03x16 - On Top of Old Oaky

[bunniefuu]

Man, you guys, I can't believe

they're gonna cut
down my favorite tree.

Oh, did you hear

they're gonna get
rid of old oakey.

The school nurse?

Aw, man!

Well, her eyesight was going.

Last week, she gave
my backpack a flu sh*t.

Ra!

It's not the nurse, ok?

Old oakey is right
outside our window.

Hello.

Chelsea, girl, I
cannot see anything.

That big ugly tree
is all in the way.

What you talking about?

Oh!

Old oakey is the
tree... Outside.

Ok!

I really hate to say this,

but sometimes you guys
are just a little bit slow.

I can't even believe you guys.

Old oakey's been here for, like,

hundreds of years, ok?

He's provided shade
and beauty. Ok?

And without trees, we
destroy our entire ecosystem.

Yes! Thank you.

Who are you?

I'm Jake. I just transferred
in from Jefferson.

I'm Chelsea.

Hi.

At least somebody gets it.

Sorry I'm late, class.

My potbellied pig
was having babies.

It turns out Ramon is Ramona.

Siéntanse.

That means sit down.

Third year Spanish.

Aye!

Hey, Chels, why don't
you sit next to Jake?

I can't, ra. This
is Eddie's seat.

Oh.

You need to see-an-tan-tan-tay
right here next to Jake.

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♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, ra!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now
'bout to put it down ♪

♪ yeah come on
and ride with ra now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ all right, all
right keep it goin' ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ I like that ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Oh, hey, girls. How was school?

I got a "b" on my Spanish quiz,

and guess what Chelsea got?

A boyfriend.

No. Don't listen to her.

♪ Jake and Chelsea ♪

♪ tryin' to save a tree ♪

♪ k-i... ♪

♪ I-n-g ♪

who's Jake?

He's this boy.

Oh! This really cute boy.

Well, he's kinda cute.

I mean, kinda. Sorta.

In a really cute sort of way.

Actually, Jake's gonna
help us save old oakey.

Oh, mom, and for
your information,

that's a tree. Not the nurse.

I just don't really know how I'm
gonna get people to actually care.

Well...

You could have
kids sign a petition.

That is such a good
idea, Mrs. Baxter.

Ra, we should start tomorrow.

Oh. Yeah. I'd love to.

But, see, there's a monster sale

at the shoe shack tomorrow.

Ok. What's more important, ra,

shoes or trees?

See, I know the answer
that you want me to say.

However, it's the
shoes. Monster sale.

Fine. I bet Jake will help me.

I bet he will.

What is that sorry sound?

That's Cory's band.

They're practicing for
the benefit at the chill grill

for the music program.

Well, let me be the
first to contribute.

I will give you
$5.00 to shut up!

Yeah!

That was great, guys.

I don't want to
toot my own horn,

but... Guys, we rock!

We need a singer.

A singer. Yeah!

Then we'd rock
hard with a singer!

We could hold auditions.

But it's got to be a girl.

A cute girl.

A girl! Yeah!

Then we'd rock hard
with a singer who's cute.

A girl?

Girls make my mouth dry.

C-come on. Easy, William.

I'll handle the ladies,

and you handle the music.

Now, let's jam.

All right. A-one, a-two,

a-one, 2, 3, 4.

Save old oakey!

Free the tree!

Yeah! Yeah! A friend in need

is a friend who
used to be a seed.

Thank you so much for signing.

Oh, and remember,
there were no trees harmed

in the making of this petition.

Wow, Chels. Hey, this
is really starting to fill up,

although I think you could
use a few more right over here.

Whoo! A-ha-ha!

That's my tickle spot.

Wow. I mean...

If there were more
people like you,

this planet would
be a better place.

Really? Yeah.

Well, how do you
feel about animals?

I love 'em.

Me, too. I'm a vegetarian.

Me, too. Get out!

Whoa.

That is so cool. Wait.

So, you would
never eat an animal?

Shh! Shh!

Don't speak of meat.

I'll be right there.

