Hubcap (2023)

[bunniefuu]

(film reel clicking)

(twangy country music)

- [Secretary] Oh, JJ

wants you to drop by today.

- Crap.

I'll go now.

- You got the high school.

- [Sheriff] That's today?

- Can't bowl on Thursday, PTA meeting.

Your speech.

(bluesy music)

- Whoo! Now that's a cowboy.

- You like rodeos?

Semper Fi.

(can clatters)

- Hey, stay in the g*dd*mn car, alright?

(bluesy rock music)

- Let's have a big hand for his daughter,

Sheriff Rainy Lawson.

(audience applauds)

(dramatic music)

(pensive music)

- Think I can make it?

Not bad, huh?

(audience applauds)

- You retired his jersey?

- What do you see in this as*h*le anyway?

- He ain't so bad.

- He ain't so good either is he?

- It says something

about the character of

my father that this town

still remembers him fondly enough

to give him this great honor.

What position do you play, Jake?

(audience laughs)

- Quarterback.

Did I say something funny?

- Uh ma'am, Jake is sort

of famous around here.

Hey, get the f*ck away from my car.

- Well, if this town knew how

little I know about football,

then I'd have never been elected.

- Get the f*ck back, crip.

- You get the f*ck back.

- Joey!

Leave him be.

- You want me to take your little a*s

and throw you in that

f*cking dumpster over there?

- Try it.

(tense music)

(baton thuds)

(metal clangs)

- f*ck.

- Get outta the car.

You can get outta the car.

Get outta the car.

- Get outta the way.

- [Vet] Get outta the car.

- Get outta the f*ck'

Hey, get outta the way.

- Get in here.

- What do you think you're doing?

- [Vet] You can get outta the the car.

- [Joey] Get outta the way.

(engine revs)

- [Vet] Get outta the car.

- [Joey] I said get back.

(car banging)

(tense music)

(vet groans)

- (sighs) Rest easy, Lieutenant Dan.

Damn shame about Lieutenant Dan.

- Do you know his real name?

- I believe he was a Stinchcomb.

Lady said it was an older red sporty car.

- Would you take care of that please?

- Yeah.

- [Rainy] Folks, would you please

get back behind the gas pumps?

(hubcap clangs)

- Yay!

- What the? Go get that!

Come on.

(unsettling music)

Come on.

(pensive music)

- [Poole] Okay.

- Okay, we have everything.

Can you see if you can locate a relative?

- Yeah, I think that.

- Well, where's the hubcap?

- I, I, I put it right there.

- Check the dumpster again.

- Look, I put it right on that table.

You know when I was carrying it,

it kind of twitched like a, like a...

- What are you saying, Poole?

It didn't just walk away.

(upbeat music)

I gotta go by JJ's.

Wanna keep me company?

- I um, sure.

Yeah. I'll come along.

- Seriously?

- Yeah.

I'll be right back.

Well, you asked me to write you a speech.

- Dedicated to the

proposition that being cute,

could get a girl through math class.

- You were cute and I remember

helping you with math.

You were here, what, two years?

- Freshman year and

half my sophomore year.

- Your mom passed what, your senior year?

- Week after I graduated.

(gentle music)

- Right? Just pull over.

- I forgot his birthday.

- No, his birthday's next week.

So this is the day that he uh,

well, and it's the day

that he offered me the job 20 years ago.

Come on.

I'll wait here.

- You big chicken.

(Poole chuckles)

- [JJ] Look,

there in the tree line.

How anyone could k*ll such

beautiful creatures is beyond me.

- Well some hunt to put food on the table.

- Montel, would you get

the sheriff something?

Sweet tea?

- Water will be fine.

- So, I would like you to attend

a luncheon with me tomorrow.

- Lester will be there. You know him.

And we have approved funds

to hire a new deputy.

- She wants to hire the Black woman.

- Who?

That Detroit homicide detective.

- She's a grandmother.

- Since when has diversity

been important to Republicans?

- It's got something to do with money.

You can bet on that.

(upbeat music)

- [Larry] Run! Run!

- Goodnight, Rainy.

- Goodnight, Poole

(rock music)

- Somebody die here today?

- Well, we sent him to

the coroner, so I hope so.

Y'all staying outta trouble?

- Yes ma'am.

- Okay.

- Damn, I'd hit that.

- She looks kinda like a man.

- Your mom kinda looks like a man.

- [Larry] A couple years ago

she really looked like a dude.

- What happened?

- That crippled guy got run over.

Hey, listen to this.

(engine revs to life)

This morning it just

made a chunking sound.

Took me four times to get it to crank.

- It's your starter. 80 bucks.

- You'll help me change it?

- Sure. Two bolts.

- Hey, we got a party at

the barn Friday night.

Drop by.

- Sure.

- Why'd you invite the nerd boy?

- Shut up.

Montel knows cars.

- You know they only TeePee the popular girls.

- (laughs) Daddy's still pissed.

- He'll get over it.

Have a good night.

(unsettling music)

(engine revs)

(car horn honks)

(phone vibrates)

What's up, Poole?

- [Poole] Fred Stinchcomb, army vet.

Lost the use of his legs

in the first Iraq w*r.

Friendly fire hit his Bradley.

Used to have long hair.

That's why everyone

called him Lieutenant Dan,

you know like from Forest Gump?

- Look, stay on the outside.

- I promise.

Alright.

(upbeat music)

- Don't, don't you wanna

talk or, or something first?

- You know how pretty you look?

You're running outside of your dreams

The vivid image lies beneath

- Jake!

You promised.

- I promise I won't do it again.

I promise.

- Okay.

- You do look pretty.

Come here.

Your unplugged mind is on stage three

- [Rainy] Damn it, Lawson.

- Jake, no!

I said no!

(hubcap clangs)

(girl screams)

Marching to the right side of the sun

(girl whimpers)

- Help.

- EMTs picked him up, but the

young man's cut up pretty bad.

(bright music)

- The deputy suggested the hubcap?

- He said "Could it be a hubcap?"

- You didn't see anyone?

- I was scared.

You know what Jake was trying to-

- But you weren't ready to-

- Yeah, right.

I told him to stop.

That's when the hubcap attacked.

Like, like it was trying to protect me.

- I'm gonna give you

something to protect you.

Gladys, do you have copies of the resumes

you sent to Jacky?

- Oh yeah. In the Jacky folder.

- What is this one doing in the folder?

- Oh, you told me to put all

the qualified candidates in-

- I said she was overqualified.

- She's qualified.

I put it there. That's

where I thought you wanted.

- If you're confused

about what I want or mean,

ask me a question.

- Excuse me.

- Want me to talk to the quarterback?

Jock to jock.

- I got this.

Chapman, try standing closer to the razor.

- Maybe Black or Mexican.

It was dark.

- And he attacked you with?

- I was trying to protect Sarah.

- Doctor, do you have a report?

