01x37 - CooCoo Duel / Coo-Coo-Luke-Coo

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Since it's a draw...

That means we simply must have another duel...

Schwer!

Aha!

Finally.

This time, it's my turn!

But...

Don't.

Even though I also got caught by his nefarious trap...

I'm still a little bit responsible for it.

Just a little.

Coo, coo?

J-Just a little bit, I have take just a little bit of responsibility for it, so...

I'll duel!

Huh?!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Ultimate Rush!

Here we go, it's my turn! And then it's yours!

Even if I'm interrupted,

I'll cut on through, give it to me!

Who is this turn for? Of course it's for us!

We'll say a lot of things but in the end, it's the best duel!

That's why this dashing rush won't stop

Super fast every day

Because rigid theories are boring

An irregular and unprecedented game

In short, watch out! Don't be so rigid

You, too, watch out! Don't be tied down

That's why - Draw! Draw! Draw! Come on!

Just have some fun!

"It's my road!"

Yeahhhhhhh!!! It's far from enough

I'll create an era with new rules!!

We can't let it end like this

So laugh, cry, take a counterattack, and do a one-sh*t reversal, baby!

Run run run run run run run run

Rush! GO! Rush! (Rush Duel!)

Run run run run run run run run

Rush! GO! Rush! (Rush Duel!)

Let's keep moving!!! On our road

Even if we fall seven times, we'll get up seven more

I'll break through my road!

Nanananananana... Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Nanananananana... Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Coo-Luke-Coo

Goha th Elementary...?

Oh, Yuuga.

I thought we all got transferred to Goha th?

Transferred? Where?

I am Goha th's Student Council President.

There's no way I'd ever transfer schools.

You should really wake up and face reality.

I see! So it was all just a dream!

That's right, that's right.

There's no such thing as dueling on "machine cavalry" after all.

And it'd be so weird if some elementary students could force others to transfer to their school.

Coo!

The pigeon again?!

Oh, but there are pigeons everywhere.

Oh, but there are pigeons everywhere.

Oh, but there are pigeons everywhere.

Right, Yuuga?

Hey, did you hear me?!

Of course. Don't worry about the pigeon, schwer.

Schwer?

I didn't say schwer, schwer.

Hey, you aren't Yuuga!

Coo!

Hm?

HUH?!

Ohoho!

Is this really time to sleep, schwer?

Double Talk: Hey, wake up Luke! Luke-kun!

Agh! To deceive us like this!

You're quite the schemer, Kayama Schwer!

No.

You're the only one who'd fall for that.

Oh no, the schemer isn't me.

It was Doverap, schwer.

Coo.

You have all been tricked by Doverap this entire time, schwer.

What even is "the pigeon is a schemer".

Eh?!

What?

"You don't believe me."

But soon you will, schwer!

It's time for Doverap's duel to start!

"Pigeon this, pigeon that", you mean you're dueling!

Non, non.

I just interpret, schwer.

Huh? Interpret?

Coo!

"Your opponent is me, coo!"

Coo?

That's what Doverap said.

Ugh...

I can't do this.

Me too.

Coo!

Oh no!

Luke's shoelaces are untied, coo!

Huh?! Which one, which one?!

Which shoelace?!

You didn't have any to begin with, Luke.

I... can't...

Coo!

Ahahaha!

Just kidding, coo!

Agh, liar!

Coo!

Me's favorite food is grilled chicken, coo.

Huh?!

You're a bird and yet you eat other birds?!

Not!

No more...

Coo!

Ah!

Luke, I am your father.

Father?!?!

Just kidding.

I can't! I can't!

Aren't you way too gullible?!

Shut up! He's making fun of me!

Coo.

Let's duel!

Coo!

RUSH DUEL: RUSH DUEL!

Coo.

Me's turn, draw, coo.

Coo!

Me summons Tyhone and Bombird.

Looks like the pigeon really can duel.

He uses Winged Beast-types, it seems.

Coo!

Me sets three coo-cards.

Schemer, scheme...

Wait, are those traps?

Dove...

Trap?

Seriously?

Coo.

Turn end, coo!

My turn, draw!

I summon Dragon's Upsetter.

And then!

