Shochiku Films
A Sunrise Japan and Shochiku
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Mankind has achieved warp transportation
and has explored almost every part of the galaxy.
More than 3000 planets have their own government.
Space ships use a rare metal
to fuel their warp engines
and reinforce their hulls.
This material indispensable for
the latest technology was called...
VIZORIUM
Eighteen kilograms of 99.8 percent pure Vizorium.
Roughly 80,000,000 credits worth.
Superb quality!
Once the deal is done, we can have
all the wine and women we want.
I have a problem with wine and women.
Problem?
Yes... If I have too much of either
I get a headache.
Your share is 16,000,000 credits.
What?!
Dealing in Vizorium is far more
dangerous than actually stealing it.
Now hurry up and show me the goods.
Here it is. It's the real thing.
I want at least 20,000,000 credits.
What the hell, deal!
Okay, don't spend it all in one place.
Don't move! I'm the 3WA!
You're under arrest for the theft
and illegal sale of Vizorium.
Now be good boys and don't move.
Yuri, can you hear me? I'm done here.
Yuri?!
Yuri, you don't need to come
because I'm finished here.
Are you listening?
Excuse me, don't think badly of me for this.
Son of a bitch!
Guess I'm late.
Uh, oh?
Uh, oh!
Oh, no!
The sound of red shoes Matenrou no rasenkaidan
Ascending a skyscraper's spiral staircase
Noboru akai kutsu oto
In that 2 a.m. moon dance
Gozen niji no moon dance ni
The outline of the town alighted, suspicious
Ukabu machi ga ayashikatta
Silence
While glamorous nails dig into
Kotae no nai door ni
A door from which comes no response
Hanayaka na tsume o tatenagara
Safari eyes
The sh**t' magic of alert eyes
Sameta hitomi no sh**t' magic
If you fall into a beautiful nightmare
Suteki na akumu ochiteku nara
Go to a desert where candles burn
Candle ga moeru sabaku e
There is no jealousy in the kiss of the stranger
Jealousy no nai kiss of the stranger
Kiss of the stranger
Come on and take a shot
Just give it all you got
Until you reach the top
How come? Why?
Where is the bug in the mutation program?
The most outstanding
characteristic of the mutation
is that it changes from its original character
to a totally different character.
But why does the original character return
after the completion of the mutation program?
Is a reverse mutation possible?
I've spent 1 2,034 hours and 49 minutes
to complete the hardware,
but the bio-soft is such a mess,
it's not even funny.
Professor, stress is not good for you.
We've got a Chateau Filulmanse of Sortelne.
It's a superb Bordeaux 21 38 vintage.
If only I knew at what stage the
reverse mutation factor occurred,
I wouldn't have to trace back to the
beginning to do a simulation.
It's possible to find the cause
within the squared GCD of
the number of mutations and
the number of the factors.
If I can't find the cause using
type E, I'll check with type D.
Then, by programming type F, it goes like this...
Professor? The Sortelne 21 38...
Professor Wattsman?!
This is the second time!
Why were only Uldas' experimental
plants att*cked? I want an explanation!
That's a false accusation.
First of all, Edia didn't even know
Uldas had these experimental plants.
Uldas seem to have taken out a patent on secrecy!
Are you claiming Edia has nothing
to do with this case?
I'm not claiming anything. It's the truth!
We simply follow capitalistic principles
by exporting raw Vizorium.
Capitalistic principles?
We export it as raw material,
and importing countries refine
it to suit their own needs.
This is the most cost effective way of doing it.
There's no need to invest a lot of
money in building experimental plants.
Investing money in experimental
plants is not a waste.
Exporting refined Vizorium is based on
the decision of Uldas' high council
and the wishes of the people.
We pride ourselves on selling to the entire galaxy.
It's nothing like Edia's money-grabbing policy.
Why don't you take that old
propaganda and stick it up your ass?
Anyway, we have nothing to do with the people,
experimental plants, or the pride of Uldas.
I'm really tired after four days on night shift.
I just want to go home, take a shower,
get a glass of bourbon and go to bed.
Stick it up my what?!
What?
-Chief Manager, you have an
appointment waiting for you.
-What?
Is that right? Excuse me.
Oh, and send my best regards to your proud people.
Don't run away from me!
It was Edia's plan to destroy the
experimental plants, admit it!
Hey wait! Bastard!
You probably already know this.
The planet Agerna is getting a lot of attention,
as it's a virtual treasure house of Vizorium.
Edia was the first to set its
sights on this planet
due to its high concentration
of Vizorium-rich crystals.
