Acción mutante (1993)

[bunniefuu]

We haven't got all day!

What's with the tape?
Not so tight!

Bag him before he screams again!

That's later. We bag him first.

He's suffocating!

I'll suffocate you, you dwarf!

It's all going perfectly.

He's moving less...

He's tired.
We've had him half an hour!

He can't breathe.

It's the bag, he's rotting.

Clam up, fairy!

He ain't your first.
Move it, M.A.

The way he looks, he's not worth it.

The ransom won't cover costs.

We f*cked up.

He's dead, right?

Okay, let's go.

It's always the same.

Let's go!

Hurrying now, are you?
Wait for me!

Last night, at 5 in the morning...

the strange death of Matias Pons...

President of the Bodybuilding Federation.

Apparently, it was an attempted kidnapping.

Police sources believe the authors
to be a t*rror1st group...

Mutant Action.

Since its foundation


a group of invalids,
has carried out numerous acts.

Persons known for their physique...

institutions for public health and sperm banks...

have been their targets up till now.

Here's the important bit!

The members have been identified
as Alex and Juan Abadie...

Siamese twins.

Cesar Ravenstein, alias Quimicefa...

known in the underworld,
for his chest implant...

of 5 kilos of expl*sive.

Jose Oscar Telleria, alias Manitas,
the group mechanic.

The latter has been arrested 50 times.

Here's one arrest.

Freeze! Police!
Drop those crutches!

Amancio Gonzalez, alias M.A., a deaf mule...

endowed with one of the World's lowest I.Q.

and extraordinary strength...

and Jose Montero, alias Chepa,
a hunchbacked dwarf...

Jew, mason, communist and presumed h*m*.

The police note
the coincidence of this new attack...

with the release of Ramon Yarritu...

leader and brain of Mutant Action...

who was jailed 5 years ago,
for ilegal possession of arms.

Tomorrow, the home of the Orujo family...

owners of world-famous
Orujo whole-wheat bakery...

will be decked in finery
for the wedding of Patricia Orujo...

only daughter and heiress of the Orujo empire...

to Luis Maria de Ostolaza.

Yarritu! Hit the f*cking road!

Let's go!

Must have been tough,
being inside so long, boss.

Not too tough.
TV's entertaining...

especially the news.

Freeze! Police!

Drop the spray!

I forgot to wash up...

in the rush...

What's up with the computer?

The disk's f*cked. I dunno...

What about my tux?

In your room, Ramon. Spotless.

- The g*ns?
- Just need greasing.

That the cake?

Minus cream and decorations.

Let's do it.

We leave in 5 minutes.

We need a perfect cake.

Let's go over the plan again.

Manitas! Feed the cat!

Think he's angry?

Maybe he doesn't know.

He must do! It was all over!

It's spite. It flopped,
so they want everyone to know.

You said it.

M.A. says the reason it failed...

is the lack of structure in the group.

We need to restructure.
Without that, it'll never work out.

We need a guy with ba*ls
in the right place.

If not, it'll be chaos.

Let go of that hand!

What is this sh*t?

What the hell is this plugged into?

Let's try this button...

That pipe's for the brake fluid.

What do you do?

Ask you before touching!

Now move your f*cking hands
and fix this!

The ship could explode!

Right...

Let's concentrate on the plan.

Okay.

We go in here, by truck.

There are 2 guards here.

The cake'll help us there.

There'll be no problems...

We have 15 minutes to get out,
before the real cake truck arrives.

This is the back door.

If we made a hole here,
it could go faster.

Well...

you've been doing some thinking.

I said that
because of the 2 guards...

Maybe it was you
who organized that last kidnapping?

Or maybe no one did...

You just went to open holes
and hand out oranges.

It's not that, Ramon.

It's not what?

You shouldn't get like that about it.
He died.

It was bad luck.

Right... And the plastic surgeon?

That was different.

He got nervous and jumped out
of the speeding car.

Sure.

And the fashion show?


an hour after everyone left.

If you wanted me to feel useful,
it worked.

Five years...

Five years watching you clowns
f*cking up on TV news.

It's not so bad.

Not so bad?!

