13x12 - Pop! Goes the Queens

[bunniefuu]

[RuPaul] Previously on [/i]RuPaul's Drag Race…

Each of you needs to turn your partner
into your drag doppelganger.

-Little mini Tina.
-[laughs]

[RuPaul] Olivia Lux and Denali.

I think I would have
gotten more Olivia Lux

if you'd come around the corner
in that curly hair.

Like, I feel like that's your trademark.

Denali, we know you as this queen
that came from the figure skating world,

and I think
you portrayed that really well.

[RuPaul] Symone and Utica.

You are both so different,

but you're showing
how you don't have to be a caricature,

and that's why it worked well.

Condragulations. You're the winners
of this week's challenge.

Olivia Lux, shantay, you stay.

[sobs]

Denali, sashay away.

Ooh, child.

-Oh my goodness.
-You're still here!

[Rosé] [/i]We're back in the Werk Room,
and Denali,

one of my closest friends
in this competition, [/i]has sashayed away.

We saw each other together
in the top four,

and it sucks.

[Olivia] This is so crazy,

because not only do you have
to lip sync against your sister,

but you have to lip sync
against your sister in her drag.

[queens] Yeah.

And now she left you
a whole mirror to clean.

[all laughing]

I got the most criticism
about my branding,

so it was very difficult
standing on the stage

with Denali as my partner.

Uh-uh. Ooh.

Am I not doing a good job?

Stick to drag. No cleaning for you.

I'm shaken by the fact
that Denali is gone,

but I know that this is a competition
and it has to keep moving forward.

Somebody had to go.
I'm very happy that it's not me,

because I feel like
I still have a lot more to do here.

-First off, Miss Symone and Miss Utica.
-Yes!

[Tina] Condragulations.

-Thank you.
-[Rosé] Good job, ladies.

Your first challenge, no?

[shrieks] My first challenge!
I won something!

I'm a winner of something. Aah!

And now is my time
to really put my metal to the metal…

[laughs] …and just cling-clang to the top.

The fact that we all had
to name someone to go home--

The dreaded question.

-I'm gonna say Olivia.
-I have to say Olivia.

-I would have to say Olivia.
-Olivia's look did not translate.

Olivia and Denali seemed like the weakest
out of everyone on this stage.

Just my opinion.

It's one of those things
where I just don't take things personally.

I moved to New York with that motto,

"It's just drag," and I know you girls,

so I know it comes from a place of love.

Olivia is a very sweet girl.
I love her. That's why we were sisters.

But be the diva you are.

There's no way
you're gonna sit here and tell me

that after four b*tches
say your name on the main stage,

you're cool, calm, and collective.

Hell, no. No way.

How are you feeling? You were named too?

Your name was thrown in the ring.

I'd have to say Kandy.

Gottmik looks a little more
like a Tina Burner-style brand.

When my name was mentioned,

it was her really trying
to save her own ass from drowning.

But it's scary, because you're like,

"Oh, are the judges taking what the girls
are saying into consideration?"

Like, "You know, Denali, you are right."

-"Kandy should go home."
-[all laughing]

I think so far this season

we've all, you know, done highs and lows,
in the middle, and stuff like that, so…

-How many wins do you have, Olivia?
-Two.

You can be at the top of the game,

and, bitch, you have a f*cked-up week,
and you fall right down on your ass.

These b*tches are f*cking fierce,

and it's anyone's game now.

Ow!

My track record has been
a little all over the place.

Everyone's seen me in the bottom lip sync.

Everyone's seen me go to the top.
At this point, ain't no choice.

I have to show the winner side of Kandy.

Aah!

[car engine revving]

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

[RuPaul] The winner of [/i]RuPaul's Drag Race
receives a one-year supply[/i]

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

and a cash prize of $100,000.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

-♪ May the best woman… ♪
-♪ Best woman win ♪

[tires screeching]

Oh, seven!

[cheering]

Walking in the Werk Room today,
I feel really great.

I won my third challenge,
but I'm still on my toes.

We are not at the end, my darlings.

There are still other b*tches around here.

Who's, like, shocked that they're here?

What kind of question is that?

I'm just saying, some of y'all

might have been surprised
you made it this far.

I'm ready for the top four.
Let's keep going.

Yeah, you'll have fun watching it.

-It's gonna be--
-[all laughing]

[Kandy] Shady!

You're right. It's gonna be real cute
when I sneak right by you, sis.

Gonna be real cute.

She gonna sneak by you
at the airport on the way home, baby.

But you know what? You do have $25,000.

-[Gottmik] Twenty five?
-I won 25,000?

-Like, two, comma--
-No.

Twenty-five hundred, baby.

-Like, two, comma, five, zero, zero.
-Yeah, that's 2,500.

-It's 2,500, not 25--
-[Gottmik] Thousand.

I hope it's not a math problem today.

-[all laughing]
-[alarm blaring]

-[all cheering]
-Saved by the bell, bitch.

[RuPaul] She done already done had herses.[/i]

America's next drag superstar

needs to have a J-O-B
if she wants to be the tea.

So how you gonna get
all up in this gig, girl?

We're gonna have to go out
in the real world and get a job.

Are we actually doing math?

[all laughing]

Let me pack my bags now.

Hello, hello, hello!

-Hey!
-Hi!

What are you doing here?

My queens, America's next drag superstar

needs to be prepared for whatever pops up.

You're right.

Especially if it's the Pit Crew.

-Ooh!
-Ooh!

Now, for today's mini-challenge,
we're playing a little game

we're calling Are You Smarter
Than The Pit Crew?

[all laughing]

I love quizzes.

I'm thinking we're about to do
some, like, math problems, some geography.

Okay, the inner nerd is coming out.

Let's go.

[queens applauding]

Here's how our game works.

Wearing nothing
but their JJ Malibu underwear,

the Pit Crew will pop up
with trivia questions.

You buzz in to answer,
and the queen with the most points wins.

Let's play Are You Smarter
Than The Pit Crew?

[cheering]

First category is, Backrolls.

These are questions
about the one and only Alyssa Edwards.

Bryce.

Alyssa doesn't get cute, she gets what?

-[buzzer buzzes]
-Tina?

-Drop-dead gorgeous!
-[RuPaul] Correct.

I don't get cute,
I get drop-dead gorgeous.

Remember, these are questions so easy,

the Pit Crew knows the answers.

All right, up next, Drag Up Your Life.

Alaska and Lineysha Sparx
were asked to drag up a child mannequin.

What did they name her?

-[buzzer buzzes]
-Oh, oh!

-Gottmik.
-Lil' Poundcake.

Lil' Poundcake in the m*therf*cking house!

