Happy Ending (2023)

[bunniefuu]

- [woman moaning]

- [bed creaking]

[upbeat music playing]

[moaning echoes]

[moaning continues]

[chuckling]

And?

Didn't hear anything.

- Really?

- [man] Nope.

[woman laughs]

[man chuckles]

[laughs] Don't you think

it's exciting when people hear us?

I'd rather have you all to myself,

if you don't mind.

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moans]

- I'm gonna come. You?

- Yeah, me too. Mm-hmm.

[moaning]

- [both moaning]

- [music fades]

[woman] That was my 132nd faked orgasm.

[loud moaning]

[woman] Delicious.

[both breathing rapidly]

[moaning and sighing]

[woman sighs]

One year, baby.

Yeah. A year already.

Only one year.

- I'm gonna clean up.

- Yeah.

[both chuckling]

[urine trickling]

[woman] Mink and I met on the beach.

[upbeat music playing]

Need a hand? You want me to take it?

- Oh, well

- It's okay. Got it.

[woman] I thought he was flirting with me.

Shall I take it?

But it turned out

he was just really handy with trays.

So I started flirting with him.

Luna, could you maybe take over table 65?

- [blender whirs, stops]

- [Luna] Hm?

- Could you go to table...

- [blender whirs]

Sorry, I really can't hear you! I, um

- [blender stops]

- [chuckles]

[Luna] Or at least

If I tilt my head real fast,

it comes out of my nose. Wanna see?

[chuckles] No, thanks.

[Luna] I tried.

[blender whirs, stops]

Well, you look like you could

use a delicious cappuccino.

- You're a delicious cappuccino.

- [chuckles]

[indistinct chatter]

[Luna] Fortunately, he quickly took over.

- And it didn't take long for him to

- ["De langste nacht" playing]

Yeah, man.

[man 1] Yeah, one little step

and then things go wrong.

- [woman] Yeah, okay.

- [man 1] Be careful over there.

It's not me, right?

- [man 2] No. No.

- [Luna] Oh, it is?

Hold on, I'm gonna switch the music.

I hate this song.

["De langste nacht" continues]

- [Mink] You like this song too?

- [Luna chuckles]

- [Mink] So good.

- Yeah. For sure.

- [in Dutch] I long for the moment

- The moment

- We no longer have to do anything

- Longer

[in English] No, you don't like it at all!

- [both laughing]

- Um [chuckles]

- No, okay. It's not not my taste.

- Kidding?

This is such a good song! Why not?

Yeah, I don't know!

I just have a terrible taste in music.

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah.

May I have a taste?

Yeah?

Delicious, if you ask me.

[pop music builds]

[waves lapping]

[upbeat electronic music playing]

- [bottles clinking]

- Whoa! [laughs]

[breathing rapidly]

[both moaning and panting]

I'm gonna come, yeah?

[Luna] And the first time,

it was so much fun,

and it went so fast

that I simply forgot to say that I didn't

- [Mink moans]

- [moaning]

- [upbeat music playing]

- [Luna squeals]

- Your favorite!

- [Mink] Yes! Mm!

[Luna] You have sauce all over your face.

[Mink with mouth full]

You have sauce on your nose.

Jesus!

Gorgeous tomatoes, if you please!

Thank you!

[indistinct chatter]

Everyone say "gorgeous"!

- [all] Gorgeous!

- [shutter clicks]

- [Mink] Could you bring a Donald Duck?

- [Luna] Yeah, I will.

Hey, can I borrow this? It's nice.

[chuckles]

Yeah, sure. I think half my wardrobe

is at your place right now.

I promise I'll bring it all back

next time I'm here.

- [Mink] Don't worry.

- [chuckles]

Um or

the clothes could just stay here if

you move in with me?

Really?

[laughs and squeals]

["This is Happening" by 4B2M playing]

[car horns honking]

[sighs] Uh-huh.

[Luna] And now suddenly a year has passed,

and everything is pretty much perfect.

- Except for

- [Mink moans]

Oh yeah!

[Luna moans]

- [Luna] Um

- [Mink moans]

Yeah.

Well, that.

[sighs]

[music fades out]

[Luna] But I'm working on it.

- You like it?

- Yeah, I do.

You know what Samir's problem is?

He is a sweet guy and he really tries...

- [server] Is everything okay?

- Yeah, thanks.

- He wants it too badly.

- Yeah, but Bo is the opposite.

- She doesn't want it enough.

- [laughs]

You know what she calls her new hookup?

Her "quook-up." Her quality hookup.

- [Luna laughs]

- Jesus.

And Tirza's been with

the same boyfriend since she was 16.

Yeah, well, Tirza has completely

forgotten how to live life.

So, we can conclude

that you and I are doing quite okay.

- Absolute Bo!

- [banging on glass]

No, Bo we already discussed.

No. Bo, there.

Look. Oh, I was really looking forward

to an evening with the two of us.

- Bo! Hey! Honey!

- [Bo] Hey!

- Yeah!

- No way. What are you doing here?

I was on my way home from my quook-up,

but I wanted to swing by

my sweethearts first.

You care if I join you?

- Uh, sure, why not?

- [Bo] Yeah?

I can see the terror in her eyes. [laughs]

[chuckles]

Calm down.

I'll be gone before you know it.

But I couldn't just ignore

your one-year anniversary

'cause you're so special and so

- What? No!

- Well, yeah. Ta-da!

You really shouldn't have.

Never mind, then!

- Okay.

- [chuckling]

- Uh!

- Oh, well

Thank you.

- Oh! How thoughtful!

- Whoa.

- A little fun.

- It's my size!

And this might provide you

with a few fireworks

in your hotel room later, you know.

Well, there were already

plenty of fireworks there.

We even checked the soundproofing.

Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, um

I'll get going. My quook-up's

been tied to the bed for half an hour.

- Ah. Nice one.

- [Bo] And that's long enough.

I'm joking.

[Luna and Mink chuckle]

- Or am I?

- [laughing]

- [Bo] Bye!

- Thanks!

Can you imagine?

[chuckles] No. You?

I consider myself quite open-minded,

but handcuffing you to the bed is not...

Hey, who says that I'm gonna be

the one that would be tied up?

Oh, okay. So you like the idea?

Ah I don't know.

Maybe it could be [clicks tongue]

fun to try out new things sometimes.

[Mink chuckles] Okay.

Do you want me to, uh

like, with a blindfold, like this?

- And examine your whole body?

- [laughing]

- [woman] Hi.

- [Luna murmurs]

Hi. [chuckles]

Um, are we interested

in hearing the dessert options?

[both] Yeah.

[woman] Today we have

a chocolate mousse with orange zest.

- Ooh!

- A cheesecake with a red fruit compote.

Or our French cheese trio,

fromage trois.

- [snickers] A trio?

- [Mink] Hm.

[woman] Yeah, three cheeses.

And for you, sir?

- Mink.

- Um

A threesome!

- [woman] Two fromage trois?

- [Mink] No, I'll have the cheesecake.

- [woman] So one trio and a cheesecake.

- Yeah.

- So you wouldn't like that?

- Mink [laughs]

- Why not?

- Yeah, no, you don't do that.

- Why not? I mean...

- No.

- How is everything?

- It's really good.

The cheese threesome is yum!

Yeah, it's very good. Mm.

[sighs] Oh yes.

Would you be open to that?

To what? Your cheese?

- [laughs] No.

- I'll take it.

No. To, um, a threesome.

Oops.

Yeah, of course.

I mean yeah. No, sure, why not?

[chuckles]

But we're not gonna

have a threesome, are we?

Okay, and why not?

Because we're too afraid?

- I'm not afraid. That's not why.

