16x05 - Girl Groups

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16x05 - Girl Groups

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- [singing] MTV

- Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You'll be starring
in "RDR Live."

- Hello.

- Not an onion roll!

- Can we talk about my glow up?

[upbeat music]

- Geneva Karr.

- Do you know who
Lindsey Graham is?

- No.

- That was part of the problem.

- Mirage.

- You were the host.

The jokes got away from you.

- Plasma.

- My eyes just
kept going to you.

- Condragulations.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

[cheering]

Geneva Karr, Mirage,
you are up for elimination.

- She don't know the song.

- Geneva Karr.

Shantay, you stay.

Mirage, sashay away.

- [crying]

[somber music]

[dramatic music]

- Mirage has just
been eliminated.

And it honestly feels
like a funeral procession.

- "Looks like
the trash bag lost.

Love, Mirage."

- Mirage, we love you so much.

- We love you, Mirage.
- We love you, Mirage.

- This elimination is hitting
everybody really, really hard.

Every single bitch in this room

has tears running down her face.

- For me, like,
it was just seeing

someone's dreams
shattered on the stage

as, like, this is
getting so real.

- [cries]

- Everything was just
so raw and so intense.

It was just so heartbreaking.

- It's a lot, bitch.

I just didn't expect it
to hurt this much.

- We don't want
no one to go home,

but, you know, at the end,
that's what we signed up for.

- Yeah.

- And that's the game
we have to play.

Let's give all our love
to Mirage.

- We love you, Mirage.
All: Mirage!

- This is game on.

Like, you better
really serve it.

Know the words and be
prepared to fight for it.

- We love you, Mirage.

But girl,
congratulations to Plasma.

- Congratulations.
- Bitch.

- Thank you.

- I'm, like,
completely in disbelief.

[upbeat music]

- Sitting next to Q
on the couch,

I can feel the energy
radiating off of her

like a proverbial hand
reaching over,

like, trying to grab the win
out from right in front of me.

- You seem a little,
like, upset.

- I'm feeling very grateful
because I have been in the top

the past three weeks.

But it's just, like, hurts,
almost, like,

just to keep getting, like,
really, really close

and then just, like,
not getting there.

And I know it's, like,
other people

haven't been in the top.

So it just makes me
feel like I shouldn't

even be talking about it.

It's just, I feel like my
whole life, I've had to, like,

fight to tell people that,
like, I'm good and I'm great.

And I'm like,
I can do these things.

And it just, like,
feels like I'm so close.

- We just came off of
a very emotional moment.

And as somebody who was also
in the top but didn't win,

it's sort of hard for me
to sympathize with you.

I'm not gonna complain
about being in the top.

[dramatic music]

I'm not gonna, like, sit here

and cry and sulk all day.

I feel great.

- Plane's such a c**t.

But I love him.

[laughs]

- That being said,
onwards and upwards, sisters.

- I'm not too happy
with Plane right now.

And I'm just, like, kind of
questioning her motives.

Going forward, I don't feel like

I can, like, trust her now.

- I don't really get
where she's coming from

when she's, like,
upset about being in the top.

- No, I was like...
- This couldn't be me.

- At this point,
Plane Jane is rubbing

a few people the wrong way,
not just myself.

- It felt insensitive
and pointed.

- 'Cause it was.
- Kind of like how she came...

- 'Cause it was.
- Yeah, for real.

- 'Cause it was.

Last week,
things got a bit spicy

between me and Plane Jane.

Listen, Plane Jane might have
her little feelings about me,

and that's very cute for her,

but I'm very competitive.

So playtime's over, bitch.

- Do I just pull it...
Oh, my God.

You're gonna... you're gonna...
[both yelp]

Fucker.

[upbeat music]

- [singing] RuPaul's Drag Race

- The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race" receives

a one-year supply of Anastasia
Beverly Hills cosmetics

and a gag-worthy
grand prize of $200,000,

served by Cash App,

with extra special guest judge
Icona Pop.

- [singing] RuPaul's Drag Race

May the best drag queen win

Best drag queen win

- Hey, y'all.

- Doop, doop, doop, doop,
doop, doop, doop, doop, doop.

- Today is a new day.

And after the emotional chaos
of last week,

it's just like...

[sighs]
Factory reset.

Welcome to your brand new phone.

- Your face is always
b*at for the gods.

- Always.
- What do you mean?

This is natural, honey.

- You're going to do
Plasma's makeup.

- Yeah.

- And I'm gonna
do Amanda's makeup.

- Work.

- Amanda looks...
I will say, Amanda,

you look so pretty like this.

- Yes.

- I think you're such
a natural beauty, Amanda.

- Thank you, Jane.
- Absolutely.

- I really appreciate that.

- It's plain.
It's plain, babe.

- Well, it is plain.

[laughter]

Whenever I'm in a conversation
with Plane Jane,

the rage takes over.
[laughs]

[drum roll]

- Hello, hello, hello.

[all shouting]

- [singing] Good morning, Mother

- Ladykins, everybody
has a story to tell.

And I went deep
in my new memoir,

"The House
of Hidden Meanings."

[all oohing]

Now, for today's Mini Challenge,

I want you to begin work
on your own book,

starting with the title,
the cover photo,

and a bio of the author.
That's you.

You're got 30 minutes to pull
yourself together, girly.

- Ooh.

- Girl.

- Go.

[all shouting]

- It is pandemonium
in this bitch.

- I can't wait to see
how different this face

looks from your regular face.
- I will k*ll you.

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Up first, Plasma.

So we're here to take
the cover for your book.

- Oh, thank you, Ru, darling.

- Here we go.

This deeply personal memoir

reveals the absolutely
true story of the time

she stole Nancy Reagan's wig.

[laughs]

"All That Plazz!"

Read all about it.

Megami's book tells how she
went from Staten Island trash

to marginally improved
Staten Island trash.

"It's Me-Gah-Me, Not Mega-Mi."

Amanda's story reveals
the glamorous life

of a professional gold digger.

She also makes up
a bunch of stories,

like the time Maggie Smith
said she looked so c**t.

"Time for a Meating."

Mmm.

Plane Jane, do you
have a nom de plume?

- [voice muffled] My name
is Lady Cox DuStinque.

[laughter]

- She reveals
how to make spotted d*ck

and her classic, Pepsi-Cola.

Oh, Hepsi-Cola.
- Hep... Hepsi.

- Oh, that sounds delicious.
- [laughs]

- "The Revenge
of Cox DuStinque,"

now available
in paperback and bareback.

