Numbuh 2: it takes a special
kind of kid to rule the skies.
it takes courage
and an iron will.
it takes the right gear.
Mr. Washer: one tube
Of extra-sticky glue,
Four high-gloss
Star decals,
And 10 gallons
Of jet-fuel enhancer.
[ Chuckling ]
Put it on your account, ace?
- You know it, - mr. Washer.
it takes the cool that people
on the street can see.
Hey...
Sky king hoagie!
Chili dog at 3:00!
it definitely takes
the right fuel.
and, of course,
it takes the right plane.
[ Engine roaring ]
yes, it takes a special kind
of kid to rule the skies...
[ Belches ]
the kind who's ready
for anything.
[ Clacking ]
What the...
[ Clacking continues ]
Man, this guy's annoying.
Okay, jack!
Let's see if you got
Any juice in that can.
That's it.
Follow the birdie.
Got you now, amateur.
[ Engine sputters ]
[ Engine roars ]
[ Laughing ]
You're as good as "canned."
[ Buzzing ]
Huh?!
[ Beeps ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Coughing ]
Aah!
[ Groans, gasps ]
"Stay out of the sky"?
"Stay out of the sky"...
I'll show him who needs
To stay out of the sky.
Thinks he's so big.
I'll take him down a peg or two.
Oh! Aah!
Oh! Argh!
Yo, sky king!
Chili dog at 3:00.
[ Splats ]
[ Groans ]
[ Humming ]
[ Door opens, bells jingle ]
Hey, ace,
What can I do for you today?
Hey, mr. Washer.
- Do you have any model train sets - or something?
Model trains?
But you're a major flyboy.
What happened?
- I got blown - out of the sky,
Like, a million times
By someone better than me...
That's what happened.
I'm hanging up my wings.
Hey!
The hoagie I know loves flying
Too much to quit.
The hoagie I know is like
One of my refrigerators here...
He's big, he's cool,
And he doesn't break down.
[ Chuckles ]
- You're all right, - mr. Washer.
You want a bite
Of my chili dog?
Oh, no, thanks.
I, uh, I already ate. Ugh.
Oh, suit yourself.
- You know, - what I don't get
- Is how that guy - stays in the air
No matter
What I throw at him.
- [ Swallows ] - [ door opens ]
It's like he's got
Some kind of...
[ Heart b*ating ]
[ Chomping ]
My fbm upgrade in yet?
Fbm? Hmm.
"Flight buffer
Magnetizer."
Oh, yeah,
Came in yesterday.
Put it on my tab.
Sure thing, ace.
Of course.
A flight buffer magnetizer
Can deflect any projectile.
Mr. Washer,
Do you have something
A magnetizing module?
That'll demagnetize
[ Chuckles ]
Will this do, ace?
All right, kid.
Come out, wherever you are...
Unless you're chicken!
[ Squawking ]
Whoa!
Ha!
You're pretty good.
Not good... The best.
We'll see about that.
[ Coughing ]
[ Buzzing ]
Buffer this, chump!
What the...
Hey, kid...
- Not to sound corny, - but...
You're gonna get creamed.
[ Laughing ]
How did you like them apples,
Billiard boy?!
Oh, lucky sh*t.
[ Laughing ]
In your face, hotshot.
You rule the skies
No more.
At least I've saved
The city's chili-dog supply
From your evil att*ck.
What are you talking about?
I love chili dogs.
That's not
What mr. Washer said.
- He said you were planning on - taking out
- Every hot-dog stand - in town,
And you wouldn't stop
Destroyed
Until you
The whole
Chili-dog factory.
What? Why would mr. Washer
Say that?
[ Engine roaring ]
[ Laughing evilly ]
Thanks to my genius plan
Of pitting those two filthy kids
Against each other,
No one will stop me
From destroying
Every chili dog in town!
Finally, my precious,
Clean countertops
Will be free of filthy,
Dribbling chili-dog filth.
Yes, so clean!
[ Laughing evilly ]
Aah!
