hey hey well here's a coming read
between the lion
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tell me why is a raven like a
writing-desk why is a raven like a
writing this idea
nor I oh here nothing like a gray Mouse
just day
Callooh Catholic dad Samara from Alice
in Wonderland and click click the girl
Mouse that means kids
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Callay we're all dressed up for Alice
day we're all dressed up all dressed up
we're all gladness
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reading Lewis Carroll's through the
looking-glass and what Alice found their
illustrations by John to neo it is a
book with which I'm not compatible no
logic no I wouldn't go that far Dormouse
know things just make a different kind
of sense in Wonderland much well left is
right if that's the direction you want
to go in that's right now when we last
left Alice she had just walked through
the mirror in her house into another
world which was very fair
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for some minutes Alice stood without
speaking looking out in all directions
over the country
I declare it's locked up just like a
large chess board Alice said at last
it's a great huge game of chess that's
being played all over the world if this
is the world all you know oh what fun it
is how I wish I was one of them I
wouldn't mind being a pawn
if only I might join of course I should
like to be a queen best that's easily
managed you can be the white Queens pawn
if you like and you're in the second
Square to begin with when you get to the
eighth square just at this moment
somehow or other they began to run
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the time has come the walrus said to
talk of many things and cabbages and why
the sea is boiling hot not at all Leona
it's just a sea an H and E and two S's
plain just is a bit more difficult than
saying chests Leona
mm-hm you see you play on a board chess
is a battle when you try to capture the
other side's King your army tries to
outsmart the other army and when you
capture their King you win you tip over
and yell checkmate checkmate checkmate
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you know I used to be quite a good chess
player myself after a while I I couldn't
find anyone who could beat me so I gave
up the game no one can beat a computer
at chess
well perhaps I should come out of
retirement there's one right here click
kindly bring the chess board out of this
book I'll do better than that
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ready for chess
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chest no no no you play chess oh no sir
buster
we play just yeah it's a pigeon oh you
see how far you can stick out your just
lets play chest come on
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in the word
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press pressing and now the word doctor
with dr. Ruth Wertheimer
hello here's dr. Reid I'm dr. Ruth
Mortimer
with another word that's tired of being
what it is and once to change isn't that
right yes but I am thirsty and I can't
change I can't yes you can
no I can't have you tried letting go of
your first letter the letter T no should
I
absolutely okay go scram better very
good now you've got to let a little Z
into your life
z yes negative and it will change you I
promise
and city zesty not tasty Oh Peggy
daiquiris thank you you are welcome I'm
the best
did that heat win the big king test he
just
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Bing that deep
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stretch stretch stretch stretch stretch
Oh stretch
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a fiery horse a cloud of eraser dust in
a hearty hiyo with his trusty sidekick
rustle up some breath again
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where is it give it to me
Oh loan do you think something is wrong
here
I'll ask what do you folks doing
remember to milk the eggs and take the
chicken from the cow give me your
chicken where is your chicken oh they're
following orders Russell
nothing wrong here alone don't you think
perhaps that note could use a bit of
rearranging hmm
hi-ho shines him light on this
remember to milk the eggs and take the
chicken from the cow remember to milk
the cow and take the eggs from the
chicken thank you who was that banana
nose masked stranger we didn't even get
a chance to thank him how to make him an
omelet
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you yell in that poor horses ears
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weep why should I weep I'm having a
great time oh hey Cleo time to feed my
brain and stomach chest books and snacks
haha just books and snacks hey click
don't go anywhere I'll be back dad's
really happy
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luzhin he's going to get sadder and
sadder you're right he can't keep
loosing he's gotta win I cannot be
beaten he cannot win yes he can yeah
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wake up wake up this isn't camp
easy-peasy
eat a lot this is vote boot camp now and
you thought bowel bootcamp was going to
be easy front and center but suddenly
Abby comes straight at you then at E
att*cks from the rear
give me your sound soldier word bet you
bet soldier so you call in a backup and
a joins the fight by your side what's
the rule of engagement so what's your
sound now Wow word beat you bet now beat
it bow squad let's go make some word
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and now today chicken Jane and the red
elephant yes the sled is right Scott
look see chicken Jane write the letter G
EMT good get it now see you write the
letters hey W a fly away look Scott look
chicken Jane is what we are not what
Thank You chicken Jane see going up the
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and now a word from star of stage screen
and television mr. Bruno Kirby excellent
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yes
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checkmate what is it 15 games in a row
more like 17
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maybe he really is said could I be
winning so easily all of a sudden Oh
Co you can be winning all of a sudden
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contrariwise losing is winning on Alice
Day and winning unfairly is losing happy
when you're losing now you're really sad
cuz you're winning that is so very so
how can you be happy when you lose if
that isn't the song cue I don't know
what is I don't fight back it's quite a
music cuz I can learn a lot from a
defeat
you see games just aren't fun when I'm
winning everyone but losing fair and
square can be a treat because you can
you lose it's up to you to choose to
give up or start play yes you can win
when you lose
forget about booze just stand up and
shout hooray prepare to do your best if
you're put to the test it's not about
the fortune or the fame keep feeding
your desire don't let losing quench your
fire win or lose it's how you play the
game
it's up to you to choose together or
start to play
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so dormouse are you ready for a rematch
well fall Callooh Callay
let bout a rematch could be one of them
would not mind being a pawn if only I
could join
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that's easily managed you can be the
white Queens pawn if you like and you're
in the city in the square to begin with
when you get to the eighth square you'll
be a queen
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check
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the beginning what no it's not the
beginning it's the end the beginning no
right I get it everything is backwards
today so I guess it's time for me to say
sweetie
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be a designated reader once upon a time
there was
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02x54 - The Chess Mess
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Follows a family of clumsy anthropomorphic lions operating and living in a large, busy library called "The Barnaby B. Busterfield III Memorial Public Library", starring alongside characters such as Click, an electronic, anthropomorphic computer mouse; the Information Hen, who answers library calls; and Heath, a dinosaur who serves as the library's thesaurus.
Follows a family of clumsy anthropomorphic lions operating and living in a large, busy library called "The Barnaby B. Busterfield III Memorial Public Library", starring alongside characters such as Click, an electronic, anthropomorphic computer mouse; the Information Hen, who answers library calls; and Heath, a dinosaur who serves as the library's thesaurus.