10x10 - Not on My Watch Ya Don't!

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- PRESIDENT: Shall we begin? - ASH: Sure![

PRESIDENT: Now, it appears you two get along well.

PRESIDENT: But the question for now is: How well?

PRESIDENT: Goodness gracious.

PRESIDENT: You two are almost off the graph!

LANDIS: Wow! That might be the highest reading I've ever seen!

ASH: Well, of course! That's because Pikachu and I've been

best friends a long time!

BROCK: If you don't mind, I'd like a sh*t! Croagunk, let's go!

CROAGUNK: [GREETING]

LANDIS: So, how long has Croagunk been with you?

BROCK: Not long. Honestly, I just caught Croagunk!

LANDIS: You did?

PRESIDENT: Well, let's go ahead anyway and have a look!

CROAGUNK: [BORED]

PRESIDENT: I don't believe it!

LANDIS: Daddy is something wrong?

[singing] POKEMON, POKEMON

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CHALLENGES

IT'S A BRAND-NEW GAME AND A BRAND-NEW WORLD

NEW RIVALS AS YOU FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL

NOTHING CAN STOP YOU

- DIAMOND AND PEARL - POKEMON

- IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BATTLE

YOU GOTTA PLAY SMART, YOU GOTTA MOVE FASTER

BEHIND EVERY WIN,THERE'S A CHANCE TO BEGIN AGAIN

YOU GOTTA TAKE IT ALL IF YOU WANT TO BE A MASTER

- POKEMON, POKEMON - IT'S TIME FOR ADVENTURE

DIAMOND AND PEARL WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD

POKEMON

Not On My Watch Ya Don't!

TRAINER A [BOY]: All right, Skarmory, Steel Wing! Let's go!

SKARMORY: [STEEL WING MOVE]

TRAINER B [GIRL]: Altaria! Double Team now!

ALTARIA: [DOUBLE TEAM MOVE]

BROCK: Wow. These Coordinators mean business!

ASH: Yeah! And that means it won't be long now.

DAWN: Piplup? Buneary? Are you ready to go?

PIPLUP: [READY]

NARRATOR: The place? Jubilife City of course!

The largest city in the Sinnoh region!

And the time? Just three short days

before the start of Dawn's first Pokémon Contest!

DAWN: Okay let's see. Yup! Here it is!

ASH: Okay, I give. What in the world are we looking for?

- DAWN: A Pokétch shop. - ASH: Poké-who?

DAWN: What? You've never heard of Pokétches?

ASH: I-don't think so.

VOICE [WOMAN]: Feast your eyes on the feature-packed Pokétch!

It's like a laptop on your wrist, with more

features to keep you right on time and looking way cool!

Pokétch, in style, in stock, and here now!

ASH: Oh yeah! I've heard of those things!

BROCK: No surprise. They're all over T.V!

DAWN: And in here!

DAWN: See? It's a must-have for any top Coordinator!

DAWN: That means, I've gotta get one too!

DAWN: What? There're no more left?

SHOP WORKER: A representative from the Pokétch company just

came and took them all back.

DAWN: But, what for?

SHOP WORKER: It must be a manufacturing glitch.

DAWN: That's just great.

DAWN: I really wanted to have a Pokétch to wear for

- my first Contest. - ASH: Don't let it bum you out!

BROCK: Hey, I know! Why don't we have a good lunch?

DAWN: Lunch shmunch! I could really go for a triple

banana split with extra hot fudge sauce!

JESSIE: Pokétches o' PLENTY!

JAMES: Enough to wrap around every wrist in Sinnoh!

MEOWTH: When it comes to making a fashion statement, you can be

sure these three clowns ain't clowning around!

- JESSIE: So be cool or drool! - BOY C: I want one!

- GIRL A: Me too! - BOY B: Me three!

JESSIE: That's right! Gather round!

JAMES: And there's no charge to be hip!

ASH: There you go! You can get a Pokétch from those clowns!

DAWN: Awesome! I've just gotta have one, too!

JESSIE: The Twerps can tell time? Time out!

