02x23 - Sign Here

[bunniefuu]

SIGN HERE

It's my fetlock, Wilbur.
I think it's shattered.

Nah, don't worry Ed.
We'll get y'all taken care of.

What's that, Wilbur?

Now people, do you know what I mean when
I say the animals are sentient creatures?

Daria?

They think and feel just like us?

Well, just like most of us, anyways.

And that brings us
to our next class project.

Did you know people, that a furrier
is planning to set up shop in this town?

Furrier than who?

Yeah.

- What's this guy looking at?
- Yeah.

Hey Beavis,
there's his little friend!

This guy's hair is cool
'cause it looks like mine.

Yeah.
And he's a man eater.

- Are you a man eater too, Beavis?
- Yeah.

Yeah.
I mean, I mean, no!

- Circuses suck!
- Yeah.

Where's the dude with two butts?

Right here next to me.

Don't make me smack you again.

Hey Beavis, have you ever heard that
joke about that elephant in the circus?

Yeah.

There's this dude, and he, like, has
to clean up all the elephant dung.

And it, like, really sucks.

So this dude says:

"If it sucks, why don't
you give up show business?"

And the guy says:

"'Cause I like cleaning up elephant dung!"

Yeah.

That's pretty funny!

That was a good one!

It's all in how you tell it, dude.

Spinal Tap really sucks lately.

Yeah.
They have all new guys.

Pull my finger, Beavis!

Shut up, Butt-Head!

Who can tell me how they
k*ll these poor little animals

that they use to make those furs?

- Anybody?
- a**l electrocution?

- That's correct.
- What's that mean?

- Tell the class, Daria.
- Fifty thousand volts, up the butt.

That'd be cool.

Wonder what that feels like.

Ask your dad.

Did you want to
say something, Butt-Head?

On behalf of the class, I would like
to propose a field trip,

so we can observe
these furrying techniques.

I don't think so, Butt-Head.

In fact, I think our duty,

as passengers on spaceship Earth, is to put
a stop to these monsterous acts right away.

So class, our assignment is a
lesson in the people's power.

We're going to take a petition door-to-door
and collect enough signatures

to keep the furriers out of town!

Wanna save some minks' butts?

You like animals?

What? Why?
Just a minute.

Shut up! Shut up or
I'll have you put to sleep!

Now, what did you want!?

Never mind.

- No one's gonna sign this thing.
- Yeah.

Petitions are stupid.

Hey!
What do you want?

Check this out.

We're giving away beer.
Just sign here.

Yes!

Haul a*s!

Give me the partition and let's book.

- I thought you had it!
- I thought you had it, a*s wipe!

I've got it.

This sucks!

Butt-Head!
Change it, this sucks!

No way!
Suffer, dude!

Give me that thing, Butt-Head!
Come on, give me the remote, this sucks!

This isn't funny, Butt-Head, come on!

Give me a dollar.

That's not funny, Butt-Head,
come on, this sucks!

Okay, Beavis.
Don't soil your drawers.

Hippies.

Yeah.

Hey Butt-Head,
does this suck?

Beats me.

- What are they doing?
- Yeah. This is college music.

- This is musical masturbation.
- Yeah. Cool!

Hey Beavis, what do you listen
to when you... you know?

I like to put on "Push the little daisies
and make 'em come up!"

Okay.

Hey Beavis, how come there's
so many monkeys in videos?

Yeah. Dogs are cool.

Okay.

Hey Butt-Head,
this sucks, huh?

- It sure does, Beavis.
- Yeah.

Well class, it looks like
Beavis and Butt-Head

got a lot of signatures here. Let's see.

"Hugh G. Rection".

"Ben Dover".

"Betty Humpter".

"Rosie Palm and her five sisters".

Beavis and Butt-Head.

Couldn't you boys get each
sister to sign individually?

Hey Butt-Head,
is this "A Different World"?

Yeah.

School.

How come they do so
many videos in school?

Yeah.
That sucks!

If I wanted to see
pictures of school, I'd go there!

Yeah.

Hey Butt-Head, you think if we went
to school, we could, like, be in a video?

It's worth a try, Beavis.

Cool!

- This is cool!
- Yeah. This doesn't suck.

- Anthony Kiedis is cool!
- Yeah. These guys get all the chicks.

Yeah.
These guys are cool!

- Flea is cool!
- Yeah. Flea is cool!

- I like the skull.
- Yeah.

- Whoa! A mask!
- Yeah.

That's like that joke:

"If you were as ugly as me,

I would shave my head and put a
mask on my butt, and walk backwards".

No, dillweed, that's not how it goes! It's:

"If my dog was as ugly as me, I'd shave
his butt and teach him to walk backwards".

You mean:

- "If your dog was as ugly as you".
- That's what I said!

"If my dog was as ugly as me, I'd shave
his butt and teach him to walk backwards".

Oh yeah.

That's pretty funny.