Later, the Republic of Uldas, which is
where the accident happened this time,
also staked a claim and started terra-forming.
Edia has private enterprise and
Uldas has state enterprise.
However, they have both
invested about the same amount
of money and effort on this.
This is a town of Edia, population 70,000.
Most of them are businessmen in the
private sector and development staff.
This is a town of the Republic of
Uldas, population 80,000.
All of them are government employees,
engineers and bureaucrats.
Where are the experimental plants in
Uldas where the accidents occurred?
They are here and here, two places.
That's all we know.
That's it?
Unfortunately Uldas doesn't have a
publicly accessible information system.
We were not able to discover anything more.
Also, laws prevent private citizens from
even entering the Uldas area.
That means you haven't found out anything.
What?
So, that's how it is.
It's annoying that we need to ask the 3WA
to figure out the cause of
Uldas' silly little accidents.
But if this becomes an economic dispute,
things will really take a turn for the worse.
Please take care of this for us.
Just one?
No, that was earlier.
This time there were three.
Three, I tell you! More of them!
Where are the monsters?
I don't know.
It took a long time to get rid of them.
They left a huge mess.
They must have been in a really bad mood.
It was Edia!
They destroyed our five-year plan.
How do you know it was Edia?
Yeah, tell us! Then I can go home and play.
First, the experimental mining site was att*cked.
Then, this site was att*cked.
The monsters were after Vizorium in both cases.
Vizorium?
If they were just wild creatures,
there's no way they would go after rare metals.
That's why I can't think of anyone other than Edia.
What kind of tests are you doing here?
I can't tell you that.
If you're spies sent by Edia...
Spies! Hey, are you saying you can't trust 3WA!?
Okay, okay...
No it's not okay. Our duty is to
figure out the cause of all this,
and get rid of the source of trouble.
I don't care whether it was Edia or Uldas.
I see, I'm sorry.
Forgive me.
Okay, then. What kind of tests were you doing?
At the experimental Vizorium mining plant,
we naturally had newly developed
refining technology.
Since it was destroyed by Edia's monsters,
we had no choice but to refine
Vizorium from raw Sadinga ore.
So we were conducting experiments
in order to adapt
our newly developed refining
technology to raw Sadinga ore.
I see. And it was destroyed.
Chairman, now the only surviving
experimental plant is ruined too.
What's going to happen to our five-year plan?
Do something!
What?
Why don't YOU do something!
And I just washed my hair!
It suits you very well! Now drive straight.
Kei, it's just a reflection from a mirror.
I didn't expect to have a bath here.
To be precise, the water might
be used for battery fluid.
I don't care. Anyway, it's great
to have a bath during work.
I wish I had wine.
Do you remember Casa Noir?
Yes, those dirty old men, Jekyll and Hyde.
Yes, the old men got so excited to
see my naked body...
Did they? To see that body?
What do you mean by that?
Because you're getting a little chubby lately.
Shut up, I'm just getting nice and plump.
Oh, I found a beauty spot.
This is the source of my bad luck with men.
No, you're kidding!
Nope, I checked.
How about this one?
How about this one spot?
Oh, it's in a risky spot!
Ouch!
I know that face!
Excuse me...
How long are you going to keep touching me there?!
But if I remove my hands,
I'll see your breasts.
Close your eyes.
Do you know each other?
Do you remember the guy who escaped in the
Vizorium case? That's him.
Oh, that man!
That hurt. It was a good one.
Carson D. Carson, a petty thief who
only goes after rare metals.
I'm not a petty thief.
I'm the best in the business.
But what the heck were you thinking?
Taking a bath?
Do you have a death wish?
What about you? You were peeking.
Do you have a death wish?
You don't get it.
-I see. You're on the job.
-A sample of Vizorium!
No, this is...
Are you the one who att*cked
Uldas' experimental plants?
The experimental plants?
You've got to be kidding.
Anyway, I don't have time for this.
Oh, you'll have plenty of time in jail.
The button at the top. You know that right?
But!
-No buts! Otherwise, no life either.
-But!
Ahh! Just my luck!
I don't know what is going to happen!
I figure it's worth about 1 5,000,000 credits.
Damn!
You can turn around now.
I can't believe you did this to me!
You won't get away with this!
You know? The guys in
Purpletown all dress like that.
They're all transvestites.
Shame on the name of Carson D. Carson.
Can you explain to us why you were
back there in the first place?
Why?
How did you know about the monsters?