In the Season 9 episode
"Crew Better Work,"

who did the queens drag up?

-[buzzes]
-[RuPaul] Kandy.

-The camera crew.
-[RuPaul] [/i]Okay, we'll take it.

And let's say hi to Winter Green,
who's still here.

Hi, Sarge. Looking good.

Go Tuck Yourself.

Because if you can't tuck yourself--
Well, forget it.

What was the original
Untucked[/i] lounge called?

-[buzzes]
-[RuPaul] Symone.

-Interior Illusions Lounge?
-Bingo!

We would have also accepted
Inferior Delusions Lounge.

True or false.

There was no Untucked[/i] in Season 1.

-[buzzes]
-Technically, there was no Untucked,[/i]

but backstage videos did come out online

a few years after the show aired.

[RuPaul] Looks like Kandy's
got another one.

Girls, you better get quick
on those buttons.

I know my Drag Race[/i] trivia,

but when you put beautiful men
in front of me,

like, everything
goes out the window, honey.

All right, category is,
Shit Drag Queens Say.

-Ooh!
-Okay.

-Look over there!
-[buzzer buzzes][/i]

[exclaims]

It is Jaida Essence Hall.

-[RuPaul] That's correct.
-Look over there!

-Bam!
-[buzzer buzzes][/i]

Looks like Utica got one.

Which queen said that?

Uh-- Ooh, I had it.

Uh, uh…

Utica…

Bam, I got a freakin' chorizo!

-Uh…uh…
-[timer buzzes]

-Oh, damn it.
-Queens, what's the right answer?

-Alexis Mateo!
-Alexis Mateo!

Bam!

Again, these are questions so easy
even the Pit Crew know the answer.

Final category is, That Sounds Like Math.

[laughs]

Addition and subtraction.
You can handle that, can't you?

If I have a dozen foot-long sausages

and I stuff eight of them into my mouth,

how many sausages do I have left?

[buzzer buzzes]

Oh, it looks like Kandy there
has got the answer.

Four.

That's right.

-Yay!
-[RuPaul] That's right!

[bell dings]

-Oh, dear. That sound means time is up.
-[queens groan]

The winner of today's mini-challenge is…

-Kandy Muse!
-[cheering]

You've won a $2,500 gift card
from JJ Malibu.

-[Symone] Oh!
-[Utica] Werk.

Aah! I won $25,000,
because I'm the smart queen.

[laughs]

Thanks Pit Crew! Bye!

[queens] Bye!

Ladykins, sometimes a drag queen
has to pour herself into her work.

Literally. For this week's maxi-challenge,

you'll be using
all of your natural effervescence

to create and brand your own soft drink.

-Oh!
-Yes!

You need to name the soda,
come up with a flavor,

design the can,

and produce and star
in a 45-second commercial

that makes your soda pop, darling.

-Ooh!
-Ooh!

Plus, you get to write a catchy jingle.

-Oh!
-Okay, that's cute.

[RuPaul] And remember, this challenge
is about understanding what your brand is

and how to convey that to the audience.

Last week, getting read
specifically for branding,

and then being told this week is branding,

child, we'll see.

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen pop!

[pops]

[all laughing]

Okay, what is my slogan?

This week for the maxi-challenge,
we get to create our own soda.

We gotta design the can,
we get to write a jingle,

we get to film a commercial.

I think at the end, I'm gonna be like,
"Buy two cans, get a gold tooth free."

-Oh, cute!
-[Symone] Mm-hmm.

She's giving us deals.

She's giving us deals, darling!

-[Gottmik] Hell, yes.
-[Tina] [/i]For my soda can…

Shocker!

I'm going with a little burning theme.

Frank comes in, okay?

He's running late, as per usual,
'cause Frank's--

-[Olivia] Who's Frank?
-[Tina] He's my husband.

The narrator's, like,
"Tired of always being on a schedule?"

Who's the narrator?

Me, but, like, off-screen.

-Okay, okay, okay.
-Yeah.

And then, you know,
"Tired of the same boring life?"

Like, "Honey, maybe after dinner,
we could have some adult time."

"Oh, Frank, you know
that's not until Saturday."

Funny face.

Child, Tina is going on and on
about this commercial.

Flames coming out,
hair down, costume change,

and we're at church,
and I'm actually f*cking the priest.

Let me tell you, Tina Burner has
a full-on trilogy movie situation.

You think you're gonna be able
to do that in the 45 seconds?

Yeah. I love to story-tell.

Even if it's a mini-series,
you know what I'm saying?

[Gottmik] What is that?

It's supposed to be a can on the table,
like, a spinning table.

[Gottmik] I thought it was
an inappropriate drawing.

What did-- Oh.

-Be perfect.
-[Utica] How's yours going?

[Rosé] I'm, like,
feeling pretty confident.

It's selling a hangover remedy,

but it's also hyper-focusing,

and makes you feel and look
absolutely perfect,

which is, as we have come to realize

here at RuPaul's Drag Race,[/i]
my favorite thing in the world.

I love you, Rosé,
and I've loved getting to know you.

But you're going in,
like, I'm a perfectionist,

and trying to not be a perfectionist,
but ease on it.

But you went in as a perfectionist,

so aren't you really doing what you said,

but are you making fun of it?

Is it too perfect?

I just wanna make sure
that my storyboard is clear,

because the way I'm gonna describe this
is a little bonkos.

Wait, you're going through
with the licking thing?

I would love to be able
to lick the can and have the flavor.

I think it's unsanitary and fun.

[Rosé] Yeah.

I think Utica is a nut. [laughs]

Especially after being
her partner last week,

she's a creative force.

But I think
she doesn't believe it sometimes,

and she falls into the trap of being,

"I'm silly. Be funny, dah-dah-dah,
and, um, hoping you love me." [laughs]

And that's when she gets f*cked.

I just hope they can get me a cow.

[laughs]

[Kandy] What are y'all thinking?

Like, being here made me kind of realize
that one thing I'm really good at

is, like, not caring
and, like, not being embarrassed.

And I just, like, go with it.

-[Olivia] I love it. I love it.
-And so I wanna make a soda

that makes you not care
about you f*cking up,

even if you still look insane.

[laughs]

So, like, it's, like, delusional.

I love that.

-Delusionally gorg.
-[Kandy] Oh, werk.

-You gonna make that face?
-Yeah.

Oh, oh, gorg. Yeah.

Coming in here,
if you asked me what my brand is,

it was my clown makeup.

This exact eye shape,
the thin brow, the black lip.

It was very physical.

Now as I progress,

I wanted to show this
"making fun of myself" thing,

because this competition showed me
I have a personality that can be a brand.

