01x12 - Master of the Djinni

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Life is like a hurricane

Here in Duckburg

Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes

It's a duck-blur

Might solve a mystery

Or rewrite history

DuckTales, ooh-ooh

Every day they're out there
making DuckTales

Ooh-ooh

Tales of derring-do,
bad and good-luck tales

D-d-d-danger!

Watch behind you

There's a stranger out to find you

What to do?
Just grab onto some DuckTales

Ooh-ooh

Every day they're out there
making DuckTales

Ooh-ooh

Tales of derring-do,
bad and good-luck tales

Ooh-ooh

Not ponytails or cottontails,
no, DuckTales

Ooh-ooh

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

Scrooge McDuck discovers
locked vault of Aladdin.

Expedition to find magic lamp,
underway!

Have my jet plane ready for take off
in half an hour!

We can b*at McDuck
to that magic lamp.

He's going by camel.

Uh, but how are we gonna find it,
Mr. Glomgold?

We don't have the map.

Oh, but we do, boys.

We do!

The vault of Aladdin is somewhere
on that mountain.

Do you think there really is
a magic lamp?

With a magic genie?

That will give you three wishes?

Wish I knew.

McDuck won't find the
plane on this side of the mountain.

Once I get my hands on that lamp,

he'll wish he'd never found that map!

Boy, Aladdin sure didn't want
anybody to find his lamp, did he?

That's probably why he hid it
on a mountain

in the middle of
an unexplored desert!

It was wise of him to hide it.

In the wrong hands, the lamp of
Aladdin could be very dangerous.

We can't go on!

Bah! Then I'll go on alone!

You just can't get good lackeys,
these days.

The lost vault!

Won't budge an inch, but I think
I know the combination.

We must be on the wrong side
of the mountain, boys.

We'll rest a while,
then start down the other side.

Yeow!

Brace yourselves!

Yakmeduty! The vault of Aladdin!

Are you all right, Uncle Scrooge?

Aye, boys, I'm fine!

It's the vault we've been looking
for! Here it is, the golden lamp.

It really does exist!

Hello, who is there?

Glomgold!

McDuck! The lamp!

- Oh, no, you don't!
- Oh, yes, I do!

Hey, let go!

- It's mine!
- Mine!

- Mine!
- Mine!

- Mine!
- Mi... Aah!

- Let go!
- You let go!

- You!
- You!

- You!
- You!

Yipes!

Oh, my, what a relief!

I feel like I've been
cooped up in that lamp for centuries!



Ooh, I knew Aladdin would do
something like this!

Oh, well. Which of you is
my new master?

- Me!
- I am!

You lying rascal,
the lamp is mine!

- I found it first.
- You did not!

- Did too!
- Did not!

- Did too!
- That's no way for my master to act.

Which ever one of you he is.
Which of you rubbed the lamp first?

Rubbed?

Ooh, yes, yes.

I guess we both rubbed it
at the same time.

- Did not!
- Don't start that again.

A genie is forbidden to serve
two masters.

We must find a way to settle this.

Now, let me see...

Last one down is a rotten egg!

I win! Huh?

Ouch! Ugh!

That's it!

Ugh! When will I learn
not to do that!

- Quackaroonie!
- The magic genie!

Now, here's what
we're going to do.

You two will have a race!

Whoever wins becomes
the master of the lamp!

A race?
From where to where?

From this very spot back to...
where you live!

- Yes, that's it! The first one home.
- Now, wait just a minute, Genie!

My house is on the other side of
Duckburg! I have farther to go!

- It's the same distance!
- Is not!

- Is too!
- Is not!

All right, all right!

Is there one location you can
agree on as a finish?

No!

- Well, at least you agree on that.
- I know!

How about the Duckburg
Ice Cream Parlor?

Sure! Uncle Scrooge and Mr. Glomgold
see each other there all the time!

By accident, of course.

So be it! I will go to this
"Duckburg You Scream Parlor"

to officially judge the finish!

Unfortunately, it means more
lamp cramps.

Wait! You can stay at my place.

Hot meals, clean sheets, swimming
pool, until the race is over.

Trying to butter him up, eh, McDuck?

My nephews and my staff will take
good care of you.

We will?

It would be nice to have
someone serve me for a change.

All right. It's agreed.

The boys! Where did they...?

Glomgold!

It'll be such a relief when
the boys are safe at home.

- Eek!
- I say!

Hi, Mrs. Beakley!
Guess who's coming to dinner?

I'd like you to meet two
of my associates, McDuck!

Oh, I see you've already met!

How do you do?
Heh-heh!

Still a cheater, eh, Glomgold?

I look at it this way:
Why not?

Excellent meal, Mrs. Beakley.

Thank you. Not hungry, children?

- We're worried about Uncle Scrooge.
- I understand.

Until this silly race is over, none
of us will feel like doing anything.

That was delicious!

Now, exactly what is
a "swimming pool"?

I'll hand it to Glomgold. Not only
is he going to get the three wishes,

he'll get all the gold as well.

- What gold?
- Why, that vault is full of it!

Just like him to keep it all
for himself.

Come on!

They trust Glomgold
about as much as I do!

Ah!

Thanks for the loan of the rope,
Glomgold!

This ought to make his
path a little rocky!

How did that feel, Mc...

Uh-oh!

Yeow!

Glomgold!

- Are you all right?
- My airplane! It's wrecked!

So, that's how you got here.

At least I'm back where I belong!

In the lead!

Ugh! What a rotten guy.

Wee! This is more refreshing
than the Fountains of Fatima

or the Great Waterfalls of Saladin!

I bet Uncle Scrooge could use
a dip in the pool, about now.

