he's gonna be so jealous.
You know she's on
his hit list, right?
- What, Heidi is on
Marcus' hit list?
- Yeah.
- Oh my God.
- He's gonna be crushed, man.
(both laughing)
- That was an amazing show.
Thank you for a
wonderful evening.
- You're welcome.
Now sit here, I got
a surprise for you.
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
(upbeat music)
- Donovan, dinner was
such a lovely surprise.
You're very talented.
Now, I insist that
I do the dishes.
- Be my guest.
You know, I gotta admit,
I never thought
you'd be in my place.
- I know, right?
- Especially after you dissed
like that in the gym restroom.
- I didn't dis
you, I was engaged.
- Yeah, so was I.
- But who knew, I'd end up
breaking up with my fiance,
and then you would break
up with your fiance too.
- I know, right.
(upbeat music)
(Tatiana chattering
indistinctly with water running)
- Donovan, do you
know what I mean?
- (chuckles) I know
exactly what you mean.
- So, now that we had dinner,
what's up for dessert?
- Me?
- Hmm, that sounds yummy.
(upbeat music)
- Good morning, beautiful.
- Good morning, handsome.
- What is it with
every woman I'm with
leaving me in the morning?
- Well, this woman has a job.
- You go to work
dressed like that?
- (chuckles) Owning a
boutique is not easy.
In order to sell sexy dresses,
you have to wear sexy dresses.
- Well, you're definitely
wearing the sexy.
- Can I ask you something?
Where did all this bright
green and yellow come from?
It's very beautiful, but a bit
unusual for a guy like you.
- It's lemon lime, those are
my fiance's favorite colors.
- Lemon and lime.
Lovely.
You still miss her, you know?
- No, I don't.
And I hate lemon, and hate lime,
and I especially hate
yellow Lamborghinis.
(sighs) I'm changing
everything in here soon.
- What are you changing it to?
- Black. All black.
Yeah, I'm gonna like that.
- Well, as long as your
heart doesn't turn all black,
you don't wanna lose your light.
The light inside of you.
- Hey, Tatiana.
Thanks.
- Thank you too.
Do it again for me
Otra vez
Do it again for me
Otra vez, yeah, yeah, yeah
- (laughing) Oh,
Geraldine, you know it!
This man is so fine.
He is Adonis, Hercules, and
Brad Pitt all rolled into one!
Oh, and he's got the most
beautiful big blue eyes!
(gasps) And since he's
broken up with his fiance,
he's had all these little
whores running left
and right in and out
of his apartment!
Ha-ho, I gotta get me
some, girl! (laughing)
You know it.
(gentle hip hop music)
- My man, heard about your date
with Heidi Millionairess Monroe.
- Yeah.
- Man, I heard you had
her all over this loft.
- (chuckles) Yeah, pretty much.
- You lucky dog.
Yo, Donovan, you gotta
stop sipping that wine
and get yourself a man's drink.
- You know, Pete, I don't
drink that hard stuff, man.
I drive exotic sports cars.
- Exotic sports cars?
Man, what the hell's that
gotta do with anything.
Aah, man, I'm tired.
I gotta go take a nap.
Where are my keys?
- Oh, I got you.
You know I'm not gonna
give you these keys.
- Ah, Donovan.
Come on, man, I can drive.
- Yeah, you can drive
your ass right over there
to that futon bed.
Come on, let's go.
- Okay, lemme go lay down,
take a nap, I'm tired.
Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Man, this is no futon bed.
- Shut up! Yes it is.
See.
- What the hell is this?
A transformer sofa?
- Lay down man.
- Man, this is some fake sh*t.
- Raise up, man.
There you go.
All right, now don't puke
on my sofa, all right?
- I got you, man.
I got you.
(Donovan sneezes)
(doorbell rings)
(sneezes) Hey, Ms. SinClair,
what brings you by tonight?
- Hi, honey.
Well, I told you I was
going to make you something
for your cold.
- Come in, be my guest.
- Thank you.
- What do you got for me?
- I whipped up the
perfect remedy.