I'm, like, trying to do it
out of order in a way,

'cause, like,
I have to spill water and stuff,

so I'm, like, that has to go last.

I've never made a storyboard before.

I'm gonna pour water on myself
and break shit,

so I'm, like, even though
those are the first scenes,

those have to be shot last.

So I'm drawing them last,

and then other ones that are last, first.

And then the voice-overs
have to be done first,

so that is a fifth scene
that is drawn first,

and it's so confusing.

Wait, I have nine.

[Kandy] No.

Wait, I can't count!
I've X-ed out too many times.

[Kandy] Hold on, let me see.
You do have nine. [/i]What is that?

Mik has fully made her life
harder than it should be.

Write down the order

that the commercial goes,

and while you're doing it,
that's when you go,

"Okay, I'm gonna do this one first."

-Like, number it a little.
-Yeah, well, that is this color.

So that's eight scenes.

But then to edit is in brown labels.

[laughs]

Child, Mik is always lost.

Mik is fully gonna go on set,
and whatever happens, happens.

I can't figure this out.

Girl, I'm praying for you.

[alarm blaring]

[RuPaul] Ooh, girl![/i]

-She done already done had herses.
-Oh my God![/i]

-We've got a twist and a turn!
-Another one?

Baby, I have enough to do right now.
What else is there?

[Tina] What is going on?

[Jaida] Hey, ladies![/i]

[cheering and shouting]

I am the biggest Jaida Essence Hall fan!

I am fangirling my heart out right now.

How are y'all doing?

-So good!
-Oh my God!

First, congratulations to y'all
for making it to the seven.

Thank you!

[Jaida] My favorite was[/i]
our branding challenge,[/i]

but it was a really
nerve-wracking challenge.

Are any of y'all scared right now?

-A little bit, yeah.
-Little bit.

[Jaida] This is where you really wanna[/i]
make an impression on the judges,[/i]

and you really want people
to know exactly who you are.

The challenges that I did the best at

were the challenges
that I had the most fun in,

and you're gonna produce
the best work when you do that.

-Right.
-I love that.

Um, I was wondering, is there anything
you wish you would've done on your season?

I get in my head a lot, and don't know
if y'all having that issue.

But you have to remember, like,

you are responsible 100 percent
for your journey on Drag Race.[/i]

Every single moment
that I did not enjoy myself,

those literally were the moments
that I did the worst.

If you internalize and tell yourself
that you will do bad,

-then you will do bad in the competition.
-Werk.[/i]

Could you feel it
that you were gonna make it to the end,

and did you know that you were gonna win?

When the girls were like,
"Who's going to the four?"

"I don't know if I'll make it."

I'm like, "Bitch, I came here
to get in the four."

That's what I came here for.

Like, I came to make the finale.

It's literally just do the work,
and that's it,

and it could happen.

One of you b*tches in that Werk Room

is literally the winner
of Season 13 of RuPaul's Drag Race.[/i]

Any of y'all can take this.

[Rosé] Getting this call from Jaida
really, really inspires me,

and reminded me that I am enough.

I've just gotta f*cking be myself
and have fun.

If you commit to that,
baby, what can go wrong?

Y'all get to work, have fun,
and look over there!

-Thanks, Jaida.
-Thank you.

-Bye!
-Bye, queen![/i]

Hello, Tina Burner.

[Tina] Hi, guys!

The time has come
to film my green-screen commercial

with Ross and Carson.

I love these two little b*tches.

Tell us about your soda.

It's called Burnin' Up,
and basically you drink it

and then it's gonna get real sexy.

It's almost like Viagra in a can.

-Good.
-Your go-go juice.

Gets me going.

Your storyboards look like a ransom note.

[Tina] It's… it's terrifying. Yeah.

You have 30 minutes to make
your 45-second commercial,

and you have the Pit Crew and props.

-So have at it.
-Okay, and--

-Action.
-Mm-hmm.

Honey, I'm home!

Oh, Frank, you were supposed
to be home. Oh, f*ck.

-It's okay. One more time.
-[Tina clears throat]

-Tina.
-Action.

[Frank] Honey, I'm home.

It's 6:16!

You were supposed to be home
at quarter after!

-Great. I think you got that.
-[Tina] Moving on.

I have to basically direct
my own f*cking commercial.

I have catchphrases.
I have costume changes.

I have the Pit Crew doing lines.

My God, it's a man!

[Ross] Oh my God.

I mean, what I'm gonna get done
in 45 seconds

-is gonna be a miracle.
-And action.

Now it's not only Victoria
that has a secret.

Cut. Is there a funnier way to say that?

Like, "Victoria's not
the only one with a secret"?

-I like that too.
-[Ross] I think it's better.

Victoria's not the only one
with a secret. Got it.

Now it's not only Victoria
that has a secret. [laughs]

-[Ross] Cut.
-Stop.

Now Victoria's not the only one…

Only one. Sure.

Now it's not only Victoria--

Cut. Victoria's not the only one.

-Sorry.
-[Carson] It's okay.

Now it's not only Victoria
that has a secret.

[laughs]

-[Carson] Hello, Rosé!
-Hello!

Tell us about your beverage.

So my beverage is called RoseAid.

-It's a hangover cure.
-[Ross] Oh…

But it makes you feel and look
absolutely perfect in every way.

Great. I'll take a case.

Something the judges keep on telling me

is that I need to break free
a little bit of the perfectionist.

And so I wanted to poke fun at myself,

but also show that I hear
and listen to those critiques.

Is that a Jantasy official robe?

This is a Jantasy official robe.
This is what Rosé wears to bed.

Action.

[both laugh]

-[Ross] That's great. Got it.
-Okay.

Drink RoseAid and be perfect like me now!

[Carson] And really hit the "now."

Like, on infomercials,
they say, "Order now!"

Drink RoseAid, and be perfect like me now!

-And burp.
-[burps]

And wipe your mouth with your hand.

Nailed it.

My soda pop is called Liv[e].

I wanted to play off of my name.

A lot of people, like,
ask me how am I so positive,

so this drink will make you positive.

-You see the glass half full of Liv[e].
-[laughs]

I definitely wanna make sure
that my brand gets across this week,

because last week I got read, honey.

So I'm gonna have to really make sure
that I checkmark off all the boxes.

And action.

[Ross] Cut. What you're looking for,
really be looking.

Look confused, so when you find it
and your smile comes,

-we get that you're happy.
-Werk.

-Okay? Make sure the face is varying.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ross] And you're looking, and action.

Cut. Okay, here's the thing.
You have this smile that is amazing,

but I wanna not see your smile
until you taste it.

Because there's gotta be a turn.

-Yeah.
-[Ross] Right?

There's gotta be something
that changes in you.

