04x03 - Under Siege

[bunniefuu]

Welcome to Perry's
Paradise Resort.

Don't worry about your bags. One of
the robot bellhops will get them.

Ah, yeah, suitcase sled!
Whoo-hoo!

You remember
my sweet niece Kerry.

No, but would your evil niece Kerry
like to introduce her to us?

She's staying for the weekend.

Give her a room with a view.

Here you go.

This is money from a board game.

And there's plenty more
where that came from.

Don't worry,
I won't be a bother.

You won't even know I'm here.

I just wanna spend
some quality time

with my favorite Auntie Terry.

I have been accused
of being fun.

And of identity theft.

You're not fooling us, Kerry.

You act all nice
until your aunt's gone,

and then you go off
to trip roller skaters

and sell ice packs
to the injured.

My sweet niece
would never do that.

Everyone knows the
roller rink is my turf.

Dougie!

Kerry, I'd like you to meet
your future uncle, Douglas.

I've heard all about you.

You're the one
obsessed with my aunt.

Yeah.

She is a, uh...

handsome woman.

Settle down, Romeo.
There's kids here.

Come on. Help me
get her room ready.

Yeah. Be right there.

So this is the monster

who owned you two last year?

What did she do,
not invite you to her tea party?

Keep talking and I'll snap

those little twigs
you call arms.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

These are bionic twigs.

Well, this one is.

From here down.

So... what's your game, Kerry?

Why are you really here?

Gotta lay low
till the heat blows over.

Got sloppy on
my last job back at Creek.

What did you do this time?

Till the witness
wakes up, nothing.

Just stay outta my way,

and I'll stay outta yours.

Hey, she took my wallet.

Oh, man, she owned
you guys again.

The world's first
bionic superhumans

are stronger than us,

faster, smarter.

The next generation
of the human race is...

Living on a bionic island.

Ah!

Morning. Another day,

another day to make the world
a better place.

Well, this day's ruined.

Uh! I just stepped on
broken glass.

Things are looking up.

Leo's tablet.

Someone's been in here.

We must not have heard them
because we were in our capsules.

- Leo, wake up.
- Ah!

Did you hear anything
last night?

Someone broke in.

No, but I am a really
deep sleeper.

I cannot tell you how many times

I've woken up in a body bag.

This had to be Perry's niece.

Wow, you got schooled
by a toddler again?

She broke your tablet.

Bring her to me.

Whoa. You're fast.

Homely, but fast.

We know what you did.

Yeah, that thing
with the handcuffs.

You've been going
to magic school.

You're gonna replace
everything you stole or broke.

- I didn't do it.
- That clears that up. Back to bed.

Hey, you're not going anywhere.

Aunt Terry!!

[screaming]

Did it occur to you
that I have bionic hearing?

Nope, but good to know.

- Aunt Terry!!
- [screaming]

What is all the yelling about?

I didn't even have time
to put my face on.

Wait, that thing's removable?

Your precious little niece
ransacked the place.

I don't know what they
mean, Aunt Terry.

I was sound asleep, dreaming
of cute little kittens,

when I was ripped out of bed
by this bionic she-man.

How dare you accuse
my sweet little angel?

Me, I get.

Cousin Cletus,
Grandma Flat Nose,

the Pug twins, absolutely.

But her? Impossible.

You call your grandmother
Grandma Flat Nose?

Not to her face.

She's kinda hard to look at.

I can prove Kerry's innocent.

We'll just check
the security footage.

The monitor's broken.

I can't pull up
the security footage.

It's okay.
I'll fix it.

I can fix anything.

I used to be the leading
technician for NASA.

You worked for NASA?

Yeah. The North American
Sumo Association.

I put the pins on the diapers.

[grunting]

- Fixie, fixie, fixie, fixie!
- Wait, don't!

Wow. Can't believe
that didn't do it.

It's not working because
someone fried the server.

That means all the cameras
are down.

You knew you'd get busted,

so you destroyed the evidence.

