Galaxy Turnpike (2015)

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Application to return to Earth

Attn; Sand-Sand Burger Inc.

Space Route 246666, aka 'The Galaxy Turnpike

runs from the region of the solar system

between the 5th and 6th planets

where the space colony 'Uzu-Shio lies

to form the original trunk road linking that

to the 3rd planet, Earth

There are shuttle stops along the way

along with several restaurants

to serve the travelers

but they are rarely ever busy

After 150 years of operation,

the route's advanced dilapidation

suggests to me that Highway 246666,

aka "Galaxy Turnpike"

barely merits continued existence

I recommend its immediate closure

Sorry I'm late

Could you manage?

Can't hear over the fryer

Forget it

There's nothing to worry about

You know today's a special day?

Once every 200 years, the Orga cluster

and the Veronica meteors

align precisely with

your planets, Venus & Jupiter

It's a very special day indeed

We nicknamed it "S.E.S."

short for "Super Erotica Straight"

On this day, all creatures great and small

feel Eros burning in their hearts

We can't know the reason

but I assume some magnificent force is at work

Even I can feel it

You can, too?

I'm horny as hell

Is that right?

Shall we order something?

The Cosmo Set Lunch will be 633 Cosmic Yen

Exact change, thank you very much

Next customer in line

Welcome

A tuna burger by itself.

How about a drink to go with it?

Certainly

Let me confirm your order

One moment, please

Get him to leave

Why'?

I don't like them

Don't be mean, he's a customer

Wherever they sit

they leave the seats soaking wet

It just needs wiping

Kurorons are kind and intelligent.

They're great singers, too

I know. They're really good

That's irrelevant. I don't want

them on our seats

- If he stands...

- Stop it

A tarpaulin at least

Please don't be upset

So, whats the matter now?

Can you hear me?

I wrote that letter

It was time I took action

That's a decisive move

Should've done it before. If they accept,

it's back to Earth for me

What happens to the restaurant?

Corporate will decide. It's not my problem

Did you tell the wife?

What's the matter?

Don't tell me...

That thing I mentioned the other day

My suspicions were right

Meaning...

I'm convinced now...

Noe's seeing some guy

What twigged you?

She has a new necklace, right here

Oh' deary me...

Was out "shopping" today for ages.

Meeting him, for sure

It does sound fishy...

I admit, it's partly my fault

You mus m 'I blame yourself

But I need time to myself, too

I understand

That's who you are

Enjoy your meal

Welcome

Let's sit there

Lei-chan...

Ms. Hana...

Sorry, could you handle this please?

Thank you

So, what do we get?

You promised not to spend much

Let's share a small fries

At least a coffee too. I'll go

Such coincidences actually happen, huh?

(Test fa vie... that's life

In the vastness of space, she has to turn up

here of all places...

The universe is full of mystery

I wonder if she's married'?

Her partner is an Assinus judging

by his pointy ears

I wonder how my husband will take it?

- What's up'?

- There's a dispute going on

Once again, please

For chrissakes...

I want a double-cheese SunSun Burger

and a cheese SunSun Burger

Should I add the single cheese order

to the double-cheese set lunch

or the double-cheese order

to the single cheese set lunch?

Or are they the same price?

So you want double-cheese

and single-cheese set lunches?

For the hundredth time, no!

That'd mean two drinks, right?

I don't want that, don't you see?

- Mr. Manager

- What's wrong?

A problem customer

Sorry about this

Step aside

I'll handle this

Not that I mind

I've got nothing against her

I'm sure the same is true for her

That was just people spreading rumors

We participants didn't care so much

Let people say what they will

So, do you think I should say hi?

That's for you to decide

But supposing I make myself known...

then she'll obviously want to see my husband

What's the worry?

Don't get me wrong, I'm fine

I'm not worried. They won't restart anything

I know him so well. He's not that type

Are you sure?

Maybe I'll just mention it in passing

It's just that...

it's not vital that they see each other

You already have your answer within

Am I a bad person?

Listen carefully

Adding the single-cheese to the double set

is the cheaper way to go

You just had to tell him that

- But...

- No "but" about it

Why does adding a single-cheese to it

mean that the price works out differently?

Don't worry about logic

Adding the double-cheese to one order is

the same as adding a single-cheese...