- Yeah. Right here.

Pretty severe cut on his right hand.

And possible nerve damage.

- Is that your passing hand, Jake?

- Yes ma'am.

(upbeat music)

- Well, did she say anything

about it being a hubcap

before you asked her?

- She said it was silver.

- Silver sword, silver tire tool?

- I mighta said it.

It was on that table

and then it disappeared.

Where did it go?

- They were on sale two for one.

You really think it was the hubcap?

- Look, it pulsed in my hand.

Like, like...

Alright, so now we have a

200 pound brown assailant.

That make you happy?

- Chapman, run a DMV check and get a list

of all older model red sporty

cars registered in the county.

- What if it ain't in this county?

- Well, we'll start here

and then work our way out.

Poole, if you were missing a

hubcap, where would you go?

- The Hubcap Store in Pickens.

- Check it out, Poole,

there's a possessed tire.

(trailer clattering)

Looking for your hubcap?

(Rainy snickers)

(happy music)

- [Coach] If

there's nerve damage there,

then that there is a worry.

- [Interviewer] Any idea who attacked him?

- [Coach] Hey, you'd

have to ask the police that.

- [Interviewer] Well

they say it was a hubcap.

- [Coach] Yeah, that

girl sheriff is investigating.

- [Interviewer] Yeah,

that's Sheriff Lawson.

Jake Kinnard, folks,

is attacked by a hubcap

and the cowboys' season is in jeopardy.

Let's hope Sheriff Lawson's out there

looking for the attacker.

We had her on our morning

show and she's a real looker.

- [Coach] She's

a real pack of crackers.

[Interviewer] Pack of-

(Poole laughs)

- Stupid.

(upbeat music)

All right

(knocking at door)

- You ever get anybody in here

looking to buy one hubcap?

- Yeah.

We sell hubcaps.

- How about looking to buy a hubcap

for an older red sporty car?

- Frankie, we got anybody in here

looking for a hubcap for a red sports car?

- We had that LeMans yesterday.

- That's a white Pontiac.

What other kind of car are you looking for

besides a red one?

- Older, sporty.

- Here's my card.

Gimme a call if someone

does come asking for one.

- Sure.

Hey there, Sheriff.

Got your cowboy right here.

You like rodeos?

- [Poole] So, I'm taking you to the rodeo?

- Girls learn early how to turn down boys.

- How to lie, you mean.

- He's a voter!

(unsettling music)

- You know what puzzles

me about this case?

Why that girl would not give

it up to the quarterback.

- Stop that.

Sarah's sweet.

- But he's the quarterback

for Gosh sakes.

That used to count for something.

Barbecue for lunch?

- Oh no, I have a luncheon with JJ.

- 290 Jobs.

- It means $20 million for Gibson County.

The prison's going on land you own?

- Several of us own the land.

Lester, how much do you have?

- 17 Acres. Give or take.

- What are you asking of me?

- Nothing.

We just don't want you to oppose it.

- Your daddy wanted to have

the only jail in this county.

- No, I think he was just

against for-profit prisons.

- Your daddy was the

last of a dying breed.

Trump took 73% of this county.

You're smart.

You could be the next Republican sheriff

- I think I did okay

running as a Democrat.

- Sweetheart, you had

sympathy on your side.

This county is red.

Wouldn't it be nice to run

without any opposition?

- What's the catch?

- No catch, but-

- Your daddy had a reputation

for being soft on drug users.

"Some people call them criminals.

I call them constituents."

- Sounds like Daddy.

- We have a real problem now.

It's not moonshine, it's meth.

We even have heroin in our county.

- The prison folks just want-

- A law enforcement friendly county.

- What's your background?

- I was a derivatives trader

until the bottom fell out eight years ago.

And I thought, prisons!

- A real growth industry.

- Exactly.

- We also need an

integrated law enforcement.

No Fergusons.

- So you want me to up the drug arrests

using Black deputies?

- It would also be helpful if you

actually wore a g*n.

We're rather big on the

Second Amendment here.

- Daddy never wore a g*n.

- Your daddy wanted us to be Mayberry.

Gibson County is growing.

Let's grow together.

(upbeat music)

(engine rumbles in the distance)

(upbeat music)

(tires squeal)

- sh*t!

(car thuds)

[Rainy] f*ck that.

(pensive music)

- You're lucky.

I pulled your daddy's

truck out two years ago.

- Seat belts save lives.

- Damn right they do.

(hubcap clangs)

- Rookie mistake.

Not gonna catch no

motorcycles on the mountain.

- Aren't you supposed

to be doing something?

How many red sports cars

do you have on the list?

- 27. Before 1990.

- You and Poole ought to be able

to knock those out in two days.

Rodeo?

- You said I was taking you.

- I want you two riding together today.

- Oh fun.

- I'm thrilled.

- We should've hired Othello Ellis.

Remember that crazy SOB?

He's policing in Habersham now.

Part of that whole sh*t

blowing up the kid.

- No knock warrant. That sucked.

- The insurance companies

just try to get the patients

discharged as quickly as possible.

- Yeah, the VA hospital's the same way.

- Were you Army?

- Yeah, Iraq. Two tours.

- [Doctor] Nice.

Larry, you know those are

wheel covers, not hubcaps.

(playful music)

- I told you!

- Shut up.

(unsettling tones)

- I'll take this one.

You get the next one.

- Well, some of the bruises

are consistent with blunt trauma.

Some of the lacerations are consistent

with a sharper object.

But I'd have to see the weapon

to draw any firm conclusions.

- People are making fun of me.

- You gonna be ready when

the season opens, Jake?

- I've got feeling back in all my fingers.

- Well, that's a good sign, right Doc?

- It's a great sign.

Boxing?

- First rule of fight club.

(upbeat music)

Randy, Randy, I love you

Oh, I love you at the

same time I hate you

Oh, I need you and what can I do

When you hurt me

You come around, I can take it

When you're here,

don't have to fake it

- Oh sh*t.

I'm in your spell, I'm stark naked

c*m as fast as you can

- Your old man home?

I need my handyman

- No.

Hey

(metal scraping)

Randy, Randy, you're too hard

Late at night I k*ll the light

- What took you so long?

- I thought I came pretty quick.

That's it.

(twangy country music)

- No it ain't.

This here's a '66.

It's got a 14 inch rim.

Yours is '65, 13 inch rim.

I ain't got that.

(metal clangs)

- Well can you get it for me?

- Maybe.

You like rodeos?

- Maybe

(upbeat music)

- [Frankie] '65 Ford Mustang hubcap.

- You too damn dumb to

get a license tag number.

- I got something even better.

(knocking at door)

- Hi ma'am.

We're checking vehicle registrations

and there's a red Firebird

registered to this address.

- We're separated.

- Nice ride.

How fast does your daddy let you go?

- He's on the moon.

He's a astronaut.

- I have no idea where he's at.

- No idea?

