01x01 - Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas; Reptiles in the Rose Garden

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It is a legend no

one will forget.

Everyone thought King Koopa

had left the mushroom kingdom.

and then...

His Doom Ship att*cked!

King Koopa was back!

With the greatest

danger ever known:

His Koopa Kids!

With their new super powers,

The Super Mario Bros. rescued

Princess Toadstool and b*at

back the evil Koopa Family.

King Koopa:

I'll get those plumbers!

Listen up, you Reptiles!

The Koopa Family Meeting will

come to order!

So far, I've sent you Koopalings

to pull sneaky little tricks and

mediumsized meanness.

Now you're ready for the Biggest

Badness of all!

Goomba Guards!

Show 'em the guy we're out

to get's lifesized portrait!

No, That's Prince Hugo the new

ruler of Giant Land!

They say he's the biggest,

toughest, bravest, Prince ever.

Even for a Giant he's a Giant!

Giant Shmiant, Bigmouth!

He ain't that big a deal!

Ooof!

No Bigmouth's right!

Right, King Dad! That's what I

was gonna say.

Somebody like Bigmouth or Kootie

Pie ouqhta stop him!

Somebody is gonna stop him.

I'm gonna turn Prince Hugo the

Huge into a poodle!

A miniature poodle! Ha ha ha!

So? Who's gonna bring me Prince

Hugo so I can koopa him into

submission!

But, Daaad! This could be

dangerous!

Isn't there a small Prince we

could capture?

Bully! Bigmouth! Cheatsy! Kooky!

Step forward!

Woah! Hey! What's up! Yeeii!

Whoa!

You are now Sneaky Lying

Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas!

And nothing can stop you!!

Now bring me Prince Hugo so I

can cut him down to size!

Ha ha!

We came as soon as we got your

message, Prince Hugo!

First message we ever got that

was bigger than the Post Office!

I really need you, my friends.

I'm in gigantic trouble!

Gigantic Trouble!

Gigantic!

My Royal Army has just been

defeated by Giant Ninja Koopas!

And now they're marching here to

capture me!

No job is too big for the Super

Mario Bros, Prince.

We'll protect you!

These shrimpy guys couldn't help

the Royal Flea!

What you don't know, bird,

is that us shrimpy guys can get

super-charged!

Come on, Luigi! We'll show this

parrot.

Let's find us a couple Super

Leaves!

We gotta find 'em fast!

Those Giant Ninja Koopas will be

here any minute!

Ooof...

Now what?!

Let go! I'll catch you!

Whooa... Oof!

Nice catch, Mario!

Couldn't see you. The sun was in

my eyes!

I was not!

Run for it, Luigi!

Super Mario Brothers!

Hey, Flying Raccoons!

You didn't happen to see where

those two pesky plumbers went,

did ya?

Eh behind that cloud.

Thanks!

That sun is not too bright.

Now, let's high-tail it back to

Giant Land and stop those

no-good Ninja Koopas!

Remember, Mario,

don't let any Koopa touch

you or you lose your power!

This is too scary.

I can't watch!

Whoa!

YIPES!

Leave them alone!

Woahhhh!

I've seen some ugly raccoons in

my day, but these are the worst!

Yeah.

They're almost as ugly as the

Mario Brothers!

Those are the Mario Brothers.

And if you don't let us go,

they'll make you sorry!

Wrong, ya' fuzzy fungus!

I'll make them sorry!

Ah a reptile-breath tornado!

I'm a goner!

Ooof! Ohhh..

Yeow!

Ooof!

Ohhhhh! I'm Super no more!

Just plain old Mario!

Me too, Mario! They got me!

I love being a Koopa!

You can't evict me!

I'm the Royal Parrot!

You're a royal pain and we need

your cage for our prisoners..

Don't shut that door!

We gotta put Mario in there!

First, you gotta catch me!

Quick! Get us out of here!

Get off my back, would ya'?!

It's our only chance to save

Prince Hugo and all my friends.

I'm not leaving here without my

cage!

My whole life's in that cage!

My Big Bird poster, my "Worms

From Outer Space" comic book

collection!

Everything!

Grrrrrr!

I'll get you your Royal Cage

back!

Promise?

Promise! Fly, bird! Fly!

WHOA!

Big deal!

We still got Prince Hugo and

three more prisoners

than King Daddy sent us for.

Whoa, yeah.

Let's get back to Kastle Koopa

so Dad can tell us how smart we

are.

At last you did some rotten-ness

worthy of a Koopa!

I'm so proud of you Koopalings!