Shut up!

Sorry, it's a power outage.

A moment please, before it's restored

What's up now?

Sorry for the trouble, everyone

Noa?

Lei-chan?

What're you doing here'?

I'd ask you the same

I run this place

Is that right?

What a surprise

Come here

My husband, Baba Sahib.

He's an Assinus, as you see

It's the boy I mentioned.

From the theater group

I'm Baba Sahib

Nice to meet you

My wife has told me much about you

Is that right?

Let's take a seat

We get Assinii here sometimes

Really?

But that was the first time I got that greeting

What'?

What you just did

That wasn't a greeting

We Assinii don't do things like that

Do we?

How long have you been here?

It's been 3 years

I'm so glad your dreams came true

He always loved hamburgers

I'll try the fries

Help yourself

You should've ordered much more

We already ate

Don't play with your food

Been back to Earth?

Not since we opened this place

We're on our way there now

Is that right?

Waiting for the shuttle

Hey, look who's here

Come...

It's been ages!

Long time, no see

Noe, the wife thing really suits you

My husband...Noa's wife

Nice to meet you

How lovely to bump into you both like this

Do you think it's fate?

What do you recommend?

I'd say the Cosmo Burger.

You can't get it on Earth

Not today

I wish you would. Get two for them

Noa, it's too much

Don't worry. They don't cost much

We'd be delighted

Make it quick

Sure

I understand your concerns

I too felt the same way at first

But life demands you make the leap

Like the proverbial omelette

and the breaking of eggs

I do understand

Let me ask you...

What are you most worried about?

A disease, I guess

Listen, sir

The world is full of potential pathogens

Step foot outside and you're surrounded

by the cold virus

Yet you still venture out

You go to work, you take a walk...

Living in fear means you achieve nothing

This is the same thing

If my wife found out...

No way she can, unless you tell her

Even so...

I'll have to bear the guilt my entire life

You know that old adage about a man's pleasure?

It ranks male enjoyment according

to the choice of sexual partner...

Best is to sleep with another man's wife

Second is to claim a social inferior

Third's a lover, fourth is a pro

Last of all is a wife

One's own wife ranks last

Ever had sex outside the marriage'?

No, oi course rm

This is all about helping you

At this rate

you'll die without knowing

a true sense of pleasure

Is that a fun way to live?

If you miss this opportunity

you'll regret it for the rest of your life

You understand that?

Mr. Baba Sahib, what work do you do?

I was a Professor of Space Studies.

Note the past tense...

Got fired after a problem with a student

I meddled with a female pupil

Silly man

"A choice I deeply regret"

I had no choice but to get Dad to hire him

I'm hoping to do office work

Hence the trip to Earth?

It'll be my first time

I look forward to the challenges ahead

Excuse me

Hello there

The usual?

Get a milk for Mr. Danny

Thanks for the help

I understand

Welcome to the restaurant

Let's sit there

Burgers? Haven't had one in ages

Chief, what'll you have'?

We've no time. Just a coffee

I'll get it

My treat, since I asked to see you

I accept, thank you

Excuse me

Two coffees

Two hot coffees

ls your father well?

He's certainly aged

Does he still fish?

Remember that time we went together?

Guys...

Yes?

Shall I leave you alone?

Of course not

It's fine

It'll be easier to talk without me

You're being oversensitive

I'll thin my presence

Don't worry

I feel bad

Just let him be

We did go fishing, right

Chilled to the bone to catch

just a couple of fish

It's very distracting

Hello

Mr. Mendes?

I couldn't help it

I'm in a difficult position

I know you are

You promised not to come

Just 5 minutes

Listen...

Madam...

Madam...

Ms. Hana?

- Were you smoking?

- I was not

- You were

- I was not

Excuse me, Madam

Can you handle this?

Two Cosmo Burger sen

Get rid of the butts. We'll be in big trouble

if my husband sees them

Over here

it's presently 1pm, Uzu-Shio time

I'm half-way along the route-at

the Cosmo Branch of Sand-Sand Burger

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In a corner, one Kuroron sits alone

What's on your mind'?

Over by the register

2 men in security guard uniforms

are loafing about

Nearer me, a Gennus and a human are

locked in serious discussion

Lastly there are two humans and an Assinus

One of the humans runs the restaurant

Has he nothing better to do?