And if you're smiling walking up to it,

-there's no change, all right?
-Yeah, let's do it.

[gasps]

Good.

Ahh.

-Bigger.
-Ahh! [laughs]

Really use that smile
to sell this product.

I'm living! [laughs]

I'm Olivia Lux in this moment.

[laughs]

You live and you learn.

You live and you learn!

Oh my God, I am just a branding genius.

Whoo!

-Hi, Symone.
-How y'all doing?

Tell me about your soda.

-My soda's called Sweet Toof…
-[laughs]

…and it is for the uptight average person
who wants to let loose.

-So it makes stiffs loose.
-Real loose.

The commercial's kind of like
a metaphor for my journey here.

And, like, coming into it
really, like, wound up and tight,

but then last week I learned
that I need to let loose and have fun.

Action.

Is your blood sugar low?

[laughs]

Just one more just in case.

Is your blood sugar low?

-[laughs]
-Can't do better than that.

-[laughs]
-All right, next.

Werk.

[softly] She's so good.

She's one of those people that can
say anything and it's gonna be good.

Now, this drink ain't
for the faint of heart, baby.

[inhales sharply] No, really.

I had two cardiac arrests on the way here.

[laughs]

-Yeah?
-[Carson] That was good.

Maybe even a little more deadpan.

Say my line and then,
"No, really." Like that?

The personality just goes away,
and you're just like, "No, really."

-Oh, gotcha.
-[Carson] Got it?

Now, this drink
ain't for the faint of heart, baby.

No, really. I had two cardiac arrests
on the way here.

-[laughs]
-[Carson] Perfect.

-Hello!
-Hi, Utica.

-In my scene, I wanna use Clara the cow.
-Holy cow!

Because she gave me a surprise visit
in our psychic reading.

And action.

[Ross] All right, he's feeding the cow.

I believe that's suckling.

I don't know if we got enough sadness.

Make the sad really big,
and the happy really big.

-Okay.
-Okay? Action!

[Carson] Get the idea.
Oh, I'll have some of this.

[Ross] And…

[chuckles] Okay.

And now happy. Right to camera.

-Wildly happy.
-[Ross] Yes!

-And I think we got it.
-Let's move on.

Yes, okay!

[Ross] Lick your tongue up
so I can see your tongue's on it.

Mm-hmm.

[Carson] Mm, the old tongue bath.

-Ooh!
-[laughs] Okay!

Clean up on aisle one.

Oh my gosh, did you get that?
Can we use that?

So this soda puts you in a trance.

It makes you feel like
you're feeling your fantasy at the club,

and it gives you your own…
your own VIP section in your mind.

-What's it called?
-The K Special.

-"K" for "Kandy."
-Okay.

-[laughs] Okay, cool.
-Let's do it.

Get on the floor and pass out!

Are the cans there? Is the product there?

[Carson] I think, yeah, maybe the cans
should be scattered on the floor.

That'd be very funny.

Recording the commercial

is harder than I thought it was gonna be,

because you think a 45-second commercial,
"Oh, I can get that done."

And when you're actually there,
it's a lot.

-Ready to go?
-And action.

Uh, is the bus still running?

[both laugh]

I think we got a good one.

Move! I gotta finish
these last two scenes!

-[Ross] Next!
-[Carson] Okay!

I'm running back and forth,
making sure my scene is there,

making sure I am licking milk
off of the floor.

I am all over the place.

We got it. That's a wrap on Kandy.

Yay!

-Hi.
-Wow, you look incredible.

So this character that
I'm playing is literally me,

but, like, a slutty, girly version of me,

because that is what
this character called for.

So, get into it.

We're excited to hear about your soda.

It's called Gottmik's
Gott-Sexxx Sex Juice.

-Oh.
-[Gottmik] Nice and simple.

So it basically makes you delusional,

so when you're doing something
really, really bad,

you drink this soda
and you think you're so gorg and so sexy,

even though you still look awful.

All right, great. Hit it. First one.

So I just have to pretend to fart

and be embarrassed
and pretend to fart and be sexy.

I think Carson should do the fart noise

-so you know when you're farting.
-Yes!

Gosh, it's my big moment!

-[impersonating flatulence]
-Uh!

Do you need to say something before it?

-Yeah, I should say, "Or this."
-Say it real sexy.

Or this.

[impersonates flatulence]

Uh!

[laughs]

And then we just need one sexy.

Carson, can you make this one sexy?

-I'm gonna try.
-Okay.

So sexy.

[impersonates flatulence]

[moans]

[both laugh]

Cool. I think we got the farts.

[whispering] I have no idea
what's happening.

Me neither.

Gottmik, I wanna make sure
we're getting across what this is.

So this product makes you feel like

the same stuff you always do

when you're uncoordinated and awful,

you feel like
you're doing it classy, right?

-Sexy, yeah.
-[Ross] Sexy.

And it's not that.

Okay, I wanna make sure
we push you to the finish line here.

When he's like, "I don't get it,"
I'm like, "I'm filming it right now,

and I don't even think I get it either."

But when I explain it, it works.

So please just make sense.

Now I'm just gonna be drinking this water.
I'm gonna spill it all over me.

What's-- What's the point of this?

It's just another mess-up.

Like, when old people are, like,
drinking waters on infomercials,

and it's spilling everywhere,
they're like, oh!

-Okay. Action.
-Is this you?

Or this?

[laughs]

And then what's this one?

-This one is the sexy version.
-The sexy version. Okay, got it.

Sexy version.

[moaning]

[moans]

Oh sexy!

[moans]

All right, that's time's up.

I don't even know if I got everything.

I don't really even know if it translates

the way I think it translates in my brain.

Let's do it, let's do it,

let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.

It's elimination day.

-♪ Elimination day ♪
-♪ Whoo ♪

I'm really confident in my commercial.

I'm real excited to see it too.

I think I could win this one, y'all.

How is everybody feeling
about their commercial and their brand?

It's up to the judges to,
like, see what they like.

It's their taste level at this point.

But I really had a lot of fun.

I felt really good about it.

I really feel like
I found my groove this week.

I feel I did what I was supposed to do.
I feel I represented myself, so…

Girl, we're, like,
how was everyone's commercials?

"So amazing. It was so fun."

"I'm the best commercial brander."

And I'm, like,
what the f*ck is wrong with us?

We're just, like, narcissists down.

So, wait, what is, like,
y'all brands outside of Drag Race?[/i]

Like, what do people
know y'all back at home for?

Obviously mine's, you know,
fire, red, orange, yellow,

but, like, spicy.

Well, to be fair,
Tina Burner does not own flames.

[all laughing]

Rosé is a ferocious,
hilarious, handsome woman.

