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01x34 - Shorter or Taller?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Moose and Zee". Aired: April 7, 2003.*
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Moose A. Moose is a yellow-colored anthropomorphic moose who teaches lessons to viewers through questioning.

01x34 - Shorter or Taller?

Post by bunniefuu »

[Moose whistling]

[Zee yawning]

You're right, Zee. The bus is running late.

But perk up, pal. How about a game while we wait?

Let's play "Shorter or Taller."

Here's how you play. Take a look at Zee and me.

I am taller than Zee,

and Zee is shorter than I am.

So, who is taller,

me or Zee?

[kids] You! You, Moose!

Precisely!

I am taller.

Let's try another one.

Who is taller, Zee or the business mouse?

[kids] Zee! Zee is taller! Zee!

Fantastic!

Zee is taller than the business mouse.

You're pretty good at "Shorter or Taller."

Let's play "Shorter or Taller" one more time.

This time, tell me who is shorter,

me or the giraffe?

[kids] You! You, Moose! You!

I am? You'’re right.

I am shorter than the giraffe.

The giraffe is taller than I am.

Well, what if I do this?

Who's... shorter... now?

Me or the giraffe?

[kids] You! You, Moose!

Well, look at that!

You're absolutely right.

I am still definitely shorter.

That's some neck you've got there.

Is it difficult to find ties in your size?

♪♪