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- (Head shake)
been sorting receipts all night.
Just , more to go.
You can do it, Chef.
- Hey Chef! Chef! - Ahhhhh... Arg!
- Hey Chef! Chef! Chhheeeef? Chhheeeef?
Do birds have hands under their feathers?
Asking cause last night I had chicken fingers.
Huh? You can't have fingers without hands, right?
- I-Izzy, I need to finish my taxes today.
So please go do something.
- (Gasps)
Can we flush everything down the toilet?
Sure, go flush everyth-- no!
I'll put on a movie! It's a movie day!
- Yay! Chef says it's a movie day!
Gah!
Stop flushing things down the toilet!
(Toilet flushes) - Oh come on!
- With Greed Gremlin caught we can rest, fire woman.
- Evil never rests, Eagle hero,
so we can't either.
(Whooshing, flames sizzle)
♪♪♪
- Let's watch it again!
- Or... (Gasps)
we could play a game where we're the superheroes!
The bad guy busters!
- Wicked. - Okay! - Let's do it!
- (Giggling) We'll need costumes!
♪ The bad guy busters
♪ Do bad things, they'll mess you up ♪
♪ The game ends when their moms picks them up ♪
♪ Yeah!
♪ The bad guy busters
- I'm marshmallow man.
I can do this...
(Rapid spitting)
And there's plenty s'more where that came from.
(Chuckles)
- I'm bee girl.
Break the law, you get stung!
Buzz! (Whooshing)
But if you're good you get honey on your toast!
- I'm Dude Boy.
With the power to chill any situation.
- And I'm super donkey.
With the kicking power of normal donkeys.
E-aann! E-aann!
- Heeya. - Yeah! - Cha!
- What do we do now?
- Can't be heroes without a bad guy.
- Then we'll find one. Let's fly.
(Flying sounds)
- Duncan, will you do us a favour
and pretend to be a bad guy?
- Um, according to this lick and stick tattoo
I am a bad guy.
And real bad guys can't be bad as a favour.
That's being good. Now beat it...
I'm colouring a kitten!
- Courtney will you please pretend to be bad?
- No. I can't pretend to be bad.
But I can pretend to be a doctor, a lawyer,
an astronaut, a child psychologist.
(Gong sounds)
- Harold, could you pretend to be a bad guy for us?
Never! A true ninja would never join the side of evil,
even when he's playing pretend!
More gonging!
- Ughhhhhhh...
- Well, this game has turned to poop.
- Bummer. I guess I'll go put my pants back on.
- (Gasps) Let's ask Chef to be our bad guy!
He's big, scary and mean.
He's perfect!
- $ in juice boxes?
How did I spend-- Izzy: Ah-em!
- Oh right. Superheroes. Nice.
But I can't play. I'm almost done sorting these--
- Show him our powers!
(Battle cry) - Whaaaa...?
- Ee-aann! Ee-aann! Ee-aann! Ee-aann!
- Eee no! Oof! No!
(Rapid spiting)
- Oh! (Angry growl)
Out. Out. Out!
- Awww, no bad guy, no game.
Owen: I guess that's the end of the bad guy busters.
- Hmmm. Can I borrow these?
- Ouuuut!
- Thanks, Chef.
(Small effort grunt)
Chef's weights gave me an idea.
That's why I went like this.
That's my idea face.
When I have no idea I do this face...
ooh-ooh.
And this is the face I'll make if I'm ever poisoned.
Uggghhhh. Arrrggghhhh. Ack!
(Landing thud, hand squeaks on glass)
Courtney: Weeeee!
- Bad guy buster!
Suit back up and come with me.
There's an emergency.
♪♪♪
- I used the blocks to make the-the-the Ferris wheel.
Just like the picture on the box.
(Crying) And then I went to get some juice,
and when I got back it was smashed!
(Hysterical crying) Why?
Sounds like we got ourselves a bad guy.
"the smasher".
- Yes! - Allllrighhht!
- Whao-ho-ho.
- This is a job for...
♪ The bad guy busters
♪♪♪
- First thing we gotta do is question the suspects.
And it could be anyone!
- Nope, don't look at me.