- Uh, Mr. SinClair, that's
an interesting outfit
you're wearing tonight.
You got a man at your place?
- Ah, this old thing?
As for the man,
I'm working on it.
- So what is this?
- It's called a hot toddy.
- Ooh, Ms. SinClair,
did you say hot titty?
- Oh, Donovan, you are so funny.
Not hot titty, hot toddy.
- Oh, hot toddy.
(chuckles) Thought
you said hot titty.
- That might come later.
Now, it's made from herbal tea,
lemon juice, and a
splash of whiskey.
Drink it up.
- Sounds good.
It taste good too.
- Mm-hmm.
Donovan?
Donovan, are you okay?
(tense humming sound)
Donavan?
Donovan, are you okay?
(Ms. SinClair giggling)
- Hmm.
Oh my God!
Ms. SinClair, what,
what happened?
- Well, you got your hot titty.
- Oh my God, Ms. SinClair,
what, what did we do?
- Oh my God, what didn't we do?
Hot damn, I feel 25 again!
- Why, Ms. SinClair,
I'm blown away!
- Ooh, was I that
good? (chuckling)
- Huh?
(upbeat music)
- Perry?
Perry!
Perry, what are you doing
sleeping down here on the sofa?
Where are the boys?
- Um. Hey, baby!
They're upstairs.
- Did you take them to the park?
- (yawning) Yep, and
they wore me out!
- Mm-hmm.
- But, hey, I got you
something. (giggles)
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
- (gasps) Chocolate
caramel, my favorites.
- Mm-hmm, just like your man.
(both chuckling)
Now come and gimme some.
- Ugh, Nathan Perry, I just
gave you some this morning.
I'm exhausted.
- Are you serious?
- Yes.
- This morning?
That was 100 years ago.
Don't you love me no more?
- Hm, no.
I love my chocolates and my bed.
- Well, in that case, give
me that and come and get it.
Come and get it.
- You know what?
(gentle hip hop music)
(phone ringing)
- Hello?
- What's up, lush?
I've been calling you all night,
you got a hangover or what?
- Yeah, a love hangover.
Man, I met this beautiful
girl at the club last night.
(sighs) I brought her home,
put it on her real good.
She put me to sleep and was
gone before I even woke up.
I don't even know her name, man.
It was a love story.
- Man, you better
check yourself,
you're gettin' outta control.
- (chuckles) Hey, you
guys started this sh*t?
- Yeah, and we
created a monster.
Hey, you coming to
the gala this week?
- Oh yes, sir.
- That's cool.
Show up early, so we can
get a drink or somethin'.
- I got you, man.
Ouch!
- Man, you okay?
- Yeah, man, I'm, I'm fine.
- Donovan, what,
what's going on, man?
- Dude, my nuts are k*lling me.
Oh, I'm itching like crazy.
- Go take a hot shower,
you've been laying in
those nasty ass sheets.
It's probably just
jock itch or something.
- I don't know. Well,
I gotta go, man.
Look, the shower is screaming.
(Donovan moaning)
(phone ringing)
- Yo, what's up, Dono'?
- Chad, man, my
nuts are k*lling me.
- Seriously?
- Yeah, man, they
won't stop itching.
Dude, I'm fuckin dying.
Oh my God, man, you
gotta help me, please.
- All right, all right, all
right, calm down, let me think.
Um, is it the type of
itch, when you scratch it,
it goes away and then
it comes back later?
Or is it the type of
itch, when you scratch it,
it just gets like worse
and worse, instantly?
- Yeah, that one!
That's it, that's the one!
- Oh no.
- Oh no! What?
- Houston, we have a problem.
- Chad, what, w- what's wrong?
- Dono, you've
got crabs, my man.
- Crabs!
What the f*ck is crabs?
- Well, they're these
little crab like parasites
that lay eggs, and hatch,
and grow on your nuts,
and then they suck the
blood from your nuts.
And when you scratch,
it irritates them,
so they dig their little
claws in deeper in your nuts,
causing severe pain.
- Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh God!
Oh God! Oh my God!
- Dono?
- Oh my God! Oh God!
- Dono, are you there?
- Oh God!
- Hey, not to worry,
man, I'm on my way.
I'm gonna get some medicine,
we're gonna clear it right up.
Hold tight, man.
Hold your nuts!
- Oh my God! Oh!
Oh God! Oh!
Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ah!
(upbeat music)
(Donovan moaning and screaming)
- Lathered it in real
good, like shampoo,
but don't use all of it,
save half for a second
application tomorrow,
just in case.
Pretty soon those little
critters will rinse right off.
- [Donovan] That's disgusting!
- Not as disgusting
as you hoein' around.
- [Donovan] Hey,
not funny, Chad!
(Chad chuckles)
(Donovan chuckles)
- How you feeling, my man?
- Oh, I feel one million.
You saved my life, my dog.
Whew.
- So you heard from Jade lately?
- Man, Jade who?
I ain't thinkin' about her.
Why?
- Well, apparently she's not
thinking about you either.
She's been seeing her
old lawyer boyfriend.
- That DA clown!
Hmm, that dude's a loser.
Jade needs a real man.
- Well, it's a good
thing you're over her.
- Definitely over her, man.
Definitely.
- (chuckles) Yeah
right, I can see that.
Anyways, I gotta go.
Make sure your housekeeper
destroys those sheets.
- Oh, sheets, spread,
pillows, everything, gone.
- Might wanna have her
throw away those shorts
you had on yesterday too.
- Done.
Bro, you saved me, man.
- Hey, I'm good.
Just in case.
But I'll see you tomorrow?
- Yeah.
- After that second
application. (chuckles)
- Man, whatever. (chuckles)
(Donovan sighs)
- How do I look, gents?
- Hm, fantabulous.
(chuckles) But I look
even more fantabulous.
- Who's the most grown and sexy?
That would be me.
- Chad, fix my bow tie, please.
- Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who is the flyest of them all.
We got Marcus, Marcus,
Marcus, and Marcus.
(playful intense hip hop
music with rap vocal)
- [Donovan] This is Donovan.
- Man, where are you?
- [Donovan] I'm
leaving home now.
Tell the guys I got
tied up doin' somethin'.
- Doin' somethin'
or doin' somebody?
- [Donovan] Marcus,
would you please get
your head out of the gutter?
- Well, would you please
hurry your slow ass up?
We're all dressed
and ready to go.
Do you realize how many
women are gonna be here?
And plus, it's HIV
awareness, you can't be late.
- [Donovan] Listen,
man, I'm just gonna have
to meet you at the auditorium.
- Donovan, are you sure?
Chad and Pete are
gonna be pissed.
- [Donovan] Just tell
them I'm on the way.
I'll see you soon, alright?
(phone beeps)
- Hey, handsome.
- Hey, baby.
Damn, baby!
- (chuckles) You like?
- I adore.
- Hmm.
I'm so in love with
my wife right now.
Let's go upstairs real quick.
- (gasps) Whoo! (chuckles)
Put me down.
- Mm.
- Oh my gosh!
Come on now, the
driver's waiting outside,
and you know you are the opening
speech, you cannot be late.
- I'm so nervous.
- Mm-hmm.
- How are the boys?
- They're good. They're good.
They're upstairs
with the nanny, all right?
Now, let's hear
your opening speech.
- Okay.
Good evening, I'm Nate Perry,
and welcome to
Athletes Against HIV,
promoting treatment and
awareness for children with HIV.
(hands clapping)
- (giggles) Perfect.
All right, ready?
- Ready.
- Let's go.
- (sighs) What the
hell happened to Dono'?
- I don't know.
- Did you call him back?
- Yeah, I kept calling
him over and over,
and he just wouldn't answer.
- Did you say somethin' stupid?
Did you piss him off,
Marcus? Be honest.
- No.
No, I mean, we
were joking around,
but he said he was on his way.
- Well, it's definitely
not like Donovan
to just stand us up like that.
- Hm-mm.