Even though the Earth

shuttle leaves in an hour

this static tableau amply illustrates that

the Galaxy Turnpike has outlived...

...that the Galaxy Turnpike has

outlived its usefulness

The huge annual maintenance fee alone is...

I don't like this

Let me know the truth

Is this the end for us'?

- An awful ending

- Stop right there

You make it sound like we're involved

We didn't even start anything

I always said you were hoping in vain

Right from the start

Madam, let's be honest

- I always am

- You put on a brave face

- I do not

- Your words fail to move me

It's not my problem

Madam...

are we really through?

Didn't even start, for chrissakes!

Madam, I bring a new proposal for the design

This one's sure to meet your approval

I'll be fine without

I said I don't need it

What about the restaurant renovation?

I've decided to hire someone else

In that case...

I lose you and the job?

Both in one cruel blow?

It's not my fault

How on earth can I bear that?

You're in the wrong here

How could you?

Madam...

What's the new proposal?

M We momma...

your current floor is Terrazzo

which is showing its age

So for example...

how about using Umbria floor tiles?

Umbria'?

Umbria tiles...for the natural ambience

of their earth tones...

Another option...

is to re-do the entire surface

with a herringbone wood floor

Herringbone?

It will create a top quality feel

That's lovely

What's more...

your old stucco walls are dirty...

We could decorate in natural colors

over natural wood texturing

Natural wood'?

A wood veneer

showing off the texture of natural grain

in all its plain, organic warmth

- What are you doing?

-It's okay

- What's okay'?

- Don't worry

- I'll scream

- No need for alarm

Just relax, okay

It'll be fine

Don't worry

No need to worry

I'm leaving the squad this month

This is news to me

I didn't tell anyone yet

Why, all of a sudden?

My time is up

Your time?

I must return to X538, my galaxy

What's this about'?

I was here on a mission

A mission?

Please don't be shocked

I'm not from Earth

lam Captain Socks

Are you feeling alright?

The rule is that we leave

without telling anyone

but I felt I should tell you, Chief

I just don't get it

Captain Socks?

- You?

- Yes

You transform into him?

That's correct

Don't believe it

Do I look like I'm lying'?

But why?

To maintain universal peace

Chief...

Thank you for everything

But kid...

A burger joint's hardly the place for this

You're so busy, it was hard to get you alone

Damn...

It's natural to be shocked

I'm suddenly starving

Let me go get something

Excuse ma...

Excuse me?

I'm busy

I ordered coffees earlier...

Can I add a burger and fries to make it

a Sun-Sun Burger Set?

What'?

I'd like to add a burger and fries to my coffee

and order as a set meal

What's wrong?

Stop it

I won't hurt you

Wait a minute, okay...

Stop fooling around

Wait...

Think about it...

Where was I when Captain Socks

fought those mutants?

I always make myself scarce, eh?

- That's true

- See?

I really am Captain Socks

However...

If you still don't believe me...

Come with me

It's this way

Please take your time choosing

Liesel is a nice girl. A wonderful talker

She's out of the question

Louisa has a sad story

She's been through a lot in life

Brigitta's an acquired taste

That smell...of a stray dog

come in out of the rain

Let's make a decision, shall we'?

You're allowed two changes anyway

She's almost right

I'll choose this one

Very discerning, sir

For technique, llma's one of

the best in the universe

I'm sure you'll be satisfied

Which planet is she from?

Venus

A Venusian...

Be assured, to the eye she's entirely human

She's not half-catfish

below-the-waist or anything

You know our billing system?

Pay me 20,000 now and the rest to the girl

60,000 in total, right'?

20,000 is a one-time membership fee

llma is extremely popular

A last-minute cancelation means she's free

You're a lucky man

I just hope she's disease-free

You are a worrier

With alien planets, you're never sure

They have regular check-ups

I'll call her now. She'll be here in 5 mins

She'll wear a red flower as a sign

Thank you for everything

Enjoy!

Let's go

Please

Me, too?

But...

I'll transform for you

You're stripping?

Otherwise they tear

Close the door

You're even taking that off?

I've got to be totally naked

Look closely

I just get bigger and bigger

Morphing!