-[Kandy] Yes!
-Yes, handsome woman.

[Rosé] I brand myself in New York
mostly as a comedian.

-[Symone] Do you?
-I do.

[laughs] That's so funny!

That's a good one!

Thanks, Tina. Your jokes are landing too.

What'd you say, baby?

Rosé tends to always say shit
about me under her breath.

I'm giving you the opportunity
to do it out loud, baby.

-[laughs]
-[Tina] [/i]When I say Rosé,

it is not followed by "comedy queen."

I want you to say it to my face, baby.

Oh, but your face is over there, mama.

[Tina] I know. I wanna hear it at least.

I definitely think
that I am funnier than Tina.

Tina, I think, is also a little sensitive
because she hasn't won anything,

and she's kind of just been doing
the same thing the whole time.

It's good, but kind of one-note.

[laughs]

[Rosé] Kandy, my love, what's your brand?

[Kandy] People see me as this, like,
firecracker, loud bitch.

But then, like, it's interesting
that everyone here

has also seen, like,
the emotional side of me.

-Yes.
-Um…

Because back at home also,
because a big girl--

Listen, my family
has seen me go through it, baby.

Like, you know,
when I was in the seventh grade,

I got gay-bashed.

-[Gottmik] Oh, wow.
-So I have the scar right here.

-[Rosé] Damn!
-That's crazy.

-Damn, that's big.
-Yeah.

[Rosé] What'd they do? What happened?

Um, it was the last period of school,
and I was in gym class,

and these, uh,
three guys, uh, came from behind me,

tackled me to the ground,
and I got my arm broken.

Yeah, that's a trauma, that's a trauma.

Growing up as a young kid
and being gay-bashed

and having your arm broken
to the point where you need surgery,

that stays with you for a very long time.

I think that that's one of the reasons
why I took all that anger with me

throughout middle school,
throughout high school,

because I was angry at the world.

I didn't understand

why I couldn't just be myself
without people judging me,

or, like, coming for me.

And that's why, even to this day,
it's still sometimes a fight

to, like, pull myself back
from attacking people,

or not going off on people.

And even, like, with Tamisha,

when we had that whole argument,
I felt the need to defend myself.

I came here so guarded,

because queens usually have
a preconceived notion of who I am.

And besides my drag house,

I don't really have
a lot of drag queen friends.

But here in this competition,

I've grown to have some amazing sisters,

and I'm trying not to keep thinking
that everyone's always out to get me.

Girl, I have barely cried
in the last year,

and here I cry every f*cking day.

I told you I'm thrilled
to have gotten to know you more,

but to have seen
that there's such a softer side to you.

And it's so lovable.

I mean, it really,
really opens you up too.

I mean, I see so much of who you are

because of this competition, you know?

Thank you.

[Tina] Kandy is great
'cause she can take a step back

and look at the situation and herself,

and learn from it, and, like, apologize,
and wanna have a conversation.

That's why I love Kandy,
'cause she is a force to be reckoned with,

and she has a personality,
but she can have heart.

[Olivia] Thank you
for sharing that, Kandy.

We love you so much.

-We're safe here, you know?
-[Kandy] Yeah.

Especially if the judges say,
"You're safe," so…

[laughing]

[Gottmik] So stupid.

"You're safe." You're crazy.

You… You're giving me something.

Who, me or you?

-Which one.
-No, you.

I feel like I'm about to cross a bridge,
and I have to answer a toll.

[laughs]

Not Rosé.

Yo! No, have a little laugh,
have a kiki, baby,

because in about 40 minutes,
good luck crossing that bridge, mama.

[all laughing]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.[/i]

Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle, do you pop out at parties?

Not since the surgery, no.

[laughs]

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

Now, are you a fan of a six-pack?

Oh, you know, Ru, I never touch soda,

but a six-pack, absolutely.

[laughs] And the hilarious Ross Mathews.

What's your favorite soda?

Sarsaparilla.

How does it taste?

I don't know. It's my code word for vodka.

-Oh! Chug-a-lug.
-[laughs]

This week we challenged our queens

to create their very own branded sodas,

and on the runway, category is…
[in deep voice] Beast Couture.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

[RuPaul] First up,
Syracuse, Schenectady, Utica.

[Carson] Oh, this must be
by Diane von Fur-Stenberg.

[Michelle laughs]
I told you, waterproof mascara.

[Ross laughs]

[Utica] I am flowing down the runway[/i]
giving you [/i]Maleficent realness.[/i]

I have this off-the-shoulder
black fur, full train gown.

From the little horns on my head
to my long, luscious black hair,

I am just living for this look.

[Ross] She's beast in show.

[RuPaul] Kandy Muse.

You know, I know she's from the Bronx,

but tonight, she looks
like she's from Bushwick.

-[judges laugh]
-[Kandy] Baby, I am an alien[/i]

that just fell down from space,
because my alien Judy got hurt,

so we looking for some help.

We have the same makeup on,

the same costume, different colors.

Michelle is a little confused
because that bitch don't like green.

But you know what? Mama, get into it.

[Ross] You know, once you get famous,

-all those hangers-on.
-[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Tina Burner.

[Carson] Tina! Bring me the scissors!

[laughs]

[Tina] [/i]I'm creepy as f*ck.

I am that doll.

I've decided
to take apart my furry creatures,

sew them together,
and make my own fur suit.

This is some Silence of the Lambs[/i]
bullshit, okay?

I have rubbed the lotion on my fur.

[Michelle] New from
the build-a-queen workshop.

[RuPaul] Symone.

-[Carson] Someone's out of hibernation.
-[judges laugh]

[Symone] I chose to be a foxy lady.[/i]

She got on her gold chains,
the bamboo earrings in her ears,

and I have these fur paws on,

but I still got my heels on.
Don't play, honey.

She's not touching the ground.

[Michelle] Ooh, take that, Foxy Brown!

[RuPaul] Yes, honey,
Foxy Brown is back in town!

[Carson] What does the fox say?

[RuPaul] Gottmik.

[Ross] You guys, keep your eyes
out for this one.

[Gottmik] I am serving this weird, toothy,[/i]

campy monster cartoon thing.

Like, a scary puppet,
and it is just so cute.

Everybody loves puppets.

[Michelle] This dress has bite.

[Ross laughs]

[RuPaul] Olivia Lux. Horton hears a whore!

[Olivia] I am giving you[/i]
a monster coming out from under the bed.[/i]

I'm, like, tiptoeing around,
because that's the thing.

Monsters, you don't know where they are.

Who knew being a beast
could be so much fun?

[Michelle] Where the wild things aren't.

[RuPaul] Rosé.

