08x07 - The Good News Is...

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Previously on "Royal Pains"...

Hank, I want to apply to medical school.

It's the admissions office
from Johns Hopkins.

I'm wait-listed.

Is it true?

Doctor called this afternoon

and if all goes well,

we could be pregnant by
the end of the month.

Hello, Ms. Green.

I'm Dr. Sacani from HankMed.

Is this you being nice,

or you wanting to know
what happens in book six?

Um, both.

I got big news. I'm getting married!

That's a little sudden, no?

You know, Hank, your
father blames himself

for all of your relationship problems.

What do you mean?

He's afraid you've become more like him

and he thinks that's why you
can't seem to settle down.

I had a major dishonesty relapse.

But it won't happen again, right?

Never.

Paige and I will come to your wedding,

but make no mistake,

my first job as a parent

will be protecting my family from you.

♪ Close your eyes ♪

♪ Your mommy's here beside you ♪

♪ Feel my love and let
my spirit guide you ♪

♪ I'll stay with you ♪

♪ Until you fall asleep ♪

♪ My dear ♪

♪ 'Cause I will never
leave you or desert you ♪

♪ And I will do my best
to never hurt you ♪

♪ But if I do ♪

♪ Please know it always breaks ♪

♪ My heart ♪

♪ So as I watch you
dreaming something new ♪

♪ Know that you're the proof
that dreams come true ♪

♪ Because of the girl you are ♪

♪ And the sister I know you'll be ♪

♪ So good night ♪

♪ God bless this family ♪

I can't believe we finally
find out tomorrow.

- I know.
- God.

I'm trying not to be nervous.

- Do I seem nervous?
- A little.

Yeah, I'll try harder.

Slow. Click, click.

I will have you know

that we were rehearsing this
dance for Newberg, not Dad.

So don't think I'm forgiving him, okay?

Okay.

Actually, since you're flying solo,

do you want to borrow
my wife to practice?

- Thank you, honey...
- Oh...

But I'm happy to help.

Ms. Newberg expects you out on
the dance floor too, you know.

Yeah, thank you, but maybe another time.

Sure.

Um, oh, if it's okay,
I'd like your plus one.

The wedding's become a hot
ticket all of a sudden

and the administrator over
at Riverhead Hospital

really wants to go.

Yeah, it's not okay.

Okay, babe, we got a lot of work to do.

Okay. Excuse me.

I take it the staff
meeting isn't happening.

Uh, no, and do you mind being
on call for a few hours?

We've got an important
wedding commitment

and we don't wanna be late for it.

Okay, just five more minutes.

[JAUNTY MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Oh, my God.

I can't believe we're about to meet

the Annette Bellamy.

I grew up watching her movies, okay?

And my parents took me to see
her on Broadway three times.

Can you try to stand
as still as possible?

Oh, my bad.

Maybe, Paige, you should
gush a little less

when she gets here,
for both their sakes.

Oh, that's all right.
Annette is used to it.

That's what you get when
you're a living legend.

- What a dump.
- Darling!

[CHUCKLES]

Annette, this is Divya.

And Paige, the peppy
girl married to Evan

and the PA, you told me.

Oh, my God. I just, like...

Oh, my God, it's...

it's like you.

It's like you. It's like you right here.

Like...

I've watched you in every
movie you have ever made.

I used to pretend that I was
you in "Hold Me Closer."

Why'd you stop?

Uh...

Sh... Uh...

Relax. I'm messing with you.

Oh.

But I'll tell you one thing,

it was this woman...

she's the one who has the real talent.

If she hadn't made a career
out of getting married,

she could have been a
bigger star than I am.

Oh, Ms. Newberg, you acted?

- I dabbled.
- Ha.

She had presence. She had poise.

She had balls.

[LAUGHS] How's the new show?

Time of my life.

Cumberbatch gets a little
handsy now and then.

Annette just flew in from London

where she's working on
a new musical version

of "Uncle Vanya."

BOTH: Oh.

I am so happy you are here.

I couldn't do this without you.

Clearly.

I've been to all five of her weddings.

Well, this is my last one.

Eddie is the only man I ever loved...

for more than a year.