Who do you think you are?

You've forgotten
the 3 great questions?

- What were you when we met?
- Garbage! Hospital refuse!

Who made you what you are?

You, Ramon!

- And what are you now?
- Mutants, mutants, mutants!

We're soldiers in a mutant army
and we'll win the w*r.

Society treated us like sh*t...

and now we're gonna kick some a*s!

The world is dominated
by pretty boys and spoiled brats.

God! Enough of this "light" sh*t!

Enough of colognes,
car commercials, mineral water...!

We don't want to smell good
or lose weight!

We're the only ones left:
the others are dumb or hip.

We're mutants,
not beach bums or design queens!

Right!

Now let's show those shits
what terrorism is!

Ciqui's with him.

He does drugs and drinks.

They go together,
she's into that too.

I heard she's on drugs.

What?

Gusi and Tato sh**t up too.

f*ck awful hors d'oeuvres!

The bride's dress looks used.

Could be her mother's,
may she rest in peace.

The groom's tux looks printed
but close too it's just lint.

Hi there!

Lovely party!

You look like a movie star!
Where did you get that jewel?

Tacky...

You've made me very happy.
I wish your mother could be here.

Don't cry, Papa!

I'm so happy!

The cake.

All of you?

It's... a big cake.

This way...

Wait! Only two of you.

Okay, we'll stay here
and wait for them to come back.

There's a lot of us
because of the party.

They're taking their time.

Maybe there's a problem.

Maybe we should go in too.

It's okay, guys.

You're not programmed to let us in...

but this job's not much fun.

So, forget your orders...

and let us in.

What do you say?

M.A., tell these gentlemen
that we must get in.

Let's slip in unnoticed
and blend with the crowd.

Forward march.

Let's go!

This way.

So many bakers...
Thank God they're in tuxes.

This party's going
to be unforgettable!

Let's go, damn it!

It's good, huh?

Is there any chicken left?

Listen up, so there are no hitches.

When she goes to cut the cake,

make the juke-box play
"Aires de Fiesta".

"It's party time,
boys and girls radiant with joy..."

Chepa, you pop out
and chloroform her.

Got it.

You cut the lights,
I grab her and we pull out.

Okay, I cut the lights.

No! You're in charge
of the music.

And then I cut the lights.

M.A. cuts the lights.
You stand guard.

You didn't say.

I am now. Stand guard.

What about me?
Do I stand guard?

No, you do the music
with your brother.

Okay?

When the lights go, I grab her?

No! When the song starts!
The song's your signal!

Sure it's when the song starts.
You can't see in the dark!

Okay, enough! Let's do it.

Give me a coin.

What? I haven't got any.

You what?

I didn't know we'd need money.

C'mon, stop f*cking around!

I swear I haven't!

"I'm a rebel,
'cause the world made me one

"and nobody showed me any love."

That's not it...

See you later, okay?

I declare you... I declare you...

Let's go!

Shut it, you c**t!

Keep still!

Let's get out of here!

M.A.!

Don't think twice.

Stop, police! Drop the g*ns
and you won't get hurt!

THE PARTY WENT WITH A BANG

Don't let television fool you,
you idiot.

You may see me in jail,
but I'm out now!

Yes, that's it. If everything

goes welll,
by the time you see this tape,

I'll be heading across outer space
towards Axturias.

With her, as*h*le!

Scumbag! Son of a b*tch!
I'll burn you...

alive!

Calm down, dad, it's just a video.

Pay attention
or we'll miss their conditions.

Try to remain calm
or you'll miss our conditions.

I'm going to give them now
so listen up.

I want 700 million Ecus in used
notes in an anti-fusion case. Easy.

The pick-up point is...

the Lost Mine bar, Devil's Valley
on Axturias.

I know you're an as*h*le
but even you...

Wouldn't call the police.
If you do...

she'll lose more
than her virginity.

The exchange will take place


So get moving, dickhead!

I swear you'll pay for this,
wherever you are!

f*cking t*rrorists!

Our fiscal ID number...

is 477337, slash 7.

Fishing vessel Virgen de Carmen.

How many crew?

One, at your service.
The computer does everything.