- Hm.

Yeah, okay. So why, then?

[chuckles] I don't know, I just

I'm happy with you.

- We don't need that.

- Aww.

We don't need dessert either,

but it's tasty. [kisses teeth]

[chuckles]

- It is tasty, right?

- [Luna] Yeah, exactly.

[Luna chuckles]

What are you trying to tell me?

- Okay.

- [chuckles]

- [laughs]

- [Mink] Mm-hmm?

- [Luna] So?

- Okay, could be interesting.

Hm.

[Mink] Okay, but suppose we ever tried it.

Where do you think we would

possibly find a third person?

Well, uh [clears throat]

Yes!

Who in this room

would be open to a threesome?

[softly] Loon!

- [patrons chuckling]

- [female patron] Me!

[Luna] Okay, no. Not like that.

[chuckles]

Hague Seeds wants to appear inviting,

but not desperate.

We would like to seduce

the customer, so to speak.

So the slogan my colleague Bo

has come up with for you is

"Hague Seeds, where pleasure comes first."

Whoo!

Whoo! [chuckles]

- Um, do you guys have questions?

- [Bo] Yeah. Important question.

Uh, did you happen to bring your bikini

so we can head straight to the beach?

- [inhales sharply]

- [upbeat music playing]

Yeah. We're moving on to the colors.

- [seagulls squawking]

- [both laughing]

[squealing]

[laughing]

Allora, uh, one pizza caprese?

- Ooh! Looks great.

- That's you.

- And a goat cheese.

- Mmm. C'est moi.

- And for you.

- Thank you.

[man] Minkie! Oh!

- [trilling]

- [Mink] Look at him!

- [man] What's up, man? [laughs]

- Handsome man!

- [man] Ahh!

- [chuckles] Cute.

- And? Was he able to?

- What?

Do a little G-spotting?

- [chuckles] Jesus!

- Did you take my advice, Lu?

[Luna] Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, we did a bit of testing

to see that the room was soundproof

which made me relax more,

but it didn't make me, uh

- [squawks]

- [Luna chuckles] Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

That. Thank you.

I'd say he needs to find your G-spot,

so just tie him to the bed till he can

figure out where that thing is.

By the way, your handcuff thing

gave me and Mink

another brilliant idea, actually.

Oh?

Okay. Okay, but don't laugh.

It might be a very stupid idea,

but Mink and I thought it could

be really good for us if we, um,

at least one time, had a threesome.

- Oh my God!

- Luna!

Yeah.

Whoo! Okay, uh Okay, okay, okay. Cool.

[inhales sharply]

I'm honored, absolutely.

- [laughs]

- But I'm not sure this is a good idea.

I love you guys.

I'd do just about anything for you, but...

She doesn't mean with you! Of course not!

What? Why not with me? Look at me!

You're beautiful, but it'd be too...

- Weird? Come on!

- Yeah.

Seriously, dude!

It's the ultimate dream, man.

Yeah, but our sex is so good. Why would

we ask a third person to join in?

Man, because the more, the merrier, right?

- True that.

- And I might know a good candidate.

- What, who?

- Wassup!

- [laughs]

- Let's go, man!

- No!

- Why not? We could, right?

Dude, I love you, but I'm not

f*cking getting into bed with you.

You don't know. I'm great in bed.

- Yeah.

- I'm sick, man.

- Sensitive.

- No, man. It's not gonna happen.

It's cool, man.

You looking online, or what?

"Fun couple looking for a fun night"?

No. Online seems way too hectic.

Yeah, but it's all hectic,

no matter what you do.

How come it doesn't ever work

when I'm with someone?

Yeah, the thing with Emma

didn't work either, did it?

- And Tim? No way.

- Ooh.

With Tim, nothing worked.

Aw, poor thing.

RIP, Tim.

But with Mink, I really don't get it.

You guys are just

stuck in a rut, that's all.

And a threesome

can get you unstuck, I think.

- Yeah?

- Just try it and see what happens.

You think so too?

This could make him

try a little bit more, you know?

A little competition never hurt anyone.

- Listen, you guys are gonna fix this!

- No.

- Do it tonight!

- No, no!

- Yeah! For sure!

- [Bo] Do it tonight!

- Please!

- It's now or never.

Tonight! Go for it!

- Oh, goddammit.

- Whoo!

[energetic music playing]

- Tonight is the night!

- [Luna] Shut up, he's looking!

[cheering]

[upbeat dance music playing]

Would that be an option?

That could be your type, right?

Yeah, I wouldn't mind

having breakfast with him.

[Mink] No, I get it!

No, you're my type!

[music halts]

[music builds]

- [upbeat house music playing]

- [people cheering]

Hey! [chuckles] Come here often?

I work here.

- With Mink.

- Uh, pfft. Yeah, I know.

Um, um, um

Can I have a, um, a vodka, please?

- Hey, um, can I get a beer?

- [server] Sure.

- And you, are you seeing anyone?

- No, nobody.

Wow! You have super beautiful ears!

- What?

- Your auricle is pretty!

[chuckles] Hey. Here you go.

- Thank you. Cheers.

- Cheers.

You know where the bathroom is?

So, what do you do?

I'm a painter.

Mm! For real?

Yeah.

And And do you paint abstract,

or figurative, or, um

[chuckles] No, I paint, um, houses

and walls and stuff, you know?

Oh, sick!

- Yeah.

- Cool.

[Luna] Oh right. I forgot about that.

I am absolutely terrible at flirting.

The only place

where I flirt is on my bike.

- Because there are zero consequences.

- [bell dings]

When riding a bike,

you know that the other person

is going the other way

and that you will

never see each other again.

Bike flirting is perfection.

Short enough so it doesn't get awkward,

but long enough

for that lovely feeling in your stomach.

[upbeat music playing]

[Luna] Fortunately,

Mink always knows what to say.

[pulsing house music resumes]

- [Luna laughs] Hey!

- Hey!

Hey. Mwah.

Hi.

- Hi.

- She's your girlfriend?

Uh, yeah.

And it so happens

that we're trying to find someone...

d*ck!

- [gasps, chuckles] Are you okay?

- [Mink] Okay.

Are we looking for

men, women, or everyone?

[Luna] Everyone. Definitely everyone.

Our passions are

karaoke, Netflix, scuba diving,

salsa dancing, board games, activism

Yeah. Yeah.

If I had to use one term to describe us,

that would be "board game activism."

[Luna laughs]

Okay, great.

I'll pick travelling, coffee, and karaoke?

Coffee?

[both chuckling]

This is never gonna work.

[camera shutter clicks]

[Luna] Oh sh*t.

I swiped in the wrong direction.

[both chuckle]

[Luna] Let's have a look.

Okay, this is Benedict.

- Be-ne-dict.

- [Luna] Yeah.

He studies at the conservatory,

and it looks like

he plays the flute extremely well.

[Mink] Wow, what a champ.

Super swipe. Let's go.

[Luna] Okay, done.

Oh! She's also very cute.

- [Mink] Oh yeah.

- [Luna] Hey, a coffee lover.

Hey, I know you.

Uh, who? Me?

Um, yeah. I I think I do, right?

- Um

- [Mink chuckles]

Uh, yeah, I'm sure you do,

considering the fact

that I am a very well-known artist.

You probably know me

from, uh, the bed protests,

with my, um, partner, John.

Hi. John. Nice to meet you. John Lennon.

Nice to meet you.

Yeah, I dated Ringo for a while, you know.

I met you at a party one time, right?

- Oh right! Right, yeah.

- That's you. Right?

- [chuckles]

- [Luna] Exactly. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we were just on our way

to, uh, the next bed protest.