Wait till you see me in my new dress.

Oh, I sizzle.

I think this is my
Schmoopy's way of telling me

to lay off the Oreos.

Maybe.

Hey, Evan, could you give
your dad a hand here?

I think you can handle it.

No, no, no, I... I...

you know what it... it's the wrong size.

I can't figure this out.

Uh, Dad, cumberbunds are adjustable.

Yeah. Hank, would you do me a favor?

Go and see what Ms. Newberg says.

You know, I-I would like to,

but I can't see her in her
dress before the wedding.

Really?

Well, cumberbunds are
so important to her.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

I'm gonna go with him.

- Divya.
- Yes?

I hear you're going to medical school.

Uh, yes.

I just don't know where yet.

And Paige, you're trying
to get knocked up?

[LAUGHS] Wow.

Ms. Newberg really did fill you in.

All right, girls,
fasten your seat belts.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

♪ ♪

♪ I'm not one who suffers
from false modesty ♪

♪ So I'll crow ♪

♪ I'm looking, oh, so goddessy ♪

♪ I hope it doesn't cause you any harm ♪

♪ Or set off an alarm ♪

♪ Sixth time's the charm ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Doing things the easy
way is not for me ♪

♪ Sad but true ♪

♪ My eggs don't seem to care
that Evan's hot for me ♪

♪ Screw you, low motility ♪

♪ Eff you, infertility ♪

♪ I'm makin' a baby ♪

♪ Four kids and med school ♪

♪ They thought I couldn't do it ♪

♪ But I'm the queen of "Hey,
there's nothing to it" ♪

BOTH: ♪ So screw it ♪

♪ It's so much more than chemistry ♪

♪ I'm ready for my pregnancy ♪

♪ Johns Hopkins, you're accepting me ♪

ALL: ♪ There's no question,
it's my destiny ♪

♪ And now the moment
I've been waiting for ♪

♪ Is ready to begin ♪

♪ So you better open up that door ♪

♪ Or I'm kicking it in ♪

♪ ♪

Hey.

Hi.

♪ How's it going? ♪

♪ We're doing just fine ♪

♪ Yes, I'd say that we're fine ♪

♪ I had a question ♪

♪ That I cannot seem to recall ♪

♪ Dad's cumberbund is too small ♪

♪ Tell him, please, no cumberbund ♪

♪ Straps are fine ♪

♪ In fact, they are preferred ♪

BOTH: ♪ Got it ♪

♪ Preferred ♪

BOTH: ♪ We heard ♪

♪ ♪

ALL: ♪ I'm finally the star ♪

♪ Of the show ♪

♪ I'm ready for my close-up ♪

♪ Here I go ♪

♪ Here I go ♪

♪ Here I go ♪

♪ 'Cause all I need is Eddie for me ♪

♪ Johns Hopkins, are you ready for me? ♪

♪ I put the "Mmm" in maternity ♪

ALL: ♪ There's no question,
it's my destiny ♪

♪ 'Cause now the moment
I've been waiting for ♪

♪ Is ready to begin ♪

♪ And I'm not waiting anymore ♪

♪ So you better open up that door ♪

♪ Before I ♪

♪ Kick ♪

♪ It ♪

♪ In ♪

Annette, honey, are you okay?

It's just jet lag.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

Your father's told me so much about you,

Evan, and your sister, Emma.

Didn't see that one coming.

[CHUCKLES]

But, you, concierge doctor to the stars?

That's not exactly...

You know what, he's just being modest.

It's like a sickness.

Speaking of which,

I think that Annette
needs one of your exams.

I do not need an exam.

Ms. Newberg and I are very worried

what with all of the events
coming up for the wedding.

So, Annette, what's going on?

Ask Mr. Doctor over there.

She has trouble hearing,
she has trouble sleeping,

and she's weak.

- Am I right?
- Welcome to life in your 60s.

Uh-huh.



Anyway, how about you
let me draw some blood,

get some more of your
history, and do a CT?

Just to make sure Mr.
Doctor here isn't right.

Fine.

But these symptoms are probably
just from my hearing aids.

I think the batteries d*ed.

Easy peasy. He can fix them.