- No.
- Look!
Guys, look!
- NFL Superstar Donovan Steele,
airlifted here after
a near fatal crash.
Apparently, Steele was on
his way to a fundraiser
to benefit children with HIV.
An amazing athlete, an
amazing humanitarian,
very tragic situation
this evening.
(somber music)
Savor each breath
While there's
love in the air
The sound of her laughter
and the scent of her hair
Don't be a fool,
no, don't be unfair
Because she will do anything
To show you she cares
Make time for her needs
anytime you can spare
Don't dare take for granted
all the moments you shared
Beautiful moments
Oh baby, if I
could be anywhere
Oh, I would be there for you
Oh, I would be there for you
I will never let another
things stand between us
Cause can't a thing in
this world defeat us
I will be there
There for you
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I will be there
Ooh, ooh, for you
Why do we wait so long
to say what we mean
- Hey, boss man, how you doin'?
- What's up, guys?
Sorry I missed the gala.
- We don't care
about the gala, man.
We're here to see about you.
- Yeah, I'm pretty busted up.
- No, no, man, don't
talk like that.
You're the man of Steele.
you're gonna be back on
that field in no time.
- Marcus, it's not gonna happen.
- Hey, quit talking like that,
you're gonna be
back on your feet.
- Yeah, you gotta stay positive.
We're gonna get you
the best doctors,
the best treatment,
the best everything.
- Guys, listen to me.
I'm in so much pain it
hurts to think right now.
One side of my ribs is busted.
I'll never play again.
I f*cked up.
I f*cked up.
- Come on, Donovan,
that's not true.
The doctor said you could
have a full recovery,
it, it's just gonna take time.
- How much time, Chad?
Six months? A year?
Even longer?
That's my whole career.
It's over.
- Come on, Dono'.
- Chad, don't even
play with me right now.
Don't.
There for you
- Where do you want your stuff?
(Donovan sighs)
- Sippy cup on the bar.
iPad on the coffee table.
Bag in the closet.
(Donovan groaning)
(Donovan sighs)
- Now listen, we gotta go
train, but here's your schedule.
I'm gonna come
back later tonight,
Pete will be here tomorrow,
and Marcus the day after.
- And remember, we
got a nurse coming
for you seven days a week.
- Damn, a nurse?
Am I that messed up?
- Yes.
- Well, if I got a nurse
comin' seven days a week,
then why you guys even here?
- To make sure you do what
you're supposed to do,
and to make sure you
don't give her a bad time.
- Oh, (chuckles)
she must be hot!
- (snickers) Not.
She's an old, ugly Russian lady.
- What?
An old, ugly Russian lady!
You guys got me an
old, ugly Russian lady?
Why not a fine,
young Russian girl?
Whose idea was that?
- Marcus.
- Marcus.
(Donovan chuckles)
- Wait, wait.
It sounded like
you said the old,
ugly Russian lady
was Marcus' idea.
- Marcus.
- Marcus.
- What?
Did you suffer
another head injury?
- I'm sorry, bro,
but you don't need
any more distractions if
you're getting better, okay?
All right, boys, we
gotta go to practice.
I'll catch you later.
(hand slaps)
(Donovan groans)
(Donovan sighs)
- There you go, lover boy.
- Mm, tastes so good.
I've been craving that.
Thanks for taking
care of me, Summer.
- Aw, you're welcome, handsome.
Oh, it's cold in here.
- No, it's fine.
- Well, I need somethin'
to keep me warm.
So, can you get it up?
- Seriously?
I mean, well, yeah, but it's
probably not the best idea.
- Well, why not?
- Summer, I could hurt myself!
My ribs are fractured!
- Ugh.
- Summer, are you pouting?
Is that all you
ever think about?
- Uh, with you?
Um, yeah.
- Summer, I'm offended!
I mean, I think our friendship
would mean something.
Is that the only thing
you came over here to do?
- Of course not, silly.
I love feeding you.
- Oh, Summer!
That is what you
came over here for!
- Oh, Donovan, don't
be so sensitive!
