05x09 - Hi Lauren, It's Spencer...

[bunniefuu]

[Lauren] Previously on"The Hills..."

After they hooked up in Hawaii

Audrina and Brody's friendship was in serious trouble.

And I had to fire Stephanie

when she got into trouble at work.

- No, I totally get it. - Oh, God.

It looked like Heidi and Spencer

had put all their problems behind them.

[gasping]

Heidi, will you marry me? For real, your dream wedding--

With this ring? Yes.

[both laughing]

I mean, this makes up for a lot.

Now Heidi wanted the perfect wedding

but there was one relationship in her life

that still needed mending.

[Heidi] Such a cute restaurant.

- Let's sit here. - Alright.

[Heidi] So I have big news.

[Stephanie] Yeah?

The wedding is official.

Spencer took me up on a Ferris wheel

and he said, "I'm sorry about everything that's happened.

"I would love for you to be my wife more than anything.

- I love you so--" - What? What?

- You guys are gonna do it? - Yes.

I'm so excited, but that we'll finally do it

and we'll finally have the big wedding, and--

That's what it is, he said

"I want to give you your big, traditional wedding?"

- Yeah. - Family, everything?

Yeah, I want this to be, like, a princess wedding.

I would love it if you could

maybe invite Lauren for me to the wedding.

She just fired me, Heidi.

So she can't re-fire you.

Can't you have someone else ask her?

No, you're the only one.

I'm, like, pushing her buttons lately.

You know, I want her to be there.

♪ 'Cause I don't want to love you ♪

♪ And I don't want to miss you ♪

♪ More and more and more ♪

♪ And I don't want to love you... ♪♪

Um, did you get an invitation for the wedding?

Oh, I got the invitation in the mail.

- Is Lauren gonna go? - I don't know.

We'll see what happens.

Oh, that's really pretty, actually.

They have cute stuff here.

[Lo] 'I want to get something for the nylon party.'

It's gonna be a good party.

Frankie told me that he's going

Taylor's going, Brody is going--

- Brody's going? - 'Yeah.'

I haven't seen him since my house.

I didn't know you guys haven't seen each other.

No, I haven't talked to Brody

I haven't seen him out, I haven't seen Jayde.

It's just really awkward, 'cause is she gonna freak out

and think that I'm trying to hit on him if I say hi?

If she's there, I would say hi to everybody as a group

'and just do your own thing.'

We'll see what happens.

♪ Oh no there it goes ♪

♪ Sky opens up like a fire hose ♪

♪ And it must be soaking someone ♪

♪ I hope it don't last so long ♪

♪ Hey hey ♪

♪ Won't you stay with the fog light ♪

♪ Puddin' gonna lose your way... ♪♪

- Too hot to sit outside. - 'I know.'

'This morning it was nice out and I was like'

I should put my convertible top down and then I was like

I think it might be too hot.

- Get a little tan. - 'Yeah.'

But then I get a weird tan.

I get, like, a seatbelt tan.

Oh, do you wear your seatbelt like this?

Yeah, how do you wear your seatbelt?

I wear it like this. I know it's--

Is that really bad?

Did you figure out what you're gonna do for work yet?

Since I wasn't expecting being fired

by my good friend Lauren--

Okay, but still your good friend Lauren.

I know, I know.

I think I'm just gonna concentrate on school right now.

That's good.

So, did you hear about Heidi?

'She's officially getting married.'

- Really? - 'Yeah.'

What do I have to do to convince you to go?

I just don't want to be a part of it. I don't think--

I don't think it's gonna affect anybody or make a difference.

How do you not see the difference?

- How do you not see it? - 'You were her best friend.'

'Cause I know how much she loves you.

'Trust me, I know, I know the toll'

that this takes on our friendship

and I would not be doing it

if it didn't mean the world to her.

[Lauren] 'I get that.'

You should understand where I'm coming from, too.

You're not gonna go, are you?