Cargo ?

Frozen fish, cod fillets...

fish cakes, crab sticks, etc...

Where's it for?

Well...

Ganymede.
It sells well there, especially...

the crab sticks.

Right, now pay attention.
Do you know this man ?

Has he been on TV?

I watch a lot,
with the computer doing the work...

A t*rror1st,
around here somewhere.

Now you mention it, maybe


a light, weird-looking spaceship
passed me.

Where was it heading?

Well, I think...

about 15 degrees Zelca
north-north-west alpha nine.

I'm not sure so don't

take my word.

Fine, you can go.
Don't stray...

off course.


with that fishmonger bullshit!

Next time,

he can f*cking do it!

I'm a wanted man too!

Even with the hat and f*cking suit,
they'll recognize me!

How was it?

Fine, they bought it again.

Keep this course
until wave motion force G-7.

Okay!

Connect secondary turbines
and turn 45 degrees.

Okay.

What did he say?

- Do you know?
- No, you should listen.

Forget it, let's eat.

But...

When do we turn?

The same old sh*t.

Since the kidnapping,
nothing but

f*cking crab sticks!

Give me 2.

Try the cat's food.

- Your bet.
- I'll bet 50,000.

Your 50,000

and 50,000 more.

Tomorrow, with the 10 million

for the ransom,
you can eat what you want.

Your 50,000 and 50,000 more.

You're not bluffing?

You know we're playing our share
of the ransom, not nuts and bolts.

Look, we'll play how we want.



more.

Hand me that can.

Sure? I'm not very clear on this.

Look, I don't want

to be a pain

but you've already lost...


This 100,000 is all you have left.

What about his share?

What share?

You count for one share.
Half and half, one share.




Okay.

Let's make it 4 shares.

Dinner ready?

If we have one share,
he should only get half!

Where's the remote?
You've hidden it!

You f*ck!

Get the remote!

C'mon, gimme the remote!

We always watch
what you want.

Gimme the remote!

I can't stand it!

One day, I'll blow you up,
you hear?

What happens if I blow up?

Huh? What happens?

No news of
Jose Maria Orujo's daughter...

Hey, look, you're on television!

...international/y known
in the food industry...

especially for his bakery...

and his Orujo buns.

The police...

believe the authors of the crime
to be the Mutant Action group.

It turned out well!

Patricia Orujo was kidnapped
at her wedding...

by the group mentioned...

who provoked a Dantean m*ssacre.

The police identified the body...

of Jose Montero, alias Chepa
and Amacio Gonzalez, alias M.A.,

responsible...

for the attack on the gym...

'Muscles of Ebony”
and the m*rder of Matias Pons.

A communique' from the family
has just informed us...

of the exact ransom demand of the kidnappers:

the sum of 700,000,000 Ecus.

The exchange...

will take place on Axturias
in the Gutenberg galaxy.

How much did he say?

He said 100,000,000,
or did I hear wrong?

No, not 100, Ramon said 10.

It's a mistake.
Did he say 100?

Ramon handled the negotiation.

He said he asked for 10,000,000.

If he asked for 100,
and we have to divide 10, then...

What is it?
The brake liquid again?

No, the brake liquid's fine.
It's just...

We were watching television...
and the news was on...

about the ransom.

And?

Well, nothing... It seems that...

Well, you didn't tell us
the ransom was 100,000,000.

How much?


said it clear enough.



and you told us 10.

So I said 10 and on TV,

it's 100, right?

Don't think

we're calling you
a liar or anything...

All right...

I see it clearly now.

Those years were

worth nothing.

All those years I fought for you
and helped you

and now you think I'm a cheat
and a traitor, right?

We all trust you!

We just want an explanation.

How can you be so gullible?

You believe the news on TV?

Can't you idiots

see what they want?

We're doubting one another!

We'll end up k*lling each other
and save them a job.

Of course! I told you so!



They could have said


Or whatever!

Or 2,000!

What we need
is 10,000,000 real ones tomorrow.

Get the exchange ready.
Don't f*ck it up.

It has to go smoothly,
the way I planned it.

Checked the turbo-compressors?

