Aliens (1993)

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- I'm doing this
for you, Vasquez.

- Vasquez.

- Vasquez.

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[character grunts]

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- [{Voiceover] Do you have
trouble playing a game

where you have to
relate to a woman hero?

- No, not really.

- He actually, well look.

- [Voiceover] Yeah that's her.

- [Older boy] Yeah, I know.

- [Voiceover] Do you like her?

- [Older Boy] Sigourney Weaver?

She's alright.

- [Voiceover] What do
you like about her?

- Now...

- She can adjust to play...

- Real tough, macho, women.

- Different characters.

- Different roles,
like Aliens and Dave.

- But she always has--

- She can just adjust.

This is level eight.

- [Voiceover] This
is level eight?

- Level eight.

- [Older boy] No, yeah
this is level eight.

- [Voiceover] Should she
come back and do Four?

- [Older boy] She
died in Part Three

Part Three didn't make any money

- [Younger boy] Yes it
did, it made like 50.

- 55 million dollars.

But it cost 75.

But then overseas,
but you can't--

- [Voiceover] How much
did it make, Chris?

- Umm, all together about
100 mill, still making--

- No, more than that.

Overseas and video included,

around 160.

I died.

- You died.

- [Voiceover] Video included?

- Video included.

- You have to watch out
for the acid she spits.

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- [Voiceover] So, do you
know the top grossing movies

in the world?

- Yeah, let's see, E.T.

- Wait, of all time, or?

- [Voiceover] Yeah.

- Of all time,
E.T. was the first.

400 domestically, 400 million,

and overseas I think, like 600.

And um...

Next is Star Wars,
yeah, Star Wars.

It's like 370 over here, and

250 over there.

- So E.T. was the biggest
success in history.

- Yup.

- [Voiceover] How mant
times have you seen E.T.?

- Once, I didn't like it.

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- How many times
have you seen E.T.?

- [Voiceover] More than you.

What's your favorite movie?

- My favorite movie
was Army of Darkness.

- Cool movie, you should see it.

- [Voiceover] Yeah I've
seen it, I like it, Ash?

- Yup?

- [Voiceover] What's your
favorite movie, Chris?

- You know it's Evil Dead
Three, did you know that?

- [Voiceover] Yeah.

- I died.

- [Younger boy] He died.

My favorite movie, hmm.

- It's an Arnold Schwarzenegger
movie, I know that.

- No.

- Yes it is.

- Well actually Jurassic
Park was really good.

- You liked it more?

- [Voiceover] Isn't that the
same guy that did Jurassic Park

that did E.T.?

- No actually, Evil Dead Three.

- That's Army of Darkness.

- Army of Darkness.

- [Voiceover] So you both
agree Army of Darkness

is the best?

- It's really good.

It's really funny.

It's like funnier than
Naked g*n Two and a half,

Naked g*n, some other
really funny movies.

- Well I don't know.

- Well you have to
know the whole story...

to understand it, really.

What happened?

You shot him.

- [Voiceover] What other
movies do you like a lot?

- Aliens.

Alien, Aliens movies.

- Dammit.

- Joe didn't like Alien Three,
he was really disappointed.

So disappointed.

- There was only one
of them this time.

- No there were two.

- David Fincher didn't know
what the hell he was doing.

He said he didn't know
what the hell he was doing.

- He only directed
like short flicks.

- He directed
commercials and videos.

- [Voiceover] Why do you
think they gave him the job?

- [Older boy] James
Cameron wasn't available,

he's doing his first

non-action movie.

- [Voiceover] What's
that gonna be?

- I don't know.

- [Voiceover] Think he'll go...

What was that?

- Lundie, part two!

Dun dun dun.

- [Voiceover] So who's your
favorite director then?

- James...

- [Voiceover] Sam
Raimi it sounds like.

- Yes.

Yeah, Sam Raimi.

Have you seen Darkman?

- [Voiceover] Yeah.

- That was his best.

That's his best movie.

- [Voiceover] Do you know
what he's gonna do next?

- I, dammit...

Piranhas Three or
something like that?

No...

No I don't know.

I knew at one point, but forgot.

- One and two was with Piranhas.

- [Voiceover] Why
didn't you like E.T.?

- He's just corney.

- It wasn't corney, well
it was a little bit but

it was just dull.

- E.T. go home, E.T. go home!

Yes, hello home?

Yes, collect, yes!

Bye, sure!

Hang up.

Connect this.

One, two, whoosh!

No more Mr. Passive Resistance.

- No more Mr.
Passive Resistance.

He's out to kick some butt!

- He's out to kick some

fugitive butt!

He's getting wasted here.

- [Voiceover] Who was Gandhi?

- Gandhi was a bald,

bald geek, who wore glasses

and made his children kiss,

kiss his feet when he came in.

Who tore out the pages.

Pages and...

And he...

And just burned them

and go beaten up

and finally shot.

Went on a starvation diet.

No more starvation
diets for you young man.

- Damn!

- He's getting wasted here.

- I am getting wasted.

What the hell?

- Went through
about 50 grenades.

- [Voiceover] But Chris
really, who was Gandhi?

Do you know?

- Gandhi?

Yeah, he was a guy

who was thoughtful in the
rights of his village.

- No, it was his country.

Because he was Indian.

- Yeah, fought for
his country to be...

- No, well, to be free from

British rule.

- Yeah see, I knew.

And they put up a cap
and whoever crossed it

had to bow.

- What?

- And I think he thinks
he was William Tell.

- Yes.

- Uh oh...

Uh oh, spaghettis!

Chef Boyardee!

- Chris, you saw the
movie, didn't you?

- Yeah, well a little bit.

A teensy bit.

A little bit.

Gandhi fought for
passive resistance.

- Well used passive
resistance, Chris.

You can't fight for,
he didn't fight for

passive resistance.

- I don't care.

Well...

He was passive resistant.

And like you know,
if someone was

beating him up be
would just let him.

- [Older boy] Which is
stupid if you ask me.

- And like then one
day the soldiers came

and like there was this
thing where, I don't know

this thing and pages,

he ripped the pages

and put them in the
trash can, burning.

- [Older boy] When they
traveled all the Indians

had to carry those special

passports with pages,

with special pages
saying that...

I don't know.

And...

He tore his up.

- Well actually
another guy tore a page

out of his, then
he tore his out.

And he was getting
beaten up in the process

by this German guy.

- German?

He was in South Africa.

He was South African.

- [Chris] South African.

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