Smart move,
Captain idiot!
Now no one can stop him,
Thanks to you.
Me?!
Yeah, you started it!
And I'm going
To finish it, too!
With what?
Your plane's junk.
My plane's junk.
There's barely enough
Them for one bird.
Working parts between
Aah!
Is it "chilly" in here?
Not anymore!
[ Laughing evilly ]
Now to deal with that gross,
Slimy hot-dog factory
And rid this town of filthy
Chili dogs once and for all!
Autotarget enabled.
Coordinates locked, and...
Huh?
Both: ahh!
Whoo-hoo!
Ugh!
Looks like I found
A new hobby, mr. Washer...
Kicking your butt.
I don't think so,
Grease boy.
- I've set - the plane's guidance system
For your precious
Chili-dog factory,
- So nobody - will ever mess up
My beautiful, clean countertop
Ever again!
[ Laughing evilly ]
I got the plane.
You get washer!
But you can't stop it
From crashing!
But I can control
Where it crashes.
Now go!
[ Laughing evilly ]
Come back here!
Aah!
Ugh!
You're grounded!
Aah!
[ Grunting ]
No!
No!!
Not my counter!
[ expl*si*n ]
Kid!
Kid!
[ Sighs ] kid...
Thank you.
Kid:
You're welcome.
[ Laughing ]
Yes! You did it!
Oh, I can't believe
You're alive!
How did you do it?
I told you...
I'm the best.
That was the last
I saw of him.
I asked him if he wanted
To join the kids next door,
But he said he works alone.
I never even found out his name.
But I know one thing...
He's out there,
And one day,
I'll meet that kid again,
Somewhere in the wild blue sky.
Man: hello, my children.
I have an assignment for you,
So listen carefully.
One of those meddlesome
Kids next door
Shall be visiting her homeland.
Once there,
She plans to rendezvous
With the secretive
Japanese kids next door.
Your mission is to track
The operative until she leads us
To the japanese kids next door
Headquarters,
Then send their coordinates
To my formidable ninja army.
Contact the ninja
Only when you are certain
You've located
The kids next door lair.
Ninjas charge by the hour,
And I'm not made of money...
You got that?
I have handpicked you because
You are my most skilled agents,
My most foolproof villains,
My most relentless trackers,
And, above all,
My most devious
Masters of disguise.
Rest assured, father,
The interesting twins...
- From beneath - the mountain...
Together: are twice as good
As you require.
Failure is an impossibility.
[ Evil laughter ]
♪ La la la
La la la ♪
♪ La-la la la la la
♪ La-la la la la la
Our prey is feeble
And alone...
Which makes the assignment
Twice as easy.
[ Evil laughter ]
Huh?
Since when does a japanese
Airport have a...
Free sombrero day?
A minor setback.
We shall simply...
Double our efforts.
[ To the tune of
♪ La la la la la
[ "La cucaracha" ]
♪ La la la la la
♪ La la la-la la-la la
[ Snarling, barking ]
Ooh, hi, doggy.
[ Giggles ]
Bye, doggy!
♪ La la la la la
La la la la la ♪
[ Barking ]
Silence, you mongrel!
[ Barking continues ]
Stupid mutt!
[ Yelps ]
[ Barking ]
Hmm?
[ Laughs evilly ]
[ Snarling ]
- No, stop! - No, stop!
- Aah! - Aah!
- Stop, stop! - Shoo!
Aah! Aah!
That was quite another...
Minor setback.
♪ La-la-la la-la-la la-la-la
♪ La la la la la
La la la la la ♪
All aboard!
[ Evil laughter ]
All aboard!
Ticket, please.
- Look... - Mount fuji!
Huh? Where?
[ Evil laughter ]
Boy:
We are back...
Girl: on track.
Together: what?
Oh...
No!
We must not...
Let her escape!
[ Grunting ]
Interesting. Interesting.
There... It's her...
Sombrero.
Aha! Aah!
[ Snarling ]
Nice...