- Wasn't me.
- Nope. - Nuh-uh.
- Whoa. There's only one person we didn't check with, dudes.
All: (Gasp)
Chef?
- You go ahead. I'll catch up.
Or maybe smash up! (Giggle)
- I feel like the answer is right under our noses...
- Oh. (Squishy wet sound) - Ew.
- Nope, just a bat in the cave.
Let's go grill Chef 'til he cracks!
- Yeah...
- No, I am not "the smasher". And stay out!
(Door slams)
- If it's not chef or anyone else, who could it--
(Objects clatter) Courtney: Ahhhhhhh!
Someone smashed my x
and almost squished my doll!
- Bummer. That x was a sweet ride.
- (Panting)
Sorry guys, I was somewhere but not here-whoa!
Our bad guy struck again, huh?
What'd the smasher look like? Tell us.
- I don't know. Whoever it was moved so fast.
- Sometimes we remember more than we think.
Close your eyes and draw the person you saw.
(Marker rasps)
- Huh. Looks like someone, uh, we know,
but, ah, yeah, I can't think of who. Ha ha.
Hmmm. Very odd.
- Izzy, where were you when this happened?
- I was in the-but you don't think that I'm the-
you'll never catch me!
(Boom!) Ha ha!
(Coughing)
- (Gasps) You're the smasher.
- Ha ha ha ha!
Congratulations for figuring it out, bad guy busters.
But you'll never catch the smasher!
(Boom!)
But you can try.
- Izzy's really getting into this.
- This game is amazing!
- I know what you're thinking -
how did she become so evil so quickly?!
Oh, it's a fine line between good and evil.
See? Good. Evil! Good. Evil!
- (Slurping)
- Smash! - Ahhhhh....
- Whoa. Cody looks smaller than usual.
- Smasher dudette,
the bad guy busters are here to stop you.
- Yeah, cause we swore an oath to protect the world!
- (Evil laugh)
can you save Cody and battle me?
I doubt it! Hahahaha!
(Evil laugh)
- Ahhhhhh...
- Okay, I'll catch Cody. You catch the smasher!
- Ahhh! (Landing thud)
(Pained groan)
- Bee girl power!
Buzzzzzzzz!
Ha. Caught you!
- Aghh!
- (Muffled) Ugh, I've been stung.
- Not strong enough on your own, bee girl.
Byyyyyyyyyyye.
- Leave it to me, dude boy.
- (Muffled) Get her, dude boy!
♪♪♪
Prepare to chill, smasher!
(Fan whirs)
- Ahhhhh! - Whoooa...
- (Thud) - (Evil laugh)
The smasherrrrrrr....
- (Pained groan)
- She is so good at being bad!
(Evil laugh)
All: Hi-ya! (Gasp)
- (Panting)
Back again...? (Laughs)
I'm gonna smash all of your favourite things
one by one.
- Not the doll house!
Super stinger.
(Whooshing)
- Ha! You can't win, busters!
(Smash!)
All: Noooooooooo!
(Evil cackle)
- Not the computer!
I haven't finished my game
Marshmallow blaster!
(Rapid spitting)
Ow! Ouch!
(Evil laugh) (Smash)
(Evil laugh) All: (Gasp)
- We can't let her smash the TV!
I don't think I can live without it.
- Guys, we need to do the one thing we haven't tried yet -
we need to use our powers as a team!
♪♪♪
(Whooshing) - (Gasps)
No!
Ahhh!
No! You win, bad guy busters.
You winnnnn...
Ugh!
- Yeah! - All right!
- I'm so proud of those bad guy busters.
They finally figured it out.
- Okay kids your parents are here to pick you up so--
What in the name of apple turnovers happened in here?
- Thanks for letting me borrow these.
None of this would've worked without 'em.
- (Angry groans)
- (Laughs) Awesome day!
- Let's play that again tomorrow!
- Yeah!
- (Whooshing) - Weeee!
- Rest well, bad guy busters.
Because tomorrow you'll have to battle
The Lava Queen.
(Evil cackles)
Ooh! That's hot!
(Evil cackles)
01x12 - The Bad Guy Busters
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Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.
Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.