Why were you at the experimental
mining site? What are you after?
Did I say something funny?
Did you come totally unprepared?
And you call yourselves pros?
If you want to die, I can help you out.
Take it easy and listen to what I have to say.
First of all, you let me know
that you didn't know anything.
This is not the way professionals do it.
Second, you threatened to k*ll me when there
was no way you could k*ll me.
This is not very professional either.
Why do you think we won't k*ll you?
Because you want to know what I know.
How's that? This is the professional way. Got it?
You're not a pro, either.
First of all, you let us know
that you knew something
very important after just a little communication.
Second, there's so many ways to make you talk.
Here you go!
Stop! m*rder*r! Stop!
Say we're pros.
Now, what do you know?
What the hell are you doing?
Now do you feel like talking?
Professor Wattsman.
Professor Wattsman?
Professor Wattsman?
A professional thief needs to be a
professional information collector.
After that, it's a matter of technique.
So, you mean you're after something
Professor Wattsman has.
No comment on that,
but I have the information you want.
What should we do?
Make a deal with this guy?
You've got to be kidding me!
First of all, do you think he's trustworthy?
You're the ones that aren't trustworthy.
Because of you I had a really hard time
during my undercover investigation.
Okay, we won't interfere with your job.
You don't interfere with ours.
It's give and take. How's that?
We won't interfere with each other's jobs, right?
Once I make a promise, I keep it,
even if it is to a guy I really hate.
A rough woman will have a rough time in love.
Says who?
Carson D. Carson, that's me.
An electrified ion field.
If the charged particles touch you, you're dead.
Now you know.
The professor doesn't want anybody
interrupting his research.
What are you doing with that?
Aren't we supposed to not interfere
with each other's jobs?
Perfect! A work of art! This is a historic moment!
A perfect inorganic transcription
of RNA polymerase.
A perfect bio-soft sample.
Professor, what about the dinner menu?
Idiot! I told you so many
times not to use this line.
Perfect?
A work of art?
We did it! Good job!
Here we go!
Oops?!
Did I kick him too hard?
He's too weak for a man.
Let's go!
Do you think it's okay to leave him like this?
He tried to beat us to it.
He might be injured... maybe.
Have you fallen in love?
Shut up! No one will even complain if he's dead.
Let's go!
Scary.
The great sleep of 1 70,000,000 years.
I won't fail! Everything is in place
for the completion of my plan.
How long are you going to sleep, Sadinga?
You may fool others, but you cannot fool me.
I already know.
Sadinga are neither crystals nor just fossils.
It's already been established
that you've been sleeping
since long before humans were born.
You feed on Vizorium metal.
As a scholar of basic particle genetics,
I found something interesting
when I analyzed your genes.
This is my secret that no one else knows about.
While your genes are sleeping,
you are trying to make good use of them
by changing them according to
your own evolutionary plan.
Through some kind of evolutionary mistake,
trilobites and dinosaurs became extinct.
In order not to make same
mistakes other species made,
you, on the other hand, are waiting
for the chance to establish yourself
by keeping your bodies asleep while
you are gathering genetic information.
Just as in your dreams, humans
will become extinct at some time.
Even though you observe and
save up the information,
the possibility that you, Sadinga,
will take over the world after
the humans are gone is...
Zero.
This is because the stupid humans who
don't know anything about evolution
are using you as fuel for warp transportation.
If you don't wake up, you'll be consumed
by man just like oil and coal were.
Is that what you want?
There must be no mistakes
in my mutation program.
No errors in my calculations.
Why won't they wake up
like the bio program did?
I won't fail! I can't fail.
The purpose of evolution is to continuously try
to improve on the genetic structure
by creating new structures.
These new structures are then used
as the basis for further evolution.
However, no one knows exactly what
triggers the process in living things.
You are the one that will put an
end to that mystery, Sadinga.
I need to wake you from your slumber somehow!
That's an evolutionist's responsibility and duty.
Owww!
My shoulders feel like popping out.
Hey! How much do you weigh anyway?
How much do we weigh?!
A real man would have held on.
What?! I kept quiet because you're women,
but you're like a little minnow
swimming in front of my eyes,
interfering with my job!
Little minnow?!
That's so mean. He's being mean to us.
So, you really said that.
You're the one interfering with our job!
I wish I had pushed you off the
transport when I had the chance.
k*ll me now if you think you can!
You're in love with me. I heard you.
Even if you act cold towards me, I know it!
Just because you are a little handsome,
don't be vain.
I won't tell you not to fall in love with me,
but if you like me, act like it.