Now you'll see why I modestly

Call myself a genius.

Ha ha!

Poodle Wand do your stuff!

Oh no poor Prince Hugo.

It's the small things in life

that make a Koopa happy!

Yea! Yea!

Now that my brilliant plan is

complete,

it's time for you kids to be

zapped back to normal size.

But, Pop!

We're having such fun being

Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant

Ninja Koopas!

Couldn't we stay like this and

go capture a couple more

kingdoms?

That's a cruel, rotten,

disgusting idea And I love it!

Ha ha ha!

I'll use this Ninja Wand later.

Yea! Yea!

For he's a jolly bad Koopa!

For he's a jolly bad Koopa!

I can't get it open!

But never mind,Princess.

I've got a way to trick old

Koopa, but we'll have to work

together... Listen close.

For he's a jolly bad Koopa...

which nobody can dee-nyyyy!

So what Kingdom are we Giant

Ninja Koopas gonna conquer

first?!

Water Land! Desert Land!

Quiet, Koopalings!

I'm the King here!

I'll decide what land we're

gonna take over!

You're not taking over any land,

you Bowser Koopa!

Wha?

Free my friends and turn Prince

Hugo the Poodle

back into Prince Hugo the Huge,

or...

Or else what, Plumber?

Eh, just let 'em go and I'll

come back Tuesday and tell you.

Grab him, Koopalings!

GRRRRR!

YEOW!

Oh! this is horrible!

Koopa's so mean I bet he's gonna

turn Mario into a Minature

Poodle, too!

That's a great idea, Princess.

You, my dear, have given me a

million dollar idea!

Ha-Ha! I always wanted twin

poodles!

It worked, Princess!

Koopa doesn't realize he's been

tricked!

Yeeeoow Yaaaahh!

Hey! Who's been fooling with my

wands?

Good Truthful Honest Giant Ninja

Mario! That's who!

♪You're a head-banded ♪

♪Sweat-banded ♪

♪Underhanded ninja man! ♪

♪A tough talkin' ♪

♪Fast walkin' ♪

♪Koopa stalkin'

ninja man! ♪

♪Quit dawdling to

the brink ♪

♪Ninja man we're gonna get

you yet! ♪

♪You're a head-banded ♪

♪Sweat-banded ♪

♪Underhanded ninja man! ♪

♪A tough talkin' ♪

♪Fast walkin' ♪

♪Ninja man! ♪

Come on, Prince! Let's kick some

Koopa!

Save us! No fair!

I'd like to save you,

Koopalings.

But I eh I just remembered I

have an important tail-styling

appointment in another Warp

Zone! Bye! Aah!

wait for us! We're koopin' out,

too!

Thank you, Mario. You've been a

big help in saving Giant Land.

Ah forget it, Prince. We're just

glad to have you unpoodled.

Here, Mario. I better turn you

back to normal.

WHOA!

My cage! Mario ruined my cage!

You promised me you'd get me

back my cage!

Well I did!

Kinda. Besides, Luigi and I can

fix it!

You'd better fix that cage,

Mario!

Or you'll be one sorry Plumber!

Just what we need --a Miserable

Squawking Angry Giant Ninja

Parrot!

But Kootie Pie!

We plundered the whole Mushroom

Kingdom to

get you the best gifts a Koopa

could steal

It's not enough!

I know you're a teensie bit

upset, Kootie Pie.

Just tell King Daddy-urns

what you'd

really like for your birthday.

America.

But sweetums.. America

is in the Real World.

I don't care!

I want America for my birthday!

I want it! I want it! I want it!

All right, babycakes.

Anything you say.

After all, you are turning

"sweet sixteen"!

It sure is nice not to

worry about the Koopas for

awhile.

Yeah.

When King Koopa gives his kids a

birthday party,

they stay Koopa-ed up in Koopa

Kastle all day.

Oh no!

It's King Koopa's Doom Ship!

I'll see if I can stall them

while you guys run!

You're just Princess Toadstool

of the measly Mushroom Kingdom.

I'm gonna be Empress

of America!

Ha, ha, ha.

You really know how to make a

Daddy proud.

Take 'em to my dungeon!

Our poor Home Country!

We can't even tell them the

Koopas are coming!

Oh there, Daddy!

There's the castle of America's

President!

They call it "The White House".

And the President is inside.

Sledge Brothers!

Warp the White House away to

Kastle Koopa!

Attention, America!

Your new ruler,

Empress Kootie Pie,

has called her first press

conference!

It is time for a meaner, crueler

America!

Read them your new laws,

Babykins.