In the modulator room?

- No, the others.
- No, not yet.

Well, do it.
Quimicefa, check

the circuits.

I did it earlier.

- Did you grease them?
- No...

That's bad,

they need greasing.

Tomorrow's the most important day
of our lives, don't foul up.

What were you when we met?

Garbage! Hospital refuse!

Who made you what you are?

You, Ramon!

What are you now?

Mutants, mutants...

You know I obey
and never complain,

but I don't see why we have to do
what we did earlier.

Look, shut up!

Ramon says check the compressors,
so we check them.

Don't try to complicate things.

Besides, we checked the ones
in the modulator room,

not the others.

Fine, where are the others?

You don't know?

No, do you?

Manitas,

we need a way to avoid
this kind of misunderstanding, huh?

sh*t, yes! The best way
is to give us more information...

on the handling of the accounts
in this company.

I couldn't agree more. In fact...

now Chepa's gone, you could
take care of the ransom accounts.

Really? Thanks!

I don't believe it!
Me, an accountant! Seriously?

Well, no.

What do the compressors
look like?

What do they look like?

Find them, then I'll tell you.

Did you hear a scream?

It's the compressors calling.

It's eating me!

That was a scream! Let's go!

Get me out of here!

It's eating me!

Get me out of here!
Get me out!

Manitas!

Keep still!

Don't just stand there,
do something!

You do it, f*ck!

Manitas,

don't move, I'm going to...

God! Manitas!
Get out of the way!

Well, guys,
this confirms my suspicions.

I didn't say anything
because I wasn't sure

but I know now.

What?

Manitas was smart,
he knew what was what.

That's why he was m*rder*d.

Guys, there's a traitor among us.

How can we uncover him?

The first thing to do
is stick together.

The traitor will show up.

Why?

Shut it! Go on, Ramon.

We rendez-vous in a few hours.
He'll reveal himself.

But if he's among us,
he'll have heard this...

Got a better idea?

No, I think it's great,
but I don't see...

Hey, why all this hassle?

Want me to check your lab?

Don't get carried away.

Violence is no solution.

That's true.

Let's get to our positions.

It wasn't me,
take my word on that.

And you can't do anything
without me.

That leaves Ramon and Quimicefa.
Who can we trust?

Poor Manitas.

Let's make this clear.

It's all very clear.

Maybe not.
Remember, when Ramon came in...

When he came in, my a*s!

Why didn't you speak sooner?

Let him speak.

Shut up! You think you're smart
'cause you have a degree, right?

It seems clear to you.

More than you think.

Maybe you'll regret it...

Or maybe youwill.

Why don't you explode
and give us a break?

sh*t!

Now what?
Aren't we going to sleep?

Shut up! You want to wake up dead?
I don't trust anyone.

Fine, stand guard then.
If something happens, call me.

What's up with you?
Got a problem?

If you have a problem, tell us.

Remember,
you're our guest here.

Are you hungry?

Cold... You're cold...

You're almost naked.

What'll your dad say,
if you catch something?

We haven't had time for a chat.

Sorry about the wedding.

But you know how things are.
We got carried away...

I'm very sorry, really.

I have to say that guy was a sh*t.

He was after your money,
that's obvious.

In the long run,
we did you a favor.

I'm sure, thanks to this,
you'll find someone better.

Someone who really loves you,
for yourself,

for the way you are...

Not for your father's fortune.

Someone who knows
how to take care of you.

I know, I know,
you're uncomfortable,

surrounded by strangers,
far from home, from your friends...

But couldn't we become friends?

I'll be getting some money and...

Who knows... Well..

Is it time?
What's the time?

Were you listening?
You're a pig! You hear?

You're getting on my t*ts!
Always staring at me!

Get out of here, man!

Go on, get lost!

God!

And you, be careful if you want
to get out of here alive!

Let's go!

Quimicefa,
something urgent to tell you...

Don't get up,
it won't take long.

The others mustn't know.

It's between you and me.

You've found the traitor?

Yes.

It's me.

Tough, huh?

It's Quimicefa,
knock the door down!

Nothing left, Ramon, only this.

Well... And this.