Uh, Dad, you don't fix
batteries, you replace them.

But if anybody can do it, you can do it.

He takes household items
and makes medical devices.

I'm not kidding. He's
like that guy on TV.

What is that guy's name?
What is the guy's name?

Mr. Fix It?

Mr. Fix It. You're Mr. Fix it.

Okay. I'm Mr. Fix it.

♪ ♪

You're amazing.

These should be in a museum,

not dragged over dirt and asphalt.

I want the newlyweds to
drive away in style.

Thank you for helping.

I know you're not doing it for him.

I can't wait. I'm too excited.

What's wrong with a heads-up?

- The blood test is tomorrow.
- I know. So what?

If we're gonna be pregnant tomorrow,

we're already pregnant today, so...

It's like peeking at the end
of a book before you read it.

- Everyone does it.
- I don't.

Then how do you know
what's gonna happen?

Please?

All right. We'll wait.

[CLASSICAL MUSIC]

Thanks for teaching me to dance.

- Straight line?
- Uh-huh.

- Straight line.
- All right.

Rectangle and triangle.

You're good at this.

- You must practice.
- Uh-huh.

Do you, uh, have a partner
you go out and dance with?

No.

It's like riding a bike,

just to music and with no pedaling.

Ah.

I only ask because I saw that
woman at the lab yesterday.

She seemed excited to see you.

- I thought...
- Rectangle.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, I know her name is C.G.

and that she's a HankMed patient.

Cindy, really, was a HankMed patient.

We're... we're doing research together.

Ah.

But I-I like her.

I'm so happy for you.

She's very... very smart,

uh, and talented and accomplished.

I hope she likes me.

Well, you're all those
things too, Jeremiah,

and I'm sure she will.

You're quite the catch, you know...

single, smart, doctor.

Just like you.

Straight line.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

You bringing her to the wedding?

Uh, Cindy doesn't really like crowds,

and anyway, I don't have a plus one.

Look at you.

It's all coming clear now.

What? No, no. It's not...

Hi, Jeremiah.

Or should I say the future Mr.
Henry Lawson?

- Dad.
- Hi, Eddie.

- Good effort.
- Thanks.

- I've got great news.
- What?

It's not Mr. Fix it. It's MacGyver.

Please tell me you didn't
drive here to tell me that.

I didn't drive here to tell you that.

- Good.
- It's about your brother Evan.

Look, I don't want his
anger to affect his toast

at the rehearsal dinner.

No matter how he feels about me,

his anger should not
affect my bride-to-be.

It's her sixth wedding.
It should be perfect.

All right, don't worry. Okay?

I will make sure Evan behaves.

[CHUCKLES] How?

I don't know.

- I'll MacGyver it.
- [GASPS]

- You smarty-pants.
- [CHUCKLES]

[LIGHT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Look, it's part of our responsibilities

and the honor of being Best Men.

Oh, my God, responsibility and honor.

The fact that you're even using
those two words in a sentence

about Dad is hilarious.

It's ridiculous! Come on.

He deserted us.

He stole money from HankMed.
He sold Boris out.

Like, why would I want a
person like that in my life?

Because people change.

Dad's changed.

Look, he's starting a new life,

he's gonna need our support.

Yeah, well...

I get it, you're upset.

Yeah, I don't think you do.

Look, I'm going. I will
go to the wedding.

I will dance at the wedding,

but I will not give a toast tonight.

- Ugh!
- ♪ For too long ♪

♪ I've been keeping
this family together ♪

Whose family would that be?

♪ For too long I've been
the responsible one ♪

I'm sorry. What?

♪ Now you want me to stand
there all smiles and giggles ♪

Sorry.

♪ I'm done ♪

Okay.

♪ For too long, you've lived
every day unaffected ♪

Yeah, well, I am a CPA.

♪ For too long ♪

♪ For Evan it's fun in the sun ♪

By "fun," you mean building
our business, right?

♪ And, excuse me ♪

♪ I've kept this family together ♪

That's right. Me!

♪ But I'm done ♪

♪ I'm done ♪

BOTH: ♪ I'm done ♪

♪ Yes, I'm done and done and done ♪

♪ I'm through with pretending ♪

That's great.