Mhi'ya Iman LePaige.

Yow.

My story starts in Nutsville.

I think that's the cover
right there.

Get your copy of
"Angry Puss" now.

This book tells the tragic
story of how Nymphia

went from ripe to rotten.

Uh, something just fell out
of God knows what.

[laughter]

"Bananas: The Yellow Pages"

by Nymphia Wind.

Morphine, what's the name
of your book?

- The BBL Effect.

- I'm gonna guess
it means big Black...

labia?

[laughter]

This book is full of ass photos.

Ooh, I wanna read this.

- [laughs]

- There's even a scratch
and sniff section.

[laughter]

Sapphira.

Come on, slewfoot.

- Mm-hmm.
- [laughs]

"Throat Goat: A Singers' Guide
to an Open Pharyngeal Wall."

Oh, wait, that's a microphone
you're holding?

Okay.

Ooh, girl.

She getting all up in there.

[laughs]

The biggest mouth
in the tri-state area.

Dawn, if you like mental
breakdowns and self-diagnosis,

you're gonna love "Bubble Up."

"Vroom Vroom" by Geneva Karr.

It's a hard to follow story
of hairy legs and bad choices.

[laughter]

"Vroom Vroom."

Xunami Muse.

She shares her beauty secrets,
like how to rock a bang,

of which she is not wearing.

[laughter]

"Memoirs of a Muse:
Take a Walk in her Shoes."

What is the name
of your book, Q?

- Why!

[laughter]

- Is it "Y" by Q
or "W-H-Y" by Q?

- Why?

- [laughs] Exactly.

Nancy Kerrigan says, why?

It must be a tear jerker.

Ladykins, the winner of
today's Mini Challenge is...

[drum roll]

Sapphira Cristál.

[laughs]

[applause]

That's right.

Yours will be the first book
b*rned in Florida.

[laughter]

- Another Mini Challenge?

I feel like
my slewfeet are winning me

these Mini Challenges.
[laughs]

- And condragulations,
you've won

an autographed first edition
of my new book, entitled

"House of Hidden Meanings."

- Yay.
- Priceless.

Plus $2,000 dollars.

- Yeah.

- My queens, I've had the
privilege of collaborating

with artists like
Miley Cyrus, Sir Elton John,

and Dame Martha Wash.

Now, for this week's
Maxi Challenge,

I want to collaborate with you
on three hot tracks

from my album "Black Butter."

- [singing] Black butt, butt,
butt,
butt, butt, butt, butter

- Now, working in
three girl groups,

you'll each write
and record original verses.

And then, each group
will be in charge

of their own group choreography.

- Oh, bitch.
I'm about to m*rder.

I'm about to k*ll.

I'm about to eat.

I'm about to
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

[smacking]

- Sapphira, you won
today's Mini Challenge.

Plasma, you won last week's
Maxi Challenge.

And, Geneva, you survived last
week's Lip Sync for Your Life.

So each of you
will be team captains.

Time to choose your groups.

[upbeat music]

All right, Sapphira,
you go first.

Who do you choose
to be in your girl group?

- Dawn.
- [gasps]

[footsteps clacking]

- Plasma, you're next.

- Well, I think
the Meating is mandatory, Ru.

- Ooh.

- Get over here, Ms. Amanda.

- All right, Geneva.

- I'll take my sister Mhi'ya.

- Meow.
- All right, Sapphira.

- Morphine.
- [gasps]

I'm ready. I'm ready, bitch.

- Get over here, Ms. Muse.

- [laughs]

- I'm craving potassium.

Come here, Nymphia.

- Quoi?

- Why?

[laughter]

- So that leaves
Plane Jane and Megami.

- I think that I'm one
of the last two standing

because the girls
are probably being strategic

and they're thinking,
if their team wins,

then I'm gonna be the standout.

- Plasma.

- Hmm.

Miss Plane.

Pick your nasty.

- Plasma picks Plane Jane's
bitch ass,

and I'm furious.

I can't even.

- That means Megami will go
to Geneva's team.

Come here, satina sister.

[applause]

- Being picked last,
it doesn't feel great.

If they don't believe
in me, then f*ck them.

I know I can do fantastic
in this challenge.

- So, Sapphira's group, you'll
all be performing "Star Baby."

- [singing] 'Cause you're a
star,
baby

- Plasma's group, you'll be
performing "Courage to Love."

- [singing] To be loved again

- Geneva's group,
you'll be performing...

[whispering]
"ASMR Lover."

- [singing] Whisper in my ear

- Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

[cheering]

- I definitely feel like
Geneva's group

is going to be the
weakest in the challenge.

First of all, they're all quiet.

Second of all,
they are a lot of bottoms.

I already see
a sinking ship, honey.

I'm praying for them.

They're in God's hands.

[upbeat music]

- Let's get to it
then, shall we?

- Sweeties.

- Today's Maxi Challenge
is girl groups.

We are doing RuPaul's songs.

And we're about to make them
even better, okay?

[upbeat music playing]

- Oh.

Sickening.

We have to write our
own verse, choreograph

an entire group number,
and dance our asses off, bitch.

- I was in a girl group
in Philly.

I'm really excited
to work with y'all.

- Yeah.

- I love girl grouping.

I actually am a part
of a girl group

called Philly's Foxes
in Philadelphia.

So I feel geared up to step
up to the plate and then...

[smacks lips]
Home run.

- I could do the choreo
for you guys if you want.

Like, I have ideas.
I have, like...

- I feel like this song
is very your vibe.

And so I definitely think
that you'll be able to get us

together, like, choreo-wise.

- I'm excited because
it's a dance challenge.

And I really wanna
win a f*cking challenge.

I know you've been
in the top three times.

- I have... I didn't say anything.

- I shouldn't talk about me.
- No.

No, I didn't say anything.

I know, like, whatever I do,
I'm gonna slay, so.

I'm not a dancer,
but I'm a great singer.

I can write a verse.

I wanna show that I don't
have to kaka-de-kaka

five, six, seven, eight
to win this challenge.

- You don't have to be a good
singer to create good music.

That being said, as a singer,

I can't wait to make
really great music.

I would love a big vocal moment

to, like, do something poppy
because I've done only,

like, classic sh*t.

- I see her as starting.

- Yeah.
- I'm feeling more three.

- If you're feeling three,
I'll take four.

We wanna finish strongly too.

- [laughs]

- Obviously,
Jane and I have our beef.

