02x12 - There Goes the Bride

[bunniefuu]

Guess who?

She's sweet, adorable,

and she's gonna get real
mad if you get it wrong.

Hey, Rae.

Hey! You win a kiss.

Mwa! Thank you very much.

So, you want to
hang out tonight?

Um... tonight's not really good.

Okay.

I'm not gonna pry, you know.

I'm not gonna be

one of those girlfriends

who's all up in your business.

Okay, cool. Thanks, Rae.

Oh, okay. Bye.

Bye, Devon. Bye, sweetie.

I'll talk to you later, okay?

Something is definitely
going on with that boy.

Are you and Devon
okay? Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

It's just he's been
acting weird all week.

Eddie, you're a guy... What
do you think's going on?

Well, uh, normally, Rae, when
a guy acts like that, I mean,

he's got something
big on his mind.

Or something small.

Uh, maybe he's just hungry.

Why do you answer when
you really don't even know?

I'm a guy, it's what we do.

Holla.

Check this out.

Oh, my goodness!

Devon, that is beautiful!

Raven's gonna love it!

Chels! What?

I know why Devon
has been acting weird.

He bought me jewelry!

What?

And, Chelsea! What?

You're the one who
saw it, and you said,

"oh, my goodness,
Raven's gonna love it"!

I love when I'm in your visions!

It's like... It's
like I'm starring

in my own little movie
that only you can see.

That's adorable. Now, listen up.

I want you to
follow Devon, okay,

'cause you're the only one
who's gonna know what he got me.

Okay, yeah. And as
the star of my vision,

uh-huh? I'm trusting you
to make this one come true.

Right. Okay.

Well?

Yeah?

What are you waiting for?

Well, Rae, you
didn't say "action."

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.

♪ But it's not that easy ♪

♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.

♪ I try to save the situation,
then I end up misbehaving ♪

♪ hey, now, say, now,
'bout to break down ♪

♪ yeah, come on and
ride with the Rae, hey ♪

♪ and if the future
looks gray now ♪

♪ then everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ all right, keep it going ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪

♪ That's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Well, hello, Devon.

Here we are, alone
in the hallway,

just you and me, and maybe,

I don't know, something sparkly.

Why are you talking like that?

Why, whatever do
you mean, you funny,

funny boy?

Look, Chels, I'm going through
kind of a weird time right now.

Well...

you should let it out.

You know, it's not good
to keep things in your heart

or your mind or your pocket.

Okay, look, there's
something I have to tell Raven,

and I've been putting it
off and putting it off, and...

I feel like I need
to talk to someone.

Ooh, ooh, you should talk to me.

Okay, look.

Check this out.

Oh, my goodness!

Devon, that is beautiful!

Raven's gonna love it!

Okay, Rae, I'm
in the vision now.

Hello, Rae.

That is a wedding ring.

Are you going to ask
Raven to marry you?

No. It's not for her.

Whoa, whoa, Devon,
this is so sudden.

I mean... wow, I mean, sure,

you know, you're an
attractive guy, and I...

Come on, you're
so young, you know,

and Raven's my best friend.

Guess I picked a bad
time to tie my shoe.

You think?

Look, the ring's for my father.

He's getting remarried
tonight, and I'm his best man.

Aw, how sweet.

Why didn't you tell
Raven about this?

There's more to the story.

Oh, man. What? What is it?

Look, Raven has to
hear this from me, okay?

So you have to promise
me you won't tell her.

I promise.

Okay...

Mom, dad, happy anniversary.

Cory, honey,
that's so thoughtful!

But, honey, our anniversary
isn't till next month.

But we will take the
presents now, thank you.

I was gonna wait,

but I saw the perfect thing,

and I just had
to get it for you.

Honey, that's so sweet.

Look! It's... It's clucky,

the singing chicken.

How great is this!

Well, um, thank
you very much, Cory.

We are certainly
gonna enjoy this one.

Yes. Wait, wait.

Aren't you gonna hang clucky up?

Where?

Right up there on the wall.

Um, you know, I
would, but, um, I...

I misplaced the hammer.

Don't worry about it.

I got the hook up.

Cory, I don't need any
help buying a hammer.

No, dad... I got the
hook up on the wall.

Oh.

On the wall.

Well, I guess, then, there's
no reason not to hang up clucky

unless... Tonya?

I got nothin'.

Well, then...

The coolest part is...

his eyes have a motion detector,

so every time you
walk by, he clucks,

we laugh!