- Yeah, someone's gotta do it, so

- Yeah. Busy, busy, busy.

Mm. Sounds fun to me, a bed protest.

- Yeah?

- [woman] Yeah.

- Hey, tell Ringo I say hi, okay? Bye!

- Bye!

[Luna] Okay, bye!

[twangy rock music playing]

- Wait, Mink, stop. Stop!

- What?

[Luna] Could it be her?

Really?

[sighs]

- She was absolutely perfect.

- Yeah, it was just too good to be true.

sh*t, man. I'm trying to find

someone morning, noon, and night,

and you guys managed to

run into someone on your f*cking bicycle?

We didn't find anyone

because she cycled away,

right out of our life.

I think there are plenty of people

who'd wanna ride their bikes

into a threesome with you two.

- Yeah, but this was really...

- Let's stop this messing around.

I'm sure you got the app

downloaded, right? Isn't she on it?

[upbeat music playing]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

Oh my God!

[cell phones chiming]

[blows raspberry]

[music fades]

Why are there so many people?

[cell phone chimes]

What?

I got a match with ourselves.

[scoffs]

- Whoa.

- [Mink chuckles]

Well, I'm done with it.

I've seen them all.

Hey.

- Hey.

- Such a handy little app.

You immediately end up

in bed next to your match.

Yeah, but you were cuter

in your picture than in real life.

- [laughs]

- [snarls]

[Mink] Also, did you read on my profile

that I really love scuba diving

and I enjoy exploring new places?

[Luna chuckles] Yeah. Oh.

- [Mink breathing rapidly]

- [moaning]

[moaning]

[moans]

[moans]

[melancholy music playing]

[whirring]

[gasps softly]

[sound of waves lapping]

[breathing rapidly]

[gasping]

[gasping]

[sighs]

[exhales]

- [sighs]

- [whirring stops]

[dating app swipe effect sounds faintly]

Holy sh*t, Mink!

- [Mink] What? Hm?

- I found her! Look!

Hm?

This is her, isn't it?

- Holy sh*t.

- Yeah.

Yeah, that's her.

[keyboard clacking]

[distant siren wailing]

Should we just say hi, or?

[gull squawking]

[indistinct chatter]

[Luna] See? It's a quarter past already.

What if she's not coming?

Sweetie, she literally said, "I'm coming."

Yeah, yeah. I know,

but she could've been joking.

"Hey, Luna and Mink.

Yeah, I remember you as John and Yoko."

"Ha-ha. Rarely had such a direct proposal,

but f*ck it, why not? I'm coming."

[Luna chuckles] Okay.

And what do we do when she gets here?

Shake hands? Three kisses?

As if you'd shake hands with someone

with whom you're planning a threesome.

Okay. Then what? Three kisses?

- Yeah, three kisses, yeah. Hey.

- Hey.

- "How nice that you're here"

- "It's super nice to meet you."

- [woman] Hey!

- Hey!

- Oh, hey!

- [Luna] Hello.

Hey. Hey.

- Oh, hi. Eve.

- Luna.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Hey, my name is Mink.

- Hey.

- So, you found it.

- Yeah. [chuckles] Yeah, sorry I'm late.

- I was at work and we ran late, so...

- No, we just got here too.

Okay, good.

So, uh, what what do you do for work?

[Eve] I work for

an environmental organization.

- Oh wow!

- Oh cool.

- Nice. Good. And very important.

- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. It can feel like I'm fighting

a a losing battle sometimes,

but, uh, a battle that's important.

[chuckles]

And what do you do?

Uh I'm a a communications strategist.

[Mink] Yeah, yeah.

Luna is very deep in the world

of the data analysts

and the communication strategists.

- Yes, yes.

- [laughs]

- And you, Mink?

- Um, I work here.

- Oh!

- Yeah. Uh, it's a side job.

- I'm still studying.

- He's still studying.

Mink is a little bit, uh,

"maana, maana" kinda guy.

Right? Third major.

But you really like this one.

- Yeah, yeah.

- [Eve] What do you study?

- Well, I started...

- [Eve] Can I guess?

- Yeah? [chuckles]

- Okay.

[clears throat]

Okay, Mink.

At first, you studied what your parents

wanted you to study, didn't you?

- Guilty, yeah.

- Yeah. [laughs]

[Eve] Um, law?

Yeah!

Then you failed all your exams,

so you were out.

And decided that you

you wanted more understanding

of how the world works.

And then you chose history?

- [gasps] Wow!

- [Mink] f*ck off.

- [Eve] Okay! Holy sh*t!

- Okay!

She's going for it.

This is getting a bit scary.

Oh. Okay, you work here

Hotel management?

- [laughs]

- No way!

- sh*t! I can't believe it!

- How is that even...

Really? [laughs]

- ["De langste nacht" playing]

- Beer?

[seagulls squawking]

The next one's on me?

Well, we were thinking,

all of these beach bars are a lot of fun.

So if we get one drink at each bar, then

You'll build up the courage

to do this thing.

- [chuckles]

- [Mink] Uh

[chuckles]

Yeah, maybe that's

your next academic focus.

Oh, ha-ha.

- [Luna] Oh, let's go there.

- [Eve] This is all me?

[laughing]

[Eve] I want to sit in the hammock.

- [Mink groans]

- [Eve laughs] No!

- [Mink] Uh, beer?

- Yeah!

[server] Here you go.

[glasses clinking]

- Wow!

- [Mink] All right.

- Yay!

- Oh yeah.

Well, here's to polyamory.

- All right!

- [Luna chuckles]

Are you actually monogamous

besides tonight,

or do you have an open relationship?

- [Mink] Yes.

- No.

- Uh yeah. Uh, monogamous.

- [Eve and Luna laugh]

Yeah.

- Yeah. Right? Jesus.

- Yeah!

That's clear. [laughs]

- You?

- Uh, I only do threesomes.

Oh, it's a hair.

- You see it?

- Yeah, wait. Give me your finger.

That is all gone.

I did it all for you.

[laughing and chattering]

[pulsing dance music playing]

[laughs]

[Eve] You always run away, don't you?

[slow, dramatic electronic music plays]

[all laughing]

Come on, be honest here, okay? Really.

Don't lie.

How often do you guys do it per week?

- Oh.

- [Mink] Okay. Trick question.

- [Luna] Honestly? Okay.

- Okay

- Three, two, one Four?

- Three.

[Luna sighs]

[all laughing]

- No Four?

- So it's two.

Uh, yeah.

That's okay! [chuckles]

I see, uh I see a phallus.

[snickers]

No, really! If you look at those four

[voice fades out]

I see a

I see

["Concrete Over Water"

by Jockstrap playing]

Wow.

I wanna be there

[echoing moaning voices]

[moaning continues]

- [Mink] f*ck, can't get it in.

- [keys jingling]

[Luna] Oh no. Wait a minute.

- This is where we left off.

- [Mink] Loon

I can't get it in. [chuckles]

[Luna] Here you go.

[Eve laughs]

- Yeah!

- [Luna] Okay!

[all chuckling]

- You guys want a drink?

- [Eve] Um

- [Mink] Water.

- Water?

- [Eve] Okay. The same.

- Okay. [chuckles]

[tap running]

[tap stops]

[Eve moans]

[laughs softly]

[chuckles]

Hey. [chuckles nervously]

- [Luna] Water.

- [Mink] Thanks, sweetie.

[soft music playing]

[soft chuckling]

[heavy breathing]

[all chuckling]

[soft moan]

[chuckling]

[giggling]

[laughs softly]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[all chuckling]

[Eve laughs softly]

[all chuckling]

Have you guys agreed on

who's allowed to do what with whom

and all of that stuff?

[Luna] Um

Uh, nothing?