I mean, I'm not thrilled
to work with her,

but I've worked
with tons of b*tches

I don't like before,
and I'm certainly

not gonna let that stand
in the way

of me winning this challenge.

I've written lyrics a lot.

- And I co-wrote the iconic
and instantly recognizable

lyrics to "Burger Finger."

- [laughs]

- I do think Plane Jane
is big competition for me.

But I'm a trained vocaliste.

I'm also a lyric writer.

I know I'm better than her.
[laughs]

So right now, I have...

[singing] You might think that
what you are is wrong

But if you trust yourself,
I know you can be strong

- Work.
- That's a really good start.

Damn. Okay, bitch.

- I said I wrote lyrics.
- What do you have?

- I'm slaying.

She can be mad if she wants.

- Xunami, this is my suggestion.

I love what you have
in the beginning.

Sickening.

What if you start out with that
and then go faster at the end?

- Just be slow in the beginning?

- Slow.
Like, you go, like...

- I think you could
even take what you...

I think you could take
these two couplets

and put them in
that beginning spot.

- Xunami, this is my suggestion.

Doo, doo, doo, doo.

- Here's... here's
what I'm hearing.

Da, da, da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, dump, bum, bum.

- I mean, I... there's...
There's a little

too many cooks in the kitchen.

[tense music]

- Work.

- Plane Jane thinks
she's the sh*t,

but Amanda also
thinks she's the sh*t.

So you put those two
in the room together,

only one is coming out alive.

- Have you been
waiting for this?

- Yes, definitely.

I'm excited because
I can show off

my rap skills and some more
of my dancing skills.

- We need to figure out about,
like, the choreography too.

Like...

- I... I'll handle
the choreography.

- I chose you because
I know you can dance.

- Why did you choose Megami?

- [chuckles] Because I was
all that was left.

[laughter]

- Oh, I forgot.

[laughs]

- It doesn't feel good.

- Yeah.

- I feel like...

Oh, my God.

Like, most of my life,
I've always been...

- Oh, my God, Megami.

- No.

Don't do that.

[soft music]

- You know, I'm so used to,
like, being picked last.

Yeah, I'm, like, used to having
to prove myself to people.

- You don't have to do anything.

- You know, we're gonna
f*cking k*ll this challenge.

And we're gonna, you know,
slay those hoes, okay?

- I'm just gonna have
to channel all this energy

into showing everyone
I'm a f*cking force

to be reckoned with, even if
they don't f*cking see it.

- Let's listen to the song.

- Yeah, let's listen
to it one more time.

- Yeah.

- I'm excited for
the performing part.

But I am dreading
the writing of the lyrics.

Um...

[upbeat music]

Language is just not my
strongest form of expression.

Banana fanana katana.

- Katana?

- This sh*t is hard.

[gasps] I know what my
verse is gonna be.

[singing] Coming in like a
whirlwind,
bam, bam

[babbling]

Banana [babbles]

Banana

That's a start.

- Yeah.

- [singing] Blowing bananas
left and right

[laughs]

- Girl, we got it.
You love bananas, Mama.

But what else is there?

- [laughs]

- She's having a moment.

- I really need
to do well this week.

Can you focus for,
like, two seconds?

- Wah.

[laughs] What does
a yak sound like?

Wah.

- Oh, sh*t.

We're gonna be in the bottom.

- Whoo!
- We're ready to dance.

- It is time for us to
get up on this main stage

and figure out exactly
what we are gonna be

doing for the judges tomorrow.

- We should probably
get started.

I am the team captain,
and I've choreographed before.

So I am leading the charge
with choreography.

Okay. Here we go.

We're gonna start coming
out of Amanda's verse

into the chorus.

So, Amanda, I'm gonna have
you right here on this T.

You're gonna be alone downstage.

The rest of us are
gonna be upstage.

But for right now,
Amanda's gonna be standing

right here doing this.

I'm gonna stand in front.

Or actually, Amanda,
let me be right here.

And, Amanda, actually
if you wanted to split

this column right there.

Yeah, so we're gonna just...

- Can you slow
down your talking?

- Yay.
[laughter]

Okay, so what we're gonna do,
we're gonna give them

a bit of the dragography
for just a moment.

We're gonna go
double arm ha, ah, ha.

Weight on the right foot.

Pas de bourree shampoo.

Left and right.

- Why?

- 1 and 2.
- Right.

- 3 and 4 was what
I had planned.

- Do it again?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Right off the bat,
Ms. Plasma is going so fast.

Do this, do that.
[babbles]

And I'm like.

- And then we're gonna do
what's called a contagion,

which is where I'm gonna
start a move,

then Amanda does it with me,
then Xunami, then Plane.

- Fosse, Fosse, Fosse, Fosse.

- [laughs]

- What is this?
f*cking dance boot camp?

- 1 and 2.







- Ah!
- Yeah?

That BFA didn't
cost nothing, honey.

All right.

This is a lot of steps.

I'm not... I'm not gonna
be able to do all of this.

- Xunami is
completely struggling.

My girl is not understanding
a word Plasma's saying.

- How do you do a windmill?

- Lead with your hip like
you're doing right now.

Show your whole hydra hole.
- Oh.

- Show your whole hydra hole.

Yeah, boom, boom.

Yeah, that's exactly it.

I come from the theater.

I started touring with
the international company

of "Kinky Boots."

It's up, down, up for...
Like, you're going down.

Your body is going down.

But the hip is
going up, down, up.

So this, sort of, like,
singing, dancing gig,

especially with
a group of girls,

that is completely what I do.

- Can we pause?

Thank you.

- Oh, Amanda.

Amanda's fierce.

- Ha, ha, ha.

- Plane, if you need a lyric,
it's...

[sings indistinctly]

- Got the courage.
- Got the courage.

- That's exactly right. Yeah.

- Plane must be feeling
some type of way right now

'cause Amanda Tori Meating
is eating her up

in this choreography, baby.

Ooh.

[smacks lips]
And that's the T.

- Y'all better watch out
for Ms. Amanda, girl.

She might steal the show.

- Well, no, it depends on...

It depends on what
her runway is.

[laughter]

- Chop. Chop. Line up.
- We'll follow your lead.

- Start from the chorus

because that's the part
we need to get down.

- And then the windows.

So yeah, that's good.

- Come closer.

No, we gotta use
the whole stage.

- Yeah.
- You go out somewhere.

- You want me to open more?

- And we gonna stay right here.

