05x06 - Operation V.I.R.U.S./Operation O.U.T.B.R.E.A.K.

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Sir! Excuse me, sir!

Please enter your double-dot

Security-clearance code.

[ Beeps ]

Sir! All clear, sir!

Thank you, numbuh 20,000.

Greetings and salutations,

Fellow scientists.

[ Alarm buzzing ]

Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

Oh, man.

Not another intruder drill.

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Security report,

Numbuh 20,000!

Sir, we have an intruder

Somewhere on deck 81-b.

Waaah!

Correction, sir!

Whoever, or whatever, it is has

Penetrated deck 62-c and is

Headed our way.

Waaah!

Sir... Waaah!

This is... [ Coughs ]... Way...

This is way out of my league.

Numbuh 20,000, what's going

On out there?

Numbuh 20,000?!

[ Robotic voice ] what have

You done to me?!

Oh, it's you.

Well, you teens created chicken

Pox and unleashed it on us kids.

So we made something worse!

Much worse.

And I'm guessing it will only

Get worserer!

The antidote... Give it to

Me.

I would never cooperate with

A teenager.

Give it to me!

Do what you will, but I'm not

Giving you anything!

No!

Don't do that!

I'll do whatever you want!

Just don't open that chamber!

The cure... Now!

Uh, I would give it to you if

I could, but numbuh 5 left with

It just before you got here.

So, numbuh 5 has the

Antidote.

That's okay.

[ Normal voice ] I know where

She hangs out.

Contamination break!

Everyone out now!

You fool, you have no idea what

You've just done!

[ Doors slamming ]

Lockdown initiated.

Lockdown initiated.

All right, team.

Kids next door undercover ops

Have confirmed that tonight

Hundreds of teens are gathering

For something they call "the

Pubescent retaliation on

Munchkins," or "prom" for short.

The teens will be gathering here

At the gymnasium of

Mcclintock high school.

Now I'm going to throw the

Meeting to numbuh 2, who has

Prepared an elaborate computer

Simulation of our planned

as*ault.

Oh, yeah!

This is gonna rock!

Well, I kind of didn't have

Time to make a computer

Simulation, so I made a diorama

Instead.

But it should still explain our

Basic att*ck the same way.

First, we'll be like,

"Waaaaoooo!

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!"

The teenagers will go, "aaaaah!

It's the kids next door!"

And then we'll be like,

"Waaaooo! Kablam!"

And then they're like, "aah, no!

Help us, help us!"

And then we'll be like, "rrr!

Arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr,

Arrrr, arrrr!"

They'll go, "oh, no, please!

We surrender!"

That's the same diarrhea

Thingy you made for history

Class!

Um, thank you, numbuh 2...

I think.

Philistines.

Okay, everyone.

You all know your assignments.

Good luck, and go get 'em.

[ Indistinct cheering ]

Hmm.

Where... Is... My... Sister?!

If it isn't cree lincoln.

May I ask what you want with

Numbuh 5?

Where is she?!

Why don't you try looking

Here!

Nice try, kid.

Any more tricks up your sleeve?

Maybe not my sleeve,

Teenager, but definitely in my

Back pocket... Ow!

And in my... Ohh!

And my... Hey!

And under my... Aah!

And down my... Whoa!

And my... Ohh!

Ohh!

And... My... Uh.

Well, that's it.

Aah!

Enough games!

Aaaah!

Where is abby?

I'm running out of time!

We've hidden numbuh 5

Somewhere in our tree house, a

Place you'll never find her.

Rrrrrrr.

Aaah!

You better hand her over now

Before I turn this stupid

Tree house upside-down!

Go ahead and try it!

Wow. I didn't think you could

Do it.

Now tell me where abby is,

Or I'll incinerate you where you

Are!

Okay! Okay!

Numbuh 5's supposed to be on

Aerial reconnaissance with

Numbuh 2.

She better be, or I'll be

Back.

Kids next door,

C.l.o.u.d.c.o.v.e.r....