- Or, uh, no uh, everything.

- [Mink] Mm-hmm?

[chuckles] Or right?

Everything's fine. Yeah.

[chuckling]

Yeah. [chuckles]

[heavy breathing]

[Eve laughs softly]

[chuckles]

[Eve breathing rapidly]

[Eve moans]

[heavy breathing]

[Eve whispers] Give me your hand.

[Luna moans softly]

[Eve breathing rapidly]

[Eve laughs softly]

[Eve moans]

A little bit harder.

Faster.

[exhales sharply]

[breathing rapidly]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[gasping]

[Eve laughs]

[Eve sighs]

[both laughing]

[soft, funky music playing]

[Eve exhales sharply]

[sighs]

[chuckles]

You wanna go?

[Mink moaning]

[Mink] I'm gonna come!

Yeah. Yeah.

- You?

- [Luna] Yeah. Yeah, me too.

[breathing rapidly]

[Luna] Yeah!

[Mink and Luna moaning]

Yeah!

- [gasps]

- [Mink moans]

Mm!

[all chuckling]

[sighs]

[Luna moans softly]

[Eve] Well

[Mink panting]

[Luna chuckles] Mm.

[sighs]

[soft laughter]

- I'm going to clean up.

- Okay.

[Luna moans]

[departing footsteps]

- [Mink exhales]

- [sighs]

[bottles clinking]

[bottle cap hisses]

[soft music playing]

[Eve laughs softly]

[kissing]

[Luna breathes shakily]

[gasping]

[sighs]

- [Eve] Do you like this?

- [gasps]

[music halts]

Sorry, are you talking to me?

No, to the guy

who's on the couch passed out.

[laughs softly] Um um

[chuckles] Yeah. I like it a lot.

Give me your hand.

Show me what you like the most.

Like this?

Um

[Eve] A little faster?

- No, like that. That's good.

- [Eve] Hm?

Mm-hmm.

[whispers] Slow down a bit.

[Eve] Here?

[Luna] Mm-hmm.

[breathing rapidly]

[sighs] Yeah.

A little faster.

[breathing rapidly]

Yeah.

- [thunder rumbling]

- [moaning]

[gasping]

[moans, gasps]

[moans]

[gasping]

- [moans]

- [Eve breathing rapidly]

[gasping and panting]

[laughing softly]

[gasps]

[Luna and Eve laughing]

[both laughing]

[distant gulls squawking]

[shower running]

[shower stops]

[softly] Hey.

[Luna chuckles]

[Luna laughs]

[chuckles] Oh my God.

[Luna laughing]

Ugh. I just woke up on the couch

and my neck hurts like f*ck.

[Luna chuckles]

[both chuckle]

- But 100% worth it.

- Yeah.

- Ah, can you please give me a massage?

- Yeah.

Hey, Eve is still in the shower.

I know.

What, you wanna go again?

[both chuckling]

Mm. Mm!

No, but what do we to do now?

Make her breakfast,

or does she leave, or what?

Yeah, I don't know. It would be nice

to make some breakfast, right?

- Make breakfast?

- Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Okay.

- Oh f*ck. [chuckles]

- Oh.

- Arugula with ketchup.

- Hm.

[funky drumbeat plays]

[dramatic whoosh]

[Mink's voice echoes indistinctly]

[speaking indistinctly]

[chuckling]

[Mink speaking indistinctly]

So, did I make you come?

[traffic din becomes audible]

- Huh?

- Any vegetarian options?

Um I think so, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah. Uh, our sandwich.

- [Mink] Mm-hmm.

[drill whirring]

[Eve] Mm!

Holy sh*t! This is so good. [chuckles]

[Mink] Yeah, right?

It's because of the sauce.

Mm. But the combination

with the egg is good.

Eggs are my only guilty pleasure.

I was completely vegan at first,

but I got so angry with the whole

"improve the environment"

bullshit starting with yourself.

Because the government

doesn't do anything, so f*ck it,

I'm eating eggs.

But when you're working,

you do things for the environment, right?

Yeah, but

nothing's really black and white.

It's all shades of gray.

Yeah. Maybe we should all

just climb up that scaffolding

and go to another planet

and start over and try again.

[Eve and Luna chuckling]

- Good idea, Mink.

- Yeah.

- [drill whirring]

- It's an excellent idea.

[upbeat music playing]

- [Eve] Hi.

- Hey, girl, what are you doing?

- [Eve] It's okay!

- [both laughing]

[music fades]

- Here! Here! Yeah, found them.

- Oh great.

[Luna and Eve chuckle]

Thanks.

- Well, bye.

- All right. Cool.

- [Eve chuckles]

- Thank you.

Yeah. You're welcome! [laughs]

- Bye!

- Bye, honey.

- All right, bye!

- Yeah. See you later!

- "Thank you"? [giggles]

- Yeah, I don't know, what do you say?

That was

unbelievable.

Honestly, I was pretty nervous

in the beginning

'cause who knows

what's gonna happen, but, man

I mean, I hardly remember anything,

but the things I do remember?

Holy f*ck!

I woke up and I thought,

"This is it.

This is why we exist." You know?

Like, you can just have

the night of your life

together with the love of your life.

And with a third person.

And with a third person, exactly.

- And the entire night, you can just...

- "The entire night"?

[Mink] Hm?

Not the entire night, right?

No, but, I mean, first at the beach

and then at our house.

[camera beeping]

[shutter clicks]

Anyway, that for almost the entire night

[office phones ringing]

[indistinct chatter in background]

OUR MISSION - PROJECTS - THE TEAM

- [woman] Luna.

- [Luna gasps, clears throat]

How are the new results

of the pleasure campaign?

Good. Yeah. Really good.

- So far, the sales are increasing.

- All right.

There have been a few negative reviews

saying the product is not precisely

what the pleasure campaign promised...

- Okay, but the sales continue to increase.

- Yeah.

Okay, perfect. And who can

ever please everyone, right?

Hey, we're grabbing lunch

at the sandwich bar.

You want chicken again?

Uh, I might go with something veggie.

Oh wow, Luna.

[chuckles]

[light music plays]

[phone clicks]

JUST ATE A VEGAN TOASTIE

SO GOOD

IT MADE ME THINK OF YOU

WHAT WAS GOOD, THE TOASTIE OR

[Bo] Yo!

Yo.

What is that sneaky smile about?

[chuckles]

Okay.

Pray tell. How was it?

What? [chuckles]

- Uh, your PowerPoint presentation.

- [Luna chuckles]

It was nice, but

I already told you last night.

No, Mink talked about it.

You just stood with your face

So?

Yeah, it was really fun.

And also uh

Yeah. Satisfying.

[Bo] Uh, satisfying as in

[squawks]

[Luna chuckles]

- Yeah, yeah. Satisfying as in

- Oh my God!

- Luna!

- Yeah, but... [chuckles]

Oh my God!

I told you this would be good for you.

Now I'm calling Tirza. Oh my God!

- Tirza, Tirza, Tirza!

- [Tirza] Yo, shouldn't you be working?

Oh really? Look who's talking.

Hey, listen up. I have some breaking news.

- Take a guess who orgasmed.

- [Tirza] Well! Luna!

- It's your girl, girl!

- You can't talk about it until I'm there.

- Can you believe it? Oh my God!

- Luna! Finally!

- [howling]

- [Luna chuckles]

Sorry that we're so crazy!

WOULD YOU LIKE

WOULD YOU MAYBE LIKE TO SEE US AGAIN?

IN WHICH NEIGHBORHOOD DO YOU LIVE?

So much terrible news.

[inhales sharply]

[sighs]

What do you think of Eve?

What?