- It looks like Mhi'ya
is the choreographer.

But I'm not really seeing her,
like, grab hold of the wheel.

- We in the boxes.

- Yeah, we'll leave two boxes
for us here in the middle.

- And the next eight counts
is 8, 9.



- Is she up there
whispering to them?

- 5, 6, 7, 8.

Y'all got it?

- Like, are they talking?

- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.



- We're not... because
you're doing, like...

It's the 1, 2.

- But watch me, okay? Watch me.

If I was gonna give them
hard choreography,

these b*tches would be kicking
their legs up,

doing jumps, flips, and splits.

But the choreography is easy.

Megami is still
struggling with the moves.

So it's not looking
good right now.



And 1, 2, 3, 4.

- Megami is looking
like a lost child,

looking for Mommy at the mall.

Team Geneva might be in danger.

Um...

yeah.

[upbeat music]

- Somebody is off.

- [laughs]

- I think they're all off.

- Though Geneva is
our team captain,

she is definitely
not a director.

She is not directing us
in any sort of way.

It's a girl group moment,

and we all need to be
somewhat cohesive.

- I feel like the b*at there...

There is something
missing in that movement

because I feel like we could add

one more thing to fill it out.

So like, da, da, da, da.

I am confident in my ability
to serve girl group.

I started my drag journey
with a K-pop group

back in the day.

I formed a little group
called Nine Generation.

And I would learn the dances
and teach it to the group.

So I was trained to do this.

Maybe stand up first.

- Yeah, and then go into it.
- And then go down.

Da, da, da, da, da, da.

So it's like a, hey, hey,
down, up, love.

- All right.

- Oh, tricky, tricky Nymphia.

She seems to always be saying
she can't do something

and then, all of a sudden,
just doing it.

- Is Nymphia a dancer?

- She's that girl who
likes to hide her talents.

She's playing a game.
- She's playing a game.

- Nymphia, the queen
of the mind games.

- I got my eye on you, girl.

[exclaiming]

- Bitch, one thing
about me, I know

how to throw some choreo out.

- Can...

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

- I am the Abby Lee Miller

of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
Season 16.

Your finger's always
pointing to the sky.

- You're following your hands?

- Yeah, think of it like this.

You get an apple.

You eat the apple.

You throw away the apple.

[laughter]

And I wanted to do something
like duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.

- A little Madonna walk?
- Duh.

- Yeah.
- Ooh.

- Like a little Madonna walk.
And then the leg out.

- Okay.

- So we could go...





- You need to get
the moves more down.

- Yeah.

Choreography is definitely
the part of this challenge

where I'm a little bit, like,
shaky, a little bit scared.

- 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5, 6.

- Not the... that's like...

Like a sumo wrestling girl.

[laughs]

- Q is struggling a little bit.

All:


- Mama really does have
two left feet, Mama.

And they're wooden.
Like, she cannot dance.

Yeah, you...
- Separate?

- So someone's
gonna go like this.

And then you go.
- Ooh.

- Ooh.
- Oh, yeah, I like that.

- Yeah, hit it.

- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

- Yeah, it's the robot arms.

- Q is kind of
clomping up on that runway.

- Nymphia.

- I'm kind of nervous if she
can figure out a way

to sew herself
out of this situation.

- I feel like the Q
can finally feel what

it's like to be in the bottom.

And she doesn't have to feel
so sad about being

in the top for so many weeks.

I think she's finally
released of that.

- I can't wait to see
how this turns out.

[upbeat music]

[laughter]

- Sister.

- [babbles] Whoa!

- It's a new day
in the Werk Room,

and I can't wait
to go up on that stage

and give these judges
the business.

- How are you feeling
about your team?

I haven't gotten to talk to you.

- I know.

- How are you feeling about
your number, your team?

- Well, those are
all very different

questions, aren't they?

- Yeah.
[laughter]

- Honestly, I'm feeling so calm.

- Good.

- I feel like this is,
like, what I do.

- This is your shtick.

This is your sh*t, babe.

- I feel so in my element.

And so that's exciting.

And it makes me
feel like, bitch,

this might be my week to win.

- Girl, anybody but me.
- Everyone except us.

- [laughs]

- I would be happy if one of
our team members is on the top

and the rest is safe.

I'm very hoping
for that, like, honestly.

- After, like,
my trauma yesterday,

I am ready to show
all these b*tches, like,

I am f*cking fierce as sh*t.

- Yeah, I don't wanna
lip sync again this week.

- Oh, no.

- [sighs] Good luck, Charlie.

- I might hash out some
of this drama with Plane.

I feel like I should maybe go
talk to her here in a second.

I'm feeling kind of
irritated with Plane.

I'm definitely somebody
who addresses conflict.

I don't let things
go unanswered for.

How's everybody doing over here?

- It's so sickening.

- Do you think Q is gonna be
top two again?

Would she be cursed?

[laughter]

- Girl.

Which brings up.

[exclaiming]

So last week, I really, like,
opened up to the girls about,

like, how hard I am on myself.

- Yes.

- And then it felt like
right after,

you kind of just, like,
walked all over it.

- It was more so
just from, like,

a competitor's standpoint.

Like, you've been
getting consistently,

like, good critiques.

I wasn't trying to invalidate
your feelings.

- That's exactly
what it did, though.

It just felt like it was
coming out of, like, left field

because I thought we did
have a little bit more

of a respect for each other.

And then it felt like it
was almost like a repeat

of the thing with Amanda.

- Well, I... rest assured,
I definitely have more respect

for you than I do for Amanda.

- Why are you such
a c**t, honestly?

What's with this, I have
more respect for you

than I do with Amanda?

Like, where is this
coming from, bitch?

- Get her, girl.

Get her ass.

- I don't know you.

- I don't know you, either.

- So what is the tea, girl?
Like...

- Wait. Who am I...
- At this point...

- Who am I resolving things
with, you or Q right now?

- Well, you brought her into it
when you talked sh*t on her.

- You really did
because I wasn't even part

of that conversation
until you yanked me into it.

- [speaking Spanish]

I wish I had popcorn.

Like, oh, my God,
this is so amazing.

- It was just some
fun shade, girl.

Relax.

Calm down.
- Okay. Sure.

- We're on the same girl group.

Let's be friends for now,

and let's k*ll this challenge.

[tense music]

- I'm shaking.

- Yeah, I was a bitch to Amanda.

Did I mean what I said? Yes.

I'm truly not a horrible person.

Those were my opinions.