♪ 'Bout your pros and your cons figure out now ♪

♪ If you wanna stick around ♪

♪ Throw it down take it down ♪

♪ Move it all around now ♪

♪ Shake it off break it off ♪

♪ You gotta let it go now ♪

♪ Come girl let yourself ♪♪ Wow ♪

♪ Can't stay around you know you... ♪♪

So, um, Heidi's dad came into town.

The cowboy.

- What's his name? - Cowboy Bill.

I mean, he really makes Curly from "City Slickers"

look like a punk biatch.

- Really? - Like, he's that hard.

So, um, he told me that

I do have his permission to marry his daughter.

It's time to get serious, man.

So, uh, pretty much, Charlie

I don't know if it's going to therapy

or having a legitimate wedding in the works

but I think I'm the happiest

I've ever been in my entire life.

Now, I just need to worry about Heidi's mom.

And the fact that Heidi really wants Lauren

to be at the wedding 'cause they were

best friends and da-da-da-da-da.

'Heidi would love her to be there'

but I just don't feel like I could have a wedding

and have it feel special if that girl was sitting there.

Maybe it'd be the right thing to do to just invite Lauren.

You know, apologize to her.

- I will not apologize. - Why not?

Put out the positive vibes. Get over it.

Bury the hatchet.

Ugh!

[female #] 'Welcome to Monique Lhuillier.'

Thank you so much for coming in.

Look at these dresses.

We're gonna try this one on, this one...

♪ My reflection needs you in it ♪

♪ Ooh whoa ♪

♪ Need to be with you... ♪♪

Alright, I'm gonna try on my last one.

Oh, my gosh.

- That's the dress. - Gorgeous.

I love this. So, ladies?

- That's it. - That's the one.

I feel like a princess.

I feel like this is perfect.

I think Spencer will love it.

You look amazing.

I'm just so excited to finally have

like, the wedding I wanted with everyone coming.

Lauren will be there, probably.

Did you give her the invite?

I had lunch with her in Beverly Hills

and I asked her, um...

I don't know, Heidi.

So, no.

I don't think she is.

I know how much you want her there.

Well, that's okay. As long as I have you guys.

[Stephanie] 'Heidi, you look so pretty right now.'

Don't be sad.

[instrumental music]

♪ Live happily ever after ♪

♪ Like they tell in fairy tales ♪

♪ Wake me 'cause I'm the one you're after ♪

♪ Show me show us anything... ♪♪

Can you imagine a year ago all of us at lunch together

just, like, hanging out?

- Never. - Never.

- No. - We, never. Us, never.

Do you remember the night I came home and I was like

"Oh, my God, Lauren, like you'll never believe what happened."

Oh, yeah, she's real crazy.

And you came up to me at the club, you're like

"You and Lauren are going down! That's my brother!"

- 'And I was like--' - Did you say we're going down?

- Yeah. - I don't even remember.

Stephanie! Got a little attitude.

Stephanie was very protective of her new friend Heidi.

Yes, you were.

At one point or another I feel like

everyone's kind of, like, hated each other.

Yeah, me and Heidi did have a bout.

I just want to be, like, really clear for a second.

Wait a minute. So you two hated each other because...

Spencer.

And we hated each other because...

Spencer.

And you and Heidi--

- Hate each other because-- - 'Over Spencer.'

What're you getting at, Lauren?

I was just pointing out a pattern.

- Yeah, okay. - 'I'll go back to my ordering.'

- You guys, should we cheers? - Yes.

To how far we've come.

- 'Everything's good right now.' - We're all together.

[Lo] 'Cheers.'

I mean, it is sad that Heidi's not here, 'cause...

Heidi should be sitting where I'm sitting.

Like, realistically.

Are you-- Wait, are you coming to the wedding?

Yeah, I'm gonna go.

Go and support her.

You're going?

- Why wouldn't she go? - Yeah.

I haven't decided.

- Were you invited? - Mm-hmm.

Lauren, we're all gonna be there.

- What do you think? - Maybe you'll send me BBMs.