You've gotta love this.

JAMES: They get a Pokétch, but we get the prize!

MEOWTH: Who would've thought we'd get paid in Pikachu?

DAWN: Excuse me, is something wrong?

JESSIE: No! Something's right!

JAMES: And for being so polite, take this with our compliments!

DAWN: Really? That's great! Thank you so much!

JESSIE: And we can't leave out the strapping young men!

ASH: Thanks, but I don't really need one.

JESSIE: Don't sell yourself short!

JESSIE: See, when the big hand's on the five. What I mean is

Pokétch will make you feel alive!

JAMES: That's it! Now be sure to wear it at all times!

MEOWTH: And, if you wear it when you sleep, that's extra cool!

DAWN: Right! I'll wear it all the time!

DAWN: Wow! Dreams really do come true!

I've just gotta win the Jubilife Contest now!

SHINX: [WARNING]

ASH: Wow, what's that?

POKEDEX: Shinx. The Flash Pokémon.

When it senses danger,the hairs on its body light up,

and it runs away, leaving its opponent dazed.

SHINX: [WARNING]

DAWN: Uh oh. Why's that Shinx barking so much?

LANDIS: It's that Pokétch!

LANDIS: Shinx's trying to let you know that those Pokétches

are all fakes!

DAWN: All fakes? That can't be!

LANDIS: Afraid so! A real Pokétch wouldn't be

such a dumb color, and soon the paint will be coming off!

ASH: Wow, are you sure?

BROCK: He's sure. Maybe he's right!

DAWN: Of course he's not right! How dare you rank on my Pokétch!

LANDIS: All right. Guess I'll have to show you.

DAWN: Give it back! What're you doing?

DAWN: You ruined my Pokétch!

LANDIS: See? Still think it's the real deal?

ASH: These are fakes!

DAWN: Wait. But, how did you know?

LANDIS: That's easy! Because my daddy would never make anything

- so cheap! - ASH: Daddy?

PIKACHU: [DISBELIEF]

PRESIDENT: Oh no, not again.

First off, I want to thank you all for your interest

in our Pokétches. And, furthermore...

on behalf of the Pokétch Corporation

I apologize for my son's actions.

I'm sorry for all the trouble he caused!

DAWN: No! The ones who made the fake Pokétches should apologize!

ASH: Check it out.

ASH: So this is where you make the real ones.

PRESIDENT: And as soon as I heard there were counterfeits in

circulation, I had my distributors pull all

my products from the stores!

Unfortunately, we weren't in time

to stop the television commercial ads...

DAWN: But sir? Will you be selling them again in time

for the Pokémon contest?

PRESIDENT: Truth is, until I get this imitation

Pokétch problem solved, it's hard for me to say.

DAWN: Oh. I see.

LANDIS: Excuse me, are you a Pokémon Coordinator?

DAWN: Yeah! The Jubilife Contest will be my first one!

LANDIS: I see. We've got a rookie on our hands, do we?

DAWN: Well that may be true, but my combinations are all ready

for the big time!

PRESIDENT: I have something you might be interested in!

Right here... This is a prototype.

PRESIDENT: It's our newest model! It actually measures a

Pokémon's friendship, you see.

DAWN: What?

BROCK: That refers to the friendliness and good relations

between a Pokémon and its trainer!

DAWN: Wow!

ASH: Hey, would you mind testing Pikachu and me?

PIKACHU: [AGREEING] PRESIDENT: Why not? Of course!

- PRESIDENT: Shall we begin? - ASH: Sure!

PRESIDENT: Now, it appears you two get along well.

But the question for now is: How well?

PRESIDENT: Goodness gracious.

You two are almost off the graph!

LANDIS: Wow! That might be the highest reading I've ever seen!

ASH: Well, of course! That's because Pikachu and I've been

best friends a long time! PIKACHU: [PROUD]

BROCK: If you don't mind, I'd like a sh*t! Croagunk, let's go!

CROAGUNK: [GREETING]

LANDIS: So, how long has Croagunk been with you?