[Luna] What do you really think of her?

[Mink] Why?

[newspaper thuds]

Just

wondering if you thought of her.

Do you feel weird about it?

No. No, no. I don't.

I was

just curious.

Is it harder than you thought?

That there was someone else present?

Because, yeah, I mean,

Eve is a super lovely girl,

but it doesn't mean anything else.

It's not like I feel anything.

[chuckles]

I love you, sweetheart.

Really. You know that, right?

Hm?

[Luna murmurs]

You are all that I want.

- [alert chimes]

- WHY ARE YOU ASKING WHERE I LIVE?

DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER OR SOMETHING?

Hey! f*ck! My egg!

- Chillax.

- sh*t.

- Sweetie, just turn the burner down.

- Yeah, thanks.

[cell phone chiming]

[Mink] Mm.

Good thing that you don't

work at our kitchen. Right?

Good luck at work, honey.

- Good luck with your PowerPoint.

- Thanks.

["This is Happening" by 4B2M playing]

This is

Taking care of business

This is

A bit better than this is

Hard times, don't give up

We both know, don't give it up

Hard times, don't give up

We both know, don't give it up

Hard times, don't give up

We both know, don't give it up

Hard times, don't give up

We both know, don't give it up

This is happening

This is happening

This is happening

This is happening

This is happening

This is happening

Happening, happening

[song ends]

[faint indistinct chatter]

[buzzer sounds]

- Hey.

- Hey!

- Come in.

- Thanks.

Okay. [chuckles]

Is Mink coming?

Uh, no. No. Uh, Mink has exams

so he couldn't make it.

But I thought it'd be rude if I canceled.

Ah, okay.

[door closes]

- [Luna] Do you paint?

- No, why would you ask?

[Luna chuckles]

- Something to drink?

- Uh, yeah.

[Eve] I just made tea.

[muffled] But in the end,

all those bad decisions

are based on lust, right?

- [moans echoing]

- People crave satisfying things.

They need it.

Eating meat, flying

[muffled]

buying clothes that are made by kids.

Hm.

So you never do anything

purely out of lust?

[moan echoing]

- [Eve] Rarely.

- Hm.

- So am I gonna get a tour, or, um?

- [Eve chuckles]

Well, if you want a tour Come on.

This is my dining table.

Many world problems are solved here.

- Ah, right. That happens here.

- Yeah.

And, uh, this is my queen-size bed.

[Eve claps]

Many problems are solved here as well.

[Luna chuckles]

So, you say yes to threesomes

'cause the world is ending?

That's a bit reductive, I'd say, but

actually, that's not entirely untrue.

And, um

um

what did you think of it?

Well, it wasn't my first threesome,

but clearly it was your first.

[both laugh]

But for a first time

you were, uh, pretty okay.

- Yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

[soft chuckle]

How was it for you?

- [cell phone ringing]

- Oh.

[Eve chuckles]

Hey!

[Mink] Hey!

Guess who's finally done with work?

- How's it going with your PowerPoint?

- PowerPoint [chuckles] Great, sweetie.

Is it okay if Samir joins us

for dinner tonight?

- Vegan tacos? Or do you prefer...

- Tacos will be great.

Okay, great.

I'm gonna go for a quick swim

and then I'll come home. Cool?

- Okay, sweetie, have fun. See you. Bye.

- I love you! Bye!

- Bye-bye-bye-bye!

- Bye. Love you.

Wine?

- Yeah. Great.

- [chuckles]Okay.

Red or white?

[melancholy music playing]

- [bottles clinking]

- [Eve] Um

Oh, I've got white wine

in the fridge. Is that okay?

[door closes]

[indistinct, muffled chatter]

[Mink] Loon, what's your take on that?

[distant gulls squawking]

Yeah, the food was amazing.

No, about Samir's impotence.

[laughs] That's not It only happened once

that I couldn't get it up.

- Doesn't make me impotent.

- [Mink] But seriously.

- [both] Happy climax day!

- [chuckles]

- [Bo] Homemade.

- Wow!

- You want a drink?

- [Luna] No, thank you.

Okay, fine.

- Okay.

- Pray tell.

Um, yeah.

Uh, well, we we had sex,

and then, um, I came.

- [clicks tongue]

- [Tirza] Uh, hello? Details?

How'd it happen? What time?

Where'd it happen?

- What were you wearing? All of it.

- Um [blows raspberry]

Okay, um, Eve, uh, was with Mink

and they were doing, um

Uh Mink Mink was with me, um, uh

Eating you out?

Or uh, uh, uh, uh, sixty-nining?

D-Doggy styling?

Wait! He went down on you?

Oh, he went down on you

and then you came, right?

- Oh, he must have done it differently.

- Yeah, everything, actually.

- Oh, was it because Eve was present? Oh.

- Yeah.

[hesitates] Well, uh, yeah, no I mean...

Hey, you're being weird.

Sweetie, did you really come, or?

Yeah.

Not from Mink.

[Bo] Okay.

Yeah. That works too. [chuckles]

And Mink doesn't know anything about this?

[Luna] No.

He had already fallen asleep on the couch.

[Bo chuckles] Wow.

Yeah.

Yeah, and then Eve kept going,

and then she kept

asking me these questions

that made me feel

really awkward at first, but

But yeah, then, um

Yeah.

It ended up being

freeing in a way, you know?

Okay. Now you know what works for you.

You just gotta take everything

Eve was doing with your business

and show Mink without him even realizing.

[Tirza] Okay, that's

the worst advice ever.

Loonie, you have a real problem.

Oh right. Okay. That's great. Thanks.

And this problem has only one solution.

Um never have sex again.

- Exactly. Never have sex again.

- [chuckles]

No, you gotta talk to Mink.

[Tirza sighs]

But when we're in the flow

I don't wanna interrupt everything.

- No, no.

- It just makes it awkward.

You don't have to do it during sex, Lu.

You bring it up during a non-erotic time.

On a boring, rainy day.

Good luck.

- [Luna] No!

- Well, just talk!

No. I don't wanna talk,

I want a c**t cake.

You are such a baby.

- Here's your c**t cake.

- Thanks.

[rain pattering]

[items clattering in fridge]

- Nice jacket. Looks good on you.

- [chuckles]

- You can borrow it sometime.

- [chuckles]

What should I do?

Bring along white or red to Sam's?

Uh, white.

Red gets him rowdy. [laughs]

[chair scraping]

I do feel sorry for Sam.

What? For his rowdiness?

No. [chuckles]

No, his, uh, problem thing.

[Mink] Oh yeah. It's sad.

He's just way too much in his head.

He should just relax.

[departing footsteps]

Yeah, but I can imagine it's hard when

when you really want it

but that's why it doesn't work.

He just needs to find someone

he feels truly comfortable with.

Someone he can relax with.

Like I can do with you.

- Hm?

- [Luna chuckles]

Hm. So tonight,

I'm going to find a Luna for Samir.

- Well, good luck with that.

- [laughs]

Mwah!

- Bye, sweetie.

- [door opens]

- Bye, sweetie.

- [Mink] Love you.

[door closes]

[soft music playing]

Hey.

[murmurs]

This is a really, uh,

smooth and fruity wine.

With earthy tones

and a little complex, uh, finish.

Uh, and it lasts for a while,

even though she gets

overwhelmed and runs away.

Which she now regrets.

But she's, um, elegant and impulsive.

Let's give her a chance, then, I guess.

[chuckles] Yeah, abstract

or, uh, figurative?

- What? No?

- [both laughing]

So, the lady has learned her terminology.

And you? Do you have any other hobbies?

[chuckles]

Something that's not a PowerPoint?

[chuckles] Yeah. No

Yeah, that's pretty much

all I do, I guess.