Now it's just a matter of,
how can we move forward?

I'm sorry that in that moment,

it felt like I was invalidating
your feelings because I...

I don't wanna do that.

And, like, I really...

I really do apologize.

- Thank you for apologizing.
- Of course.

Hug, hug.

- Yeah, we can hug.

As of right now,
I'm taking it in.

But I'm not sure if I buy it.

Just be mindful...
- Of course.

- Of what you're saying.

- Of course.

- I'm definitely
keeping an eye on her

because I'm not sure right now
if her apology is genuine.

- Does this happen a lot
for you, like, in Boston too?

- People having issues with me
and the things that I say?

- Like, with your word choices
or the way that you...

- Yeah, I would say so.
- Choose to express yourself?

- I would say so, yeah.
- Yeah.

Everyone sees me
as a mother bear.

Sometimes I gotta come to you
and tell you what... how it is.

From the outside
looking in, I feel like

you're misspeaking a lot.

- Yeah.

- I was wondering,
like, if, like,

maybe there is a way to stop
that from happening for you.

- Sometimes, I'm just...

I operate in the moment,
and I don't really, sort of,

like, take into consideration
people's feelings

in the moment.

So maybe that's something
that I need to work on.

Sapphira's mother.

So I'm taking in
what she has to say.

But when an entertainer puts
themselves out on stage,

it's fair game to criticize
what they put out there.

At the end of the day,
though, Sapphira, like,

I'm gonna say sh*t that
people might not like.

This is me.

Like, take it or leave it.

I totally separate how I feel
about Amanda's drag

versus how I feel about her
as a person.

And her body of work gets
the Golden Boot from me.

I'm so sorry, sister.

- You can say what you want,
but sh*t gonna happen.

At some point, people are
gonna get fed up with it.

- Right.
I get that, Mother.

Put me in my place.

[laughter]

Spank my ass.

- That's later.

[laughter]

- Maybe I should be thinking
about more about the clapback

that I'm gonna get after this.

But I'm totally just
having a blast living out

my shady bitch fantasy here.

- Plasmarina Love Dion.

- Yes, miss ma'am.

- How do you feel
with your groove?

- Well, I felt a lot better
when Amanda and Plane

weren't screaming at each other.

- Oh.

- Our song is called
"Courage to Love."

- [laughs]

- I'm here to win a challenge.

Don't f*ck it up.

[shouts]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

- [laughs]

[singing] Cover girl, put the
bass
in your walk

Head to toe

Let your whole body talk

[laughs]

- Yes.

- It's girl group night here
at "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Michelle Visage, now, is
there any truth to the rumors

that Seduction
is getting back together?

- Well, I'm not
at liberty to say.

But if we do, the tour
will be sponsored by AARP.

- [laughs]

- Whoo.

- Depends Diapers dropped out?
- [laughs]

- Ts Madison, now, have you
ever been in a girl group?

- No, Ru,
because they never last.

But these girls, oh, honey,
they'll be with me forever.

[laughter]

[growls]

- From the iconic Icona Pop,
it's Caroline and Aino.

Welcome.

Both:
Thank you.

- Thank you so much.

- Now, how do you say,
hey, girl, hey, in Swedish?

- Okay, listen carefully,

because it's pretty complicated.

- Are you ready?

- I am.

Both:
Hey, girl, hey.

- [laughs]
- Oh, my goodness.

I've been bilingual
this whole time

and I didn't even know it.

[laughter]

This week,
we challenged our queens

to slay the stage
with sickening remixes

of three of my songs.

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

And now give it up for QDSM.

- [singing] 'Cause you're a
star,
baby

- [singing] Morphine like the
drug,
but no relation

Winning all the shows,
you stay in admiration

Fascination,
even a standing ovation

I'm the only reason
for your fixation

The flawless, the face,
the beauty, the taste

Savor it
'cause you can't replace

Yeah, bitch

[singing in Spanish]

- [singing] I strut in in a
fashion

Serving looks, my passion

Leaving it all on stage

No crashing

You cannot stop me

Just one letter

Nobody better

Slaying every way

- [singing] 'Cause you're a
star,
baby

'Cause you're a star, baby

You're a star, baby

'Cause you're a star, baby

'Cause you're a star, baby

- [singing] Got you gagging
on my dragon

Baby, you need to breathe

Turning nothing into something

Like you wouldn't believe

My one desire to inspire
what you can and can't see

Sapphira's here, baby

There's no limit
to what you'll achieve

I bring the heat
by keeping my cool

I look like this,
you look a damn fool

So listen up, kids

You're 'bout to get schooled

Sapphira Cristál
is fearless crown jewel

- [singing] Oh, my God, babe

Wake up, it's Dawn

Silly little fillies
with my elf ears on

Not part of your world,
it's all my own

So dumb, so [...],
your minds are blown

From the stars, laying bars

Didn't you know
there's life on Mars?

Galaxy, fantasy, turning,
look, setting free

And can I be honest,
I'm a star, baby?

- [singing] Baby

'Cause you're a star, baby

You're a star, baby

Star, baby

all: Look up in the sky,
you see me

Look up in the sky, you see me

Look up in the sky, you see me

- And me
- And me

- And me
- And me

all: Look up in the sky,
you see me

Look up in the sky, you see me

Look up in the sky, you see me

- [singing] And me
- [singing] And me

- [singing] And me
- [singing] And me

[cheering]

- Good work, gorgeous.

- Give it up for Lovah Girlz.

- [singing] Courage to love,
courage to love

Courage to love, courage to love

- [singing] When I was younger,
my mama said to me

Just be yourself, baby

The rest comes naturally

Being a queen is a state of mind

Be true to yourself,
share love, be kind

Remember, girls,
rule number one, have fun

Whatever you are,
better be a damn good one

- - [singing] Someone told me
who I am is wrong

But now I trust myself

I know that I am strong

No, it doesn't matter
who hurt me in the past

'Cause now I love on myself

I'm going out so I
can throw this past

- [singing] Courage to love
after
you've been through the mill

Got the courage to love
after you done had your fill

I see you keep your head up

You get up, you're my hero

Got the courage to love

And to be loved
and to be loved again

[vocalizing]

Got the courage to love

And to be loved
and to be loved again

- [singing] Come on, strut,
find your light

Turn your head to the left

And you shake it to the right

Cute face, tight waist,
she's got it all

Can't tell me nothing now
'cause I'm here with Ms. Paul

Good luck's with the attitude

Came through from the hood
to shake the groove

No, no, don't stop,
let the love come through

At the end of the day,
you got no one but you

- [singing] Plane Jane...
Ms. Jane, if you're nasty

And if the pipe real long,
holla at me

Booty phat and the body so right

Got them flying on this plane
all day and night

Don't play with me,
just play that track

Don't break my heart,
just break my back

When you hear this song,
yes, it's time, come abroad

You're a real bad bitch
with the grits to love

- [singing] Courage to love
after
you've been through the mill

Got the courage to love
after you done had your fill

I see keep your head up

You get up, you're my hero

Got the courage to love

And to be loved
and to be loved again

[vocalizing]

Got the courage to love

Courage to be loved

And to be loved again

[applause]

- Give it up for Thicc & Stick.