Good job he was alone in here.
He would have blown us all up.

It was suicide!

But why?

Why?

Because he was the traitor!

Of course,
that's why he hassled us.

So why suicide?

Shut it, ret*rd!
He did it out of regret!

No, he thought he was lost.
He knew you didn't trust him.

That's true.
Remember how he left?

Sure... Of course...

- That solves that then.
- Yes...

Tomorrow, we share
the 10,000,000 between us three.

Yeah!

Now we're out of danger,
we'd best get to bed for some rest.

Yeah, okay.

Tomorrow's going to be tough.

I can explain everything.

He wanted to k*ll you.

He told me several times.

He was always a nuisance to you.

He was a nightmare

always on your back.

You see?

At last, you're free of him.

You can pay for the operation
with your 5,000,000.

He'll be off your back for good.

Okay, it's true!

It's 100,000,000.



I'm being fair!

God!

Don't spoil what could be

the start of a great friendship!

You and I

alone against the world.

We could call ourselves
"The Deep Space Duo".

Well?

You're finished

without me, understand?
You're just a genetic aberration

and a moron!

You can't fly this thing!

k*ll me and you'll float in space

for good, f*ck!

Get up!

No hard feelings, huh?

Don't f*ck with me! Get up,
or the rest of your face goes!

Okay, whatever you say.

Maybe you should

have thought about it before.


that's 100,000,000.

Looks like it all turned out fine.

I'm meeting your father soon,
about the money...

Self-destruct in 30 seconds.

I'll try to neaten myself up.

I can't let him see me like this.

What was I when my mother had me?
Number one, the best!

Who made me what I am?
Me, without any help!

And what am I?

The f*cking chief!

Please note...

75 seconds to impact.

You need fixing up too, huh?

Collision... Collision...

The ship is about to explode.

sh*t!

f*cking hell!

There you have it, Orujo.

That's the end.

Are you sure?



Not enough, we'll check.

On with the plan?

Of course.
We stay on course for Axturias.

You're in charge, but no one
could have survived that blast.

- Ramon...
- What?

I think I had a dream.

Yeah? How interesting!

Okay, let's see...

We should have landed
at this spot.

Now, we must be around here...

I was getting married,

but I unfortunately k*lled
a hunchback.

Then I was on a spaceship
and couldn't talk...

The meeting point has to be
around here... That's it.

Then, things got confused.

Someone wanted to k*ll you,
but I couldn't do anything to help.

That wasn't a dream.
It happened yesterday.

That's how it seemed,
but it's as if...

- What're you doing?
- Tying you up.

Will we have to k*ll my father?

Not the Stockholm syndrome again!
Not today, okay?!

- What?
- Shut up, we're going.

It's four o'clock.

We've got 5 hours
to reach the Lost Mine.

Good God! What's this?
Dying men, linked at the shoulder!

- I don't see it.
- What now?

Transporting the material
could be tough.

Don't give me that.
We'll finish what we've started.

It's unstable.
The terrain's very rough.

It could be dangerous.

This isn't a game, okay?

I'll finish off the b*stard,
even if I take the world with me!

The intellectual repression
of minorities is obvious.

The media mask reality
in order to...

adapt it to the interest
of factual powers.

It's incredible how much
the system can alienate you!

We're here.

Unless we crashed further south.

Look at me,

for example.


that wasn't my real life,

alienated...

Maybe here...

And my father?
He thought he could buy my love

with a pink pony.

I wish I had a pink pony now.

I admire you, Ramon.
You're no fool. You knew

how to show up
the system's contradictions.

Destroy...

everything to start again,
a new world, more just...

Mutilation will make us equals...

beauty won't count...

only the person.

Don't make it more difficult.
You're getting worse in the sun.

You don't take me seriously.

Look, we've crashed God knows where
and we've no water.

I'm tired, hungry
and my head hurts.

So walk and don't bug me!

- Ramon...
- What?

You're so strong.

Well, you can't do much with this
but it won't decompose any more.

It stinks!

That's the acid. When the flesh
is in bad shape, it reacts badly.

You'll get used to it.

In any case,

he's got to go.