- Maybe Colorado.

That's where his girlfriend's at.

- Can you do me a favor?

We're looking for a hubcap.

So you see one, you let me know, okay?

- What's a hubcap?

- It's a shiny thing.

Kinda like a big plate.

- I saw a shiny thing.

- You did?

You saw a shiny thing?

- It was rolling.

- [Poole] It was?

Where was it rolling at?

- That way.

- It went that way?

- [Radio] We got the lead from

Hubcap Store in Pickens.

- Lieutenant Dan reincarnated himself

and came back as a hubcap.

- An inanimate object

is spirit possession.

Reincarnation is when you come back

as a, as another living

thing, like an eagle.

Now that's how I'd like to come back.

- You could see through girls windows.

- That's what you would do.

Come back at some peeping

Tom owl or something.

- I'd come back as a Bonobo.

- Bo no what?

- Bonobo. It's an ape.

They just lie around

having sex all day long.

- Right.

- Seriously.

A female bonobo has a man's sex drive.

They'll screw anything.

- Bonobo.

- Bonobo.

(twangy, upbeat music)

- The last time you borrowed it,

you didn't put gas in it.

Well you said you would.

- [Chapman] You got a

girl looking for a hubcap?

- Yep.

- You know the color of the car?

- Nope.

- [Poole] You get her license number?

- Frankie got her phone number.

- Let's call her up and ask

her the color of the car then.

- And why would I do that?

- What's your name?

Frankie?

- I did ask her to the rodeo.

- Can you, I got another call, hold on.

Hello?

- Hey uh, can't wait for the rodeo.

- Who is this?

- Frankie.

From the store, the Hubcap Store.

- Um, I'm on the other line, so-

- Okay. Right.

Wha, what was the color of that, that car

with the missing hubcap?

- It's uh, it's white.

Why?

- White?

I had a real nice policeman

come in here earlier

asking about a red car

with a missing hubcap.

- Well, this one's white.

Can you call me back?

- Oh, just a sec.

Bull riding, it uh, gets me all worked up.

Real passionate and sh*t.

Does that scare ya?

- No. (laughs)

- Good, good. I like that.

- How worked up do you get?

- Hey, uh hon. I'll call you back.

I greased up those skids

real nice for you, Frankie.

All yours.

- Well, I'm not a idiot.

I told him your car was white.

Yeah.

(unsettling music)

(g*nf*re sounds)

- [Radio] - Charlie one five

Charlie one five. To Charlie 1-6.

We have an expl*si*n,

multiple casualties. Over.

- No!

- No!

Where'd you sleep at last night?

- Baby!

- Stay out. You ain't coming in here.

- The f*ck I ain't.

- You stayed out all night.

You can stay out all day too.

- That's my damn trailer.

- That's your damn truck.

You could stay in it until

you decide you wanna come home

and stay with me.

- Baby.

- Stay out.

- Get the f*ck out my way.

Jesus.

(man grunts)

Get off me.

Jesus.

(hubcap slices)

(body thuds)

- It was a hubcap.

(upbeat music)

Wait a day

- Hey. Come on in.

Might as well stay awhile

Here with me

Where the breeze blows

- What's going on?

- Nothing.

Just say now

Time grows shorter

Then we dream

Awake, I scream out loud

Leading, leads us home

Keeps around my soul

Should a quiet spell

Could I fall to tell

Face this face to face

'Neath a quiet place

Hold me tighter still

Tighter still

- The police are looking for you.

You're done.

It's over.

You do not need to get

your f*cking bowling ball.

- How do you know Tommy Douglas?

- We played football together.

He's got a few priors on his

record for some small sh*t.

Pretty much a downhill

skid since high school.

I know his sister real well.

- Oh, spare me the details.

- I'd like to know your details.

- We have nothing in common.

We got Fallujah in common.

You're hot, I'm hot.

And we're both single.

- You work for me!

- That's kind of a turn on.

- And it just waved and I waved back.

But I didn't mean for

it to k*ll my husband.

I loved him.

- We have a k*ller hubcap on the loose

in Gibson County, Georgia.

(audience laughs)

I can't make this stuff up.

Yeah, I, I know, right?

It's Georgia.

- Helen goes on for three minutes

about the Gibson k*ller hubcap.

I've gotten phone calls from

three Atlanta news stations.

- Well, she's been hospitalized six times

as a domestic violence victim.

- Okay, so she k*lled her husband.

Sweetie, we've got a PR problem.

I wanna get ahead of the story, alright?

Let's call a press conference.

- Well it seems like a great

place to raise grandchildren.

- [Rainy] And we have

a pretty tight budget

with tax revenues down.

- I'll most likely take any offer.

- It's a very small force-

- Is this the lady we're hiring?

- Gladys, the offer go out?

I called her. She accepted.

- Hot damn. We gotta be all

politically correct now?

Are we hiring a w*tback too?

- Cut the racial slurs, Chapman.

I'd like you to work tonight.

(upbeat music)

Stay still

(tire squealing)

- [Driver] sh*t!

- [Passenger] Watch the f*cking road.

- Check it out.

And I'm gonna promise you

That you won't feel a thing

It's all in your head

At least that's what she said

Stay still she said

- Hey Tommy.

- Hey Charles.

- Been drinking?

- Couple of beers.

- Sheriff asked for me to pull you over.

You know why?

- I ain't seen her in hell, 15 years.

I took her to the prom.

- You took her to prom?

- Senior year.

She was a freshman.

- You popped that cherry.

- Nah, nothing like that.

- You got something. I know you did.

- Nothing. I didn't even kiss her.

- No kiss?

- No kiss.

- Maybe that's why she's

got a hard on for you then.

Well, I'm just gonna write you up a ticket

for having no seatbelt so she

knows I've been doing my job.

- You could.

But then you'd miss that car

with the bad tail light.

(upbeat music)

(Larry and passenger laugh)

It's so damn easy for you to say

- Oh f*ck.

Cop Larry, cop!

(siren wails)

Boss can you hold it on too tight

- [Chapman] License and registration.

- Yes sir.

- [Passenger] Larry, the trunk.

Larry, stay in the car.

- Shut up.

- [Passenger] Don't open the trunk.

Dumb a*s.

- Did I tell you to get out the vehicle?

- Officer, I just wanted to tell you.

I, I know that I have a tail light out.

You've been knowingly

operating an unsafe vehicle?

- I was just trying to help.

- You want to help?

Open up that trunk then.

(dramatic music)

- [Passenger] Don't open the f*cking,

he's opening the f*cking trunk.

- You kids stealing hubcaps?

- No, sir.

We're (chuckles) collecting them.

It's a football thing.

You know the story about the k*ll-

- I know the story.

- You let him take the beer?

- Shut the f*ck up.

He didn't take your weed!

(upbeat music)

- Do you believe Jesus is God?

- Yeah.

- Well, he wasn't.

Not before the Council of Nicea.