Camouflage the looks obscure

Undercover detective craft on

Very essential reconnaissance.

Now approaching

Mcclintock high school.

Hmm.

I bet those guys are hiding

Teenage-technology weapons

Inside those cases.

I'd better send this data to

Global command right away.

- [ Beeping ] - huh?!

I've been spotted!

Thrusters, engage!

Cree!

You know, if you wanted to

Get together, all you had to do

Was call.

Aaah!

My sister!

Where is she?

Let's not talk about her.

Let's talk about you... And me...

Aaah!

I'm beginning to... Ohh!

To think you... Eee!

Don't love me as much...

As much as I thought you did!

Where... Is... My sister?!

- [ Gasps ] - numbuh 5 was supposed to be with

Me, but maybe she's with

Numbuh 3 and numbuh 4.

[ Whimpers ]

Aaaaaaah!

And where are they?

Coordinates 82.77.

Do I get a big thank-you smooch

Now?

Mm-mm-mm-mm.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Huh?

[ Giggles ]

Dork.

Okay. So, give me a call

Later.

[ Birds chirping ]

Hmm.

Why do you think those teenagers

Need to bring decorations to

This prom thing?

- Do you think the birdies will - come back?

I named the little one

Mr. Tweet, but the big one...

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaah!

No time left.

I need abby!

We haven't seen her all day.

You lie!

No, we really haven't seen

Her anywhere.

I know I haven't.

- [ Giggles ] I think... Oh, no, - wait, wait.

Let me think.

I might have seen her yesterday,

Or was that the day before?

Come to think of it, is she

Wearing a hat?

You're wasting my time!!

Aah!

[ Buzzing ]

Oh, no. No!

Rrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Miss you.

Oh, there you are, my baby.

Abby. Where's abby, mom?

Your sister?

I haven't seen her today.

But yesterday I saw her near the

Bank with the something by the

Person in the shirt with the...

Waah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Cree? Mon cher?

[ Crying continues ]

Hey, sis.

What's shakin'?

This is all your fault!

Aaah! Aah!

Chill out, cree!

Why you-u-u-u-u-u!

[ Both shouting ]

Cree, I notice you are upset,

Amor.

Is there anything that mama can

Do?

[ Chuckles ] no thanks, mom.

Abby is all the help I need.

[ Giggles ]

[ Speaks french ]

So adorable.

Hyah-aah!

Wait!

You have it all wrong.

Whoa!

Come here!

Cree, my girl, aren't you

Running out of time?

I'm aware of the time, dad.

That's why it's best if you

Leave us two girls alone.

Girls, with the nails and the

Hair...

Cree.

Cree, would you stop trying to

sh**t me?

Now, where did that little...

Let... Me... Be!

Why should I ever listen to

You?

Without that antidote, it's over

For me, and it's your stupid

Kids next door's fault.

I know.

That's why numbuh 5 went

And got it for you.

[ Angelic music swells ]

You did?

I told the kids next door

That trying out the new strain

Of unpoppable zit on your prom

Night was going too far.

You... You did that for me?

After all I've done to you and

The kids next door?

Well, you may be my

Archenemy, but you're still my

Sister.

Now, come here.

Let's see if this junk works.

Eww! Nasty!

Those kids next door scientists

Do nice work, huh?

[ Sniffles ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

You know, maurice, my sis and

Her dumb kids next door friends

Aren't so bad.

I thought they were gonna ruin

My prom night.

But you know what?

Nothing is gonna ruin tonight.

Aw, man!

This is seriously gonna put a

Dent in my relationship with

Cree.

Ready the unpoppable-zit

Cannons and pizza-face lasers.

We'll give them a prom night

They'll never forget.

Kids next door,

B.l.u.b.b.e.r....

Big lumbering undersea

Behemoth brings emergency

Reinforcements.

[ Breathing ]

We're in.

Copy, numbuh 5.

Have you made contact?

Aah!

