[both chuckling]
[bluesy rock music]
♪ ♪
- I'll have two cheeseburgers, two large fries,
and a chocolate shake.
- Uh, hello?
[chuckling]
- Two cheeseburgers, two large fries,
and a chocolate shake.
- Uh, just a minute.
[chuckling]
Damn it, Beavis. Put that away.
You're not supposed to have your penis out
when you're cooking.
- Oh. Oh, yeah. [chuckling]
- Uh, so, like, uh, may I take your order?
[chuckling]
[funky rock music]
- Uh, I think this is that place
where you get, like, lemonade.
Oh, yeah, yeah. [chuckling]
- And then they have, like, a bunch
of horn dogs working there. [chuckling]
- They have horn dogs?
[both chuckling]
- Yeah, you know, that's where they, like,
dip their wiener in the fryer.
- Oh, yeah, like,
every time I go to that damn place, like,
I want to get a milk shake, and they say,
"I'm sorry. The shake machine's broken."
And I think, "Damn it. It's always broken."
- Yeah.
- ♪ I can tell your feet get achy ♪
- [chuckling] Hey, check this out, Butt-Head.
Fryer, fryer, fryer.
- Beavis. [chuckling]
- Oh. Oh, yeah. [chuckling]
Fryer.
♪ ♪
Hey, that's not fair.
That kid doesn't have to wear a hairnet.
- Yeah. [both chuckling]
Maybe we should get a job at this place.
- Yeah, really, it's, like-- it's, like,
they don't have to, like, pay attention to the customers.
They can just sit around and goof off.
[both chuckling]
- We could put the hairnets on our nads.
[both chuckling] - Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's what I do anyway, but, you know,
I also have to put one on my hair.
- You put a hairnet on your nads?
- Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, they're free.
[both chuckling]
♪ Hey, old minor ♪
♪ How come you're drinking red wine at Shakey's? ♪
- ♪ Hey old-timer ♪
- This is stupid.
- Yeah, really. [both chuckling]
[together] ♪ Timer ♪
- [grunting]
- Uh, what seems to be the problem there, Beavis?
[chuckling]
- My thingie itches.
It's, like, the wrong color or something.
Check it out.
- Uh, no, thanks, Beavis.
- Ow. [grunting]
[chuckles]
- I'll have a double cheeseburger,
large order of fries,
small root beer, and an apple pie.
- [grunting] - Uh, what?
- Double cheeseburger,
large order of fries, small root beer,
and an apple pie.
- [grunting] - Uh, could you, like,
get less stuff?
- Just get it. - [chuckling]
- [grunting]
- Hey, Beavis, this guy wants, like,
some burgers and some, like, food or something.
- So.
- Uh, so, like, make it.
- Yeah. [grunting]
Damn it. Ahh!
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[indistinct chatter]
[cash register beeping]
- Uh, it's, like, uh, a dollar or something.
- [grunting] - [chuckling]
[cash register beeping]
Uh, I mean, uh, two dollars.
[chuckling]
Cool. [chuckling]
[loud thud] - [gasps]
[all gasping]
- Augh!
- Oh, my...oh.
- [retching] - I'll never eat...
- Uh, here you go, sir.
[chuckling]
Enjoy your meal.
- Yeah, yeah, come again.
- [all groaning, retching]
- [grunting, chuckling]
- At a local Burger World, an outbreak of tainted meat
has hospitalized and once again raised
the question about how meat should be handle.
- [chuckling] Ask the expert.
- Shut up, Butt-Head. - [chuckling]
- [grunting]
- Authorities say that until further notice
Burger World will remain closed.
- [grunting]
This sucks. - Yeah.
We lost our job.
- No, my wiener still itches.
- [chuckling]
- Shut up. What should I do?
- Uh, I know.
Like, think of something else.
- Yeah, um, okay.
[chuckles] - With a low of .
More rain tomorrow.
- [grunting]
- Okay, class, you have minutes to answer questions
through , mm-kay?
And...go.
- [grunting]
- Okay, now, just hold it.
Hold it right there.
- [grunting]
[camera shutter clicks]
[grunting]
- Face it, Beavis.
You have a problem with your penis.
- Yeah. What should I do?
This sucks.
- Uh, maybe you should, like, wash it or something.
- Yeah, cool.
I can, like, um, I'll, like, uh, yeah, I'll, um, with water?
No way. It'll get wet.
- Life is hard, Beavis.
- Yeah, and it sucks.
[grunting, chuckles]
[upbeat music]
- Whoa, what is that thing?
- It's the butt worm from below.
- [chuckling] Yeah.