We should lose our virginity together.

Tonight.

- You don't believe God.

- I don't believe in the flying hubcaps.

- I saw the hubcap.

- I've got protection.

- So do I.

Just how to be free

(engine rumbling drowns out lyrics)

- [Driver] What's up, f*ck?

- Where's the beer, Croff?

- Cops lifted two cases, but

they didn't get Croff's weed.

- [Croff] f*cking cops suck.

- Croff, go get your weed.

- People will smoke it all.

- Don't be a b*tch, Crawford.

(party goers exclaim)

- How about a little sugar?

- How about a little weed?

- Feel this?

- You're not exactly my type.

- So, I'm not your type.

But you'll smoke my weed?

- That's exactly right.

- [Croff] I know what you want.

- Whoa. f*ck you!

Keep your f*cking pot!

- Stop.

- [Girl] f*ck you. Get off me.

- [Croff] Don't be a b*tch.

- f*cking c*ck sucker!

- Teasing a*s b*tch!

(unsettling music)

(metal clangs)

(Crawford yells out)

- [Party Girl] You seriously

need to go to the hospital.

- [Party Girl] You need

to get it looked at.

- Your nose is f*cked!

- It was the hubcap.

(party goers mocking Crawford)

- Have a toke, dude.

- [Woman] It's Lieutenant

Dan's spirit seeking revenge.

- Really?

(unsettling music)

(hubcap clattering)

- This is Bev Tyler.

- Hey.

- We just had

a homicide, detective.

- I heard.

k*ller hubcap on the loose,

searching for vengeance,

attacks local football

hero then kills a man!

Ugh, community in terror.

- How'd you get that story?

- (chuckles) I have my sources.

(phone rings)

- Reminder, rodeo's tonight.

- Rodeo?

- Yeah.

Entertainment's pretty

limited in Gibson County.

- Well, it sounds like fun to me.

- Found out why sheriff's got

a hard on for Tommy Douglas.

- Yeah?

- He popped her cherry.

- Right.

-He took her to prom. She was a freshman.

- I bet.

- This is the hospital.

They've got a boy down there

that's been attacked by a hubcap.

(metal banging)

(metal bangs)

- He hit his face on the trunk latch

and that could account for all the damage.

- But the hubcap attacked

him and caused him to fall?

- Right? Yeah, that's the story.

But just like our quarterback,

he's starting to back off a bit.

Please.

(playful music)

- So, tell me what happened.

Little alcohol involved?

- Not much.

Your deputy took all of our beer.

- Who took your beer?

- Chapman.

- Can we see Mike?

- We call him Crawford, Croff.

- He's a little out of it.

We just gave him a sedative.

- Alright, I'd like to

hear a little bit more

about the beer that was taken.

- It was the hubcap, wasn't it?

- It was, it was the hubcap.

(upbeat music)

Well I woke up this

morning, whatdya think I saw

Saw my baby, she's walking

out of my back door

Say come back in here baby,

tell me where have you been

Said I been around messing

around with all your friends

So I packed my bag and I

walked on down the road

Turn around, I ain't

turnin' 'round no more

Down the road, ain't comin' back again

- [Announcer] Gentlemen here tonight,

I've got a question for you.

Are you proud of your hometown heroes?

Are you proud of the men and women

that serve this great country?

(upbeat music)

Oh, it is time.

- Just enjoy yourself.

- [Announcer] Saturday Night live

as we get ready to kick things off.

If that bronc runs around here.

Uh oh. It's all right.

It's all right.

That's just what a horse looks

like when he is laying down.

- What time does the bull riding start?

- Um, it's what, about 30 minutes.

- [Announcer] The winningest

cowboy this season

(upbeat muffled music)

- [Clown] We're back home in Georgia.

Home of the Bulldogs

- I gotta go pee pee.

- Say, we have to use the restroom.

- Okay.

- I'll take him.

- We're close enough, Jeff,

[Clown] I feel the need to ask

if we have any techies.

Any tech fans in the house?

(crowd cheering)

Nerds.

(laughs) Thumbs up.

Hey dude, I'm gonna tell you what, dude,

I'm gonna tell you

something about the parade.

- Same shirt.

Sam's Western Wear?

- Walmart, $8. (laughs)

(bluesy country music)

So I packed my things and

I'm go on down the road

Keep on walkin' and I

ain't turnin' 'round no more

See you later, never come again

(music slows)

(upbeat music)

Drink all night and raise some hell

Pick up all the women in town

And I been around the block

- You wanna join Monica

and me at church on Sunday?

- [Rainy] What's the sermon?

- The sermon is you can't get reelected

by being both a Democrat

and not attending church.

I'm gonna rope you like this

See those cowboys?

They're checking you out over there.

- [Poole] Well here's my dance partner.

Get your zipper off the tracks

Come on and give me a kiss

- Cheers.

I'll even take off my hat

Girl, I can't wait to

cross your welcome mat

Show me how you rope

Now, saddle on up to your partner

Hip to hip

Step left, step right

Gimme a spin

Dip right, now dip right

Gimme three hand claps

(dancers clapping)

There you go

'Cause we can take it fast

or we can take it slow

Girl, when it comes to these hands

I know where they go

- Old boyfriend?

- Right...

I'm gonna rope you like that

I'm gonna pull you real

close and do a two-step

Get your zipper off the tracks

Come on and give me a kiss

(woman gasps)

- What was that?

- I'll even take off my hat

- Go check...

Cross your welcome mat

Girl I can't wait to

cross your welcome mat

- You are so sexy.

Whoa

She swore she'd never kiss him

- Hey, you two-step?

But he just wasn't her type

But her heart was achin'

And he felt just right

She'd have been forsaken

By the cheatin' kind

The kind she be forgettin'

With him by her side

And blue eyes never lie

Beneath the moonlit sky

So tonight he's gonna be by her side

- Cowboys are just

testosterone buckets in chaps.

- Like that's a bad thing?

- This was fun. Thanks for inviting me.

- So good to see you.

- You too.

Bye!

- I didn't say you could do that yet.

- Hey, hey, hey.

Don't be in such a hurry.

- Thanks for the dance.

- Whoa, you're a hot number.

- You have my arm.

And you got some g*ns too, little woman.

- Take your hand off my arm.

- Hey, I just, I just wanna talk.

- If you don't take your hand

off my arm in three seconds,

I will arrest you.

Three, two.

(upbeat music)

(both panting)

- Are you gonna disappoint me?

- Probably.

(woman chuckles)

- [Gladys] I created

you a log-on in Windows.

- I have to share a computer?

- Yeah, with the deputies.

Unless you wanna buy your own.

Sheriff will be in soon.

You want some cake?

- She's been making that

cake for over 20 years.

- Let me guess, she lives

at the top of a mountain.

- Yep.

- (laughs) What a power play.

Everyone has to climb the mountain

and bow before the county queen.

