(Man speaks indistinctly
(over intercom)
- Okay. Would you like fries
- with that?
- (Man speaks indistinctly
- over intercom)
Of course you can.
- Um, do you want that
- with cheese?
Uh, yes, I would.
I'm sorry. What was that?
Hey, has anybody
seen my buns?
Up close and personal.
Careful, Tia.
Stinky Steve at two o'clock.
- ♪ What a smell, what a smell,
- what a smell ♪
♪ What a mighty
bad smell. ♪
Come on, tamera.
Steve might hear.
- I mean, he's got feelings.
- He's a human being.
Tia!
Look at you.
- Your condiments
- are all over the place.
I'm sorry. I...
Your hamburgers
are always lopsided,
and so is your uniform.
Get it together, girl.
Well, I'm trying to, b...
No excuses.
People, people...
Hard work and dedication equals
the sweet smell of success.
- I knew I smelled
- something.
Welcome to the team, sister.
- ♪ What a smell, what a smell,
- what a smell ♪
- Ugh!
- Ugh!
Ew!
♪ Talk about a
two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
- ♪ never knew
- how much I missed you ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let... you... go ♪
Would you like fries
or a pie with that?
Tia, what's wrong?
- I was dreaming,
- and, boy, was it scary.
What happened?
Well, I was in rocket burger.
- And you ate
- the food?
Ew, that is scary.
No, it was weird.
Nothing made any sense,
except my mom was there eating.
- But then the most
- embarrassing thing happened.
I was...
Uh... never mind. Good night.
Uh, uh, uh! Spill
the tea, girl.
Okay.
Steve was there.
Stinky Steve?
Is there any other kind?
He turned around and said,
"would you like fries
or a pie with that?"
Well,
Tia, it's only a dream.
Mmm, and then
he kissed my hand.
Ew!
- But, you know,
- that's not the worst part.
What could be worse?
Well, I...
I kind of liked it.
- Lisa, I think
- this is stupid.
- I don't like being
- set up like this.
- Now, look, ray,
- now we got to do something
To get you out of the house.
I'm tired of dusting you.
Ooh, I know
that voice.
It must be my Lisa.
Oh, hi, baby.
- Hello, sweetness.
- Mmm.
Come here.
Mmm!
Hey, why don't you guys
get a room?
Uh, tell ray about Lucy.
- Oh, ray, you're
- gonna love her.
She's-she's almost
as beautiful as my Lisa.
- I just want you guys
- to understand
I'm only here to meet her.
I hate blind dates.
- Ray, you're like a man
- lost in the desert
Turning down a glass of water.
I just don't want
to get stuck with a...
A dog?
Hi. I'm Lucy.
You must be ray.
Hi. I'm ray.
You-you must be Lucy.
- So Terrence has told
- me so much about you.
Yeah. Me, too.
- I mean... I mean... I mean, you.
- No, I mean...
- Is that real blood
- on your apron?
Is that a real
foot in your mouth?
No. That's okay.
- This isn't the easiest
- place to meet somebody.
- Sometimes I think
- I intimidate people.
Oh, no.
- It was just
- that I was expecting...
You're pretty.
Thank you.
Ooh!
Work it, ray!
- Maybe, uh,
- after you get off work,
Um, we can talk more.
That'd be nice.
Yeah, it won't
be so awkward.
- You know what?
- I have an idea.
- Oh, what do you say
- we double date?
Us?
- That's a great
- idea, Terrence.
- What do you
- guys say?
Ray? Lisa?
Oh, no, not again!
Tamera, what am I gonna do?
Why is this happening?
Tamera?
Tamera?!
Okay.
- What does a
- skunk mean?
I saw a skunk.
Okay, skunk, skunk.
Hello, girls.
Hi, Roger.
Look at this...
T-one and t-two.
- My double fantasies
- in the flesh.
- Roger, what are you
- doing here?
- I just came here
- to pursue higher education,
Universal truths.
Whoa!
You're disgusting.
I know. I hate myself.
- You girls
- studying dreams?
- Yeah, we're trying
- to figure out Tia's nightmare.
Tamera!
- You girls don't
- need those books.
- I can tell you all you
- need to know about dreams.
Yeah, right.
- No, no.
- I've been studying Freud.
- First I have to gather all
- the facts and details.
Like what?
Like what did you wear to bed?
Roger, will you shut up?!
Just ignore him.
- Okay, what else was
- in your dream?