So, what are you
guys looking at?

You know.

Nuh-uh.

Uh-huh.

Ok, ok. Jake's
perfect, you guys.

I mean, he's funny,

he's sensitive, I mean,

he cares about the environment,

and most importantly,

he's a vegetarian just like me.

Oh, well, girl,
if he's so great,

why are you talking to us?

Get over there.

It's so nice to see
Chelsea so happy.

Jake seems like the
perfect guy for her.

These are the best ribs in town.

Ra, what did you see?

It was ugly.

Jake...

Wait, wait, wait.

What're you talking about?

Jake's no vegetarian.

He was grubbin'
on a rack of ribs.

There was meat
flying everywhere.

So, you mean Jake
lied to Chelsea?

Let's just say she's lucky

her neck is not smothered
in barbecue sauce.

We got to tell her that
Jake is a fake, right?

Oh, we can't do that.

She's crazy about this guy.

Well, we're gonna need proof

if she's gonna believe us, ok?

Did you see which
restaurant he was in?

No, but he did say, "these
are the best ribs in town."

Well, we gotta
catch him in the act.

I don't even know
if it was tonight.

Well, we'll go
every night, then.

Do you know how many rib
joints there are in San Francisco?



because we gonna
check all of them.

For Chelsea.

Right.

♪ Everybody knows that when ♪

♪ push comes to shove ♪

♪ nothin' feels better ♪

♪ than feelin' the love ♪

Ok. The truth is,

I wasn't even feelin' it, dog.

Who's next?

Tonya Baxter.

What? Ton...

Mom, mom, mom,
what're you doing?

I'm auditioning for your band.

Now, I just want to do my part

to help the music program.

Besides, I think it would be fun

to have a band with your mom.

Oh, yeah, it would.

So, um, why don't
you start one...

With grandma?

Ok. Fine. All right.

You'll be back.

And grandma rocks
harder than all of you.

Francesca, you're next.

Can you sing feelin' the love?

Sure.

Good. Because it's
the only song we know.

♪ Can you feel it? ♪

♪ Can you feel the love? ♪

♪ Nothin' feels better than ♪

♪ feelin' the love ♪

♪ everybody knows that when ♪

♪ push comes to shove ♪

♪ nothin' feels better than ♪

♪ feelin' the love ♪

Next! What?

Man, you weren't feelin' it.

I can't feel anything.
My head's numb.

Guys, she is exactly
what we're looking for.

Trust me. I know music.

And that wasn't it.

Seriously, guys, I
can't feel my head.

What's the name of this band?

Cory and the boys.

Exactly, boys.

Let Cory take care of this.

Ok?

Congratulations, Francesca.

You're in the band.

What?

Man, we hit every
rib joint in this town,

and there was no sign of Jake.

Maybe you ate him.

Now, look here, ra,

we cannot just
walk into a rib place

and not order a slab, ok?

It could blow our cover.

Bottom line is that we still
don't have any evidence

that Jake lied to Chelsea.

What up, guys? What up, Jake?

What's up wit' it, Jake?

Jake!

What is he doing here?

Wait. Your father does not
serve ribs, and I would know that.

He does tonight!

Eddie, he does tonight.

Where was he
sitting? Where was he?

Over there. All
right. Over there.

Dad, dad, the guy who
was eating those ribs...

Is he the one that just left?

I'm sorry. I can't reveal that.

Customer/chef confidentiality.

Dad, we're blood, ok? Tell me.

Look, I got a reputation.

I don't want to
lose my street cred.

Hi, you guys.

I turned in my petition,
and they sh*t me down.

They're still going to
cut down old oakey.

What? But your shirt was
covered with signatures.

Yeah. I knew I should've
filled in that tickle spot.

I'm sorry, Chelsea.

You know what? Jake's
gonna be so crushed.

Yeah, um, speaking of Jake...

Do you know where
he was tonight?

Yeah. He was at
the health food store

picking up food for his family.

Actually, I bet he's having
a tofu burger right now.

Or sucking some
pork out of his teeth.