[both chuckling]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh ♪
- ♪ God created both of us and really wanted life right ♪
♪ You've been lookin' for a life ♪
- Whoa, check it out. He's flipping us off.
- Uh, I think that's just, like, something on his finger.
- I was thinking of having my finger made longer so that,
like, when I flip people off it gets to be, like,
really big, like everybody could see it.
[chuckling]
- Uh... - Yeah, that would rule.
- Well, if I was gonna bother with something like that
I'd just make my wiener longer.
[both chuckling] Oh, yeah.
Then you could flip people off with your wiener.
- That would rule.
- Boing! [chuckling]
Yeah, check it out.
That's like one of those things they have in the stores,
you know, where you, like,
sit there, and you stare at 'em for a real long time,
and you, like, cross your eyes, and you get all bug-eyed,
and you, like, like, look at the dots,
and then, like, it gives you a headache,
and then your eyes hurt, and you get all dizzy.
Those things are cool.
- Yeah. [both chuckling]
Aren't you supposed to, like, see something?
- Yeah, yeah, like, I saw, like, um,
a bunch of dots and stuff.
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
- Check this out, Beavis.
Stare at the back side of my hand
for a really long time.
- Um, okay.
[chuckling] Yeah, this will be cool.
Whoa, I think I see something.
- Uh! - Ahh!
- [chuckling] Dumbass.
[both chuckling] - Yeah.
♪ ♪
[crickets chirping]
- Hey, Butt-Head, my wiener feels great.
It's, like, the right color again.
Check it out.
- Beavis, you bung-munch.
I don't want to see it.
- Yeah, and we got our jobs back.
- Yeah, but, like, now we have to follow
all these stupid rules.
Uh, "No...tice...
all em..."
- Um... - Uh...
- I think that's a P.
- Uh, "pl..uh...
must, uh, wash?"
[both chuckling]
Uh, yeah, hard.
I told you. [chuckling]
[dramatic music]
- Mm?
- Uh-ooh-ooh? [both chuckling]
[bouncy music]
- ♪ Bow, ba-bow, ba-bow, ba-bow-bow, bow ♪
- Check it out. This dumbass
is trying to mail himself.
[chuckling]
- ♪ Suppose I accidentally got my [...] together ♪
- Ba-bow, ba-bow, ba-bow-bow, bow ♪
- Beavis, cut it out, Beavis.
- ♪ Bow, ba-bow, ba-bow, ba-bow-bow, bow ♪
- Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out.
- ♪ Dow, da-dow, da-dow-dow, dow ♪
- Uh... [chuckling]
That would be cool if, like, I could,
like, mail myself.
Like, put a stamp on my butt and say, like,
"Take me to somewhere cool."
- ♪ Bow, ba-bow, ba-bow, ba-bow-bow, bow ♪
♪ Dow-dow-dow-dow-dow, dow-dow-dow ♪
- Beavis, shut up.
[chuckling]
- ♪ Higher, dow, da-dow-dow-dow-dow ♪
♪ Dow, dah-dah-dah-dah ♪ - Beavis, can you hear me?
Shut up.
- ♪ Bow, bah-bah-bah-bah ♪ - Shut up, Beavis.
- ♪ Bow, ba-bow, ba-bow ♪ - Beavis,
if you don' stop that right now,
I'm gonna smack you upside the head.
- ♪ Bow, ba-bow, ba-bow, ba-bow-bow, bow ♪
♪ Would still be there with you ♪
- I'm gonna give you three seconds, Beavis.
- ♪ Dow, da-dow, da-dow ♪
- What the hell's the matter with you, Beavis?
- ♪ Dow, ba-wa-wa-wa ♪
Ow!
♪ Ba-dow-dow-dow-dow ♪
- Beavis, can you hear me?
Shut up. - Ahh! Ow!
♪ Ba-dow-dow-dow-dow ♪
- Remember that time you turned that jack-in-the-box
into a crap-in-the-box?
[chuckling]
That was cool.
- ♪ Bow, ba-bow, ba-bow, ba-bow-bow, bow ♪
- Uh, Beavis?
- ♪ Bow, ba-bow, ba-bow, ba-bow-bow, bow ♪
- Beavis.
- ♪ Higher higher ♪
- Beavis, what's your problem, Beavis?
I said stop it.
- Dow-dow-dow-dow ♪
♪ Bow-ba-dow ♪
- ♪ Bow-bam-bam, buh-buh-buh-bam ♪
♪ Buh-bah-buh-buh ♪ - [chuckling]
♪ Bow-bow-bow, buh-buh-buh-buh ♪
♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum ♪
♪ ♪
[bluesy rock music]
♪ ♪
05x15 - Tainted Meat
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.