01x09 - The Tale of the Lying Fox

[bunniefuu]

♪ Let's go! Peter Rabbit
Go on a run, run for our lives ♪

♪ We'll tear a hole in every fence
And every wall Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Run through the fields
Run wild and free ♪

♪ And grab a piece of every radish
That we see Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Go day and night go for it all ♪

♪ It's time to fly come on the
Wind's begun to blow let's go! ♪

♪ 'Cause you and I we weren't
Made for going slow let's go ♪

♪ Adventure calls the game is on
Come on! ♪

♪ Let's go!
Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Let's go!
Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Let's go!
Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

[voice over]
The Tale of the Lying Fox.

[Cat snores quietly]

[snoring stops]

[Sniffs]

[Cat growls]

Miaow!

[dramatic music playing]

Ooh!

Miaow!

[Cat howls]

Coming through! Ooh!

[growls]

[suspenseful music playing]

[pots rattle]

Reowr!

-[crash]
-Reowr!

Yes!

[happy music playing]

Ugh!

[Man groaning]

Now what?

[sniffs]

Oh! Stupid fencing.
[grunts]

Erm, Mr Tod?
What are you doing here?

What does it look like I'm doing,
you ridiculous rabbit?

I'm hunting!

What? Strawberries?

No. You!
[growls]

Ow! My paw!

You want to watch out for that fencing,
it's tricky.

[whistling]

[gasps] Mr McGregor!

Well, it's been nice
talking with you, Mr Tod,

but I'm afraid I've got to hop to it!

Wait! Peter! Don't leave me.
Mr McGregor hates foxes!

I'll be stuffed and put on
the mantlepiece for sure!

Your... Your father wouldn't have
left a fellow creature out here!

What did you say?

I said, y-your father wouldn't
have left me out here.

He'd have helped.

[sighs] I can't believe I'm even
thinking of helping Mr Tod.

If I help you, do you promise
you won't try to catch me?

No. But I'll give you a head start.

Alright, alright.
Rabbit is off my menu for good.

Fox's honour.
Just get me out of here. Hurry!

[whistles]

-[Mr Tod] Ugh!
-[Peter strains]

Heh-heh-heh, silly rabbit.

Never turn your back on a fox.

Ouch! My paw!

Shh! If you want to get out of here,
you've got to be quiet!

[Peter] Come on!

[Mr McGregor] What's going on over here?!

Oh, no!

[splutters] I know you're in here
somewhere, you thieves!

[Mr Tod groans]

It's a dead end, you foolish rabbit!

You say dead end,
I say clever escape route! Look!

Even a one-legged fox should be able
to climb up there and over the wall.

Ooh! Oww!

Ah, you could say thank you.

Say thank you to a rabbit? Pah!

I'd rather eat this cane here!
Wh-Whoa!

Ouch! Ooh! Owww!

[sighs]

Thank you.

[Mr McGregor]
Don't think I can't hear you, rabbits!

[gasps]
Mr McGregor!

You've got to help me find
another way out of here!

Please! I-If you do, I'll... I'll um...

I'll give you all the vegetables
in my kitchen!

[Mr McGregor] Come back here, rabbits!

All of them? OK, fine.
But follow me. And stay low!

The only vegetables
you're going to see

are the ones cooking with you in my pot!

[Mr McGregor] Come back here!

W-Wait! Not so fast!

[groans] Ouch!

My paw! Ow!

-Wait!
-Just keep up, Mr Tod,

or I'll end up in a pie,
and you'll end up as a fur hat!

♪ Stand your ground ♪

♪ You've got no time to get away ♪

[Mr Tod strains]

♪ You can't just run
This game is all or none ♪

♪ You've got to use your wits
To get you through! ♪

♪ I know you're gonna figure out
What to do ♪

[sighs]

[Mr Tod] Oh, I hate snails!

Perfect!

This ought to do it.

Ooh! Ouch! Ooh!