I'll call you later.
(lips smacking)
You're wastin' all
my precious time
Don't you spend another dime
Trying to get
me on the line.
- Yo, Summer, it's
your BFF with benefits.
Haven't heard from you in weeks.
It's like that now?
Gimme a call back.
- Ms. Tatiana, how you been?
I'm still missin' you.
(sighs) Ain't got a
call from you in weeks.
You know I got a
home-cooked meal for you.
Gimme a call.
You lovin her and now
you wanna call my name
No, I'm not gonna
answer my phone
Better leave this girl alone
Aint gonna waste my time
Don't spend your dime
Tryin' to reach
my line, oh no
(phone ringing)
- Heidi Monroe.
- Hey, Heidi, I've
been calling you.
Look, I know you're
a very busy woman,
but I was hopin' I could cook
dinner for you again soon?
- (chuckles) Excuse me,
who am I speaking with?
- Heidi, it's your boy Donovan.
- Donovan who?
- Donovan Steele.
NFL receiver, Donovan Steele.
- You mean ex NFL
receiver Donovan Steele.
What can I do for you, Donovan?
- (sighs) Nothin'.
You can't do nothin' for me.
- Well, that's perfect.
Have a great day.
Loser.
You're wastin' all
my precious time
Don't you spend another dime
Tryin' to get me on the line
(gentle bright music)
- Brook, get in here right now.
Just, just come here.
- What, Jade?
Ugh, girl, move over.
- (giggles) Look
who just text me.
- Oh my God, it's Donovan.
Have you even talked to him
since you saw him
at the hospital?
- I called him when
he checked out,
wished him well.
I did tell him to call
me if he needed anything.
- Well, what does he want?
- He needs me to take
him to a medical exam.
- And how do you
feel about that?
- Awkward, for starters.
- Well, yeah.
- Extremely awkward.
- Obviously.
And I know that you
don't wanna put yourself
in a vulnerable position.
I mean, you care about him and
you wanna be there for him,
but you don't wanna
compromise your integrity.
Right?
- You know what being
around him does to me.
I don't know how long
I can stand my ground.
Puppy dog eyes.
He like, breaks me down.
(Brooklin chuckling)
(Jade sighs)
Why does he need me to take him?
- I don't know.
Maybe he just wants to see you.
- I was at the
hospital, he saw me.
- Okay, but this is different.
He's at home, so he's
probably a lot more confident
about what he wants to say.
He might just want closure,
but he might want to
talk to you about-
- No, no, we're not
even going there.
We're not even talking about it.
- Okay, okay, but just be
open to the possibility
that he might want you back.
It's gonna be fine.
(both exhale sharply)
(both giggling)
- Hey.
- Good morning.
- Come in.
You look good.
- So do you.
- (laughs) Jade, seriously?
- (giggles) Well, you
look in good spirit, so.
- Oh, that cleanup
failed miserably.
I'm just, I'm gonna get
my stuff really quick.
Unfortunately, I'm in a
lot of pain right now.
- How much pain?
- Um, pretty much every
day and every night.
Sometimes it's better and...
Sometimes it's a little worse.
- Wow.
(Donovan sighs)
I'm so sorry.
- Oh no, it's okay.
I'll be good, it's just
gonna take some time.
- Well, that's good to hear.
How are the boys?
- Oh, they're, they're good.
They're in camp now, and my
nurse took a couple days off.
Sorry, that's why I had
to call you to come over.
- No, it's really,
it's okay, it's fine.
- Well, thank you.
- I like what you
did with the place.
- Yeah.
- No more yellow Lamborghini?
- Um...
Hey, Jade, could you
help me with my bag?
This strap across my chest is
really gonna k*ll my rib cage.
- Got it.
- Thanks.
- Well, after you.
Where do we go from here
Where do we go
Where do we go from here
Where do we go
Where do we go from here
- Hey, Donovan, there's
something I need to tell you
you're probably not gonna
like and don't wanna hear,
but you need to know this
so you can fully recover.
- Just give it to me
straight, Dr. Westley.