I could sure use a nice dip
in the pool, about now.

Ugh! I hope the boys are all right!

If I don't make it, at least they'll
be well taken care of.

But if Glomgold gets those
three wishes,

he won't leave them with a dime!
I've got to make it!

I've never seen anything like it!
What's it called again?

Television. But we don't feel like
watching TV, Mr. Genie.

We're worried about Uncle Scrooge.

Oh, he's fine! Look!
He's on another channel!

- Poor Uncle Scrooge!
- He's making me thirsty!

More lemonade, Duckworth.
There's a good man.

Time for bed, boys.
You've had a long day.

Not as long as Uncle Scrooge's day!

My, those two certainly are serious
about this thing!

Give up, Glomgold!
You can't keep up with me!

- I'm younger than you are!
- You are not!

- I am, too!
- Are not!

- Am, too!
- Are not!

Am, too!

- That will be all, Duckworth.
- Very good, sir.

But not very nice.

Ah, this is the life!
I almost feel like a master, myself!

Now, watch him and you'll see
what I mean, children.

But no matter who wins
the race, I'm the one who loses!

I'll be a servant, again.

But! No one can win a race
that never ends!

I'll send them back in time!

They won't even have a home
to race home to!

Why, that...

Sands of the desert,
fly with the wind,

back to the days of
sim-salla-bim!

This way!

Huh? Desert bandits!

- We're doomed!
- Nonsense, it's just a mirage.

Maybe not!

Do not deny you are agents
sent by the Emir!

He would do anything to rescue
his greatest treasure -

the star of the heavens,
the flower of the desert,

the end of the road,

the beautiful Schwebazade.

Teller of a thousand
and one tales of the desert.

What do you have to say
for yourselves?

Wa-water!

Feed these spies to the crocodiles!

I was hoping for water without
crocodiles in it!

Lucky the water is too low
for them to reach us.

Oh, no!

Our crocodiles are especially
fond of spies.

- Salaam, good Captain.
- Schwebazade!

I thought I might make your duty
more bearable with one of my stories.

Oh, we'd be most pleased,
fair Schwebazade.

- It'll help pass the time.
- Oh, that's wonderful!

Things were beginning to drag on.

In the days before the sultans,

back when camel tribes and shepherds
roamed the desert sands,

a beautiful princess was loved
by a lowly stable boy,

who stood in great disfavor
with her father,

a great and powerful king.

But her love was strong,
and her will, undeniable!

So she left the palace
that very night...

...and made her way across
the desert, where she sold her camel

and bought a new hat.

Hurry! They're asleep.

Huh? Oh, yes, I can't imagine why.

Must not escape!

What will we do?

- Let's jump him!
- With his magic powers?

We'll have to trick him!

Precisely what I had in mind.

This way!

Oh, desert blossoms!

The great Sultan is here for his
daily harem inspection.

Well! How did two camel humps
like you,

become part of the finest harem
in the land?

Two-for-one sale?

A story, great Sultan?

Schwebazade, I've been
looking for you!

- Yes, a story!
- A story!

There was once a very young,
but very powerful sultan

in the land of the great desert.

Every night the little sultan closed
his eyes, fell asleep

and dreamed of the day when
he would be a big little sultan.

Works every time!

- Wake up, brave ones!
- Huh? Oh!

You do have a way with words,
Schwebazade.

This way.

- Have a nice ride, fair ladies!
- Oh, we will!

It's the spies! Sound the alarm!

Ow! Ouch!

Glomgold, you fool! Get back here!

Ignore the stupid one!

Give up! There's no escape!

Schwebazade, it is I.

The Emir!

Yikes! It's the Emir's Camel Troops!
Flee! Flee!

This is better than a cartoon!

Oh, Mr. Genie!

Uh, yes, dearie?

I thought you might like some
milk and cookies

while you watch the late show.

Cookies?

Did you really live in
that itsy-bitsy lamp?

For thousand of years.

Oh, you couldn't even fit in there.

- I certainly can.
- Uh-uh, you're fibbing me.

Oh, yeah? Watch this!

Aha!

Hey! Let me out of here!
Let me out of here!

What do you think you're doing?

We're not letting you out till you
bring Uncle Scrooge back to our time!

Yes, sweet Schwebazade, it is back
to the Golden city of Somnambula,

where the people await your glorious
tales, wide-eyed!

Farewell, brave one.

Wow, that was some kiss!

Yeow!

I say, old boy, that was
quite a trick!

For a moment, I thought you were
an exceptionally ridiculous mirage.

You aren't, are you?

Quick! Get me to the nearest airport!

Watch your step, sir.

Get... get me to the lamp!

Easy, Uncle Scrooge.
There's something you oughta know.

- What's that?
- That's what!

I've been waiting for you, McDuck!

I didn't want you to miss this!

So, Master, what is your first wish?

I wish Scrooge McDuck were marooned
on a desert island!

Your wish is my command!

Oh, I wish I could see
the expression on Scrooge's face!

Your second wish is my command!

No, wait, I...

Oh, no! Alone on a desert island
with Scrooge McDuck.

What could be worse?

I wish we'd never found
this blasted lamp!

Yeow!

Brace yourselves!

Yakmeduty! The vault of Aladdin!
Why, it's empty!

You all right Uncle Scrooge?

Aye, boys, I'm fine.

Hello, who's there?

Glomgold!

McDuck! The lamp!

- Oh, no, you don't.
- Oh, yes, I do.

Stop, Glomgold. Something tells me
I'm very angry with you! Stop!

Last one down is a rotten egg!

The roof is caving in!

Hello, anybody out there?
Anybody out there?