[Michelle] Coming to you
live from Purgatory!

[Carson and Ross laugh]

[Rosé] I am prowling[/i]
down this runway, bitch.[/i]

I am giving you deep,
dark mistress of the f*cking woods.

Baby, we've got fur, we've got feathers.

She is like an evil little beast bitch,

and I'm living for it.

[Ross] I love a queen who's well red.

[RuPaul] She needs to up her SPF.

[Carson and Ross laugh]

[RuPaul] Welcome, queens.

It's time to take a hard look
at your soft-drink commercials.

First up, Utica.

[Utica] Are you sad?[/i]

Are you depressed?

Are you also… sad?

Have we got a new soda can for you!

It's the Utican!

Which you can also lick.

[cow moos]

[cow moos loudly]

[Utica whispering] It's delicious.[/i]

It goes in your mouth.

Yummy. Yum.

Ingredients including
sunshine, antidepressant,

and the blood of Christ.

-[choir sings]
-[judges chuckle]

♪ When you think you can't, Utican! ♪

[slurps]

[all laughing]

Utica, it's time
for the judges' critiques.

You're a really creative person,

and that's always fun to be around.

The problem with the finished product is

I didn't exactly know what your soda did,

and I didn't know who you were.

Yeah. Your brand,
like the essence is kind of a quirky joy.

But I didn't see that
until the very end of the ad,

when you were twirling around
in that field.

And the rest just kind of fizzled for me.

Tonight for your beast mode,
I think it's pretty.

I'm not blown away,
but I think it's really pretty.

-Thank you, Utica.
-[Utica] Thank you so much.

All right, up next, Kandy Muse.

[Kandy] Hey, b*tches, are you bored?[/i]

Oh, hell, yes, bitch!

Wanna really party?

The hell I do.

Try the K Special.

What's the K Special?

It's a brand-new drink

that tastes like a VIP section in a can.

Excuse me! I said, excuse me!

Can I get three
of the K Specials straight up?

Cheers to being skinny!

The K Special contains only two calories,

carbonated H20, sugar,
naturally artificial flavors.

Oh, bitch.

And warm milk. Ooh!

♪ The K Special's gonna have you lick ♪

♪ Buy this, this, get it quick ♪

[judges laughing]

I saw this a bunch of times
when you were filming it,

and it's still funny when I watch it now.

You're just naturally funny,
and you have a big personality

that kind of can sell anything.

Tonight on the runway, Kandy,

this is definitely interesting.

Yeah, it makes no sense.

[laughs]

You look ridiculous.

I know.

-I love it.
-Thank you.

UFOMG.

Up next, Tina Burner.

[Tina] Tired of always being[/i]
on a schedule?[/i]

Honey, I'm home.

It's 6:16!

You were supposed to be home
at quarter after!

Tired of the same boring life?

Maybe after dinner,
we can have some adult time?

You know that's not till Saturday!

Tired of always being the good girl?

Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.

I used a four-letter word.

Damn!

Here, my child.

[Tina] It's time to spice it up[/i]
with Burnin' Up.[/i]

Now Wednesdays really are hump day.

Honey, are you horny?

Hell, yes!

Now I'm always on the naughty list.

Ooh!

Hell, yes!

Now Victoria's not
the only one who has a secret.

[laughs]

Hell, yes!

♪ Spice it up with Burnin' Up ♪

-[RuPaul] Let's go to the judges.
-I think this runway is fun.

And you know what I love most about it?
It's a surprise coming from you.

'Cause I think of you in one sort of way,
which means you're consistent,

but also I've kind of put you in a box.

[Michelle] What I love about you

is your full commitment
to everything that you do.

But what I'm getting from you
is a bit of predictability.

When I saw you
in the '50s-housewife thing,

I was, like, "Oh, great, again."

And then even last week
when you had Rosé in it,

it's just flat-lining for me.

You know, we get your brand
is fire, and red, yellow, and orange,

but you've gotta keep tweaking that.

You know,
whether it's a designer or a beverage,

they're always doing
the new and improved version of the brand.

[Michelle] You don't wanna get complacent.

That's why Cher, Madonna, all these people
have kept us guessing all these years.

Elevation, growth.
That's what I'm looking for.

All right, there's a fox in the henhouse.

Symone, let's take a look at your ad.

[Symone] Are you a stick in the mud?

Do you take life too seriously?

-Is your blood sugar low?
-[judges laughing]

Well, baby, do I got a drink for you.

It's called Sweet Toof.

Made to make you go
from uptight to just right, baby.

I've made this
with all my favorite things.

Sugar, glucose, high-fructose corn syrup,

gut rot… [laughs]

…and a little bit of that stuff.

[inhales sharply, exclaims]

Now, this drink
ain't for the faint of heart, baby.

No, really. I had two cardiac arrests
on the way here.

Whew.

And if you buy two,
you get a gold toof for free.

You're gonna need it.

♪ Everybody got a Sweet Toof ♪

Ooh!

-[laughs]
-Werk.

♪ Everybody got a Sweet Toof ♪

[laughs]

It's a branding challenge,
and I can still see your logo,

which was the lips and the teeth.

Your whole ad was really cohesive.

With that kind of feeling,
it was kind of like a Donna Summer,

streetwalker,
kind of very '70s kind of vibe.

From the moment you gave your first line,

I knew, "Oh gosh, she's got this."

I loved every second of it.

And then you came out here tonight,

and, like, my jaw was wide open.

That usually only happens
in a men's room in a club.

This is you knowing who you are.

You do it with the utmost fashion,
style, consciousness.

This is just breathtaking.

Thank you so much.

[RuPaul] I've said it once
and I'll say it again.

Your best defense against financial ruin

is a side ponytail.

-Hey.
-[laughs]

-Thank you, Symone.
-Thank you.

What you got, Gottmik?

[Gottmik] Is this you?[/i]

Oh!

Or this?

Ow. That hurt.

Or this?

[farting]

Oh, oh! Oops.

Ugh.

With Gottmik's Gott-Sexxx Sex Juice,

things are about to get delusionally good.

Now you can look like this.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, sexy!

Or this.

Oh!

So sexy.

Or this.

[farting] Ooh!

So sexy!

Friendly warning.

Just because you drink Gottmik's
Gott-Sexxx Sex Juice and feel gorg,

doesn't mean you're not a f*cking idiot.

Side effects may include constipation,

moderate to severe plaque psoriasis,

death, and feeling really, really sexy.
[moans][/i]

♪ With Gottmik's Gott-Sexxx Sex Juice ♪

♪ You'll feel so gorg ♪

[moans]

-Hey, Gottmik.
-Hi.

Tonight on the runway, you're giving us
different makeup, different hair.