BOTH: ♪ I'm done and done and done ♪

♪ You can't cure that, son ♪

BOTH: ♪ Yeah, I'm done
and done and done ♪

♪ This chapter is ending ♪

BOTH: ♪ I'm done ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Even so, as you go and
leave this behind ♪

♪ Here's a thing that I pray
will weigh on your mind ♪

♪ This could be your
last memory of Dad ♪

♪ Your last gift as his son ♪

♪ Thank you, no ♪

♪ I'm passing it, I'm okay ♪

♪ Hank, you know ♪

♪ You can't Hank me this time, no way ♪

♪ I can see that you don't
really listen a ton ♪

- Evan.
- ♪ I'm done ♪

- Evan.
- ♪ I'm done ♪

All right, I get it.

♪ You're done and done and done ♪

♪ And yet you're still singing ♪

Oh, my God.

♪ Though I'm done and done and done ♪

♪ I've only begun ♪

BOTH: ♪ I'm done and done and done ♪

- ♪ You're done ♪
- ♪ I'm done ♪

- Evan?
- No.

- Evan.
- No.

Evan.

Fine, I'll do it.

[BELCHES]

Sorry for interrupting.

No, no, no, not at all.
Is everything okay?

- You can...
- Oh, yeah.

Nice to see you again.

I don't make a habit of
breaking and entering,

though I did play a cat
burglar for Hitch once.

It was a second-story job,

and the diamonds were concealed
in a cut crystal decanter

of the finest Canadian whiskey.

Huh.

Annette, is something wrong?

Hmm?

Oh, right. Oh.

Those symptoms your father said I had,

he's smarter than he looks.

Hmm.

Why didn't you tell me before?

It's none of your business.

Okay.

And because I don't want it to be true.

My memory's all funny.

I can't remember how to get
to the theater sometimes.

Can't even remember the cocktails
that I had last night.

It's Alzheimer's,

an ugly name for an ugly disease.

Look, memory loss can be a
symptom of a lot of things,

like lack of sleep, too many cocktails,

or even old age.

Not that you're old or drink too much.

How's your sleep?

I've never been a good sleeper...

- too much to do, until now.
- Mm.

I'll have to quit the show,

quit the business.

It's been my life since I was 19.

Mm.

Have you had trouble remembering
things from your past?

Just new things,

like my lines for the play.

I just stand there like a half-wit.

It's called anterograde memory loss,

and while, yes, that might
be a symptom of Alzheimer's,

you might be suffering from something

that's completely reversible,

like encephalopathy or dehydration.

So let's wait till the
test results come back

before we worry too much.

It's gonna be okay.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Hey, Rembrandt.

Wow, what's that for?

It's for your wedding.

It's for guests to write
their wishes to your guys,

so you'll always know how
many people love you.

What a great thought.

It looks just like the photograph.

Thanks.

Okay, what's wrong?

What do you mean?

It's Eddie. Spill.

[CHUCKLES] I'm fine.

I really don't know what
you're talking about.

- You don't?
- No.

Would you step inside my office, please?

Come here.

All right, what gives?

I'm not pregnant.

Sweetie.

And I'm afraid I never will be.

I just...

don't understand why something
that's supposed to be

so simple has to be so hard.

Okay, listen, I am the perfect example

of how simple gets complicated.

You don't give up.

Now I know why Evan is so upset.

Oh, no, he doesn't know.

Just the thought of telling him...

he's gonna just be...

I know, I know, I know, I know.

I know very few things.

This I know for sure,

one day, you are going
to be a fantastic mom.

Do you believe me?

Do you believe me? Come here.

I promise.

- Wow, are you a good painter.
- [CHUCKLES]

Could you make my teeth smaller?

[LAUGHTER]

Hi.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

We're one blood test away
from being pregnant.

You ready for the news?

I know the news.

We're not.

I, uh,

cheated and took one of the tests.

I peeked at the end.

How are you not a giant
puddle of tears right now?

Oh, I was,

and if it weren't for
Eddie, I still would be.

Eddie who?

Eddie your father.

I, um, did my best to hide it,

you know, to keep it inside,

but he took one look at me and he knew.