BROCK: Not long. Honestly, I just caught Croagunk!

LANDIS: You did?

PRESIDENT: Well, let's go ahead anyway and have a look!

PRESIDENT: I don't believe it! LANDIS: [CURIOUS]

LANDIS: Daddy is something wrong?

PRESIDENT: No no. I'm just amazed that's all!

PRESIDENT: You two are extremely close!

LANDIS: It's like you've been friends for years!

CROAGUNK: [LOOKING]

DAWN: All right, now it's my turn! Go Piplup!

PIPLUP: [EMERGING]

PRESIDENT: Well! Such a spirited Pokémon you have here!

- Shall we? - DAWN: We're all set!

PIPLUP: [READY]

DAWN: [SHOCKED]

DAWN: The shame.

PRESIDENT: No! Friendship has much to do with

how long you and your Pokémon have been together.

I'm sure it will go up before you know it!

LANDIS: My advice? Don't enter that Contest

no matter what you do!

DAWN: Well if you're so smart... Why don't you test the

friendship between you and your Shinx?

LANDIS: Uh, sorry. No can do.

LANDIS: I'm too young! I'm still just a student

at Trainers' School!

DAWN: But what's a Trainers' school?

You mean a school for young upcoming Trainers?

LANDIS: You can think when you want to!

And just as soon as I graduate, me and Shinx

are entering the Sinnoh League!

ASH: I guess you and I are gonna be rivals then!

Yeah, you bet! Pikachu and I are going

for the Sinnoh League too!

LANDIS: Wow, that's awesome! You must be real good!

DAWN: Well, you talk pretty wise for being just a little kid,

but you're so scared to take a little test.

LANDIS: No way! If I was gonna measure our friendship, I'll bet

you it'd be lots higher than you and your Piplup, for sure!

PRESIDENT: Officer Jenny has agreed to judge our contest this

year, and I'm certain she'll do a wonderful job!

DAWN: Great!

LANDIS: Good luck, Dawn! I hope you do really good!

DAWN: Wow! Thanks a lot!

LANDIS: You'll need all the luck you can get!

DAWN: Little bratty smart-mouthed kid!

DAWN: I can hardly catch a Pokémon, but he's mister

big-time expert!

DAWN: I'll show him! I'm gonna go out there,

- and I'm gonna win first prize! - ASH: Yeah! That's it!

PIKACHU: [EXCITED] / [CURIOUS]

PIKACHU: [CONCERNED]

ASH: Pikachu, what?

ASH: That's weird. What's with them?

PRESIDENT: Strange. These things were a gift

so there must be more than meets the eye.

Oh my! What's this? PSYDUCK: [CHANTING]

LANDIS: Hey! Whoa! Sounds like Psyduck! We just learned

about it at Trainers' School!

PRESIDENT: Psyduck? But why is it in the Pokétch?

SHINX: [LISTENING]

PRESIDENT: Listen. It sounds as if Psyduck is using

an att*ck move!

LANDIS: Really? Let' see. I'm thinking of Psyduck's moves.

- LANDIS: Hey, where'd Shinx go? - PRESIDENT: What, son?

PRESIDENT: That's not like Shinx to run off!

ASH: Where are all of these Pokémon going anyway?

DAWN: They're acting so weird! PIKACHU: [CALLING]

DAWN: I don't think they hear us.

BROCK: Like they're being controlled, like robots!

- PRESIDENT: Hey kids! - ASH: It's you!

DAWN: Why are you out here?

PRESIDENT: It's Shinx! Shinx just ran off for no reason!

We've been looking everywhere we could!

PRESIDENT: Those fake Pokétches started playing the sound

of a Psyduck calling some att*ck move, and then Shinx ran off!

PRESIDENT: Shinx would never just leave. I was hoping perhaps

you might've seen Shinx wandering with this

Pokémon group!

ASH: How did a Psyduck get in the Pokétches?

PSYDUCK: [CHANTING]

JESSIE: A technical triumph!

JAMES: Forget clunky robots, this rules!