The Suzunari Theater

When I lived back on Earth

I worked back-stage at a small theater

Eventually! ended up marrying

the sister of a cast member

Initially, I dated the lop-billed actress

That was Lei-char:

She was a superb performer

and a lovely person, loo

Bright and smart, she was

the perfect woman for me

Until I discovered

a most disconcerting thing...

She ate hamburgers in

an absolutely repulsive way

Pd adored hamburgers since I was a kid

so that was a nightmare

Ye! here was a girl eating so deliciously

in a way I'd never imagined...

So I left Lei-chan and began dating my wife

I see. Lime things mean a lot.

I gel that...

So?

What's troubling you?

You wouldn't be here otherwise

It's not that I want Lei-chan back.

Far from it...

I just thought...

Thought what?

She doesn't seem very happy

What's with that husband?

I can't believe she fell for that nerdy jerk

Was it out of desperation?

She couldn't forget about you

Of course I never told her I'd left

because of her burger technique...

So she still doesn't know

the reason my feelings cooled

I feel so bad about that

You're in the wrong on this one

I understand, Madam

I'm sorry

It seems we should part

- Like I said...

- Wish you'd told me earlier

I've been telling you all along

I'll step aside

One thing...

as a final memory

just once...

- Please don't

- I don't ask for a kiss

The Angueles way...

of saying farewell

- No

- Don't worry

It'll be fine

Be still

It's done

We'll never meet again

Excuse me

Thanks

Did you just see a mime'?

Holding a red balloon'?

I know it sounds absurd but he was here

Do you mean this'?

Not the Sand-Sand character

A mime like in a circus

I'm sorry but we've no mimes here

But I saw one

That's off-limits to customers

I'll call if I see one

What's up?

Sorry, I had a headache so I took a nap

In that case, relax

I'm okay now

Lei-chan hadn't changed at all

Really? I thought she'd aged

That makes two of you

Listen

Don't worry on my account, okay?

I feel nothing for her any more.

There are no lingering emotions

That claim itself sounds fishy

Are we going back to Earth?

Why do You ask'?

You just mailed

an application to return, right'?

Even if it's accepted it'll be ages yet

Don't concern yourself with it

But if Captain Socks leaves

what will happen to KBC Security?

It'll be fine

Socks was always getting us out of a fix

Next week another superhero will replace me

Are you sure'?

That's the way it works

But Chief...

I need you to know something else

There's more'?

About crew member Manmo

Manmo'?

Did you know we're dating?

- You are?

- You didn't know?

-It's the first I heard

- The whole crew knows

In any case...

she'll be here soon

Ms. Manmo will?

Unfortunately...

I have to say goodbye to her, too

- She knows your real identity?

- I'm about to reveal it

That'll be a surprise

No matter how she may beg,

I must take my leave

She'll beg me to take her with but I cannot

Chief

Could you please

look after her for me?

Got it

Be her rock, if you can

I'd better go now

I'm in the middle of my patrol

Sorry for bothering you

You've got a few days left?

I plan to leave this weekend

Let's grab a drink before then

Definitely

Later, then

No need to follow

I'm Mum

Mr. Zett introduced us

Mr. Mum?

That's right

Your name is'?

Maybe I'll grab a bite

Please, order what you like

ma...

llma, that's right

I want to eat nuggets

Just nuggets?

Just nuggets. 80 boxes

For my kid brother. He loves 'em

-80 boxes?

-80 boxes

Eight-zero...

Eighty...

boxes

I'll go get them

I appreciate it

Excuse me

Keep quiet

Stop, I won't hurt you

I want to ask you something

Thank you for waiting

It took ages!

I'm sorry

lshould apologize

The Cosmo Set comprises a burger

created with a 100% Cosmo Beef patty

Hang on...

Are you alright?

Can't you wait?

It came on quick

- Shall I call a doctor'?

- He's fine

But...

He's early this month...

Don't upset the other customers

What on earth's going on?

He sheds his skin every month

His skin?

I'm used to it but it's gross. Best not to look

Sorry but do you have a blanket?

Who's going to eat these?

80 boxes of nuggets...

How many damn nuggets is this?

80 times 5 is 400. Who eats that many'?

Whoops...