-Ooh! Ouch!
-Hmm, next plan. [chuckles]

[Mr Tod groans] A little higher or I'll
be trapped in this garden forever!

Stop complaining!

[Peter] Ugh, ow!

Miaow!

-Aah! Cat!
-Ooooh!

Reowr!

Ooh!

Ugh! [pants heavily]

Reowr!

Aah! Dead end!

Reowr!

- Reowr!
-Ha! Take that, cat!

That was a nice move!

Oh, you think?
Thanks very much.

Wait a second...

Why did you help me?

I took no pleasure in it, believe me.

But with my injured paw,
I can't just hop over the wall.

I still need your help to get me
out of this accursed garden.

Umm, I don't know Mr Tod...
I should get going.

No! Y-You can't leave!
Please, Peter, help me and I'll...

Um, I'll show you where to find
my secret blackberry bush.

I already know where that is.

You do?!

Alright then, I promise not to try
and catch you while you eat them.

[sighs] OK, Mr Tod. Follow me,
and try to keep up!

Won't try to catch you indeed.
Foolish rabbit.

Have I got a surprise
in store for you!

-[growls]
-Miaow!

Ooh! Ow!

Ah, sweet, sweet freedom.

Whoa, there. Look!

[Mr McGregor whistles]

If you get me out of the garden,
I promise, I'll never chase you

or any of your friends ever again!

And don't forget all the
vegetables in your kitchen!

And the secret blackberry bush!

Yes, yes! You can have it all!
Fox's honour.

Just get me out of here!

OK! Wait here.

Hmph. Fox's honour...

[chuckles] Not likely!

[Mr McGregor sings]
♪ I like rabbits in a pot ♪

♪ Potatoes peas ♪

♪ Nice and hot ♪
[laughs]

Wait!

[pants heavily]

You're going to have to
be quick this time, Peter.

Really quick! Ugh!

[pants heavily]
[dramatic music playing]

Ow! I'm being watered!

What are you waiting for?
Hop to it!

Well, hobble to it anyway!

You're a smart rabbit,
I'll give you that.

[Mr McGregor] I can hear you,
ya wee rascals!

-[gate slams]
-[gasps]

But not smart enough!

-[evil laugh]
-No! Open it!

Do you know the other thing your
father would never have done, Peter?

He'd have never trusted a fox.
[laughs]

You lied!

Hm? What can I say? I'm a fox!

I confess, I've always
wanted to catch you, Peter.

But it seems I must leave
that honour to Mr McGregor.

-[Peter gasps]
-I imagine he'd rather enjoy you...

in a pie! [laughs]

-Cheerio!
-[Peter strains]

[laughs]

[Peter strains]

[Mr McGregor] Ha-ha! You're mine, rabbit!

Oh, no!

[Peter strains, groans]

[Mr McGregor] Stop, rabbit!

Not today, you won't!

[dramatic music playing]

Miaow!

Out of my way, you wretched cat!

One of Dad's secret tunnels!

I can't believe he fell
for the old fox's honour lie!

[chuckles] Silly rabbit.

That's the last time
you trick me, Mr Tod.

Two can play at that game! Hmm...

[Peter] Yes! I'm out!

Peter Rabbit?

Oh, I should have known
you'd get away.

Mr Tod! H-H-Help me!

I'm stuck inside the tunnel!

Oh, I'll help alright.
Help eat you up!

What on earth...

-[water gushes]
-Ah!

[Peter laughs]

Oh! My jacket!

This is tailored, you know!

Oh, stop it, stop it!

Ohh! Come back here!

Wait! Peter, help me!

I'll do whatever you say.

I should've known better
than to trust a lying fox.

Goodbye, Mr Tod!
I'm going home.

[strains] Wait!

Hello? Hello?

Help!

[Owl hoots]

Help! [sighs]

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit, Peter Rabbit,
Peter Rabbit ♪