What? You're the one who said not to
interfere with someone else's job.
I don't want to disturb...
Stop it! It's dangerous!
Kei!
Here you go!
sh**t me, if you want to.
This is serious, not fun and games.
You must have things you need to do.
Why don't you do that?
Even I... have at least one thing I
have to do at the risk of my life.
Now be a good girl and don't
get in my way. Okay?
Professor, dinner is ready.
I told you not to use this line.
I don't feel like eating anything. You eat it.
Are you having any trouble with your research?
I set the Sadinga program to make random mutations.
I'm tired. I don't feel like doing
anything anymore.
I'm sick of mutations.
No! I won't fail! I will not fail!
You must eat, Professor. It's
not good for your health.
I don't want dinner.
Bring me something to drink.
The best one we have.
The best one? That one?
Yes, that one.
But Professor,
you told me to save it for toasting
the completion of the Eden project.
I don't care. Get me another drink then.
That's your job.
Yes, Sir. I'll bring it immediately.
Oh, no, this isn't working.
I can't do anything. I'm just an old man.
That's a new type!
Bruno! Bruno!
Bruno!
Is it that important?
It's important.
Are you really going to do it?
Yes, I will.
You're the first one to ever hit
me and get away with it.
You'll get burnt if you fall in love with loving.
I'm so used to playing with fire. I won't get burnt.
Do you want to hate me?
I'll hate you for you.
Do you want to remember every
time you see a scar from a burn?
I'll forget for you.
You're strong-hearted.
I have a weak mind.
Are you all right? You were moaning.
Yuri!
What was all that talk about burning?
What was that for?!
Only a creep would listen in on
a woman talking in her sleep!
Take it easy. It's not like I wanted to listen.
I'll give you a warning. No one's
ever hit me and gotten away with it.
What's that supposed to mean?
I mean it.
I'm telling you that you're the worst kind.
What? Say that again!
I'll tell you as many times as you like.
First of all, where do you think we are?
Sadinga! An artificial mutation!
A perfect bio-sample!
And Project... EDEN.
Environmental Displacement
by Evolutional Necessity...
Environmental displacement
by evolutional necessity...
Project EDEN!
This is it! This is what I wanted!
What are you going to do?
You can talk?
Of course! Idiot! Now get me down from here!
I see!
Sadinga must have incorporated information
about other species in their genes.
I did it! I did it!
I give up.
He's gone completely nuts.
Yuri! Where are you? What are you doing?
Kei! Where are you? What are you doing?
Bruno, did you get it?
Yes, Professor,
the best of the best, General de Gaulle.
What? Are you stupid?
That's what you're risking your life for?
That bottle of wine?
It's not just ordinary wine.
One hundred ninety-six years ago
in 1945, France commissioned it
as a memorial victory wine after
winning against the n*zi Third Reich.
The very best wine ever made.
Chateau Lafitte General de Gaulle!
General de Gaulle?
Only ten bottles were made from selected grapes.
That's the last bottle.
How much is it worth?
Between 50,000,000 and 60,000,000 credits.
It's not about the money.
It is said that the General de Gaulle
will bring whoever owns it fortune and glory.
I see.
That's the General de Gaulle of fortune and glory.
I saw it. I researched it.
I searched for it.
There aren't many men with a fiber optic terminal
on the back of their hand.
Congratulations, Professor.
Without observation and analysis,
there can be no progress.
Without experimentation,
there can be no discoveries made.
Science has always been criticized
by the ignorant masses using
their so-called common sense.
Misunderstood, research has
been att*cked and obstructed
regardless of the truths learned.
But to interfere with and control evolution
should be the life dream of any biologist.
Biologists wanted to break the evolutionary wall
in order to make different species interbreed.
For a long time,
the ability to freely create any
mutation has just been a dream.
In the history of evolution,
mankind's small role will be to make
an artificially evolved life form,
which is strong enough to not
have its future threatened
by coincidental evolution.
Not a weak life form,
but something uncontrolled by evolution,
and thus worthy of being mankind's successor.
Mankind's successor needs to be
chosen while humans are still alive.
Can dogs or monkeys do that?
Could dinosaurs or trilobites do it?
Humans are the only ones with the
ability to stop natural evolution
and to begin the new era of the
artificially evolved life form.
The universe needs a strong successor
that isn't controlled by nature,
environment or dietary needs.
The purpose of genetic engineering
is not to improve humans,
who are products of natural evolution,
but to make the next X that comes after mankind.
I'm exhausted.