- She's not all bad.

(gentle music)

- Wow.

Hi.

- [Rainy] Beverly, this is Jacky James,

Chairman of the County Commission.

Beverly, I am so pleased to meet you.

- I'm just Bev, please.

- Oh, ditto here.

- I'm just JJ.

Especially if I'm being

talked about behind my back.

- Well, I will try to remember that

when talking behind your back, JJ.

- (laughs) I like this lady.

We're expecting big things out of you.

- Your hair is absolutely exquisite.

- Why thank you.

- You know, there's a law here

against black people

living above 3000 feet.

- [Bev] Enjoy the view while you can.

- Sheriff Lawson, Gibson County

is the smallest county in Georgia.

- Oh no.

Actually we are the second smallest.

There's a smaller one

down in South Georgia.

And by the time the next

census rolls around,

I believe we will not even

be in the bottom five.

We just continue to grow

as more people find out

what a beautiful secret we have

up here in the North Georgia Mountains.

- Hmm.

Sheriff Lawson, would you address

the reports of a k*ller hubcap?

- Yeah. I can't comment on that right now.

It's actually an ongoing investigation.

- I understand that someone.

actually picked up the story on Tumblr

and made a cartoon about it.

- Did you see it?

- I did.

It was pretty funny.

- Over 4 million views.

- {Chapman] That's bullshit.

- Well, it's understandable

that some people like to make fun

of us mountain folk.

- [Poole] I wanted to see that.

- Black people on display.

- Say what?

- Me and the DEA agent,

just Black folks on display

standing there shifting and smiling.

- Don't complain.

It's the reason you have a job.

- Really?

So my 20 years in homicide

didn't get me the job?

- I shouldn't say anything.

- But you did. So go on.

- Can we do this later?

- Sure. You're the boss.

- I thought you were very

poised, very professional.

- Yeah, well Bev thinks

I should've worn my g*n.

- Yeah. But you didn't ask me.

- What is it, Chapman?

- Nothing.

- I'm asking your opinion.

- Damn Rainy, she made you her b*tch.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- Can't let her steal

the spotlight like that.

- [Poole] It's just not necessary.

- You gotta stand up for yourself.

- That's harsh. She's just.

- No, Chapman's right.

JJ's a slick talker.

- [Bev] Mm-hmm.

- Hey, I want those two cases

of beer turned into impound.

Yeah, don't look at me

like you don't know

what I'm talking about.

(Poole chuckles)

- Gibson is the only county in my district

with zero cooperative drug busts.

- Gibson County is poised to make history.

Whether it's Jackey James,

current Chairperson of

the County Commission,

or the daughter of

deceased Sheriff Lawson.

Gibson County will have

Georgia's first female sheriff.

- Your daddy ticketed my

agent for crossing the gore.

- Well we do like folks to drive safe.

While it's true, I haven't

held elected office,

I have entered buildings with

bad guys intending to k*ll me.

Some folks may find that a

more important qualification.

- You're only 30 years old.

Any desire to start a family?

- Right now I'm trying to win an election

and I'm seeking support

from my constituents

especially those Gibson County cowboys.

- Rainy Lawson, waiting

for the right cowboy

to come along.

(Bev chuckles)

- I look forward to

working with you, Sheriff.

- You like chocolate cake?

- No ma'am.

- Poole said you had a date

with a cowboy on Saturday.

- Poole, remind me to discuss

the importance of discretion

at your next work review.

- I never know what to say.

- So, um, this thing with Tommy Douglas.

You know Chapman played

ball with him, right?

- So?

- Maybe I should just forget about it.

- What did Chapman say?

- Tommy claims to have taken

your virginity in high school.

- Well, that's not true.

- I didn't think so.

- So Tommy Douglas said that?

- Agent Morris?

Say I do have something,

how fast does your team move?

- I can move in 24 hours.

- Can we make it tomorrow morning?

- You know, you know what?

It is none of your damn business

who I might go to the rodeo

with in the first place.

We're not together.

No, no I...

Oh... no I did not f*ck him.

Don't you. You better not.

You don't, don't. f*ck you!

You're the b*tch.

f*ck.

(upbeat music)

You know what?

You come right on by.

I got a g*n too, b*tch.

(g*n discharges)

(suspenseful music)

- Put that out.

- Yeah, well I don't like

the cowboy crap either.

But you got a role to play.

- Yeah, well this is so unnecessary.

- Don't gimme that Mayberry bull.

Just do what the man do.

- Hold on.

- [Rainy] Tommy Douglas?

- Sheriff.

- [Rainy] You probably don't remember me.

- Watermelon hair.

I remember that smell.

I voted for ya.

- Well, I appreciate that.

Can you come down the steps for a second?

So what do you know about that

shed back behind your house.

- What shed?

- You go back in the woods a ways.

There's an old shed.

- Nah, that ain't on my property.

My property ends right at the fence.

- Glad to hear it.

So who does own that property?

- That'll be Dan Pendley.

You gotta go way around three mile road.

- He says his property ends at the fence.

- [Bev] The plot says

it goes back 300 feet.

- Deputy says your property

goes back there a ways.

- (scoffs) Does it?

Hey Christine!

We own some of the woods back there!

- We have a warrant.

What will we find, Tommy?

(pensive music)

You have the right to remain silent.

You know your rights.

(buckets and hubcap clattering)

(g*nf*re pops)

(Rainy moans)

-Cease Fire! Cease Fire!

- [Officer] Get off it. Get the f*ck back.

- It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

- In the books it's a felony.

You got your second for

possession with intent to sell.

- I had no idea what was in that car.

- Georgia's three strikes

and you're out state.

You're facing 25 years,

minimum 80% served.

You'll be 55 before you see daylight.

Your little girl'll be grown and married.

- I don't have anything.

Okay, listen, listen.

What was in that shed?

- Pot, mushrooms.

- Look, my little girl, she has seizures.

What if someone was uh,

someone was trying to help her?

Misdemeanor maybe?

- You gotta gimme something.

(Tommy sighs)

- Alright, you know that

woman across the street

said her husband was m*rder*d by a hubcap?

- You know the k*ller?

- I seen the hubcap.

In the woods.

I think it's still hanging around in there.

- When you get your AARP card in prison.

Remember I tried to help.

- Okay.

well you have a broken rib

and that's gonna need some stitches.

But you'll be okay.

That a military wound?

- Iraq.

- I have a colleague in Atlanta

does wonders with reconstructive surgery.

- On a sheriff's salary, I'll

be living with the scars.

- Mind if I take a picture

of it, send it to her?

She owes me a favor.

- Knock yourself out.

- Thanks.

- My daughter fell for that trick

and her boobs are all over the internet.

- He's a doctor.

- Right. He played with

'em for five minutes.

- Okay, have you ever had a breast exam?

- Asking you all about the hubcap attacks?

(laughs) I know when a man

has got it for a woman.

