[thrilling organ music]
- Come to Nightmare on 13th
and make your
nightmares a reality!
Nightmares
become reality!
Free admission if you k*ll
one of the rodents
terrorizing floor seven,
located next to Sandwich
Andy's Sandwich World.
- Cut! Awesome.
Looks like we got it,
Mr. Nightmare.
- Thank you so much for
your services.
They will not go unnoticed.
- Because we're getting paid,
yes?
That's the notice
you're referring to?
- "To which you are referring",
you mean.
- Excuse me?
- You ended your sentence
in a preposition.
- Zona just got Zona-d y'all.
I'm so glad I skipped indoor
bungee jumping for this.
- Your job?
- Yeah, I know, right?
Who knew it'd be worth it?
- Be that as it may,
Mr. Nightmare,
every time I've approached
you about payment,
you've avoided me.
But we've filmed the
commercial now,
and before we go any farther-
- "Further."
Metaphorical distance.
- I was about to correct myself,
I'm just frustrated!
[Micah giggling]
- Tell you what,
if you can survive the scariest
floor of Nightmare on 13th,
then I will pay you in full.
- In full? That's amazing.
- No, Ryan, it's standard
business practice.
- I could finally get that lemur
vest I've been eyeing.
- You wear lemur fur?
- No, it's a vest for lemurs.
- Wait, are you not
going to pay us
if we don't make it
through your house?
- Isn't that what you agreed to
when you signed THESE!?
- What is that?
- It's a waiver, Micah,
you signed it.
- Oh, girl, I sign a
lot of things.
See?
- You took advantage of us
as millennials!
You know we have a
predisposition to not
read contracts!
- Uh, speak for yourself, okay.
Reading contracts is my
favorite part of the job.
[romantic music]
Ooh, a restrictive covenant.
- You need a boyfriend.
- Don't change
the subject, okay!
I poured over those
contracts last night
and there was no
mention of us needing
to complete this house in order
to qualify for payment!
- Did you read addendum three,
which I added this morning?
[spooky music]
Oh!
Because your signature
indicates that you did.
- [groans]
Okay, fine!
- Man, this is gonna be so lame!
- Micah, there are
people on stilts.
- Have you ever been to a house
that's actually haunted?
Now that's terrifying.
One time I went to this
abandoned mental hospital
and I heard a voice that
whispered, "You're fat."
And it was right!
[exclaims]
Mm-mm, no.
- Guys, I don't know about this.
I get terror acne and
I literally just ran
out of concealer.
- You all must experience
the Circus Berserkus
without going mad!
[chilling music]
[prop squeaks]
And then you will get paid.
- Did he just say circus?
'Cause that's no bueno.
That's no buen-buen no-no.
- [groans] If I wasn't poor,
I'd say no!
- "If I weren't poor."
Subjunctive mood!
- What is happening to me?
[upbeat music]
♪ You can make it mean anything,
oh anything you want ♪
[deranged man laughing]
- Don't touch it, thanks.
- I can touch it.
- It's not meant to be touched.
- All right guys,
let's just get through this
house so we can go home
and finally get some
real work done.
- I go home to stop working.
- Well we work at home,
so you're literally
sleeping on the job.
- Man, Zona, maybe a boyfriend
would mellow you out.
- I had a boyfriend once, I
didn't like it!
[door creaks]
[ghost wailing]
- Hey, how crazy do we think
this is going to be?
'Cause that clown is literally
just Snapchatting
and it's terrifying.
- Ooh, this feels
like a blind zit.
It's happening!
Hello.
- [Announcer] It's not possible.
[indistinct] parking
lot to go over
to Sandwich Andy's
Sandwich World
and validate your parking.
- Man, this is nothing.
Ooh, once I went to this
abandoned orphanage
where they had a message
written in blood,
it said, "You're fat."
- Do you think this
place is based off
of our actual nightmares?
Is there a Roomba that follows
you into the bathroom
and watches you do
your business?
- I got a bad
feeling about this.
- But you're not afraid of
anything, Devin.
- You don't understand, I used
to work at a circus,
and it messed me up good.
- What'd you do? Tight rope?
Lion taming?
- I ate raw meat while people
guessed my credit score.
[crowd yelling]
[Devin groaning]
- I can't be held responsible
for what I do in there, okay.
