03x34 - Vision Impossible

[bunniefuu]

"Hello. And welcome

to the mother nature's beauty
secrets party, smile here..."

Uh..."our shampoos are
all-natural, totally organic,

"and completely vegetarian.

"They're equally at
home on your hair or...

On your salad."

Mmm-mmm!

That's... That is...
that is... "Tasty."

"Now, someone I've never met

will tell us how she feels
about this all-natural shampoo.

Hey, Rae.

I mean... Stranger.

Hi, ladies.

Ever since I've been using
mother nature's beauty secret,

my hair has never
felt more bouncy...

Shiny... Or full of luster.

Don't touch the luster.

Wow! Now, who would
like some free samples?

Ooh.

Here you go.

Enjoy, you guys.

All right, stay beautiful.

Bye.

Wow! Man, once they
try those free samples,

the orders will come pouring in.

No they won't, Chels,

'cause you gave
away the product.

These are the free samples.

Oh... Not again!

Hey, you guys, come back!

I think I gave you the wrong...

Can't a man have some privacy?

Rae, you were
supposed to watch me.

I... I'm sorry. I was
watching something else.

Let's go.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and ride
with the break now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

So I was a floating head

brushing my teeth
in your locker?

Oh, that is impossible.

Well, of course it is.

You don't even know
her combination.

Look, that's never
gonna come true...

right?

No. Of course not.

But, you know what?

I've been having these
weird visions all week.

Yesterday I had one
about a scratching cat.

What's so weird about that?

Well, he was scratchin'
on the turntables.

Whiskers was all like,

"♪ micka-meow, micka-meow,
micka-micka-meow ♪

Hiss-ss-ss!"

Then I had a vision
about dad and Cory

dressed up like a sailor and a
cowboy searchin' for gold on the moon.

What is that?

Did you tell 'em?

Oh, yeah. I mean,

what's it's gonna hurt?

They're not gonna go to the
moon and actually dig for gold.

That would be crazy.

Could you imagine...
In a sailor outfit?

These people
claim they live here.

Oh, look, it's the
village people.

Ha... ha.

Dad, Cory, what are you doing?

I caught them digging up the
lawn down at Harvey moon's place.

Officer, as I tried to explain,

we had a very strong
reason to believe

that there was
something very valuable

buried underneath that lawn.

Was it your dignity, sir?

We filled in the hole,

and Harvey's not
pressing any charges.

I'm watching you, cowboy.

And you, too, popeye.

You guys dug up
Harvey moon's yard?

Yeah, because you said
there'd be gold under there.

I said the real moon.

Well, I can't go to the
real moon in these clothes.

It's embarrassing.

I don't know why you
guys even listened to me.

I told you my visions
have been jacked-up lately.

And it's really starting
to freak me out.

This has never
happened to me before.

Look, honey, if you're
getting that upset about it,

why don't you see that
doctor at the psychic institute?

Ohh! Dr. Sleevemore.
You know what?

And he's not only a doctor,
he's also a psychic. Hmm.

Oh! Dr. Sleevemore!

Raven.

I had a strong feeling you
were gonna need my services.

Sorry I took so long. Hello.

This is the sleevemore
mobile psychic oscillator.

So will this help Raven figure out
why she's having these weird visions?

It should.

Is it gonna hurt? It shouldn't.

But if your ears start to smoke,

raise your hand. What?!!

Small joke.

A little sleevemore humor

always helps to relax the brain

before we fry it. Aahy-aah!

Again, small joke.

Any questions before we start?

Yes.

Can I interest you in
some all-natural shampoo?

Yes. It leaves your hair shiny
and bouncy and full of luster,

just like Raven's.

Really? Because, you know,

I was just saying to
Mrs. Sleevemore this morning

that my hair has plenty of
bounce, but it does lack luster.

Just in front.

Mmm! Champignon! Very nice.

Hello! Can we please
get back to my cranium.

Of course.

We'll talk.

Now, Raven, in order to determine
the cause of your bizarre visions,

I'm going to probe that part of
your brain that stores memories

and project them
onto the screen.

You're gonna
probe Raven's brain?

You gotta find it first.

You know what? I'm
gonna probe my foot...

Ok! Ok!

Enough, you two.

All right, let's
start oscillating.

Now, Raven, has
there ever been a time

when you felt that
you weren't yourself?