Sorry I'm late. I was filing receipts

Thanks for taking the time

It's fine. I need to talk anyway

But I'll tell you later. Go ahead

What's up?

Want something?

Whose is this?

The chief was just here

He was?

I'll get a fresh one

Don't bother, this'll do.

So?

You can speak first

- I don't want to

- I should go last

I think mine is best last

Mine is pretty serious

So is mine, actually

- Mine's probably more so

- No, mine is

I really think mine's more serious

Okay, I'll go first then

What's up?

Let's split up

Sorry but I want to end it

Wait a minute

I told you it was serious.

That's why I wanted to go last

You really mean this?

It's so out of the blue

You wouldn't propose to me

Propose?

You wouldn't meet my parents.

I'm nearly 30, you know...

I just can't wait. Sorry

- But even so...

- That's all I have to say

- What's up with you?

- Forget it...

But...what the hell went wrong?

We're really breaking up? How could you?

My mind's already made up

Of course I want to propose to you

But there are circumstances...

It's okay, I don't blame you

I just figured you wrong

I thought you were the domestic type.

It was my mistake...

Alright then, in that case

I'll tell you everything

Go ahead

Don't be shocked

In truth...

lam not from this Earth

Captain Socks is who I am

I'm sorry I kept quiet. We're forbidden

from revealing ourselves

But you, I had to tell...

Hello?

I just told him now

Can you make it here?

That'd be best. I'll wait...

Who's coming?

Someone confessed their love

and proposed

You dilly-dallied...so I accepted

- Hang on...

- That's the way it is

I'm getting married next month

Ms. Hana

What would you do if we closed down'?

Will it close down'?

We don't know yet

Let me know. I'd have to find work

Didn't I say...

Just holding it in my mouth...

My husband wants to return to Earth

If you can't make it in Space,

no point trying elsewhere

Not that it was always like this

How do you know?

The Galaxy Turnpike was bustling

and every restaurant was packed

before the opening of the Space Expressway

I'm just lighting it

But that was over 100 years ago

How old are you?

I've been working part-time for 80 years

Is that right?

That actually cost 15,440 Cosmo yen

Not that I mind but...

There's one thing I'd like to establish

What, I wonder?

Are you free of disease?

Disease?

He told me you're safe

because of the check-ups...

But in-between check-ups...

you probably have a number of clients...

I know that worry can be paralyzing...

but for me to be with a non-Earthling...

it's kind of a first time thing...

and I can't be sure what diseases

you may have acquired

When was your last check-up?

This is very rude

I'm sorry to make things awkward

My last check-up was yesterday

Yesterday?

But you're my 3rd client of the day

What do want to do?

Want to give up?

Your skin's so soft...

I can't fry an egg without breaking it

Forget what I said

Are you a chef?

I look forward to being your client

Thanks. I'll get the rest when we're done

The rest'?

But...

- Nobody told me that...

- Are you kidding?

What's the total, then?

Depends on the course

Meaning what'?

There's an A, B & C course

Can you explain them'?

A is to enjoy by watching

B is to enjoy by touching

The C course is to go all the way

or do I say "come"...

How much to come all the way?

200,000

Two-hundred-thousand

More than the flight from Earth?

Plus the 60,000 to total 260,000

No, it's out of the question.

I'll be stranded without airfare

Hold on a minute

This supposed "Professor"...

where did you meet him?

He came to see my play

Why are you with him'?

Student-seducing jerk

He's so true to himself

I apologize

What'?

It's my fault

I don't understand

It's all my fault

I know I've no right to...

but I just feel sorry for you

I'm not sorry at all

Sure you are

Don't imagine how I feel

I wanted you to be happier...

to find a better man than me...

to live a better life...

But I am happy

Let's not do this

Do what'? I'm really happy

That's a brave face

Do I smack you?

I know how you feel

You were devastated

What'?

I'm so sorry I ended it like that

But get over it and make a new start

Are you totally stupid?

To presume your ex can't live without you...

At best, it's a male fantasy

At worst, you're simply delusional

I admit that to us he appears strange and needy

but the fact is, I love him

I cannot believe that

What do you know about him'?

When I'm old and frail

and face the end, somewhere in this universe...

it'll be him that I'm thinking of

and not you, sorry to say

I wish I could give you a hug

Bu! I don't exist below the neck, okay?