MEOWTH: Psyduck's got those Pokémon hypnotized and hapless!

MEOWTH: I'm telling you, if we keep on broadcasting,

we're gonna revolutionize talk radio with this Poké-ploy!

JESSIE: Looks like we're just about on full.

- JAMES: My fave! - MEOWTH: Psyduck!

We're good to go!

PSYDUCK: [LOOKING] / [SATISFIED]

MEOWTH: Here! You earned every bit of this grub!

- PSYDUCK: [HUNGRY] - JESSIE: Thank you, bye!

JAMES: Come again!

MEOWTH: So now we just wait for Pikachu to pop in.

PIKACHU: [CALLING] JESSIE: Wow! Quick!

- ASH: Where're you guys going? - DAWN: Stop! Listen to us!

LANDIS: Why're they all in that box?

PRESIDENT: And why are they just standing there?

JAMES: It doesn't appear that Pikachu's mind has melted

like the rest!

JESSIE: And why did the Twerps tag along?

MEOWTH: Their minds already melted!

ASH: C'mon! You get outta there!

DAWN: Your Trainers must be worrying themselves sick!

BROCK: You've got to go back to them now!

LANDIS: Hey, look! There's Shinx!

I was so worried about you!

DAWN: Look out!

- ASH: Oh man! - PRESIDENT: Landis!

- DAWN: Landis! You okay? - LANDIS: Uh huh.

DAWN: That was close!

DAWN: All right! Who's doing this?

JESSIE: Listen! Is that a Twerp I hear?

JAMES: It shrieks to me loud and clear!

- JESSIE: On the wind. - JAMES: Past the stars.

MEOWTH: in your ear!

JESSIE: Bringing chaos at a breakneck pace!

JAMES: Dashing hope, putting fear in its place!

JESSIE: A rose by any other name's just as sweet.

JAMES: When everything's worse, our work's complete!

- JESSIE: Jessie! - JAMES: And James!

MEOWTH: Meowth, that's a name!

JESSIE: Putting the do-gooders in their place.

- JAMES: Team Rocket! - JESSIE: We're in your face!

WOBBUFFET: [AFFIRMATIVE] MIME JR.: [MIMICKING]

DAWN: Team Rocket!

BROCK: I'll bet you three are the ones

behind those imitation Pokétches!

JESSIE: A gold star for you!

JAMES: We put Psyduck on the air, and, wow, it was the best!

MEOWTH: They got hypnotized, and we did the rest!

PRESIDENT: But...that's not nice!

DAWN: All right! You let those Pokémon go now!

LANDIS: Hey, that's my Shinx!

JESSIE: Well, not any more kid!

JESSIE: Go home!

JESSIE: And do something about those short pants!

- LANDIS: Oh no! My Shinx! - DAWN: Don't you worry!

ASH: They're not going anywhere!

DAWN: Piplup! Use Bubble Beam!

PIPLUP: [READY] ASH: Pikachu! Thunderbolt, now!

PIKACHU: [READY]

MEOWTH: We've been waiting for you lugs!

- ASH: Pikachu! - DAWN: Piplup!

JESSIE: The Twerps know their names!

JAMES: And so do we!

JESSIE: Don't you just LOVE educational TV?

LANDIS: My Shinx! They're getting away!

DAWN: Not for long! Now. Buneary GO!

BUNEARY: [READY]

DAWN: Ice Beam up there! BUNEARY: [ICE BEAM MOVE]

- JESSIE: Great, that's it! - JAMES: We love a good charge!

DAWN: Don't stop now! Keep it up!

Don't let Team Rocket get away!

BUNEARY: [WEARY]

- JESSIE: Poor baby! - MEOWTH: All out of juice!

LANDIS: I guess they're gonna keep Shinx.

DAWN: No way!

DAWN: My Pokémon Friendship may be low.

DAWN: But, I don't care! I'll never give up!

LANDIS: Wow! Awesome!

DAWN: Buneary! Let's show them how close we are!

BUNEARY: [AGREEING]

DAWN: Buneary! Let's use Ice Beam now, and max it out!