That's right. I am
Marvin c. Sweetback.

I have been named
new general manager

of sassy's
international. Nuff said.

Hello.

Hey, there, little lady.

I'm your plumber.

Y'all just keep on
doing what you're doin'.

I'm called the
invisible plumber,

so I'm just gonna be invisible.

Ok. Oh, actually, sir,
it's our upstairs bathroom.

Hey, little lady!

Who is your plumber? You are.

So what's my name?
Mr. Plumber, sir!

Well, hello, there,
Mr. Petrocelli.

I'm Tonya Baxter,
Raven's mother.

Thanks for coming.

Anything for my
baby's favorite teacher.

Welcome to augustine's.



Please, stop looking at me!

Why can't I just blend in?

Hello, folks,

and welcome to
rusty's bar and grill

located on i-94 right next
to Leanna's hair emporium,

where the bigger the
hair, the more we care.

Freeze, suckers!

Call me now! Call me psychics

because your
future's on de line.

Well, well... Well.

Look what we've got here.

Oh, the name's E.R. 'cause I, like,
totally live in the emergency room.

Get it? Eh heh heh!

Hello... I'm sunshine.

Very interesting, Raven.

It seems that you have
some multiple identity issues.

No, no, no, no. I know who I am.

It just that sometimes,

my visions put me
in weird situations

where I don't want other
people to know who I am.

Well, that may be,
but it doesn't explain

what's been happening
to your visions.

It might be phsyical.

Have you had any bad falls?

Well... One or 2, really.

Zap 'em!

Aah!

These are pretty good.

Tell me when.

Get over!

But... whoa!

Aah!

Could someone get
me down from here?

Gently.

Aah!

Aah!

I'm ok.

I'm gonna leave here
while I still have my dignity!

I'm ok.

Aah!

I'm ok.

Aah!

I'm not ok.

- I ain't never seen that.
- That's crazy.

She went way up in the sky.

Hello! Hello! Pain... a lot!

I'm sorry, Raven.
I've looked at the data,

but I can see no plausable
scientific explanation for your problem.

Great. Great.

So my my vision's just
gonna stay jacked-up?

It was bad enough
when they were normal.

Well, it might
just be temporary,

but there is an alternative.

However, it's... Quite extreme.

I'm listening.

Well, I can de-oscillate the
hemisphere of your cerebral cortex

that controls your
paranormal vibrations.

Say what?

I can zap your bean and
turn off the visions forever.

Really?

No more visions?

Are you serious, doc?

One zap, and my
visions are gone forever?

Just think Rae, for once in
your life, you could be normal.

Yeah, like us.

Well... Some of us.

Rae, this is a
very big decision.

You should think about it.

I am thinking.

I'm thinking about all the trouble
my visions have caused me.

Chelsea!

Oh! Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Oh, snap!

What did you see?
Ok, well, first... oh!

Pretty much that.

Ohh! Aah! Stop! Stop!

Aah! Ho-ho! Ok, wait!

Ok, let's make a deal,
plant. Let's make a deal.

Aah!

Oh, cool!

Dad, maybe we
should... oh, snap.

Girl, you are so ready
for that blue rain concert.

So am I.

No!! No!!

Oh! Oh, man!

This can't be good.

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Don't forget the nachos, please.

Ha ha ha!

Nachos.

Nachos?

Here! Take some nachos, people!

Take some nachos!

Take some nach...

Raven, stop your crazy machine

before the whole
school is filled.

Ok, ok. I'm goin' in.

Ok, 1... Argh!



Come on.

Get it, Chels! Get it!

Aah!

Oh! Who's... who's this?

This is exciting.

Now spread it around evenly.

I'm spreadin'. I'm
spreadin'. I'm spreadin'.

Oh!

Aah!

My cheeks!

Aah!

What caused you
to swell up like that?

Oh, I ate a mushroom.
I'm super allergic.

Have you been
using this shampoo?

Yep. I champignon every day,

just like it says on the bottle.

Do you know what
"champignon" means?

Yes. What? French
for "shampoo," right?

No, no.

It's French for "mushroom."

Aah! Mushroom shampoo?!

Chels, did you know that "champignon"
meant "mushroom" in French.

Did you know?

No.

Ok, yeah, Rae, I did.

I'm so sorry. I forgot
you were allergic.