He could turn to gangrene.

How does he look?

Like a doll.

There, I'll fix that.

You scared me this morning.

I thought the Wild Miners did it.

They'll k*ll anyone for fun.

- Oh yeah?
- Yes.

They're very dangerous.

The mine gas makes them crazy.

There again,

they have fun.

Do you know the Lost Mine?

What? Garcia's bar?

It's gone downhill.
Since coal prices dropped on Earth,

they've been laying off miners.

Which way?

Why hurry?

Stay a few days and relax.
We'll stuff the rest of him.

I have an appointment
I can't miss.

Settling old debts?

Yes...

There's a woman involved too...

- A woman!
- Yes, that's right.

A woman in Garcia's bar?

I'm sure.

The b*stard'll take her there.

Dear God! I wish I could

see her!

Quick, there's no time to lose!
Come on, let's go!

I'll make some sandwiches
and we'll be off.

What's wrong now?

Can't you see,

you idiot?

On the planet Axturias,
there aren't any women!

You know what? I think I know
what's wrong with you.

There's got to be an easier way
to make a living...

You feel bad. It wasn't easy
k*lling all your friends.

You have to be clear in your mind
about what you have to do!

Even if it's tough.
If someone's an obstacle, he goes.

And you move on.

I know it's hard.

You're tired, sick of yourself...

You feel as if none of it
was worth the effort.

They all hate you.

Even you hate yourself, huh?

Right, Ramon?

Are you listening? Huh?

Calm down.
Let's not spoil it all now!

I'm a professional.

I should be able to handle this.

We won't let one small thing
spoil years of work.

What I said made you mad,
I know.

I'm mad
'cause I don't have a stapler!

It's what I said about being sick,
isn't it, Ramon?

Listen good, I won't repeat this.

One more word about me
and I'll cut your legs off.

I'll only get half the ransom
but I'll get some peace. Got it?

sh*t!

Why does it have to be
so complicated?

Where did you come from?

Just what I need, a moron!
f*ck off!

Let's see, where do you live?

Around here, huh?

- You've located the ship?
- Yes.

Apparently.

No sign of life.

Maybe they died in the crash.

No, they're here.

I can smell them.

Quick, we have to get there
by dark.

I thought we'd never find anyone.
We've been walking all day.

We had an accident 30kms away.
Well, you know,

we're lost.

We're looking for a bar...

A woman outside!

I said stay out of the sun.

It's bad.

- It's true. Zacarias brought her.
- A man wants water.

Leave the kid alone.
You tease him,

poor thing.

She's outside...

Okay? I was telling him we had

an accident and that...

It all started
with the 100,000,000.

We didn't know
if it was 10 or 100.

It was even on TV.

Maybe you saw it.
I guess you didn't...

No, I don't watch TV.

On the news...

That's when it all started.

Did he k*ll them all?

One by one, very clean.

He's smart and tough,
with no scruples.

A winner...

I wouldn't say that.
He's just lucky.

But at some point, luck runs out.

My luck?

No, I mean his.

He was my friend, now I want
to k*ll him. Money ruins everything.

So do women.

Yes, women ruin a lot too.

A hairy bush
moves more than an ox cart.

But do you love her?

Man... I don't know...

With my brother around,
it was tough to see a woman alone.

So you've never...

Never what?

You never told Patricia
anything?

No, she doesn't know
anything yet.

Let's hope nothing bad
happens to her.

So you want to go to Garcia's bar,
the Lost Mine?

It's easy,

if you know how.

Eat all you want, girl.

I'm not very hungry...

We have plenty of food here,
we just need someone to cook it...

We don't see many women.

Just think, my grandsons
had never seen one

like this, alive...
What do you think?

How old is he?

Ten, I think. Sorry, but I've

forbidden him
to talk to strangers.

His mother?

The poor woman died
when they were little.

She was a good woman.

We all bought her.

Trouble is, she wasn't

very sturdy. Women are
delicate things, y'know.

Sell her to me.
I'll give you everything I have.



What? Did you hear that?
He said 100,000,000.

Enough!

I'll give you 200,000 Ecus
and 200 videos. That's all I have.