I sleep in the nude.
- Get out of here!
- Now!
Shh! This is a library.
And some of us
came here to study.
Man, I need help.
This is so humiliating.
- Tamera, you've got to
- promise not to tell anybody
- That I dreamed
- about stinky.
Don't worry.
I promise I'll never tell.
I told.
What?
What do you mean?
I'm really sorry.
How could you?
I couldn't help it.
- I was about
- to explode.
- I had to tell
- someone.
I would have told you,
but you already knew.
- I can't believe you did this.
- Who did you tell?
- Okay, see, now
- that's the good part.
I told the one person
- we can really, really
- trust to keep a secret.
- Denise!
- Did you hear?
- Mary Ellen was caught
- shoplifting,
- And Albert's girlfriend's
- cheating on him.
- See? She's so busy blabbing
- about everyone else,
- She doesn't have
- time for you.
You're so full of it.
- Tia, will you
- calm down?
- It's only between
- the three of us.
Hey, Tia, did anybody order
fries or a pie?
Albert, I'm not
taking orders.
Oh, I'm sorry.
- I must have been
- dreaming it!
Well, your girlfriend's
cheating on you.
Where is she?
- I can't believe you,
- tamera.
- Is there anybody
- who doesn't know?
Hey, uh, Tia?
- Okay, Steve,
- so I dreamed about you.
- And you kissed my hand,
- and I liked it.
But it's just a dream.
- It's got nothing to
- do with reality, okay?
You dreamed about me?
You didn't know?
Ooh...
♪ Lala lala Tia, lala lala Tia
♪ dream of me,
Mia Tia... ♪
Maybe he'll take you dancing.
Don't hurt me!
Lucy... you know, Lucy,
you look absolutely ravishing!
You, too, ray.
Thank you. Dance?
Oh, ray, you move
like a gazelle.
A gazelle with a bad hip?
- Yeah, well, uh, you know,
- I still have the moves.
- I just have to put 'em
- in the right order.
- You're getting pretty excited
- about this date, huh?
Oh, no, i'm
calm, I'm cool.
Think I should change?
No, ray, you're stuck
with just who you are.
- Tia, I said
- I was sorry.
- Sorry isn't good
- enough. I trusted you.
Okay, um, I'll clean up your
side of the room for a month.
- Are you forgetting
- who the sloppy twin is?
- Okay, um, I'll do
- your homework for a month.
You're the dumb one, too!
Tia, I know
that's your pain talking.
Girls, girls,
what's wrong?
- I told tamera a secret,
- and now the whole world knows!
She's exaggerating.
- You talking
- about that stinky dream?
- It sounds
- so exotic.
- Why don't you just go
- door-to-door
And tell every bozo
in the neighborhood?
Hello!
- Tia, I found
- the solutions
- To those stinky dreams
- you were having.
- Roger, don't you ever knock
- before you enter someone's home?
Well, I don't like to hear,
- "go home, Roger"
- till I've earned it.
- Roger, you can't stay long.
- We're going out.
All right. Hot date.
- Are you gonna try out
- that new dance step
- I taught you,
- Mr. Campbell?
Oh, that's what
that was supposed to be.
Yeah!
Come on. Come on.
Come, come, come, come.
- Come on. We're
- gonna be late.
- Bye.
- Have a good time.
You girls be good.
Okay, what do you have, Roger?
It's a subliminal
message tape.
- You play it before
- you go to sleep,
- And it helps you clear your mind
- so you don't have bad dreams.
Roger, come on.
I'm telling you, it works.
- It's the newest
- scientific discovery.
Okay, fine. Let's hear it.
- (Seagulls cawing,
- waves crashing)
Close your eyes
and let your mind
shut itself off.
Roger.
Picture yourself falling...
Roger.
Onto a light, fluffy cloud.
That looks like Roger.
You don't have a worry
in the world.
You must love Roger.
Go home, Roger!
It always feels better
when you earned it.
I didn't know
we had a dimmer.
- Put it in
- this morning.
Nice move, ray.
Yeah, now lower
the disco ball.
So, I guess this double date
was a good idea.
Yeah, it's not that easy
meeting people these days.
- There's a lot of
- kooks out there.
I dated this guy once,
- he couldn't wait to
- get my dress off...
So he could wear it.
- Did you read about
- the guy who was chasing his wife
- Around the room
- with a snapping turtle?
- A turtle?