At last I've got hold of you

How's it going, sir'? Are we having fun?

H's not what we discussed at aH

Isn't she good enough?

Good enough? She's fantastic!

I told you

But what's this about 260,000?

260,000?

That must be the C course

Don't tell me that's what you want?

Of course I do!

You think I came all the way

from Earth just to watch?

My misunderstanding, I'm sorry

With your hygiene concerns,

I assumed A or B at most

What shall we do?

Well, I'm not paying that much

Really? Then you must make do

with A or B, I guess

I wan 'I pay a penny just to watch.

Do something]

Would you like to cancel?

The one-time fee still applies

No way!

Put yourself in my shoes

My fuse is already lit

It can't be helped...

Unless you talk directly to Hma

She's a reasonable girl

Call me if there's anything else

I'll do what I can

That took too long

Men are such sad creatures

Shall we then'?

Mm ma...

Do you take American Express?

Can I ask you to reconsider?

It's too late now

Weren't we in love?

But...

Chief...

What's up?

Sit by me

Sure

How did it go?

I think he understood

Damn it...

This is just the way it is

Couldn't be helped...

But how come?

Sorry I didn't tell you

We're getting married

No way...

She met my daughter, too

I know I'll be a great mom

Told her your news?

Yes...

I was so surprised...

This guy is Captain Socks...

He is?

I guess she wasn't listening

He returns to his home planet soon

Oh, we'll miss him

Wait a second

It's not 100% decided

I'll stay if you tell me to

I don't think I mind

Don't say that

Good luck with everything

Good luck

Ms. Manmo, consider me

Should I step aside?

There's no need

Chief, shall we go?

Okay, then

Sorry about this

See you

What shall we do?

- Korean BBQ?

- Great idea!

- Bowling later?

- If you like

Excuse me, do you have a minute?

Sure

Please, take a seat

You too, over there

I'm Hashimoto from

the Ministry of Space Transport

You're the manager here?

Yes

I have something to discuss

Keep quiet

Sorry about that

Down, boy. Sit

I've experienced several

strange things since being here

You may think me odd but please bear with me

okay

Firstly

I am presently surrounded by small birds

and a cute puppy runs under my feet

It may sound strange but I see them

This only occurred upon

entering your establishment

What's more, they're familiar to me

They come from the cartoons of my childhood

Chicchi the bird and Sandy the puppy

They were inseparable friends

As a child I was enthralled by them

I was an only child

and they were my only friends

There's also a mime

I see a mime holding a red balloon

He's sitting here right now

I remembered the instant I saw him

I once got lost in an amusement park

A mime with a red balloon

reunited me with my mother

He is that same mime

Have I gone insane?

I wonder...

Why am I seeing them? Why are they here?

What's the message they have for me?

Beats me...

I think I have the answer, maybe

Boy, it feels good to have shed

Here

Do we throw it away?

Please do

Why did you come here?

- A survey

- Of what?

Field survey of the Turnpike

I hear a rumor it might be closing

I heard it too. Is it true'?

I cannot address that question

Some kind of force is

at work to stop it happening

What do you mean?

From deep within his past,

beloved memories are retrieved

and given substance

to send him back to Earth with

a favorable impression

It's a welcoming committee, so to speak

Welcoming committee?

Who'd arrange such a thing?

Whoever would be most affected by the closure

Most affected?

The Galaxy Turnpike itself

Over time, the Turnpike has

evolved into a conscious being

It's not uncommon across the galaxy

They're a welcoming committee?

Would you agree with that?

Can you see him?

Yes

All along?

Yes

I wish you'd told me

We're used to unusual phenomena here

Ms. Hana

Get rid of this

Best not to peek

Hello Noe...

Sorry, we'll fix it soon

Noa's as idiosyncratic as ever

Did he say something strange?

He still talks nonsense sometimes

I'm sorry

But I'm impressed he made his dream come true

You mean this place?

He always said that burgers would be his life

It's not always plain-sailing

Naturally, being all the way out here...

There's also talk of the highway closing

Well, it's deserted

We don't know for sure, though...

Did he lose weight?

You think so?

He gains it back easily. Be careful

He should put on a bit more

I'm not sure...