Forget it, she's not for sale.

Let's go, I feel uneasy.

All right.

So we can't do a deal.
Zacarias, go to your room.

Why?

Let me stay a while.

Go on,
we're going to k*ll this man.

All right, it would a shame to spoil...

our dinner.
We're all civilized people here.

Let's do a deal.

How about rental?
An hour would be long enough...

You don't know the way
to Garcia's...

What's an hour anyway?
What do you say?

No deal. We're in a hurry
and I hate videos.

Sorry, some other time.

Patricia, let's find your dad.
Sit down.

Leave that!

Tie him up!
Zacarias, get my razor!

Boys, we're going to have
a whale of a time!

Under this tree, I proposed
to my future wife

more than twenty years ago.

Did you love her?

Did I love her?

You bet I did!

She was a good woman.

We all bought her.

Trouble is,
she wasn't very sturdy.

Women are delicate things,
y'know.

The thought of her with him
makes me sick!

Don't think about it.

You'll soon get revenge

and you'll get the girl.
That's the idea, huh?

Yeah, but the trouble is...

What?

What if something goes wrong?

Why would it?

I dunno, something always does.
At least till now.

Calm down,
it will all go beautifully.

For the first time, you're alone
without family or friends.

And you've met a girl.
What more do you want?

If you look at it that way...

Could she love someone like me?

Sure! Why not?

Women are a mystery!

Or so they say...

This time, be decisive.

Just get straight to the point.

If it doesn't work, the main thing
is to participate, right?

Look, first you kiss her...

and then we'll see.

I won't know what to say.

Look, I'll give you some advice

about women
that you're never going to forget.

The Wild Miners!
Get out of here, you idiot!

Shut the f*ck up!

He hit me!

I'll go first and explain it all.

Watch what grandad does
and you'll see how good it is.

You're not going in?

Grandad! I want to come too!

Okay, boy, but close the door
from outside.

Tricked again? They're inside
and you're out here, bored.

We could have been friends.

I know lots of games.
Untie me and I'll teach you some.

No, no, calm down...

We'll do something.

Let me go, I'll go in there
and beat them up

so they take you seriously. Huh?

What are you doing? No!
Wait a minute!

I'm bored,
let's go somewhere more lively.

Yeah... Right!

Assholes!

Assholes!

What happened?
Where are we?

It's all under control.
Go on sleeping. You need it.

We still have 15 minutes
till the Lost Mine.

What's this map?

I did a deal with the kid.
He's cute.

Zacarias, come here right now!

No, you'll hit me!

I won't hit you, son,
come here a minute!

- Is the tank full?
- Just about.

We're off to the Lost Mine.

Like old times!

Shut up! That b*tch
has got me horny again!

We're on the right track.
That's Hangman's Tree.

What're you looking at?

How's the food?

Calm down.

They'll notice us.

I hate this planet.

You got what you wanted.

It's time for me to go.

Is it enough?

It's a double charge.
Once set, nothing can stop it.

No mistakes, okay.

When that f*ck comes
he's going to eat it, y'know.

It's got a long range, Orujo.

It could backfire.

That's my problem.

I'm sorry.

but can you k*ll him without hurting...

your daughter?

None of your business.

Stick to your own field.

This is between that f*ck...

and myself.

I don't want to know
how it will end.

This is all absurd
and I don't like it.

How's it going, dad?
Under control?

The TV guys want to talk to you.
They're outside.

Who?

TV. You know how they are.
They called me for the rendez-vous.

I didn't think they'd come.

Don't waste my time.

Get rid of them.

God, it's almost time!

You with the doll, out of the way!

He's a ventriloquist!

A mime.

I need to go to the Lost Mine.

We're all going there.
Get in, quickly!

Whisky on the rocks.

Me too.

Where're the others?

We had problems.

Be careful, Ramon,
Orujo was here.

And the police?

Not here yet.

That's bad.

It's on them.

What's the plan...

with dad's money...

chief?

Okay...

Let me make this clear once and for all.

Where can I start?

I kidnapped you, right?
You remember?

I'm a kidnapper. I'm in this
to make money, okay? That's clear.