[RuPaul's "A.S.M.R. Lover"]

- [singing] Easy

You made me feel
like a dainty lady

High heeled boots
straight out of Haiti

With my stank ass walk,
well, you know I'm crazy

'Cause the name there screaming

When they see me flipping

[all whispering]

It's the drag that
took her mad bitch

- [singing] Clearing customs
left and right

Geneva Karr has just arrived

[singing in Spanish]
That you guys will ever see

I mean, just look at me,
I'm what? Sickening

If you wanna read, there'll
be subtitles down here

So you can keep up
'cause baby, I am fierce

Move away or Ms. Karr
will run you over

- [singing] You make me feel

Whisper in my ear

That's what you are, lover

ASMR you for real?

All I wanna hear

Whatever you have to say,
long as you whisper to me

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

ASMR lover

That's what you are to me

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

ASMR lover

That is what you are

- [singing] Down on your knees,
bitch,
pray to me

'Cause Megami is the goddess
that you'll pay to see

That's M-E-G-A-M-I what?

Clear the runway,
watch a big girl strut

It's just the beginning,
I'll keep your head spinning

And all the boys sinning,
you better start winning

Ain't nobody ever
eat the runway like I do

Running over b*tches
on the rough drive-through

- - [singing] Gone with the
wind,
I'm fabulous

These mothertrucking hoes
can't handle us

Breaking wind, serving fashion

Acting up like you said action

Catch banana fever

I'll make you a believer

Flew from Taiwan
just to say hello

I'm Nymphia,
and you better vote yellow

- [singing] You make me feel

Whisper in my ear

- [singing] Vroom vroom

- [singing] That's what you are,
lover

ASM are you for real?

All I wanna hear

- [singing] I'm holy

Whatever you have to say,
long as you whisper to me

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

ASMR lover

That's what you are to me

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

ASMR lover

That is what you are

[laughs]

[cheers and applause]

- I kind of didn't expect that.

- Y'all nervous now, huh?

- They're really good.

- I don't get nervous.

I get drop dead scared.

[laughter]

No idea how this is gonna go.

It could go that way.
It could go this way.

Not this way.
I'm not going home.

Well, it could go any way.

It's a crapshoot. Truly.

Oh, my God.
I'm spitting so much.

[upbeat music]

- Category is Faster Pussycat,
Wig, Wig.

Up first, Morphine.

b*tches get stitches.

[laughter]

- Bitch, I do not
come here to play.

I have a blood red pussycat wig

with p*ssy little dangly beads

hanging on the side like blood.

And then when I turn around, oh,

I have cat scratches on my ass.

- On the next episode
of "Claw and Order."

[laughter]

Q.

Serving Camelot
with a camel toe.

- [laughs]

- Today, I am giving badass
warrior, vampiric knight,

and a really sleek
white pussycat wig

armored corset that
is, like, cinching me

within an inch of my life.

This is detailed, bitch.

- Honey, it's been
one of those nights.

[laughter]

- Sapphira Cristál.

- I own 71% of these shoulders.

- We ain't got no
regular degular

pussycat wig up in this house.

This is actually a pussycat.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- Oh, wow.
- Dr. Schivel.

- I'm serving villain
supreme realness.

And I want $200,000.

[laughs evilly]

- Talk about bald ambitions.

[laughter]

- Dawn.

- Hey, Dawn. Why so blue?

[laughter]

- This runway is
alien girl goes to the mall.

And it's all rhinestoned.

It's all a lot.

And it's all very me.

My kitty cat wig is a bowl cut.

From the front,
it's not very kitty cat.

But in the back, it definitely
has that little kitty moment.

- Remember Smurfette?

Well, this is her now.

- Yes.

- Plasma.

- She's totally winging it.

- [laughs]

- I chose to do
my head to toe gay ass

Hermes, the Greek
messenger goddess, moment.

So I'm wearing
my white pussycat wig

with my gold feathered details
underneath my huge

gold-winged headphones
'cause I wanted to give Hermes

a little bit of a Y2K feel.

- FTD, Telegram.

- [laughs]

- Better than STD.
- [laughs]

Amanda Tori Meating
in the ladies room.

- [laughs]

- This is not RuPaul's
nest friend race.

[laughter]

- My kitty cat wig is
the top of my robin's egg,

which is also my head,
just hatching through

to reveal my gorgeous eyes.

I wanted to incorporate
the pussycat wigs

in an unexpected way.

- Is she giving
nesting bitch face?

- [laughs]

- Xunami Muse.

- Oh, slay.
- Whoo.

- Oh. She's mad adorable.
- Wow.

- Not every girl can look good
in this hairstyle.

And I know I look exquisite.

I am giving you attitude.

I'm flirting with the judges.

And, you know, wink, wink here.

I feel so in my element
in this moment.

- Who let the bulls out?

[laughter]

Plane Jane.

- Put your mask on first.

- Put your mask on you
before you put

the mask on your child face.

[laughter]

- On top of my latex facekini

is a little blonde
platinum pussycat wig.

This look is just extreme latex,

fetish, bimbo to the max.

- Be honest, is it
Michelle's breath?

[laughter]

Geneva Karr.

- Jazz hot, baby.

- I'm giving you


My wig is like a finger
wave short, like very retro.

Very elegant.

And, you know, I wanted to show

it's not all big Texas hair.

- Did you just give me
the finger wave?

[laughter]

- Mhi'ya Iman LePaige.

She's got a very
pointed opinion.

- She does.

- She's one
of the Pointer Sisters.

[laughter]

- My wig is giving you
Mary J. Blige.

It's giving you
mushroom, shortcuts.

Chop, chop, chop, chop.

And because
my shortcut is small,

I'm giving you shoulders
pointing to the gods.

