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10x15 - Rabbits/Ducks and Fish

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.

10x15 - Rabbits/Ducks and Fish

Post by bunniefuu »

( tune for "Yankee Doodle Dandy" plays )



♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall, he's what we call ♪

♪ A dinosaur sensation ♪

( laughter )

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces ♪

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend ♪

♪ ABCs and one, two, threes ♪

♪ And how to be a friend ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us ♪

♪ Whenever we may need him

♪ Barney can be your friend, too ♪

♪ If you just make-believe him. ♪

Whoa.

ALLBarney!

Oh, hello, everybody!

Are you ready?

We sure are, Jackson. You bet.

One... two... Okay, let's go hide!

three... four... Over here.

five... six... Whoa, where am I gonna go?

BJ, world-famous detective, is on the job.

All I need is a good mystery to solve.

Aha! A mystery.

There's something big and purple behind that tree.

What could it be?

I found you, Barney.

( Barney chuckles )

I found you, too, Sophie. Aw, man.

You're both very good hide-and-seekers.

Thanks, Barney! Thanks, Barney!

Hide-and-seek.

( chuckles )I knew that.

Oh, hi, there, BJ! Hey, BJ!

Hi, BJ! Hi, guys!

Oh, are you doing some detective work?

Yes, but I need a good case. BABY BOPHey!

Hey, what are you doing? That's mine!

That sounds like Baby Bop.

Oh, sounds like another mystery to solve!

Let's go see what's the matter, okay?

Come on! Let's go!

BABY BOPMy goodness gracious, Barney!

Is something wrong, Baby Bop?

Something took a big bite out of my apple.

See? What can I do?

Aha! A mystery!

Detective BJ is on the case.

Now tell me, was it a big animal or a small one?

It was very big!

This case is solved!

Sissy's apple was eaten by...

...an elephant.

Why, it wasn't that big, BJ.

No? Then it was...

a mouse.

Well, no, it wasn't that little.

Well, it was some kind of wild beast,

and I'm going to find it.

You mean like a lion? Or a tiger?

Or a bear?

Oh, my!

Oh, brother!

I don't think we have those animals in the park.

But if we use our imaginations

and pretend we're on a jungle adventure,

we'll see all sorts of things.

♪ We're going on a jungle adventure ♪

♪ To see what we can see ♪

♪ There's a lion and a tiger and a great, big monkey ♪

♪ Swingin' on the branch of a tree ♪

♪ It looks like a chimpanzee ♪

♪ Oh, here in the jungle you can hear the lions roar ♪

♪ Rrr-rr-rr-rrrhinoceros and tigers and so much more ♪

♪ Hear the snakes hissing in the grass below ♪

( hissing )

♪ See the silly monkeys putting on a show ♪

♪ The jungle is the place to go ♪

♪ We're going on a jungle adventure ♪

♪ To see what we can see ♪

♪ There's a great big elephant taking a bath ♪

♪ Getting clean as he can be ♪

♪ I hope he doesn't step on me ♪

♪ Oh, here in the jungle, you can hear the lions roar ♪

♪ Rrr-rr-rr-rrrhinoceros and tigers and so much more ♪

♪ Hear the snakes hissing in the grass below ♪

♪ Sss-ss-sssee the silly monkeys putting on a show ♪

♪ The jungle is the place to go ♪

Oh! ♪ The jungle is the place to go ♪

♪ The jungle is the place to go! ♪

I know I can solve this mystery if I can just find some clues.

Well, we know the animal likes healthy snacks

because it ate Baby Bop's apple.

And I think it had brown fur.

Aha, another clue!


No, no, wait. It had white fur.

Oh! No, no, no, no, no. Brown and white fur.

I see. Can you think

of any other clues?

Well, I don't know, BJ.

I just heard something nibble my apple

and when I turned around, it hopped away.

Aha!

The nibbling beast likes to hop.

Very good, Detective BJ.