Doggy?
Aah!
Hi, mr. Train driver-san!
Why, hello,
Little girl.
Wow, how fast
Are we going?
Oh, I'd say about a kajillion
And 5 miles an hour.
Can I drive?
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, no.
Please?
Aah!
[ Panting ]
- Can I drive now? - No.
- How about now? - No.
- Can I drive now? - I said, "no."
Look out... A panda!
Whoa!
[ Wheels screech ]
Whoa!
My oopsie...
That was just a shadow.
Can I drive now?
Okay.
Aah!
Ugh!
♪ La la la la
La-la la la la la la ♪
I am losing my...
Patience is a virtue,
Sister.
[ Grunting ]
Taxi!
Taxi, taxi, taxi!
Taxi!!
Yoo-hoo!
Taxi!
Konichiwa.
Allow me to take your bag,
Little girl-san.
Oh, thank you for helping me
With my bag.
Oh, you're welcome,
Old lady.
Have a nice time
In france.
France?!
Whoa!
Whoa!
♪ La la la
That's it!
- I don't care about - tracking the target
To kids next door
Headquarters anymore!
- But, sister... - No "buts"!
She has dishonored us,
So now I'm going to...
No, it's not that!
It's...
Ugh!
I will not be beaten
By that girl!
Summon our biggest,
Most destructive ship!
Yes, sister.
[ Laughing evilly ]
That fool!
She will never escape
The mighty power
Of our deadly supership!
[ Horn honks ]
May I suggest summoning
Our second
Most destructive ship?
All is well, sister.
The lollipop tracking device
We gave her is still operative.
- We can... - att*ck!
Engage
Full-as*ault mode!
We shall not fail!
- And ring - the little bell too!
[ Laughs evilly ]
Yes, sister, the bell.
[ Door opens, closes ]
All done.
♪ La la la la la la
La la la la ♪
The signal leads
To here,
But I don't see...
I am on to you!
I've got you now!
Ha ha!
Scamper all you want, fool!
You will never escape!
Sister, please,
Calm yourself.
Don't tell me to...
Whoa!
Ugh!
[ Beeping ]
Girl: I hate...
Boy: to interrupt,
But here she comes.
[ Humming ]
♪ La la la la la la la
Cookie time!
[ Growling ]
Sister, wait!
[ Panting ]
♪ La la
[ Humming ]
[ Panting ]
[ Whimpering ] no!
[ Panting ]
Thanks for waiting.
Aah!
Numbuh 3: hello!
Hello?
I'm here!
Is anybody home?!
Aha!
You may have
Eluded us briefly,
But I've got you now!
My brother is contacting a huge,
Deadly ninja army,
And before you know it,
They'll be here
And b*ating the tooth
Out of you and your...
Your grandmother?
- [ Sighs ] - cancel the att*ck.
Aww! Aww!
Aww! Aww!
You idiot!
You were supposed to be meeting
The japanese kids next door,
Not your stupid
Grandmother!
That's not my granny.
Are you completely stupid?!
That looks a granny to me!
I am a world-class
Master of disguise,
So I should know
What and who...
Who-o-o-o-o-o?!
As you were saying?
[ Gong sounds ]
[ Crying ]
I am a failure.
It's not fair!
[ Snorts ]
You... You monsters.
Look what you have done
To my sweet, sweet sister!
All she wanted to do
Was entrap you
And facilitate your doom.
But do you care?!
No!
Well, that's it!
The interesting twins
From beneath the mountain
Refuse to spy on you
Any longer!
But we'll be back.
Oh, the look
On your terrified faces...
You truly fear
Our return!
Come, sister!
We shall plan our victory
Over the pathetic
Kids next door!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Well, at least
It can't get any worse.
Old lady: hello.
We heard you were looking
To discover
And entrap the elusive
Japanese kids next door.
Well, I guess
You found us.
[ Laughter ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
02x12 - Operation D.O.G.-F.I.G.H.T./Operation T.R.I.P.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.