- Can you just point me
to the restroom?

[laughter]

- Megami.

- Is that a pixie
in a pussycat wig?

[laughter]

- I am literally just
the Staten Island fairy.

And my little pussycat pixie wig

is on backwards 'cause
I think it gives it, like,

a little more of a punk edge.

And the outfit is very sheer.

I spent a lot of money
on these tattoos,

so I'm gonna show
all of them off.

- That's right.
Give them hell, Tinkerbell.

- All out of pixie dust, babe.

- Nymphia.

- Wow.

- Ooh.

- So I am giving you
the Trinity Meow Cat.

[all oohing]

A pussycat wig.

Hold on a second.

I have one more thing to reveal.

Ew.

[laughter]

- Oh, it's the new vulva cut.

- Oh, I've heard about that.

- She's got p*ssy on the brain.

[laughter]

- Welcome, queens.

First, I must ask,

Sapphira, do you wish to use
your immunity potion this week?

[dramatic music]

- No.

- Very good.

Plane Jane,
would you like to use

your immunity potion this week?

- Not this week, Ru.

- Okay.

Queens, I've made
some decisions.

Geneva Karr,

Mhi'ya Iman LePaige,

Megami,

Nymphia Wind.

Condragulations,
you are the winning

girl group of the week.

- [laughs]

Finally, a win under my belt.

And I did it with my girls.

- Oh, my God.
- Whoo!

- It feels amazing to win,

especially after
being picked last.

I'm incredibly proud of myself.

- And you will split
the cash prize of $5,000.

You do the math.

[laughter]

- No problem.

- You may leave the stage.

- Thank you, Ru.

- Let's do the math.

- [squealing]

- Ladies, you are all up
for elimination.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with Sapphira Cristál.

- I enjoyed watching you
in the girl group

because you commanded the stage.

- You look like Beyoncé.

We absolutely loved it.

- We're very impressed.

- I did see that
there were things going on

in your head just a tad.

But other than that,
you did great.

- This look tonight
was very smart.

You took your pussycat wig
to a new level,

giving a nod to a great
character in film,

but also making it drag.

- Up next, Morphine Love Dion.

- You look amazing, yeah.

- That hair, amazing.

- And I love the glitter
scratch marks on the back.

- I say, who done scratched up
my leather sofa like that?

[laughter]

You did a great job
in the challenge.

You gave energy.

And you shook your tail feather.

- One thing that struck me
a lot from every time

you've hit this runway is,
I want you to know

that you are more than a BBL.

Your punchline is always that.

Value who you are as a queen.

- Yeah, 'cause you're more
than a really nice ass.

You're a great set of tits too.

[laughter]

Up next, Q.

- This looks hot p*ssy
on a tin roof.

[laughter]

- This looks like
a million bucks.

Who is responsible for this?

- I made this one.
- You made it?

- You are kidding me.
- Yeah.

- Wow.
- Wow.

- But I struggled
with you in this girl group.

The look was kind of
basic bitch for you

because you don't do that.

- Out of everybody
in the girl group,

you didn't sparkle or shine.

- Singing, fantastic.

Dancing, not so much.

Dancing was a little off.

Up next, it's the Dawn
of a new era.

- We absolutely loved you
in the girl group.

It was like you added spice
to Spice Girls.

- I just like the way that
you came out with confidence.

You made it seem effortless.

- I really like this.

I don't know if I'm
getting pussycat wig.

But when you turn around,
it's there.

So it's like she's doing it
Dawn's way.

I would like to challenge you
with the elf ears.

We wanna see versatility.

- Got you, babe. Don't worry.
- Okay.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Up next, Plasma.

- I thought you were
fantastic in your group.

- You gave bad bitch energy
from the door.

You was rapping.
I was like, oh, my God.

Yes, get it, girl.

You know, you just wowed me.

- You were a really good dancer.

- And this look is...
Is super fun, super different.

- It is absolutely ridiculous,
but I love it.

Your makeup looks gorgeous.

- It's a little far
from the... the Rita Hayworth

or the Barbara that
I'm a little used to, Ru.

- Yeah, no, it looks great.
Sure does.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Amanda Tori Meating.

- You are an incredible dancer.

Your energy, your performance
was top notch.

Now, we do have to talk
about the wrinkly butt

that's in the room.

Your padding was wrong.

If you're gonna give us that,
then you gotta give us that.

- You were side-by-side with
Miss Got-The-Body over there,

Plane Jane.

And then we were
comparing the two,

and it really took us
out of the illusion.

- Explain the pussycat wig.

- It's pussycat wig.

The first thing
I thought was cats.

And so I was like, well,
maybe there's a big nest,

and there are eggs,
and I just, sort of...

I don't know.

- It just doesn't really make
sense as far as pussycat wigs.

Because you're so close
and you've got the egg here,

it kind of takes away
from the pussycat wig.

- You have to stick
to the challenge

when it's given to you.

- You have trouble with
some of the drag aesthetic.

This idea is great.

It's just a little bit off.

- Up next, Xunami Muse.

In the challenge,
you were dancing up a storm.

- Also, in those heels,
you make it look

so easy to go up and down.

- How?
- How do you do it?

- How?
When you went down, I was like.

- It's insane.

- And this outfit is so chic.

It looks like 1977
Yves Saint Laurent.

- We were all like,
hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo,

like we're lesbians, yeah.

- [laughs]

- Yeah, I really
enjoyed this look.

I'm blushing.

[laughter]

- Thank you.

- Up next, Plane Jane.

- In the girl group challenge,
it was body, body, body.

And I'm a girl that loves body.

I think that
you are a fierce queen.

- You were so convincing
in everything

that you were doing.

Your hair, your baby hairs,
your attitude.

- You felt like one of those
lead singers in a girl group.

- What are your favorite
lyrics in what you wrote?

- Don't break my heart,
just break my back, I think.

- [laughs] Yes. Yes.

- Not since Edgar Allan Poe.

- No, it's a beautiful lyric.

- Thank you.

- This look tonight, super fun.

- Girl, I was like BDS mm-hmm.

- [laughs]

- I love that mask.

I wanted to just put
it on and just sss.

- [laughs]

- Sss.

- All right, thank you.

Ladies, it's such a close race.

I have to ask, who do you think

should go home tonight and why?

[dramatic music]

Starting with Sapphira.

- [sighs]

- Amanda.

She's a growing queen.

However, this is not
the place to grow.

- Morphine, same question.

- I would choose Amanda tonight.