Being together, you wouldn't notice

How long did you two date?

It was 3 years, right'?

I forget

We've been married 5 years

But it's not a question of time

Yes, it is

Yes, it is

How much can you afford, then?

This much...

I'll take the A course

Hey, this isn't enough

I can't even watch...

What the hell...

All right then

A special exception today

You seem nice so I'll cut you a huge deal

Are you sure'?

A, B or C, your choice

Really?

The C course

Deal

So, shall we begin'?

You mean here?

Are you mentally prepared?

Wait a second...

You're an Earthling,

who knows what germs you have?

Don't tell me it's your first time?

Don't worry, I'll take the lead

Your finger

Concentrate

Cheerio

Wait

Are we finished?

Yes

That was it?

That's the way we do it

But...

What? You must've felt good, too

I do feel...a sense of fulfillment

What else did you hope for'?

A feeling of guilt?

No, not at all...

Take good care of your wife

Solong

Pull yourself together!

Can you try to walk?

Somebody, come help me!

Hold on! I'm a doctor

Out of the way. Leave him to me

Mr. Mendes?

A friend of yours?

Where was he?

In the electric room

He was fine earlier

Who the hell is he?

You know his name?

It's Mr. Mendes

Mr. Mendes, can you hear me?

He's conscious

But who is he'?

- Can't tell me?

- We'll talk later

How is he, Doctor?

No fever

Which planet is he from'?

I think he's from Angueles

I thought so

I reckon he's pregnant

Pregnant?

Angueleans are hermaphrodite

Gestation takes 30 minutes.

They're known for it

30 minutes'?

They tend to seek out

a dark place to give birth

No wonder he was in there...

Water's broken. Baby's coming. Lay him down

I need a blanket and scissors

Help him, please

Take off his shoes

- Where's the baby'?

- Not out yet

Not yet'? Madam...Madam'?

That's you

I'm right here

Madam. you know...

this baby is ours

What'?

Wait, don't be so stupid

It's true. We made it together

How come? Who fertilized who?

I did nothing

- What's the connection?

- There is none

He took it upon himself

He's having your baby!

Stop saying this nonsense

It's true...it's our baby

Let me explain

Angueleans can conceive by touching foreheads

Foreheads?

That's nice...beats fingertips

Does that ring a bell?

Looks like it does!

It felt like a farewell gesture

My forehead...

He's trying to say something

Mine and hers touched

- Shut up

- How could you?

I've no relationship with him at all

One-sided conception is

quite common in the universe

Angueleans are tremendously imaginative

Phantom pregnancy on a whole new level

It's a damn nuisance

It's the only way they can procreate

It's started

Take over for me

It is out yet?

He's suffering

Not my problem

Contractions closer. Won't be long

Rub his back

Are you going to be with him?

Don't be so stupid

What about the baby'?

- I don't know!

- It's your baby

Inhale slowly...and exhale

- Is it going to be all right?

- Dunno...

But, Doctor?

I'm a dentist

In any case...

Anyone can play this part

Something's coming out

You can do it

Doctor, please

I'll do my best

Hold his hand, please

Ouch...it's coming

Why don't you believe your wife?

How can I'?

Did you forget what it takes to live in Space?

Human common sense doesn't apply here

Inhale deep and exhale!

Oh wow...

What is it?

An egg...l can see an egg

An egg?

It hurts!

Heck, it's really dry

What does that mean?

He's not naturally well-hydrated

That's correct

So it won't just slip out

Put me out of my misery

Can't you help him?

Got any seaweed?

- What's that?

- Kelp seaweed

Mom always said kelp's slipperiness

helps a difficult birth

Kelp"

Get some kelp

We've got no kelp!

Can't it be something else?

She said that kelp's the best

Hey, it's your turn now

Me?

Any happy childhood memories of kelp?

Memories?

- Try to think back

Anything he remembers turns real

You can do that?

I don't control the process

Think happy kelp thoughts

Okay, I'll try...

Sweet memories of kelp...

There's no such thing!

You're useless!

Do you have kelp memories?

Any of you had fun with kelp?

I did

Memories of kelp?

I was swimming in the sea as a kid

I got lost and the kelp found me

As if they were talking to me

"Mom's over there, kid"

They guided me back

That's perfect

Will my memories work?