I know you're the
best at what you do,
and I'm here to listen.
- Well, the good news
is that your ribs
and the tissue around it
has been healing properly,
but for a moderate
recovery it's gonna take
at least six months.
Don't worry, we got
the best therapy
and best treatment
possible for you.
But for your bones to heal
properly and for full recovery,
it's gonna take at least a year.
And even then, I'm
gonna have to evaluate
your physical condition.
- God!
- I know, I know, it's
not what you wanna hear,
but it's too soon for me
to tell you otherwise.
Look, you're gonna be okay.
- Okay?
You know what a year
could do to my life?
Dr. Westley, if I don't train
for a year, my career's over.
- Donovan, anything is possible.
You can do this.
- (groans) My chest
is k*lling me.
- Mm-hmm.
Where do you want your bag?
- Um, anywhere by
the bed's fine.
- You gonna be okay?
- Yeah, I'll be fine.
I just, I need my pain medicine.
Could you please grab
me a cup of water?
- Yeah, be right back.
There you go, champ.
- Thank you.
- All right, I gotta go.
I have a, have a huge case,
I've already missed
out on a ton of time.
- Well, excuse me
for interrupting
the busy life of Jade Stone.
- Donovan Steele,
that is not fair.
The entire time
we were together,
your life was busier than
mine ever could have been.
- You're right, I'm sorry.
Okay, I'm, I'm really
sorry, I'm just angry.
- Yeah, you think?
Look, I'll talk to
you later, okay?
- No. Hey, Jade.
Please, just wait
a second, okay?
Please, just sit down.
Please.
I miss you so much.
Hey, I love you so much.
- What am I supposed
to say to that?
What do you expect me to
say to that right now?
- I don't know, that
you miss me too.
That you love me too.
That we made a mistake.
- No, Donovan, there
was no mistake.
You broke up with
me, you let me leave.
You remember?
How could you do this to me?
Treat me like some last resort.
You think I haven't
heard about everything
that you've been doing,
all the women you've
been sleeping with?
Heidi Hoe Monroe, really?
That's a good one.
How pathetic.
- Wow, that's kinda low.
- Not as slow as
sleeping with her.
- Oh, so you think
I haven't heard
about you seeing your
lawyer ex-boyfriend?
- Oh, okay.
So we break up, and I'm
just supposed to sit
at home like some idiot
and look stupid, right?
That's who you think I am.
That's me?
Right.
And let's get one
thing straight,
he's not just a lawyer,
he's a district attorney.
- Jade, he's a douchebag!
- Great, so now you're
insulting my friend.
- You insulted Heidi.
- Heidi is a hoe!
God.
God!
- You know what, for the
record, you broke up with me!
- You broke up with me.
- Jade, you know you
walked out on me!
- You let me leave!
You let me leave!
It was your
responsibility, as a man,
to make me stay, and you didn't!
You didn't do sh*t,
you just sat there!
And now this!
Now you wanna be with me.
Perfect.
You made your bed,
Donovan, now you lay in it.
I love you.
I can't do this, I'm done.
- Jade, please.
Can't stand you leaving
Can't stand you leaving me
My heart is breaking
Breaking for you, baby
Can't stand you leaving
Can't stand you leaving me
My heart is breaking
Breaking for you
Tell me why it
hurt so bad, baby
Tell me why our love
has fallen apart
Tell me why it hurts so bad
(Donovan moaning)
- Good morning.
- Good morning, beautiful.
So, what's for breakfast?
- Hmm, me.
- Hmm, sounds good.
(Jade giggling)
(soft music)
(Jade moaning)
(soft music continues)
(Donovan moaning )
(phone ringing)
- Damn!
(Donovan groaning)
Hello?
What up, Pete?
What time?
Yeah, sure, no problem.
I'll see you guys later, okay?
Hey, bring me somethin'
to eat, man, I'm starvin'.
All right.
(Donovan groans)
Come on, come on.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- There it is, there it is.
Chase it, man.
- Yes, he's got it, he's got it.