[upbeat music]

So, Stephanie...

You guys.

Audrina...

I need to leave.

[upbeat music]

You wanna-you wanna squeeze in, Frankie?

'Come on.'

They didn't say hi to me either.

Hey. What's going on? What are you doing here?

I didn't-- Actually, I didn't know this was your party.

- I feel kind of awkward-- - It's a nylon party.

Look, they're my client.

'Do you remember?'

I mean, I know I wasn't--

- Stephanie. - All there. I know.

All there? I mean, you hang up the phone on people.

My clients that are paying me money.

- Not people. It was one time. - They are people.

- My clients are people. - It's one person though, Kelly.

It's just really hard to try to learn at a job

when the boss is never there, and...

Are you gonna blame me for your ineptitude?

- Anyway, it's over. - But it was good seeing you.

Bye, Stephanie.

Well, I could never sit at a table like this.

Jayde has every right to be upset.

She has every right in the world

to be upset about the situation.

I realistically do not give a f*ck about

being friends with Audrina.

I'd rather make things good with my girlfriend and that's it.

Can we leave? Like, this is so awkward.

♪ Did you think I would be right here ♪

♪ When you figured it out ♪

♪ Oh and I tried then to keep it the same ♪

♪ While those tramps run their games ♪

♪ You say it's nothing don't you... ♪♪

Did you return those DVDs yet?

- Nope. - What do you mean?

If you don't return them, they just charge you

and then you own them, so now we own them.

I gave you one task.

On a different note, I kind of have something

I want to talk to you about, that's been bothering me.

I talked to Stephanie and she said that

Lauren is not, um, gonna come to the wedding

because she doesn't want it to be awkward between you guys.

And I really think that you should apologize to her

and try to get her to come to the wedding

'cause it means a lot to me.

Why are you trying to make me look like

a little punk to LC?

And go, "Wah, I'm sorry, LC, for being so mean."

Spencer, can you just put your own ego aside for a minute

and just be the bigger person?

Because I'm not the bigger person.

But maybe you could be, and grow up a little bit

because this means a lot to me

and I really want her at the wedding.

My head actually is pulsating.

I feel part of my brain just...

[imitates pulse]

Like, I'm so frustrated that you actually think

I would go apologize to that girl.

Don't be rude. We went to therapy.

You're supposed to try to consider my feelings.

No. Not with this situation.

And you say you're changed, but if you really were changed

then you would understand that this is a big deal for me.

I never ask anything of you.

No.

You better do this for me.

[instrumental music]

♪ Don't tell me what I already know ♪

♪ You know it's over ♪

♪ But you still got a long ways to go... ♪♪

Last night. Oh, my god.

That's really awkward.

- Brody is just-- - What was that?

He should just be like, you know

"We're friends, Jayde. Get over it."

Like, move on. You know, you accept it.

I think she's just, like, waiting for any excuse to

like, blow up on you again.

I think she's still really mad.

She's talking crap on me.

Brody's now talking crap on me.

I'm like, you know what? I don't need him in my life.

I don't need a friend like that. Screw it.

Guess we're not friends anymore.

Well, I can't frickin' believe it was Kelly Cutrone's party.

Whenever you were talking to her

me and Lo were like, "Oh, my God."

My heart stopped.

I thought she was literally gonna come over

and, like, pick me up by, like, my ears

and be like, "You, out of here."

I was terrified.

I think I'd just be, like, a really good

like, wedding planner or, like, party planner.

You should do party planning. You love that.

Well, I'm, like, helping Heidi with the wedding.

Do you think Lauren is gonna end up coming to the wedding?

I hope she comes.

Yesterday at lunch, didn't you see her face

whenever we brought it up?

I know. She got mad at lunch.

Yeah, she doesn't like to talk about it.

But as of right now, Lauren's not going.

Can you maybe talk to her?

[Audrina] 'It won't do any good.'

That sucks.