[both chuckling]

And does Mink believe you're off

right now making a PowerPoint?

Um probably.

[Eve] Hm.

But are you okay that

he doesn't know you're at my house?

[chuckles softly]

Yeah.

You sure?

[Eve laughs]

- I'm guessing he doesn't satisfy you.

- [gasps, laughs]

[both chuckling]

f*ck you.

[percussive pop music playing]

[heavy breathing]

A little bit more pressure.

- [Luna] Like this?

- Yeah.

[moaning]

[moaning]

[whispers] Go faster.

- Do you want it faster?

- Yeah.

- You're not used to this, are you?

- No.

[gasps]

[both moaning]

[gasping]

[music fades]

[exhales sharply]

[faint birdsong]

[Mink murmurs]

[Luna murmurs]

Did you hear me come home?

No.

Did Sam score last night?

[Mink] Mm-mm.

[Mink laughs softly]

[Mink straining]

[Mink groaning]

[departing footsteps]

[Mink] Mm-mm-mm!

- Your favorite sandwich.

- Looking good!

Thanks. Mm!

And? Any crucial world news?

[chuckles] It's all miserable, as usual.

[sighs] sh*t. So Eve was right.

We're f*cked.

[chuckles]

Seems like it, yeah.

[chuckles] Mm.

Hey, um, Minkie, I wanted

to talk to you about something.

Mm-hmm?

[Luna] Uh

We need to figure out

what we're wearing to the costume party.

Oh yeah. Of course.

- Uh, superheroes, right?

- Yeah.

- [Mink] Well, we have Superman.

- Uh-huh.

Ant-Man. Uh, Iron Man.

Yeah. [laughs]

Okay. Are there any women

flying through the superhero universe?

- There's plenty. We have Catwoman.

- I love that! Great!

- I'll be Catwoman and you can be Catman.

- That's impossible.

Catwoman is dating Batman,

and Samir already claimed Batman.

Oh.

So, wait, we should

find him a Catwoman, right?

Mm Okay, girls

Supergirl Uh, Turbo Girl

- Oh! Powerpuff Girls!

- Eve!

What?

Eve would definitely be

a super-sick Catwoman.

Sweetie, we're not inviting Eve

to our stupid costume party.

- Why not? It would be fun!

- Sorry, I think it's a weird...

Loon, think along here.

We could try to match Eve with Samir.

Samir needs a rebound,

and Eve would certainly be down for that.

Uh, honey. Samir and Eve?

I just I can't picture them.

Yo, Sam! Question.

Who does Batman date?

[dramatic superhero music playing]

- [Eve screeches]

- [music fades]

[Samir, menacingly] Hello. Hi.

- Cheers. Yeah, you too.

- Whoo! [laughs]

So, how do I look?

Yeah, you're making me super hot.

Yeah, I'm feeling f*cking warm too.

Normally I flirt with my eyes,

but you can't really see them right now.

You still have your chin. Flirt with that.

Oh yeah. [sniffs]

Hm.

- [chattering and laughing in background]

- [upbeat music playing]

- Hi! Hi, I'm Samir.

- Hey.

- And I'm, uh, Mink's best friend.

- Oh!

So, how did you meet again?

[all chuckling]

Wow

- What a fine woman.

- She's never going to fall for Samir.

Hey, doesn't it make you nervous

that she's here now after she made you

[scoffs] No.

Pfft. I don't think about that anymore.

[Mink] Uh, Samir was,

uh, a vegan for a while.

- Really?

- Only for a bit. About two months.

And it was vegetarian, actually.

- Okay.

- Yeah, I did eat fish.

[all cheering]

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go! Let's go! Come on!

- [all cheering]

- Boom!

Oh, Drop sh*t! Uh, tequila or limoncello?

Limoncello!

Oh, at least it's my favorite one.

Well, of course I know

what you like, don't I? [kisses]

[Luna laughs] Whoo!

- [Samir] Hey! Yummy!

- [Mink] There you go! Okay!

- Yes!

- [Mink] Next question is for Bo.

When was the last time

you were truly in love?

Yeah, I never fall in love.

- [Samir] Hm, I'm always in love.

- [Bo chuckles]

[Mink] Okay, so you're not in

love with your quick-up?

- [Bo] "Quook-up."

- [Mink] Quook-up.

[Bo] Ugh, in love, in love

Those are such big words, you know?

- ["Concrete Over Water" playing]

- [conversation fades out]

I want more than my head

Should've meant it when I said

- I wanna be there

- [heavy breaths echoing]

I want more than my head

[music intensifies]

- [Luna gasps]

- [glass clinks]

[Luna] Oh sh*t! Sorry! Sorry. Sorry.

- Sorry. sh*t.

- [Tirza] Okay, wait. Here.

- Here's a towel.

- [Luna] Sorry. So stupid.

[Mink] Oh! Oh, sweetie,

no, not in front of everyone.

[mocking laughter]

[Luna] Idiot.

I got it. It's okay.

- [Bo] Okay, let's go.

- [Mink] Next question.

- Whose turn is it?

- [Bo] It's my turn.

A question for Eve.

[soft, melancholy music playing]

- [rapid breathing]

- [vibrator whirring]

[Eve] Show me what you like the most.

[Luna] No, like that. That's good.

Slower.

- [phone alarm beeping]

- [gasps]

[whispers] sh*t.

[alarm continues beeping]

- [alarm stops]

- Good morning, sunshine.

Oh f*ck. I have to get up.

Mm-hmm. No.

- [Mink groans] I stink.

- Mm. I want you, stinky.

I gotta go.

Or we can stay a little longer.

Since when are you so eager?

[laughs softly]

I just want it to work.

[Mink chuckles] You want what to work?

How about tonight?

Okay.

- Deal.

- [chuckles] Okay.

[whistling]

["Mon Amour" by Rejjie Snow

and Milena Leblanc playing]

Love

f*ck. Gotta preheat.

- sh*t.

- [door opens]

[Mink] Hey, sweetie.

[door closes]

[sighs] It was crazy crowded on the beach.

[keychain clatters]

- Did you do all this?

- [Luna chuckles]

Baby, what are you doing?

You look f*cking beautiful!

Thanks. [chuckles]

Mwah!

I just forgot to preheat the oven.

Oh yeah?

Well, I don't mind. No reason to rush.

[chuckles] Nice.

[items on table clattering]

[Luna moaning]

[Luna murmurs]

I'm just a bit uncomfortable here.

Why? I thought this was

one of your favorite spots.

- [both laughing]

- ["Mon Amour" continues playing]

Sorry, that sensual music

is a serious boner-k*ller.

[chuckles] Okay.

[music stops]

[Mink breathing rapidly]

[Luna inhales sharply]

[both moaning]

[exhales]

[whispers] Slow down a bit.

[Mink] What?

- Maybe slow down a little bit.

- Uh, okay.

Okay.

[moaning]

[moans, inhales sharply]

What is it?

Nothing. Come here.

Okay.

[both moaning]

No. No, wait. Not too fast. Not too fast.

- [Mink] Huh?

- [Luna] Give me Give me your hand.

- Yeah.

- Okay?

Here.

[both breathing heavily]

To the left.

Yeah.

- [moans]

- What's with all the talking?

I just want us to enjoy this.

- That's what we're doing, right?

- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

[moaning]

[both moaning]

[both moan]

[Mink] Yeah.

- Yeah.

- [Luna] Wait, sit up.

- [Mink] Ho!

- Yeah.

[both moaning]

Yeah.

[both moaning]

[gasping]

- [Mink] Yeah! Yeah!

- Yeah?

Yeah!

Yeah!

No!

- What?