Can you think of any animals that like to hop?

I know you can.

♪ A fat green frog on a bright blue day ♪

♪ Doesn't need fancy toys to play ♪

♪ He bends down low then jumps up high ♪

♪ Now pretend that you're a froggy bouncing by ♪

♪ And hop, hop, hop, hippity hop ♪

( boing-boing )

♪ It's so much fun ♪

♪ You just can't stop ♪

♪ Hop, hop ( boing-boing )

♪ Hippity hop ♪

♪ Everybody's happy when they hop ♪

♪ Way down under lives a kangaroo ♪

♪ She takes much bigger hops than others do ♪

♪ She bends down low, then jumps up high ♪

♪ Now pretend that you're a kangaroo bouncing by ♪

♪ And hop, hop, hop ♪

♪ Hippity hop ( boing-boing )

♪ It's so much fun, you just can't stop ♪

♪ Hop, hop ( boing-boing )

♪ Hippity hop ♪

♪ Everybody's happy when they hop ♪

♪ Did you ever see a little-bitty bunny run? ♪

♪ The way he gets around is a lot of fun ♪

♪ He bends down low, then jumps up high ♪

♪ Now pretend that you're a bunny bouncing by ♪

( boing-boing )

♪ And hop, hop, hop, hippity hop ♪

( boing-boing ) ♪ It's so much fun ♪

♪ You just can't stop, hop, hop ♪

( boing-boing ) ♪ Hippity hop ♪

♪ Everybody's happy when they hop, hop, hop ♪

♪ Everybody's happy when they hop! ♪

Bye now! Bye! Bye!

Okay, so, this furry, brown and white animal

likes healthy snacks and it hops.

Oh, and it has long ears.

Aha! The mystery is solved.

Your apple was eaten by...

a kangaroo!

A kangaroo? A kangaroo?

Well, yeah. Kangaroos are brown and white

and they have long ears and they hop.

But, BJ...

Elementary, my dear Sissy.

I'll find that hopping snack-nabber.

BARNEYOkay.

Barney, Uh-huh?

do you think it was a kangaroo?

Um... maybe it would help

if we looked at some animal pictures.

Oh, yes, I think it will.

BARNEYRight here in the caboose.

Okay,

here's a picture of a kangaroo. Oh.

Well, it does have long ears.

And it hops.

But the animal I saw had a small, fluffy tail.

Oh, like this rabbit?

They like healthy snacks and they hop

and have long ears and small, fluffy tails.

Oh, that's almost it, Barney.

But the one I saw had droopy ears.

Okay, uh... droopy ears, huh?

Oh, like these bunnies? Oh, yes.

( both laughing )

They're called lop-eared rabbits,

and they're usually someone's pet.

Oh, no!

Well, the one I saw might be lost!

Oh, maybe we should try to find it!

Okay, let's go. Here, come on.

Oh, it's very important to take care of your pets.

Let's see how some of our friends

take care of their pets.

Come here... come here!

ALL♪ Yes ♪

♪ Let's take care of our pets ♪

♪ Our hamsters and bunnies and turtles ♪

♪ Our fishes and frogs and our cats and our dogs ♪

♪ Let's take care of our pets ♪

BARNEY♪ Give them food and water ♪

♪ Run with them down the trail ♪

♪ Brush out their fur ♪

♪ You might get a purr ♪

♪ Or even a wagging tail ♪

ALL♪ Yes, let's take care of our pets ♪

♪ Our hamsters and bunnies and turtles ♪

♪ Our fishes and frogs and our cats and our dogs ♪


♪ Let's take care of our pets ♪

♪ Our fishes and frogs and our cats and our dogs ♪

♪ Let's take care of our pets. ♪

Hmm, not in there. Let's see.

Oh, hey, little bunny,

have you seen a kangaroo?

No? Okay, see you later.

Here, bunny, bunny, bunny.

Oh, Barney, I don't see it anywhere.

Oh, I think I know a way to find it.