- Come on, my man.
Yeah, yeah, get
him Marcus, yeah.
Yeah, man. Yeah.
That's right, that's right.
- Let's go, baby,
let's go, let's go.
Let's go, baby!
- Come on!
- Yes! (groans)
My pills. Pills! (groaning)
Someone get my pills, man?
- [Pete] Pills, pills.
- Oh, thanks man, thanks.
- Oh, thanks.
Ooh.
(Chad speaking faintly)
- [Marcus] Hey, who's,
who's turn is it?
Let's go, baby.
- Yeah.
- Aah, okay..
- You're okay.
- Yeah.
- Okay?
- Yeah.
- You're good?
- Yeah.
- Well, now we know you were
lying about being over her.
If you'd just been honest
with yourself in the beginning
and tried to get her back,
then things would be different.
- Why did God wire us
to be more concerned
about ego and pride than our
true, naked, honest feelings?
- Hey, speak for yourself.
Hmm, I'm real with
my feelings...
And 100% honest.
- Are you for real?
- Marcus! What?
When it comes to women,
you're the most
dishonest guy I know.
- You just believe your lies,
and that's where
the crazy comes in.
- Whoa, whoa, I am not crazy!
- No, you're not crazy, Marcus.
You've just been hit in the
head way too many times.
We completely understand.
- Man, forget you guys!
Watch the game!
- Well, dudes,
however God wired us,
whatever I coulda said,
whatever I coulda did,
doesn't really matter now.
f*cked up my career,
f*cked up with my girl,
f*cked up my life. (sighs)
So what's the point?
- Donovan, what's
that suppose to mean?
- Donovan, you
listen to me, bro.
Don't you dare go
suicidal on us.
We will kick your muscle
monkey ass right now.
- Muscle monkey? (chuckles)
But seriously, the only
way you're checking out
is if we'd strangle your ass.
- That's right.
I did not bring my
butt here every day,
waiting on you, for you to
do some dumb sh*t like that.
I'll choke you out right now.
You think you got cracked ribs?
You're about to
have a cracked neck.
- Guys, guys, fellas.
I'm okay, all right, I'm
just a little depressed.
- Well, you better un-depress
yourself real fast.
- No, guys, I don't trust him.
Let's do an
intervention right now.
- Yeah.
- Check him into one
of those expensive mental
resorts for a few days.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm good.
- Come on.
- No, seriously, guys.
Guys, seriously, I'm good.
I'ma good, guys!
Guys, I'm, I'm good, okay?
Please, I'm good.
(sports commentating on TV)
Damn, y'all are crazy, man!
Almost gave me a heart att*ck.
But I'm so lucky
to have you guys.
Honestly, I don't know
what I'd without you.
You always have my
back, and I love you.
You're my brothers.
- You damn right we are.
(Donovan sighs)
- I can do this.
I'm gonna get my sh*t together.
I'm gonna go to
therapy every day,
do exactly what the doctor says.
And next year, I'll play again.
If not in the NFL,
then maybe Canada.
Hell, I'll even coach high
school football if I have to.
Whatever happens, I'll be okay.
I lost my career.
Lost my girl.
But I'm not gonna lose my life.
I got way too many
people fighting for me.
I'm not gonna give up.
I promise.
(sighs) Well, I
gotta go take a piss.
I'll be right back.
- Yo, guys, we gotta call Jade.
- Yeah, we do.
(doorbell ringing)
- Chad! What the hell?
- Good news, Dono', good news.
Come sit.
- What's goin' on, man?
This better be good.
- Come on, dude.
- Okay.
- You ready for this?
- Yeah.
- Remember your endorsement
deal with Universe Nutrition,
the D. Steele line of
fitness supplements
they were launching?
- Yeah, and they let me
go when I got injured.
- Well, not exactly.
I made some phone calls, and
the deal's back on the table
with an expanded offer!
- Expanded offer?
Wait, what?
What would they want with
an unemployed athlete?
- Donovan, you're
bigger than an athlete.
You're a hero.