Burn up, The Fire Dragon!

Coo!

And now...

It's Doverap's Trap Time!

Huh?!

Trap?

Coo, coo, coo.

Yes! When the opponent summons a monster...

sh*t in the Heart activates, coo!

Then draw one.

If this card is a trap, then all monsters on my field gain ATK.

Coo, coo!

Counter Heart is a trap.

So both Tyhone and Bombird gain ATK!

That's pretty good, pigeon.

Now I sacrifice two monsters to tribute summon!

Chuu Luke: Listen and be surprised!

Chuu Luke: Feel and tremble!

Chuu Luke: When you lay eyes on it, it's already too late!

Chuu Luke: A shock and surprise that shakes the world!

Chuu Luke: Now, come out!

Chuu Luke: Shocklead Dragon!

Coo-coo!

Me shocked, coo!

And then I activate Dragonic Advance Return.

I return two cards from my grave to my hand, then summon them.

Come back, Dragon's Upsetter!

And The Fire Dragon!

Double Talk: Coo coo!

Schwer!

Then I sacrifice them both again...

And tribute summon!

Chuu Luke: If you touch this guy, you'll get b*rned.

Chuu Luke: He's way too cold.

Chuu Luke: Burn blue, flames of ice!

Ah!

Sch—?

Chuu Luke: Ancient Arise Dragon!

Schwer?!

Here we go!

I mill the top card of my deck and activate Shocklead Dragon's effect.

Bombird's ATK goes down by Ancient Arise Dragon's ATK.

Chuu Luke: Hyper Surprise Down!

He's hit his stride!

Doverap is shocked!

That's what we call the face of a pigeon sh*t in the heart!

Now I mill another card to activate Ancient Arise Dragon's effect!

Until the end of this turn, it gains ATK!

Chuu Luke: Freezing Rise!

Schwer!

Let's go, Shocklead Dragon!

Chuu Luke: Transcendent Hyper-Astonishing att*ck!

But—!

Now it's Doverap's Trap Time...

Part , coo!

Again?!

Coo.

Ah, there's a UFO above us, coo!

Ah, a UFO?! Where?!

Where is it?!

Double Talk: Coo.

JK, coo.

Lied to again?!

I wanted to see one!

That's what he's angry about?

Coo.

I send one card from my hand to the grave

to activate Counter b*mb, coo.

Coo-coo!

You take effect damage by times the level of Shocklead Dragon, coo!

Agh!

Luke!

Ugh, this Doverap-trap pigeon!

But this amount of damage won't stop me!

Let's go!

Coo!

Chuu Luke: Transcendent Hyper-Astonishing att*ck!

Agh, coo.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Stop!

I've been faithful to my role as interpreter, schwer!

They're fighting...

Then, Ancient Arise Dragon!

Chuu Luke: Frozen Clear Burning!

Coo!

But...

It's Doverap's Trap Time...

Part !

Another trap!!

Just when I att*ck, another trap, huh...

Coo, coo!

I return Bombird in my grave to the deck to activate Counter Shield, coo!

Coo!

Ancient Arise Dragon's ATK goes down by , coo!

Eh?!

M-My... Ancient Arise Dragon...

Agh, trap this, trap that!

How many traps does this pigeon have?

This back-and-forth is as hard as using a shovel to dig a deep hole.

I end my turn.

Coo, coo, coo, coo!

My turn, draw-coo!

Coo!

I summon Explogeon.

Coo.

By showing you two traps from my hand, I activate Explogeon's effect.

Ugh, another one!

Coo!

Explogeon counts as two sacrifices!

And now I tribute summon, coo.

Nn...!

Coo!

Roa: Now come forth, coo.

Roa: Countless wings that cover more wings!

Roa: Each one a knight's w*apon!

Roa: Dance, wildlife of the miraculous skies!

Roa: Phantom Pigeonknight - Knight Vision!

Coo-coo-coo!

I mill the top card of my deck...

And activate Knight Vision's effect, Trap Up!

Coo!

Knight Vision's ATK goes up by times the amount of traps in my grave.

In other words, ATK up!

Shock!

Coo!

And!

I set three traps, coo.

Agh, more traps!