Hey, Chels, you
need to stop reading

and tell me what's
happening with Devon.

Rae, I'm sorry, man...
I love these comics.

Bubble gum Jim is so funny.

Chels? Yeah?

What is going on?

Oh, okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, so, the reason he
threw the clock out the window

is because he wanted
to see time fly. Get it?

It's so funny. Hey, Chels.

You're gonna see something fly

if you don't stop
changing the subject

and tell me what Devon said.

I'm sorry, I can't.

I promised him I
wouldn't say anything.

Are you... Chels!

When we were six,
we made a promise

that we would tell
each other everything.

So which promise
is more important?

Well, you are my
best friend, you know,

and I'm probably not
going to see Devon again,

and, you know, he didn't want
to marry me anyway. What?!

Is that clucky the
singing chicken?!

Ah, endlessly hilarious. It's
so funny. Okay, heh, Chels,

I need you to rewind
back to the marrying part.

You with me? Okay. Yeah.

And tell me how that came up.

Well, I guess it all came
up with the wedding ring.

What?

There was a wedding ring.

Yeah, it was just like
in your vision, Rae,

but before you get all
excited, it wasn't for you.

Or for me.

It was for chandra.

Oh. Chandra.

Who the heck is chandra?

Look, all right, maybe I should
just start from the beginning.

Yeah, uh, that would be nice.

Okay. Devon's dad's
getting remarried

to a woman named chandra,
and, um, Devon is the best man,

so that's why he
was carrying the ring.

Oh. Okay. So, um, Chels,

let's get to the part

about never seeing Devon again.

Um... Rae, that's the hard part

he doesn't really
know how to tell you.

You tell me.

Okay, Rae, um...

Chandra lives in Seattle,

and Devon and his whole
family are going to move there.

Seattle?

Yeah, Rae, it's not that far.

Chels, it might as well be
on the other side of the world.

I'm sorry, Rae.

Hey, Rae, I got here
as soon as I could.

I can't believe
Devon's moving away.

What's the point
of being psychic

if I couldn't see this coming?

This is messed up. He
really should've told you, Rae.

Well, he wanted to, he just...

Just didn't really know how.

How about just stepping
up and saying it?

Well, come on, he didn't
want to break her heart.

And this is better, Chels?

A broken woman
searching for happiness

at the bottom of an
empty cookie bag?

You're right. This is pathetic.

I'm gonna take some action.

Gonna get more cookies.

Rae.

Okay, you're right.

I'm gonna call Devon, then I'm
gonna get some more cookies.

No. Come on, no.
Give me the phone.

You are not calling Devon, okay?

Then he's gonna know I broke
my promise and that I told you.

Well, what am I gonna
do, sit here and do nothing?

It doesn't even matter if
you talk to Devon, okay?

His father is the
one getting married.

Well, then maybe I
need to talk to his father.

And say what, "I love your
son, please don't move"?

Yeah. Why not?
What do I have to lose?

If he sees how much
we care about each other,

maybe he'll change
his mind about moving.

Well, Rae, you better
talk to him pretty soon.

Well, why?

Because they're moving
right after the wedding.

Okay. When's the wedding?

Well... uh, well,
looks like right now.

Snap!

Anybody know
where the wedding is?

Okay.

The ceremony's already started.

Ooh, Devon is looking
fine in that tuxedo.

Okay, Rae, Rae, hey, hey, focus.

Right, right, right... okay.

Hey, his dad isn't
going down the aisle yet.

You still have a chance... just don't
let Devon see you. Right, come on.

Mr. Carter.

Mr. Carter.

Carter!

You probably don't know me,

but you've probably
heard of me. I'm Raven.

I really don't want
Devon to see me.

It's kind of complicated,

but some promises were made...

It's really nice
chatting with you,

but I kind of made some
promises of my own.

No, but I need to talk to you.

It's only going
to take a second.

You'd better make it fast.

Hello, Raven.

We meet again.

Hey, it's Devon's
adorable little sister.

How you been, danni?

I'm glad you're here.

Now we can say
good-bye... Forever.

Hey, you work things
out with Mr. Carter?

No, I was this close.

I just needed another second.

Snap! Duck!

I don't want Devon to see us.

Okay, Eddie, listen.

I want you to
stay here and stall.

Chelsea, you come with me.

We're going to figure
out our next move.

All right... snap, duck,
stall, move... got it.

I'm from the organ
players union.

It's time for your break.

Okay, Chels, we
have to figure out a way

to get to Mr. Carter...
Now think.