Do you have any more of those healthy snacks?

Well, yes. Are you hungry?

No, but the bunny might be.

Oh, oh, good.

Oh, these apples will be great.

And a banana. There.

BABY BOPCarrot for the bunny.

( laughs )

Okay.

We've placed snacks at different places

around the park.

Yeah, we did.

Oh, look!

The rabbit is back.

Oh, let's go see the bunny.

Right. Let's go.

Well, hello, Mr. Bunny.

Are you lost?

He's hungry, that's for sure.

Sissy, I have good news.

I've looked everywhere, and the kangaroo is gone.

Your snacks are safe.

Well, shh, BJ.

You'll scare the bunny.

Well, what bunny?

This one.

The one who ate my snacks.

The one who what...?

Oh. Bunny.

I knew that.

Hi, Barney. Hi, everybody.

( all greeting )

Hey, have you seen...?

Flopsy!

There you are.

Thanks for finding him.

Oh, you're very welcome.

Do you call him Flopsy because of his floppy ears?

That's right.

Very good, Detective BJ.

His ears do hang low, don't they?

BABY BOPYeah!

♪ Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? ♪

♪ Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? ♪

♪ Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder ♪

♪ Like a continental soldier? ♪

♪ Do your ears hang low? ♪

♪ Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and pro? ♪

♪ Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? ♪

♪ Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder ♪

♪ Like a continental soldier? ♪

♪ Do your ears hang low? ♪

BARNEY ( chuckling )I love this song.

♪ Do your ears hang low? ♪

♪ Do they wobble to and fro? ♪

♪ Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? ♪

♪ Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder ♪

♪ Like a continental soldier? ♪

♪ Do your ears hang low? ♪

( everyone laughing )

Are you hungry, Flopsy?

Oh, he had a lot of healthy snacks today.

Amy, can we help you take care of him?

Sure, come on.

Bye, Barney.

See you later. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye. I'll see you later.

Bye-bye now.

Oh, it's so good to have friends who care about us,

friends who watch out for us and help us when we need it.

Friends just like you.

♪ I'm so happy you're the one ♪

♪ That's here today, having fun ♪

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

( kids join in )♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you. ♪

Clap and cheer-- my toons are here!

Yee-ha!

( lively bluegrass music playing )

Good throw, Tracy.

Thanks, Barney.


Here you go, Ryan.

( quacking )

Oh, what's that, Mrs. Duck?

( quacking )

You want to go for a swim?

Oh, yeah.

Sure, go right ahead.

Oh, I'll watch the eggs for you.

( Riff giggles )

Oh.

Ooh, hello.

Sorry.

Whoa.

Oh, no.

( groans )

Whew, that was close.

Oh, Barney, that ball almost landed in the nest.

Well, I'm very sorry, Riff.

Oh, that's okay.

Just be careful.

Okay. Oh, look at the eggs.

TRACYWow! Cool!

RIFFYep, they're duck eggs.

I'm watching them while the mama duck goes swimming.

That's a very nice thing to do, Riff.

Oh, thanks. I was happy to help.

That's what friends do, right?

BARNEYRight.

Oh, just put this over...

Oh, sorry, folks, you'll have to go around.

Duck eggs. See?

Oh, thank you.

Oh, taking care of these eggs is a lot of work.

Oh, you brought your guitar.

Are you going to play it for the ducks?

Yep, thought I'd play a little lullaby for the eggs.

Now, I have been practicing every day,

so I hope it sounds okay.

Okay.

( plays "Brahms' Lullaby" )

That was terrific. Wow, that was so...

Shh. Thank you, but don't wake up the eggs.

How can you tell they're sleeping?

Well... I can't.

( laughs )

But I imagine they are.

Let's step back a minute, okay? Come on.

Oh, Riff, they're very lucky

to have a special friend like you.

Oh, thanks, Barney.