The runway didn't hit the mark.

- Q?

- It's definitely between
Amanda and Xunami.

I think both haven't, like,
made a really grand mark

in the competition as of yet.

- Dawn?

- I'm going to say Q

because she's my
biggest competition here.

- All right, Plasma?

- Based solely
on critique tonight,

I will also say Q.

- Amanda?

- I also agree, Q seemed
to be toward the bottom.

So I would say her.

- Xunami?

- Based on this week's
challenge and critiques,

I have to say to Q.
- Plane Jane?

- As far as who should
go to home tonight,

I think it should be Amanda.

I don't think her aesthetic
is up to the level

that it needs to be.

While Q did underperform
in the challenge,

it's not enough in my eyes
to, like, discount

all the previous great work
that she's done here.

I think that it's
definitely Amanda's time.

- Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck
in the Lush Lounge,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

All right, just between
us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Let's start with Sapphira.

- She just has presence.

You have to look at her.

- She's at the top for me.

- All right,
let's talk about Morphine.

- In the girl group,
she looked beautiful.

Then she came out here,
totally different look for her.

- I appreciate the fact
that Morphine

is taking chances
with her silhouette.

She's a fantastic performer.

All right, let's talk about Q.

- I'm happy we got to
see Q in the runway look.

We loved it.

But in the girl group challenge,

I was not blown away.

- That girl group look
was not the tea for me.

- Also, come on, let's face it,

she was the worst dancer
of everybody up there.

Dawn.

- In the girl group challenge,
I said,

girl, Tinkerbell got moves.

[laughter]

- I did not expect that level

of performance
from Dawn tonight.

- With everything
Dawn did tonight,

it feels like she invited us
into her world.

She's special.

- She's an eclectic queen.

You see I'm trying to
get that word again?

- You certainly... you look...
Sound like you went to college.

- Eclectic.
[laughs] I went somewhere.

- [laughs] Plasma.

- She's been one of those
sparkly persons.

I just love watching her.

- Yeah, she felt like
a powerhouse to me.

- Then her look on the runway,
different for her.

I like that versatility.

- She came in
as the mid-century queen.

Now she's doing it all.

- She is a strong contestant
in this competition.

- Amanda Tori Meating.

- She could dance
unbelievably incredible.

But I was taken out of it
when we saw the wrinkly butt.

Again, then that flat wig,

like, kept slapping her
in the face.

And then on the runway,
I had no idea

where this look came from.

- Is a cat sitting
on those eggs?

What's going on?
- [laughs]

- I don't know.

- She's got the talent.

The aesthetic just seemed messy.

It's those details that are
really dragging her down.

All right,
let's talk about Xunami.

She was a real participant
in that girl group.

And she looked fantastic.

- What she was delivering on
the catwalk was just on point.

Absolutely loved it.

- I was feeling some kind of way

when she was looking at us

like she was Morris Day
or Rick James.

And I'm saying, oh, oh,
oh, I'm... what am I feeling?

[laughter]

Plane Jane.

- She was the quintessential
girl grouper tonight.

She had everything on lock,
the choreography, the body,

the look, the hair, all of it.
I loved it.

- She's flirting with humor
in a very smart way.

- Love her.
- Love her.

- [claps] Chop, chop.

[laughter]

- What the f*ck is chop, chop?

- I don't know.

It just sort of came up.

- Chop, chop,
- Yeah, all right.

Silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

- Chop, chop.

- [laughs]

Welcome back, queens.

I've made some
difficult decisions.

[suspenseful music]

- Amanda Tori Meating.

Q.

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are both
up for elimination.

The rest of you are safe.

You may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

- You better [bleep] k*ll it.

- I love you, Amanda.
k*ll it.

- I love you too.

- I'm about to fight like hell

because I don't deserve
to go home.

- Two queens stand before me.

Prior to tonight, you were asked

to prepare a lip sync
performance of "Emergency"

by Icona Pop.

The time has come for you
to Lip Sync

for Your Life.

- Lip syncing against my friend

is a very mixed bag of emotions.

But I'm just thinking to
myself, bitch, it's showtime.

- Good luck.

And don't f*ck it up.

[upbeat music]

- [singing] So you wanna party

So you wanna dance

You better know someone

That f*cked someone
of our friends

You wanna get higher

Shake that ass

Whoo

Spin and run around

And run around like that

Got that romancing
- [singing] Here we go

- [singing] Cancel your plans
then
- [singing] Here we go

- [singing] Girls, hide your
mans

'Cause I'm hot and I'm dancing

- [singing] Here we go

This is emergency

[cheering]

Call an ambulance

Come rescue me

- Come on, b*tches.

- [singing] Everybody in this
bitch

- [shouts]
- [vocalizing]

- [singing] If you wanna get up,
get down like this

[laughter, cheering]

- [singing] Here we go

This is emergency

Call an ambulance

Come rescue me

Everybody in this bitch

- [laughs]

- [singing] You wanna get up,
get down like this

[cheering]

- [singing] Here we go

Here we go

Here we go

- [whistling]

- [laughs]

- [singing] Here we go

- [laughs]

[cheers and applause]

- Wow.
- Yes.

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

Q, Shantay, you stay.

You may join the other girls.

[applause]

I love you so much.
- I love you.

- I love you.

- Amanda, my queen,

meeting you
wasn't just mandatory,

it has been a joy.

- I just wanna say,
thank you so much.

And I'm just really,
really grateful.

- Thank you.

Now sashay away.

- Love you.

[shouting, applause]

- Well, at least I did
what I came to do,

[bleep] the sound crew.

Bye.

[cheering]

I really didn't wanna
go home with blue sh*t

all over my mouth.

Just, like,
I wanted to show more.

I'm definitely taking
away sisters for life,

except for that one bitch.

- Condragulations, queens.

And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how in the hell

are you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

All:
Amen!

- All right,
now let the music play.

[singing] A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

Can you feel the love?

- Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You get to create your own doll.

[all oohing]

- Not me starting over.
- No, you're starting over?

- Oh, my gosh.
You're done. You're done.

You're done.

- Your doll is so beautiful.

- From the neck up,
beauty queen.

From the neck down...

Horror queen.

- You know who I think
should maybe

consider using their
immunity potion today?

[whispers] Sapphira.
- You think so?

- I think so.

- God damn it.

[dramatic music]

- [singing] A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

Turn it around
when you up and say

Everybody say love

[vocalizing]

Love

Can you feel the love?
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