Yeah, well, he's always been
very good at reading people.

It's what makes him a good con man.

He wasn't conning me. He was helping me.

Yeah, so you would tell
me and I'd forgive him.

That's what he does. He's
always working an angle.

You cannot trust my father, Paige.

Okay.

You have so much anger towards him,

and I get it,

but you have to figure
out how to let that go

because I want a family...
a happy family...

and that can't happen with you carrying

your anger around all the time.

Look,

I was ready to just give
up on IVF completely,

but after one pep talk with Eddie,

I want to sign up for
another round or two

or ten.

Whatever it takes.

[UPBEAT JAZZY MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

I'm gonna sit down.

♪ ♪

Hello.

- Rosé?
- Yeah, sure.

Would your guest like rosé?

Uh, actually, you can
clear that setting.

My date couldn't make it
to the rehearsal dinner.

- Oh.
- Traffic.

I don't have a date.

♪ ♪

You look like a guy who could
use a drink, and I'm buying.

I think it's an open bar.

Then I've got the next round too.

What's the matter?

No fun being stag at a wedding?

Think everyone's looking at you?

Wondering "What's wrong
with that loser?"

Actually, I wasn't, but now I am.

Please, I've been to
enough weddings on my own

to know what you're feeling,

and those are just Newberg's weddings.

[CHUCKLES]

It would be nice to go to a wedding once

with someone I love,

but that's not what's bothering me.

I've got some bad news.

The test ruled out other
causes for your symptoms.

I have Alzheimer's?

It's more likely, but
it's not a certainty.

Now, I found a neurologist in London

who comes highly recommended.

I'm so sorry I can't help you more.

Hey, you don't get to be more
upset about this than I do.

No one likes a scene-stealer.

Oh. [CHUCKLES]

Well, let's cheer you up.

I've seen a lot of
attractive women here.

So what's your thing, boobs?

Butts?

Something weirder?

♪ There is always a silver lining ♪

Silver lining?

♪ You're a single,
cute, male physician ♪

That's not helping.

♪ You made encephalopathy
sound inviting ♪

♪ With a warm, cheery disposition ♪

Still not helping.

♪ There are ills that
are quite ill-fated ♪

♪ And at my age, I've had a few ♪

♪ But though my memory
is quite deflated ♪

♪ There's no way I'll forget you ♪

♪ The good news is,
you're going to be okay ♪

♪ The good news is ♪

♪ Disease happens every day ♪

♪ And you're the one they're
going to call and say ♪

♪ Make me better ♪

♪ A perfect score, who
gives a crap anyway? ♪

♪ Microvascular changes
sure ain't child's play ♪

♪ Heal thyself ♪

♪ Or whatever it is they say, Doc ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I made belts from animal hide ♪

Yeah.

♪ I thought I had an STD ♪

Right.

♪ We tested positive for syphilis ♪

♪ I packed my bags, that was it for me ♪

♪ But then you said, "No,
it's Hansen's disease" ♪

It was.

- ♪ ALSO KNOWN AS ♪ BOTH: ♪ Leprosy ♪

- Yeah.
- ♪ You made us well ♪

♪ And saved our marriage ♪

BOTH: ♪ Today is our fifth anniversary ♪

♪ You said, "The good news is,
you're going to be okay ♪

♪ So go have sex" ♪
- I don't think...

BOTH: ♪ "Get pregnant this very day" ♪

♪ Now we have twins and
one more is on the way ♪

♪ And you're the reason ♪

- ♪ Dr. Lawson
- Hank.

♪ You're gonna be okay ♪

- ♪ Dr. Hank ♪
- Just Hank.

♪ You always save the day ♪

ALL: ♪ Thank you, Hank ♪

♪ That's what we came here to say ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I had hypertensive nephropathy ♪

Yeah, you did.

♪ You knew it was licorice poisoning ♪

♪ Not hyporeflexia ♪
- Well...

♪ I had somatic skeletal
neuromuscular dysfunction ♪

Yeah, I know.

♪ Who are you? Where is Divya? ♪

- Sorry.
- ♪ I had a CSF leak ♪

♪ And cannabinoid
hyperemesis ♪ That's right.

