02x04 - Clothes Minded

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Principal lawler,
is someone being

a little bit nosy?

Pipe down, miss Daniels.

I am pretty perturbed,

because the gourmet cooking
club is missing a very expensive,

very pungent parmesan.

And I intend to sniff it out.

You mean to tell me somebody
jacked some stanky cheese?

Precisely.

Dude, man, you had to ask. Why?

Things need to
tighten up around here.

People come to school
like it's one big party.

Party over here!

♪ Get down ♪

♪ get down ♪

Party over here!

♪ Jump, jump! ♪

Back to the old school!

No... ♪ jump, jump! ♪

♪ Make my people wanna... ♪

Hey, Mr. Lawler.

Why didn't y'all tell
me it was Mr. Lawler?

Miss Baxter, I
would appreciate it

if you would dress
and act appropriately.

Um, well, what's wrong
with the way I dress?

It's distracting to
the learning process.

In fact, I'll be implementing

some new policies.

Come get your
uniforms... Paulson...

Peerman...

Ooh... Uh... Mr. Lawler,

principal lawler,
you're not thinking

of making everyone
wear uniforms, are you?

I wasn't, but that is
a splendid proposal.

I am proud to present
your new school uniforms.

Way to go, Rae.

Hey, you guys, I'm sorry, okay?

I mean, I was trying to prevent
my vision from happening,

but I guess I kinda
made it happen.

This is just wrong.

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.

♪ But it's not that easy ♪

♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.

♪ I try to save the situation,
then I end up misbehaving ♪

♪ hey, now, say, now ♪

♪ 'bout to break down ♪

♪ yeah, come on and
ride with the Rae, hey ♪

♪ and if the future
looks gray now ♪

♪ then everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ all right, keep it going ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪

♪ That's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Come get your uniforms.

Paulson...

peerman...

Rae, you know this
is all of your fault.

I know, but you guys didn't
have to volunteer to model.

What? Volunteer?

Rae, he threatened to
put us on suspension.

Move!

Alana's coming through.

Yo, Mr. Principal,

me and my girls
already got a uniform.

Well, from now on,
you and your posse

will be spending less
time picking out clothes

and more time improving
your pitiful grade point averages.

Uh, excuse me, sir.

Alana would appreciate it

if you would say
it, not spray it.

I don't get your point.

You know, I never
told y'all this...

but I hate my knees.

And you know what? You
shouldn't have to show them.

Yeah, and we shouldn't
have to look at them.

No, Chelsea.

No, I'm saying nobody should
tell us what to wear, right?

Right!

Oh, hey, y'all.

No, no, listen to
what I'm saying.

We should not have to
walk around this school

looking the same, right?

Right!

So, tomorrow, we need
to make a statement.

Yeah, sure, we'll
wear the uniforms,

but we'll wear them our way.

Right.

We will take that
uniform, and we will

customize...

We will accessorize... Right!

I am talking about
individualize...

Right!

Funk-ification to
the highest level.

Get it!

All with me?

Yeah!

How come I never get any mail?

You ever write anybody?

Nope.

Well, there you go.

Hey, look, this is for Lionel.

You're a rat.

I know you never wrote anybody.

Look, it's a credit card!

My parents use them when
they don't have any money.

Lionel doesn't have any money.

But he does now.

Ch-ching.

Big baby!

Today's the day, people.

It is protest day.

Let's stand up and be counted.

One...

Wha-what?

Anyone... Can I... can I get...

Can I get an untucked shirt?

Can I get some saggy pants?

People, work with me, people.

Peo... Wow!

Rae, you look fantastic.

Thank you, thank you.

I know I do, I know.

How come you don't?

Right, right.

The protest.

Funny story...

Yeah, thought about it.

Bad idea!

Then why didn't
you call me, Chels?

Yeah, again. Thought about it...

Bad idea.

You know, I'm just...

I'm sorry, Rae. I thought
you might be mad.

Really? Yeah.

How do you think I feel now?!

Well, come on! That's exactly

the reaction I was
hoping to avoid.

Well, and what's your excuse,

lil' nasty knees?

Chelsea called and
told me it was off.

Yes, and he took it very well.

That's all I'm saying.

You know what? The whole
school wimped out on me.

That's a shame.

And my best friends
didn't even have my back.

Miss Baxter?