If I even get a whiff of
peanuts or popcorn,
my adrenaline kicks in and I
don't fight or flight,
I smite, I ignite, I
get an appetite.
- Did you just Come up with
those rhymes on the spot?
- That's right.
- Please stop by the gift shop
on your way out.
Enter if you dare.
[door creaks]
[upbeat spooky music]
[zombie growls]
[Owen exclaims]
[pumpkinhead exclaims]
- [scoffs]
You like 14?
- I...
Next month.
- [scoffs] Okay.
[pumpkinhead moans]
- Welcome to the
Circus Berserkus.
Enter if you dare.
[clown laughing]
[crowd yelling]
[haunting music]
- Two can play this game,
pork chop.
[whip cracks]
- Okay, so this is stupid and
not scary at all.
But maybe just stick it
through this quickly
and as zit-free as possible, if
we just stick together.
- Where's Devin?
- She's dead!
She's dead!
- Owen! Owen!
Calm down, okay.
I will stay with you,
and then we can just totally-
[chainsaw revving]
[Arizona screams]
- Take her!
Her cats could feed a
small family!
- Hey!
[screams]
[Arizona exclaims]
[romantic music]
- Shall we go over the
contingency clause?
[wine pouring]
[Arizona breathes sharply]
[upbeat music]
- Step right up, kids!
[girl shrieks]
[clown laughs maniacally]
Step right up, kids!
[laughs maniacally]
Four years at Juilliard...
- Sorry you're not
having much fun.
- I could be at a
glow-in-the-dark bubble
fight right now.
- Those are all my
favorite words.
[people screaming]
- I know, right?
[footsteps stomping]
- Okay. Slow down. Jeez.
Oh, it's supposed to be like a
crazy party, man!
They're playing Meghan
Trainor music backwards!
- Backwards?
- Yeah!
Apparently it makes the songs
actually empowering
to women, so...
- Oh.
Well we can still try to
have fun here.
- Nope.
Ooh, hello.
Wanna pull a scary prank?
- Isn't this whole place kinda
one big scary prank?
- [chuckles] Let's
show these teens
how to really scare someone,
yeah?
- How? You're just a commoner
like the rest of us.
[gasps] I misspoke, my liege!
- Yeah, c'mon!
- Okay, right.
- [whimpers]
I'm so scared...
- Eyes ahead!
I need three bodies on all
sides, at all times!
[lady roars]
[Owen yells]
Oh, children, save me with
your youthful skin!
[people screaming]
[boys yelling]
- I dropped my inhaler!
- Just leave it!
[Micah laughing]
- Did you get it?
- Yeah, think so.
- Oh, it's so perfect.
- Rookie mistake, kid!
- What?
- Grabbing people.
Going for that extra scare.
Oh, you'll have fun at first.
We all have fun at first.
But eventually, topsy-turvy.
[laughs maniacally]
Ow!
[haunting music]
[someone knocking]
[coffin opens]
[Arizona gasps]
- Sorry, I thought you
were someone else.
[chainsaw revving]
[romantic music]
It's you.
[chainsaw revs loudly]
- You don't have to act
tough with me.
I see the real you.
You can run, but you can't hide
from your feelings!
[upbeat electronic music]
[people screaming]
- How do I look?
- Like you're ready to
scare the peanuts
off this next victim.
- I'm so excited!
And claustrophobic, but
mostly excited!
- Oh yeah, here they come!
- You're mine!
- We playing street rules,
Bonzo?
[Devin kicks Ryan]
[Ryan groans]
[Devin screams]
- Oh!
Ryan! Are you okay?
- [moans] My insides
feel topsy-turvy.
- [gasps] Topsy-turvy!
[mysterious music]
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh.
I thought you'd be gone.
- She can't see you if
you don't move.
- I can see you pretty clearly.
- Go.
- Okay, uh, well-
- [shushes] Go away!
Go!
- This is mutiny!
Oh no!
[prop roars]
[group screams]
Oh no!
Take her!
Take her!
No!
[group screaming]
Does anybody have a Neutrogena
skin clearing blemish stick?
[clown roars]
[Owen yells]
Preferably the color buff!
- Old man with bumpy skin.
- Hey.
- This is where we leave you.
- What? No, I need you guys.
- You're too annoying.
A group of tweens thinks
you're too annoying.