[Leo] Guys get in here quick.

What do you have to say
for yourself now, Kerry?

That you people are slobs?

Look, your niece is playing you.

The whole
"sweet and innocent" thing,

it's an act.

Aunt Terry, I didn't do this.

Of course you didn't.

I'm gonna catch the real culprit

even if I have
to stay up all night,

which will be easy, 'cause I
spent the winter in hibernation.

Huh. When the dolls
are sleeping,

they almost look human.

I gotcha.

Banzai!

[yelling]

It's me, Douglas.

Oh. Well, I'm still
not getting up.

What are you doing here?

I was just getting a snack

'cause I couldn't sleep.

Oh. Well, you should've
called me.

I would've sung you a lullaby.

♪ Hush, little Dougie,
don't say a word ♪

♪ Mama's gonna marry you
and take you to a cabin ♪

♪ And never let you go
ever, ever, ever, ever ♪

Okay.

Now I may never sleep.

He is so into me,
it's embarrassing.

You. What are
you doing here?

No.

No!

[screams]

What happened?

Someone must've att*cked her.

I was about to check on her,

but I need one of
you guys to make sure

she's really unconscious

before I get my face too close.

I think she's gonna be okay.

What, you're a doctor now?

I checked her pulse.

No, sorry, I wasn't
making fun of you.

I just wanted to see if you'd
take a look at this rash.

Oh, my head.

Douglas, get her
to the infirmary.

Good idea.

Let's put her down humanely.

I can't believe Kerry
would hurt her own aunt

just to get away with
more crimes.

Doesn't make sense.

What if it's not her?

Who would wanna hurt Perry?

Correction. Who would
actually hurt Perry?

Let's think this through.

First, Leo's tablet was damaged.

Maybe someone was trying
to find classified information

but couldn't figure out
the password,

so they tossed it aside.

Then, the criminal disabled
the security cameras,

because they didn't want anyone
tracking their movements.

When Perry started
pursuing them,

- they probably took her out.
- Guys, look.

They took out the hydraloop too.

Whoever did this just
trapped us on the island.

Wait. Those burn marks
are from bionics.

The last time
something like this happened,

it was Sebastian
leading a rebellion.

Guys...

there's still a rebel
living among us.

How could there still
be a rebel here?

I don't know, but for now,
everyone's a suspect.

You!

I knew it was you all along.

I was with you the whole time.

Me!

I knew it was me all along.

Sebastian's rebellion
almost destroyed this academy.

I'm not gonna let that
happen again.

Everyone back to the dorm.

You're on lock-down
until further notice.

Good idea. We'll keep 'em there
until we can question everyone.

♪ Here comes the bride ♪

Good news is,

she checked out okay.

Bad news is,

she checked out okay.

Okay, what happened?
Who att*cked you?

Oh, I'm still a little foggy,

but I remember being
on the front lines.

Then, out of the darkness,


started to charge me.

No, wait.

That was when I ran onto
the field during the Bears game.

That was you?

I thought that was a mascot.

So you seriously don't
remember being sh*t at?

[scoffs] Look,
all I know is that

some bionic freak att*cked me,

and I could really use a hug.

No. Can't. Sorry.

Look, we have to stop
that rebel.

We'll split up and patrol the academy.
Any questions?

Yeah. Now that you know
it wasn't me,

is there something
you'd like to say?

Yes.

Can I please have
my wallet back?


Common area is clear.

Living quarters, all clear.

All clear here, too.

Here that, Douglas?

I'm all alone.

Somebody else say something.

Please.

Adam, what about
the weapons area?

All clear in the boom-boom room.

[growling]

Checked the capsule dorm
three times.

It's all clear.

Are you texting?

No.

I can hear you.

Fine. I'll stop.

[phone chimes]

"Chase is a jerk"?

I think you sent this
to the wrong person.

Nope.

How's the training area, Leo?

Leo. Leo!

Guys, he's not responding.
Get down here fast.