Coo!

Go, Phantom Pigeonknight - Knight Vision!

att*ck Shocklead Dragon!

Roa: Dazzling Coo-lapping!

Ah!

Ack...

Coo.

I end my turn, coo.

Agh, traps, traps...!

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

My turn...

I draw.

How... How do I counterattack?

I can summon Setupper but that bird's traps...

Coo, coo.

Aaahh!

No matter what I come up with, I can only see a future where I get caught in a muddy bog of traps!

What should I do?!

What's wrong, Luke?

Agh! I summon Setupper!

Huh?

Coo.

Ohoho!

And now it's Doverap's Trap Time...

Part , coo!

Coo.

Coo-lownery.

It's thanks to you summoning Setupper that I can activate this trap, coo.

I pick the Knight Vision in my grave and...

Coo!

Wait!

I know the rest without being told, schwer.

Leave the rest to me, schwer.

Coo-coo-coo!

It's fine.

I'm not the crybaby Schwer-chan that I used to be, schwer.

I special summon Knight Vision in att*ck position!

Coo?!

Coo-coo-coo!!

And then, thanks to Coo-lownery, Doverap's LP goes up by , schwer!

Again...

Another...

I've fallen into another trap!

Ow-ow-ow! What's the deal?!

I did a perfect special summon, schwer!

Huh? They're fighting again?

No, it's a good thing they're fighting.

Hm, Luke-kun?

What's wrong?

Uu...

I... I...

Luke.

Luke!

Can you hear us, Luke-kun?

Roll, roll, roll, roll...

Coo!

When this happens, there's nothing more a duelist can do, schwer.

Huh?

Getting out of the mental labyrinth that Doverap has built is impossible, schwer.

Mental...

Labyrinth...?

Roll, roll...

Luke, what's wrong?

Who are you?

Don't you remember?

Do we know each other?

You'll remember someday.

What a strange guy.

Hey, let's keep going forward.

I can't move anymore. So it's no use.

But if you don't go forward, you can't do anything.

Anything?

Like... Rush Duel!

Rush... Duel...

But...

Agh! Trap this, trap that!

I can't continue on with this duel.

If I take even a single step, he uses a trap.

That Doverap's traps...!

Luke, hey.

Don't you think traps are super fun?

Fun...?

That's right!

You never know what's going to happen until it does! Isn't that exciting?

Exciting...?

You really are a strange guy.

You think so?

But you know...

All of my friends are kinda weird!

With dreams and mottos like...

I'll be the one to become the King of Duels!

Ahahaha...!

The King of Duels?

That really is a weird dream.

Wait.

The King of... Duels?!

Ah!

Yuuga!

Didn't I tell you?

You would remember.

Yuuga...

Yuuga!!

I... I heard Yuuga's...!

Welcome back.

What a relief, you managed to hear us.

And our voices.

Luke-kun, the duel isn't over yet.

Yeah, I got it.

The highlight of my duel has only just begun!

Coo?!

I activate Dragon's Setupper's effect!

I special summon Dragon's Upsetter from my grave.

Now I sacrifice them both.

Chuu Luke: Burn up this cold world with your blazing flames!

Chuu Luke: The ultra illusionary ultra dragon!

Chuu Luke: Ultra ultra tribute summon!

Chuu Luke: An ultra, ultra, ultra appearance!

Chuu Luke: Fantastrike Dragon Miragears!

Coo, coo!

Sure, however...!

It's time for another Doverap's Trap Time...

Part , coo!

Of course.

Coo-coo!

What, coo?!

Ha, trap this, trap that...

Not knowing what the next trap is...

Is so exciting!

Coo, coo!

Thanks to your summoned Miragears, I can now activate Heartbrea-coo.

Coo!

And then you take damage, coo!

Keep going, pigeon.

My duel isn't over yet!

I send a card from my hand to the grave to activate Miragears' effect.

Chuu Luke: Phantom Charge!

Coo?!

What?!

Both of your Knight Visions go down by ATK!

Coo?!

And then I summon Palm-Sized Drago and Triad Drago!

Coo.

Neeehh!

A level and level monster is nothing to write home about, coo!

Just wait and see.