-I love it.
-Thank you.

Because you could easily do
what we know you for,

and you're not, and I like that.

The commercial, you were taking, like,
all these unsexy things,

like farting and, like, falling,

and then I drink the drink,
making them sexy,

and, like, there just wasn't enough
of that separation

between, like,
the before and then the after.

Irony is hard to explain to people,
and you've really gotta spell it out.

Because that's what your commercial
was all about.

-Yeah.
-[Ross] While we were sh**ting,

I asked, "Are you sure
this is making sense,

like, what we're doing here?"

And you took a moment and you said,
"It is. I know it is," right?

And I think maybe, it… it didn't so much.

Also, even if the commercial
worked and it was funny,

I don't remember the name.

-Gottmik's Gott-Sexxx Sex Juice.
-That's it, yeah.

It was a branding challenge, right?

And of all the sodas,
yours is the one name I can't remember.

Up next, Olivia Lux.

[Olivia]: Life, liberty,[/i]
and the pursuit of hap-penis.[/i]

[Ross laughs]

[Olivia] What does it mean to live?[/i]

I've gotta find it!

Journeying through the treacherous Arctic,

the scorching desert terrain…

Is that…

-[RuPaul laughs]
-[Olivia] Oh!

Oh!

From the sensuous sparkling waters
of the Fountain of Youth,

introducing a refreshing new beverage

that will make you smile, and laugh,

and forget about your problems.

For the gal that is missing out,

it's like alcohol, but better!

-Are you ready to Liv[e]?
-Yes![/i]

♪ Are you ready to Liv[e]? ♪

I'm living! [laughs]

This will be the weirdest
critique I've ever given,

but you just always look happy,
and that's a problem.

'Cause your job in this commercial

was to be searching for something and sad…

-Hmm.
-…drink it, and make that emotional turn.

And you were smiling too much before it,

so it just kind of felt, like, one note.

And the concept maybe
wasn't strong enough,

and I think you're still trying
to maybe figure out what your brand is.

Tonight on the runway,
I think this is wonderful.

I think this is very different
for Olivia Lux,

and I just really like to see you

pushing yourself
outside of your comfort zone.

-Thank you, Olivia.
-Thank you, Ru.

A rose by any other name is still a rose.

[laughing]

[Rosé] [/i]Wet.

Pink.

Perfect.

-[alarm buzzes]
-[/i][Rosé] Wake up, girl,[/i]

'cause you're a nightmare.

Hi, I'm Rosé,
and I'm full of myself, literally.

So when I get a hangover from hell,

I reach for an ice-cold can of RoseAid,

the pink, wine-flavored soft drink
that not only rehydrates,

it leaves me looking and feeling perfect!

[whispering] [/i]I love being perfect!

[in normal voice]
And with new active ingredient criticism,

you'll be thinking perfectly too.

Hi, is this giant,
ruffling texture flattering?

-No, it isn't.
-[judges laugh]

And just like any sugary hangover cure,

RoseAid doubles as a sports drink!

Hey, come play!

I'm not playing that.

So what are you waiting for?

Drink RoseAid and be perfect like me now!

[burps]

♪ Be perfect now with RoseAid ♪

I feel like this should
have been called Rose Visage.

I feel like this was aimed directly at me.

It was really funny. It was really smart.

Often when we're up here,
you're so kind of stoic,

you almost feel standoffish.

But that shows us a playful side…

-Yeah.
-…that I love to see.

And I think it's necessary
to have that in life,

let alone in a competition.

You are a joy to work with on a set.

The commercial is textbook.

The branding, no-brainer.

Your name was in it.
I remembered it right away.

I understood what it did right away.

-And it was funny.
-Thank you.

This look on the runway, it's gorgeous.

It's kind of like if Bob Mackie
were designing for, like,

a giant Shakespeare production in Vegas.

The way you technically ex*cuted
the makeup is phenomenal.

We're getting to see something

that's different
to the traditional pink hair

and "I'm giving you
a fashion clown" moment.

-I think this is really fun.
-Thanks, Michelle.

The devil's in the details.

[laughing]

Thank you, ladies. We've heard enough.

While you untuck in the Werk Room,

the judges and I will deliberate.

Okay, now, just between
us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

[in singsong] Utica!

Yes, Utican.
Utican, but I'd rather you didn't.

-[laughing]
-Uti-can't.

[laughing]

[Michelle] I love when she's quirky.
That's what we love about her.

But this one was so far gone

that none of it made sense to me.

She's got all this creativity going on,

but she just can't seem to harness it

to make herself advance
in this competition.

[Michelle] On the runway, she looked nice,

but this is not anything
we haven't seen before.

Yeah, I didn't mind the look.

It was the commercial
I had the problem with.

At the end of the day, I think,
"Okay, whose soda do I wanna drink?

Not that one.

-Can't drink it, you have to lick it.
-That was another thing.

You don't drink it, you lick the can?

-Or suck an udder.
-[laughing]

[RuPaul] [/i]Kandy Muse.

I had so much fun watching
Kandy Muse's the K Special.

She just was so funny.

I just thought, cohesively,

like, she told a great story
with her commercial.

And then just her huge personality
sells everything.

[Michelle] Tonight on the runway, y'all…

[laughing]

-Here we go.
-[laughs]

Oh, come on, Michelle, say it. What?

I… I don't know if I even have the words.

First of all, where was beast?

-Where's the beast?
-[Michelle] Where's the beast?

[laughing]

She looked like an alien
Weekend at Bernie's.[/i]

[all laughing]

Kandy Muse, the queen who fell to Earth.

-[laughs]
-[RuPaul] Tina Burner.

I have been a fan of hers for a long time.

I've seen her working
in New York for years,

and I think that's been
a bit of a detriment to her,

because she's comfortable in her lane.

She doesn't venture
out of that comfort zone.

This was trying too hard
and not succeeding.

She was trying to bang
the "hell, yes" thing home,

but really, the name
of the drink was Burnin' Up.

So by the end of the ad,

I didn't even remember
what the name of the drink was.

I did like her runway tonight.

-I liked the scale.
-Right.

Her makeup, however,
not good enough for this.

I also never to see red, orange,
and yellow together ever again.

-No.
-[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul] [/i]Symone.

-Y'all.
-Right?

She just had such ease
with her performance.

This is a young kid
who knows what she wants

as far as branding, character.

Like, she takes pride
in who she is, and I live for that.

The job of a pitch person

is to make the consumer
feel that they want it.

I wanted that soda so bad.

-[laughs]
-I mean, after I saw the commercial,

I was singing the jingle.

Then her runway look, next to Tina,

I was like, "Okay,
that's kind of the campy version,

and then here we have
this elevated version."