What? Listen, Chels,

we don't want you to get mad,

but, um... I had a vision

that he was eating ribs.

Oh, no, that's ridiculous, ra,

Jake's a vegetarian.

Chels, he just walked out,

and look what the special is.

He was covered
in barbecue sauce,

and there was a big pile
of ribs on his plate, girl.

Well, did you actually see
him eating the meat, ra?

No, but in my
vision... your vision?

Ra, sometimes your visions
don't always come true.

I mean, I really like this guy,

and you want me
to break up with him

just because you kinda,
sorta see into the future.

Hey, wait a second, Chels.

Ok. What I saw
was your boyfriend

sorta, kinda grubbin'

on a baby back rib,
that's what I saw.

Yeah, yeah.

And I don't know too many
vegetables with bones.

Ok, now you guys are really
starting to make me mad.

You cannot get mad at us, girl.

He's the one who's a phoney.

Yeah, and if he's
lying about this,

what else could he
be lying about, Chels?

I can't believe
you don't trust us.

Why should I trust you, ra?

Why? You don't care
about old oakey, ok?

You don't care
about my boyfriend,

and you know, I don't even
think you care about me.

Raven, Edmond... It is Edward.

Whoever. You should be
happy I said your name at all.

Chels, we are just
trying to help you,

I mean, if Jake's a liar,

you could end up getting hurt.

What are you doing?

I'm moving into another locker.

Where are you moving to?

I'm moving into Jake's locker

until I can find a
place of my own.

I can't believe

you're lockering
up with some guy

that you just met.

Well, unlike you two,

he's 100% committed
to me and old oakey.

Good-bye, Raven.
Good-bye, Edgar.

It is Edmund!

Edward. Whoever!

♪ Can you feel it? ♪

♪ Can you feel the love? ♪

♪ Nothin' feels better ♪

♪ than feelin' the love ♪

♪ everybody knows that when ♪

♪ push comes to shove ♪

♪ nothin' feels better ♪

♪ than feelin' the love ♪

Bye-bye, Cory.

Bye-bye, Francesca.

Bravo!

Bra-vo!

Great. I'll see you
guys tomorrow.

Ok. Man!

Just when you think
she can't get any better.

Cory... We want you
to hear something.

What is this?

It sounded like 2 cats
fighting over fish guts.

It's Francesca.
We just recorded it.

No way. She sings like an angel.

She looks like an angel.

She sings like a buzz saw.

Cory, don't you see
what's happening?

You're blinded by love.

Technically, he's
deafened by love.

I'm sorry you're not
feeling well, Jacob.

It's not contagious, is it?

Uh, no. I think it was
just something I ate.

Oh, good. Adios.

You think he's really sick?

This wouldn't be
the first time he lied.

Ok, class... Qué hora es?

Anyone?

Aye, aye, aye.

I know, I know!

I hear a voice,
but I see no hands.

Out here!

The answer is son las dos.

Chels, what are
you doing up there?

Well, not that you care,

but this is my protest, ra, ok?

Jake and I are going
to stay up in this tree

until they promise not
to cut down old oakey.

Jake? Chels, Jake is
on his way to the nurse.

Yeah, ra, that's
all part of the plan.

Ok? The nurse is
gonna send him home,

and then Jake's going to come

right up here with
me. You'll see.

You know what, Chels?

If you want to sit
up in some tree

with your rib-eating boyfriend,

go ahead and go. Do it.

Fine.

Thank you so
much for being here.

We got some really great
acts coming up tonight.

Music is so
important to children,

so please, give generously.

Man, I feel really bad
about leaving Chelsea

up in that tree all by herself.

Yeah, you never know, ra.

Jake could've climbed
up there after school.

Yeah. Maybe my vision was wrong.

We never saw Jake
actually eating the ribs.

Yeah.

Until now!

Look at him greasing
on those baby backs!

These are the best ribs in town.

My vision was right!

Come on.

You lyin', rib lickin'...

trying to eat my daddy's ribs!

Raven, what's wrong?