If I have three monsters with different levels on my field, I can use Triad Drago's effect to draw one.

I sacrifice both and tribute summon!

Coo?

A tribute summon?

Chuu Luke: To diss, if dissed, when dissing...

Chuu Luke: If you diss the dissed, won't it then be this innocent guy's turn to diss?

(TL Note: It's nonsensical on purpose)

Chuu Luke: Come out~

Chuu Luke: Disspure Dragon!

Disspure Dragon.

Double Talk: Kyaa!!

This is my Tr*mp card!

What...

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

Doverap's Trap Time, Part , coo!

Coo!

Heartbrea-coo activates!

Disspure Dragon gets changed to defense, and then you take damage, coo.

He only has LP...

Hah, traps, traps...

You really love them, pigeon.

Coo?

How are you so calm, coo?

That's because I'm no longer scared of traps!

He told me: traps are fun and exciting!

The wind—

Hm?

The wind is on his side.

Haha. Looks like it.

It's because of your trap that I can use Disspure Dragon's effect!

Chuu Luke: This Is A Reverse Of Innocence!

Coo...?

What, coo?

I send Miragears to the grave to special summon it again!

Then I return Disspure Dragon to my hand.

Coo!

Don't be impatient, pigeon.

I still have more to do before the battle phase.

I send the Disspure Dragon in my hand to the grave to activate Miragears' effect.

Both of your Knight Visions lose more ATK.

Coo-coo, coo!!

No way, coo!!

Let's go!

Fantastriking Dragon Miragears!

Chuu Luke: Dark b*llet of expl*sive Supremacy!

Ah, Doverap!

Ow-ow-ow-ow! What are you doing, schwer?!

Coo, coo, coo, coo!

"I wish I had left you there when we first met Asana-sama"?!

I should be the one saying that, schwer!

Coo, coo, coo!

Fine! We're done now, schwer!

Hey, I'm not done with my turn yet.

When Miragears destroys a monster, it can att*ck again, coo-Luke-coo!

Coo?!

Coo-Luke-coo!

Don't tell me... they're communicating...?

Coo, coo!!

Coo-Luke-coo!

att*ck once more, Miragears!

Chuu Luke: Phantom King Strike of Annihilative Supremacy!

Co-coo!!

Doverap...

We'll always... be together...

Coo...

"Crybaby Schwer-chan"?

You're crying too, aren't you?

Coo...

Doverap...

Coo, coo...

Dove—

Hey...

Are you okay?

Coo, coo!

Coo!! Coo—

That's dangerous, schwer!

Coo!

"Are you alright, coo"?

I'm fine, Doverap—

Coo, coo, coo, coo!!

"Why did you save me"?

Because we made a promise...

When we were buried in the snow...

We would always, always be together.

Coo, coo, coo!!

Doverap!

Coo...!

Now we'll always be together...!

Always...!

Coo, coo...!

Coo-Luke-coo! Coo-Luke-coo!

What? Can you use human words now please?

Coo-Luke-coo!

He said "let's continue onward".

Huh?!

Yup.

He said "I wonder what we'll find beyond here".

Coo-Luke-coo!

"I'm okay now."

Coo-Luke-coo! Coo-Luke-coo!

Ugh, Luke!

Coo...

Doverap...

Coo...!

Yeah.

We'll always, always be together...

Doverap!

Coo, coo...

Goha th Elementary School Anthem Performance

Goha th Elementary School Anthem Performance

A towering school building

(ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong)

The six Pleiades raining down

( "")

If in tough or perplexing times

(ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong)

Come here and it'll be alright, your future will be bright

Because that light we keep in our chests

is always

! It's !

If it comes to learning, then it's !

It's ! It's !

No matter what, we'll always meet there

Any time of day at Goha th Elementary

It's Yuuga's and

Coo-Luke-coo!

Monster Study Lab!

Luke sure was strong today!

Coo-Luke-coo!

So what monster are we researching today?

Coo-Luke-coo! Coo-Luke-coo!

I have no idea what you're saying.

Coo-Luke-coo!

Coo-Luke-coo?

Coo-Luke-coo!

Next time:

Maximum Unearthed!

I'll carve open my road!