- You're kidding.
- No, no, really...
- Yeah, they charged him
- With as*ault
- with intent to bite.
That's unbelievable.
- Use a turtle,
- go to jail.
Use a turtle,
go to jail.
We got it, we
got it, ray.
- Yeah, I know one
- thing, though.
My baby wouldn't chase me
with no snapping turtle.
No, but I might
invite you into my shell.
Ooh, come get
me, turtle boy!
They do that a lot.
Well, I guess it's nice
when you have
that special someone.
Yeah.
- And when you find
- that right one,
You should go for it.
Do you think so?
Oh, absolutely.
You're right, ray.
I know romance.
Terrence, I love you.
Huh?
What?
Terrence who?
I'm sorry.
- I just had
- to say it.
- Every day,
- I see him
- In that short-sleeved
- white shirt
- And those pants
- that hug him
- In all the
- right places.
Do you know how hard it is
to butterfly a lamb chop,
watching that man
glistening
across the room?
- Well, I guess
- that means
- We won't be
- playing yahtzee.
Uh... look, if
my passion's
- making everybody
- feel uncomfortable,
- Maybe I should
- just go.
Bye.
- Lucy, I had
- no idea.
- I mean, this comes
- as such a...
Bye.
- Ray, i'm
- really sorry.
That's all right.
- I-I-I kind of
- sensed it all along,
And, well, once you said it,
I knew it was for sure.
Well, i'm... i'm
out of here.
- Look, I really didn't mean
- to make a scene
And ruin everybody's evening.
Bye.
Uh, ray, could you take me home?
Huh?
I don't have a car.
Unless, of course, Terrence...
I believe I said, "bye."
- I can take her,
- I'll get it.
- I'll take her home,
- it's all right.
I got it.
- You know, ray,
- I know you...
- You were pretty excited
- about this evening,
But it's a kind of
sad way for it to end.
- You think that
- was sad...
♪ Baby, I just got to tell you
♪ You know you got me
burning down the road... ♪
Honey?
Tia, Tia!
- Wake up,
- wake up.
Wake up, wake up,
wake up, wake up!
I'm having that
dream again.
Oh, here.
Try some of this.
Maybe it'll help.
Peanut butter gets
rid of nightmares?
- No, but it'll make
- your mouth so sticky,
You won't be able
to scream.
Here, let me
fix you up here.
I don't know
what to do.
- I feel like everybody's
- laughing at me.
Oh, baby.
- I can't believe
- tamera told.
- Oh, honey, you know,
- sometimes people...
- They just...
- They just say stuff.
I'm sure she feels
really terrible.
She's smiling.
That's just gas.
Mom, why do I keep
having these dreams?
I mean, do you think i'm
perverted or something?
- Oh, Tia, just because
- you dream about somebody
- Doesn't mean
- there's anything to it.
I know.
Really?
- You dreamed
- about a guy?
Oh, yeah.
There was this
fireman once, and, uh...
- Oh, Tia, I can't wait
- till you hurry up
And get older,
so we can really talk.
- I wish I didn't have to
- go to work tomorrow.
- Oh, baby, sometimes
- these things,
- They just seem
- worse at night.
I bet by tomorrow,
nobody's even gonna care.
Hey, Tia.
Let me see
your shake.
- Always make sure
- you mix the syrup
- Completely with
- the ice cream.
Some things were just meant
to be blended together.
So, what are you
doing after work?
Leaving the country.
- I can't believe
- that guy.
Somebody needs
to say something.
Excuse me?
- That's how all
- this started.
- You're still mad
- at me, aren't you?
Duh.
- Okay, fine,
- I'll go talk to him.
Nobody's gonna treat
my sister that way.
- Steve, we
- need to talk.
- Well, Tia,
- finally want
- To make that dream
- come true, huh?
Back off. I'm tamera.
Oh. Well, you know,
it's gonna be tough
- telling you two apart
- once me and Tia start dating.
That's not gonna
be a problem, beavis.
I want you to leave
my sister alone.
- What are you
- talking about?
She was dreaming
about... me.
She woke up screaming
in a cold sweat.
She's playing hard to get.
Steve... she
doesn't like you.
- Of course she
- likes me.
- Will you listen
- to me?
Oh, I know what's
going on here.
I see jealousy
rearing its ugly head.
Steve, she doesn't like you.
I don't like you.
Nobody likes you.
So, what exactly are you saying?