What you've done to
your uniform is prohibited.

I know, Mr. Lawler,

but I don't think it's fair that
we should be told what to wear.

Okay, this is a protest.

The world's loneliest protest.

Well, you can
protest in detention.

Good lookin' out, guys.

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

I didn't even touch you.

Yeah, I'm just practicing.

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow...!

Don't worry, Baxter.

We're not gonna mess you up.

You guys joined my protest.

Looks like we're the
only ones in this school

that have any guts.

All I know is, my
two best friends

didn't even back me
up, and you guys did.

Yeah, they dogged you out!

Straight left you hanging, ma.

Nice friends.

Not!

You know what, Baxter?

You're not as big
of a spineless punk

as I thought you were.

Oh... stop it.

You're gonna make my head big.

Okay, keep coming.

Now, let's cause some trouble...

Oh, wait. Okay.

Um, I just want you to
know, kind of new to this,

so I'm thinking that
we should start off

with mischief and
work our way up.

Here's how it works.

They mess us up,
and we mess them up.

Oh, yeah.

"Them," meaning...?

Principal lawler!

He's gonna pay.

When Alana laughs, the
whole world laughs with her.

Okay.

And when Alana
stops... Right, sorry.

Right.

Now, check this out.

Oh, my goodness.

You guys found
the missing cheese!

You guys stole
the missing cheese.

Tight.

And you're never gonna guess
what we're gonna do with it.

Um... Alana? Hey, girl...

You're not thinking
of putting the cheese

in the vent and, you know,

letting it get all hot
and stinky and bubbly,

and you know, stinking up
the whole school, are you?

Uh... no.

Alana was going to grate it
over some angel hair pasta.

But we like your
idea so much better.

No, no, no! It wasn't...
It wasn't my idea.

I was just saying it
'cause that's what I thought

your evil minds were
gonna do, so I'm really sorry

I ever...

Baxter, you talk too much.

But you're an evil genius.

Thank you.

All right, now this
uniform thing stinks.

And tomorrow, thanks to Raven...

the whole school's gonna stink.

Alana feels that if you have
a hand, you should put it in.

Hey, guys, I was kinda thinking

we need to think
about this, okay?

Sleep on it...
Okay, well, I'm in.

I'm there with you.

I... ooh...

Okay, the coast is, like, clear.

Whoa, this is
some serious stank.

This is just beautiful.

Tomorrow when
they turn on the heat,

the school's gonna reek.

Okay.

The cheese is in the vent.

This bad girl stuff's a
little hard on the back.

Delivery.

Oh.

Ah, I know what that is.

It's my birthday next
week and I bet you

my wife got me that watch
I've been hinting about.

Right? Right? I
just deliver them, sir.

"Mr. Lionel Baxter"?

Lionel?!

Ever since Lionel
got his credit card,

we are living large.

Cory...

Why does Lionel have
a little leather jacket?

So he can look cool
on his little motorcycle.

Son, where has all
this stuff come from?

Nice, huh?

My man William ordered it

all from the Internet.

Life is good.

Is life still gonna be good when
I find out how you paid for it?

That's the beauty of it.

It's all on the card.

They gave a
credit card to a rat?

It's platinum.

Even I can't get
a platinum card.

Do you know how
a credit card works?

Obviously.

Cory... When you
use a credit card,

oh, sure, you can
buy stuff with it now,

but someone has
to pay for it later.

Who's that going to be?

It's gonna be you.

Me?

I can't afford all this stuff.

Ah, now you get it.

That's why all of this
stuff has to go back.

Okay, dad, we're sorry.

We didn't know.

I guess we got to take back
your birthday present, too.

You got me a little
something-something?

You got me an ice cream truck.

Always thinking of you, dad.

You know this stuff
has got to go back.

I know.

Right after we get
our fudgie pops.

Raven?

Chelsea.

Raven? Chelsea?

Eddie. Oh, loca.

Muffy.

Alana feels this name thing

should stop, like, now.

Excuse me, Raven, a word?

Rae, why are you
hanging out with them?

Unlike some people, when they
said they're gonna do something,

they actually come through.

Rae, you still tripping off
the whole uniform thing?

At least my girls
got my biz-ack.

I cannot believe you
are actually dropping us

just because we weren't
down with your stupid protest.

Oh, now it's stupid?

