03x10 - Scratch 'n' Win

[bunniefuu]

SCRATCH
'N' WIN

Sure, I can afford these beautiful clothes
and this fine jewelry,

but I'm still the same
Penis Washballer

that I would before I won
the 37 million dollars,

I guarantee.

I even kept my job
on the sludge trawler.

Sludge is cool.

Yeah.

I got me a couple of AK's.
Some sawed-offs,


and a couple of ground to airs.

I got a fort up in the hills virtually
impenetrable

and enough supplies to
outlast the thirty years stand off.

Lottery,
just a buck and a hope.

- Cool!
- Yeah.

Money is cool.

Hey, it's that guy.

Yeah.

- That guy.
- Yeah.

- I thought he was dead.
- Yeah.

"Thank you very much.
Thank you very much."

- That was pretty cool.
- Yeah.

- This is cool!
- Yeah, yeah.

They need more, like, color
lights and stuff in videos.

Is this Seattle?

- I heard that's pretty cool.
- No way, Butt-Head,

this is, like...
like, Hollywood,

or Beverly Hills 902C35.

- Whoa, do you think those chicks do it?
- What do you think, bumwipe?

- They are almost naked.
- Yeah, yeah.

"Beavis Las Vegas".

"Beavis Las Vegas".

Shut up.

- Whoa! Check this out!
- Yeah.

That's pretty cool.

Is this PBS?

I don't know.

Oh, yeah.

- Is that Uranus?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Uranus is cool.
- Yeah.

Thanks!

What?

- That guy in the chair seems pretty cool.
- Yeah, he seems like a pretty good guy.

Hey Beavis...

Yeah.

So anyway, Brad shows
up and he's soakin' wet

and covered with welts, and he
knew Heather was gonna be there.

Oh, my God!

Cool! Mystery meat.

I think it's cheese.

Hey Butt-Head,
I just cut the cheese.

Cut the cheese.

Hey Beavis, check
it out, it's Gina.

Let's go talk to her.

Yeah, let's go talk to her.

Needless to say, Todd was going ballistic.

And by then he was up to
his elbows in refried beans.

What do you want?

What do we want?

Don't you guys have
some brain cells to k*ll?

Look, if I give you a dollar would
you get the hell away from me?

A dollar?

Cool!

A dollar!

Hey Beavis, gas.

That's perfect.
We even get change.

Gas! Yeah, yeah.
That's cool!

This is gonna be cool.

One gallon of gas, please.

- Where's your car?
- Car?

Motorcycle?

Lawnmower?

Can we just get it in a cup?

Yeah. Or a bag or something.
That would be cool.

No way, dude. Can't give you
no gas without a container.

Look, if you got a dollar burning a hole in
your pocket, why not buy a lottery ticket?

Cool!

Yeah.

This sucks, we lost.
Let's get out of here.

Wait a second, guys,
you didn't even scratch it.

Man! You guys
won 500 bucks!

Whoa!

- We're rich!
- Yeah, yeah.

Like Mr. Howell on Gilligan's Island.

- Cool! Skulls!
- Yeah! Skulls are cool!

- That guy looks pretty cool.
- Yeah, yeah.

- He looks cool because he's, like, dead.
- Yeah.

It's like, this video looks
pretty cool, but it's like,

- the sound sucks.
- Yeah, yeah.

Check this out, Butt-Head.

Whoa!

That's better.

"I'm a zombie.
I'm a dead guy.

I like to eat... to eat people's brains.
And...

and like, look at my eyeballs.
And...

I'm a dead guy in a corner.

and, like, I'm zombie."

That was pretty good, Beavis!
You should, like, be a lead singer.

Yeah! I'm gonna get some clown makeup.

I bet if we, like, we
did that over this video,

- it would be, like, a buzz-clip.
- Yeah, yeah.

We're cool.

Check this out!

One gallon of gas, please.

Yeah, check it out.
We got a container.

What is this?

Yeah.
What is this?

This is that "Ugly Kid Chode."

How come he calls himself "Ugly Kid"
and it's, like, he's not even that ugly?

- Do you find him attractive, Beavis?
- No way, Butt-Head! Shut up!

- Yes!
- Yes! Yes!

- This guy seems pretty cool.
- Yeah.

- He is pretty cool for an old guy.
- Yeah.

Go for it.

- That's pretty cool.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Sometimes old people are cool.
- Yeah.