Idiot!
What will happen if you drop it?
First of all, you need to handle
wines very gently.
You need to study more.
Before I activate all Sadinga on this planet,
I'll do one last test to make sure
this artificial genetic information is effective.
Beautiful! This is the dawn of a new era.
I didn't do it for the 60,000,000 credits.
Not for the promised victory and glory either.
I know that.
This will become a bad memory.
A pro shouldn't start something he can't finish.
I knew that, but I started anyway, and failed.
Weren't you just upset because someone
stole something you had stolen?
Yes, that's right.
As long as I have the General de Gaulle failure,
I'm just a petty thief,
no matter what other people say.
You got it back.
But getting it was such a mess.
Just my luck, I failed at being a pro again.
That's not true. You're a real pro.
You're a professional thief.
You make me feel happy.
But the truth is I am just a petty
thief who longs to be a pro.
Carson!
The petty thief's last job... is over.
Now, it's your turn.
Give me that support system that
looks like a big porcupine.
I'll take care of this.
Hurry up! This hurts.
I thought we weren't going to
interfere with each other's jobs.
I can't remember anything because
I don't have enough blood.
Carson...
Good wine and a good woman...
I'm a happy one for a petty thief.
So, your job is also finally over.
Mine isn't done yet.
You can't hold a man with that.
Are you sure about that?
It's beginning, beginning!
It's the beginning of a new mankind.
Oh, my God! I can't stand this anymore.
It's Edia! It's their plan of destruction!
The dawn of a new mankind!
The Garden of Eden!
Bruno, the rest of the galaxy is next!
Not again, Professor!
A party night, dancing on tip-toe
Tsumasaki tatete party night
A romantic disco beat Romance yureru disco beat
Ecstasy that builds with time
Toki ni kasaneru ecstasy
Luring you into a luscious trap
Amai wana ni sasowareteku
Candle light just coming into view
Mie hajimeteru candle light
A straight-forward down-beat
Sunao na mama no down-beat
Mystery in a silver glass
Gin no glass no mystery
That overflows as it gets more exciting
Tokimeku hodo afurete yuku
If you feel like it, clap your hands!
Sono ki ni nareba clap your hand!
Choose your sign
Sign o kimete
If you get serious, stamp your feet!
Honki ni nareba stamp your feet!
Don't hesitate, just throw off your high heels
Mayowazu sugu ni heel suteru
Dance tonight, pas de deux
Tonight konya wa odotte pas de deux
Tonight, dance as we are, pas de deux
Tonight kono mama odotte pas de deux
I ' m crazy for you, there's no turning back
Muchuu na no, mou modorenai
Give me! Give me! Come on!
Give me, give me, come on!
Moonlight, palely shining
Aoku kirameku moonlight
A flap beat dressed up with lipstick
Rouge de kazaru flap beat
A diary that holds only secrets
Himegoto dake no diary
I fall deep into it every time I turn the pages
Mekuru tabi ni ochiteyukeru
A woman is always a sexy sight
Onna wa itsumo sexy sight
The flash beat makes you feel like
Hajikeru hodo no flash beat
You're going to burst
Hajikeru hodo no flash beat
The destiny will come when you dream
Yume miru koro no destiny
It turns you into what you feel inside
Kanjiru mama somerareteku
If you feel like it, clap your hands!
Sono ki ni nareba clap your hand
Choose your sign
Sign o kimete
If you get serious, stamp your feet!
Honki ni nareba stamp your feet!
Don't hesitate, just throw off your high heels
Mayowazu sugu ni heel suteru
Dance tonight, pas de deux
Tonight konya wa odotte pas de deux
Tonight, dance as we are, pas de deux
Tonight kono mama odotte pas de deux
I ' m crazy for you, there's no turning back
Muchuu nano, mou modorenai
Give me! Give me! Come on!
Give me, give me, come on!
Dance tonight, pas de deux
Tonight konya wa odotte pas de deux
Tonight, dance as we are, pas de deux
Tonight kono mama odotte pas de deux
I ' m crazy for you, there's no turning back
Muchuu na no mou modorenai
Give me! Give me! Come on!
Give me, give me, come on!
Dance tonight, pas de deux
Tonight konya wa odotte pas de deux
Tonight, dance as we are, pas de deux
Tonight kono mama odotte pas de deux
I ' m crazy for you, there's no turning back
Muchuu na no mou modorenai
Give me! Give me! Come on!
Give me, give me, come on!
Dirty Pair: Project Eden (1986)
Moderator: Maskath3