Law Number One..

Every kid in America must give

me their toys!

Any handsome boy who does not

ask me for a date...

...will be turned into a rock!

All the gold in Fort Knox will

be melted down to make me

a lifetime supply of charm

bracelets!

Yea! Kootie Pie!

Recite after me, America!

"I pledge allegiance to Kootie

Pie and to the repulsiveness for

which she stands!"

Look, Luigi!

There in the White House!

That's the President of the

United States!

If we don't get him and the

White House back to the Real

World,

Kootie Pie will ruin America!

How can we help America when we

can't even help ourselves?

They've got us triple-guarded!

Leave it to me, Luigi.

Hey that guy in the funny helmet

told me his boomerang

was more powerful

than your fireball.

He said what?!

So go ahead, let him

call you a wimp!

Yikes!

Are you going to let him

do that to you!?

Ouch!

You're not gonna let him get

away with that are you?

Quick! Hold up your chains!

...You mean these things?

Get over here,

right into the crossfire.

Quick! Run for it!

Attention, Koopa Klan!

Your sweet sister Kootie Pie has

finally found

a birthday present that makes

her happy!

Give the brat a country and she

finally stops nagging.

I'm gonna keep her happy!

I'll put America's ruler where

he'll never be rescued!

At the bottom of the

Mushroom Sea.

Help! The President can't swim!

Hurry, Mario!

Once the White House hits

bottom, America is sunk!

♪Do the frog!

(ribbit, ribbit) ♪

♪Croak croak croak!

(croak, croak, croak) ♪

♪Do the frog!

(ribbit, ribbit) ♪

♪It's no joke!

(croak, croak, croak)

♪When you think you're

gonna sink (do the frog) ♪

♪It's more easy than you

think (do the frog) ♪

♪You will look so

green and slimy ♪

♪And you've never

been so grimy ♪

♪Do the frog

(ribbit, ribbit) ♪

♪Croak, croak, croak

(croak, croak, croak) ♪

♪Do the frog

(ribbit, ribbit) ♪

♪It's no joke

(it isn't no joke) ♪

♪Do the frog ♪

♪Do the frog

(ribbit, ribbit) ♪

♪Croak, croak, croak

(croak, croak, croak) ♪

♪Do the frog

(ribbit, ribbit) ♪

♪It's no joke ♪

Ahh!

Whaa!?

Gasp!

Are you from the Secret Service?

Even better.

The Super Mario Brothers super

plumbing Service!

And what this place needs is a

Super Drain!

You're a brilliant plumber,

Super Mario.

I know the President will

recommend you to all our

friends.

Mario!

My goodness! What's going on?

Koopa's loading up The Doom Ship

for an att*ck on London,

Paris, and yeeshl Brooklyn!

You and Luigi are the only ones

who can stop

the Real World from becoming

Koopa's World!

Mario, are you sure these

disguises will let us sneak

aboard Koopa's Doom Ship?

Positive.

You're my own brother and even I

don't recognize you.

Puttin' on a little weight,

aren't ya, Mario?

Whoa! Oof!

Stowaways aboard!

Stowaways!

Ahhh!!!

Whooa!

Umph!

Whoa! Umph!

You hold 'em off while I get

this flying battleship in the

air!

First, I'll warp the White House

back where it belongs...

Ooops!

Mario! Oh, Mario!

I hate to complain, Mario.

But my husband can't run the

country under these conditions.

Don't worry, Mrs. President.

Next time I'll put the White

House right where it belongs!

Maybe I shoulda read the

instructions...

Ahhh!

How dare you disturb the almost

Empress of the entire Real

World?

Forget it, Kootie Pie.

We just brought the President

back home ...

Ha ha! So you're not even boss

of America any more!

Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!

Get up here! You're going back

to the Mushroom Kingdom.

I hate it when people tell me

what to do!

I hate it! I hate it!

I'll tell my Daddy on you!

Don't forget to tell him about

this!

Nice crash-landing, Mario.

Yeah.

Be a long time before Koopa can

warp anything else out of the

Real World.

Oh no! My Doom Ship! Ruined!

It's all your fault.

You let the Mario Brothers

capture it!

You let them warp me home!

You let them save America!

If you don't stop that whining

right now...

But Daddykins...

Go clean your room!

Are you telling moi what to do?

And you better do it!

Stop pinching your little

brothers!

Don't be a brat!

Turn down your stereo!

Well sounds like Koopa's finally

giving Kootie Pie the present

she deserves!

Pick up your socks!

Close the door! Get off the

telephone!

[heroic music]