That's what we're looking for.

She's a BILF.
She's the Beast I'd Like To… Ooh!

[RuPaul laughs] Gottmik.

The commercial didn't really work.

Terrible name.
Gottmik's Gott-Sexxx Sex Juice.

There's about 17 too many words in that.

-Yeah.
-[Michelle] The issue was

there wasn't a great enough juxtaposition
from the first part to the second part.

You drank the juice,
and she was basically the same person

as she was before she drank it.

But her look tonight I really enjoyed.

It's easy to have a high standard for her.

Every week, she brings
a great "lewk," as the kids say.

-[laughs]
-[Carson] This week was no exception.

[RuPaul] [/i]Olivia Lux.

She had to sell this product,
and she didn't get it done.

She needed to look like she was upset,

and then do that thousand-megawatt smile

and make us all feel warm.

She just didn't do her job
in the commercial tonight.

Yeah, unfortunately,
Olivia's drink felt like a generic brand.

You drink this, and then you feel good.
I'm like, "Yes, it's called sugar."

Or vodka. Or both is even better.

-Yeah.
-[Carson] She's wildly talented,

but she's just not quite sure who she is

or what her brand is yet.

[RuPaul] [/i]The devil herself, Rosé.

Listen, she's already established

that she is the best actor
probably in this group.

But in the commercial,

she felt like she was
letting us in a little bit more.

Yes. It's like
she was letting go a little bit,

and that's what you need to do
as a performer.

If you're not enjoying yourself,
it doesn't really work.

Tonight, it worked.

[Carson] This runway look,
it was beautifully done.

She commanded it.
It wasn't wearing her, she was wearing it.

It looked like a Cirque-de-So-Gay outfit.

-[laughs]
-Silence!

I've made my decision.

Mis chicas, por favor.

[laughs]

[RuPaul] Welcome back, queens.

I've made some decisions.

Kandy Muse.

You're naturally artificially funny.

[chuckling]

And you are safe.

Thank you.

You may step to the back of the stage.

Symone. You outfoxed the competition.

Condragulations. You're the winner
of this week's challenge.

[Ross] Yay, Symone!

This is my fourth win!

I feel on top of the world.

I'm just so happy
that I allowed myself to be seen.

There are no words.

You've won a cash tip of $5,000.

-Love that.
-Werk, baby.

-You may step to the back of the stage.
-Thank you so much.

[Ross laughs]

Rosé, you did
one hell of a good job this week.

Condragulations.

You are also the winner
of this week's challenge.

-[Gottmik] Werk!
-Oh my God.

Yay. Thank you!

You've won a cash tip of $5,000.

Oh my God! Thanks!

This is f*cking awesome.

Being in a win on the same level as Symone

at this point in the competition?

Baby, that is exactly where I need to be.

Olivia Lux.

You are a bubbly queen,

but your soda pop left us a little flat.

You're safe.

Thank you.

Tina.

The judges weren't burning up

for your soft drink.

Utica.

In the challenge,

the judges thought Uti-can do better.

Gottmik. Your soda spot
was hard to swallow.

Gottmik.

-You're safe.
-Thank you.

You may join the other beasts.

[growls]

Tina Burner, Utica,

I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.

I am honestly scared,
but I am here to fight,

and I am here
to just lay it all out on this stage,

as that's where I feel most at home.

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is
your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination!

-The time has come…
-[thunder rumbling]

…for you to lip sync…

for your life! [echoes]

Good luck, and don't f*ck it up.

[trumpet plays]

♪ Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? ♪

♪ All that junk inside your trunk? ♪

♪ Imma get, get, get, get you drunk ♪

♪ Get you love drunk off my hump ♪

♪ My hump, my hump ♪

♪ My hump, my hump, my hump ♪

♪ My hump, my hump, my hump ♪

♪ My lovely little lumps ♪

♪ Check it out ♪

♪ She's got me spending ♪

♪ Oh, spending all your money on me
On me, on me ♪

♪ Whatcha gonna do with all that ass? ♪

♪ All that ass inside your jeans? ♪

♪ Imma make, make, make, make you scream ♪

♪ Make you scream, make you scream… ♪

[Tina] [/i]I am burning up the stage.

You may not want these wildfires,

but they are, what? Everywhere.

♪ I met a girl down at the disco ♪

♪ She said, hey, hey, hey
Yeah, let's go ♪

♪ I can be your baby
You could be my honey ♪

♪ Let's spend time, not money
And mix your milk with my coco puff ♪

♪ Milky, milky, right ♪

♪ They say I'm really sexy ♪

♪ The boys, they wanna sex me ♪

♪ They always standin' next to me ♪

♪ Always dancin' next to me ♪

♪ Trying to feel my hump, hump ♪

♪ Lookin' at my lump, lump ♪

♪ You can look, but you can't touch it ♪

♪ If you touch it
Imma start some drama ♪

♪ You don't want no drama ♪

♪ No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama ♪

♪ So don't pull on my hand, boy ♪

♪ You ain't my man, boy ♪

♪ I'm just trying to dance, boy
And move my hump ♪

♪ My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump ♪

♪ My hump, my hump, my hump ♪

-♪ My lovely lady lumps ♪
-♪ Love ♪

♪ My lovely lady lumps ♪

♪ My lovely lady lumps ♪

♪ She's got me spending ♪

♪ Ooh, spending all your money on me
On me, on me ♪

[laughing]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

[panting]

Utica, shantay, you stay.

[Utica] Thank you so much, RuPaul.

[RuPaul] You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

Tina, my dear, thank you

for letting the whole world feel the burn.

Now sashay away.

Thank you so much for the opportunity.

And who knows? Maybe I'll see you again.

Just with some better makeup.

[laughing]

Thank you guys so much.

Miss Burner… No, I'm not doing that.

[all laughing]

Always remember, in case it burns,
it's probably gonorrhea.

[all laughing]

You know, of course I'm disappointed.

I think I had trouble
in finding the balance

between too much or too little, I guess.

I'm happy to fight,
and I'll continue to fight.

You have not seen the last
of Tina m*therf*cking Burner.

[hisses]

[chuckles]

Deuces!

[RuPaul] Condragulations, ladies.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "Amen" up in here?

-Amen!
-All right. Now let the music play!

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

[RuPaul] Next time on [/i]RuPaul's Drag Race…

We're throwing a nice girls' roast.

Tonight we have the privilege

of roasting our amazing
Miss Congeniality, Valentina.

Your angel needed an angel.

[all laughing]

[howling]

You were my Don Rickles tonight.

We were howling over here.

It just never fully took off.

Red flag, alert, SOS.

[exclaims]

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