- Yeah, no!

[Mink] Oh.

- I thought we were both coming.

- Yeah, you think that every time!

[Mink murmurs, hesitates]

- Loon. What

- Yeah, I'm gonna clean up.

Loon.

We don't have to stop, you know,

if you're not done yet.

I mean, I have all night.

The thing is, though,

it's not just about tonight.

With us, it just never quite happens.

[Mink] What?

Sex? [chuckles]

No, not sex.

[Mink] Then what?

Coming.

You being serious?

I just follow you usually.

You follow me?

You You fake it, you mean.

No, I I don't fake everything. I'm just

I feel really good when I'm with you...

Yeah, okay, so you don't fake it,

but you, uh

but you do fake it.

Jesus.

Why have you never

said anything about this?

[Luna] I've wanted to talk to you

about this so many times!

When?

Yeah, um [hesitates]

I I don't know what to say.

I don't want this to happen.

- I really don't want to hurt you.

- Oh okay, yeah.

Well, you did a great job. Congrats.

You could have asked me if I wanted to

try something different as well, you know?

No, Loon.

Not if you never mention it to me.

Couldn't you guess

I don't always want the same things?

No! Not if you always pretend to like it!

- I don't have a sixth sense or something.

- No, clearly you don't.

Is that why

you wanted to have a threesome?

"Mink can't satisfy me,

so let's invite a third person"?

- We both wanted this!

- I wasn't that into it at all!

I did it for you!

Oh, it was super obvious

that you did that for me!

It was a threesome, Loon!

With three people!

- I'm sorry I wasn't all over you!

- No, I'm glad she was there!

Yeah, it was more fun with her present!

Yeah, well, at least she made me come!

Is that true?

Loon?

f*ck you.

- [door opens]

- ["We Move" by Aze playing]

[door slams shut]

f*ck.

[sighs]

[door opens]

It's all right, Minkie.

[birds chirping]

Darling

I hear you calling

HEY I TOLD MINK ABOUT US.

DIDN'T GO VERY WELL

Pull you in

In a way I used to

DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER?

- But boy would you just let me know

- [cell phone chimes]

SINCE IT'S YOU

Have I fallen out of grace?

You like it?

[chuckles] Ehh

[both laughing]

Sorry. I'm not exactly the best chef.

So why'd you tell Mink about us?

Um

Well, I guess because

I couldn't keep it to myself any longer.

I really like you.

And, um, what is it

exactly you like so much?

[inhales sharply]

Okay, um

I I feel,

uh, free with you and, um, very open.

Like I can go anywhere.

Hm.

You mean you like my mouth, right?

[soft, funky music playing]

[Luna breathing rapidly] Yeah.

A little faster.

[gasps]

[moaning and gasping]

[moans]

[breathing rapidly]

[moaning]

[Eve kissing]

- [panting]

- [music fades]

[Eve chuckles, kisses]

[exhales]

[Luna moans softly]

I like it when you use your fingers.

[Eve exhales]

Yeah.

- [whispers] Like this?

- Okay. Lower.

[heavy breathing]

[Eve whispers] Hey.

Hey, tell me what you're thinking.

Sorry.

- Hey.

- Sorry.

It's okay. Come here.

[loud whirring]

[whirring continues]

Morning.

- Good morning!

- Hey. [chuckles]

- Good morning.

- Hey, sweetie.

You got up early.

Yeah, I, uh

I'm about to go to an exhibit.

Ah, that's great.

Join me.

Um, that'd be nice. Uh, but

Mink, uh, might come home

and I'm not quite sure what he

He knows though, right?

Am I Am I wrong? He knows, right?

No.

Um, no, not everything.

I I told Mink that he

That he can't make me

And, well, with you, I do.

Uh, climax?

Is that all you told him?

Is that what this means to you?

No, of course not.

Then what does this

mean to you, Luna? 'Cause

if it's just a casual thing to you,

that's completely fine.

I'm able to keep it casual,

but if that's the case,

then it needs to be equal.

Transparent. Just be honest.

If you're gonna be concerned

with just yourself, that's fine,

but then I won't waste my time with this.

And you might as well buy a vibrator.

I already have a vibrator.

Wow. Okay.

I I guess I shouldn't have

texted you yesterday.

Yeah.

[keychain jingling]

[door opens]

- [door closes]

- Hey, Minkie.

Hey.

[keychain clatters]

So?

Did you have fun last night?

No. No, of course not.

[Mink] No?

- No.

- So you didn't have fun with Eve?

[sniffles]

Why the f*ck are you doing this, Loon?

What is this about? I don't get it!

Why don't you talk to me?

Why are you doing this?

How long has this been going on?

Sorry. I

I'm sorry, I

I think I might have made a mistake.

[Mink] That's f*cking bullshit.

Sweetie, sorry.

I'd love to talk if that's an option...

[Mink] No!

No, I don't need to hear it.

I don't want this anymore.

[melancholy music playing]

I'm done with this.

[departing footsteps]

[door opens, slams shut]

[door opens]

Lulu, look who's here

to visit for a while.

[Tirza] I know you're not asleep.

You always sleep on your back,

Luna, with your mouth wide open.

[Luna grumbles]

Hey. How are you?

- [upbeat music playing]

- [indistinct dialogue on TV]

[chuckling]

Is that what you're wearing to work?

- I'm staying home sick.

- Loon, no!

What? I told them a got food poisoning

from a Hague seed bar.

- Luna! Let's pick it up!

- Come on!

[sappy love song playing]

Oh my God! Luna, for real?

ever love again

Luna!

[indistinct dialogue on phone]

[door opens]

Okay, angel, enough is enough.

Charlie is calling.

[blows raspberry] No!

Clothes on. Now.

- We don't even have a Charlie.

- [phone rings]

Hello?

[Samir] Good evening, angels.

[both] Good evening, Charlie.

[hangs up phone]

- So, why are you wearing?

- Yeah.

Oh. Well, Charlie never appears

in the movie, so I just dressed as myself.

- [Tirza murmurs]

- [chuckles]

[Samir] Sorry.

- You all right?

- Bad.

You told us you were doing medium.

Yeah, uh, medium bad.

I just feel so stupid that Mink

And with Eve I should have never

Ugh! I just find it so difficult

to talk about this.

- [sighs]

- [Samir] Yeah, it is difficult.

Well, when I had my little problem with

Well, when I

When I was unable to get hard

while having sex with that girl,

um, I didn't want to talk about it.

I was really embarrassed.

And, um, because

I thought I was a failure.

But when I started talking about it

with you and Mink,

it was no longer a big deal in my head.

Instead, it just became

something I had to deal with.

Just like we all

have things that we deal with.

[soft music plays]

Yeah. Okay, um

I've kind of figured out

that you were right, guys.

[chuckles]

I'll admit it.

I'm afraid to tell

my quook-up I'm in love with them.

I'm just really scared I'll get rejected.

[Luna] Hm.

Um

I can't come with any penetration.

[Tirza chuckles]

[Samir] Yeah.

And I think that Mink

does want to talk to you.

But you have to give him a chance.

And start the conversation.

Because he won't.

[melancholy piano music playing]

[restaurant patrons chattering]

[dramatic whoosh]

[music intensifies]

[Luna breathing rapidly]

[glasses clinking]

- Hello. These?

- [woman] Oh.

Yeah. Hope you like it.

- [glass breaks]

- sh*t!

[Mink] Yuri, someone dropped a glass.

Could you pick up the big pieces?

Loon.

W-What are you doing?

Um hey. I'm Luna.

It's my first day. [chuckles]

What are you doing? I'm working.

Yeah, me too. Just like you.

Trying to make a bit extra.