- Are you cynical about everything?

- I am a realist.

I mean, for a white

girl, you're very pretty.

- For a white girl?

Well, the most beautiful

women are women of color.

- Bullshit.

Jennifer Lawrence.

- Please.

Halle Berry.

- (scoffs) Taylor Swift.

- Beyonce.

- Okay, now you sound like Kanye.

Um, Sophia Loren.

- Bingo. Make my point for me.

Women of color.

- But she's white.

No, you're white. She's Italian.

The Moors invaded Italy.

Any Black genes in the

pool, woman of color.

I didn't make the rules. (laughs)

- That's ridiculous.

20 years for pot?

It's his third strike?

Yeah, it's just my rib,

Poole, I'll be fine.

- Sheriff Lawson wrecked,

what happened to the car?

- It's at the body shop.

You know Sheriff was lucky.

Not like her daddy.

- Rainy wrecked her car?

- Mm-hmm.

- I was talking about two years ago,

the other Sheriff Lawson.

- Oh, he wrecked a truck.

- Well, what happened to the truck?

- [Gladys] You wanna see the report?

- That'd be great.

(upbeat music)

(woman moans)

(hubcap clattering)

- Oh, I'm close.

(woman moans)

- What the f*ck?

- What?

- You have a hole

in your roof.

- Just keep going.

Just keep going.

(women vocalizing)

(both exclaiming)

f*ck!

- We're going to my place.

Get your stuff.

- sh*t.

(slow guitar twanging)

(glass cracks)

Mother f*ck!

Are you?

f*ck me. f*ck me.

When we were young and beautiful

Left our troubles far behind

- When I get shot, I

usually take a week off.

Just so you know.

Speaking of shots, was

your daddy a big drinker?

- My dad?

- I was just wondering what

made him run off the road.

- Look, Bev, let's get one thing clear.

You work for me, not JJ.

If JJ wants you to

look into Daddy's drinking-

- No, no, no. It's not like that.

- Do you know why you're here?

- Because you can't drive!

- I can drive.

Come on. I can drive.

- Why am I here?

- Forget it.

- I, I wanna understand. Why was I hired?

- There has never been a

Black cop in Gibson County.

Not ever.

- So you're saying I'm a token?

- No, I'm saying you're here

to make it easier for JJ

to defeat me if I don't do what

she wants and toe the line.

Because then I'm the sheriff

that hired a Black cop.

- Seriously.

- This is the whitest county in Georgia.

Just FYI.

- By the way, that red

sporty car, it's a pony car.

I showed her several pictures

and she's pretty sure it's a Mustang.

- That's good work, detective.

- It's what I do.

- If you didn't witness the crime,

it'll be hard to arrest him.

My suggestion is that you

get a restraining order.

Then if you ever see him on the

property, we can arrest him.

- Okay.

- Now you have to do that at the station.

I can take you.

(playful music)

It's a, a part of the training.

Random search for compliance.

Yeah, it's a Homeland Security regulation.

- Okay.

- But in 20 years,

not one wife has been convicted

of murdering her husband.

- Well we have a county

full of loving wives.

- Perhaps, but statistically

probably two or three got away with it.

- Are you planning on

opening cold case files?

- Oh I love cold case work.

Like your daddy's case.

You never told me that Ms. Jackey James

was running for sheriff against him.

- So?

- Well, what are the odds that

a sheriff running for office

gets k*lled right under

his opponent's house?

- It was ruled in accident.

- By who?

- The coroner, the DA.

- [Bev] Friends of Ms. James.

- JJ's not gonna k*ll

anyone to get elected.

- And you know this how?

- I always wondered about that myself.

- Exactly!

(door squeaks open)

- Got a lady here seeking

a retraining order.

- Alright, have a seat.

It'll just take a few minutes.

- You're the rodeo girl.

- Are you a police officer?

- Little lady, you're

looking at the sheriff

of Gibson County.

- And that's his mom's address.

But that's where he's at.

- That's close.

I'll run by and serve him

so you can sleep tonight.

- You don't look old enough to be sheriff.

- I'm older than I look.

I actually did eight years in the Army.

- So you're like what, 28?

- 32.

- I'm 23.

My daddy taught me how to sh**t.

Maybe I could join the Army.

You married?

- Nope.

- Boyfriend?

- It's been a while since I've

had a uh, romantic partner.

- Yeah, I bet I had

more partners than you.

Oh fathers let's go down

Let's go down

Don't you wanna go down

- This one.

Oh fathers let's go down

Down in the river to pray

As I went down in the river to pray

Studying about that good old way

And who shall wear the robe and crown

Good Lord, show me the way

Oh mothers, let's go down

Let's go down, don't you wanna go down

Oh mothers, let's go down

Down in the river to pray

Down in the river to pray

Down in the river to pray

- [Rainy] Gladys?

- [Earl] This is Earl, Sheriff.

Gladys stepped out.

- Okay, I think I found the car.

766 Old Possum Trail.

I'm gonna need backup.

- [Earl] Roger.

(rock music)

Stay still

(body thuds)

This won't hurt a bit

And I'm gonna promise you

(punch thuds)

That you won't feel a thing

(thudding)

(man yells)

It's all in your head

At least that's what she said

Stay still she said

This won't hurt a bit

- The hubcap.

It's the, the hubcap k*lled him.

- Okay.

- We gotta call it in.

- Well we could do that.

Or maybe I just got here

and you were never here.

Chapman's on his way.

(thoughtful music)

Are you waiting

For someone new

'Cause I can't go on

Me without you

So now I'm pacing

In this square room

My soul is screaming

Hands reaching for you

- Don't die on me, Corporal.

- I'm sorry, Lawson.

(w*r sounds)

(Rainy sobs)

Do I have the will to feel again

Pulling all the strength before I can

When I go from start to finish

Forever just became a minute

And it changes me

- [Sergeant] Lawson, get up.

Let's go, Lawson, you're not hurt.

Lawson, let's go.

It takes control, and these

thoughts take a hold of me

A hold of me, a hold of me

- Hey uh, yeah Chapman told me.

So I wanted to come by and see

if you still had the hubcap.

(laughs)

Hey there, glad to meet you.

One wag, if you can hear me.

Two wags if not.

- The spirit's moved on.

- But do, do hubcaps sleep?

Well, you wanna sleep a while?

Alright, let's see, I got this.

Makes it comfortable here.

Hey, can I use the towel?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

See you deserve a really nice rest.

Okay, so here we go.

This makes him comfortable.

- Are you keeping it prisoner?

- Not me, it's your hubcap.

What else are we gonna do with it?

- [Chapman] Hey boss, you look rough.

- I didn't sleep well.

- [Chapman] A b*llet in

the back'll do that to you.

- You know about this homicide?

- My case.

Bev's trying to steal it.

- I thought you preferred

the cold case files.

- Cold, hot, warm. I like it. (chuckles)

(gasps)

- Found it on the victim's car.