Well, there's your problem.

The shampoo seeped
through your scalp

and had an allergic reaction

with your cerebral
cortex, manifesting itself in,

as you so quaintly put it,

these "jacked-up visions."

So, wait a minute, if she
stops using this shampoo,

her visions will
go back to normal?

They should.

Oh, you'll be back to
yourself in no time, Rae.

Yeah, myself...

Falling, getting
into weird situations,

causing everybody trouble.

Rae, what are you saying?

I am saying, you guys, I
am done with these visions.

Go ahead and zap me, doc.

All right. I have to
make a few adjustments.

Um, Rae, this is pretty drastic.

Yeah. Before you do anything,

think about all the good times
we had because of your visions.

Thanks to Eddie Thomas,
Chelsea Daniels, and Raven Baxter

for taking a stand and for
going undercover for us.

Thank you, Raven.

I never thought I'd
see the 4 aces again.

Thank you so much
for knocking on my door.

And, you know,
you're a very sweet girl,

even though you
do talk to yourself.

Cory, I never
thought I'd say this,

but I am so proud of you.

I never thought
I would say this:

But thanks for havin' my back.

This girl does
not have the look!

The look?

Who says that's the only look?

You make people feel bad
if they don't look like that.

No one looks like that.

I don't even look like that.

Because in case
you haven't noticed,

people come in all
shapes and sizes,

and they're all beautiful.

Tell it, girl!

Speak the truth!

Put that in your magazine.

Aah!

I'm sorry.

Oh, me, too.

Hug. Hug.

♪ On top of old smokey ♪

♪ all covered with weeds ♪

Uh... ♪ La la la la-la ♪

Uh-huh!

Oh, yeah.

♪ I'm a real funky dude ♪

♪ in this crazy disco mood ♪

See, now that my
feet are on the ground,

I'll show y'all how
Americans get down.

Hook it up. Hook it up.

♪ I can feel ♪

♪ the rhythm of your heart ♪

♪ ooh ooh-ooh ♪

♪ nay, nay, what
it's all about ♪

♪ nay, nay, wanna
hear you shout ♪

♪ come on, everybody
try and make some noise ♪

Gravy. Ahh...

Thank you for bringin' gravy

back into our lives.

That was it! That
was it, you guys!

That was my vision.

Yeah. And I love your visions.

Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em.

You don't have to love the
outdoors just 'cause I do.

Yeah. I guess you're right.

We can like different things

and still be best friends.

Mm-hmm.

It sure is beautiful.

Yeah.

Ahh... well...

I guess there have
been some good times.

All right, Raven,
sit back and relax,

and your visions
will be gone forever.

No! No, doctor!

I don't want it! I
don't want it! No!

Stop it!

Aah!

Help me! Help me!

Aah!

Stop it, please! Oh!

Hold on tight, Raven.

I'm trying to find the
emergency brake.

Aah!

Aah! Whoa! Aah!

Aah!

Found it.

I'm ok.

So my visions, are they gone?

I don't know. You
jacked-up my oscillator.

But I don't want
to lose my visions.

I realize I just wouldn't
be me without them.

Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry.

It'll be ok.

Oh, that's right, you guys.

I know that face.
You had a vision.

Yes, you guys, and
it was a normal one,

and you guys were all
rushing up to hug me.

Aw.

I said rushing!

Oh! Oh, right!

Oh, that's right, you guys.

Oh, just like in my vision.

Oh, looKit at Rae.

She's snoozin' away.

Well, she did have
a pretty rough day.

And Dr. Sleevemore's not
picking up his stuff until tomorrow.

Y'all wanna see what
Raven's dreamin'?

Oh, Cory,

peeking-in on someone's dreams

is an invasion of privacy.

Yeah. We shouldn't do it.

I didn't say that.

Yeah!

Shh-shh-shh!

Ohh...

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ hey, hey, ah-ey... ♪

Happy Valentine's day.

I love you, Rae.

I love you, too, Devon.

That's our song.

Would you like to dance?

I'd love to.

Devon, it was such
a beautiful day today.

Rae, you're the most
beautiful girl in the world.

Oh...

Are y'all spyin' on my dream?!

That is jacked-up!

I am angry, I am awake,

and I'm comin' to gitcha!

This is awkward.

You better run! You're nosy!

Aah! Aah!

Come here!