Don't you get it?
We all laugh at you.
- We even sing a
- song about you.
A song?
Yeah.
- "What a smell,
- what a smell.
- What a mighty
- bad smell."
That song is about me?
Yeah.
- I sing that song
- to my mother.
Steve...
- ♪ What a smell,
- what a smell... ♪
Steve, don't...
- ♪ What a mighty
- bad smell. ♪
Don't cry.
Steve...
- Steve, you have
- some frozen fries
Stuck to your butt.
That figures!
Steve, it's nothing
personal.
- We make fun
- of you 'cause...
- 'Cause you're
- the boss.
- It's our way
- of showing respect.
Aren't you gonna
brush those off?
Tia doesn't like me.
No one likes me.
That's not true.
I like you.
I-I-I really like you.
You want to go out?
With you?
You said you
like me.
- You really,
- really like me.
Come on, Steve.
When is it gonna
be my turn?
When is it gonna
be Steve's turn?
Okay, fine,
we'll go out.
Pick you up at 7:30.
Wear something tight.
- ♪ La la la la
- tamera ♪
♪ Me and tamera doesn't
sound good as Tia ♪
♪ but I don't care-a
'cause I got tamera. ♪
♪ I want to dance by your fire
♪ 'cause I just want to dance
by your fire ♪
♪ baby, let your love
take me higher ♪
♪ I want to dance
by your fire, baby... ♪
Ooh, you know, ray, if we put in
- a two-drink minimum,
- we could make some money.
Lisa, that ball is going back.
You're still licking
your wounds, huh?
I don't get it.
I thought everything
was going great.
Well, ray, it's her loss.
- Yeah, well,
- when I took her home,
- I did manage to get some
- of my dignity back.
You did?
Yeah, I made her
kick in for gas.
What a man.
- You're mighty cavalier
- about this whole thing.
- After all, it is your
- boyfriend she's in love with.
- Ray, I trust Terrence
- completely.
I know I have absolutely
nothing to worry about.
- Wait a minute, you got her
- transferred, didn't you?
That butcher went bye-bye.
Dad, wait.
You got to help me.
Honey, let me get
the door first.
- No, no, no, no,
- that's my date.
- And I don't want
- to go out with him.
Wait a minute.
- Did you say you wanted
- to go out with him?
Yes, but he's very...
But nothing, young lady.
- Have you ever stopped to
- think how he may feel
- Getting dumped out of
- the blue just like that?
No.
- Well, you should
- think about it.
- He probably thinks everything
- is just going along great
And that you like him.
- You're laughing
- at all his jokes.
He bought a disco ball.
And suddenly,
- you say you fell in
- love with someone else.
He's crushed.
Hey, but you don't care!
You just butterflied his
heart with a meat cleaver!
Dad, you're scaring me.
Love can be scary.
- Okay, I'll go,
- I'll go!
That's my girl.
- Done with the fries,
- and I'm here for my prize.
- Have her back
- in 20 minutes.
- Tia, it was awful,
- just awful.
Please, don't tell anyone
I went out with stinky.
- Well, I think
- they're gonna know
- Unless you burn
- those clothes.
Yeah, you're right.
Well,
thanks for sticking up for me.
I owed you one.
And now I've paid you back
for life.
- I hope I don't have
- any more nightmares.
- Tia, I've got a feeling
- you're gonna be okay.
- Now that one of us has
- gone out with him,
The spell's broken.
You think so?
How do I know?
I'm the dumb twin.
- I'm really sorry
- I called you that.
- That's okay, it's
- all forgotten.
You also called me
the sloppy one.
Tamera, let it go.
Yeah, good night.
Well, it will be,
as long as I don't
dream about stinky.
Would you like fries
or a pie with that?
Go home, Roger!
Dang, even in a dream?
- So, everything
- turned out okay.
- I stopped having
- those weird dreams.
- And Steve found
- himself a girlfriend.
- Yeah, he
- and smelly Shelly
- Are getting along
- just fine.
Mom and Terrence
are still kissing.
They do that a lot.
- And dad finally
- got over...
- What was
- her name again?
- Lucy?
- Oh, yeah.
- Wonder what
- happened to her.
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02x14 - Dream Lover
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Starring Tia and Tamera Mowry as identical twin sisters separated at birth who are reunited as teenagers.
Starring Tia and Tamera Mowry as identical twin sisters separated at birth who are reunited as teenagers.