Okay.

Uh...

Don't hurt yourself.

Oh.

Mama, is that you?

It's the bride. It's the bride.

Say something. Say something.

You gotta say something.

Okay, um... Uh,
yes, baby, it's me.

I'm your mama.

How you doing, child?

I'm going to be awhile.

It's, it's my stomach.

I shouldn't have had
all those chili dogs

at my bachelorette party.

Oh, ew. Oh, ew.

Gross, nasty.

Um, uh, okay, baby,
well, just take your time

and your man is
not going anywhere.

Not going anywhere.

He's just gonna...
Stay right here.

Chels.

You wouldn't.

Then I shouldn't.

But you must.

Then I will.

Are you sure?

I don't know.

Wait.

Don't let clucky see us.

Right.

Wait.

Why are we whispering?

Clucky has a motion detector.

He might see our lips moving.

Stay low.

You forgot ice.

I can't go back.

It's too dangerous.

That's it. I can't
take it anymore.

We can't even walk
around our own house

without hearing that
stupid clucking chicken.

Don't break clucky.

Let me do it.

No, no.

We'll just take
the batteries out.

Ha-ha.

You have run out of clucking.

Dad, what are you doing?

Um...

Oh, you don't have to
change the batteries.

They're just for backup.

He's got a built-in
power system.

Wow, they think of everything.

Don't worry, guys.

Clucky's going to cluck forever.

You're not the organ player.

Of course I am, little girl.

This is an organ,
and I'm playing it.

Well, it's time to play
"here comes the bride."

And if I don't?

Play faster.

Here's the deal:

Raven kind of borrowed
the bride's wedding gown,

so if she doesn't get
down that aisle in a hurry,

things are going
to get pretty ugly.

Oh, I hear you. Okay.
Let's do something.

Dearly beloved, we're
gathered here today

to join this man and this woman.

We have to talk.

Honey, we're
about to be married.

She's just a little bit nervous.

Moving right along.

If anyone present
has any objection...

Yeah, I do.

Honey, the "I do's"
don't come until later.

Please continue
with the ceremony.

No, you can't.

I love your son.

No, y'all don't understand.

I'm only 15.

Ooh, no, no, no.

I'm not the bride.

Raven?!

Raven?!

So where's my bride?

Oh, there was a party

and some chili dogs...

But Mr. Carter, I wanted to
talk to you before you moved.

Um... Devon and I

have something really special.

And if you move to
Seattle, it'll be over,

so I came here to ask you,
please, please, don't go.

Wait, let me get this straight:

All right, you
crashed my wedding,

you stole the gown,

you impersonate my
bride, and then you just...?

Okay, you know
what? If you lump it

together like that, it's
going to sound bad.

But if you separated it,

and get to the root
of the situation...

Dad, can I have a second
with Raven, please?

Just don't mind me.

I'm just looking for my bride.

Chandra?

Raven, I know all of
this is happening so fast,

but, I mean, look at my dad.

He's never been happier.

Well, my point is, we're moving

and he's not going
to change his mind.

Yeah, it's kind of crazy for
me to come here, wasn't it?

I just had to give it a sh*t.

Look, ray, I'm sorry I didn't
tell you about all of this.

I was going to come over
and talk before we left.

We can talk now.

Okay, look...

I think you're really amazing

and I'll never forget you.

Will I ever see you again?

I hope so.

I love you, Rae.

I love you too, Devon.

Weddings always
kind of make me cry.

Hold it.

No one's gotten married yet.

Seriously, has
anyone seen chandra?

She stole my dress
and my husband.

Yeah, I think I spotted her.

Catch.

I now pronounce
you husband and wife.

Good-bye, Rae.

Bye, Devon.

Mom, dad...

Mom, dad!

Mom. Ears.

I have tried to be strong

these past couple of weeks,

but I'm about to cr*ck.

Oh, Rae, honey,

I thought you were starting

to be okay with Devon moving.

Oh, I am, mom, it's...

It's that chicken.

Who are you telling?

You know, Raven is right.

We should just explain to Corey

that his very appreciated
and thoughtful gift

is driving us up the wall!

Yes.

Whew! Yes!

I don't know about you guys,

but clucky was
plucking my last nerve.

Yeah, that act was
getting kind of old.

Yeah. Oh, we're
going to miss him.

Clucky, bye, bye.

And hello, sir quackington.

Does sir quackington sing?

No.

He makes wise quacks.

You're ugly. Quack, quack.

Busted. Quack, quack.