- But am I-
[girl shushes Owen]
Guys?
No, don't leave me!
Emma! Autumn! Tim!
Tim, look at me!
Don't walk away from me!
I can't do this
without you guys!
Woo!
Foundation.
[people screaming]
- Okay buddy, come on, let's go.
- Just leave me.
- No. No, no, no.
Don't you dare give up on me.
Come on, let's go!
[emotional music]
- Tell my grandma that I'm
sorry I grimaced
before massaging her bunions.
- You're gonna tell those
bunions yourself.
Come on!
[Micah grunting]
[floorboards creaking]
[chainsaw revving]
[emotional music]
- [scoffs] What do you want?
We tried that, remember?
It'll never work.
The chainsaw will
always come first.
[chainsaw drops]
You'd do that
for me?
[romantic music]
[Arizona breathes sharply]
- Oh look, a hall of mirrors,
how spooky.
- Micah I desperately need ice.
And eggs, but that's more
to remind myself
for my shopping list.
- Well let's just make it
through this scary hall of
mirrors. [chuckles]
- [Voiceover] You're fat!
- Oh no you didn't!
Where are you?
- [Voiceover] Fat!
- Where are you?
[tense music]
- [Voiceover] Fat!
Fat! Fat! [Micah
breathing heavily]
[Micah sobbing] You're fat!
- Micah! [Micah exclaims]
Stop, there's no one else here!
[both screaming]
[upbeat music]
Calm yourself, Micah!
My poor bone bones can't
take much more!
[both gasp]
- Devin? Is that Devin?
[Devin gurgling]
[men scream]
- Devin, it's me!
I'm your friend!
Can you say friend?
- Friend.
[emotional flute music]
[sobs]
Ryan!
- Clever girl.
- [sobs]
I've done things!
Unspeakable things!
- [shushing] It's okay, queen.
It's been a night for all of us.
Let's go.
[Devin cries loudly]
[upbeat funky music]
- Oh, so you made it through!
What did you think?
- That was legit the scariest
night I can remember.
- [exclaims] You
really think so?
- I can't even talk about it.
- I'm sorry for what
you'll find in there.
[ominous music]
- What did you do?
What?
Did you go berserkus
on my circus?
What a jerkus.
Johnathan, get the 409!
- Owen. [gasps]
- Oh, hey girl.
- Wow! Oh my gosh!
I have an appointment tomorrow
that I need to get ready
for right now.
- [flicks tongue]
She'll be back.
Still Got it.
Still got it!
- So, why don't we pick up
where we left off?
- Man, boy scout
fundraiser pitches
are getting weirder and weirder.
- No, it's me.
[mimics chainsaw]
- Chainsaw man?
- Hey.
- But
your arms!
You had man arms!
- People see what they wanna see
in the Circus Berserkus.
- No, no, no, no!
Oh, I'm going to jail!
- Don't you want my
phone number?
- No, no, no, no, no!
We've never met!
You are a boy, a child!
You probably don't know anything
about contract lingo!
- Well if you just enact
due diligence,
I'm sure you'll find there's
little liability
in this joint venture.
[romantic music]
- Oh, I need a boyfriend!
[chainsaw boy sighs]
- Your payment in full.
- Thank you, Mr. Nightmare.
- Well done.
Me and my team are
very impressed.
- "My team and I", you mean?
[Mr. Nightmare gasps]
- You are Mr. Nightmare now.
[Arizona gasps]
[upbeat rock music]
[ominous music]
We arrived here
and we found it like this.
- [groans] I've seen a lot of
sick stuff in my day.
This takes the cake.
Uncooked rib-eye.
[detective gags]
- Do you know what
these numbers mean?
- [Mr. Nightmare] It's the mark
of the beast, my boy.
- Look.
There's a pattern.
There's green-
- [Detective] Officer!
- and then it
alternates to pink.
What is this? This zero is
bigger than this one.
- What do these numbers-
- Officer!
- No!
- You have to leave!
- What do these numbers mean?
What do these numbers mean?
- Relax! Relax! Officer!
You're under arrest!
01x06 - Circus Berserkus
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Five broke millennials struggle to build their video production company despite their limited resources, lack of experience, and living in a small, quirky town.
Five broke millennials struggle to build their video production company despite their limited resources, lack of experience, and living in a small, quirky town.