BUNEARY: [ICE BEAM MOVE]

- ASH: What a sh*t! - DAWN: Buneary, great!

BUNEARY: [PLEASED] LANDIS: Wow. It worked!

PIKACHU: [CURIOUS]

PIKACHU: [SCARED]

ASH: Starly! Get up there and grab them!

STARLY: [EMERGING]

PIPLUP: [SCARED] STARLY: [CATCHING]

PIKACHU: [SCARED] STARLY: [WORRIED]

ASH: Pikachu!

PIKACHU: [HURT]

- ASH: Pikachu! You okay? - DAWN: Pikachu!

PIKACHU: [CALM]

PIKACHU: [CURIOUS]

POKEMON: [CONFUSED]

DAWN: I think they're waking up!

BROCK: Must be the fall.the shock snapped them out of it!

PRESIDENT: Listen! Go back to your Trainers right away!

POKEMON: [HAPPY]

SHINX: [HAPPY]

LANDIS: Shinx! I'm so glad you're okay!

MEOWTH: What kind of crooks are you?

JESSIE: That's our job!

JAMES: Give us Pikachu from you to us, from you!

JESSIE: Let's go, Seviper!

SEVIPER: [READY]

JAMES: Carnivine! You TOO!

CARNIVINE: [GNAWING]

JAMES: I'll need a hair transplant!

JESSIE: Now, Seviper! Poison Tail go!

JAMES: Carnivine! Use Bite!

SEVIPER: [PREPARING] PIPLUP: [DEFENSIVE]

DAWN: That's just about enough!

DAWN: Piplup, use Peck! Buneary, Dizzy Punch!

PIPLUP: [PREPARING]

PIPLUP: [PECK MOVE][YELP]

BUNEARY: [DIZZY PUNCH MOVE]

LANDIS: She really knows how to work with her Pokémon!

- JESSIE: Get up! - JAMES: Quick!

What will the neighbors think?

PRESIDENT: Now, Shinx! Use Spark on Pikachu!

BROCK: Of course! That'll help to restore Pikachu's power!

ASH: Here, go for it! PIKACHU: [READY]

SHINX: [SPARK MOVE]

PIKACHU: [PUMPED UP]

MEOWTH: I hate insider trading!

JESSIE: [PREPARING]

ASH: Okay, Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt now!

PIKACHU: [THUNDERBOLT MOVE]

JESSIE: [HURT]

JESSIE: I kinda liked that box!

MEOWTH: At least it was a roof over our heads!

JAMES: And a roof beats a mouth any time, every time!

WOBBUFFET: [AGREEING]

JESSIE: We're blasting off again!

- DAWN: We did it! - ASH: Sure did!

PIKACHU: [HAPPY] PIPLUP: [CURIOUS]

NURSE JOY: We heard there was a group of hypnotized Pokémon!

JENNY: We came out as soon as we could. Is there anything

we can do to help?

BROCK: As a matter of fact, there is!

We could start with a candlelight dinner for three.

Then, follow it with a romantic walk under the stars!

CROAGUNK: [JABBING] BROCK: Just a thought...

LANDIS: Thanks, Dawn.

You saved Shinx, and I really owe you a lot!

LANDIS: I was totally wrong about you! Man, you can battle!

You'll do great!

LANDIS: Just don't expect to win the Contest.

DAWN: Ash, Brock, cut it out!

- DAWN: Check it out! - ASH: You finally got one!

BROCK: This time the paint won't smear!

DAWN: Yeah! I did it! I finally got a real Pokétch!

BUNEARY: [HAPPY]

BROCK: It looks like every- one's gearing up!

ASH: Yeah! It's time! Are you ready Dawn?

DAWN: I can't wait Ash!

With this Pokétch. I'll be right on time!

NARRATOR: Now that our Heroes helped solve the mystery of the

imitation Pokétches, Dawn and the genuine article are all set

to take the Jubilife Pokémon Contest by storm,

so stay tuned for the excitement!

TO BE CONTINUED...