♪ Friends are special, so important ♪

♪ They make the world go round ♪

♪ We like helping one another in school or on the playground ♪

♪ Friends are there to help each other ♪

♪ When one is feeling sad ♪

♪ Being friends is very special ♪

♪ Be a friend, and you'll be glad ♪

Oh.

Yes, you will.

( Barney humming happily )

♪ Friends are special, so important ♪

♪ They make the world go round ♪

There you go.

♪ We like helping one another in school or on the playground ♪

♪ Friends are there to help each other ♪

♪ When one is feeling sad ♪

♪ Being friends is very special ♪

♪ Be a friend, and you'll be glad ♪

♪ Being friends is very special ♪

♪ Be a friend, and you'll be glad. ♪

Let's see now...

That was so... Yay!

That was fun. All right, bye.

Bye now. See you later. Bye, guys.

Oh, I better make sure the eggs are still okay. Okay.

I'm walking with you.

Ooh.

How do they look, Mrs. Duck?

( quacking )

Ooh, she says they're fine,

or-- well, I think that's what she said.

( quacking ) Oh, yeah, they're fine.

Oh, boy, I can't wait to see the baby ducks.

Baby ducks are called ducklings

and they're very cute.

They look a lot like grown-up ducks,

but smaller.

( quacking )

They'll have two wings,

a tail, ( quacks )

and a long bill.

Will their feet look like the mama duck's?

Well, they sure will.

Ducks' feet are webbed.

They have a little bit of skin between each toe.

Oh, they sort of look like paddles.

Yes, they do. They use those paddles to swim.

There she goes.

Back for another swim.

Do you like to play in the water?


I know I do.

Splashing in water can be great fun.

( upbeat intro plays )

♪ We drink it when we're thirsty, each and every day ♪

♪ We find it in the pool where we splash and play ♪

♪ It's a home for fishes, frogs and more ♪

♪ That's what wonderful water's for ♪

♪ Splash and sprinkle ♪

♪ Drink and pour, that's what wonderful water's for ♪

♪ Put it in a bucket when the car needs a scrub ♪

♪ Water when we're bathing in a bubbly tub ♪

♪ Filling up the ocean from shore to shore ♪

♪ That's what wonderful water's for ♪

♪ Splash and sprinkle, drink and pour ♪

♪ That's what wonderful water's for ♪

♪ Splash and sprinkle, drink and pour ♪

♪ That's what wonderful water's for. ♪

Oh, hey, Barney, I just thought of something.

Oh, what's that?

Well, when the ducklings hatch,

they're going to be hungry.

Oh, you're right, Riff.

We can go to the caboose

and find something for them to eat.

Oh, but, um... do you think

they'll be all right while I'm gone?

Oh, I think so.

Mrs. Duck is here to watch them.

Well, okay.

Okay. Let's go get that food.

All right. Bye, Mrs. Duck.

( quacks )

Hi, BJ! Hi, Beej!

Oh, hi, Barney! Hi, Riff!

What are you doing?

Oh, wait, wait... let's see if I can guess.

You're wearing a fishing hat, a vest.

You're holding a long pole. Uh-huh.

Hmm, are you going fishing?

That's right.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.

Where are you planning on fishing?

In the pond, I guess.

No, no, no. Not in my pond.

I mean, not in the duck's pond.

Oh, you might disturb the duck eggs.

Duck eggs? Cool!

No problem-o, Riff.

I'll go somewhere else.

Oh, I never thought about fish in the pond.

I hope they don't bother the ducks.

Oh, I think they'll be okay, Riff.

Ducks swim on top of the water

and fish live under the water.

Let me show you. Oh, cool.

Come over here. Okay.

BARNEYSee, Riff? Fish and ducks

both like to swim, and they both have tails.

Except fish don't have feathers.

BARNEYThat's true.

And they stay under the water, so they

won't bother the ducks at all.

BJOoh, look at this one.

I like that cool color.

RIFFOh, I like the big one.

Hey, did I ever tell you

about the last time I went fishing?