♪ I still don't know what
the hell that means ♪

I'll explain it later.

♪ You diagnosed me with hydrocephalus ♪

ALL: ♪ You blamed it
on my family genes ♪

♪ But the good news is ♪

♪ We're going to be okay ♪

♪ The good news is ♪

♪ We're living our life today ♪

♪ So don't get down ♪

♪ Turn that frown the other way ♪

♪ And join the chorus ♪

♪ Ignore the ills and spills
that are on display ♪

♪ Life is not an
all-you-can-eat buffet ♪

ALL: ♪ But trust us, Hank ♪

♪ For we'd never lead you astray ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You can't save everyone ♪

♪ Even if you try ♪

ALL: ♪ 'Cause last I checked ♪

♪ It's still quite certain
that we're gonna die ♪

♪ We're all gonna die ♪

♪ ♪

♪ But the good news is ♪

♪ We're going to be okay ♪

♪ The good news is ♪

♪ They're finding cures every day ♪

♪ But you're the one we're
going to call and say ♪

♪ "Make us better" ♪

♪ So smile and read our
file without delay ♪

♪ Run those tests and
please, don't make us pay ♪

♪ And Hank, just say ♪

♪ That good news is on the way ♪

♪ But even if the sky is dark and gray ♪

♪ The good news is ♪

♪ ♪

♪ The good news is, we're
all gonna be okay ♪

MEN: ♪ The good news is ♪

♪ We're all gonna be okay ♪

WOMEN: ♪ The good news is ♪

♪ We're all gonna be okay ♪

MEN: ♪ The good news is ♪

♪ We're all gonna be okay ♪

WOMEN: ♪ The good news is ♪

♪ We're all gonna be okay ♪

MEN: ♪ The good news is ♪

[GLASS SHATTERS] ♪ We're
all gonna be ♪...

[CROWD MURMURING]

Annette.

Annette.

Annette. Annette. Easy, easy.

You're having a seizure.

Okay. Okay.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

♪ ♪

You're missing the wedding.

It doesn't start for an hour

and I wanted to see you first.

What a gentleman. I'm honored.

So your EEG demonstrated slow waves

in the right posterior
temporal zone of your brain,

affecting the occipital
and temporal lobes.

Have you noticed any auditory
or visual changes recently?

I've been seeing numbers.

Uh, digits, complex numbers?

Who do I look like, Stephen Hawking?

Numbers, like the ones
from movies and shows

I've been in.

Singing and dancing, some of which,

I have to say, could use
a little more rehearsal.

Wait, so you've been
having hallucinations?

Like a beautiful waltz down memory lane.

I wish you'd told me sooner.
They're a symptom.

That my memories, along with my career,

are ending?

Hallucinations are not a
symptom of Alzheimer's.

- They're not?
- Neither are seizures.

I think you have a form of epilepsy.

I'm gonna give you some medication

and I'd like to forward your records

to the neurologist in London.

Forward away.

Can I get a doctor's note

to attend a wedding?

I've never missed one
of Toots' nuptials.

Uh, I'm sorry, did you say, "Toots"?

Let's keep that between you and me.

Done and done.

First, let's get you an MRI,

make sure there are no other issues,

but while we await the results,

I see no reason why the maid of honor

can't attend the wedding of Ms.
Toots Newberg.

Hank's not here yet, huh?

He's on his way.

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

I prepared a speech for you,

basically because Hank

forced me to.

I was gonna do it at
the rehearsal dinner,

but, uh,

then it got interrupted,

so...

Would you like to hear it now?

I think I'm gonna need that drink first.

Thank you.

To my dad,

Eddie R. Lawson,

the man who made me who I am,

good and bad.

The same hustle,

the attraction to shortcuts,

the eye for a way in and up,

but also the luck of finding people

who love us for who we are
and make us better men.

It breaks my heart when you
don't live up to the good, Dad,

'cause if you can't live
up to it, how can I?

And you have so much good in you.

For me,

purely because of my wife

and my marriage,

I have more confidence
in being my better self,

being the guy with integrity

who listens and learns

and is happy.

So...

it's my hope that your marriage
brings you the same, Dad.

I love you. Mazel tov.