It was stupid then, too, Rae.

You guys were cheering for
me. What were you thinking?

Well, I don't know.

You know, Rae,
sometimes it's really hard

to think and cheer
at the same time.

When a friend's counting on
you, you shouldn't have to think.

Raven, you coming?

Yeah, I'll be right there,
home skillet biscuit.

Man, it's always hard
a good girl go biz-ad.

Loca, time.

Heat comes on in two minutes.

Yep.

This school is gonna smell foul.

Now all we have to do is get
rid of the cheese wrappers.

One for Eddie and
one for Chelsea.

Hey, Alana.

Hey, you're not thinking of
putting the cheese wrappers

in Eddie and Chelsea's locker
trying to frame them, are you?

No, we're just gonna
put them in the trash can.

But we like your
idea so much better.

Unh! I did it again.

Listen, my friends had
nothing to do with it.

Oh, I know.

You are cold, girl.

I love it.

Here comes the heat.

Let's get framing, girls.

It's locked!

I got to stop that cheese.

Hey, uh... Stretch.

I need a lift, man.

Thanks, stretch,
this is my floor.

Okay, little cheese is
coming home with me.

Come on.

Ow!

Ooh.

Stretch, I'm sorry.

Sorry, stretch.

Hold on, hold on. Okay...

Stay still. Okay.

Oh, yeah, come to mama.

Come here.

Stretch, a little higher.

It had to be a wheel of cheese.

Hey, stretch... Got
another job for you.

Ooh, dead bugs. Dead bugs.

Live bugs! Live bugs!

Okay. Which way?

Definitely this way.

Okay.

Whoo!

Hot.

Okay.

Here you are, you nasty.

Come to mama.

Come to mama.

Oh, it's getting kind of small.

Ooh... I can't move my arms.

Okay... ooh.

Okay, what do I do?

How do I get rid of it?

Sorry, stomach.

Oh, the horror!

One for Eddie and
one for Chelsea.

Hey, what are you
doing at our lockers?

You're about to
find out right now.

Excuse me, principal lawler.

Alana has some
cheese-related information.

Ah, the pilfered parmesan.

Proceed.

If you're wondering

why it smells, like, a
little funky up in here,

it's Chelsea and Eddie.

I don't smell anything.

Me neither.

Something doesn't stink.

Oh, something stinks all right.

Where's Raven?

One more bite... And it's over.

It's over.

Rae, Rae, Rae.

How y'all doing?

Ms. Baxter, dropping
from the ceiling

is strictly prohibited.

Where's the cheese, Baxter?

What cheese?

Look, we did not
steal that cheese

for you to go and
mess up our plan.

You stole the cheese?

Alana can't believe she
just said that out loud.

No, no, Mr. Lawler,
listen, okay?

I just want you to know that

Eddie and Chelsea had
nothing to do with this, okay?

It was my idea to put the
cheese in the vent and then

I had to get it out before it
stunk up the whole school

and you blame it on my friends.

Very touching.

Now the perpetrator's
parents will be hearing from me

about your punishment.

And you, Ms. Baxter,
prepare for detention.

Whoa, now wait a minute.

None of this would've happened

if we'd backed Raven
up in the first place. Yeah.

Now if she goes to detention,
we all going with her.

Who's with me?

I am!

Y'all the worst crowd ever!

Detention for three, please.

I'll prepare the paperwork.

Pronto.

Yo, Baxter.

Thanks for not ratting us out.

Guess you're still one of us?

Actually... I think
more of one of them.

Alana's laughing
to hide her pain.

Or... maybe she just
thought it was funny.

Maybe we need one of those.

Like we're ever gonna
be able to do that again.

Who loves cheese?

Late, late, late!
Late, late, late!

Daddy don't leave me!

Whoa, Raven, you got
a letter from the school.

Mama, it's the ceiling.

I told you I'd pay for
the whole thing, okay?

Don't use a credit card.

Okay, got to go. Love you, bye.

I just thought
you'd want to know

that the school board
overruled the principal

and they canceled
the school uniforms.

What?!

You know what? I
can make this happen.

I can make it happen.

Hey, it is not cold in
here, you don't need that.

Girl, I love your hat. It
would look even better on me.

Girl, you do not need
these inside, trust me. I do.

Oh, yay. Fabulous.