Where is he?

Has anyone seen Leo?

Yes. He's
a 16-year-old male,

about 5'7", answers to
the name Leo.

Guys, I know
you're fearing the worst,

but you have to remember,
it's only Dooley.

- [expl*si*n]
- Whoa!

Oh, no.
The weapons room.

Let's go.

[groaning]

I got it.

That was close.

The rebel almost blew up
the whole academy.

[Douglas shouting]

Of course.

It's you.

No. No, no, no.

No, please.
Please don't hurt me.

[screams]

Duggles!

No. The one person
I cared about.

First Perry, now Douglas.

The rebel's trying
to take us out one by one.

We're officially under att*ck.

Oh, man, really?
It's the weekend.

- [expl*si*n]
- Another blast.

Go. I'll stay here
and nurse him back to health.

Stay with me, Dougie.

Don't go toward the light.

I gotta be honest.

I'm runnin' toward the light.

The rebel's in
the training area.

Oh, man, I didn't know the gym
was open 24 hours.

Let's do this.

Who's there?
Show yourself.

Leo?

What is going on?
Who else is in there?

No one. Leo's the one
who's been attacking us.

I knew it.
Leo's the rebel.

Who else would wanna
take over the island?

Wait, why is Leo the rebel?

What is wrong with him?

He's sleepwalking because
his bionics are going haywire.

He's not rebelling.

He's in a bionic trance.

I'm in a trance watching you
talk all science-y.

Your capsules calibrate
your bionics

with your nervous systems,

but since Leo
doesn't have a capsule,

everything's out of whack.

So technically,

this is your fault
for not giving him one.

Come on, he's barely bionic.

That's it, I'm waking him up.

No, no.
The sudden stimulation

could cause his arm
to glitch even more.

Right now,
it's f*ring externally.

If his laser spheres backfire,
it could blow him apart.

Do it, do it, do it.

If we don't do something,
he's gonna destroy

the whole island.

You guys have to find
a way to contain him.

Then I can recalibrate his arm.

He's gone.

Good. That means
the gym's free.

I'm gonna go do some cardio.

[groans]

Kerry.

Have you seen Leo?

Sixteen-year-old male, about


Uh, yeah, he went
somewhere else.

Hey.

Cool hat. I got one
just like it.

Leo.

If you know what's good for you,

you'll pretend
you never saw this.

Wait. Why do you
look so weird?

[Adam] How are we gonna stop
Leo without waking him up?

Oh, I know how
to keep him asleep.

Just have Chase talk to him.

I just sent you
a pointedly worded text.

[high-pitched screams]

That's Kerry's scream.

- [screaming continues] - Don't
worry, Kerry. We're here to...

[Leo screaming]

- Leo?
- Get her off of me!

What happened?

You just got body slammed
by a Brownie.

Because you and your toy arm
att*cked me.

What are you talking about?

I was sleeping.

Actually, you were sleepwalking.

Your bionics glitched because
Douglas never gave you a capsule.

But I did give you bionics.

Let's focus on that.

Wait, how did you subdue him
without waking him up?

Oh, he woke up.

Hit 'em in the right place,
they always wake up.

She's a Perry.

Here you go, Leo.

My gift to you.

I don't know what to say...

'cause I don't know what it is.

It's a capsule for your arm.

Well, Kerry's taking off.

She said to thank you all
for a wonderful time.

Yeah, I bet she did.
I'm missing a necklace.

And I can't find my watch.

And I'm missing
the rest of my capsule.

Going somewhere?

Hey, Perry.
Over here.

Forget you saw this,
and I'll let you have half.

Half of this is mine.

I caught your niece stealing.

[gasps]
Kerry.

Stealing has
very serious consequences.

What do you have
to say for yourself?

Uh...
Uh, I was sleepwalking?

Works for me.
Say hi to your mom.

Ha! See ya.

The police are on
the other side.

Say hi to your cellmate.

What? What?
No!