[ Grunts and strains ]

No one said anything about

Cruddy swimming on this mission!

I almost drownded down there!

Well, where did you think we

Were going when we said it was a

Deep-sea rescue?

Deep-sea rescue?

I thought you said "free seafood

Barbecue."

Numbuh 4, put your

Sanitizationizing mask back on

Immediately.

You are in a highly kid-toxic

Zone, and you can't just...

That tree house is infected

With coogatidinal octo-oogie

Tetra-infecto epistreptococcus!

That better mean there's

Seafood in here,

Professor dorkinstein!

Dorkinstein?!

Listen, you little trapezoidal

Crustaceous membrane, I'd like

To...

What numbuh 74.239 is trying

To say is that during the

Recent att*ck by our archenemy

Cree, she released a highly

Contagious specimen code-named

"Patient 'c.'"

Your mission is to find this

Specimen and contain it so the

Scientists can safely return to

The lab.

And whatever you do, keep

Your gear on at all times.

One touch from patient "c" could

Infect you and every kid you

Come in contact with!

Exactly!

This is way out of our league,

So I say we set that tree house

To self-destruct and be done

With it.

Are you crazy, numbuh 20,000?

If we lose that tree house,

It'll set our research back

Eleventy-hundred years!

Exactly.

You heard the doc, troops.

Now switch your gear to hazmat

Mode and get moving.

Copy that, numbuh 1.

Numbuh 3 and I will search the

Upper level.

Numbuh 2, you take seafoody over

Here and check the lower level.

Activate hazmat mode.

Let's go, pal.

Cut it out!

Whoa, whoa!

Uhh, aah.

I'm telling you, we should

Cheese that tree house... Now.

Relax.

My team is the best there is.

They won't stop until they've

Secured this patient "c."

Hey, let's stop and get

Something to eat.

We can eat later, numbuh 4.

I don't want to be here any

Longer than I have to.

Well, suit yourself.

[ Strains ]

Lousy kids next door scientists.

They can figure out how to build

A tree house underwater, but

They can't rig a candy machine

To work without quarters.

Hey!

Yea-heh-heh-eah!

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, sweet mercy.

"Coco nutlog."

[ Hissing ]

[ Inhales deeply ]

Ahhhhhhh.

[ Chomping ]

Ahhhhh.

Whew.

Hello-o-o-o-o-o.

Don't do that.

I almost choked on my coco

Nutlog.

And, hey, what are you doing in

This tree house anyway?

This place is supposed to be

Quartertined... Or something.

You're funny.

[ Giggles ]

Uh... Thanks.

You're... Kind of creepy.

Will you be my boyfriend?

Whoa-ho-ho-ho.

Hold on there, girly girl.

I got to catch up to my mate up

Ahead because, you see, we're on

A mission, you know, to find us

A patient "c."

Oh.

Uh...

Y-y-y-you're...

Hey!

One of the return modules is

f*ring up.

Numbuh 2, is that you?

Do you copy?

Open the docking hatch!

Numbuh 4 needs help now!

Ewwww!

That's a negative, numbuh 2.

If you bring him in here, you

Risk infecting the whole ship!

- A member of my team is in - trouble.

- We can't just leave him out - there.

- Your scientists can help him, - right?

Well, we could possibly...

Good enough for me.

Don't! You'll doom us all.

That's a chance I'll have to

Take.

Don't worry, numbuh 4.

Keep a stiff upper lip.

Huh? Aaah!

[ Bubbles gurgling ]

There.

Clean as a whistle.

You're funny.

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

The shuttle should be

Finished with decontamination

Right about now.

You see, gentlemen...

[ Alarm blaring ]

Report! Report!

Are we under att*ck?

It's patient "c"!

She's aboard the ship!

She touched me!

Help me!

Get off of me.

Now I have it.

I have it.

Coursing through my veins.

Gnawing! Spreading!

Diverticulinating!

Ohhh.

We are all doomed.

We did it your way, and now this

Ship is infected just like the

Tree house!