Don't worry. Just think back

- Here you are, Doctor

- Lay it on the floor

Please use it all

Put me out of my misery

- Looking good

-it's no use

It should be fine now

Here comes one

Two...

Three...

More coming...

Four...

Five...

Sm...

- How many?

- Six

Seven...

That makes eight!

Is that it?

Eight total

They're all yours

I'm quite moved

Look at these beautiful eggs

It's out there!

- Heck!

- You've got seven left

No, do something

It's not possible. Forget it

It's m)' 999

Look, it's getting further away

Hell)"

Pervert!

Further and further away...

It's too late

If only that superhero Captain Socks was here

Captain Socks! Come help us

- Captain Socks!

- Here, after all

Socks, save that egg!

We're counting on you!

Go, Captain Socks!

You can do it!

He's so cool!

Go, Captain!

What is it?

- Your socks are ok!

- Don't worry about them

He's kinda neurotic

Go, w!

Get the egg...

Gently, please

Grab it

Looking good...

Don't grab it too hard...you'll crush it...

Gently

It's a soft egg

Try again

Don't let it go!

You had it then

- Go after it!

- Go, Captain Socks

- What does he mean? No?

- You can't give up!

You're useless!

- Stop looking at us

- Hey, go after it!

Don't give P!

Come back!

Get my space suit

I'm going

Darling...

Your egg...

...is my egg, too

Way to go, darling

Relax!

It's over there

He's going to use that?

He's getting ready

It's that way!

Forget the windows

What's he doing?

What is he trying to do?

We want that egg!

Get a move on!

We need the egg!

Get the e99. will you?

Go, w!

There's nothing to worry about.

You know today's a special day?

The Orga cluster and Veronica meteors

align precisely with Venus & Jupiter

It's a special day indeed

We nicknamed it "S.E.S."

short for "Super Erotica Straight"

On this day, all creatures great and small

feel Eros burning in their hearts

So it's no wonder you feel the way that you do

I deleted it

Happy now?

You're just going to hang out from now on?

Do I have to support you?

I'd sure appreciate it

They grow up incredibly fast

Full grown by tomorrow morning

Spitting image of daddy

Sorry they didn't look like you

Actually, I prefer it that way

I'll take good care of them

On your planet, do you all look the same?

Yes, we do

A galactic mystery

Sorry for all the bother

Come on kids, we take the stairs

By the way, I forgot to ask...

Who was he?

Where did you meet him?

He's a renovations contractor

Renovations?

I was planning something

behind your back. Sorry

What renovations?

Why don't we spruce the place up'?

Replace the entire floor...

for example, create a river here

and have goldfish in it...

Behind the counter we can have a fountain

The ceiling can be all glass

SO WE can SEE Space

And maybe a small stage here...

How much do you think it'll cost?

It'll be fine if we get more customers

You're asking the impossible

We just need to begin something

Stop talking about returning to Earth

You finally got the restaurant you wanted

If you can't make it in Space,

there's no point trying elsewhere

What's that?

This...

is a Samba whistle

I take lessons. I did today

- Learning Samba'?

- Sure. Another thing is...

if we have a stage here I could put on a dance

Customers might enjoy it

What do you think?

Nice idea

I only started 6 months ago

If you can't make it in Space,

there's no point trying elsewhere

Let's stick it out a little longer

Although...

What's wrong?

I already mailed that

request to the head office

Interstellar Mai! Service

What a nuisance...

Attn; Sand-Sand Burger Inc.

I don't believe this...

So, whats the matter now?

I don't think I'm suited for this job

That's for you to decide

I think I'd do better using my brain

You already have your answer within

Or marriage, maybe. Know anyone?

I wish I could hug you...

Bu! I don't exist below the neck, okay?

I wish I could give you a hug

I wish I could give you a hug

I'll stick by your side

To the end of the universe

Even where there's no air' nor gravity

Beyond the reach of light

I'll follow wherever you go

Til the end of the universe

Though our credit cards get zapped

By magnetic fields so fierce

Or should space junk shred your umbrella

In a rain of space debris

H! stick by your side

Ti! the end of the universe

H! stick by your side

Ti! the end of the universe

Kennedy Taylor & Aya Futami