Uh, no, Beej, I don't think so.

Well, listen up, 'cause this is no fish story.

♪ One, two, three, four, five ♪

♪ Once I caught a fish alive ♪

♪ Six, seven, eight, nine, ten ♪

♪ Then I let him go again ♪

♪ Why did you let him go? ♪

♪ Because he bit my finger so ♪

♪ Which finger did he bite? ♪

♪ This little finger on the right ♪

Whoa, check it out!

Oh, nice catch, BJ. Thanks.

Wowzer! Let's go fishing, too, Barney.

Okay, that's a great idea.

Hey, you guys, get your poles.

I've got a feeling they're really bitin' today. Whoa!

BOTH♪ One, two, three, four, five ♪

♪ Once I caught a fish alive ♪

♪ Six, seven, eight, nine, ten ♪

♪ Then I let him go again ♪

♪ Why did you let him go? ♪

♪ Because he bit my finger so ♪

♪ Which finger did he bite? ♪

♪ This little finger on the right. ♪

Look what I caught.

Good job, Riff. Whoa!

I've got a big one!

Ay-yi-yi!

That was tippity-top! Thanks, Beej. Yeah.

Now, am I forgetting something? I... uh...

I think you were going to get some food for the ducklings.

Oh, the ducklings!

Oh, I better go check on them.


Oh, sorry, Beej, I don't have time for fishing now.

Gotta go, gotta go.

Oh, no! Oh, no.

No, no. Oh... Hey,

what happened to the eggs?

RIFFOh, they're... they're broken!

All of them.

What's wrong?

What's going on?

The duck eggs are broken!

I never should have left.

I should have stayed right here with them.

But, Riff... Oh, it's all my fault.

Riff, I think there's something you should see.

RIFFAw! Baby ducks!

Where'd they come from?

Well, the eggs weren't broken.

They hatched!

Wow! Look at them.

I think they're saying thank you

for watching over them.

RIFF ( giggles )You're welcome.

And they already know how to swim.

They most certainly do.

♪ Who knows how to paddle all around the pond? ♪

♪ Quack, quack, quack, the duckies do ♪

♪ Who knows how to waddle all around the lawn? ♪

♪ Quack, quack, quack, the duckies do ♪

♪ They quack when they talk ♪

♪ They wiggle when they walk ♪

♪ They quack when they're swimming, too ♪

♪ Quack, quack, quack, let's do what the duckies do ♪

BARNEYOh, come on, let's do what the duckies do.

( kids quacking )

BARNEYThat's it.

♪ Who knows how to paddle all around the pond ♪

♪ Quack, quack, quack, the duckies do ♪

♪ Who knows how to waddle all around the lawn? ♪

♪ Quack, quack, quack, the duckies do ♪

♪ They quack when they talk ♪

♪ They wiggle when they walk ♪

♪ They quack when they're swimming, too ♪

♪ Quack, quack, quack, let's do what the duckies do ♪

Come on!

♪ Quack, quack, quack, let's do what the duckies do. ♪

( quacking )

Bye! Bye!

Bye! Bye! Bye-bye!

See you later!

I guess we won't need these anymore.

Oh, and the baby ducklings

won't need me anymore.

They'll be grown up before you know it

and they'll fly away to start families of their own.

Yep, I hope so.

So what are you going to do,

now that the ducklings have hatched?

Well... ooh, I know just what to do,

if you still have time, Beej.

Oh, well, what's that, Riff?

I want to go fishing.

You got it.

Let's go get some fishing poles.

That's a great idea. All right.

See ya, Barney! Bye, Barney! Bye-Bye!

See you later! See you later, bye!

Riff found out that taking care of animal friends

can be a lot of work.

But helping our friends

is a great way to say "I love you."

( slow, gentle intro plays )

♪ I love you ♪

♪ You love me ♪

♪ We're a happy family ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

BARNEY & KIDS♪ I love you

♪ You love me ♪

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