Well, just what do you

Suggest we do, "mr. I know

Everything in the whole wide

World"?

I say we set the ship on a

Collision course with the

Deep-sea lab and send everything

Lock, stock, and barrel into the

Trenches.

That way, we know that

Patient "c" will never infect

Anyone ever again.

B-b-but... We'll all be...

That is a sacrifice I am

Willing to make.

Have you lost your mind?!

There are 200 dorky boy

Scientists on this ship.

Not to mention, my teammates are

Still in that tree house.

You're right.

I don't know what I was

Thinking.

How can you guys ever forgive

Me?

I know.

How's about we go down to the

Mess hall, and I buy you guys a

Soda?

Say, that sounds pretty good.

- Make that two sodas, and - you're on.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

- I want a bendy straw to drink - mine.

Yessiree, I love...

Numbuh 20,000!

What are you doing?

Does this mean he's not

Buying us a soda?

I am doing what I should've

Done in the first place.

[ Muttering ]

Man!

Why does every other

Kids next door tree house have

All the free candy you want

Except this one?

There's plenty of coco

Nutlogs in that broken machine

Down there.

Numbuh 5, you guys are in big

Trouble.

So, we took a couple of candy

Bars.

Send us a bill.

No. Numbuh 20,000 has gone

Off the deep end and is

Aiming the b.l.u.b.b.e.r. At the

Tree house to send us all into

The trench.

You've got to get out of there.

Well, what about you guys?

It's too late for us.

Just worry about yourselves.

No way!

Numbuh 5's got an idea.

Come on.

This is for everyone's own

Good.

It is for the best.

I know I am right.

Open this door,

Numbuh 20,000.

This is insane.

I told you.

My calculations show that

Shouting and banging on a door

Will not open it.

[ Giggles ]

You're funny.

It's patient "c"!

Aah! Aaah! Aaah! Aah!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Slobbering ]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[ Pounding and shouting ]

We're gonna do it.

We're gonna do it.

We will do it.

Numbuh 20,000, turn this ship

Around!

No! Let go!

Can't risk infecting anyone

Else!

There's got to be another

Way!

We have tried everything!

Let go!

Numbuh 1, patient "c" is...

Waaaaaah!

Waaaaaaaah!

We're gonna hit!

Aaaaaaah!

Freeze!

[ Groaning ]

Hello-o-o-o.

Don't touch her!

She's got coogatidinal

Octo-oogie tetra-infecto

Epistreptococcus!

Say what?

You know, cooties!

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Are you crazy?

This whole thing is about

Cooties?

There is no such thing as

Cooties, you fools.

Sure there is.

Look what it did to numbuh 4.

This is what happens when

Numbuh 4 is too stupid to

Remember that he is allergic to

Coconut.

Let me guess.

Coco nutlog?

Mm-hmm. Mmm.

Well, don't eat more!

She touched him!

She's got the cooties!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

If I knew this was about

Something stupid like cooties, I

Never would've done what I did.

I... Am... Sorry.

It's all right.

I admire you for putting the

Kids next door organization's

Well-being above your own.

Yeah.

That was a crazy thing to do,

But it all worked out.

What?

Oh, come on!

Numbuh 5 told you there's no

Such thing as cooties!

Uh... Yeah.

[ Chuckles ]

Tell him!

Ohh-hoo-hoo!

Oh, not you too!

S-sorry, numbuh 5.

You can't be too careful.

Can you believe this?

Say...

Don't give me your cooties,

Numbuh 5.

Aaah, get away!

[ Giggles ]

Mommy!

Come back and play!

Don't touch me.

Ohhh. Ohhhh.

Hello-o-o-o.

Aaaaaah! Oh, no!

She touched me-e-e-e-e!

Don't be ridiculous.

You don't have cooties.

I don't?

Of course not.

You can't get cooties from your

Sister.

That's great.

You're the best, doc.

Aaaah! You touched me!

I've got cooties!