One hubcap was already missing.

- Well, Dr. Adams'll be by after

work to examine the hubcap.

- Why?

- To determine

if the wound is consistent

with the weapon.

Perfect opportunity for

that handsome Dr. Adams

to suggest drinks, dinner, whatever.

- Dinner?

- Yeah.

- She's schemy, boss.

- Okay, well let's plan on Chapman

handling this investigation.

But I'm interested in

your ideas from yesterday

regarding Daddy.

- You want me to look into that?

- Yeah, see what you can dig up.

(door opens)

- [Bev] Junior Shavers?

- Morning ladies.

Under oath I would have

to admit the truth.

- You don't have to admit to nothing.

- My suggestion is to plead this down

so it doesn't go to trial.

- Seriously, you're just

gonna let Tommy Douglas walk?

- It was an ill*gal search.

- JJ isn't gonna like this.

- What are you doing here?

- I was talking to Junior Shavers.

Towed your daddy's car.

Guess what?

He didn't bring it to the police impound

'til to the next day.

You know why?

- Because his wife had dinner ready?

- Yeah, well that's what he said.

Did you know he was JJ's nephew?

- Well, everyone with county

contracts is related.

I'm going home.

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

You have to go to the police station.

Dr. Dreamy's coming by at

5:30 to look at the hubcap.

- Yes.

I mean these sharp tabs here

could account for the lacerations.

My God.

I think you found it.

(doctor exclaims)

(both laugh)

- Yeah, my new deputy's

a little over ambitious.

Actually, well she thought that the hubcap

would be an excuse for you to come down

and ask me out on a date.

(doctor laughs)

- I'm just f*cking with ya.

I think that's a terrific idea.

I'm starved.

Come to dinner with me.

- I can't.

- Seven o'clock. I'll pick you up.

- Eight o'clock we'll meet.

- Okay.

- Don't you need a warrant?

- No ma'am.

Public records.

Please don't make me reference the fact

that I'm working on a

homicide investigation.

- So what if she's looking

through a few invoices?

- They're from two years ago.

- Montel, is your mama home?

(unsettling music)

- Mom wants you to come for dinner.

- Thanks for the invite, but I...

- Well, I find it admirable

that you don't drink.

Really, this is just my

excuse to pick your brain

about the m*rder rash in the county.

(laughs) Yes, that that

is one of my vices too.

- Okay, see you soon.

All right.

- She's a hard woman to say no to.

- Yeah.

(jazzy music)

- To Rainy Lawson, the most

beautiful sheriff in Georgia.

- The only female sheriff in Georgia.

(doctor laughs)

- Rainy. How'd you get that name?

- It's funny.

My mom was in labor for two days straight

and it rained the entire time.

So my dad put Rainy on

the birth certificate.

I was actually supposed

to be an Elizabeth.

- I'm glad you're a Rainy.

My ex is an Elizabeth.

- How many exes are there?

- Just the one.

You?

- Never been married.

- Well, I hope you're

not counting calories.

- Oh, I only count my paycheck.

(JJ laughs)

- Well, I'm sure you're gonna be

a little disappointed there.

We don't exactly pay Detroit wages.

- Yes, but you have mountains.

- Mmmm, This is true. And waterfalls.

Georgia has some beautiful waterfalls.

- Oh, I look forward to seeing them.

- I look forward to showing them to you.

- Well, it's a five mile hike,

but there's a nice pool

at the base to cool off.

- I'd love to go sometime.

- Well bring your swimsuit.

- I'm wearing my swimsuit.

(both laugh)

- Thanks.

- Lester told me he saw you

at the courthouse today.

- Lester?

- Mm-hmm.

- The district attorney.

Les is someone you should know.

- Everybody just calls her JJ.

- She's on the hospital board.

- She's on the board of everything.

- You two aren't friends?

- Well, she ran against me.

I won.

(jazzy music)

- What's wrong?

- You're really beautiful.

This was your deputy's idea, dinner?

You should give her a raise.

- Raises have been approved.

Honestly, we've been

underfunded for years.

So it's high time we

pay competitive wages.

So what caught your interest

at the courthouse?

- I was checking invoices.

- Looking into the recent murders?

- More like a cold case thing.

- Really?

- Sheriff has me checking some old things.

You know her daddy died right

at the base of this mountain.

- It's a day I'll never forget.

- Well, my team was in Fallujah

and we separated the men

from the women and children

and then sh*t happened and

I was facing a grenade.

My corporal shielded me.

But uh, he didn't make it.

- Your corporal?

- My boyfriend.

Fraternizing with

enlisted was a big no-no.

But he won me over with shadow puppets.

Can you do shadow puppets?

(Rainy laughs)

- That's really all I got.

- Adversity is opportunity.

Never forget that.

- Adversity is opportunity?

- What are you really doing here, Bev?

Checking two year old invoices?

- How many drinks did Sheriff

Lawson have that night?

- I mean his blood alcohol was .07.

- It was a Sunday. He may...

Montel, do you remember?

- There was a football game

on and it was his day off.

So he probably had four or five.

- He's a grown man.

- Wanted to have children

and we waited too long.

Infertility.

- So no affairs, no scandal?

- No, in fact, we're still friends.

She's my reconstructive colleague.

- If you're implying

that I intentionally got my opponent drunk

to win an election, you

have seriously misjudged my --

- I didn't say that.

- I would never endanger

someone to win an election.

- I'd really like to kiss you.

- Well then you should've sat next to me.

- Just sitting more strategically.

(Rainy laughs)

(happy music)

- Can I get you more Mer-LOT?

- Um, I believe we're having the Caber-NET.

- It's Caber-NAY.

- Right.

(both laugh)

- He kept the truck overnight,

so I checked invoices.

He charged the county

for towing the truck.

- That is the business he's in.

- Yeah, but he also charged the county

for replacing brake fluid,

service date the next day.

- Okay, so I drained the brake fluid.

Sheriff crashed.

And then I had my nephew

replace the brake fluid?

- It's a theory.

- But he's so stupid, he

invoiced the county for the job?

- (laughs) Apparently.

- (laughs) Oh my goodness.

You have a fun job, detective.

Did Rainy put you up to this?

- Actually it was my idea.

It's just too big of a coincidence

that your opponent dies

right before the election

at the base of your driveway.

- But there is no invoice

for replacing brake fluid.

- Nice one, detective.

- It's in my car.

You wanna see it?

- Why yes.

I would very much like to see it.

- I'll be right back.

- So I referred your case to my ex

and she actually sent a picture

of what you will look like

after reconstructive surgery.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

- (laughs) Oh my gosh.

Birth, birthday present.

- Deputy Tyler?

(g*nsh*t)

Honey, I get scared and lonely

And I need someone

- Don't ever misjudge

what a mother will do

to protect her child.

- [Montel] Dang.