♪ I walk ♪

♪ For what seems like forever ♪

♪ I get nowhere ♪

♪ But I still try ♪

♪ I find... ♪♪

- Hey. - Hi.

Sorry, I just wanted to stop by.

It's okay. How are you?

- I'm good. How are you? - Good. What's going on?

Uh, not too much.

Um, I know you're probably surprised to see me here

but I wanted to drop by

and give you this wedding invitation

for Spencer and I, and

tell you I'd love to have you there.

Thanks.

It's kind of awkward, but I don't...

I don't fully get why you want me there.

I think you are the person

that matters to me the most if you're there.

[sighs] I don't know, I think--

You think I'm making a really big mistake, don't you?

Yeah, I-I do.

I mean, but Spencer did a bad thing

and Spencer messed up.

So how can we not ever move on

because of a mistake that he knows he made and that--

It's not about that, Heidi. It's not about that.

'I promise you, it's not about that.'

'It's about the person he is.'

I remember being with Jason and I get they're different people.

But I remember being in that same situation

where I felt like without him I would die.

'And I remember thinking everything would be perfect'

'if we could go to an island somewhere.'

But life isn't an island.

You have to have other people in your life

and I just, seeing that the amazing relationship

you used to have with your mom now go away

and your sister was your best friend and now is--

You know, watch you guys grow apart

and I get you need to have your own life.

But I just--

It makes me really sad to watch you

give up everything else in your life.

You know, I worked very hard at, you know, all that...

Those relationships, and...

It's not your fault, though, Heidi. It's not you.

It's not you at all.

I mean, from the moment we became friends

you were just this amazing person that could

could light up any room.

And I just-- I remember always being, like

so lucky to have you as a friend and having you

be someone I almost aspire to be.

And I feel like, since you've been with him

I've just watched that slowly go away

and I-I see it when I'm with you sometimes.

I see it come out

and I just hope that you never lose that.

I don't want one of the most amazing people

I've ever known to disappear.

Yeah.

Oh, I should probably let you get back to work.

I gotta go to the office, you know.

Thanks for stopping by.

You look really good, Heids.

I'm finally getting, you know, the wedding of my dreams.

'Alright, I'll see you around.'

♪ Frozen minds and frozen hearts ♪

♪ Folding up your sleeves ♪

♪ Stand up straight 'cause it's a start ♪

♪ And you would if you were me ♪

♪ Lay our fears down... ♪♪

[cell phone ringing]

Hello?

[Spencer] 'It's your former best friend'

'Spencer Pratt here.'

Hey, don't hang up yet.

This is my first apology in about years.

[sighing] You know what, Lauren, I-I'm...the most sorry ever

in my life for spreading all the rumors

'about the sex tape and, you know'

'putting all that out there and, you know, obviously'

I-I can't take that back.

And I'm sorry for your family

and your friends, and anyone else that, you know

w-was hurt by what I did to you.

I don't know. Um...

[Spencer] 'I definitely regret it 'cause I now see really'

'how much Heidi truly loves you'

and how much you know, she wants you in her life.

And I don't expect you to forgive me

or say, "Hey, thanks for the apology" or anything

but Heidi wants more than anything

to have you at the wedding, and--

I just think in this situation with all of the history

I just, I don't see me

sitting there and I just...

I don't know. I just don't feel right about it.

Obviously, I know that you're not wanting

to come to the wedding because you do not support our marriage

but this girl still has a place in her heart for you.

And I'm sure somewhere, you know, without Spencer

there's a place for her in your heart.

So if, uh, you show up

it would be life-changing for Heidi

and you don't owe me anything

'obviously, so I don't expect it.'

But, uh, thank you for, uh

taking the time to hear me out.

[Lauren] 'Okay.'

Bye.

♪ It's more than life ♪

♪ It's more than this ♪

♪ It's more than I have ♪

♪ It's not that hard ♪

♪ It's not as easy as it seems ♪

♪ Pick up the pieces ♪

♪ It's more than this ♪

♪ Whoa oh ♪

♪ It's more than this ♪♪