That is Jake. He
lied to Chelsea,

because he eatin' ribs.

You don't eat ribs, homey.

Raven, wait. Calm down.

This is exactly why I
don't give out the names.

So, 'sup, Jake?

Why aren't you up in
the tree with Chelsea?

No, I mean, come on, bro.

Chelsea's cute, but... heh...

She's not tree-climbing cute.

Oh, oh.

So, you really weren't
down for the cause.

You lied to her?

You're a guy.
You know how it is.

Huh? You want to
get with the ladies,

you got to tell them
what they want to hear.

You tell them what... right!

I got it. Ha ha ha ha!

You got barbecue sauce
all over your shirt, man.

Dude, no I don't.

Now you do, ok?

Now get on! Get
on before you get

hickory smoked somewhere.

Yes, you rib-licking...
You ain't gettin' no ribs!

That was my best customer.

Come on, Eddie. You know
what we got to do, right?

Yeah. I'm with you.

Let's go.

Man, how can something that
looks so good sound so bad?

Something must be done.

Cory, I have a confession.

I have stage fright.

I can't sing in front
of all these people.

That's great!

I mean...

That is great that you
shared that with me.

You don't have to sing tonight.

Aw, thank you, Cory.

Oh. That's ok.

But I'm letting the band down.

No! No! That's ok. That's ok.

That's ok.

But wait a minute here.

We're on in 10 minutes
and we don't have a singer.

I think I have an idea.

One, 2, 3, 4.

♪ Can you feel it? ♪

♪ Can you feel the love? ♪

♪ Nothin' feels better ♪

♪ than feelin' the love ♪

♪ everybody knows that when ♪

♪ push comes to shove ♪

♪ nothin' feels better ♪

♪ than feelin' the love ♪

♪ love comes in ♪

♪ your heat goes pop ♪

♪ you start to dance ♪

♪ and you'll never stop ♪

♪ can you feel it? ♪

♪ Can you feel the love? ♪

♪ Nothin' feels better ♪

♪ than feelin' the love ♪

♪ everybody knows that when ♪

♪ push comes to shove ♪

♪ nothin' feels better ♪

♪ than feelin' the love ♪

♪ On top of old oakey ♪

♪ all covered with leaves ♪

♪ oh, Chelsea, stop singing ♪

♪ I'm begging you, please ♪

Jake, is that you?

Jake?

What are you guys doing here?

Chelsea... Jake's not coming.

Yeah, I guess I
kinda figured that

when I saw the nurse go home.

I'm really sorry,
Chels, but we saw Jake

at the chill grill eating ribs.

Yeah. And this time,

we saw him with our own eyes.

It's my own fault.

I mean, you guys
tried to warn me.

It's just...

I was just so excited
about finding a guy

I had so much in common with.

I should've listened to you.

I'm such a jerk.

No. He's the jerk.

Yeah. And he missed
out on a great girl.

You guys... Hey, is it all right

if I get my old locker back?

Yeah. It's right
there waiting for you.

So, um, this is old oakey, huh?

He ain't so bad.

Yeah. I could kick it up here.

Come on, you guys,
you don't have to do this.

We want to, Chels.

Yeah. And now
that we're all up here,

ain't nothing going
to bring us down.

Hey, come on. Let's
sing it all together.

♪ On top of old oakey ♪

Oh, no! For real! Aah!

Timber!

Are you guys ok?

Yeah.

Oh. Good.

♪ Well, now old oakey ♪

♪ is on top of you ♪

I cr*ck myself up.

I'd like to say a few
words. You know.

Ode to old oakey.

All those years in
this beautiful spot,

giving us shade when it got hot,

we all really loved
you such a lot.

Too bad you snapped
because you had tree rot.

Good-bye, old oakey.

Hello, baby oakey.

You know, you guys,
this isn't the end.

It's a new beginning.

Ahem.

♪ On top old oakey ♪

♪ all covered with leaves ♪

Stop. Uh... ♪ La na na la da ♪

♪ la la la la la ♪