I love you.

[GLASSES CLINK]

Mazel tov.

I could not have asked for
a better wedding present.

Dad, you know you pushed it too far

when even with your health scare

Evan wouldn't come around.

The health scare made
it worse, actually.

What if we lost you

without even saying good-bye?

Like, I can't do that again.

Again?

You were there for your mom.

No, I wasn't. Not at the end.

Sure you were.

No, I wasn't.

That last night at the
hospital, you went alone.

You said you didn't want
me to see her like that.

Remember?

Evan, I'm so sorry.

I thought I was protecting you.

I know. It's okay.

I'm the one who should be sorry.

I made you do...

an adult's job.

You were such a little boy.

Come here.

All right, here's my promise:

I will never take my sons'

love for granted.

Hmm.

Marriage is a promise

between two people who love each other,

who trust that love,

who honor one another as individuals

in that togetherness,

and who wish to spend the
rest of their lives together.

Will you have this man
to be your husband,

to live together in the
covenant of marriage?

ALL: Mazel tov!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

You know, this is all
because of you, Hank.

If you hadn't fixed my
flat tire way back then,

I never would have met my sweet Eddie.

Well, it was and is my pleasure.

You were Newparts Newberg back then.

And you were a citiot,

but not anymore.

Nice castle for a wedding.

Do I get to meet the infamous owner?

Uh, Boris and Marissa said
they were coming, but...

Well, they sent a gift,
a very heavy gift.

Like a brick.

We haven't opened it yet.

Brick heavy or gold bar heavy?

I will be right back.

[LAUGHTER]

I know it hasn't been easy
right now for you and Paige,

but you've been a good
husband to my daughter

and I just wanted to thank you.

I underestimated you.

Thank you, General Collins.

And I know you'll be a good father

to our grandchild,

whenever that happens.

That means a lot,

especially coming from you, sir.

Maybe it's time I call
you by your first name.

What do you think?

I don't think so, son.

Kind of like our wedding.

Yeah.

Minus a couple of hundred guests,



it's just like it.

And I wouldn't have changed a thing.

Me neither.

I'll go get us some drinks.

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

[SIGHS]

- Are you having fun?
- I am.

Thank you for bringing me.
It's a beautiful wedding.

Well, it's no Garden of Zall.

[LAUGHS]

It's gorgeous, and...

it's very romantic.

[GLASS CLINKING]

May I have everyone's attention?

My spouse, my groom, my lover,

it's time for us to dance,

but first, I want to introduce you all

to a very dear friend of mine,

world-famous violinist, Mr. Joshua Bell.

Thank you, Ms. Newberg, it's...

it's always great to play
at one of your weddings.

Congratulations to you both.

Thank you.

Here you go.

[CLASSICAL VIOLIN MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[BIG BAND MUSIC]

♪ ♪

♪ I never knew that love
would come and find me ♪

♪ Then I met you and left
those doubts behind me ♪

BOTH: ♪ No longer plus none ♪

♪ Happily plus one ♪

♪ ♪

♪ No more reckless
nights of wild abandon ♪

♪ I finally found a hand
to put my hand in ♪

BOTH: ♪ No longer plus none ♪

♪ Happily plus one ♪

♪ ♪

WOMEN: ♪ All of the men ♪

♪ Are clinging to their freedom ♪

MEN: ♪ Deep down, they need a
woman who will need them ♪

ALL: ♪ The grass is always greener ♪

♪ Till the grass gets old ♪

♪ As long as we're a
mister and a missus ♪

♪ We'll fill every year with
lots of hugs and kisses ♪

ALL: ♪ And we won't have to keep ♪

♪ Telling everyone ♪

♪ We're no longer plus none ♪

♪ Happily plus one ♪

♪ ♪

Hey, how are you? Would
you like to, maybe...

♪ ♪

That's okay.

Hi, my name's Hank.

I was wondering if you would like to...

dance with my friend.

♪ ♪

Oh, excuse me. Uh, sorry.

Oh! Excuse me. I'm sorry.