Social media's been blowing up
with millions supporting
your courage and recovery.
They've got a whole
new marketing campaign
based specifically
around your accident
and your miraculous recovery.
- But I haven't recovered yet.
- Yeah, but you will,
and they know you will.
Listen, ex NFL star
almost k*lled in crash.
He loses everything
but his will to live.
He makes a miraculous
recovery in superhuman time
with his own supplement line.
D. Steele: Recovery
for champions.
And you become
one of the biggest fitness
stars in America.
It's all laid out for you,
Oprah, Good Morning
America, magazine covers,
a book deal about the accident
and how you b*at the odds.
Plus, Lamborghini
wants to use you
for their driving
responsibly campaign.
- That's unbelievable.
- Right!
All you gotta do is
heal those bones,
maintain this physique,
and build your muscle back,
then it's a done deal.
- How did you guys
make this happen?
- We met with the executives
at Universe Nutrition
and told them your story, about
how fast you're recovering,
how determined you
are, and how you refuse
to give up on life just
because of football.
So why should they
give up on you?
They agreed.
The rest is history, my man.
- Man, I don't even
know what to say.
I mean, I, I can't
thank you enough.
- Dude, there's more.
They wanna design an
entire protein shake line,
inspired by you.
- We're talkin' D.
Steele protein shakes?
- Even better.
Muscle Monkey protein
shakes. (imitates monkey)
- Muscle Monkey?
- Yeah.
- Muscle Monkey protein shakes?
- [Chad] Yeah, dude.
- Who in the hell got that idea?
- Pete pitched it to
'em the other day.
They loved it.
- I kinda like it.
Monkeys are super resilient
and stronger than most humans.
- Right.
- My man! (chuckling)
(doorbell rings)
Hey.
- Hey.
- What are you doing here?
- I have something for you.
- Please, come in,
I'm just watching TV.
- I see the old
Lamborghini's back.
- Um, yeah.
So, uh, what's this?
- Well, happy birthday.
- My birthday was months ago.
- Well, I didn't call you,
and I definitely didn't
get you anything,
so happy belated birthday.
- Well, thank you.
- And I also wanted
to apologize, um,
for the last time
that I was here.
I was mean.
Said some pretty hurtful things.
- Jade, you weren't being mean,
you were just keepin' it real.
Look, I need to
tell you something.
I understand now why you
need your own career,
and success, and money.
You never know when the
tables are gonna turn.
Yeah.
And now that I'm a broke
and busted m*therf*cker,
I understand why I would need
a woman like you in my life.
- Well, my daddy raised
me to be independent,
to never have to
sacrifice my integrity
or independence for anyone.
- I get it.
That's exactly the way I'm
gonna raise my daughter.
- Hm.
- Jade, you're gonna make
some man so lucky someday.
- Open your card.
(both giggling)
- Stone and Steele...
Friends forever.
This means everything to me.
- Now open this.
- What is this?
(bright music)
- Donovan Steele, will you take
me, Jade Stone as your wife?
- You're proposing to me.
You're taking me back!
Oh my god!
Baby, I missed you so much.
Jade, I can't
breathe without you.
I'm so sorry. I'm dying.
Please. Please,
just take me back.
Please, forgive me.
- Listen, no.
I let you down. I
walked out on you.
You really needed
me, I wasn't there.
Please forgive me.
- Yes!
Yes! Yes!
- But what made you
change your mind?
I mean, how?
- Let's just say,
three little monkeys.
(Donovan chuckles)
(doorbell rings)
- I'll get it.
- Hey, if it's that Heidi
Hoe, you tell her where to go.
- I'll do that.
- Hey, if it's any
of them other hoes,
you can tell them
where to go too.
- I'll do that too.
Oh, It's Ms. SinClair.
- Ms SinClair!
(playful intense hip hop
music with rap vocal)
- Ooh, Ms. SinClair,
did you say hot titty?
- Oh, Donovan, you are so funny.
Not hot titty, hot toddy.
- Oh, hot toddy.
Thought you said hot titty.
- That might come later.
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