And I need someone to hold me

- Let's open the trunk.

- When you sh**t someone

for the first time,

you don't forget it.

- Treated my share of GSWs at Grady.

Can't exactly say I'm pro-g*n.

- k*lling changes you.

- I believe it.

Just take my hand

We'll find our way through

We won't be afraid

- Your cousin's a f*cking idiot.

Invoicing for stupid brake fluid

- [Montel] Here it is.

- This is a towing invoice.

- There's nothing else in here.

And I need someone to hold me

- I'd like to see you again.

- I'd like to see you again.

Someone like you

I get scared and lonely

And I need someone to hold me

Just like you do

- [Montel] I'm sorry.

I thought he would just get a DUI.

- Come here, come here, come here.

We all make mistakes.

Everyone thinks I'm stronger

Much stronger than I am

I get scared and lonely and

I need someone to hold me

I get scared and lonely and

I need someone to hold me

Just like you do

Just take my hand

We'll find our way through

We won't be afraid

'Cause we got each other

To hold onto

- Do you ever wanna have babies?

Honey I get scared and lonely

And I need someone to hold me

I get scared and lonely and

I need someone to hold me

Someone like you

I get scared and lonely

And I need someone to hold me

Just like you do

(phone vibrates)

- What's up?

Okay.

Honey, can you watch Misty?

- It's your day off, isn't it?

- Do you have a game?

- No. It's just practice. (chuckles)

Come here baby.

You wanna see Daddy hit a home run?

You wanna see Daddy hit a home run?

Yeah.

Yeah, let's go watch Daddy hit a home run.

- [Man On Radio] We're honored

to have Miss Jackey James

with us today to lead us in prayer.

- [Interviewer] 235 yards with three TDs.

Coach Small, you have to be pretty proud.

- [Coach] Well, yes.

That's pretty good game.

- [Interviewer] Red shirt

freshman Jake Kinnard

coming in for the injured quarterback,

leads the Vols to a

close win over Kentucky.

We sure could use Jake back

on the team this year, Coach.

- [Coach] You get a player like

Jake just once in a career.

- [Interviewer] Well, the

Cowboys have a tough game

coming up.

Who is it coming up, Coach?

- Habersham County.

- Habersham County!

I hope y'all come out Friday night.

- It's Bev's car.

My guess is to the bones in the trunk.

Now it's really bad, so prepare yourself.

Okay?

Found this wedged between her teeth.

- Your deputy removed

it from the crime scene

(thoughtful music)

- [Doctor] So much for

our Sunday together.

- I should only be gone

for an hour or two.

- Hmm. An hour or two?

- I, I think I can probably

wait an hour or two.

Maybe not.

(Rainy laughs)

(soft music)

(in French)

- Well, I would wish you

well in the election, Rainy,

but I don't wanna be disingenuous.

My polling has me up by 20 points.

- I should've ran as a Republican.

If your pride can stand it,

I would love for you

to stay on as a deputy.

- I don't think that will be an option.

We pulled a car outta

the lake this morning.

It appears to Bev Tyler's,

with the remains in the trunk.

- How horrid!

Well, it's nice that

that little mystery's getting cleared up.

- We found this wedged

between two back teeth.

- Please. Nothing from the crime scene.

Ugh. Maybe I am too

squeamish to be sheriff.

The reigning theory is that

she put it there herself

as a clue.

- Where are you going with this, Rainy?

- I'm just interested in any thinking

you might have on the subject.

- Well, when I'm elected sheriff,

I assure you all unsolved murders

will be high on my agenda.

- Look, it's shaped like a J.

- (laughs) Okay, I get it.

So I k*lled your detective

to make you look bad

so that I could win the election.

Is that it?

Call a press conference.

- Yeah, joke if you want,

but that's sort of what I'm thinking.

- Good luck, Sheriff.

Bring a charge against me two

weeks prior to the election

and I will bury you in the press.

- I'm thinking Bev found

some incriminating evidence

in my father's death

and made the mistake of

confronting you with it.

- Is that why you're wearing a g*n, Rainy?

To arrest me, bring me

down to the station?

Call it a precaution.

- Montel, the sheriff has to leave.

Will you please walk her to her car?

- I may be returning with a

warrant to check your weapons.

(twangy country music)

- My late husband had over 50 firearms.

We've gotten rid of what,

half since he passed?

I'm sure whatever b*llet you find,

he likely had a g*n of the same caliber.

- [Rainy] I can find the car myself.

- Come back anytime.

I met you long ago

When we were young and didn't know

Left our troubles far behind

Time when only I was sure

We won't be 'round you anymore

I saw you with him all the time

(tires squealing)

(gentle music)

- Hey babe, she's down.

What was that favor you wanted me to do?

- There's a box in the attic.

(rock music)

- Maybe it's an Hispanic hubcap.

You could try speaking Spanish to it.

Donde esta la casa de Pepe.

- The spirit could have moved on.

- Come to bed.

I'll speak Spanish to ya.

Arriba.

(both chuckle)

- You know it could just be asleep

or maybe it just needs the sun to charge.

- What are we gonna name the baby?

We got Misty and Rainy.

I'm really kind of feeling Sunny.

- It's a boy.

- Thought we weren't peeking.

- Just a feeling.

- Mmm.

Buenas noches, El Hubcapo!

Come on.

I had a woman come into the ER yesterday.

Alien tractor beam

dislocated her shoulder.

She wanted to be reassured

that the alien probing

hadn't damaged her internal organs.

She'll be okay.

Text me if it comes to life.

You're welcome for the hair, by the way.

I'm off to work.

- Wow. Nice job.

(unsettling music)

(hubcap clanging)

- Do you know how fast you were going?

- Nuh uh.

- I'm gonna have to ticket you now.

- [Poole] I don't know why

she's behind in the poll's.

- She never found the k*ller.

- Maybe she did.

- But she didn't tell no one?

- Hubcap. Who's she gonna tell?

- Right...

- We need your vote. Lawson-Adams.

- Okay.

- What are we gonna do with the deputies?

- Hmm. Chapman and the ret*rd are fine.

Poole is the one loyal to Rainy.

- He's gotta go.

- Mm-hmm.

(doorbell rings)

(unsettling music)

(JJ screams)

(upbeat music)

Way down in Gibson County

Way down, North Georgia way

Rainy Lawson is the sheriff

And hubcap rolls or so they say

Hubcap loves Rainy, hurt her

and there'll be hell to pay

Born after two days of rain

It only makes sense that

that should be her name

Spilled her blood on foreign soil

Some things you don't forget and leave in w*r

She got a purple heart 'cause

some of that blood

She spilled was her own

She went on home

She became the sheriff

And walked a while

in her daddy's shoes

Tough as nails, big warm heart

She was loved by all she knew

She put service first, ooooh,

Oh, how about you

Rainy wore her service scars

They say time heals all wounds

She found love and will bring new life

To Gibson County soon