And who knows? I just might

fall in love with a colleague.

Could you please stop

f*cking around? What is this?

Well, I miss you,

and I really hate how it all

how it screwed up with us.

Do you think all of a sudden

I'm going to pretend nothing happened?

No.

Yeah?

Do you think I need this right now?

Well, I think right now

you probably need some help outside

because someone dropped

a glass out there, so

["Ambivalence" by Hanz playing]

The knowing

The not knowing

The hoping

Almost but not quite

Stuck at the intersection

[Luna] Yeah. Yeah.

Praying for the back then

To save you from the right now

To save you from the right now

Nighttime skating

With your imperfections

Past the avenue of broken dreamers

And a gin and tonic, right?

[song fades out]

[gulls squawking]

[bottles clinking]

[door opens, closes]

Um, I'm almost done with my shift,

so you can call it a day too.

So, I thought maybe

we'd grab a drink after work.

Um, yeah.

I think everyone

will hang around for a drink,

so if you want to join, that would

[bottles clinking]

There's still some of

your stuff at my place.

Oh, okay.

I can come pick it up soon.

Unless there's a chance

that we could start over.

I really feel like sh*t about this, Loon.

It's so stupid. I should've literally

On the very first time we were here, I

I should have been clear with you.

I should have been honest, but

I don't know.

It was so exciting that first time.

And I like you so much.

[sighs]

And how do you envision that?

We have sex again, and every time

I'll just be wondering,

does she actually like it

or is she just pretending?

That would just make me insecure.

Well, what if we talked about everything?

[scoffs] I really don't see how.

- We can't go back to how things were.

- But I'm done with her.

That rhymes.

Yeah, I don't know either.

I really don't know. I

I just know that I would really like to

to try again and see if

we can maybe fix everything.

Only if you want to, of course.

Otherwise, it

Yeah, otherwise, I guess it's over.

[bottle clinks]

Okay.

Then it's over.

[melancholy music playing]

[gulls squawking]

[indistinct dialogue on TV]

Wait a second. You know

you can live here forever, right, Luna?

[chuckles] Yeah.

- But your quook-up needs the room.

- [chuckles]

[woman] As you can see,

there's a lot of light.

Very spacious, isn't it?

- And are the utilities included or not?

- Not included.

Yeah. [chuckles, clicks tongue]

On the topic of new chapters,

I wanna share a teeny,

tiny little bit of news.

- My quook-up and I are in a pre-la.

- What?

Bo, that's amaze! Congrats!

You've been ready

for a relationship for a while.

Whoa! That's not what I said.

Pre-la. Pre-la, I said.

Which is short for "pre-relationship,"

so calm down.

To your pre-la!

Thanks, girls.

[door opens]

[Bo] Morning!

Morning.

I think that my

food poisoning is finally over.

Oh my God! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!

- No! I'm getting all wet!

- [squealing]

My girl is back! My Lulu girl is back!

[Luna's boss] Luna. I'm glad you're back.

How are you feeling?

- Better.

- [Luna's boss] Mm-hmm?

WILL YOU COME

GET YOUR STUFF LATER? X

SEE YOU LATER! X

[Eve] Uh, could I get

an egg sandwich, please?

[server] Of course.

- [dramatic whoosh]

- [Eve] It's so good.

- [server] Here you go.

- Yeah. Thank you.

- Have a good one.

- [server] You too.

[inhales, exhales]

- Hey.

- Hey.

Sorry, I didn't know

if I could just put it in.

Oh. Yeah. You could have

just put it in, of course.

Okay. [chuckles]

Come in.

- You okay?

- Yeah. You? Hey.

[both chuckle]

I have your, uh

- I think this is everything.

- Cool. Wonderful. Thanks.

- If there's anything else, then

- Yeah. Oh, and these.

- Yeah.

- [clears throat]

Thanks.

Did you cut your hair?

Um, no. [chuckles]

You?

Uh, no. [chuckles]

Um yeah.

- Okay. [chuckles]

- Yep.

- Um, thank you. And bye.

- Yeah, of course. Um

Yeah, great.

Oh, I still have, um

This is, um, yours as well.

Oh. [chuckles]

That's not mine.

It's yours. I just wore it a lot.

Yeah. You can have it.

- Okay. Thanks. You sure?

- [chuckles] Yeah.

Okay. Bye.

- Okay. Bye.

- [Luna] Thank you.

- Yeah. You're welcome.

- [Luna] Yeah.

- Bye.

- [Luna] Bye.

[inhales sharply]

[melancholy music playing]

[toilet seat clacks]

[vibrator whirring]

[energetic music builds]

- [music halts]

- [sniffs]

[energetic music resumes]

[gulls squawking]

- [music fades]

- [scaffolding creaks softly]

[Mink] Uh, I found this after you left.

[chuckles softly]

[Luna chuckles]

That's, um, a gift from Bo.

So you put that in your, uh?

Um, no. [chuckles]

No, on my In wouldn't work very well.

Hm. Okay, so, when I was inside you,

that also wasn't really

Um, well, I really liked that.

But, um, yeah, that doesn't

really make me, um [chuckles]

And this does?

Um [chuckles]

Yep.

Jesus.

Yeah, but this is a a really quick

stimulation, so it's a lot different.

We don't have to talk about

this stuff if you don't want to.

But I do.

I do want to talk about it.

So, what what did I do wrong?

[chuckles] Well,

you didn't do anything wrong.

Well, if this little pink toy

works better than me,

then something must be wrong.

[chuckles] Yeah, okay,

but it's a mix of things.

That I couldn't

I couldn't explain to you what I liked.

So you couldn't have known and

And maybe you could've

asked more about it.

Okay.

What did you want?

Well, a blindfold. And candle wax.

[both laugh]

I guess should have thrown

those handcuffs in the mix

instead of that threesome, then.

[chuckles]

Well,

perhaps, um

a little more foreplay or something?

[Mink] Mm-hmm?

Or actually,

taking everything a bit slower.

Because if we go too fast,

then sometimes I think too fast,

and then I can't stop,

and then it's just gone.

["Sleep When I'm With You" plays]

And maybe I do things that make you think,

"Ah, that could be better." [chuckles]

No, not at all. No.

- But I understand what you're saying.

- Yeah?

It can be very difficult

to say something in that moment

just because you

don't wanna ruin it, right?

Yeah, I also find it difficult.

But what I find more difficult

- [dialogue fades out]

- Think I can't let you go

I've been skating on ice

Slipping so hold your phone

Show me something

Do we make it?

Or was it nothing?

Is this feeling inside

Driving me up the wall?

I don't know what to say

Don't know how to take the fall

I don't want to give up on you

Unless you really want me to

I'm not giving up

Not giving up on you

I really should've opened up

Can we go back to what it was?

'Cause I've been knowing you

For so long

Broke my heart a thousand ways

Lost my focus, lost my faith

I'm okay, I'm okay

'Cause I can only sleep

When I'm with you

Touch me

Like you mean it

Hold me

God, I'll miss it

If your words'll feel right

At least it's all right to fall

'Cause I know you tonight

Know you wanna make the call

Ooh, ooh

I don't want to give up on you

Unless you really want me to

I'm not giving up

Not giving up on you

I really should've opened up

Can we go back to what it was?

'Cause I've been knowing you

For so long

Broke my heart a thousand ways

Lost my focus, lost my faith

I'm okay, I'm okay

'Cause I can't be

Repeating my mistakes

Is it too late?

If I call you by my name

I'm okay, I'm okay

'Cause I can only sleep

When I'm with you

Oh

Sleep when I'm with you

Sleep when I'm with you

Oh, oh

Sleep when I'm with you

I can only sleep when I'm with you