Who are you? The victim.
You're here by force.

No, I'm not.

You're here against your will.
Right now,

you can't know but later

you'll hate me for all this.

But I don't hate you.

I love you.

Patricia, you're sick.

It's the Stockholm syndrome.

Now I really do understand.

Don't bother saying any more.

- Patricia!
- Get lost!

Patricia, come here!

- Come here, I said!
- Don't touch me!

Excuse me, is he bothering you?

She's fine.

I wasn't talking to you, as*h*le.

She can't talk, she's Ret*rded.

Want my fist in your face?

Just leave us alone, will you?

Ramon, wait a minute...

Let's go, quickly!

Ready? When you want.

This is J. Blanch for JQK-TV,

from the Lost Mine bar.

Shortly, you shall be exclusive witnesses...

to the end of the kidnapping of the year.
But enough talk!...

We're waiting....
Here now is Mr Orujo...

industry tycoon
and father of the victim...

Mr Orujo, a few words for JQK...

Obviously, at a tense time like this...

Mr Orujo doesn't wish to comment...

But I now see his son-in-law
who may give us a few words...

How exactly do things stand right now?

I don 't think this is the best time...

to make too hasty a judgement...

but let me thank the authorities...

and political personalities
for their help here.

I'd also like to state my indignation...

and repulsion at criminal acts like this...

And so negotiations proceed.
Thank you.

And now, a message from our sponsor.

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News flash:
the kidnapping of the year

I see you're more stupid
than I thought!

No police...

just a TV crew!

I didn't call them. Don't worry...

they won't interfere.

Here's the money, in used bills...

in an anti-fusion case...

There seems to be some dispute
over the actual exchange...

Going out live on JQK-TV.

Did you hear me?

Bring me the case
and the girl can go.

Me!

I'll do it.

Excuse me...

Yes, in fact,
it will be the victim's fiance...

Luis Maria de Ostazola,
who will hand the case...

to the g*ng leader...

Yes, he's got the case...

The girl has just
been freed and...

There seems to be a hitch...

We've got the money!

Hey, let him go./

- Patricia, come here/
- Go to your father!

Patricia, it's me, Luis Maria...

Shut up! I won't...

follow your orders!

Old comics...

Magazines...

What is this sh*t?

Enough of this absurd game!

I'm sick of voyeurs
and clowns in uniform like you!

This is serious, Orujo!

You understand nothing!

All my men are aiming
at your head.

You hear me?

Give me the money
or no one gets out alive!

That's what'll happen,
you f*cking cr*pple!

No one gets out alive,
the reporter, the miners, you...

that b*tch...

or me!

Not even me!

We're all going to die!
You hear me? All of us!

As soon as I press the button!

You know?

I think I'm totally crazy!

I don't care any more!



to build a business I hate...

and on the happiest day of my life...

at my only daughter's wedding...

a group of cripples turns up...

and kills the guests!

And my daughter too!

You're no daughter of mine!

My daughter died after a t*rror1st
violated her innocence.

You're a wh*re!

What are you looking at,
you morons?

You think someone will be saved?

Sing something, damn it!

The apocalypse is upon us!

Prepare to die!

Mr Orujo was right.
Prepare to die, as*h*le!

Alex, you're alive!

Yes, and no thanks to you.
I'm going to k*ll you.

Great!

Let her go, you b*stard!

Jump, damn it!

Go on, get her, move your a*s!

We're f*cked, Yarritu!

It's not the first time.

That's true.

A g*n! I want to sh**t!

Christ! Stay still!
Let's go!

Get out of here
or I'll spill your guts!

What's up?

Attention,
members of Mutant Action.

This is the police.
You're surrounded.

There's no way to escape!

Come out with your hands up.

Don't sh**t! Don't sh**t!

I'm from TV!

I'll count to 3 and then you go...

I've been hit!

It's okay...

This bar sucks.

Ramon, that girl...

She's not right for you.

God!

sh*t!

What's the matter?

What is it?

We've run out of ammunition
and the police is waiting outside.

The b*mb!

Give it to me.

You're still useless, Alex.

Come on.

We've got to get out of here.