♪ ♪

♪ Too many years spent
living in what could be ♪

♪ Finally now my life
is as it should be ♪

BOTH: ♪ The grass is always greener ♪

♪ Till the grass gets old ♪

ALL: ♪ As long as we are
in this thing together ♪

♪ Even if skies should
bring us stormy weather ♪

♪ I'll stay here with you
until we see the sun ♪

♪ We're no longer plus none ♪

♪ ♪

♪ We're no longer plus none ♪

♪ ♪

♪ We're no longer plus none ♪

♪ Happily plus one ♪

♪ Happily plus one ♪

♪ Happily plus one ♪

♪ Happily plus one ♪

♪ Happily plus ♪...

[SOMBER VIOLIN MUSIC]

♪ ♪

That was magical.

Everyone, come join us
on the dance floor.

Annette? Annette, are you okay?

I'm having a headache,

and it hurts like a... [GROANS]

Okay, okay, I'm getting
you back to the hospital.

I'm worried you may have a brain bleed.

What about the cake?

I'll make sure they save you a piece.

Annette. Annette.

Okay, I got you. I got you.

So, Annette,

the MRI results showed a
cavernous malformation

that the CT missed.

It's a cluster of abnormally
formed blood vessels

bleeding in your brain.

Is that why I've been
having hallucinations?

Yes, and you developed epilepsy

caused by the presence
of the malformation,

but the surgery will evacuate
the bleeding and remove it.

I'm sorry to say, you will lose
your musical hallucinations,

but the good news is

you should full recover
and can continue doing

what you love for years to come.

Oh. Oh, my.

[LIGHT PIANO MUSIC]

[CHUCKLES]

♪ ♪

♪ The good news is ♪

♪ You're going to be okay ♪

♪ The truth is, we don't
know what's in store today ♪

♪ But thank you, Hank ♪

♪ 'Cause every kind word you say ♪

♪ Makes a difference ♪

♪ I've lived my life ♪

♪ The way that I've wanted to ♪

♪ So whether this is it ♪

♪ Or I make it through ♪

♪ The good news is ♪

♪ I'm glad that I met you ♪

[APPLAUSE]

Annette?

I'd love to stay and chat,

but I have a surgery to attend,

and you have that party to get back to.

I think it's time for you
to find your plus one.

Yeah, I'm not sure that it is.

What if I don't need to meet someone?

What if I end up alone
and what if that's okay?

It's been more than okay for me.

And from what I've seen,

you have a whole
community who loves you.

You'll never be alone.

You know, I've been thinking
there's something wrong with me

that I can't find someone,

but maybe there isn't.

I'm having a great life.

Time to dream up your next adventure.

♪ ♪

Okay.

Good luck in there.

We say "break a leg."

Well, then flying in the
face of all medical wisdom,

break a leg.

Okay.

[SOMBER MUSIC]

♪ ♪

We're gonna stay in touch,

we're gonna text, we'll email,

we'll Facebook.

We're gonna send a pigeon.

Oh.

And when we come back,

we're gonna have a party.

- Come on. Let's go.
- We're going!

- Good-bye! We love you.
- Bye, Dad.

Have fun.

[ENGINE ROARING]

[CELL PHONE BUZZING]

Well, that's stating the obvious.

Yeah.

You're on deck, Henry, officially now.

Hey, guess what? Big surprise, babe.

We got to find Hank a bride. Oh.

You're not actually letting
Evan's teasing get to you?

No. No.

I'm gonna miss it.

Am I going somewhere?

Everyone seems to be.

I mean, this one's going
to medical school,

somewhere, you're running the hospital,

Jeremiah's opening up
a lab and his heart.

Maybe it's time for me
to make a change too.

What kind of change?

I don't know. A big one.

Maybe as big as the one
that brought me out here.

Okay. Thanks.

What's going on? Who was that?

What is it? You okay?

Babe.

I'm pregnant.

[LAUGHS]

What do you...

The blood test came back positive.

It's more accurate. [CHUCKLES]

That's why they tell you
not to cheat at home.

We're pregnant.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, my God.

Let's keep it between us.

I just... I want one night
of just us knowing.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Whatever you want...

We're pregnant!

What?

- We're pregnant!
- Congratulations!

Oh, my God! So exciting.

Paige!

Oh, my God.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.